Chicago Daily Tribune Newspaper, July 30, 1881, Page 11

Dut what's tho matter w bottling the waters." “shawl? sald Detly | there's uly an old antl a boy there WOMA California Romance with a *Tinge of Love-Making in It. irks?) she we 3 It from here to sat Heten, wal lot's do. porter, “tdo you want ante? Ihe grinned a elust) OL whl altogether, Inister,”? wile hes CE theturht Uiere an use they’ all want to go bn Sof cine down fo mtke them fori at ty but Lictess they won't When the reporter finishes the sulsonteepor the Int lot of fas, In ——- Francisco Widow Advor- a Husband, and Failed to Got One. no Marriage Instiranco Mania in Ponnyylvanin Becoming Hon thie now, and: the Well have the monks st ptt, the old anlssion oir H explains to ext Which wis rad vanished La They're not monks,” siht Corrina Bunier, Miss Hunner was it What's the ¢ltTer- ly, lot—know," sald Miss Carrio, weak, “but you must enll thom * fathes thein anything they tke," sald " Bot come, glelslel's go and Tho next diy, when le wmbght bo rengonably teow of aspirants for the Tito Hav, the reporter tite wiilow's land indeed entled nt the house rudinitted by the gir door en they brute a itny, att who nsked fine whiow soon Made her uppe: wilde ages” Sho wus dressed pourly, a4 waa niyo her taughter, porter Introduced hnself, and begeed nn explanation of thu meaning of the advertise: anent, “Abmenns all itsnys,? said thawldow, 41 Want to bring tw any ehitdren ast bronght up myself,—respectable,—ar ia HHlowork and leave my daughter athene atone, It Lean find a good man Pd fe Fomalo Diplomats Who Havo Mado Thoir Mark in tho Polittoal ilies flve of the girls were all They hade stniply put on bnense nid very wely clusters, re veterais; thelr shoes substan Anahort, they ¥ red as sensible girls should be fora ride rit California road iy sunnier, ss dassedt, and Belhe alld not dL tobneeo, and seothed his Snpattent horses us they Weked the tes fret off their backs nnd paweel the ground, Jolin was never linpatient. A sweet sind Uilinss titted his sotl when he wis ite taut driven around ¥ venes, bad Fadi. ist she came, A shinittancous ery g for Congress—Jonny Lind’s ‘umph—McFeeloy’s Moan Trick, Ete., Ete. want io got uv Bub tho anti come, Folin ely To the question how many ealters she lind in answer lo the advertison Ewe} one was a real niee the other was tlzhi, other one promised to call n, 5 C was evident that. the woman was in She protested that she lind not been driven to the step she toak by por want, Sho wanted a tmsbanl, and, dl Y the stil means by while ined, she set about Tt in the most yas? donstiglable, advertisment, , fl Fi cING FOR CONGTESS, gentleman, bit eons Congress ? Vm looking for sald a tall, one-eyed womnn, rough ono of the doors of the 2 Representatives, the other morn tow with the bald tread Con~ “ Why, what over has kept yon sa tong 2! Suddenly Helen oxetalmed : Well, 1 that girl nast't zone and changed tng. 1s that fel to you want with Congress, any- eet a deputy “}fald ont you can ce Bucks Counly, Pennsylya- gress, and if you've got iton ‘wuround here L want some. Wt go In there Y? “Cause youcun, Nobody aliuwed here stratattforward us aby the abo She was disnppoluted, how but two nsw the provalling ¢ dlont’s assasinution, as would marry me,?? she sald, sitting. and fixed her hale t? putan ae¢lean pair o! * And changed her boots]? Tt was all trae, Miss Bella had entenvored toshroud these trensons in her duster ant hat, but It was useles pretty sight, 1 ttainty fat oy 1 and inaderoont for her to slt by lim. Bella spring into the seat. Jolin was better than nothing, And as they 3] rond she luusshed ath adiitredt his skill rt xo in there!’ t over the Prost heve's lots of them draught anywhere ool there, with one Hiven Jobn was APFELLEWS MEAN TRICK, ‘The othar morning as tho Chief ot. the de- toetive force was meditathys upon tho p Nar fact thit the last detective he detalled to work up a burglary ease turned out te be tho burglar itnself, he detected a rap on the door of his inner sanetim, followed by the nppearanee of lady In black, was oviduntly a inlddle-aged widow of pre- possessing appearance, but wlth an expres- sion of eyo that indented that n suppressed Vvoleano was raging inside her patent rlove- fitting what dye call om? In fret, the Chief hadu’t te to offer the visitor a elintr bufore sho bergen to erupt fre, ashes, and mufted Jaya ns follows: “Lealled to know, Mr. Policeman, if, you can hike my ouv of the most bivodthirsty de- teotlves youve got? rsty. nin??? replied the Chief, much astonished. the rexular sleuthhound kind of lng that we see in the plays. "Well, we hive some pretty fatr detect- 7) gitid tho alleged: thiet-tnker, seratelt- but don’t know exnetly how €, What t want,” sald tho Indy, “Is tho sort of man who ean trek a villain to the ult Most ends of earth—who en dog his, t steps to the very grave—who can hunt own, laut hin down [anc she gritted her, Clara Morris in the last net. “ Breach-of-proinise case, L suppose,” nz arded.the mun of clews. “Nothing of the pressure female, : {leaded man with a squint a ‘, 4 pun along the “Nos he's one of the member's sceretaries, aga right of the floor? ue ‘ that lop-slded chap withn wig one of ag driver, and when he turned to Toots at her would drov her eyes, ell, he choweil tobacco, in any form, Is tho Jast tho - Ilttle town was reached, and. John dashed up in style to the college gates, ‘The tadies descended, crossed the wide and dreary-looling campus, and npplledt for p mission to sue the olf mission church and 0 bulldings. It was granted then, veeskinued Ltallan. priest was de- tailed to show them over the place. Le was kentle and courteous fn manner, handsome in face, and there was a certaln dhenity about im whieh impressed even the giddy Bella at But not for long. ‘Thoy passed dato the old mission church, with its qunint statues and curtots paintings, That pecuine rewtsm whiel seems to im press the Latin mad only re the Image of the Savio blood triekling from the crown of thorns aud from the wound in his side, only mde them turn away indisgust. ‘Che strang over the ultur, tuo. did not iimpre they fitighed at th aittlng around tho Gr The Intruder | vondertaliy southing, 9 friend of n member, nnligned weed, pass at's that bare-lergeil boy falling over sein? Aine his got any friends 2? © THets one of the pitges.” “0 \Who fg that red-nosed, ? Did he have a pass artist with a sore al Wr < ‘Thal’s a messenger, Ho docsi’t need a a) What's that follow with hls legs on a deni "Is lio one of the boyses?”” Ho fs one of tho elurks,” + Any of them follows pay any ties?” Lthink not. Don’t know,” gal the door- ‘ per, hnditferently. “wNow, young fellow, you want to hant for room to sland In white 1 door, Don't fool with me, or your frends: will think you've been dolng business with a. pity taxes on trea alte them, and Mion the cross, the stein griitstone. acres and elelit pigs Tn going through thts ‘ere Congress: contribution-box throty You just erawt out of sight if you’ dowt want your sping to change plices with tho hom congregation, the foirr-and-ty: ity eld: at White ‘Throne, with “Saneto, Suneto, Saneto” coming front their months, while the mankisl: tempt to represent the Deity shocked they went into he Conaress from Bucks Coun- ty? Show nig the Bucks County Conzress, and if he don’t get a bill through this town tosend that har-lipped old sky-rocket who lacu to the Penitentiary, ed been born and-burmed when he was’ young, out the Congress from Bueks County before T have you inside ont, to.-seu uttogethor. ‘Tell me Lean’t go liamong a lov of clerks, passes, anc prj square foot of Congress 1 reach {fh {0Il wish ib-was covered with hair that cowes out without hurting.” Induced her to leave “Congress from Bucks County! held ‘lls sesstons in the Patent-Otllee, and she departed, threatuntng to get the bile dis- of her morteage through before she or muke the Bueks County -mon- Der thinka * barrel of cider hind busted under hin Just ag a shot-tower fell on top of hint’? LOOKING For IME WInOW. Thestrength of tho Sun Francisco matrl- niovlal market lias been accurately gauged atlast, For many years widows, mnitens, and all classes of imutrimontatly ineiinedt Womanhood have believed this city to bo the high altar for hymencal snerlilees, ‘Tho number of bachelors was supposed tobe dls- Proportionately large, nnd for .eatching =o nd,” snapped, tho high- “Lauppose Pd belter e pluie But ists rather a delicate ina er, ” said the Chief encour- luz to bo absorbed in ating a rat-hole Inthe corner, > the fact is,” said the vengennee- seoker with some embarrassment, “this scoundrel’s name is Melceley. c¥eeloy—and—and he smoked us out in the Inost contemptible ina “Smoked you out “Yes svoit get, philosophileal apparatus, machines, globes, and whutnot. From thers to the dibrary, where Fathor Augustine showed them the qunint old books from which dead and pone nienks had chanted vesper and matin song. yoltunes were they, of parchmentleat and Jeathorn cover, with giant elas; odd-looking notes in red and b: were Gregorhin ellinbed over eurlous staff-llnes, trled to make out the words, but the letter ing Was strange to them, and, had ft nut been so, the language would have been, Fathor Auguatino rend out sou of the lines, the Latin sounding less linrsh in the mellow thin’ they dind thought, Aan then they looked at the shelyes, where fine poring tomes held between tholr covers tho writligs of tho early fathers of the church— those cnsly futhers who were so early that Kind to father alt Inter creeds, Many were tho strange characters, man tonsies, in which these books were wr! read all those dreadful Tnngiges, Fathor?” asked Miss Bellu. “No, not al,” he repllad, “but many; and Brother Anselm, who is the Mbrarien, ean rent them all” “Can he rend that, Mather?” said Carrio Banner, with wide-open eyes, turning over a Jooking volume. : my daughter,” siid the monk, smil- Even Lean read “16 most always fs, agingly, and vretend es! Of thore’s a it by the the £ winer hn the world.’? this was the way of it, I Didinus’ boarding-house, on Ellis street, ant so does that wreteh, Melee- Jey. He ty forever playing Infamous trieks— practleal Jokes, he calls ?em—on_ the bonrd- ers. ‘The other night he came inloxieated, id thumped on am: s—Just Inmagine such, kin tie mornin? 4 You dhtn’t open the door, did you” “Well, Lshould say not—the sides, what made it inore ngaravating, n= othor gentleman, a great fri never mind dis name—was in the room then, unt is it happened. You see, Doliad been ken I during the night, and ho lac kladly: Rot me some medicine,” Mucmured the unraveler of often dos? and he beeame moro absorbed in the rat hole than ever, “Ofcourse, Liknew MeFealey would makes some mean joko of the matter, so we kept yiiet, and what do you suppose the “Tin—um—foll nal “Worse than thot, smoke of lis elenret! and hnllooud * Miro! Phat fotehed you, I suppose 2? “Why, of course, door on lits way a thing—at 3 ofvlos the chances iat Is only Le The library exhausted, Father Augustine would Jike to aseentt to tho observatory, where there was a fine view of thysurrounding yaltey. Miss Bella was the first to spent: girls,” sald she, “I'm thread, Tdton't Unt sluce the Mathor has been so kind, some of you go.” ut the other so Miss Della, w! But in the IN widow's experienee, of affairs dovs not exist, aud bachelor quotas tons nist ba made much higher hereafter, On last Sunday the following ndvertisament Supeared In the personal” column of tho Naht of a Rincon this supposed stato asked then it’ the fe aetually puffed the ta through the keyhule, Twas Just frightened to death; and we rushed out—George and Lad anit then all the other boarders rushert out and ot it was porfee! Indy sent up amy DIN in and—l’'ye linc to move, —too torribie!” nnd the achery wept Hko 1 patent Inwn-sprinicter. 8 but what ean [—" Liwant some lynx-cyed detective to follow this Melectey and eateh hin doing something awful, 1 want hin to puta sort oft a Job or other thatwill Juetann the mean thing ‘and enable nig te get oven, Jiow much would the best kind of detective eost fora whole year, or if they ain't tuo ex- Adozen of en 2 And It was only' after the Chiet had prom- Isad ta putup a Job of tha most blood-eur- dling deseription “on the doomed Mel'seley that the outraged female dried her tears, res adjusted her crinips with a hialrpinwriggted her dress a few thes, and rustled beamlugly TEA RESPECTATLE WIDOW in [ris were tired, too, Anil witha vlow to mute an appearance of grent sul-ubnegation, declared that she woulkt £0, although Father Augustine polltely pro- tested that the ellinb was. fatiguln, tired, she should not attumpt it, 1 sition only made her more determined, so they went togethor. "Oh, what n lovely view! erled Miss Bolla, as they gazed over the fortile valley, “Oh, Father, (im over so mach obliged to cing ine to come,” Lavell worth the trouble,” re- Test, ? sail Misa Bella, fixing her brown ‘owlnt is tho renson you siy to Miss Dunner, and” not to nf nroxpectablo mao, mail neds Iauerinctioute 8 supposed—at least all mare fes did suppose—that the scenes this enterprising widow's coor au intensified repetition of those ‘hich were enreted when the man advertised the wanted to buy 0 dog. But, strange to got the kind happened. No, 30 Uarrison street Is built on the aldo of a hill, oping down toward the water front. At tho good-natured Irishman keeps On Sunday morning ho wassun- Ifin front of his door, them chaps monkeyh That's the foitrth mon After the nimibers of tho And they all zo un tho hill, and thon terrible—the Tund- 8 inorning—nnl— Oht (ls too terrible viet of smoke and the sympathetic “iy daughter sald he, “Whats hy danghter! * Buenuse,” replind tho priest, gravely, ali isa Cuthotic, and the others aro here cK)? . you iknow shu 1s 0 Catholic he bowed tothe Host when in re itch none of the others dd? “So Lam a heretic, tove 1 suppose?” sald Miss Beltn, with a pretty nout, © You? pakd the * Am Eso dread: wt’s been usin? hy ft boy und nm abel BELLA'S GLOVE. “Well, girls, what shntl we do to-dny 2 It was on the broad plazzn of the Baden- Tadon Springs, ono of the summer hostelries in the Santa Cruz Mountains, bo scen—tho long pinzzn was a vista of slcirts, At one end sat the matrons, either doing some 4{ One of those nimberless things called * fan- ey-work,” or alse retalling their houschold troubles, At tho other snt the young ladies, some ‘with novels in tholr.Inps, some Ilo, ‘Thoy wore gazing Iatlesly toross thu garden to the disused vroquet ground, No one said, * Let's play croquet.’ No, indeed; thore had been o pitched battle on the croquet ground the day before. Miss Itgton Winn had romarked that'ahe named No nares, but whon n person was wired she ddl not think st fale for her to move hor ball Upon: this Miss Title “Robertson burst Into tears, and sald that Miss Winn ‘was “a hateful thing.” Misa Carrie Bunner, partner to hor of the tears, immediately Tali down her mallet wilh great dignity, and os tantatlously escorted Mss Iopertson from the ground, saying, ‘Lhore now, ‘Tilly, ‘“Nover inind thom,” ete, all of which was inexpressibly gondting to tho other alte, By way of showing the two seceders how unnecessary they were, two othor Indies took thelr places, and the gamo for n while wus conducted in the smoothest manner, and tho conyeraation 3n sugared tones, fact, howeyer, that they came fiome fn four diferent directions, It 13 supposed that some- thing went wrong. Jolin, whose duty it was to put away the inallots und balls after Indics used the ground, related on his return to the kitoben, that ho “found them there mnallots svattered wll over creation, jest whore them gnls dung ’om when tho game buat up,” No, although they had all “imade.up” | upon the wholo were not favorable to that game. which stirs: the feminine sont so deeply. By the way, was tho woman ever. born who would not chuat at croquet {f she got & goul chance? “Woll, girlg, what shall wo do to-t Ié-wiis Bella Chostor who spoke, Now Bella had not boen mixed up ly the quatre} of the day before. If there was ouv thing’ sho dit not caro for, 16 was croquot without gentlemen, Itis unnecessary, then, to tell you that she was coquuttlsh, But she Wits pretty, two, was Hola eee ~ And yet sho was not sv pretty Uhal there are two kinds % 5 eens &0 up to thd spring,” sald Helen ha spenkors U's 4s Soll street Y? wala aca iy re linty. asked ral hls avert 2 sald the girl, i i comer, chly, te i A Ane ho roplicd, flushing slightly, but— it Is—— wicked Bellal you haye pierced tho “Cone, Mather,” sal she, conxingly, “enll ne ‘dungtter? too. L fel as if L were a leper or something, Ugh? Ant she shivered, und thon laughed merrily, vi well—my daughter,’ riest, , Miss Bolla was ag pleased ns fs a victorious ut shoo was nat content, Teaned ont from the window, and as she did glove upon the floor, When this elove was cone, Miss Bellacould have higged herself, have an end, and so Ind the Usain ae last dee scondad, ant as usual found her companions cross through walting, and as usted subdued ade farewell to Fathor film for his courtesy, antl crossed the campus to the enrringe. Ari when they reachud it wleked Bella cowl io Tonger concer! her story, but told with great glee how she had yada an dmpression upon thor Ausrustine, sho used atangy word In speaking of it, Carrly Bunuer was horrorestricken, * Bolla Chester, sail she, “Ldou't ballove ‘oul mua to toll me that hen priest, would keep one of Priests are only men, Voile Tdon't care," sali Carrie, “ don't believe it, so there,” 4 the girls ellmbed into the rockawny, whioh stand near. the ald churehs the yew of the college was thi Dutaraupt . Ustoned meanwhile with much a balluyed that sho gould captivate any mat, it alte wet Her mind on it. And a te took fresh chav of tobacco, and prepared tu start, quiet initth at the Nota man to the Hill on” the opposit. wide, tho least .concerno ay ascent through the closed. ‘cdl opposlt he. halted Interested in the Innd- He turned around on its 4 unt finally he seamed, ace Y that ho staod opposlt nd down the sirect mes, and nally loor, Gate aullty Saco ot 18 handing n dynamite cart opened promptly and a dint the caller, He wired from view when orm at a police allicer intoly recognized hint Y, Ite looked wp an Woy a few til Augustine, thank! Rirgeans unt ee iis lick of physical it even tha vantage hoe connection with the force has 0 Overcome the projuilice Hrish against ~~ Was gorgeous ina bright | shone ike 0 Mastodon ; aud) the new. tasacl | hat gllatened as Ie) Brigadier-Genoral, , ds Of hls barbur, : of powilur to ba ob: wnever the gravity off N Btrongly enor Iuspoctod the house ap. mpl tho surround paper atl) stunn iitelutiguct In. muel PENS, ‘ mily W biack-robed figure ap the corner of the ohureh. s Hane went Hows Jnto her dintuntiye boats, “us?” sho sald to otfoned to Jolin to stop, We 10 side Of the curriuze, no servants?’ said ne, blandly, has Justcome down thavobservatory, whore he found a love. 46 was probabil i dy who was there with mig, Which was judy 2”? 5 now's byes sparkled iaaliclously. ; anlss? sald the anfonte C a y dep if ne heard Vorago: he ie Deen oitersit a sietactive Tacultles, doling his angularcny,” Widow lady’ of? uncertain Tike Bsonor 10 and a daughter on but not in distress, onin 2" asked the ofticer, ‘ow take her,” came ther { know nothing ubout seen of her on tho young and she ton't, speuk. Bhi fol that sho was crimson to the sools of herbals. ure, sho isn’t SATURDAY, “1 bil you good diay, curious totes on the ways and manors and habits of lous nud political, of her hosts, er conatiests none jost perfect mul astute statesmen of our hot tistiecessfitl nt- fan hnne-rniase th waetrom cold, Leonid not make her hear, wud said to the Brabrolung, ' Call Mary, Uwant to speak te her? whatever, Die louk RADWAY'S READY RELIEF, \ Health of Boly Is Wealth of Mind, RADWAY'S Sarsaparillian RESOLVENT, od makes sound flesh, strang bono, nnd ou would hove yore fies! Without enrins, and Use RADWAY'S SAL A Grateful Reco “To ouro a CHIN caro istruly a viot rensoniig power that supplies a romedy3 strode off toward the college, Joly tonched tp tis horses, Her enrcer in London, tu bat salt nothing, | W ynenntly on the Pspokato bimagaln sharply, but. put his respondtiy on mean ty Giking no potles eretipon valet ontto his wife’ Mitte lstanee, “Tel atid, turning ontluied repronctfully, § You know very well f could not do that—you know: L eautiot spenk to that okt woman,!”? “OR #LADY ea Mra. nl Mf ten are to the names of our wonent Mister is diss fasteful enongh as a tunsentine title, but that the unprononuneenyle Mex, and the hissing Mise ghoul hava survived as long as they have tsa reflection upon the good sense of Englishespenking people, Aftatrexa for Mra, might be revived—indeed, it would be a great improvement; but how taferior even this term Isto Madame of the } Mademoutactia we have netually no exact equivalent, for this term may be used elther ts apreix to tho name or separately as a thle, while thy use of Mine withott the Name to fallow Isa vulgaris of the deepest, This fuet leads to inany uwleward- es. low shall person address a young nano he does not know say Miss” Is abominab any? if she is very young, Is absurd: “ Mademolselle ? Te was a inan, and there- elrly eiagted aud gald a ‘They were women, a? Well, Bethe hat wondered at er Father Augustine heard her. She is wondering yet, MARRIAGI INSURLANCK, Marriage instranes 1s bevuming as con- taglons it Pennsylvania ane other States ns ibed fnsuranee, ‘There Is Ikely to be as nonch eritlelsm of ft. In some. counties refse to grant charters to the faarriage-fastiranee compris, es who are re Jurtsctelion and are successful, Iy provire a charter or Heense to go inte the business of giuranteelng single young men and women $1,000, more or less, when they time, and her bold ar tempt to maken It aiish Hleh Churehilsay, wre too well require notice here, She tins been exeved- ful to her friends In Rugsla, ane ohe tore wnefal y is wonty of credulity and vanity In England to brother, who wag nt a Mary Mr. Howitt wa NY LININS TRIUMPIT. Auill Grist and Jenny Lind wera slnging fn London, but at diferent places, Each star struggled to outshine the other, venhig went Into cesta- Norn,” were tho nest Lind’s “Casta Mek ware pra and those who one ales over Crisis In euraptirred with Diva’? Sueh was the rivatry that it was not expected that théy would sing together in publle concert. Dut Queen ¥tetorla, think Ing Itinshame that two singers se emit should be stparated by a petty Jealous queated both to appear at a Court couce urse they complied with the request, ‘The. Queen cordially weleomed them, and expressed her pleasure at seeing them tos wether for the first thie sigual for the concert to begin As Jenny Land was the younger of the two it had been arranged that she should sing ‘rst. With perfect contidence in her, powers, she steppad forward and began, But, chanes Ing to aclance nt Grist, she saw the Southern: en's maliguint gaze fastened upon ber, ‘Che Herceness of her look almost paralyzed her, Her courage left her, her voles tremble ytblug before her eyes darkened, She penne 80 falitthatshe nearly fell. By due Utinost exertion of her will, howe ded in finishing the aria, ‘The palntil that followed Its couchusien—a_st- rever noticeable where those present are rrissed—couvineed her that made on failure, Loby the trinaphant Grisi's countennne phitty of her sense tire meant lost. glory used apply hia nehhboring your boors goun Solleiting agonts find ft very plain sailing in the country disiriets, and do const business among young wom coking wives ine keleet a young woman who tag had stiflclent business tet and Judgment abort her to get herself Insured In tlie, ‘She ed sequence {4 that the young women pay over thelr harct earned dotturs and then revel dn thehopo that very soon 0 young aman will come nlong huntlig mn wifes that lie will select her; that she will eet $1,000 soon after Jer weddlingedase trom the company, and that Nttle foruune will be so very handy to have Ju the house to bay a partor and bed-room set, carpets, a horse. afew cows, anid odds and ends to start inursled [fe w! These concerns, more property, short be Ml giaruntes companies. Th business with wmmarried p 1 to start ie company more than Is Necessary to puy for a charter, pay for he printing of a tra, dnd Jetter-hearly, aml start outa lot ents. A few hiudred dollars ls suitictent, Agents scour the vonntry, scatter the splen didly worded elreniars ‘broadcast, and ian young people have jolued pale $4 cael to: become purtlel- pating members. Some companies do nat charge as muel. Out of this $4,000 paid fn, vo thelr very Iarge percent: Auge for commissions, say $1,000, ane the hal- hee gues to the Directors, Whionever any one membor of Cliss A fy married ha dr she H Miifleate of muurchuge, daly wit. nessed by we Ih IONIC or Long Standing Dis. tn tho benling art; that clearly discerns Defeot that restores atep by drerees—the body which haa been dow ‘kad aud wenkoned by an insidious d hot only commands our respect but « servos Our pentitude, nished mankind with that Radway's sareapacititan le: Sho thon gave the Radway. bas fu wonderful remedy, solvent, which ac is result, and suffering humanity, rag out an existenevor pain and di id long nights, owe bin FALSE AND TRUE. Unilway's “Treatise on word fairly abso! the word lady, mon people addr while the better tr Hote fn this-tis6 be revived,— We occassionally hear coin 88 A dads slunpts: as led yy, Nforiied, as Uisy are supe be, stumble at Madani,” or are ty of the impropriety of sity! Jt contd be adopted more free: because here itis not Xclusive class is ens 'g extract from Dr Discase and Its Curo, RA DWA Y’S Sarsapilian Resolve Chronte Skin Diseases, Carlos of tho None, Rus erfulogs Visexses, Had oF Syphitigund Vonereal pyle, No vapltad it y ‘The conviction w how frequently the word “Indy 19.1 Shakspeure, not merely as. a title ven at tines ised 1s tt which nner {aste fi Despite the seint-tor- he realized that the fall the destruction of her and the mortification and grief of parents and friends. Suddenly somes thlng—it seeined Uke a voice from Ne whispered, “Sing one your snothor tongue.” Sho caught at the idea as an inspirauon whieh liad heen flashed fate her und be- tween the terntintion of the voca) part of the apanist’s final chords, She, asked hl to rive, Fora few seconds few months 1,000 eatin subatitite for Ww condemns without re i you Chrow your wedded lady fr asks Jmugen. of Postini, there was used to meet the requ ments’ of the rhythm, but certain falls very pleasantly on th ; tls sense abounds An nppropriate won wotld It belongs ny young ns to. the old, to the married, and could be extend: ail to all ranks ubove the lowest. Perhaps ft Would not ito, however, to use it ns a pretix specially so Jong ns it indi- “Eady Smith? would be looked upon uy an affectation, but the privilege and the enstom of addressing Wwonn ng “lady, of writing to her, occasion requires one to write toa lad 1s not an neqimintanee, would be good English, goud taste, good setist, good manners, and a mest felleitous Mors in the Itood, Bi Unnaturat Babi Fever Sores, Chronic or Wickets, Whity Swelling. Feald I! Alfectlons, Cunkers, Wasting and 1 Hlotchos, Tuma: der Disenses, Chronic i Consumption, Gravel, of the okt songs Glandular swellings. Nodes, of tho Roly, Pinptes and yapepsia, Kidney and Blade thamutism and Gout, and Caleulous Depust les of the nbave complaints acre riven specious nimes, rt that there isto known remedy that Posseeses the curative power over these disenscs that Radway’sItesotvent furnishes, y Birely fruta the foundation, and restores atta ty thoir sound condition, Tha ie body nre stopped, and benltby. piled to the aystens, from which new ‘This {8 tho frst corrovtlyo ail agent, and the company ss to collect Si. from e: nders of that vlass, arhvand the recon Unnotleed by the company, a and tonk tha yneant sent, she suffered her fingers to wander over the keys in alow pretide Eaperitic title for n gentle: xeeedingly convenient, of Ute $99 other men promptly respond, and the Dire deducting-20 per cont of the S90s0 send the batunes to the me The company {3 expect It is rovernedt by linnest pri ness. Menee tle Ditectors S40 from every member y thelr charge fur colle Soine companies with fess bi per vent for collecting ay shitvle us to the thie ef ten she began to a tte prayer which, ago, she hud loved ‘above all othersongs In her elitdhood’: She hud not thought of tt for y suis she was no longer in the presence Royalty, but-in her Fatherland, surr by these who Iistened not to ertticlse, one of those before her tinderstond the of the “prayer,” but the pluintiveness a! melody and the inspired tones of the sweet volce brought the moisture to eye, ‘There was the silence: Hee Viftect Hew adh whose flantlug orbs I she fount no fieree exp nber wiio 13 mir tect to alo thls ir to the nnauie, material Is formed, Power of Hadway's Rusolvont. Jn cases where tho wystem hns beon solivated, and Mercury, Quicksilver, Corrosive Subtlinate, Dave accumulated and becouse duposited tn the dones, joints, etc. causing caries of tho bunes, rickets, spinal curvatures, contortions, white ‘arieoge Voing, ete, the Sarsapnrilia ‘@ nway those deposite and exterml: uuta tho virus of the disense from tho aystem, f those who nro taking these mediclucs for tho curo of Chronio Berofuinus or Byphilitia onses, however slow may bu the cure, “Leal bete ter.” and find tholr general health thelr tleah and weight inereastitg, jug Its own, it 1. euro wie pressing. In theso disenses the gets better or worse—the virus of Hot tnuctive; if not arrested und driven from the blood tt will spread nad continuo to undermine tho constitution. As soon ns tho Sursaparilio, makea the patient “feel better,” every hour. You wil grow better und increase in ‘health, atrength, and flesh. OVARIAN TUMORS. ‘The romoval of thoso tumors by Radway's Resolvent is now go certainly established that what was once considered almost mlraculots is How Acommon recognized fact by ull parties, Witness the ease of Tinunat P, Konpp, Mrs, C. Krapt, Mrs. J, U. dolly, and Mre P, D, Houdrix, inour Aliana for 1870; also that of in tha present edition of our Ong bottle contning more of the nective princt- ples of Medicines thau any othor Preparution, taken in ten#poonful does, while others require Give or six times ns much. ONE DOLLAR PER BOTTLE, MINUTE REMEDY. Only requires MINUTES not HOURS, torcs Heve pain und cure acute disense, RADWAY'S READY m one ta twenty minutes, nover fails to ro- AN with ouw thorough upplleation; no mutter how violunt or cxeruclutlug the pain the tie, bed-ridden,intirm, Crippled, Nerv- le, or prostrated with: HEADY RELIEF will adord Inflammation of the Kutnoym, Inflammation the Blatter, Inplammation of the Bowels, nigeation of the Ling: cult Breathing, Palpitations Hyateries, Croup, Diphtheria, Cat Iiuenza, Hoadache, Toothache, Aheunsatisn, Cold Chitta, Ague Chills, a Bruises, Sure Sind Tny the assessments, ¥ wider this addres: of company charges buts por cent, ‘Choe person mari the class, and ay fast its un cur new mnenthers gre substituted to keep the i Si ecessfal compre substitute for the auwhward and often Inap: propriate: Anglo-French “Madu. Or, if not this, ean ny ong si tutes for awkward * Mrs. he Miss?” And why, lett Je necessarily hn is married or single? torination he conv mies have three full classes and einbarrass- nurs Of Ue tre recelyed ay members anit eased do much. ‘Lhe younger the persoii and tho okler the higher, jals pretend to have a system based Mpon careful calculation vs to marriage probe Just the same ns the old-linn compuntes hnve its to death probablilt dienes it will be seen that a young woman gnaaged to be married a year fro: uy, pay “her inition fe s alt a dozen nssessment when she Is married sho will receive, If she's fairly dealt with, about $9 tended fs smart, and he, foo, will days after sutliclent provfs ‘ec of his inarrluge, hus far thy expérlences of some men and young wemen in the mar auranca business is diteresting, A. Sel KHL County young lady Jett her home be- bear to be ridleuled about her misfortino with her intended, She thought sho was to be married lst ‘OUng nan rau away and left 8 neither tho $00 that she ior © husband, leaked out, und she on her coins it ? Why inuat this Ine every thie her name Dusiness is 1t- beyond e who know withow therofure, only Is wanted. W Invent tt, or shall we u ni that tha cura ia pro- c the troptes, G le, placed her nr wid Kissed her, regard Z SUMMER SMIT “There? said a charming lady, witha naive expression that made her face radiant, pointing to an ebony case ot ehinaware, “that ig my briek: ‘There ts no brighter moment In the Ife of a young Indy of fon thin when the happy discovery is mate that she can at inst bal- ance n pate of eyeglasses on her nose with- aut squinting. A committee on tableaux at a centennial eclebration in Vermont issued) an tnyitatlon women in town? to uke part Inthe trbleaux, worn In the places came to Une, Vhat comuittes knew how to get plenty of ny" ‘mi around the girls neck of the lookers-on, DIPLOMACY IN PETTICOATS, If the femate diplomatist. has been kept more out of sight. In the current century, her Influcnee has been none the Jess felt iv fore elgn politics, She is stl a useful Interme- diary between Minister ond Ministers and her saton Is often turned to necount a3 an mnbush from witleh attacks may be directed agalnst States and Cabinets, outrage an ally or tear wp a treaty coming from hor fs not so Ilkely ta Shock diplomatic propriety; and her pen never compromises 0 Ministry urn Court, for tha dullness of Blue and Yellow Books ts nnrelleved by fembuine correspondence, And then a Minister may ent! pou a lady, however emlnent, without the fact belng telegraphed from onvend of Europe to the other, ‘Khe Metteriitehs and Nesselroiles of tha last generation were woll aware of tho valno of women’s worl and wit In international polities. W! Austrian Chancellor was working heart and 80 Ul to turn out tho pro-Russian Ministry of Mode Martignic In-Parls, he called Inte “inatinées —atlemandes the —Cotnitess share whieh the Princess Lieven had in the Intrignes of 1827, which ended in the resig- nation of tho Duke of Wellington and the short-lyod Administration of Mr. Canning, isa matter which fy now pretty well authen- a proposal to enuse she could not. “ Fatae and True." sking “all the pret meet at the hall to t ‘ v8 would hive ree detalts of Her bad Jue! went to Philadel phin to escape the taunts ruder geanaintanes, A Middtetow vn girl placed some nearly- hatehed duck’: ‘seges In her bosom, and thts, helped: a brood of young ducks Into the world, Young men ‘tn thatcregton will do well to amit, In the Interests of the poultry crop, thelr usual Saturday witil after the hatching season, Island veranda, the othor day, rentlemen were pray enading with as inany Brookiyn fades whe some wag yelled, “Look ott, your wile thirteen couules continued thelr promenndes "Lhe others slid around te baelc Way and took the first tratn home. thermometer wus still In, and, taking her hand, tenterly sald: “1 Jaye you even more dearly ‘ow Laid fast nizht, and jibvs of her a\tross in tha next county, young people were murried, to different companies, days they fought and sey proofs of thelr marrage ti the home ollice, and Hedue conte of thie each received tho amount uf money due, and they are now separately enjoying ft. The young woman Is off ona trip to Barope, anid tho young manstarted a harnessmakhig shop, There are miny who now charge Uhit the young woinan jist marred ta get hor money, ‘or fintended (o tye as ie wife to that Somo say that she boasted of tho trink ale yas going to play to get money to sec wut Is. aA young woman of Lehigh County was compelled to withdraw from her class miu ersliip because, sls salt, ale hind 103 assess. jwents dn two months, and to pay $1 for euch heavier than sho could: bear, . Why, It seams to me,” she sald, “that all the members of our class were ge My father refused to Help we Hea! to drop out 88H? pirated, but the been sent in to ning embraces “RULE when he eae orn Throat, Difi- aw anything to say to me 4? sheresponded, with wlrl= 83, “e's go sit by the re- , Russian women, from one reason or Another, seem nt very early perlad tu have taken men’s parts hi polities and played then well, They have shown. themselves as pa- tlent handumaids to stuteeraft as French- women tonmusement or Itatinns to.art; and, whenever a plot was hatching, fram a bed- chamber cousplracy to a design against the veaceot Europe, a Dashkotforn Protisoff was sure to be at the severelgn’s elbow pirt te hold the threads of the Intel melancholy, sentimental charactor of more thin ono Czar ling subjucated then esl women’s fnilience, Phy Flext 4 always moro or tess imnder a wont at one ths fn thraliom to a Nary Baroness Krudener, thls remarkable wonnn crossed 1 was just In of infinl ant pressed with the mysile style of religion she prenehed. ‘Che exhaustion enused” by hi terrible sirageto with Napoleon; the gloat of Moscow lind stamped upon his spire; the errors and sorrows of tis ite—all Inclined hilt to fall bac Upon religion for suppart. ‘Tho Baroness eloquence, her mystlelmn, senthoentallsn, together made i conquest of Inuglialive dispositions and, IC Hines came natoe he the enthusiasm with which the Cz Himself into the praject was in all It Alndled by this Indy, 1H there was quite n galaxy of femi- nine totent In Parks enauced tn the Intrignes ty pateh up a Pranco-Rugsian alllanceagalnst, Bughind, Princess Lieven stood a head wand shoulders nbove any of then, She was not tho tlrst lady uf that name who had meddled tuner Complatnta, Nervous Congha, Catena, Spratu: Much, or Limba, are instantly retleved. FEVER. AND FEVER AND AGUE cured for 60 cts, Thi 48 not a remedial agent in this world that w: re Fover und Ague, ind nther Malarious, ellow and othes ine in the Chest, Marriage 2 ta mode: Old Gunnybags— you want to marry my daughter, eh? your expectations, sir? Well, Lexpeet that you'll do the handsome thing in the way of amare tat will last) us itil you and then, of course, you will make in ony favor.” A party of Boston fashionabtes were great. Yemark of an Inpulsive Ht on Bencon WH. Ively wari, und, Irritated sho threw herself baeg fn it's xo horrialy harley Franels rled at once, any further, 80 of tho class after 1 hind pati An industeious young In the shops tn thls baron pany slsteen months ag ago he was married, and eelved $000, which lie Is usine to Lnprore lly “Lam about $v the Investment, and L consttor my: Ivs all right fo ‘y wisly get unother, and he will do so rathor thiurcontinua to: pay the lenvy drain of us: sessmentss But a madest young won enn’t * go courting ? and choose a fitisband as Won can nwlfe. Tt she has a fall-out with her inte nded, or he dos to walt until anothor ni antlanan who is hurgely interested In Hs mite this statement: “The borfeetly legitimate, Athousand cone ugres to pay $ member of the class nd soon ns they are murs Wo simply do tho organizii and col- lecting and charge a small pereenture for It. No bad results are at all tikely Jn tho wild-cat denthbact insurai Some companies have itso arranged thatif pornins do not yot married in aeurtain nun Wilbeentitiodte quite a nice eh the company will py. ne comptnios that may have heen Iniposed tpon, as we hear of, und whioh You say you ntyo have heard nbott, bert near I all ‘tlio companios ary vory strlet and people without any character, or no respect for th pales hercabouts ure all honest and tleved. | GUE. Young Sharpey— echunic, working do th Luanehn + Airs months: Hlllous, Scariet, fovors (nided by RADW ADWAS READY: ELIE! At will in a few maments, when taken accord: ing to tho directions, cure Crampa, Spasiua, Sout Stomach, Heartburn, diel Hundache, Diarrhea, Calle, Wind ii the Bowel id NB. about alwaysearry a bottle of ftad- wuy's Rendy Relief with thom. A few dropsin water will prevont. sickness or piins. chanye of water. Brandy or Hitters asa stimulant, Miners aud Lumberimon should always be pro- CAUTION’ All remedial nxents capabio of destroying lite by an overdose should be uvolded. ophuin, strychnine, aries, or powertiil remedies, do at cortain tines, in eye the patient during their But perbsps tho vecond dae, if repeated, may sxgtavate and Increase the suifuring, sad another dose cause death, ‘Thore is no Wocessity for using those uncertuin positive remody like Rudwny's Mendy Heliet will stop tho most oxcructating prin quicker, without entulliug the least dill- culty tn eithor infant or adult. THE TRUE RELIEF, Ranway's Reany Reviee is tho only remedial agent iu ve will Instantly atop pula, Radway's Regulating Pill, tf Paln, Always ‘utitrat #1 hele Operation, A VEQRTADLE SUBSTITUTE FOR- CALOMEL, Perfeetly tastetcss, elegantly coated ” with awree gunn purge, regulate, purity, cleanse, strongthen, MAnWav's P1ti8 for the cure of all disorders of tho Stomach, Liver, Bowel dur, Nervous Disunses, Head, Costivonces, Indigestion, Dyspepaia, Biliousacas Foyer, Intlummation of tho Bowels, Piles, ang all derangemont of the Internal Viscora. Ware runted to olfout a pormanontcure, Purely yeg~ vtable, contalning no mercury, minerals, or dole vtorioun drum C2~ Observe tha following tug from diseases of the ul, atipation, luward Witey, Fu! Ty shocked by me young lady who dy man, to goin. If we? hg can ve by her suffering: hey chair, exclaiming, *O ma hot tonight, Pd keto Aduins for a sweetheart!” The night had sudden: became quite mental tur sho aeeordinyg); the pling and bexzan ti xi lives the rain must fall?” But he wag entire Jy practleal, and, clutebing her arm, suid Sing somethtug else, t bring any winbre There wax a young girl from Han Clatro, and good, und seuu talro, her airks fonnd ‘That when she was around Thoy wore just counted out a8 eau whalro, Theru was 2 fat fellow in Harwich Who asked # stout Indy in tiarwiebs But sturting for church, He wag foft ta the turch, There being no room In the earwich. Sald Angollna, suddenly breaking the op: pressive silence, Don't you feel afraid of Ue ariny worms, ‘Theatto: so rapidly this wa sich i xtrangy one t another to a botter ti 3 overclonded, and ter seta. Reenoe eins of a sentl. touk her sent at gf nto: sore rts hor, sho has got whieh the burning hyveclamus, and oth= vVory sul door, action In the system, Who was witly, to happen, 13 ‘ hee, su-uniled, ur of years the: sun In time, wi Therg may be so! that are contig A atieston was Theodore's surprise caused bin to look right at Angling for the first time in his life, he wanted to know, piledyas she toyed with her fan; “only the iy thay eat every green thing wher oO Iniirlage vow. wis created a dlstingulshed part tn tho rel; Paul and Alexandor I. lus’ governess and | Andrewitel, the younger son, hod Inherited but a small portion of tha tients of this re- y. Ile was natutesman aatare tubs and Ifthe Princess, Christophe rovni did not positively dlotate hls dispatch ¢s, as ome peoply sald sho did, week he entered, under her direction, into vollcivs that were often opposed to lily awn if he could be eater he was ut the sehwol o Nesselrode and’ Vazzxo di Borgo, who thought Anbassailora existed to concllite rlyal Mine fsters and provont monarels from quarreling, ‘Tha story of the Princess’ successes here are well Known,—syccesses which werg perhaps somowhabowlng to her admirable aplag ot English ways und manners, “rage” In London during many of the nines fean yonrs that hor hushand wits Ambassador heres Prince Lieven lad tn 1800, For sane (ime there was nonceredited Iuaston Ambas- the Court of Louls Philippe, and the delicnta negotiations which passed b tween St, Potorsburg an the Eastern uiestion and the Russo-Fre: t were Intrusted to the hands of the races Darla. ‘The two fadies who haya In these latter Inyed the ost fnportant part In anne plomacy~-Mino, de Novikot and the Princess Lisy ‘Troubetzkoi—haye done thie best to net up to the high standard of 0 Princess Ligven Iuld down, Tho Princess? reunions, whieh hind been fi ‘Thierlsts during he relgn ent of the new itepubdlie, ecnine deserted when ‘her patra sie began to cabal agalnst Mar Mahon'a Government. tuent had disowned fi did Khe ust that, naof Cathicine, nothing,” she res HOW AUSTRALIANS MARRY, tbean Nicho: Ar, Howls account of the Kurnal peo- ple Just north of Bass’ Straits, Introduces us. (on now get of murringa cnatoms, Hore tho rule Is olopemont. ‘Ihe tad and girl mate loveto one another without the kn owledgo of hor parents, and run away together, ‘he bride's fauully, furlous, go In quost of hers and if caught and brought back she will ba severely punished, her mother and brother will boat her, and her father evon spear lor through tho lugs, As for tho liaband, whoen- over he returng, he has to fight his wife's mate rolutives, ‘Cho pair may live to elope two or threo thies, with new pursuit and fighting, WL at Inst hor famtly grow tirod ot objecting, and the mother will say, “Ont its all rights better let him have hor.” ‘The wondortil thing is that thls Is not exception- nl, but the regular marriage rity of the tribe, Tho gnger Is not real, and when’ tho people aro charged with buing cruel they nus wer that it as vot Intended as er tofolluwan ancostral cunt urnak custom fy i eas of marrage; lon between une gy Aperionts, Ad tarkable old ‘Wo used to walk togothor in the twilight, He whispering tender words ¢o awect and low, As down the greon Jaues, where tho dow was Kidnoys, Bind convictions; tor, And through tho wooatands, where tho birds ache, Constipation diplomiatist ata! Wo wandered in thoso houra so long aro; Tut now no more we walls in purple gloaming Adown tho lanes, uy love aud I, Ah me! ‘Tho thmo Js past for such runantio rowing, Ue holds the baby while I'm gotting tun. ‘Wo used to alt—with lamp turned low—togethor, Aud talk of love and its divine effects, Whon nights wero joux aud wiutry was tho vo organs: Cone of the Hiood in Htowach, Nausuu, st of Food, Fullness or Woight Sour Erictations, Sinking om {hoki or Bulering ayy posture, Dots on orland Dull Pain ia repiration, Yeltow= Pain in'the Sito, Bluahes of Heat, bwar's Pints will froo the ‘system frou all tho’abovenumed dlaorders, Price, 28 Cents Per Hox, Wo repeat that the reader must consult our quod papers on the subject of discasus aud ir cure, among which way bo named: Sulve and Fy ue,!? tad aL eae Urethra.’ 7 ladiouy ou Sorofula. an there relating to diferent classes of Dis. BOLD NY DEUGGISTS, READ “FALSE AND TRUE”. Send a lettor-stamp to NADIW A: 33 Ws cur, Churcheat,, Ne formation worth thousands will bo TO THE PUBLIC. | ‘Thero can be nv better guaruotes of the value of Da, Hvvway's old-estubliybod It. H. Wear. pire that tho base und worthless imitations of thum, aa there aro Pulse Rusulvents, Roltefs, and. Filla. Bo euro and ask ior Rudway's, and s39 that tho nome “Utedyay"' 3 on whet you buy, _y 14 in the Biomuc! Pluttoring at the Heart, Far nobler bo than knight and knightly feather, . And |, tu him, tho loveliest of my sox, Now, oft when wiutry winds how) round the ALY, Imtlerae, in smoke, he pores o'er gold and stock: Sy ‘Tho fi jored that just across the tabla Tholove feat of hor i alte darniug stocks, J a leo us nt Ho Haakon unutterable things—bia duck eyo xlowlag ‘ val at iny outward showin; venti huece urtaen iewelscniie TeHUneG Wo leave the howss t ene sua ae ts a vaiie £0; 19 OO ad toate tho bila-and Jooks unytterable Burning of the Hieah, Ww dosed OF Ita! consuyucnes of Ale change toward elvilized {tia no lonacor a aliitthe unt roy or tribe and. another, but a reat palt- by WUstAl Gholes'of wn solie uxtunt, mite descunt comes in with fe Urol slopemunt junrrlages show a tereating feature, ‘I! tho wife's family, never allowed to took at, spenk tho sume camp with his wife's mother, his bi yet produced In fivor of the custoin of uvolding pu- that the act of tak! though practically allow. 1" d to by their acknowl- edging him, Sa deuply rooted {3 this custom in Australia that ts hol natives under fssionars “A Brabrolung, who fs amember of tho Chureh of England, was oneday talking to we, Jits wife's mother was pissing at som little distance, and Lcalled to bet, Buller: and wite, and, ‘Thowsh itty con. cauentocl chilly -exphination of Her own Govern mi + and she left Paris in wst. having nwver achieved more than cces@esthine, Shiels uly remerubered nuw he ty remembered vat ull—by Fi eh and Frenehwomen hostess and an accomplished woman. Mane. (Olga Klreet) of Russia Iso dabbled a Httle in journallsin; und when Loudon correspondont ofthe uss, & Moscow newspaper, furnished O! by-gone days, when sevont eo culled tau ai Of present me, 0 a want Culis out, * Matildu, do you wu LT understand one thing for certult, Love ufter marcinge ts beauleous ty! At which, who once nayo passed bub! tain, ‘turn Up thelr noses—diseuchauted with— eunnat be open fia thn weif-ainy fellow ad Wh agreeable Novikott, the O. K. snd Bugtand,” has