Chicago Daily Tribune Newspaper, July 2, 1881, Page 11

‘ --" Phe cruckling, sweating pings, 4 2 Charalon—A THE CMICAGO TRIBUNE: SATURDAY, JULY COMETARY. Holmes’ Poe on "The Spectre ; of the Skies.’ - Poe's Desoription of the Destruction of tho World by a ~ " “Comet. *” Bark, 'Twraln’s Préparations for’ a’ Possl- 74. ble Encountor with (lo Comot’s . bs t ~ Mrsi-Jones’ Olaim that Sho Was" tho > Discoveror of the Celoatial “, Visitor. + A COMETARY POEM, : ¢) s Ollver Wendell Hotmes, ‘the Comot! : Ho {son his way,’ ‘ (“And singing na he floss = ‘he whizzing pluncts shrink beforo A . @he spootro of tho aklos; Ab!-woll may regal orbs burn blue, Andaotoliites turn palo— | - . Tori million cuble miles of hdud, ‘Ten billion leagues of tall On, on by whistling spheres of Iybt, ““Ho flashos and ho lanes; He turna not to tho loft nor right, ‘ ~-He haks thom not their names; One apura from bla demnantiue beet _ Away, away thoy fly, * ‘Whore darkness inight bo bottled up . And sold for Tyra dyo.”* And what would happon to the land, + And how would fouk tho sen, 1f in tho boarded devil's path ‘y Our earth shuuld chance to be? Full bot and high tho soa-would boll, “Fall red tho forests gleains . Mothouzht 1 saw and neard it all orig adyapeptts dream! \“imaw a tiitor tao bla tubo ra "a course to sp) - ‘rhonda eoream—tho gathered rays - Hud etowed the tutors eyot ere arin Cv Pop cracked the gus! whize How tho balla! {Mung went the untgazinot Isaw a poot dip asorott _. Kaoh woment ina tub, . ‘Tread upon tho warping baek, | “Tho im of Belvebub’s. He coutd not sve bia yorses burn, © Although bie bratu wits fried, ‘And ever and anon he bent: + > i. To wet them as they dricd. t aw tho scaldiny pitch roll down And strentns of smoke, Iku wuter-spouta, * Burat throuxh the rumbling mines; “ "Task the iremon why tey imide Such nolue about the towns ‘Thoy unawered not, but all the while The breaks wout up and down. Lanw a ronsting pullet alt ‘Upon uv baklog egg; «Tenwit Gripe scorch bis hand a 2) Kxtiugulehing bis eg: eI saw.nine geese upon the wing :Towurds the frozun pale, And every mother's gusling foll -, Orlaped to a urackiing cout. Leaw tho ox that broweed the grass Writhe tn ‘the bitstortig mya! . ‘The herbago in hls etirinking Juws Way alla tery blazes -. + age Tsnw buge Uishes, boliod to rags, ‘ Bob through the bubbilug Urine: And thoughts of supper croased iny soul; *;Dhad been raul vtioings oe ea Btrange sightsl: stranue’ goundsl esis 5-1)" ca a Its memory buunts mo still; ‘The stewtaing sea, tho eriinson lire “Font wreniied ouch wooded Btls Struoyer! if through thy: reeling brain 5 Buch raid soleat Saaloue mvber B \ 1 paret spare, O, spare thine evening toa ~ And nvuce eh! be thy sleep! yee or 69-1 O-foartul CONVERSATION | .OV cot ig) UHARMION. ea Badoar Alten Poe, Elros—Why ‘do you call no Kiros? “ Churuton—so benueforward will you alwaya ‘be culled, Yur must forget, tou, ty carthly Diode, ang apedly to wo ds Charmlon. 4.0 F< EInOs - AND Hlros—Tahily i, Jndeud, no dream, _. Churuifon--Dreuins are with’ us no moro; but Of these mysterica anon, I rojolce tv see you Jooking Nfullke’ and ratfonul.” Tho tilts of tho +, awadow,bus ulrgndy passed trom olf your oyos. Bu of beurt,and fear nothing, ‘Your allotted ‘days of stupor bayo axplred, and, tu-murrow, L wHL mygalf.Induot-you tuto tho full Joys and woudors of your noyel existence, ; - 1, feo}, ny ‘atiipor—nono atall. sknesgjand/tho ‘terciblo' darkuesa have left. uid, and I bear no longer that-mad, rushing, horrible ruund, like the yal * Sot: my senses ag “bowl lett phd kediitidad: ey ti —Asfowidnys will remove:‘all this; Duel fully Uiidorstand'youi nd fedl foe Fou. Te ia'nuw tou earthly ydayaainge L undorwent whot you underyos.yot the réinginbranee.of 1 bangs - by me still. + You havo now sulfered all’ of: pati, however, which you'will suffer in Aldeny, :* + Eirogmtn Atdonn?a Ye yD Ee : .. Charmion, Jn Aldenn--Elros:; Oh, God! pity ane, Charmlon! “I-ite overburthoned with tho mijesty: Ge all thingé—vf the unknown now kuown—of. thd spoculative: futtiro morgod in thy auguat and gortaln presente: i Feats,” Charulon—Gripple “not now with” such thoughty. ‘Tu-inurrow wo will spouk of thld, Your wind wavers, and ite agitation will Nud ro- Nof in ‘the oxeruise of simpiv temurlvs, Look not nround, nor forward, but buck, Law buris ing with auxtety to bear the detulls of thut atus pundyus event which threw yor umnong us. Tell he of It. Let us couverse oF familar thingy, in the old faniiliar luniruuge of the world whica bas i -, $0 fourtuli rived, - efoe-Moat fonrtitlyt foartully!—thia Ins » Seed no dream. “Churinlon—Droams ary nu inore, JMourned, my Elroay. dlrom—-Mourned, Charmion?’ Ob, deo} Waa I much ly, Ta > that: last hove of ‘all thuru hhuny a cloud of Ine pense gloow and duvout worrow oVer your houses ~ Chatmicn—And that Inst hour,—spoak of It. rnember, thit beyond tho nuked Taut of ths : Sastace ne, Italf, {know nothing, When com: - oUt frum-umong mankind I passed into igbt: through tho xruve—ut that: perio, itl romember wright, the calamity. which overe whelimned you was hetarly uaantiolpated, But, indood, I knew little of 1a tndeod, | bnew ttle at tha ap eutativa philus- * Efros—Tho individual calamity was, as you gay. ontiroly unanticipated, but unologous mils. fortunva bad been long n subject of discussion with astronomers. Lnoud acurce toll you, my friend, that even when you tuft ws, ion’ hud agreod to undurstand those pasengosin the most boly writings, which apouk of the ‘Qual duatruo- Hon of wll thingy by tire, ae baying references to tho orb of tho earth j, Wut in reward to the immediate wruitoysof! tug! boen ut fault frou) that epdcu in ustronumient knowledge In which tho opt 4 ow leds Bate ote wore’ divuated . Of-the terrors’ of ‘The very ‘modorato donsity of thoso ‘bodies bud buon well cutab- Usbed. They hud been observed to pass amoung tho satollitcs of Apter without bringing nbout avy sensible alteration cithor in tho tnsaca or in tho orbits of these secondary planote, “Wo bad loog regarded the wanderers as yupory creations of inconcolyable tenuity, and ga altoguthoe tueapable of dulug injury to our sub- Btantinl globe, oven in the event of ocontuct. But contact waa not in nny dexreu dreaded; for tho clomunts of ull the comets were ucocuratoly known. . That awung them we shoutd look: for the ayonvy of the thruatened flery deatruvtion bad beon for many yeara vouslddred an toad miseiblo idea, But wondors and wild fancies had been, of lato days, stranyely rite uinung Banklods ond, although it wae only witha fow of tho fynorant that actual nppredonsiun pree Yalled upon tho anuouncement by ustronomont Of a new comut, yet thin announcement was orally received with f know not whut of agls ithe clemniaits cr tho st ord) were tmnto- 16 clumonts of the strange orb wore {mnt diately onleulated, und it was at onov euncnded by al observers’ that Ns path, or pS nubian, ‘Would bring it into very close prox! mak, with the carth. There wore two or three astronomers of accoudary pote who resolutely waintained that-a coutuct way Inevituble, ‘I cannot very: Well express to you tho offcot uf this intalligenco ‘upon the ple, For a fow short duy's thes Would not bellove an assertion whlub thuirintel- lect, au long employed umung worldly considgras Yong, could uot tin any munior grasp, Hut the Mute of a vitally fuipurtautfavt avon mukes ite way into the understanding of avon the moxt fiolid. Finally, all mea saw that nstrouoinical kuowledyo iled'not, anu thoy awalted the comet, Tig approach wasnot, at Urat, scomingly rapld, nos ‘waa its appcarance of vory Unusual charac: tri Wad of dull rod, 4nd bad little perooptiblo bet in, Vor saven or eight days wo sow NO touto- ial Snereaso fn itu uppuront diametor, and but & partial alteration in {te oulor. Meuntine, the or eaty aitulrs cor fd were stesaedicdy yal ubsor! us rowing | dik qa ation instituted by the philosophic In respect , a coinctary nature, Eveu the grossly igno- yuu Broused thelr wluygish vupacitice to such cone erations, ‘The learned now gave thelr in- i rrr their soul, tu uo auch polnts ag the ulliy~ ‘od As pentane he susveoauen, at woved sates panted for rightviews. Tho: a@rosned for perfect anted for rig “Proth groso in sii speoutadon bas: f tho purity of hor atrengtis and oxcooding mujes- ty, nnd tho wise bowed down and adores ‘That materint Injury to our giube or its inhabs Ttante would result from the xpprohonded cons thet was aiopinion whielt hourly lust ground ninony tho wig, and the wise wore now frecly Pormitted toruly cho renaon and: tho fanvy ut tha eri was domonstrated that tho corte! Hous wan far loss than our rareatiens, And tho lnrmlosd passage of 2 aliniine visitor aniong tie gntullitcs: of Jupiter was a point sieumely insisted upon, and which soryod groutly. oli terri, Theologiats Wwith an oarrostriossfonr-orkinaled, dwelt- upon tho Biblical: prophoulos «atid ox- poutited to tho pouplu with a directness and 9 slinpllaity af whieh no provious inatanco lind beon known. That tho final destruction of tha earth must be bronght about by tho nwoncy of tire waa urged with u apirit that onforcgd overy- whoro conviotion; and that tho comets wore of no tlery nature (is all mun now know) wae o truth (hat rellovod all, in a grout tuensure, from tho upprebension of the wront valnintty foro tald, Te fa notiucable that tho pupuiar proj. djooa and Vulgar orrora in regard to pestilonvos und warserrurs which wero. wont to prevail upon ovary nppeavanea Of ® comet—woro now titogothar unknown, Aa If by somo suddott eoovillsivo exurtion, rouson had at once buried suporstition frota tier throne, Tho fenblest intel- Teut nad derived vigor frum oxcensive Intercat. What minor oviis night ariso frum the contact. weru pojtits of elaborate question. The learned spoke of alight yeologieal: disturbances, of probable alterations [n ollmate, and consequont~ ly. in vogetuuon, of pussible tmagnolic ond Ulectrle Inttucnced. . Many bold that no visible or percontible sffoot. ke poping n cool-headed teak hare to fend off, In whisks this way?” m caso the oO tat A 1881I—SIXTEEN PAGES. ular nnn on guasod thing DISCOVERING A COMET, Delrott Pat, “What nro you writing, Jophtha?" anked Stra, Jones, 18 hor husband soratohe! away with o rusty pon attor the childean had yonn to bod, “Comet,” nnawored Jonos abstr: potitive roward for having sovn Ing to Prof. Swift." “Why, whon did you seo it?” asked Mrs, Jones. “You know lwoxe you up and called You, and frat you said it wos afro in Harmtra: tmnok, ond thon tnt it wus the town clock. I euld it was tho comet thathnd got away from rlat how s\ ms viny, that to dowith the comet? jo you apell fede Weuelooet atti! ond, nucluua? sume of thom astronomors, Lonybtte romome ber, for, tho buby cut a touth that night, — an “T wish you'd koo; Jot mo writo, Mue dlys “wore rst; um Wwelte roa. of coursal What's ‘unt tus’ Just as well say Tdiscovored it, Jepitha, ward, butl would Uky tu buve the credit, of sinne a wounn can’t Invent auythity, f 800 why abu tnayn't discover sunietulng.” y comet, Mitein, and it'll bo tho right thing If thoy nnmo It uftor’ mes’ Jonus’ comut, + Uno 22, Abe A. im, “This 8 ny discovered pole stn: 8 it's ny como! Til give you tho ree {nl tha constellation Ai elt, Northeast by avuth—' * sobbud Mra, Jones, ity dust tindor tho urlgi, cast of tho “T diss covered It at 1 o'clock whun I gaye thu baby his medicine, aud would In any Iminner be-produced, While such discusslona wore golng on, thoir aubjuat grad tutlly npproached, growing larger in apparent dlamotur, and of w morg Drillinutiuetre, Mune ikind grow puller ng if come. Al human opera- Uons trere suspunded, : ‘Thore was an opooh in the courso of tho gon- yral auntiment when tho comat bad attained ut longth a size surpassing that of any previously yveeurded visitation, ‘Tho peuple uow, dianissiug nny logering bopy that tho astronomers wor wrung, experienced all the gortuinty of: evil, ‘Thu chimericul tapeoct of . thelr terror wis goto, ‘The beurts of the stoutest uf our raco beat viu- lunely within thelr bosons. A: vory few daya sulliced, howavor, to mergo oven such feolinys In guntiments oven mora uncndurable, () could no lougor apply to tho strange orb accus- temmned thou ta. Me Alsiuricat utiributer had disuppeared, Ic oppreagod ua with u hidouus noveldy of emotion, Wu saw It uot us an astronomical phonomos.on. In tho heavens, Lut as an incubus upon our hearts wud a shadow upon our braing, It had tiken, with lucoucelvable rapidity, the charace terof astzantio muntic ot rare fame, extend- tug from horlzon to borizon, Yet a ag and wien breathed with wrouter freedom, Tt wag cluie that wo wore alveady within the intlucnce of thy comet, yet wo Iyad. . We even tultun une Maal clastleity of frame and vivaulty uf inlud, Tho exeesding tenulty of the object of our adrend wad npparent, for ail boavenly objecta were plainly visibto through it, Meantime our vexetttion had perceptibly altorod; and wo gained fulth from this predicted cireuinstanco du tho foresieht of tho wise. A witd luxuriituco af falluge utterly unknown before burst out on covery verotably thing. Yot wnuther diy, und tho ovil was not alto- other upon us, A wid chango had come over allinen; and tho frat sense of paln waa'tho wild ausnnl for gonerul Inmontation and horror, This frst sense of pain lay ina rlyoroug constriction of tho bronst und lungs, and nu inautferuble dry. ness uf thoskin. [t could not be dented that our atinosphure was radienily alfeateds the con- farmttion of this attmosphero: utd tho possibte modiigadous tu which it night bo subJeuted were now the topica of discussion. Tho result uf investigation aent an clactrio thrill through the unlyeratt heart of man. It had been loug known thitt tho ule whlob on- eireled ta Was a cumpound of oxygen and Nitros W gussed, in tho proportion of. twenty-vuo InGasures Of Oxygen und scventy-nlog Uf Ultro- xe fn every ong hundred oF the utmospuore, Oxyyeon, whioh Was the principle of vombus don nd tho veliule of lent, was abgulutaly necusaary: to the support of aniinal Hfe, gud was the moss bawarral und onuretic nyent Bouwn in nature, ‘trogen, on the coutrury, was incupablo of sup- porting either lito ur tame. An unnatural vx cess oF oxygen wauid result, it bad been ascers tuined, In Just such an clovatlon of spirits as wo hud lutteriy experiouced. It was tho purault, tho extenslun uf the fdeu, whiob had engenders turd, Winit would ba the roguit of wu total ex. tinction of the nitrog combustion trre- siatible, all devour lug, omalpresent, lamadiates the coure cuiallinont, in all alr miuute and terribly detulls, of the fiery and horror-tospiring: donutciutions vf tho* prophecies of the Huly OOK. Why need I paint, Charmion, tho now dison- chuinwl frenzy of mantind? That ‘tenuity to tho coinct which hud previously inspired us with hupo, Was wow the suurce of “the bitteruess of despair. In Ita unputpable, gaseous character: we clearly perculved tho consummation of Fate, Mounting a: day avaln passe ring away ‘with ft the lat shudow of Hope. We guaped In tha rapla tindifivation of tho ulr. ‘tno red blood bounded tunultuonsly through its strict chan nols.. A furious trepidation’ possessed all mei, aud with arms rigidly. outstretuhed towurd tho throntoulng buavens, they trembled and shrieked aloud, ue the aucleus uf thu destrovor wus now upon. us,—evon bere fi Aldoun 1 abudder whilo i spouk, dria Poren rat Loriay bo brief, Oriof as tho ruin that over- wholmed. “For a moment thare was a lurid Ilght alone, visiting and penotratingall things.- Thon let ug buw. down, Churinivn, before tho oxonssive mulesty of tho great Gud! O thon thore onme shouting aud porvading sound us tt from tho inouth itself of Him, while the whole fnesmbent inane of ether in which we existed burnt at once into o apecles of, Intenso Lunes, for whose sur- passing brilflavoy und all-fervid heat even the nnigels inthe higk bonven of pure kuowledyy have no nano, ‘Thus endod all, a" THE LOOKOUL,.OF TIE WorLD, 1... :,Correapondgnice News York Sunt, > + MARTPORD, Juno 27,—Deslring to get tho opin Jot: of that ‘colebrated amateur ustronomer, Mr, Samuel Longborae Clomons (Mark Twutu), on tho sidw comot, T visited hia house this morning just before duybronk, , His foudneas for observing celbstial ‘phenumenn ia wot! known, 1 was con fdent that’ Labould find “him at his totesoopy in thg turrot’ that onps tho northeast corner of higiextraordinary manaton. . A fow woll dircotod pebblos brought hin to tha window,“ Hello!" auld ho,” Come up; but don't wake tho baby, Mind ,tho-alxth stalr on the second ges Ie orcnka n Hades of a falactto," So saytug ho tet down his duor-key at the end of natring. -,' When I roachod tho’ turrot ‘my friund was on longor inaldo, Jo was slttiog in on open sout- tlo leading to tho roof, smoking w cigar. With both bands ho: grasped .a long pole, When It grow Iightor I porculyed that it’ was n boat houk, 21s favo had a haggard look, and bla Jong lege bung -iatlesly through tho soustiowny, “You look tired, Mark," sald L,-“iave’ you beon at It all night?” ? es ie “All night?" sutd bo, with a‘@ronn that con- aistud of A vowel und two consonant sounds, “AN night? | This makea tho fourth consocutive niyht that I haven't closed bulf an.oye, “It's woarlnganme, This vonstant. responslbillity Ia undermining iy constitution, My sonao.of duty ja as strong ng tho noxt mun's, but soino- thnos I foal like lotting go my grip, oven If :tha condemned plunot slides into tho revised vor~ sion of. brhnstons.. All. nixht? . Goud nfght! Summe other night!” olan At Vhore was a degrod of Gxasperation fn ble fonu which the olroumstinoes did not soam ‘to warrant, “% Woll,” sald. 3, ° thore'a no oconsion fo, augur. ‘Nobody compols you to ait up hero in the inalacious moratuy atinosphero und carly dow, a . ‘ looked fora minuto naif he was gota to ou Ho break out with n torront of objureation. ‘bo maatored nie wreath and ‘caved juwA upon Ine with un pxprusatan of jelancnoly pity, ‘tho tuft of tha comot,"" sald ho, sadly waving thocus uf his polo toward tho northurn Bky, (8, according lu: my, caluulations 4 trifle over 2,000,000 milled Longs eet it wouldn’s reagh snore thana brig ee nyueh the wkulls of gome vooply that J know," Tho reokless inuranco of inngkig Be more tho older 1 grow, oat PN ASG 0 1 bod, ne I, now? Perhaps thas potter go te . Ani to laughed durilvely,.: ‘hat in tho numo of common sense aro you Clemons?) Tdumanded. | kha PSH a oxo Favolry of tho World mooson be: ai don whily tho mud ¢ Jow, and tho muititude pursuos its wontod ayo: cations prooivcly aa though a untyorsul oats: srophe was not fiamionunt, one solitary. watcher sits up herg (n ble lonely towor, braving dinger Gnd incurring wreat Cutiue for tho wake of ‘tis infatuated tullow-buings. ‘There have boon ux- auipica of auch doyation ta duty to bistary, but be: boon loft to pose thoy aro sare, and it has ult ys tority ta rocognize thei.’ At the present wo- ment Lill the post of lookout to the plunet, young wan, You'll Hud sutduwg in the conaua {he exnet numbor of faliow-cltizens whose ox jitonca depends upon my vigilance, ‘What's alt 4 saw now. preity woll how things wore with ee ad ye pu santueony, noua jay thas this lies undortaes murprises raw,” fe liauodiatoly fdeutlul. “Thera becam atfabis, and cons oat of the truo Christian spirit of sclt-dontul in It, Jen't thore, now? You seu, they are alt Naren aboug the tall, I've ciphered ou that tail until 1 undore stand oyery inch of it, 1 bat tho cull taw’e solid, and pretty Do you jungina that this comet could gu through space at tho rit of 200 miles a minute without whoGh ioe pais out of @ tull thht wae vapor? : ‘Tie u fog bank on to thy rear’ond of the New York & Huston 4 o'clock oxpress, eturt ber off at even forty niles an hour, and sco how lone bank will-teavel lo company with yourJovomotiye, Yet thoy. ask uv tu swallow this dufernal nonsdnay ‘about tho comet's tull. My obacrvations of this fellow, gud also of Cogglu's comet, seven yours atu, bave cone viucod ine comets’ fully ure. fastened on Ught, aud areata fibrous and durable nature, ky fluregord bourateuk.” Sit Cuwsarl’* ho exclaimed, With a tall 42,000,000 cultes long, 9,00U.000 miles thick, and tough ws whip leather, whisking about 40 the wake of that. piratical oralt every time sho tucks overbcag, dou't you see the pocudslty of nN what do you propose to do with your ‘ou sald ft was tot the year for comets; rea w—ol—siw it frst. Marie sald Ste, Jon atand over, and sticking: of hia bonds roward tho bi nak ino tu help you w! the Inoandoseent 11 and sce that you bay defined ang conveyut wa be as easy to dellue uy. anything, tamming the Inke pen through tho top “koup your ‘vin comot and Rot tho ost way you cint Only Just don’t wn they want you tocvulye from tho guscuus mutter, tha: boundary Mnea well 3 the approximate pusition and you now all about parabolic curves, and logarithma, and poribollons, and things: maybe when you ua in my gray pants, shiris and the front our k ront door the solar system you'll sew tho and find my intesing ‘oy, ond that umbrotla re left in tho strcot care. “If the Court knows oraelf, these are niore in away comets, Mrs. Jonos] (four sphoro than rune "and the yguyey iman Toll ovor the cut and awoke the baby, ud we watchod tho Por The Chieapo Tribune. Dearest, shall we Qad the Summer-daya? Shull wo tnd the Suintmer-days ag (hoy wero? ‘There wae Louuty in the Heavens, Thero wus sweetness on tho Garth, * And we beard a ong of alidnvss 1y the rushes and tho ferns, In che fuumy ripplo's stir; cred o'er tho tlio, TI the Sumtmer-Moon ated. et A SUMMER-SHADOW, tonder trilight as tt auiv- fled down tho West and Dearoat, shall wo find tho light of old? Shall we find the love and freshness ee tho Past? Abt] would tho days intyht oring it, For tho ycar has been so lone! 1 bave watened, and wept, aod wolted— Yen, 1 teel tte erice ts fost, + Fur ita glory could uot Laat, And 4 weird, uoresting spirit haunts me through tho ghostly night, - : And Iwate wh Utter geleving for tho light. Dearcat, now thu Summior-days havo come— Come with beauty, and, for others, soug and ‘blooms * Lut for us, O mourning spirit, Deud-Sou fruit and vanlsned | Uselons hoplag, tule waiting; Wo have suny and we must weop— Hear and heed tho yoleo uf doum! IT listen to the drifting of the rain against the Ligmatits, Mo. retiocts. By a mother-in-law: wife—noyorl” drome, | door, : ‘And I know for us tho charm wil! bo no moro, Harry Wuirsxey, —————— FACETIE, oo When {aa man like 9 looking-ginss? | Whon ho You can decolvo your A‘ tady lately had ber Mkoness taken by n photowtapuor, who oxecuted it su wall that hor cutteless tue wife, yotug mnn, buthor fathor’s usband prefers It tu the original, It tg yulet, Young clorgytwan (at # clerical meeting—"T morely throw unt the idou.” Woll, with it.” Old clergyman think unut 1s tho best thing you cundo Scene, restaurant. Major—“Er-reah, waltnh, I Seiets two. chops; Lefaw: sponse. toner." the one to- ho mado realy the uthib, Do you heut Walter— Yes, aie, Au’ whlch chop will yo buvo first! “ T wouldu't care to be the protiiost girl allve,' aliperud 4 swviin ag be sat thy othor aay “ Indved? Wuy not?” was tho res }ocuuso,! va adeawinu-rovin “You nra charged with stenling this man's watch,” said the Judge to n privoner from Cur! “Arg -you guilty ur not guityy” how wud L kuuw, yer honor," roplicd Put, * oar thy uvidonver? : What js the difference between sensickness and puttl roperty under tho hammor? travagant pric ittw 4 Dankeupt’s wuld be, * I'd ruthor be next “ Siurg, wi? Ue ‘hon you put a baukeupt's proporty under the hammor, Ie tga sate of. ollects; bub soasickness fs tho eifccts of usall, A 1illlicnatro, who was looktug at a leval tract of Jand which ho. bad Juat bought nt un ox. a to the wgunt who bud sold » Bat! im, “ide admire a rich yrved tat." So do I,” Izntticantlyreptled the aout. Av importinont fop made apurt of an old farmor's urge nose, mouth, and chin but tho old farnivr sfloncod bim by saynus, * "un ohin all iad to be Lands iy ‘our yUso, mill, 80 "ue be material lott for your ebeek." lear Murphy," sald an Irishman to bis ‘betray. tha seerut I told wtraying you call It?. Suro, when kapo it mosulf, didu't £ do woll to tell It ta womebudy that could? . ~ “If tho red-haired and squint-eyed woman who sits under one vf the. gatteries, wearing found T wasn't able to. shawl, anda large yullow fi lower iu her et, doesn't stop talking,” anid the preuchor, ’ she will be pointed out to tho congregation, fd a vainglorious notor to Charles Kean, eave, wearaal, yout [i ow th mo; 1 2 pla Brighton + Th i Theatre, uring noud tot trouble yoursel: backward," « aus tho reply; * but that {6 not tho way “ Probably: + Jonos—" How cn darth, Robinson, could you voto for that fellow Smith BY oll? He: knows & provious wlght more wbout te and trousers thay town bi Well, you sey, bo ny dear friand; 60 yo him a little. -" Know one wot cuat son crete, well zh man by th Ot, 1 ing—"" read the lawyer, Athouxht it for the ‘own Coun uvineds.” Robins me apy BBOHt Of thought Light us one presents, Hold on chore,” anid bis cllent, interrupting: * that fan's riylt, se was, ‘Know ull mon: qroct= it? Dovsn't Take a pin of diftdronce,” replied the mun of ua ho rosimed the reudings “It ono the law, L womun hows it, ali men will know it,’ " During the oxamfantion of a wituoss ag to tho logulity uf the stairs Ino -houge, tha counsel avkod bio Which way did the etalra run?” The witness, wl by the way, Wada tuted: Witity 'C= plied that “one way thoy ran up, but the other way thoy run down.’ The, loarned counsel winked both oyes, and than took. iouk at tha ceiling. A marricd gentleman, overy fathor of his wife, time , complained, ta. him: bo met tho of tho tomper aud diaposition ar bis daughtur,-.Attast, upon one ooundion, the old yontiemun bopominy: woury of the wrumbl tuy. of big son-in-law, ox- claimed: © You are rixbt, Bhe fe un impotuons dude, and {fLheur auy more compluints 1 will disinberit hor, complaints, ete '+ you make mo: think," John’, William: "Tho husband mude no: moro nid dropping upon a sols: bestdo a protty wink - las! Sunday evento, thynie’ grows, hy nyt “of a bank whervaw? the wild “Do TY! she murmuredy tit 1 F a so pice! but that Is pu's stop in the ball, anduoe luag you van drop out of foro | vouse speal Urne with him, my own, fol Hila desoont wae rapid, +: ig 1a Kings you'll by frout. window bos ave. litte wi he loves you. ws ~ w Bir," anid w fioroo tawyér to a ‘witnoss,: ou, OO your solomn: hor you? uandwelttaa! ould rep ing “ “Tow flagrant it | sniffed tho udor of v. ¥oa, alr, L aa © Doos it outh, _ Mt rer think 3% trvsomble you tf rable. +6 don't,” "Do you ur fandwrininey declare “unatt his think not,” was tho your :-handwrite You take your sulown outh that Wmulo yours In Now how- n't, and, nOvor: co a élnglo do you td anid Dra, Mixer, ax sho battle of damatcn Bingo “Ttians pleavant. to the oil faotorive is wariing to the diagram, and so uccelerating to the vistern that it: makes onu forget atl i§ that people tuke fu M7 ‘should have « phicg Ip avory li je Bro wubjoct ty bur jus; bogides, w anoon! where ike molud uu who tun down II ri paln, ie so sulutel- ris koa boot atthe bool i walkiny, one tevls Hke 4 uow orcuture,’ A country clorzyman, who on Butidays wae more indebtod tort te waatniootbe th to bis tnemory, callod at a cuttugo whl A pious pdorishloncr, was en prophecies nguires juore' olutua 1 th URtY? it ruphao: rustley Ee if road tuading a prophecy prophesyn igged fs taleett oo Bundi: of 10 Isalah.* ** Woe & Vial »} doubt you are only reads “Wool,” uryad lug & sermon tho religious y if ue bs preucain — “Phroe Shephords to One Block. i Newbern (N.C) Ni colured proach lowever, 4 tov, Just, we Ci lo Ao ry bal utenall,, ‘ ure tiling a pulpit Lx ace olaiuiing “tue ry wood tin spite of nll odd: wae tuken up, the mone, ag beld big, Us ing placed Bis valley, whieh ae luside tuo pulp. While he wae uddressiy; wa removed and (ho congrezution the valle the munoy. taken from it, whereupon bu bas bad tho author two ministers citud to appoat for farceny, warrant w copyreyation. inst him fos while they yor out a lsturblng 8 scligious don't for $3 or legs." + : ' iia “little Hanna stump-mlll COLORADO. From Chicago to St.. Elmo=Pus eblo, Canyon City, Sile ver Cliff. Tho Silver Oliff- Company's New Stamp-Mili—Plata Verde : Mino, Bull Domtngo—Tho Dursen Smelter— Mines, in tho Chalk Creek Valley. " _ Bpectat Corrtapnndence of The Chicago Tribune, Sr. Enswau, Colorady, dine 20,—Pucblo, the terminus In Colorado of the Atchison, ‘Toveka & Santa Fé Rallrond, Is experiencing fn great boom. . It has about 6,000 Inhabitants, ig the seatof tho great Smelting Works of Mather & Gelst; alse of tho fmmense Culo- rado Steel Works, to cost, when completed, about $2,000,000, It has good schools and poor hotels, and fs probably tha best plave In the State for a hotel! enterprise, Its low altt- tude, dry atmosphere, and warm cliniate make It the haven of conkumptives and those nOlleted ‘with catarrhal affections, E,. E, Ryan, of Hyde. Park, has made Pueblo hts home for about two years, with benefit to hls health, : At South Pueblo—there are two Puablos, with post-offices not a mile apart—we take tho Denver & Rilo Grande Railroad, narrow gauge, for CANYON CITY, forty-fivefiniles west, at tho very foot of the Rockies.: ‘She town fy beautifully situated, has some nlce, comfortable brick residences, a good hotel, about 2,000 Inhabitants, most of whom cnme to the State invalids. Untike Pueblo, it has many shade-trees, and irrigat- ing strerms.rui on each side of every street. ‘The State Penltentlary fs located here, and. the business of the town seems to continue prosperous, notwithstanding predictions to the contrary when the rallrond showkl’ pass on through, ‘Considerable wholesaly busl- nessigy dong here ta the grocery and pro- vision line, At Cufion we changed cars for Silver Cif, thirty mites south, ‘This branch of the Den- veraG Rio Grande runs up through Grape Creek Cufion, one of the grandest und most: romsntic in the State, SILVER CLIFF, the third elty in the State, {s inuch improved - since L saw ita year nga. Substantial bricle buildings have gone ups and the water: works are coupleted and In operation, ‘The mines have generally Improved with development, ‘There are {inmense bodies of yury lows! ore—too low a grade to pay to ship or sell—in most of the mines, THE SILVER CLIFF COMPANY'S NEW STAMIN mada by Fraser, & Chalmers, Chicngo, is treating 120 tonsof ore per day, or three tous to the at atan expense,'so suid, of fine ing aud mil) lta of Jess than $4 per ton. it is cluitned that $0 per cent of tha silver ts saved; and that the clear profit to the cam- pany, ineludlog stoppages, wear and tear and repairs, $s $82,000 per month, Thelr old mill, saine number of stamps, forty, wold treat not more than sixty tons, and was more expensive to run, as all the ore had tobe kiln- ried, It was bullt by Morey & Sperry, New York, and igidle. It will probably be eon- verted into the wet process, saniv as the new, ae very fine, substantially-bullt mill of 3 : rear PLATA VERDE MINING COMPANY, at the fout of Round Mountain, on the dr plain, hos: been idle: fur: a inonth. It fs ehulined that the mill worked about 1,000 tons of the Plata Verde ore, ‘and then shut down, claiming that the mil would not do hat the builders guaranteed. a former foreman thformed mo’ that the ore assuyed Jess than five ounces, nnd thatthe mull saved fess than AOper cent, or about to ounces of silver, 7 = Comnstacie, of the On the contrary, Prof. Silver CHIT Guzelte, informed iny that he had the rock in suveral Diasted off portions of, pis es on Kound Mountain, where ‘it had een exposed to atmospherle changes for ages, and everywhere lé found the rock enr- rylng about fifteen ontices of silver to the ton, He also said that’ the Superintendent of the Pita Verde iil)! had ‘informed hin that tho ure assayed a; little less than tive ounces, but more than four ounces, Prof, Stoekinan, a inan of very, Iarge ex- perience, informed -me: that he had had ne- vess to the books of the company, and that tho ore raw much higher than tive ounces: that, tn all: probabliity,’s fow sen who had advanced what money, was put into the mill watt ‘ BUY THE WHOLE, Propenty Font ANOUT $250,000, 5 would remodel the mill at an expense of about $20,000, nud have a fine paying prop- arly, ’ Tienrd astory In Chieago, that Dr. Mun- son, the first Superintendent,—the company has had three within x ycary—was asked by a Now York party whether the wholu body of the ore wotlk avorage fifteen ounces, Ie answered he did notshink it would. Ie was asked whether it would. ran twelye,—ton— olght—slx. Te sald, Wall, ttintkht run the latter, ‘hig whole mountaln’ belny 0 track- Ite free-milling ore, all fooking’ nearly allke, and atte fram two otnees to 2,000 ounces, mmakey it ditlicnlt to determine whether such a tine will pay or no! 2 : ‘The preponderance of evidence scems to show tliat the chloride bolt will a IMMENSELY VALUANLE, wills -as the Silver CIs, but larger.;. This oro 1s clulmed.to ba worked by this. mill now. for nbout $3 per ton, and enn, With: 100-stansp: mills, bu mlaed and willed on Grape Crovk, <is algo {dle, ‘The Chambers ameter, owned by Chicago partles, Is running, Nor this ainalter, about six miles north of Sliver GI, sumo rich mines have beun tilscoverotl, carrying, a luree per cent of nickel, rl Jadviso albany lends to got rid of.thoir nickels; for, “after” these’ mines commence producing, ‘Mokols WII not be worth mora than coppers, With the nickel Is found cobult,. and several -Of; the rare metals, some worth several tues ag much aa gold, So TNE GREAT BULL DOMINGO MINE downto the 300-feet luvel. - When openod Rt tho top the pre body was about WO feat wido'and over 200 feet Jong, and conslsted of one solid mass of gulenn and bowlders,-—tho fialgpe fill the entire space betweon the owlders, su tliat the minu luoked Hke 1 solid tiass of metal, > At the lower depths the body arrows aud lengthens in the direction of the Bassick; the gateun is partially replaced with alrt, and the bowlders are coated with a richor material, a in the Bassick, Constd- erably. pleces, of tellurinn gold ere have been found, ‘This rich imine: has spent its entire product, and about $75,000 besides, in. improvements.and duyalopnient, Hence no dividends, and the stock iy 32,25, or $150,000 for the entire bEapOrtys whilo’ tha Basafek, with one $24,000 dividend, paid about six months ago, is selling at mbout $1,200,000, ‘The pilver Clit Company's propoity 14 val- nell about the same as the Bnssick, Avownl Rosita, whoro searly all aro fissure, velus, there are probably twanly rich prop. ertics that will sume day become linge i ducers, But the richest mines cun hard Wy becom prolitabla without considerable capf. tals hence the yatuably alning enertlens of Colovady are fast gomg tuto dhe “hands of companies era: aes MAVING OAVITAL TO WORK THIS, And now. 1s probably” the “most tnvorablo. thne tor companivs to get good properties At Tow figures, ‘The nature of the inlaes Is bo ter understood, and the prospector has hold jis clahin sa tong that his: teat enthuslasia has worn off, quid the reulitles of unger and want have so pressed him that he valued ready cash mote highly than bonanzng that Drliug Hilt nelther bread nor meat, . Cho Bas slek Aline was ubaudgued. oe Toe ties. One-fourth of the CUE Slnw was urxed volt WwW ay Allon & Co,, Clileayo, for about pree months, : ‘Before leaving. Silver Cl Linust spoak of THE DUNYEA SMELTEL, now, bulldtng, there, It consists of a omy furnace or ireplace for wood or soft com, with a hollow cylinder, about thirty feet Jong, Hned with frecluy, and suspended fio slanting position, so that crushed ure pyured In at tho wpper end, by revulying the byitnder, wilt gradually rol{ down to the end hi proximity to the fire, where a stroug spray of petroluuin ts thrawn, which vaporizes the suld, silver, feat, antimony, aud other motuls, tig sald pho.antiwony vaporizes alinust 1 soon as the ore staris in the vylinder, the load about one-third the hig own, the silver hear tho lower end, an a. old In the petroleumn-faue at abuut 6,000: degrees Fah, A jotof sult ly lcton freomiling gold ures. cdaynder, The gold In aulphuret ores vaporizes at less than 0.000 without salt, The upper end oof this eylinder) opens into nt brick builtting partitioned off Inte long, narrow eliambera, all cemented and filled with sprays of Balt water, which condense the tnetal-vapors, which are precipitated In the shnpe of snits and oxide upon the floor, ‘They are then gathered up and melted, or sent to the refiners. where the different met- 15 are Separated or refined. It Is claimed that by this prucest more tian 0 percent of Ail the metals cun, be saved, at an expense of Jess thay 83 per tons that a $20,000 smelter will work 100 tons” por: days that such siielter lias successfully operated; and that die only part of the: process which: inay bo regarded ns an experiment is that which ree Jntes to tha umount of room necessary’ fur proper condensation, ‘This furnace, or sielter, Is protuised to be in operation by the ist of Auaust, or sooner, From Silver Clift 1 came to this valley, . CHALK cute ahout forty miles south of Leadyilte, by wa: of the Denver & Itio Grande Rultroal. Where ayear, when [ first came here, there was nothing but a fack-trall, now ara nico vil- Jages; thie toll-ronds, two and three cents a inile toll; and the el puting by hearty aviary taut. Twill only eny, now that the mines in this mineral bell, ten tnites wide and Lwenty miles long, have tn provetl Tonareauly during the winter and spring; and several prospects which I knew of, that could have been bought Jast fall for from $2,000 ta 35,000 each, coult not be bought now for ten times the money: ‘This inlalng district 3 in what fs belleved to be a bernanent boom, Riciwtanp M. Jonson, JOHN BULL SCARED. The Submarine Tunnel 2 Means of Invasion. London Times, June 3. We hear once again of the scheme for the construction of naubinaring tunnel between the English and the French shores. Shafts have been sunk off the English and French Shores, and ‘they hava cncountered on both shies of the Channel whnt appears to bea solld uniform stratum of chalk, impervious towater. If there ty no “fault” anywhere {i this, the question of driving « gallery through {ts whole length becomes one of tine and expense. “From one of tho shafts onthe English side a gallery some 800 or 000 yards in Jength and seven feet in dinmeter has already been driven. ‘This is to be con- tinued for a mile, and a corresponding plece of work 1s to be done from the French side. If no obstruction is met on elther side, §E the chalk stratum continues solid and un- broken, the probability Is that the sane yeo~ logien! character.will_ be found to exist dure jos tho remaining miles. When this point, herefore, has been reached, when the first inlle of gallery has been completed from the two extremes on either const, tha rest of the undertaling may be pushed on with ao good prospect of success, In Slr Edward Watkin's opinion, five years will be enough for the completion of the whole thing. The necessary finds are to be found by a special eampnny, workuyg in treaty with the South- eastern Railway, and subinitting to its con- trol and supervislon. For the mechanical part of'the work uspeclal machine has been uvented and has wivult satisfactory results, aA gallery ten miles in length Is to be driven’ from the English side and is te be thet hulGway weross by & cor- responding gallery ‘from the French side.’ ‘The junction’ of the two galleries will be the Junction of England and France, ‘The narrow seis will be no donger ant obsta- to i free uninterrupted communication 1 the two coustries, England will be Unked on to the Continent, and the Journey between London and Paris, or Lone don and any other Continental city, will be shortened und slinplitied for. all purposes, The traveler who takes his seat at Charln; Cross will be put down at the Gare di Nord, or at any other inore distant point he pleases, The whole wiestion nbout the tunnel, as Str Edward Watkin views It, cat be divided into ‘twe parts, Cun tha thing be done, and, if 80, can it bo done within u reasonable thne? ‘The answer be finds is satisfactory on both points; sud he proceeds necordlugly to the tinanelal side of tho business, and dwells coiplacently on the tratiic profits of the Southenstert: Raitway ag they are likely to be alfected by the enterprise, ‘But thera are other interests to be consid- ered. ‘The advantages Sir Edward Watkin offers have an obvious and essential draw- back. His new high road from England to France will admit of belmz traversed In both directions and for purposes of which he tells us nothing, tis new path. for commerce and for peaceful tray will bo. open in tho event of war, ‘Tha. con- thigency nmiay be likely or unilkely, but it 1s not one which we cun disregard, Let us make every concession which Sir Edward Watkin asks. Let us suppose tho thing done which he contemplates as possible to ba donc. Let the passuge between England aud Franco be wade and so ventilated—a point, by-the-py, on Which he Is slent—that tt can bo used without. suffoention by | the way, Shall we be a3 well off and ‘a3 site with it as we ow are without It? Will it be possivlo for us sv to guard the English end ot the passage that can never fall Into any other hands than ourown ? ‘Shis \s nn important question, ‘Phe first thing that will occur te any intlitary nian fs, thata force of sone thousands of men se eretly concentrated Ina Channel. port and suddenly huided’on the coast of Kent) might selze the English end of the. tunnel, might entrench itself there, and might’ holtl pos- svssion of it fora time, A few hours might bo enough; 8 few days certaluly would, ‘The tunnel, with both ‘ends ti hostile Nands, would be a sifu passage ready mudy. for to Men and waterlal could be sent over by it. ‘Tho force whieh hud posseasion ot aur end might be joined speedily enough by the whole disposable army from the oppa- sicshore, dn four and twenty hours itinight be very largely yeluforced. “In three days? time it would have swelled to numbers, very far in. excess of our own, util then fut sto our cust what was meant by getting ri of the narrow seas and joluing: Bngland on to the Continent. Avan iuprove- ment in locomotion, and as a rellef te the tender ‘stomachs of passengers who dread suasickness, Wie design is excellent; but from: iational pufat of view it must not the luss be reeelved with cautlon, We hope that: wo, shall maintain relations of amity with our Continental neighbors, and_espe- chilly, swith, our -neurest wel tibor,. But tt would be absurd to assime that these rela, tions must always remain unrutted, From thu hour of the gomopletion of such a work there would be a ‘continual talk about inva. sion, At present our maritima. supremacy nllows us, on tho whole, to feel safe against attack. ‘hore have been occasional panies even go, 1n 1858 the Emperor Napoleon was aiid to be the only nan in Franea who was opposed to un: fuyasion of Engiand, ‘Pho thing was freely talked abouton both sides of Wa Channel, aud for some thme numbers ‘of people fancied that It would be under- tuken, It would have beon no cusy task to bring over tho necessary number. of troops, witt cavalry and artillery, and with th heavy furniture of war uty: ensy or cult, the prospect that Itmight bo tried was felt not to be» pleasant one, Wow would it have buen if tho main ditleulty had buen re- moved, If thore had been then in existence the short easy cut which Sir Edward Wate kin ts vrowusiing to imnke? Englishmen would certuinly have slept none tho more quiotly for a Knowledge of the submarive road, and of the visitors who milght wt any moweant be expected by ft, Et Is mura thin questionable whether We ought now to put ourselves Into a position of disadvan: tage. from whieh we have hayplly been exept, Nature is on our.shle at presont, and she will continue su if we will only sutfer hes” ‘The silver streak ia our safety, ‘To get rid of it and thereby to Hule England on gs partof the syston of Cantl nental nations would bo to confer a benelit, perhaps, butata cost Iniluitly greater than (Pent bo Worth. At Sir Exar Wath tunnel is over tintshed, and tong befure the Southeastern shurvhollers fave began to reap the wollen harvest tls to bring thon, wo shall feat from: wore quarters than one of the uses lo which thy: tunnul can by pit. A design for the invasion of England aud’ fea pian of the coumpalen Will be ule ects ont Which every caded In a Geringn iuill- ney aehool will vf Tavited. to display lis powers, - Wo stil de which ° posseaston * 1 the English ond ha tunnels the exact niinber of. hours: for whieh: ft mnugt be buld: before rolnforeuinunts can be gent over fn suillelent numbers to effect 9 permanent todgments: the direction which the invading ary Js then to takes the further obstacles it will have tu encounter, und how yare severally to bo wvercome, “All this will be no: pleasant hearkug for any of ux. If we disitke tho fitew of bt we tind better think twice before wo offer ourselves as the subject of ft. Curtnin lt Is that if we are over engaged Ing ConUuontal war the Channel tunnel will bo the weak point in our de tenses. At Che most distant prospect of 0 tho vagy with by) obtained of war, the first thing proposed as a precautions Ulizing lucomotive govs ary measure will be to block the tunnel, and to’ render {t useless at least for the time. Many will declare, with somo plausibility, that this precaution Is not enowal, and that |. it fs absolutely necessary to floott Aftc sail, what Is to ba setoff for theatarms the tunnel inust bring upon us? ‘The, Joure ney from London to Paris is to be shortened and made more comfortable, We ndinit tha udvantage, but it can be obtained at muels Jess cont. . If tho French would do as much for Calais as we have done for Dover, If they would ake a proper port of It, accessible at all tides to large vessels,-the means of come munication between the two countries would be quite as easy ns wo wish them cat tener of the classy which rund between Dublin and Holytead would make tho pas- sage from Dover to Calais fn little more than an hour; she would be steady {nall weather, and regular to her tinte nt all states of the tide, If porsons are not contented with this, If they must have the tunnel, and. nothing but the tunnel, we inust bear In mind the ree at whieh the wilt can be satistied, la not Sir Edward Watkin and, the South- enstern shareholders who haye thounly right toa volce here. ; — THE MAIDEN FACE, For The Chteago Tribune. There ts x face, a maiden face, in holy batoframed, * ‘That bath on Sem'ry’s watl a glace By othor thoughts unclaimed. Ani when tho shaded, too often mina, Thre to sow Sone fie ev wire to Vi ine Which banishea thow ally .* Bo, when the sunlight of Success ete Hite inapirln) ate 7 uae features, wreathed in bappine: ‘To nobler alins impel, seis Thore fs no alot, howover high, No bopy, howevor fulr, : But turns my henrt Cuil tenderly, To placo its bomnaye there, Ah, face so fond, 80 ahrange that bo, Thy charm I can but felt More sweet than hope of Heaven to mo To know that thou art rent] A. Osuonnr. Minzrau Porxt, Wis, —————_—__—_ Called ier Pune, ~ Bt, Louls Gtole- Democrat. Yostorday wasn gala day in tho Recorder's fice, Cuuple after couple, from all portions of the West, serenely faced tho handsome cleric who bus beeu assigned to tho Marringe License Bureau, and guifered tho necvssary Inquisition. avout Jo'clock In the afternoon a young work- y mo, with overalls, checked shirt, and siouchad hat, sidied up tun Deputy Rocorder.and confi- dent! ie wpereds is this: whero o fellar gets his marryin’ . papers “nts a tha piace,” replied the clerk, Weil, I want some papers.” fi All right, ir: where's tho lady?" Lindy) What lady?” ‘Why, tho young Woman you intond to mar- ty.’ . “Oh! abo'a at home, of course.” “Well, we can't issue a Heense without cere tain inforination abuut tho Indy." “ Tean toll you all about ber, What do you want to know?’? . Jier namo, age, residence, and such like ucts; and [ presume you can’t answer ull the questions.” murmured the clerk; / “ghe told me sho was just 19 years old.” * Then Dl wager she i920. What artless fono- Benes (HO clerk whlsperud. “ What is her ticat ut “ f was trying to think. ‘ “du tho meantime, what Is bor Inst name?” “tdon’t exactly romomber that, elther, In fact, Idon't think Laver heard {t, But T sup: pose that It's of nv consequence,” “Good heavens, maol What on earth do you call her; “ Well, Ccalts hor Puss: but’ I novor thought tonsk If that was her real nome.” There was an audible anicker throughont tho Recorder's office, and the candidate wus advised i bring in bls engaged purtuer for further pare joulurs. —— 1 y NEURALGIA, SCIATICA, LUMBAGO, BACKACHE, Gounr, SORENESS orzaa CHEST, 8 SORE THROAT, . QUINSY, SWELLINGS # FROSTED FEET ann EARS, H Geeral Bodily Pin, § TOOTH, EAR ano HEADACHE, an ALL OTHER PAINS ACHES, ation ou earth equals 87. Jaonas Olt as a a4 (rug and curse Es dy A ria a ee sneering with pela ean Gare eLexp ead posive poster eas. YIBECTIONS 1M RLRVER LAKQUAUES, SOLB.BY ALL ORCODISTS AND DEALERS 18 BAEDICINE, A. 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