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B.—AN members of this Lodge are cordially invited to witness the ded- feadon of xe picuadl Heese Hospital, lomted on Shuati-ats thus day at? urcloce abarp ceenere ns D LISS OBUGEL, President L ZOELLNER, Secreiary. CHICAGO COMMANDERY, NO. 19, KNIGHTS THALDAR—Siaed emeare Monday evensag, Gch i, at i: o'clock, for business und work on the™ Or- derofthe Temple" Visiting Sir Kalzuts ulwass weleame. By onler of HL POND, B.C. DAVID GOODMAN, Recorder. Sf, BERNARD CONMANDEEY, No. 3 KT Spocial Coaclave atve p.m. Weanesday, the 3th. The Urder uf the ‘Temple will he exerplitied vefure. the Grand Compiandery. AU Sirdsnichis are courte ‘Gusly invied tu atten. By order of . = Np. M. CARH, Commahder. *3.0. DICKEHSON : econde?.° CORINTHIAN CHAPTER (No. ted Convucation Musdsy evening, F companions are coniars inet 5 ce AIST CI WABSINGTUN: IL B- J. 0. DICKERSON, Secretary. THOMAS J, TORNER LONGER, No. 3) ALF. A. M—Herutar Comm inieation Thurs ay evening, Get. 2. Wl. Lmportaat wore. 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SEO ERIS CORSE (eg GIRHASY, Rewalen ASHLAR LODGE, 28, A. F. & A. M.—Regalar meet- ing in their ball 76 Monroe-st.. Tuesday evening Oct. 5 for important work. ‘The fravernuty, cordially in- vied. C. it CRANE, Secretary. A SPECIAL COMMUNICATION OF ASHLAR & A.M, will “be held at their hall, 7G esday evening at 7:31 Visiting Dreth- ied. W. He THUMPSON, W. ML Secretazy- LADY WASHINGTON CHAPTER, NQ425,6. E. 3. sWilt sive the drstot a series of parties at Parker Tau. corner uf Halsted und Madison-xts., on ‘Thurs- Say evening, Oct. 2%. Meimbers of the Order 2nd riends are cordially thvited ty attend. " A. H. WHITE, Secretary. ORTENTAL LODGE, NO. 3i, A. F.& A. M.—Hall 122 28 Satfe-st, Spoctat Friday evqning, Ocl A Im- vi wrtont work. der RED G. BEECHER, W. M. CHARLES CATLIN, Secretary. BUTLER CHAPTER, No. 56, 0. E. S.—Special meat- ng at74I-West Madison-st, Wednescay evening, Uc wy All members requested wauend. . 485. ML FL GASKLLL, Matron. SUNDAY, OCTOBER 293, 18S. ‘Tue Steamer Clan Macduff, from. Liver- ool ior Bombay, foundered off the Welsh evast Thursday night. Three of the crew managed to make their way to the shore, but ‘he others, thirty-six in number, are sup- posed to have perished. ax Leicn Ropinson, a young Washineton lawyer, has been assigned by Judge Cox to assist Scoville in. defending Guiteatl. Mr. Robinson is an enthusiast in his profession. He is a native of Virginia, the son of Con- way Robinson, a rather noted Democratic politician of that State. ‘THERE are now sume 200 vessels storm- dound on the Frith of Forth, off the Scotland coast. Of these twelve are large sea-going steamers. Many of the vessels have lost all their canyas, and some of them have been partially dismasted. Much wreckage has come ashore in the vicinity of Dundee. . THE following, among other nominations, were contirmed by thé. Senute yesterday: Capt. Montgomery Sicard, Chief of the Bu- reau of Ordnance of the Navy Department; Capt. John G. Walker, Chief of the Bureau of Navigation; Commodores James Hi. Spotts and James A. W. Nicholson to be Kear-Ad- mirais; Capts. Samuel R. Franklin, Edward ¥. McCauley, and John C. De Kerafft to be Commodores. ‘ NorwirusTaNnDine the fight made on him by ex-Senator McDonald, of Indiana, Col. Dudley was yesterday contirmed as Commis- sloner of Pensions by a goodly majority. The reasons urged against his confirmation ‘ere reasons why he should be contirmed —at least the majority of the Senators thought 30, and acted accordingly. Ex-Senator Me- Donald’s attempt to revenge his own defeat Tor regleenon has been a miserable failure. oF ——_—__— Cart. HoweaTs was arraigned in the Criminal Court at Washington yesterday.on thecnarge of embezzlement. He pleaded not guilty, and was committed to jail in de- Jault of $30,000 bail. His counsel promised to ‘prodace the bondsmen on Mondar {to- morrow). The District-Attorney said the amount which’the indictment charges: How- gate with embezzling is $91,000, and he vouch- safed the information that Howgate has been __ Indicted by the District grand jury for for- * Berye ‘ ASSISTANT PosTMASTER-GENERAL TYNE foes not intend to resign until he has fully axplained to the President how much abused he fs, how he is the victim of circumstances over which he had no*control, and how gen- erally heis misunderstood by the public at Jorge. Mr. Tyner says about bis much-: talked-of report on star-route frauds that be did not suppress that report, that on the con- he presented it to Postumaster-Generat Key, -who told him to lock@t up, as its publi- cation might injure the party; that President Tayes was fully aware of its existence, but did not wish it published for thesamereasons which Judge Key put forward. ©! Mr.. ‘Tyner alleges, moreover, that he presented the report to Postmaster-General James soon after that gentleman’s appointment as head of the Post-Office Department, and that Col. James has based all his proceedings against the star-route ring on the report. In fact, if Mr. Tyner—or, rather, Mr. Tyner’3: friends—are to be believed, he is a much-injured, much- abused, and much-sulfering individual, and, far from deserving censure and dismissal, he deserves sympathy and support. =———, ‘Tie Ninth Massachusetts Regiment, com- posed almost exclusively of Lrish-American Democrats, and containing among its officers three Hancock Electers, is not over-well pleased with the treatment it received at the hands of the Virginians in Richmond and Yorktown during the ‘past week. Senator “Hamburg” Butler and several prominent Southern Democrats have charged that the men conducted themselves disgracefully, but Gen. flancock says that he had nu reason to complain of their conduct; that they be- haved justas. well as the wilitiamen from the other States. The Ninth Massachusetts Was known during the late unpleasantness asthe “Fighting Ninth,” and behaved then ina way not at all pleasing to Senator But- ler ana those who acted with hiw, which may account for Butler's remarks. = ooh to gu temporarily out Mr, Brarne i; ‘of public life at the instigation of some of his political opponents, - ‘Lhe ex-Senator from Maine and present Secretary of State may havea leaf turned down in Benton’s “Thirty Years’ View,” in the chapter relat- ing to-The Rejection of Mr. Van Buren, Minister to England.” ‘The following inter- esting private conversation in the Senate, when thq vote was declared, is thus reported by Benton: ° Ic was Mr. Gabriel Moore. of Alabama, who sat near me and to whom I said, woen the vote was declared: * a Minister und elected Vice- He asked bow? And Ituld him the people would sve nothing in it but ucombination of rivals against. 2 competitor, and would gull them all down and get nim up. “Good God!" said be, “why didn't yeu tell me that before. voted and I would bare yuied the other Way.” The opponents of Vath Buren, in rejecting him as Ministerto Engtund, it was afterwards demonstrated, not only elected a Vice-Presi- dent but a President. 2 Wuerte the science of acronauties has wmanently sained in disnity or usefulness by tending itself to the purposes of a cheap advertisement remains to be seen; but it. may be aduitied tat this was nut we end the Montgultiers had in view when they made the first balloon ascension. ‘There has been little or ne progress frum that day to uils in ballooning: Men have learned how to construct better balloons and to keep they afluat longer, buf they have not learned. to make prac.ical voyages in the air. ‘The best the skillful aerunaut can hope to«do under favurable circumstances is tp astonish the natives in reinote. country: villages: and land somewhere on dry ground without breaking his own- neck. Under adverse circumstances they cannot expect to. do even so much as this. The late expedi.ion of Prof. King was awortity.ng confession of the inutility of balloon. adventures. It was throughout simply an exhivition of charlatanry; it did no pussivle good to anybody except to an enter- prising firm of clothiers, and it did not quite escupe the suspicion of deliberate impusture, at least so faras the mysterious disappear- ance of the voyagers wus concerned... Even as an advertisement the only feature of the expedition worthy of notice was its novehy; and this would svvn be lost if the attempt Were often repeated. The public would be apt before long to resent the effort to attract attention by such means, and: would proteet itself by taking refugein complete indifference as to what Should become of an advertiswg balloon or any of its foulhardy occupants. —_—_—— THE Republican County Convention which is to meet Tuesday will haye an easy time in nominatmg the few officers to be clivsen. Judge Gary, of course, will have no opposi- Uon, and “Jack” Stephens, the Clerk of we Criminal Court, is likely to be renominated, Without much effort on his part. The really important nominations are those of two County Commissioners for the Suuth Side. One of the outgouig Commissioners, Mr. Stewart, is not a candidate fur re@lection, and the other, Mr. Coburn, is not strougly sup- ported by the Republicans of the Soutn Side. There is a {eelmg, tuo, that the board would be the better foran infusion of new bluod, and that without it the Republican party may have occasion ‘to regret that it~ has. a solid vote in that body. «Among the’ candidates who have been mentioned prominently in tne newspapers are ex-Ald. D. K. Pearsons, ex-Ald. J. 1. GUbert, and Mr. Mihter, of the wholesale srocery firm of Farwell, Miller & Co. These areull clean and reputable men, and could be depended upon to represent the interests of their constituents worthily. . Messrs. “Pearson and Gilgert have the advantage of experience of municipal affairs. The turmer is, indeed, almost an ideal candidate, having large property interests in and out of the county, abundant Ivisure, and-a practical bhsiness experience. We are well aware that in times past eo has been classed as a Deniocrat, but ‘his party afliliations have never prevented him from being,a good citizen and would -not interfere, with his usefulness in the County Buard. Mr. Pear- sons does. not want the office, and he would have to be strongly. urged to take it; but if he should consent to bea candidate he would add wuch to the strength of the ticket, and “would himself command the votes ot tax- Payers almost without distinction of party. JuDGE Moran intimated in his speech at the Irish meeting Wednesday night that the recent. demoustranon of English sympathy with America was insincere, and designed to |. draw away the hearts of the people from. the Irish cause. The thought of the English was, as Judge Moran expressed it, that by professing sorrow for the death of President Garfield they might “seduce” the American people into takmg a wrong view of the Lrish question, If any such expectation as this was furmed it will, of. course, be disap- vointed. It is possibly ungracious, and as a rule itis unsafe to-iinpute motives to any- body, and most of ali to a great ‘nation that has many sincere friends of America in its midst, us wé have-good reason to know.. But a curious’ side-light.,is thrown upon Judge Moran’s statement by an editorial article that recently appeaged In the Toronto |. Globe: ‘The Globe quotéd the following from the London Swturduy Review: The general suspension of business and the emblems uf mouruing t1 London und other prin- cipal towns, and tne addresses which were de- livered on Sunday last from innumerable pul- Pits, will produce a favorable impression in all parts uf Ure United States. : ‘The Globe professéd to be much incensed by the words: printed in italics, which were sqwiven in its columns. It desires to know whether the demonstrations of sympathy. Were “affected,” “and ‘says there is “*some- thing undignified *-in the avowal of a hope that mourning ‘will. produce “a good im- pression” anywhere. “itis humiliating to observe,” the Globe continues, “that the English press is so much concerned ‘about | ‘made that frish-Americans the demeanor of the British people”: the éffect to be produced on Americans by | have shown the most stubborn the rule.; They. have even eudeavored to tance to If this tone of deprecating Amertcan wrath | compel its’ abandonment by running into the were sot2° habit.of the Eoglish press there / bridges, destroying the property ‘of the city, would be reason to refrain from. noticing it on this cecasion. nulists xood-will of the Statos. ‘I button about pleasing the F do not care a But at all times English jour- } and endangering the lives of the pouplecross- e curiously anxious to coneliiute the | ing’ the-bridges: ‘Phe -vessel Captains..who neb, or the Ger- | have undertaken -this bulldozing business inuns, or the: Russians; they do not express & | have been brought up with a sharp turn, aud Engl vi a luce & 7 PS =, hupe that the English puse_ will * produc any further attempts in the same direction favorable impression " on European- peoples. They ure perfectly indifferent to the sentiments | will be. severely punished.. But they now of the hundred minor. nations with whons Brit propose to appeal to the courts to coerce the bus close relations. But they treat the Amer- icuns to enormous doses of tiatiery, and speak | 600,000 people of Chicago, with the immense of thom asa people that must be cor Wahut causes this preposterous English sens!- liveness to Ancrican upmion? ‘The Globe iniagines that the reason.may be | it may suit the convenience or the “the perception by Englishmen thatrthey are | the vessel-owners to intlict upon ther Allated. | interests they represent, ‘to stand back, and endure all the loss of time and money-which ms of ‘This by no meansggo- hard-headed and practidal as proceeding is not quite so outrageous as the their republcan kindred.” Llowever this | attempt to run down the bridges, but it will: may be, the source of the Globe's irritation | prove.to be equally futile. ‘There is one vuing about the navigation of the vesselmen is apparent.. It cannot bear to think that the British press and public should care So much | the Chicago’ River which more about the good-will of the United States | seem to overlook or ignore.. Originally this than about that of the Dominion of Canada, | str was a little, crooked creek, with bars Indeed, it says’in so many words, that “the | and shallows. -{t has been enlarged to a motive of: English statesmen should be to | capacious harbor at the expense of the City. ‘pruduce a favorable impression’ in the Do- | of Chicago. The United States Government minion rather than in the States.” WHY PARNELL ISSGED THE NO-RENT | ing has bi MANLFES 0. has done nothing to put or keep the river in its present navizable condition. ‘The dredg- done ‘at the expense of Chicago taxpayers, who have expended millions upon The New York Times, edited by Mr. Poord, | it. If it had not béen for the tmprovements an Irishman, ts of opinion that the.““No- | made by the City of Chicago none of. the Tent” manifesto was issued by the leazue | stun vessels would have been able to make at the instance or in deference to the wishes | use of it whose owners are now protestinz of the Irish. in America. The greater part against the cl Fi vi i : cag ae losing of the bridges during two of the contributions to the league’s treastiry | hours (morning’ and. evening) out of the comes from this country, Should the Ameri- twenty-four, Do these vessel-owners sup- ean donations cease the league would soon pose that the cuurts will refuse to the city collapse without a prov! Queen, Mr. Fuord remarks: mation from the | the right to make reasonable bridge rules for . astream which the city has developed at If for no welghtier cuns.deration than this, | iaree cost.for the free use of the vessels? the Irish lexders would be oblied to need any suggesaon from this country. Cu tbe tith of: Aside from all thi the vessel-owners are October, Mr, Patrick Ford, of the Irah World, seeking-to put an injury upon the business telegrapted 20,00 francs to Patrick Exun, who represents the this_advic possible, cou: jssue a manitesto—* No Kert!*” tt with your colleagucs. aud thet that the suggestion was upproved. ‘The man- | damaye to the bu: it Duv attached, Ww ment, amony other thing: as lawful tu refuse to pay ceive them.” And the s! , 10 which the unmes ot Parnell. Kettle, t, Dillon, Brennan. 5 declares that * it is” rit upon to contribute, if necessary, us irany mill jons of money as they ha Communicate with Puragil if | resist the present bridge ordinance. und League in Paris, and ave | conimunity, which supports them, when they Nor is Egun repiied-| the present restriction of any appreciable siness of the vessels. Know- xton, wud Esan were | ing the two hours during which the bridges ssued next duy. | This tiery ducu- | are closed for thy convenience of the com- is us it igtore- | Munity, the owners and managers of vessels it statement is | can well arrange to enter of leave the river may be relied | at some time-curing the remaining twenty- rontributed thou~ | two hours. The idea that a single trans- sands to sturve out landiordisin.” This extray- | portation company should sot up a loss of axUUT usseruon was probubly prompted by the recelpt of Mr. Patrick Ford's 20,0W francs. $20,000 or $40,000 because their steamers have luis possible there is some truth in these | not been permitted to go through the bridges statements, Parnell’s greatobject, however, | during two particular hours of the day is was to secure a stable tenure and a moderate | simply preposterous. That sum would ex- rent to the half-million tenant f rmers of | ceed the damage done by the bridge ordinanee Ireland.- After achieving this end he pro- | tovall the vessels that use the Chicago River posed next to have the farmers Luy out the | during the entire year. Perhaps it is as well, however, that the Jandlords and own the fand.. Unless tne rents could be cut down and inade modorately low | riznts of the city to make police regulations the farmers would never be able to. save | governing the bridges should be fixed by the enough to make their first payment. Par- | courts, if the vessel-owners are still inclined nell’s fear has been ever since the passage of | to dispute that right, since the city may find the Land bill that the court, inder the name | it of advantage to‘elose. the’ bridges at other of “fair rents,” would tix them substantially | hours during the day, and give the people at the ld rates—reducing. some and raising | something more than one-twelfth of the time others, Which would keep the farmers for- | given to the vessels for the use of. the bridges. ever impoverished by the struggle to mise and sell enough produce to pay the statu- tory xentals—in good years niaking a little JUSTUS SCHWAB'S COMMUNISM. ‘The interview held between a representa- headway and in baa crop years having their | tive of Tue Cuicaco Tamuse anu Mr. Jus- profits all absorbed by the landlords. Parnell was -preparing a few hundred test | Thursday last presents an in cases to open the court and see what con- | Communism. struction it intended to put upon the term | of Communism in this country. “fair rents,” aud how it construed the law | say: tus Schwab,. professional Communist, on ide view of Schwab is the head and front’ What he , therefore, may be accepted _as an official as to what was a fair rent. He was taking | exposition of its tenets. He is the typical inte court the cases Of tenants of lenient | representative of it—large, fat, lazy, and well landlords who had been exacting low or | dressed on the vrofits of beer. Being aCom- moderate rents, If the court rnised the rent | muni . it was natural that he ‘should be in such cases the league intended to issue a | found in a Salvon with a mug: of the liquid manifesto advising the farme: Land bill and demand from 2: thing better. But Gladstone “suspected ” | all Communis him and cast him into prison, and thereby | rally gravitate to a saloun, sto reject the | anda cigar—not because all. beer-drinkers iament some- | are Communists, by any means, but because sare beer-drinkers, and natu- Schwab is not closed his mouth and stopped his personal | only a patron of salouns, but be operates one efforts. 6 fora living in Naw York, his business being Now, in regard to issuing the ‘ No-Rent” } to peddle two cents’ worth of beer for tive proclamation to the thousand branch Land | cents to those who frequent his ginmnill. By. Leagues in Ireland, we are. inclined.to tho } their guzzling he maintains himself in com- opinion that Parnell had a’ deeper purpose | parative idleness. He doés no. work. He in view than appears on the surface, We | doés no good in the world. He produces think that he’ foresaw that.the Government | nothing. Le adds nothing to the food, fuel, would issue a proclamation declaring the |-or clothing of © the. He does league to be illegal and criminal and order- | not know what it is to do an hon- ing its dissolution very quickly after launch- | est day’s work. Ie. is not even sure, ing the “ No-Rent” manifesto, and that he | according to his own statement, whether he was prepared for it; But his purpose was to | owns his liquor-shup or not, which makes it influence the action of the Land Court and | apparent that he has been set up iu bu: ess. cause it to fix luw rents. He easily saw that-| by some brewery and has not yet cleared off Gladstone’s Government would desire the | its lien upon his saloon. And yet this same court to make the rental low in order to | beer-slingey says that “capital has no rights” satisfy the farmers, and cause them to aban- | and that “all employers are rascals,” with- don the league and take statutory leases for | out taking into consideration that capital is fifteen years. He also saw that the Irish | keeping him alive by starung him in busi- Jandlords, - rather - than prolong shot at, and having to collect their the | ness und furnishing Lim “ wet goods” to sell struggle, stand “ boycotting,” and being | at retail. Mr. Justus Schwab's statement of the pur- Tents by seizure and eviction would gladly | voses of Communisui is definit enough: compromise on low rates and prompt pay- | ‘Capital has no rights whatever.” Tliere- ment. The landlords would therefuresignify | fore it must be crushed out. Labor alone has to the Land Court their willingness to have | rights. “Property is robber; 2? Farmers, it fix low rents to stop the row, vacify the | house-owners, bankers, Board-of-Trade men, farmers, and break up the league. Our { jobbers, and retail dealers are to be dispos- opinion is that the Land Court will fix much | sessed of their property. All private posses- lower rentals than if we “No-Rent” mani- | sions, and all means of labor, including ma- festo of the league had not been issued, and | chinery, are to bé “expropriated,” thus re- that Parnell had this outcome partly in view | ducing labor to the work of the bare hands. when he signed his name to the proclaina- | No. men are to own their houses, stores, tion, The Exechtive Counnittee of the Lana | 'shops,. manufactories, farms, or gardens. League cannot help knowing that an-abso- | The land is to be owned in common by the lute reyudiation of rent will bring eviction. | Schwabs and their tlk and worked. in com- Eviction means the employment of foree, | mon. Schools are to be discontinued and re- and, before force can be'exhausted in this | liziousinstitutions tobe suppressed. The Gov- direction, the tenant must face the power of | ernment, which will probably be Mr. Justus the British Government... Against such a'| Schwab and the rmz of Schwabs, is to take the force as this of, what avatl woula be |. produce raised and distribute it,and all nan- “‘passive resistance” except to fill Ireland | kind in general isto settle the equitiés. ‘Those With distress and wo that would surpass any | who object to surrendering their property to heretofore endured ? ~The bulk of the farm- | the Schwabs and giving in their adhesion to ers will gladly compromise the contention by | the neworder areto be put down by force. The accepting low rents, fixed tenure, and free |.trades-unions of the cities are to furnish the sale, physical force to crush the farmers and other ‘The vessel-owners are inclined to dispute a broperty-owners ‘and seize their lands and ? THE BE DGE ORDINANCE. - { lots, Such is the delectable scheme of reform the right of the City of Chicago to exercise’| contemplated by Mr. Justus Schwab and his police power over the bridges which connect disciples, and agitated in. his smoky, rank- the different divisions uf this city. It is sinelling saldon in New York, among his stated that one of the largest of the transpor- | thirsty compatriots, amongst whom hescorns tation companies has made its arrangements | to divide the large profits on his beer which to sue the city ‘for damages, amounting to he is enabled to pocket by means of the cap- $30,000 or $40,000, based on the alleged loss | ital of the “dishonest rascals and robbers? of time incident to the detention of its who own an adjacent brewery and have set steamers under the ordinance which re- |- him up in’ business. Schwab quires that the bridges shall be clused for | ig more in favor: of division of profits by public travél one hour in the morning and other.people than of dividing his own, for one hour in the evening. It is also alleged | ha “hot-only pockets his beer money, but that the sum of $16,000 has been subscribed | when it was asked what he would do in case by various steamboat, tug-boat. and propel- | he received a legacy from’ a rich relative he Jer lines to prosecute the case, If this be | was quite undecided, but. thought he would true, we hope the lawyers will take notice; doali he could with it, himself being treas- Indeed, the legal profession rarely perinits | urer of the fund. any bonanza of this kind to slip its attention, Cunning Schwab! Mr. Justus Schwab's scheme was definit and attorneys may better supply the boat- enough, but the main point lacking in it is men with bad law at high prices in a ridicu- | the means of carrying it out. Huw Is he go- Jous suit than to allot it to more deserving | ing to force five millions of farmers to give and Jess selfish litigants, 28 ‘ bw up, their farms, and three million owners of The river and {akeimen arealtozetherunrea- | houses and shops in the cities and towns to/ sonable in their opposition to the new bridge | surrender them to the Communists? How ordinance. Theycan sumuion the bridges tu | is he going to compel workingmen who turn at any minute of the day or night ex-.| have saved enough froin:their wages to cept one hour in the morning and one hour secure a Rouse‘and garden-pateh to give in the evening, when the tens .of’ thousands - up what ‘they have accumulated to his of residents of the North and West Divisions |“common fund? for loafers? There is are coming toand returning from their places | nothing that a man will. hold on to so of business. The people have but two nours | tenaciously as possessions for which he has out of the twenty-four when they can rely | toiléd and suved yeur afier year, and all the upon the bridges being closed. ‘During all “nore so when his property is claimed for the restof the day the horse-cars, the business | the benefit of lazy loafers who have’ never teams, the people who walk, the omnibuses, { done an honest days. work, or who spend the doctors, everybody and everything, are-|' their earnings on Jiquor and folly. Mr.-! practically made to wait upon theéonvenience:| ‘Justus Schwab, sitting in the thick smoke. { of the vessels. The vessel-owners certainly | and strong. smells of his Saloon, may ‘fancy haye the best oF the arrangement, and ought | that his scheme looks and sounds. well, and to be satisfied with it, Instead of this, they } his ignorant rabble may lustily applaud’ his brawling while he deftly takes the dimes out of their pockets and transfers them to his own, but.if he or hiscrawd should ever at- tempt to putit into practical execution they would find: a storm about. their ears that would blow:.them: and ‘their crack-brained schemes out of sightso quickly ‘they would never realize how it was accomplished. ‘The existence” of “Mr. Justus Schwab, and. the. immunity | from .any "penalty for. such . incendiary. utterances, show. the large depree of liberty and the wide latitude allowed to freedom of speect{ and opinion by our people. Schwab freely gave expression to sentiinents arid us, freely uttered threats against the peace'’of society and against our ws, institutions, and Government, which, if uttered in any other country, would: have consigned “him to. prison... For the expres- sion of sentiments not a fractional part.as violent as his, and with no threat against Government or society, Mr. Parnell lies in prison, But Schwab should not mistake the patience of, the American people. He may sitin bis saloon among his frowsy followers and bark as loudly and long. as he pleases, but if he should. ever attempt to bite he would suffer the fate ofa mangy cur. _—— THE NAME3 OF THe SOUfH PARKS, ‘The universal protest against the designa- tion of the eastern portion of the South Park system as “Jackson Park” warrants some inquiry as to how. this offensive partisan name caine to be given to it? The South Park Commission consists now -of Messrs. John R. Walsh, Bernard Callaghan, Martin Russell, John B. Sherman, and Paul Cornell. Mr. Cornell is. the only man ov the board who is regarded as a Republican, . Mr. Sher- man, perhaps, is nota very good Democrat, but it is understood: that he rarely at- tends the meetings of the board. Messrs. Walsh, Callaghan, and Russell are all Demo- crats of the mast pronounced character, ard control the buard. In fact, the board may be said to be unanimously Democratic, since Mr. Russell, the Auditor, is understood to “run things” as ho'pleases, while Messrs. Walsh and Callaghan, associate Democratic Commissioners, are called in—their- offices being convenient—to give the sane- tion of the majority to Mr. Russell’s work. At all events, the board is thorough- ly Democratic, “Hence it is easy to under- Stand how the name “ Jackson” came to ba given to one of the South Parks, and why the people are In doubt whether it was called after Gen. Andrew Jackson, the sponsor of the spoils system in American politics, or after Gen. “ Stonewall ” Juck- son, the idol of the Confederates. The Democratic Board. of Commissioners must recognize the uniitness of this designa- tion, especially as associated with the name of Washington, which has been given to the other of the South Parks, and they can well afford to forego this partisan naine in defer- ence to public sentiment. American history does not place Gen, Jackson uvon the sane plane with Washington, ‘the Father of his Country”; but there is one man, contempo- raneous with Washington, with whose name Washington himself would be detighted to have his own connected in any man- uer. We refer to Benjamin Franklin, He was a scientist, a diplomat, # political econ- omist, a statesman, and a patriot whose name will always give lustre to anything which itadorns. If one of thé South Parks is to be called ‘* Washington Park,” it would be eminently fitting to call the other “ Frank- lin Park.” There would then be no doubt in the minds of the people after whom the East Park had been named, and no reg.et that a partisan buard had afflicted the people of Chicago with a partisan name for one of their principal pleasure-grounds. Messrs. Walsh, Callaghan, and Russell ought to re- consider this matter, and, if they neglect to do it, Messrs.Sherman and Cornell’ ought for once to assert themselves. The system of parks should continue to be known as the South Parks, under whivh general name they are already familiar to the whole country. THE COLIURE OF DISEASE « A remarkuble incident happened at the great Medical Congress lately held at Lon- dun, and attended by the most eminent med- ical men of all civilized-countries, When the President of the congress in his inaugu- ral spoke of Pasteur, his learned audience leaped to their feet, and, acting more like an American political convention stampeding with a “dark horse” than the grave and scientific body they were, cheered and cheered, again and again.. In this acclaim tothe quiet-lookig Frenchman” who sat on the platform, these doctors only has- tened the popular recognition of a man who will unquestionably be known as the greatest benefactor of: his age. Pas- teur. began in a. quiet Parisian labora- tory with the study of gerins in yeast, passed on:to the great discovery that. the zymotic plagues that ravage mankind are the work of germs, and is at this moment cappng bis wonderful achievements . with the discovery that many and perhaps all of this class of diseases can, like small-pox, be prevented by vaccinuhon. Jenner won im- mortal gratitude by the discovery of vac- cination for’ sinall-pox; but, where Jen- ner found out a fact, Pasteur has discovered a law—the Newtonian law of the world of disease. In anozher col- uh we print a statement gathéYed from varivus Sources of just what bas been done by Pasteur and the gifted and devoted scientists of various uaiionalities who have. followed his lead. Splenic fever, or the plague of boils among men and cattle, chicken cholera, aguer malarial fever, con- sulnption, smatt-pox, diphtheria, and hydro- phobia—these diseases have been scientifeal- ly.proved by Pasteur and those who have taken up his line of experiment to be the depredations of germs. - We owe to two Amer- icans, Prof. U, C. Wood and Dr. Henry F. Formad, the discovery made latest of all, that diphtheria isa germ disease, Vaccina- tion has already been proved to be 2 prevent ivg'df small-pox, of splenic fever, of chicken cholera, of pig typhoid, and of hydrophobia in ‘sheep and goat. Lester, whose anti- septic surgery is a grand application of Pas-, teur’s ideas, believes that the remedy of vac- cination, which has been so efficacious ip some of these’ geri diseases, will -soon be successfully applied to measles, scarlet-tever, and others, and scores of enthusiastic inves- tigators are at work in different parts of the world to realize what is now more than a hope. It seems that we are on the eve of universal vaccination, and that. the day is at. hand ‘which “has been go longed for .by scientific men who could not belfeve that only small-péx could be prevent- ed by innoculation, the day which. has been so prayed for by those who have seen one after another of their loved ones swept into the grave by diphtheria, scarlet-fever, or some other malady of the zymotic type. ‘Jhe saying that there are no solitary truths in Nature has a remarkable ‘confirmation in these researches. . ‘The processby which the 4 germs Of disease are fitted for innoculation is the same as that by which the: unwholesome and sometimes poisonous. wild ‘fruits and vegetables have been madé by generations of culture the delicious and ‘nourishing food they now are. These germs can -be cultivated, and so. modified that, like small-pox that has passed through ‘the cow, they may be introduced. into the blood with a beneficial instead of fatal effect. No chapter of, what is ordinarily called history is half su fascinating as the recital we give else- ; Where of the culture of these ‘deadly germs. By civutsing wer, it. is hoped and’ believed thatin all. cases of -zerm diseases, including hydrophobia and perhaps consumption, vac- cination may be fond to be the, cure it is al- ready known. to- befor some’ of thom. If this prove 80, will our éhildren have to spend a large partof their infancy in going through the dozen or more kinds of vaccination’ that will be needed? Perhaps Pasteur.and his school, who have done so much, will discover the mother germ of all, so’ that a single in- oculation will be a shield against all zymotic infection. oe S.nall-pox is raging in Chicago'at this mo- ment with unwonted fury. There are’ fears that this winter it may become epidemic. Its ravages are assisted, and the lives of thou- sands putin peril, by the resistance, active and passive, of a part of our foreign popula- don to vaccination and the isolation of the sufferers. We hope that the ‘political and other leaders of these miszuided people will inform them of the trie nature of-the deadly contazion they invite, and will induce then to abandon a theory of personal siberty that Ulreatens the liberty of every one around them with the horrors of the pest-house. aeeneronenen ena TRISH MOVE—NO RENT BRITISH CHECK — No Uct, 1 Lol N, EAGUE, ~ ‘The following is the| “Je EEaGe Laugd- League “No-| ‘The fuilowinye is the Kent" manitesto issued Queen's — prochuaution by Parnell und tho Ex-deeluring we No-Keut sea rive Quit: BS i Land League a treasou- y-Cheizbas: Thelabie ormuizatnon: _ hour to try your souls wnd| "yg preMeanons ty releeit sour yledzes| of Hetund—Prostdmettions hus arrived. ‘the becuase ns, Au asaucla: fivg of the National Landlcion styiurg jiself the trish fo wban-| National Lund 1ousue bas th Foals Gaundfexeeed,, fae ‘soiue | time ty udvise the tenane iirwi-|Pary' yan the Gaeen sates ers of treland - trom cols, jects in the free exercise duy Torth to pay no ren-sior thei luwtul thzbs, and dnder any ciredmstances}especiully wo control the becenele dats finguisacspemtons between. lund- the exis eerste uf ter-|igng: sna Tenants 1 thom Tourism ‘and restores the}! constitutional richis Os |yp eeeas, The designs fhe peoye.. Du nut bel ug youcd. iv du eecced wunted by the removullby an urguoized systetn of of yuur leaders. be 2d. hn. inidation, by utiempt- let ypureuives be Inuiwi-l "ne ty ybatrueethe sereace dated by tireuts of mill-lo¢ the processes, the oxe. tary wivience, At Is walcudon ut we Queen's lawrut to refuse w paylwrie, und by seemuue O rents as Icts co recelvol lever eho Quceuseubiects them, Avuins: the pussivelZrour fa tine thelr sone Prin atHiegy fOwer| Facts and following thelr, popuetion WHLUEy HOWE iaweul catuies and Oecd avons: will be poured ont un |YOOS eas rhe «ald ase stincedly fur the Suppor: sociaian ass ae atoced of all who may endure! Wy purpose to bo: tO pres eviction in the course Otlvent the payment of all the struggle. Uur exiled] ‘unc und w eect the sub- brothers in America unty version of all law as ud- be reuted upon vo cuntrib-| ainisiered in the Queen’s Uo. li Recesdursyad mugy Tame in Leetunds millions of monéy us suey | Nien” fe Hereby Warn bare coutribuced thous! tis Persons, ‘Thur che ss d gunds to starve uur lund’? scoctation siyling itselt lurulsm and briny Englisu{ihe Grish nalonel hand tyrunny tv us kuess. Yous, eugue, or by woaisoever have oniy to show thut/other name ik may be you are not unworthy Ol losted or known, Is a0 un- their boundiess sucritices. wry) mad cruminad assu~ One more crownunx scez-|cintiun, and tht aot meet ple for your beret anys and assemblies to orig ives — ; te Its strusgie “in” which you/Gatty, Out OF promute tt have iil the mena ries ollie un ‘Four mace, all the supes ot . Four kind.ed, und au the| ag nd Mil be prevented Sacritices Of your Unpris-| oe rud by toseg, gued brothers, Une wore SSS SP toy® spar AN strugue tinwhich you buvel subjects of uer Majesty the aope of Reppr hudes}iie Queen who may Dave und national treedown tu) become connected with inspire you. Fu.e ewdrt ai des. roy tand-[a jerdisil, and the xystett Sain ten ws and is the curse epg, woebstaln trom of your race wi.! have dis- nuance thereto. appeared forever. Stund) “and We Do Hereby Muke logether in face of the ‘Known, ‘That al powers brutal, cowardly enemies; und reswurces al var com- pe gous mice! ray MU ret mund wil. be employed 10 under any pretext? stand!) orect the Wueen's sub- massively, rmly, fear.es-|Teurs in ireiatd wn ehe tree Oe Mpls whe wrmles otexerciso of their lnwrul nsiand way be eI rizhts, and in the pesc -tul in thelr_noveless strustle taregic uf, thele iawtul Bxainst the spirit waien| Cy Tings and vceupations; fhely Meupuns -eanuoticy enfurce che tuliiuent tough, and the Govern-lu¢ all lawful obligations, ment with ls burone.|ind_o sive the processes Fullearn tn a stuzle wio-1o¢ the fay and the execu- ter how powerless sreliion of the Queen's wets armed torces amttnst thelfrom > aindcance or obs will at A Balted. deter-lstrucuion; and we dv bere- Bulge, Sd set rellamc(oy caida ‘all loyal ‘und MA = Weil-ulfected subjects of Cuas. S- PARNELL |the Crown to ald us in up- $3 RETTLS. holding: aod aiuin sing Jone rites 7 jthe authority of the Taw dons <, |and the supremucy of the yHUMAS BRESNAN. [Queen in this ber reali THOMAS SEXTON. Patnick Easy. fpeeare yer Dated af Dublin Castle this Qutb dus of October, ssl, ‘by bis Exceliency's communds. ‘Tue Pall Malt Gazette, discugsine the con- Stant increase of burglaries und ‘other crimesin London, devotes a chapter to the growth and Prevalence of drunkenness among women in the British Capital, It makes the following Startling statements: . Nor are these the only features of life in Lon- don which provoge serious reflections as_to the impertecdon of our civilizauon. Itis a mel- aveboly Yuet that drunkenness umoug women 13 Proportionately higner in London than any- where else inthe-country. Lust yeur, out of Some thirty thousand persons uppreheaded foc drunkenness in Lundon, nearly tourteea thou- sand were women, In the United Kingdom asa whole the propercion is nothing approaching to the metropolitan rate. Waatever muy be the case elsewhere, the tendency here appeurs to be to the equality of the sexes in intemperance, We have muttiplied: our schuols and compelled the children to couse in, but the evidence of tne police and of the magistrates us to the manners and morals of the rising generation is disbeurt- ening in the extreme. The “juvenile of- fender” engrosses the attention of. Home Secretaries and battles. the resources of the pubdtic. Only the other day a Lon- don wugistrate wrung bis bunds in despair over the London buy, and no one woo bas wit- nessed a row in the streets cun have failed to note bow prciwinent a partis always taken by the counterpart of the *lurrikius”” and, huod- jums” who are the plague of Melbourne aud San Francisco, With the girts. or rather with multitudes of thei, the case is even worse. It id not yged the reports of the pulice. on this painful anbject which were tendered last session toa committee of the Huuse of Lurds to prove thut within the last two years there bas been a great increase in ouc of the suddest und mst hopeless descriptions of vice among culldren who, according to the Education uct, ought still to beat schyo’. Nor is tnut report without ovi- dence that even more Shameful uud horrible de- scriptions of crime are bubitually practiced in our midst, The orgies of the |nop-pickers ure disgraceful enougd, but thoy Bre manly dis- heartening because they illustrate tho normal state of the morality of the class from whieh they are recruited. It would be wrong to close our eyes to all these things. 7 ae THERE was 2 convention of buggymakers in Cincinnati the other day, and, as usual tae meeting wound up with & banquet, at which toasts on various subjects were responded to. Wheu it cume to “The Press,” Gen. Murat Hal- Steud arose, and, in the course of some remarks concerning the terrifle power ana phenomenal purity of Cincinnati newspapers, made the fol- lowing extraordinary statement: ~ It may be claimed that the press of Cincinnati bas u considurnbie intluence, The situadon is oue that is singularly conspicuuus In political View of the country. ‘This 1s tne centrat eity of tne Nation—witin cannon-shot of we ceatre of population found by the census of 1880—und the great commercial, manulacturing, and. repre- sentative city of the October State. There bus been much jesting and some feulousy atout Obioten. The trutn benind the remarkuble “promioence of the citizens of th:s Stute in tne adiministravion or Nutional atfairs, civil and mulitary, is thut this is tue most representative as well'us central of States. Qb.o blood 1s not only from New Eugiand, New Yur, New Jersey, and Pennsylvania, but from Maryland, Virginia. the Curblinas, and Georgia—that iz, Ono, the first of the new States, was fuvored by settlers trom all of the original thirteeu, and our city was named four the farmer soldiers of the Revo- Jucion; and so as Ono goes there is a general in- ¢lination to go. She is the old thirteen in one. We buve the averave of the National’ feeling, Sentiment, and umbition. ‘The first instunce of ao Ohio man being ar rested for modesty is yet to be rocurded. ——————__— “GuIrEau Stalwarts” is the name ap- Plied by ‘Tie TrisuNe to. Administration Re- publicins.—Conkling Spoils Oruan, Tux TripuNe has done nothing of the kind. It bas applied the title of “ Guiteau Stalwarts” only to spoilseckers who,.like Guiteau, have made a virtue of thelr mendicancy, and sought to draw olfices out of “the lottery of assagina- don.” There is no mourning for the death of Gartield in the bearts of. these gentry. They keep tho outsides of their buildings draped in sombre colors, but inwardly they ure tited with exultation. . Before the period of ollicial moura- 4 ing had expired they were on the keen jump for ottices, and they wiil not now or at auy time dis- dain to take a personal profit from the publio calamity. , —— Tue Methodists of Auburn, N. -Y., are greatly excited over the removal by the Bishop of the Rev. Joba Clymer, who: bus served but one year in bis present pastorate. . When it was made public that the charge. bud been decided on, a large number. of the congregation over which Mr. Clymer bad presided held ao indigna- tion meeting and openly charged that his re- moval was the work of a ‘ring which “had on more than one occasion defeated the wishes of the’ majority in the congregation. The resuit of the mecting was thé appointment of. a com- mittee whose business it is: to discover Sf possible who did the work that résulted in the pastor's removal. : Ia tho meantime: titude of the Clymerites toward the coe paren is a hostile one. “They -huye resutved chat ie pledges be mude for the support ‘of a baste, and nf money. paid until the ‘committee’ re, Fig satisfactorily." ‘The scene when this resotuding was adopted is said ‘tu kave.been a very POculiae © one. Women sobbed, ‘and men looked liar’ « When I first heard of ft L could ery,” satan individual, “ but now’ T ean fight.” Aecurdine to the local papers. tho. miceting was dismisset after the hymn “ Toxether let ua sweetly. ita” bud been sung, but perbans this was the prodey of «reporter's uctive mind. The uew pasture the Rev. H. PF. Spencer, who 3 evidently in bend * luck. ‘i ‘ Pasa ree eee ey Tne freight blockade still the minusanee ‘ind toss oI aippontl bs St, Louis. It furalanes a fair dlustradee ee evil effects of autow.ng a single corporatio, _ control the commerce of a ‘city to the eos which the commerce of St. Louis ts cong? by the transfer company. No other Gagne tolerate such w monopulse sazic hour Weld than was necessary to demunetrute tne beget sults arising frou It.—St. Lows Glibe bee And yet St. Louis papers appearalmnst Uekteg, to death because Juy Gontd is rapiily gathering’ under bis eoutrol the mata uveiues of ee city’s tradel--.Do' they consider monopoly by 4” smale individual te’s deleterious than mouoper by a single curporution? F pad pelesalaiek Gnas A MEMorn of the late Hon. Charles Riteh. Coek bus been prepared and privately circulated, Ax contains a brief sketen of his lifes. twn ley, Of coudulenes addressed ‘to Mr. ite eee widow; the proceedings uf the Rar Associations the reporis of resolutions presented in tne Fade eral und Stare Courts, and the remarks in com, nection therewith; und a statement of theug. don of the Historeu Society and the Leyista- ture uf Lkinols. |The whole is put in a pampalct with wide margins, dnely printed, and forms tasteful und uppropriate tribute to. the memory of the deceased. THERE seems to be sume unpleasantness among the Democratic brethren of New Yurk, Here is the Elmira Free Presssavagely comment.‘ Ing on the tuct chat there was no mention Made * of Hancock at Alvany:* Gen. Hancock Is talked of from on: countey to te uthor as tne, Demwenaeie oe dental candidate in 1834. Here, however, ig a distinct notice to him and his frieuds that ne must not interfere. with Mr. ‘Tilden’s plaas for Issi. A Democratic convention of -the State of New York, run by Mr. Tildea, tznores ‘him: ene tirely, though ittukes puins to go back tive yeurs to remember the tun who defeated om. ———— Beecuer and his chureh have for many yeurs been a power fa Brooklyn politics, and the: candidate that secures the votes uf zhe Plymouth, congregation is generally elected. ‘At present Gen. Tracy, who was one of Beccher's lawyers in the Tilton case, Is u candidate for Mayor, and, sreatly tu the surprise of most people, Heary : Ward spoke at an aati-Tracy meeting not long ., ago. The excuse made on Beecher’s behalf ig that two of his sons are actively euguged tn Tore warding the interest of Mr. Ropes, Gen. Tracy's opponent, and he did not. wish to uppose the boys. t . ——___. A Kansas City newspaper man recen'ly made love to the 15-year-old daugnter of’ the judy with whom he was boarding, und obtained « the cunsent of all nunds to a marriage, except a married sister uf the girl She looked up te seribe's bistory, and claims to have learned that ” he hus two divurced wives living. This {tem Ig Printed because oewspaper men soseldom do Any thing wrong that when one of ‘them lapses from virtué the fact is entirely too notsworthy to be passed over in silence. = Tue Mayor ‘says he will hereafter run the ~ Depurtmeut of. Public Wurks nimself. Tass - brunch of the department which includes the street-cleaning service looks as though ft bad been run by oue :nun for some time—that man _ being without a shovel. ———— - Tue centennial of the American Episcopal Churca wili occur in 1883, and the event will bg commemorated by the issue of a complete bis tory of that body siuce its foundacion. ‘The work has been intrusted toa Boston gentleman, << 9 LAKESIDE MUSINGS, “Croke seems to have started for the woods at the right time."—varnel. es Washington’s carriage fs said to be in Phik . adelphia, and well preserved. His favorit body servaut bus not died yet thisseason. =. No more double comets have been discov ered in Kentucky, which would indicate thatthe astronomers of that State have sworn off ugaio. The New York Pust says that the Great Eastern is larger than Noah's ark. This is the’ first intimauon that Miss Anthony was writing for the Post, ee The late Henry F, Durant once said.’that “law is the most aarrowing of all professions.” Mr. Durant wus evidently not acquaintéd with David Davis. iB “Lnotice that the girls in our tobacco- factory huve struck for higher wages, and tho old man bas bounced them. We must have dis cipline.”—~Lruquuis. eA ees Mayor Harrison says he has advised Lieb. to keep quiet. If bis plan succeeds he is going totry and make a dead hext with Joruus oy 5 commanding the sun to stund still. A é Creosote and a preparation of tolu is now being used in Germany aga cure for cunsump- tion... Germany must be a nice place tu liveia if people prefer this medicine to death, Aman who had been drawing a pension from the Government for total blindness was recently discovered to be reading proof la & newspuper oifice, and has been arrested for fraud. If the fact of bis being a proof-reader Is the only evidence that the man ig nut bling bis, acquittal Is certain. + é. Gorgeous leaves are whirling down, Homeward comes the scouted hay, | 5° O’er the stubble, sere and brown, Figunt the autumn Mowers gays + Ab, alas! 2 Summers pass— Like our joys, they pass away. Fanned by many a baimy breeze, In the spring Ilove to lie -’Neath the newly budded trees, Gazing upwards to the aky3 . But, alas! ; Time: will pass,” i And the Howers of spring must die} Ott my maiden sat with me, Listening to the thrush’s tone, - Warbled forth from every trea fu Ere the meadow hay was mowns °° 7 os But, alist sen 5 Summers pass— pode Now, I wander all alone! a From “ Saunterinys in Saugatuck," by 8S 10kee PERSUNALS, «2: - © Hoyle was 70 years old when he wrote bis “Treatise on Whist."” He indulged incessenUy in the game until he was 97. BA The Empress Augusta has been forbidden” by her physiclins to ascend stairs, and an ele" Yator bus been constructed in the palace Beri. . - cok B By the death of Prince Frederick, of the ‘Netherlands, the soldier of Waterloo wnopesied away about 2 month ago, the Crown Prince ane Princess of Denmafk have come into possession : of 4 furtune estimuted to reach $15,UW,UU. = / Lord Lorne was the other day addressed in perfect zuod faith and gravity as “brother”, - in-law" by the Ladians in the Touchwood Hills... ‘This was dene on tho strength of thelr bel * the children of the Greut Mother, the Queea." - A fastidious Poughkeepsie ‘girl has wit ten to the Presidents of all the principal col leges in this country to Inquire whether she, should say * mumps is" or *mumpsare.” Some. = of the Presidents ‘spoke feelingly of “one. mump,” while oterg were tenacious of 1008 mumps.” Itis strange -that authorities dit ou such Vital questions. Pune bss A story, apparently of Sophomore origity. 4s told about one of rhe present Yale qreshmen-.". . It is to tne effect that he went to New -Haven. > twonty years ago.and passed the examination but did not enter. He went into biisiness, Dar ried, aud prospered until now, when be bas F ranged his‘business so thut be can leave ‘It, £0 fuur yeurs, he-has brouzbt bis f to.N Haven and entered the cullege. 0 it Congressman Page: was walking . along. Washingtod Strect, in San Francisco, a few 4998. ago when He Saw a runaway horse tearing dow? Montgometf avenue. ‘The ‘reins were, tangled. 5, around thétlegs of 2 boy who was being along over the stones. ‘Anothor boy was bangs ing fromezhe shafts of the wigon.” Mr. Payee Saw the paril of the buys, und at great danger OF death tq himself leaped ypoo the horee’s bt und dragged bin down. He ia the peru of te hour in San Francisco, wee