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12 TIIE CIICAGO THE HOME. Mr. Hall Says Something About the Nobility of Labor, . One Woman's Lite nud Sorrow Doscribod by Her Friend. Polly Phemus Contributes Something Sparkling About Bach- olor: The Advantages of Educating Children in the Famlly Circle, Misoollancous Oontributions on Varions Topies of Interest, g PERSEPIIONE, Tor The Chicags Trilsine, « — and poppled bialr of gold Pareeplions.” £bo bont (o pluck i rara narclasua budy, With acarlet smiling 1ps and sunny oyes. The mendows wero n nass of perfumed bloom, And Oceanug’ daughters filled the alr With fnughter £illlng to the violet skies. Mhe ben! to pluck tho blaseom, frall nnd rare, Tier tender faco drooped emsling down and awoet; When all tho enrth brnke *neath her frighted feet, And Piuto rose from depths of horrld gloom, His horses snorting with their eyes nginre, And clasped her elosely in his huted arms And bore her, struggling, downward to thetomb O'cr which he relgned, the inferanl god of Hell. Nor hesded he tho stur-white hands she threw roRd, Ih the wild tremor of despaics Tho tenrs that duwnward streamed from eyes of Aue, Ani quivering of the slender panting form, “Aund eries that "senped her in lier leree nlarms, And sl the mad revolt thut sticred her biood, Rut Plito smiled with oyes of hurld stori, Binding hor 11 potent Tnnuunrous spelly en Jiissed the silent ips that trembied 8o With burnime kisses o'er, and o'cr, and o'cf #moothing tho tungled yetlow hnir that fell Ta eweet disorder "round her miik-white bronsty Pomegranate-drugged her nto dreams of rost, And ail tho enrth grew dark and wtill with fear, T'ho birooks ran dry, and nl the fields wore sero, 4nd erfes of Demeter v thro' the workl. FAXNY DIISCOLL, THE LETTER-BOX. There are letters, papers, and postal-cards at this olflee for the persons whose names ap- pear bolow. ‘These livimge ont of the city should send thelr address and n three-cent atomp, upon recelpt of which thetr mnil will Ve forwarded. Residents of Chieago ean ab- taln their wail by ealling at Room 8 Trip- E Building: idaio, &louee Wordsworth, Onn of the Trio, Curlotta Perry. LEUGENE J. ITALL. VERGIN' INTO POETRY. T0 the Editor of The Chicage Tridune. Citcaco, Mareh 25.—~The individual with nothing to (o Is one of the most miserable of beings. No matter what his earthly posses- slons are, man_ cannot be contented without occupation. 110 was ereated to labor, and in this wide world he may always find a field In which to profitably cmploy the time and tal- ents with which Nature has generously dowed him, In worthy work hemay forget s disappolntnents, perplexities, and all the incidental annoyances and cares that are common to humanity. Labor kueps both mind and body In n sound and healthy condltion, It enables ono to manfutlly meet misfortunes, if by any nc- cident it befalls him. If n person has enough for himself and his tnmll‘y. let him toil further for the com- fort and hay lmhless of others on whom Fort- une has sinlled less kindly. The true way of esthnating n man’s use- fulness to the world, iahy cnrelulli' conslier- ing tho greatness nud goodness ot his actlons. Deeds, not words, indlente his intrinsic value to soclety, and tlio nobler his nehieve- ents are, the higher is the type of manhood to which he attains, The most useful man is he who is the groatest benefuctor to hils race; he who, “departing, leaves behind him” the recol- Tection of no ncts of mennness te tarnish his reputation aml fair nnme; he of whom the unfortunnta can sineerely siy: ¢ He atded us in our dls(r«-ssi he comforied us fn our slekness, and made our lives brighter and uurlllo,:n(-s happler by his presence in tho world.! it has been snld, that * words were the " children of the mind but actions tho sons of tha soul.” A man may be a great projector, an Industrlous dreamer,oran inveterate chat- terhoy, but e cannot firmly hold the respect and estecn of bis fellow-citlzens by words alone. Verboseness 1s tho ontgrowth of o mind that mnounts to nothing, “Actious de- termine the individunl value of n i, and, hike the Index of @ baok, point out what 15 most worthy of conslderation in him. Actlons are the result of carnestuess; they test the strength of the body, they develop the gowcr of the will, und thoy leave sonio visible evidence of their ex(stenco when :‘hey |u|u taithully and cousclontiously ver- armed. What 3 the mind and ‘what Is tho soul? Both are Intankible, i’ct distinctive and dis- shwllar, The mind [4 the creator of ldens, \ the soul the progenitor of subilne deeds, One is temporal, one is etornal. One mortal, one spiritual, Onuexpires with the fleeting spark of lite, the other lves forever in tha universe. ‘Thus, as the foul Is greater than the mind, s0 are ity works more permanent and enduring. As the hinuan soul is the bettoer part of the vital prinelple, so are nctions better than in- tentlons, fanelcs, nnd drea Use your hands, then, rather than waste your years %\\‘filln lllrumny indolenee and useless castle- ullding < ‘The greatness of o inun s in the grandeur of his works rather thun 1n the maguitudy of his uncompleted projects. 1t Is, then, no indication that aman I8 either very Industrlous or useful, becuuse hels o great talker, 1t1s not the wan who chatters the most tiat perforing the greatest nmount of useful labor, 1le wha, without stopning to waste words, sets himself resolutely and quletly to work at his dally duties and industrionsly attends to his own buslness, b luat the outset of his careor ever so huins ble, will succeed in life when nincty-ning out ot 100 fall who begin business nt the top of the stalrs, If, then, you have anything to do worthy of your talents and nbilliles, do 1t at onca rather than waste your time I toll- ingto athers, who have noreal interest in your affalrs, how and In what tiwnner you ary going to perform your undertuking, £ yau havo nothing to do, find something with which to ocenpy yourself at once, and do not be ashmuued 1o throw off your coat :ncll go to work likes manif occasion re- juires. It Is never too late te learn, It is nevertoo Iato to labor, In the school of life, all are gfllls, and each day brings to almost every dy some new experlence or opportunity, Man 1s setdom too old for intellects ual improvement, and never g0 good hat he 18 Incapable of belng mnde better, It 14 related of Dy, Franklin that ho dld not commencs his phitosophleal studies until by wag nunllr 50 chm of uge, and that his most remarkable discoverles were theaesults of hard study and patient lubor conductod at an age when most nen cousider thut they have outgrown their nsefulness, Upou the shore of life wo stand, And wutet tho hours fust glidy away, Beacath the touch of Thne's stern hand Artslowly crumbles to deeny, How short our duya, bow few vilr yearal A littlo while ot Tiznt und gloow; We luugh witn Joy, wo wep with toars, tiends coializi ué to the Lob— © tuko'tho et ot g o Whilo merrily tho b'ncksmith sl 4 hammer on tho kuvil ring: e The mmuvks of hunest toil ho bear ‘The ciothos are sotled und putohed he woars, What though bis fuce with winul aud smoke Bo durkly stulned, bis soul Is froeq And, ut bld labor, stroko by stroke, 1o bammers out bis destiny, And mukes tho best of it ‘Tho sun-browned furmer wuldes his plow, Or swlngs hts peythe In mendows falr; The sweat §8 drippiug 1w bis brow,— stned with nes of care, Aud vet bencuth bis pluln uttire, A hoble beart beats true und 1&&:{:\1‘!\“3‘!::{{]?&] und tire v 10 Bl i from the storm. He makos the best of it. - 6 merchant In his count T o Faea S oiobim, arm, TRIBUNE: SATURDAY, MARCH 206, 1881—SIXTEEN PAGER S 8its brooding deepl r his acliemes, r toat in apeeulntive dreats, He i8 n mnn of waalth and powor, Far Fortimo fuvars hit ta-dayt A erash ity come at nny hour, Anilsweep his worklly galns awny, 1w mnkes tho best of it With pntient ’nll tho lawyer detves ‘Throukn tho dry valtimes on his sholvess Lwoks 11p his potuta in tho ltcpnrls}’ Mukes ont his bricle, nttends tho courts. Tie wine his tnrels at t And elivnts tome, 1 Hu guen to Cony And somethnos leay He mukes tho “'lllelms and plastors in his hand, At speetneles upon his ti Tho doctar eotmes, with vi An To cotufort ntl sur worldly woes, Tip it all hours, at night, add dity, To monnt hissteed Ald By nwny, 110 hurrles to the coth of pain— "Fhrough mud and dust, tiroigh snow and rain, Tlo makes tho beat of it. ils hienrt to fiod, his thoughits to may, The pastor g rrom day today; Tu bolilly preach the Christinn plin ‘bt MOrLEe Iy not go ustray, £ he but wotks with conselenen clear, With willing mind and retdy hands 3 c4t and Alneero. o b m nepr and far. « His roul muy reach the hottor land, 1le makes the best of it Tho dutly comas, too vain to toll, "Ta fargo the steel, or tll the suily “Poo lury, it Ie's Harvest-tiels, tFa veup o grudn bt lubos ylolds. He touks about witd 10u3 ping, And weds nn heires vold of brainsd iier fathor's huarded wealth he shivres; Tney live in style, and put on alre, Aud makn tho bust of it. An old mnld sits beslde the fire, And sees thu Inst talnt sparke expire, Tier beart §s eold, and iliies of owre Have marred et fentures, ance so fale, With liopeless henrt and anxions look, Sho longs 1o tind n tiestiing novk, enly suftors all are gons— Drentn on, old natd, nlone, dream on, And wake the best of it, A good wife in the kitchen stands, With Hour nid ple-erist on her hands; The flous nre serubbud, the tinwars bright, ‘The windows clean, the walls are white; Her heart Is lizht, her faee 18 swoot, Her eyes nee bright, hor house Is nont; Her dnughters, rosy-cheeked and fair, Are eariy taught to help bher thero— o make the best of it, 1n this grent worli, for good or il All lnwve a inisson to fuliil, I8 sork degernding? Nol 'I'nko hotd! e not hy vulgar pride eontrolled. T not ashamed of honost to), For Inhor bees nwny the gpoll. Toll an, with willing haud wnd brain, Nor waste God's fleeting yeurs In vain, 0 1inko tho best ot 1tl vaeNEe J. HALL. ONE WOMAN’S LIFE, TOW 1T WENT OUT To the Editer of The Chicago Tribuna , 1k, March 15— Died, at her home, Mrs. , aged S7 yenrs and 4 wonths, “The decensed had Jived here with her husband, who is one of our business-men, fora number of years, and was much re- speeted and beloved by nll who knew her. She was a fatthful and devoted wife, n kil and aifectionats niother, and n much re- speeted and Joved nelghbor. She leaves n Tinsband, seven children, and many frionds 10 mourn her untimely death,” “The above 1 tnke from a papergvhich L have just recelved from ny old Wconsin home, and the Jady in question was one of iy elderly friends, and, a8 I was an inmnto of her house for n thne, { becwne somewhat requainted with her domestic lite, Pussesseil, perhaps, of nd much power of obsorvation ny the mnjority of people at my age, she Wits to 1o an oblect of study, I re- marded her with_mingled curlosity, dmlrn- tion, and pity, She regavded me ns a gil, eareless and free from the trinls and respon- stbliities of n married woman’s Iife at least, and hoped that my life would never bo o par- nllel to hers, 13ut now she Is dead, poor, dear creaturol! Her book of life i3 closedl, and few, even her Insedinte friends, know the panxs of sor- row and regret which mark §ts pages of un- told nisery. She seldom told the secvets ot her heart, bat ever tried to conceal them, al- wiys appearing cheerful and econtented, though never gay, nnd many considered her yniet reserve and apparent contentmunt ay eviil of happiness, ) lenven, there was one who could offe though 1 have never * been iC] il din’t want to be. In bor girl there, Tood doys she was o pralrie dumsel, b4 father was u well-to-do farmer, and she wes light, merry, and handsome, and performed her tasks “with a smile and nnuu%. little drentning what a future was in stere for her when she was wooed and_won by the bright, Ikind-rearted, ambitions young mnn who i3 l'mw,u syldower " with soven children on his hands. 1low bright their futura scemed ! Sho with willing heart and hands, awd he strong, brave, snd manly. Her wildest dreams wore heing’ realized; but the wings of Time are swIft, and 1ittlo more than two years served Terto renlize that she was wafted intoa dif ent sphere, with a husband who borrowed much less anxlety about her welfare than torinerly. 1le had promizsed to love, honor, and ehetish her, but his love was of a differ- ent nature than she exnected, ‘Tlinepussed ons troubles multiplied and family iherensod; still shio toilad on from o 1 nizht without a murmur.—~no long- er singing, for she had not the lieart 1o sing: no longer rosy and riddy, for lier, roses hn long sinee fuded nnd sho was but o mere shadow of her onee beautiful self, poor, pale, and weak; still there wero traces of pesonal heauty remaining, and her face was an fudex to i tiue, pure, nud noble heart, 1ler ones aereenblo mid congental (2) woo- er was transformed into n sort of statue, - wovable, aud apparently speechless, cxccluc when oceasion uctunlly demanded that he ahonld speaks than his words were fow, mud ho was as utterly unconscious of the factthag iy other person in i houschold had thoughts and feelings, appirently, as n mum- my. Llis wife labored, eudured, and hoped. 1er life-light ind been burning dim, hut he did not notleo 1ty she wis his and he demanded her to do her duty, but that light 1s oxtinguished, and If thot vague, hoped-for phee, Heaven, doth exist sho s there, Isthis the_only ensoof the kind that was ever known? LT it be, botter that it were left in secret, nudall thought of It hurled In oblivion, with the hopo that there will never De another such, ‘There are, liowever, many stich; forswe see them about us, Only sume women have the constitution to sustain such trinls, nnd others the wickedness, 8o they do end so sadly. Some mln was giving rea- sobs for girls IIVing 10 be old malds (in Ty ‘IrinesE) several weeks ago. 18 1t any woi- der that some of them shndder and shrlnk from the mutrimonial noose as they would from n nooss suspended from the gallows? One looks like immedinto esecution, und the other—we )mnll{ know what—something hnzardous at best, . POLLY PHEMUS, REVERIES 0F A BACHELOW, T the Lidttor of The Chicago Tribune, Cnicago, Mareh 10.—There are, I have goud Tenson to Suppose, many plonsant fancies that engmgu the attentlon of the averngo old buchielor, In his dreums, It he would ouly be honest enough to ndmit ft, visions of falr women como and go, muking I3 antlque breast sche likea sonsitive tooth or n compressed corn, Forms and faces de- light Wi, luvely Nps arepontingly presented to his taste, ha reachies out his withered arms 1o elusely elasp his fdeal in an cestatie e- brace, ke chivalrle Ben L elutehing -at Ar, Mubione’s Bunrbonisi, only to tind that tho substance Is not there, Lvery old bachelor hes an ldeal, and the oler and uglier he grows the niore perfect aml beautiful she must be. A mindstering angel, g0 Lo speaks, who will have a tender consideration for nis jufirmitles, Sho must he kind, gentle, and loving, with eheeks like cherries, that e tmay tasto us he would lx hls fangs Into the pluwp red side of fuscious peach, Her voles must bo sweot and wnsiend, her form lke the Phryne of Praxteles, and her carrlage graceful ns the movenents of a ballet-dancer; in short, she Juiist bu perfectly nwiully lovely. Tableau first—The llgfit gleams through the stalned windows ot a chureh in - rays of crimson, blu, uid gold; the broud Gothic arches resound with the joyous.peal of the Weddiine Maveh that conies from the grent organ lofyto the left of the altar, Bhe iy with him there, e feols her arm trembling “ buti biis bony tHpper wd his heart beating o Hull woon i New Enilad - barn-tloor, sluwly walk alowg the broad alsle to- guthier, lmh buwlldered by the coufused whisperlugs of bundreds of frlends ad spectators, Mer white brow s wrenthe with orauge blossoms and the snowy folds of her bridal vell fall over her falr shoulders and droap tn graceful entves over her flow e satin rafn, e sees tho giad flash of joy and happlness upon ier young faen ns hee swoet 1ips utter the solenn words that make her his fureve s eyed veturn tho look of Tave aned confldenes whe gives b, ol oy angrestive of the gaze of W geoedy plekerol contemplating nsmall minnow thnt it Is nbout to devour. f4 at that memovahle woment that he actually belteves tint the ehief obfeets to attain fu o nre G Hve nit be lovedd. Tabloau Seeond—A howe fiveside, 1y his easy nrm-ehalr sita - bappy Wifo and fond wother. ‘Iho Inugh of gay chiliven pladl- dens Bls heart, Chey elimber avout his chair, ollmb wpon hils “knees, their cherub takus ofl thelr fees nre upturned to his, e Iittle stoeki n{:s pags with thelr little pink toes, and assista T undressing and puiting thent to bed, and after they ary gone to sleep he wateles the wife while' her busy fingers menu tho torn frocks and trowsers, ‘The freshness of ler fice 1s fading slowly away, and there aro fite Tines of caro that” furrow her faly foreherd, but as thelr eyes meet the oltl Yook of confidence remain, "o rlses al- wost Involuntarlly from his chalr, atd softly approaching, ho stoops down and kisses e, fesling and bellving that his oo 18 the ddearest spot on earth, s his wife the love- Hest matron in the world, Fablean (hird—Two smnll graves in the villags chnrehyard. There were two it voleey that have heen stilled foreyer, Thern were brizht eyes that have been darkened by death ns »lwrm—clmuls blx\akup thostars of an 1 sy tblean fourth—She has vanished forever away, e ks an old mon with dim oyes and fulling sonses, ‘Thelr loving childrén have growh L manhood and wownnhoord and ane other generation of little ones pe thetn- selves tipott s yenerable knevs, pull his vett- ernble nose, nid hide his spectaeles “Publoau fifth—Fle wwakens fro lila dream. The furms und faces of bis faney fade m\'n{. 11e Is bagk D the hall bedroom of 0 Wabash pyenue boarding-house. 1o kieks off hls sll‘mnrw n dissnat, (Phey were mada by wn oltl sweetheart of his, now married to”an- other man). 1 throws aside hils faded old sotled dresstug-gown, distobes and erawls fnto his fonely bed, and setlles down lo ve- {'mn', ane of the most wwiully uncomfortable elngs in the world, Isn't it sad ? Puesus. oL, TIIE CHILDREN TEACHING THEM AT 1OME, Ta the Edttor of The Clfcago Tribuna Fvasstoy, 1L, March 29.—Fivst. Bo pa- tient. Second. Bu patient. ‘Third. Ho pa- tient! In short, don't try to leach your childron yoursoll unless you can be patient, otherwise you will surely fall. It will bo slow work,—perhaps *harst work, but 1t will certalnly pay you. Try it Surely n mothdr, with an ordinarily good edueation,—with all a mothor’s love and per- sounl nterest in hor ehild, can better direct the studics of his enrly years than a hired teacher to whom that ehild Is only a unit in o perploxing problem, by the solving of which she enrus hee datty bread | Lam not hrdavor of entiro home educatlon, for L think great henefit is recelved from con- taet with tho varled minds and dispositions to be found In every sehool. The spirit of emulation which prevalis In sehoals 1s also 1 zood thing to n certaiu extent. Then, ton, it you entlrely exdlude. your ehild from atl temptation—from every -bad Influence, how can you expeet i to bo prepared for life's areat temutations ? to battlo with its evils ? But, Lwould tirst buitd a firm foundation of trith and good prineiples I my ehlld’s mind and heart, that when the temptations of sehoul-life come to him vil toses tho eviland shun it, oy hilm learn at homo and -under home enees to know .that which 1s richt and wiul noblo and teue, The longer and ond, hetter start 1 boy has “in tho strabzht and nirrow path ” the more llkkely he 13 to coutinue thereln, ‘There fs much 1o habit, and goot nabits take finn hold na wall as bad ones. "Thien, too, o feeble child needs more play, and exeretse, and fresh air than he cun get 1t Do nttends & reganlar school, A fow of the carly mornine hours spent in study and reel- tatlons to mAuma leave him free to rum, and grow, and to study the grent *book of Nat- ure” il the rest of the day, Amd you wiil find nis i works niuch better, nnd his memory grows much stronger under this lr‘mfimum than under ordinary school dis- cipline, L‘uw. a3 to what ho shall study it Is aif- cult to lu}r down rules, us 0o two ehildren are at all nlike,—anothoer argument for homy tepehing, The kindergarton system offers snmo won- dertu) advantages for tho Iustruction of vest- less little ones who are *slow to learn.!” In fact, If you must send your tiny bits of hu- ity to nny school, choose n kindergari ‘Iliere ure miny wuys of muking w study teresting; for Instance, geography may be wnde fusclnnting by Interspersing Lits of his- ory with the dadly recltations; by studying I zlobe; by map-drawing, cte, possible: by Teach mllnsn;‘nh Y 08 enrly ay means of 1tn child s taughit to'use his cyes, and to ask ond understand the reason why. ‘There 15 an escellent work, & sort of primer of philosophy, —which is very slmple and yery interesting, by Martindale, which we have foutd of groat use in our home. Papn tries the virlous ox- perlments In the evening, or, which s but- ter still, he shows the boys how to try thom for themselves, 13e sure the children une derataid ench subject as you go on. Do nut hurey them. Give short lessons, but require encliond to be thorouzhly learned. Review often, for littlo ones torget very onsll{. Bo systematie, and regular uy to honrs, If the Iessons ave made knteresting you will seldom hiave to contend with any grombling or fret- ting, FProvide your children with good, in- teresting books and mngazines to read; and irely there I8 no lack of such at the present diy, for now the best talent inthe land s busy tn writing for the little ones, and tho re- sult iy books which ure fuscllmflng( aliks to old and young, and which are free from false ideas and false morulity, Speakmg of home teaching brings to my mind the lovely mothor ol w lovelv famil of seven or eight ehlldyen wheso home 18 in adistant elty,” She has taught them all, with a tttle hielp evenings from her husband, Ong son has thus been ‘nmmlrml for collego, where e now stands at the head of Jarge class, though lie Is 118 youngest mem- A taughter of 19 having gone far be- youl the * girl gruduates” anone her socle- ty friemls, now contfnues her studies from cholee, Tuvimg nindertaken a regular course of resdlig,—and yet sho 1 not o bitof a “hlne-stooking.” “Fho others are younger, and are pursing their studies i the same happy way, and_the mother is well, brizht, and twlee'ns happy as thesa who delegate tholr pleastnt duty to others, Yet she finds thne o ottend’ to ehureh duties and all reasonable claling of soclety; sews, and rewds thy v buoks, fneluding several re- views, Do you think her a remurkable el ueter ? Porhaps so, Certaln It i3 her ohll- dven und her husband Idolize hor, - Would 1t nat bo worth while to try and bo a little s remarkabl teard of mmnnxfi your your little childien own'companions? "I'hls mothe tloned prefers to have ler daukhturs lenrn fron her lips many things which, in the telling, grow saersd, and whleh navor atvor- ;\‘ufi:lc’ will bo to them othier thau **pure and haoly, 1o you not think sha will have wird ¢ sun-ll)' and call her ble MISCELLANLOUS, TAKE THE WIDOWEIL To the Editor of The Chicaga Tribune, Mexico, Mo, March 2,—Though not n subseribor, I am n constant reader of ‘Tig ‘neNe, and have taken considerable In- terest fn tho discussions ot The Home, Cnn you grant wme tho faver of uskinga fow questions? | 1 have reached the mature age of 20; be- Tong to that sturdy, energetie, middlecluss of socloty, 'The queation of muintaining my- self, nequiving a substantial education, with a few accompllshwments, hag engrossed my thoughts for ten years prst, My present de- siro 18 for a howe of my own. It will fake long years of patlont 1ol to muke ong my- sebl: shall I doso? or ahall Linarry ¥ If 8o, who? But lot mo deseribe my sujtors, ‘Che first Is v gray-hatrod widower, 13 In com- fortable elrcumstances, has a pleasant cot- tge-home: hls only ehild fs warried amd settied In n home of fier own, Of course, on my part, It woull be w marrluge of conveni- epiee, though Lum confident I eonld uuke o pleasant howe for him, ‘The seennd las bevn a tramp, o drankard, but at present 15 4 lamperanes lecturer of soine influenee, 1 cannot help the fecling that some day he may return to his old lire and campanions, ‘Tho third,—a farm with all {ts attendant dutles rises beforo mo, The farmer i3 one of the best of en, but he has no awbitlon to ever be known beyoud the limited cirelo her ehildren will_* xull‘fsrn xl"& sacl. A, B in which, ho llves. ‘Fho thoughts of the ll‘mmlrum, monotony of such n lfo Alinost re me, 1 wish to make the most of present oppor- tunities, Can soma one_who hns had moro vxpationcg in 1its than T _linve nssise me ln deckding shall Tmarry? If 80, who ?L‘ - M. HASTY MARNIAGES, v the Editor of The Chteagn Tribune. BroosiNatos, 1ll, Mareh Sh—Thnanks, Gerald . Scott, for your parenthotien! ex- presston. 1t shows that we are on tho same slde of nt least one fence, Pray do not clnss me with optimists, Many reforms aro needed, nnd that of warriuge Is ot moru linportance than thatof civil-serviee, temperance, of fhy othior sockal roform, 1f marrlage reform ba truly aceomplished, tho necessity of some others will bo averted. low Is such u reformation to ho wrought? Hy eynlelsms? By deerying marringe, and lll'Ch"h\j{ that. it" has no alluraments, o charms?’ 19 suehaeourse Just? T think not, A deeper, broader view of the-subject witl prove more suceessful, 1 trust that I have presented no illusive, impraoticably ideng whiclt will load nny ons into nn unhinppy marrage, My purpose wis far different, 1€ [ rontember “oright, your first remarks were limited to no elnss of mar- ringas, but wers madotn o sort of n whole- sale nunner, 1losty, Imprudent, unequal marringes,~and such are in_the majority,— lll‘hlL’L‘l:rll\h\ unhappiness, Here is where refori should pe brousht into action. Ur g our young peoplo to avold such debasing, mixerable unlons; to louk above what you aptly term “physieal marriame’ amd seek only the purlfying, ennobling unlon of souls. Urge them to "conslier woll the numerous Y““y crosses, and many welghty bhurdens ey will lnevitably meet, ntid the high and Ty dutles and rus;umsl‘blmlm of wnrried life, HovsEnoLy NONENTITY. OLD BACTIELONS, Tu the Editor of 1% Chitauo Tribune, CriioAao, March 16, —1t made mo feel badly the other weekns I read the eritielsm of achelors, and at the first minute of lelsure L determined to have my littie say about them, Inlways hadnsort of sneaking ndmiration for ol bachelors, and it there 1s a soft spot in my heart or head 1t i3 for this much snubbied cluss of humanity, and 1 never couid stand patiently by and hear severe comnients made upon them, Buchelors seem to run In our family, My papn used to ho a bachelor, So wero my brothers and several of my consins, but theso arguot the only bachelors who run in tho family. Some fonrteen of my dearest sweet- re_bachelors, and 1 expect all my hearts w husbands will boof tho samo stamp of goods. Tachelors hayo their fuults and virtues us 1 as other Christians. \ vory nent houses s n peneral thing, but, Just tho snme, they seem to take n sight of comfort. But, nfter all, their houses aml rooms will compnre favorably with those of some women 1 linve been into, - Thore 1s ong thing Lhave nlways ebserved in buchelors’ howes. 'They never * jaw” their wives, nor sinp the chlidren around, and I never yeu heard one complain to the nelghbors now sanssy? hils wite was to himy, “Fhoy dow’t enfoy any of these miseries, and thatls why ey ryme‘v i3 mud at them. ‘hore [3 onu thing mther odd about n Dbachelor that most peoplo conslder . griev- fous fault, ‘Uhere isno gossip about him, 1€ you wnnt the lntest news, seandal, or sen- satlon, you will have to xo to most any ve- speetnble mnrried man whose svenlngs are ulways spent down-town In this improving ocenpatlon, and, If people seck a reform in fuxalp and seandal, I wonll advise them to i most of these marrled men and womon and Tmport old bachelors and matds to fill the vacaney, and fit once convert the countr into a paraidise of propriety, prospority, end, mast needed of nll, peace. T am Indebted to hachelors for a number of iy necomplishments, An old bachelor first learned mato tig my shoes and pasto o patch an tho heel of iy stocking properly. My first love-letters to my swueetyeart wore die- tated by n bachelor, s learned mo to make a selentifia button-hole, and lustly, but not lenstly, hie revenled to e the scoret rono but hachelors are supposeo fo know—viz: muking o button out of n stiek and a string. Some people think bacholors nre uscless and unaccommodating beeause, they don't seam Just the persons fo entortain the bables when one wants to ko shopping, yet 1 hinve seon bachelors who eonld do even this, But when the baby is sici with the colio or has swallowud the stovik-handle, just try his skill at running forthe doctor, and he will havo the doctor at yeur elbow before your *hub- by " has atopped swenring beeausa he can’t find his glove: RAvEN ILAm, ———— NUTRITIOUS FOOD. Tho names of Prof. Ilorsford and the Rum- ford Chemical Works (Providence, R. L) hiave become so Identified with the manufact~ ure and snle of phosphoricncld and the phos- phates that they nre Justly consldered ns tho highest authorities In this country, It notln the world, upon those articles, I'he former (Prof. 1) has mnde the sub- Ject of wheat and [ts convorsion fnto bread a Hre-long study, and was the first to suggest the uso of the phosphates s i cream turtar substitute, whereby thu nutritlons elemeints vhiich are taken from the flour in bolting are ored, 'ho phosphatle proparations of the above firm have recelved the hearty recommencda. tlons of the highest” modicnl and chemleal authoritles In thisand other counttios, so thnt thelr henlthfuluess and utility are be- yond question, ‘Fhey have beon put upon tho mintket In varions forins, tho latest, wnd one which will undoubtedly prove the nust opular, belne * Prof, Horstord’s Phosphintio Baiting-Powder,” which Is paeked in tin eans like the ordinary bakinz-powdoers, and 1s to be used iu tho sume way. 1t 18 mado from Prot. Horsford's acld phosphatsin powdered form. IL contalns tho same inzredicnts, mixed togother, as the fumous llorsford’s Hread Prepacation, s tull(ymnml mstrengtly, it not superlor, to any of the ordinary flist- clnss buking-powders, and 18 sold ut renson- able prices, The works hava issuied fortho presont venr thelr *Houmford Almanae and Cook- 3aok,” which Is sent froo on nupl!cu&lou, and will be found well worth sending for, ————— THE MESSAGE, For The Chicago Tribune. From the violet-hnunts of aternal lnrln‘r. ‘Whaore the turtic-idovo nnd the love-bird awing Aud scattor the suntight with gildod wing— Trom this perfamod clling uornss tho sca Ihere cometh 1 uicesngn 8weot to mo. ‘Thoy do not ieep T Jiat to tho tanes, and I dvem thom true— 'Peuo nd tho heaven far up in tho bluo OF tho cureatnod kf. or miy love fur you, 1 bowed {0 thy s o this talo ho told From nyont h om gray and old. And 1 wattod n sigh ncross tho doma OF tho Jewulod cuves whera tho murmnlds roam "I'o thoo 16 thou wilked the strands alons, Wil yau como with mo "' wero the words I snkd, “ 1or life 1s sad, and my bopos aro doad."” “ Came, hasten with mo to a oloudiess clime, hure, through tho ovales of lovo divine, hou'lt bo forever uud Riwnys minel™ Then 1 thought, frowm tho rush of tha restl Your swout volco answorad, ** 80 lot it b’ Now, this i tho mensnge tho soft alrs aing A thay tlowt to mo Croin this land of Bpring, Doopsfrolzhtod with seents that ubout them aling s 810 laveth 1o othor onio, savo thoo," Atu the words that will oeho foruvor to ne, GaLya, 1 8. I KiNgn, ———— How to Curo a Cold, Waahingtan Jeepublican, A medloal fournal teils huw ono man was cured of 4 colds * Ho bolled u littie wormwood und borohound together, und drunk fruul‘ of tha tea before going ta bed. e noxt duy ho took vo phla, put ono kind of pinstor on hils breast, ‘unother under his urm, und still anothor on b3 bk, Under wdvico from an experionced old Judy Bo took ull thyso off with wn oystor- the afternoon, and alapned v n mustavd-plaster fustemd. ‘Thon he put some bot bricksvn his feokund went to bed. Noxt mornlng unother old Indy came In with a bottle of gousesoll, sua guve blin a doso of it on i quitis aud an aunt ars rived aboul the snmo tiule with n bundie of swoul fern, which she mudo into ten aud gavo bim overy hulf-hour until_nioon, when e took i Ll dosu 0f solts. Aftor dinner, iy wilo, who hud suen 4 Aue old ndy of great cxperionce In dootorlog, in lllfh street, gave bl two pitls of her o uke, ubout the $1zo of w walnut und of sl hapo, uud two tedspounfulls of bune. muudo batsain (o kuep thoth do ‘Thon ho luok # hulf-piut of hat ruim, at the sugeestion of an ol cuptulny vislig In tho noext houso, and s loxs with an oleolol-buth, At this 0 0 his nolwhbory arrivod, who saw at that his blood wus out of order, uud gave him u balf-gullon of spearmint-tes and u iy duse of custor-oll, Before gulug to bed bo took wleht of 4 uow kind “.‘ Illlll. wrapped about hls ueek u ftunnel soaked in ot vmefur and 8ali, and bud fcathers burued on 4 shovel lubls rovw. Ho Is now oured and full of gratitude.™ e —— e “Halr Jtevivum " rostores gray hatr to ts ord) lual color for 80 cenls. e . Tho " Province” of Illinols and an Episcopal Appellate Court. Arbitrary Actlon and Romantzing Tend- ency of the Migh Churchmen. T the Kdilor of The Chleagn Tribunes CriicAan, Mareh 25, —As THe Trinuss 1s widely read all over Ulinols I desire the in- sertion of tho followlng letters In your Satur- day edition. They wilt explain themselves without a word of comment trom A Cnienenst « FROM A PROMINENT BASTERN WSIOP TO A LEADING CHURCHMAN OFF ILLINOIS MAncit 4, 1881—My DeanBin: Iaduly recelved your fuvor of Feb, #, atid tho copy of tho Living Chureh whioh you kindly sent e, 1 bl befora reent o report of tho dolugs of the “ Federato Councl,” 1wns not surprisud by tho netlon of tho Counetl, for L saw at tho Goneral Canvention that tho representativea of Hllnols were s ile- termined to muako n *Provinee” of that Stato nnd terconstitieto nn ** Appelinto Conrt ™ for the “Provlnce™ that no deiuondtration of {ta ue Inwfutaess wonld hindor then. 1n iy adginent the late Goneral Convontion wns ns impotent to authorize a Provineinl Appolinte Court ns the Federato Connell of 1Lnals wis to ¢reato such o ol TheslXth artiele of tho Constitution st Bave been nmended before o Jolnt court of sev- oral Dloceses can beconatititied, und a Preshyter nade nmenablo to any othier than hisowns ishop. 1 trust that tho firat man dondotited by tho (su- entled) * Appuellnte Court of 1ilinols " will sevk yedress poforg i olvil tribunal, that tho conati- tutionallty of the procevdlng miy bo deters mined_ by impartind authority. An Appelinto Court I think wo nced, But the Sudgment of n Toeal one, organized umicr such questionnblo efreumstances will not, snd ought hot o, coin- wand nny genernt acyuicscence nud rospeet, They can otily be used for Indivitunl opprossion, e TINE NEW YORK GUARDLAN (CIUNCTI ONGAN) ON THIE BO-CALLED ** PROVINCE” OF ILLI- Nors, Li3cioving that the rocent nction of Lho Dio- ceses of 1llinola, fn formiug thoinselves Into a Proviues, was not only unttiorized, but Hlegal nnd of bad precedunt, we have Asied an able vonstitutional ltwyer, tho Jlon. Montgomery THluir, for bis opinfon In the matter, which opin- fon ho hos givenin tha letter which wonow publish, If that opinlon I8 sound, und of that we huvo no doubt, then tho parties whu have been lud Into this mistuke will sce at once the Interests which will be jeopardized In whatover tnny be dano in pursunico of snid acton—Eo- 1TOI AUARDLAN] WARITEN T dtor of tic Neto tho Fuedernte tutzen ut Bpeingticld ou the 2th of to which you call my attention, and by ‘whi the Counell aalled ftsell * the Federnte Conn ho Provinee of Nlinois,” lostend of ** th fernte Connell of the Dioce: in Tliinols,’ estubllehes nn Appellnte Conrt, 18 not unly n Hlagrant violation of lnw, but 13 an open detinico of tho deolsion of the late General’ Conventlun on buth painty, Tho Journul shows (p, 48 tunst on the 19th of Oetolier thie Committee on Canons for the 1onse of Delegatos, to whum were referred the moma- rlnls nud notion of the Dioceses of 1linols, Quin- ey and Springtiold, concerniug the csuiblish- ment for themselves af o Federite Cnineil, red ?m‘umndud tho adoption of tho followlng reso- ution: Jteanteed, The Toso of Nishope concilrring, that tho piwers ta by exervisod by tho Foaesato Coinctl of thy Drigmee of 1inois o uid the s 0ra horoby up- 3 foliuywe: Fieat—1ho orznatying and jpelinto Vot for aindicuting Canes brutght befora ft by appoal from tiie Courts of the Dincese within the thnlts ot the Stato of Hinole, tho mono of procedure having haon et inatituted by thio kovernl Diaeoscs undor the permimton pirendy wrunted by Art. 60f the Constitution of tho tonvral Convention. {Thls clanse {8 followed by four other cluuses spocifying four othor powers, which Itisnotnce. eBUTY Lo copy hore.] On tho 11th of October, wiien this resolution was considered by the House (p, 00), tho Itev. Dr. Goodwin moved to nend it Ly substituting the wonl *State” for the word ** Procinee ' and tho v, Dr, Furriugton moved to sinend thoumends mout by substitntlug the words + Diceses in ™ for tho word *State,” Dr. Goadwin accep Dr. Furrimgton's nmendmoit; and Nr. Goodwin nmondiment, a3 wnetided, was adupted by the Houso aftor n very antmnted debute. 13y this avtion tho Hlonse refused to nllow this organization toenll Itaolf * tho Federito Couns cllof thy Province of 1linnia s and required it 10 be enlted * tho Federuto Council of tho Divceses {n llinois.” On the 10th of October (r‘ 70{ the Tlonse of Rishops sent # mersugs (o tho House of Delu- sutes suying §t concurred in sall resolution, *with thio exception of theo first of tho powerd naned, of which it disapprves; because it ducd not deom it expedient to act upon this matter of nu appelinto systow for this Church in the man- uor proposed.” Confereneo Comenittecs woro appointed by the rospectives Housess and on tho 2th of Ootuher (g. 162) tho Hunso of Deputies concurrod with the House of Dishops I strikivg out tho Qrst clause frum the Declarntion ot Powors, Iience, the cliuse which ailicmed tho opinion of tha Convention of 1871 (hereinafter copled), that tho Conatituifon permitted several Divcoses to unito in forming un Appulinto Court wis ex- prossly disupproved by the House of Bishops, and for that ronson was stricken from tho Deo- inration of Powers granted by tho Conventlon to tho Fedorate Council. "Phe Federate Council attomnta no exocuse for persisting tn oulling Steclf * thig Fedorato Couns ali of thy mvince of IHinots,” notwithstanding the unlnwfulness of so calling jtsolf wns dus clured Ly tho Genoral Convention, and tho o strickon out for thut reasung but it does it- fumpt fn tho proamblo to the reaclution sub- mitted by Chancellor Judd, and adebied by the Counall, to Justiry tho cathblishinent by it of un A)!lmllam Court. ho urgument fs, that inasinuch ns the Gon- orai Convention of 1871 deollned wlving puwer to the Fedorute Council of New York 1o eatablish an Appellate Court beeausu * tho Constitutlon oontera on ench dinceso In sald o tho puwer to institute the mode of tryig Prosbiyters ond Deacons, theluding o Court of Appenls, if such didcess clects to fnstitute - such telbunal for {tself; and whethor such Avpelinte Court shalt ntso be the Arrouuw Court of any other of the dinceses of snld Stnto 19 1 matter of disorotion and coucurrent cholce on tho part of the Conventlons of such ntlioe dingesea respectivoly,”” it must bo prosum thit tho Couventlon uf 1890 rufected tho nppll- cition of Hiinalg for tha samo renson. ‘Fhia facts stated abovo from tho reoord show this action by tho Fedornl Conacll of [liinots to b wholly Inoxcusablo, It hus proceeded, not only In tho faco of tha canon under which 1t acts, which forbids it to exerclso any power whatever which huid not boen submitted to and apuroved Ly the Convention, but it ki pro- cceded (o exerelso 4 powoe which wis sube wmitted to and usked from tho Convention, and whick the Convention resolutely withs hold, *And, 80 tar trom there belng uhy ground tor the proswmption that the Conventlon of 1850 widopted tho rensoning of the Lonvention of 1871, ana withueld this power boosuso It fd buon nt- rendy vestod In the dlogesos by tho constitution, tho record -above guoted distinctly shows tho continry Lo bo trvo, It thero appears, indued, by tho Airst olauso of the proposod Doclirntion of " Powora sought by tho Coungil that it was propased to aat on the rensoning of tho Conventlon ot 1871, but that this colirse wits positively disapproved by the Houso of Hishops, Thoy &uy in thole mvssugo that this was nat deomud by then 1v bu thu proper mannoer of In- stthing an ||p\wllmu syatenn lor the Chureh,by- anusy, 18 Atnted by lllahulw; Luy nnd Howe, tholr- Comnuilttoe, the eoustitution ducs nut authorize a diocgsoto sutup eny uxtra diocesun nuthorl- 1y, tlenve, the reasoning of tho Convention of 14871 wis expressly ropudiuted by tho House of Dishops of 18%: and, tor this reason, tho cluiiso rooopnizing 1t ua valld wna stricken'out of the Ducluration of Powors grauted by the Convone ton. And, certainly, it ofight to hava hoen repudts ated, For o rensoning wus evur mory cloarly ungonnd, The KiEcostion thit uny LWo or inero contignons Stutes could, by sgroviment, sot up i Court of Appenls from their Ktute Courts would b At oneo pronounced nbsied wid iconstitu- tlonnl by ull Inwyers; you sieh i contrivance would nat bo more nbisired in itsolt or moro fne vongraous with the Federai Constitution thin Chuncellor Judd's dovice is with respoot to tho Churoh Constitution. LBut it not necessary to show that tho Iato Convaeutlon dooided correetly In ordor to cons dotnar tho redent notlon ot the Fedvruty Counoll af Liinols, 1t 13 snoukh that it refuaed Lo allow- what the Councll bis how done dong, 100, 37 To the Kds netion ot in inol, anuary Ins C., March 7, 18 T B 2 .UPUN it MISSTALOMUNG OF FACt, Which kreathy uge gravites 1ts offonse, When pursons i such ox« nlted positions fn the Church of Uhriet, und of sach oxeplucy personnl ehprnoter, cat this duiy tho nuthurities of thelr Ehurch, uid dlsre- guril both law and fuot to carry unt i scheing, It rhows Into what a fluwmentable * fanaticism they luvo fallen, MONTAONERY BLAIR, e The Funny Little Iiwi-Kiwl, London Saturday levlew, In a littio compurtinent of tho ostrich houso rosided tho principnl object of opr visit, the qualntest und o3t uncenny of "birds, the apteryx, or kiwl-kiwl, waich wus loug thought by naturalisis to bo u mythical creature, It novor comes out at all but ut night, und oven thion, on this occasfon, be bud percolved our ap- proach and taken up bls ususl plice ot conceal- ment umong tho atraw. It 13 a round little nonduscript with i long, curved beuk, no tall, tho mesest rudimenty of wings, whicn ura nuf visiblo through the plumsge, snd Lwge, hower- Tl fecr, with whioh it kicks 1 o very forimidus blo manner, while it ean, by strikiug them on the ground, muko u tremendous nuisu,quite dis- proportionato 1o its siav, 1t lives chledy on wotrms, und, haviug its nostrild st at ihe very tip of its bouk, can pry thom out lu lts Hogs turnal rambles without tho uid of oves, flaving Qiscovergd the wheroabouts of s worm, it 1s suid to entino them to thoaurfden by stamplag on the ground, Wo cannot vouoh for this nsa faat, aud juuat confog ghat It wo wera a worm wo ahould ba aoything®Hut allured by such butglarious clattor ovophond, SACKETT'S PLOW. Combination of Plow and Yarrow- Palvorixes Ground nnd Covers Grass and Weeds According to the Mount Unlon (Pa.) lmes, Mr. Charles 13 Sackett, Buperin- tendent of the Matilda Furnaco at Mouht Unlon, P’a., has perfgeted an invention whleh cannot fall to be Invaluablo to the farmers of this countey, It 1s 0 combination of tho plow aud harrow, by means of which the Lwo operations of plowing nnd hurrowing arn performed at onge, thus effoeting n grent savimg Ih thuo and Inhor, “I'he Mount Uniow Times, tho editor of which was present nt sovoral trinls of this valuablu invention, and who reports in the Dighest terms on Hs performanee, glves tho following deseription of its constrictlon? I{ consists of n compleld Iron lam plow, adapged In all respets to the wses of acom- mon beaty plow, aud differing but little from one, ‘Phis is combined with an nxie, cross- fug it nt right angles, and carrying on one end the harrowing wheel, or’ puiverlaer whieh rins in the furrow last opw { alongslde the moldshoard, and receives the eurth from b for putverizatlon. On the other end of e nxleis o common \yheol, or hund- wheel, n(l{.)m same slze na the puiverlzine The whut w two wheels, with o forward wnnge: ol, operating on n Rliding post, constituto tie running gear of tho imple- menty, and eunbla It 1o be transported over thos roughest roads without having 1o he Hifted or londed upon a wagon or sied, a5 plows atd hurrows mast be. “ Running bonrid, or plow, thero 13 n smaller plow, whiclt 1y intendeq to cut about two Inches in depth, entting olf the sod, grass, weeds, or corn-stafks, und throwing them Into the fur- row lnst made. ‘The waching, then, Is actu- ally twa plows and a harrow combined. "The first plow cuts off tho top of the gronnd, amd throws it, along with whatever materlal It is desfrable’to have well covered so as to vob kiy, to the bottom of the last-made fur- Thie second plow cuts into the ground any dopth desired, and throws all the enrth that Is turned over into the harrow-wheel.” Mr. Snekett's plow Is sald by thoso who hava witnessed thetrinlsto parform s work In tho most satisfuctory muiner. A the eartly fulls from the plow Into the hurrow, whiclh is tull of sharp teeth, 1Ly gronnd amt pul- verlzed ta a degroe, 1t 18 alleged, never bes fore attainable, sitied ont wpon the grass and weeds at the Dottom of the furrow, nud completely covering them. It fs snld, also, that by this process thegronnd becoies mors eetly nerated Uinn by the usunl opeva- plowuys und havrowing, while the surfaco I8 left na level ond fine as n gurden bed that has been spaded by hand, All arter-trampling of tho plowed soll by the tenms, 4n the ustinl process of harrowing, is thus avolded, It s wetl known that tho great fault of Ameriean furming s that it fs not thorough enongh, Detter Yul\'nrlv.utlnn would_In_many instances donble the crop, Land I England s often plowed four or five times to produce pulverization, and sixty to soventy bushels of whent to the nere Is nut, uncownion, *Tho price of Inbor in this country precludes suel thorough work ; but 1€ it can'be done by mpehimery that cheapens the cast, then more \\‘{:cfi\t on Tess neres, with Jess work, isu pos 8 ¥ Plowing, as nowcarriedon, is nn Inversion, not perfect puiverization, of the eoils tho larger the plow, the larger the furrow turned, and the more Solid the Innd when plowed: thy crop must grow oul of this inuss, solid ns 1t I3, oxeept for the puiverization given tho surface by the harrow-teeth, Heyond the depth of the harrow-teeth, which s seldom mare than two inches, the ground is paeked still havder by tho trampling of the teums, in harrowing. To show alse the prospeetive value and demand for such an fmplement us a labor-savine favention, wo quote fromt * Notes amd_Observations in the Weat,” by Mr, Judd, of tho smerlean Agrioulturist, durlng his recent trip s Indian Commission- er, llesays: 1t I8 an lintmense gan for emigrants from the Iastern States and from Lurope, who coma hither eurly I the spring to put in o orop at ones that will furnish food for the following winter, ‘There Is no doubt this ean bp dona much more largely than has gencr- nll{ Dbeen supposed, We have seen to-day nnd yesterday fair corn, pretty good onts, praniising potatoes and beans, nll on gm'u‘lu[ that in April last was in itswild state, Tl corn and oats nro on sod treated thus: Flrat a tean, with the usunl brenkiug-plow, goes ahead, and a thinsod twoto thres inches deep is turnied over fiat. Following nmediately after 13 another (common) plow, sot to cut one to ono and o hnlf inches deop, whicl takes up a second layer of the under-soil and throws It upcn the turned sod. A light har- row, with the teeth inelined bmckward, is then put_on, which fincly pulverlzes the top Tayer nnd & little of the sofl on the sod, but without_tearing up or disturbing tho sod ite solf. ‘Ilis furnishes n good secd-bed in which the corn I8 plauted and the onts sown. Thoy keep nhicad of the weeds, andshow well at this date.” "Il abovo oxtract gives distntercsted and valuable testiniony ns to the value and de- mund for the combined plow and pulverizing harrow patented by Charles 1. Sacketty which not only accomplishes the threo sepa- rate operations therein alluded to In ono pnssage over the lnnd, but does itin & far more_ intelligent and asatisfactory manner, ‘I'he front. plow not only lays the sod over fint, but the harrow-wheel, valling upon the reverse side ot It, crushes it dowu Into the furrow; the rear plow will notonly bring “f‘ ono to one and o hinlf Inehes of the subsoll, but four to slx inehes if desired, which, be- g passed through the harrow-wheel, 1s thoroughiy pulverized and distributed over the reversed sod in n loose porous manuer that is never subverted by tho after-passago of_the tenins In harrowing, "The usnal Western three-horse team I8 am- ply gowor for the wholo operation, 'Lhe rmw has been tried on several furma in the vieinity of Mount Unlon, and at Newton Hamilton, Ta., with most satisfactory results, and with u two-horse teaw, musuy’ also in” stif c)ny’ soll, It lins had severat publie exhibitions, the Inst being nt the seventh annunl Tri-State Grungers' Falr_at Wililuns Grove, Cumber- Jand County, P, Whers one was ket at ficld-work two enfiro dnys (Aug, 206 and 27), exeiting the grentest interost, and accom- plishing the most satistactory vesuits, e ——— AN AWFUL SCENE. Jimmy Rrown's Story. Harver's Youna Peayle. I havo the samoe old story to tell. My con- duct lins been sueh agaln-—at any rate, that's what father says; and I've had to go up stalrs with him, and I ncedn’t explain what that means. It sooms very hard, for I'd trled to do my very best, and 1'd heard Sue say, w'hat boy hasn't misbehaved for two days, goad gracious, I wonder what can be tho watter with Mo There’s o fatal litty about it, 1'm sure, Poor father! T must givo il an awful Jot of tronbie, and 1 know he's had to got two new bamboo canes this win- tor Just beenuso I've done so wrong, though 1 never meant todo it It happenud on necount of consting. We've got o mngnifleent hill. Therond runsatralght down the middlo of it, and all you have to, do 18 to koop on the rond. ‘Thore's a fency on ono slde, and If you run into it something hns got to break, John Kruger, who isn stupld sort of o fellow, ran Into It Inst weck bead first, and stiashied three pickets, and overybady sald 1t was a muerey ho hit 1t with s head, or o wmight have hiroken some of Lils bones and hurt hlmself, There lan’t any fones on the othar slde, but if you run off the rond on that side, you'll g doivn tiie slly of the hilt that's steepor thwit'the ronf of the mflxcupnlclmwlh and about o wile louk, il th n brook full ot atoues down at tho bot- om, "T'ho other night My, Travers sald— DBut I forgot to suy that Mr, Martlu Is back agalu, and coming to our houso worse than ever. 1lu wus there, and Mr, Travors und Sue, ull sitttng In the parlor, whers 1 was behoving and trying to make things plensant, when Mr. ‘Ienvors sald, *[Us w bright moonlieht nlghts lot's all Im ont amd const.” Buw sald, “O that would bs lovely, Jimmy get yoursled,” L didu’t enconrago thewm, and I told futher so, but he wontdn'tadmit that Mr. Travers or ue or Mr, Martln or unybody could do wrong, What Lsaid was, ** ['don’t Want to go cousiing 19 cold and 1 don't feel very well, and 1 think weall ought to go to bed enrly, sabws ean wako np real sweet and good-tempéred.” But Sue Just sald *Don't you preach Jimuy, it you're 1azy Just say so and Mr, Truve Vil take us ont” Then Mr, Martin put_in and say, “ Perhaps the boy's atrald, tlon’t tease him heoughttobe n bed anyhow.” , Now wasw’t going to stand lh\s, so [ sald, *Come ou, Iwautod to go ali’ the tlwe, but 1 in front of the regular mold-" thought it would ho hest far stay nt homa, and that’s why Lidldn't enconr- age you.” Ho [ got out my double-ripper, niul e all went out on the il and started duwn, 1 sat In front, ‘o steer, ond Sue sat ']FM bo- Bl me, and M Travers snt behind her to ol her'on, el My, Mugtin sat behind him, We went splendld mly the dry snow flew Ao that Leouldw’t anything, il that's why we got olf the road and on tho skde hill before L know it, "Il BT was fust one glare of lce, and the minnte westruck the lee the aled started away like o hurrdeane, [ had just time to hear Mr. Martin any, ¥ Bog, mind what you're ahout or I'll get off,”” when she struck somothing,—1 don't kuow whaty—and every- ""df was pitehed Into the alr, atul began stiding on the les without anything to liclp them, except nie, 1 eanght onabare plece of roek, und stovped myself, I could seo Sue sitting up suaksht aid sliding liko o strenk of lehtnig, ad erying, Jhnmy fathor _Charles Mr, Martln® O iy help me” M, 'Travers wns on lis stomach, about & rod behind her, awd zalning . little on her, it My, Martin was on his baclk, ol panpla to e coming down head first, and beating then ln‘. b All of & sudden he began to go to vleees, Tart of him wonld slide off one way, atud then another part wonld try Its luck by ftself, I ean tell you it wasan awful and surrentitious sight.” They all renched the bottom after a while, and'when 1 saw they were nob kijled, I tried l«.mynTlf, nnd landed all right, Sue was sitting still, and mourn- ng. and saying, * My goodness gracious, L shall never bo uble to'walk nealn, My eamb Is broken and that boy lsw’t fit to live* Mr, Travers wasn't hurt very much and flxed himselt all rh‘m with soute pins I gave him and his handkerehifef; but his “overcon looked ns if o' stolen 1L from n searcerow When he hail comforted Sus n liitle i{l“\d L st sny anu people nre perfectly sickoning the way thoy go on), ho and 1 collected Mr. Mactin—ail cxcurt his teath—and helped put Tl togother, only I gol hiy ler on wrong pide first, and then we helped him home, "This wns why father sall that my condnat was such, and ihat his friend Martin didy's suem ty be able to come tnto his housy withe out belng Insulted and injured by me, L nover sulted him, 1t 1sn't my fault if he enn't sllde down o hill without comingapart. However, 1've lnd my lnst aufering on aos count of him, ‘Tho next time he comes apart where Lam, £shall not walt to be punisied for it, but F'shall start straight for the North Pole, and |t T discover It thio British Governe ment will give ine mornasmilllon dollnrs. Dmoablo Lo~ sit town this morning, but my splrits nro ornshed nnd I shall never enjoy life any more. e t—— MASQUERADING. Ta-night T clatmed hor for a walta, Wo tind not mot for vears and yoars. I wondered iF hiehind ber mnskc Itor sweat, shy oycs held unshod toars} To-night the musle wolled along, Diviuely soft, cntraneiug swect. Her warin beart beat nguinst mine owny A8 round wo sped with Hying fuot. I'whispered in hier willing enr Thit nuuehit should now our soula dividot That lifo henceforth Bhould hold a fordt O lovo, whutever else betide. Ier droamy tonoh had fused my heart, And, whilo her tender piim 1 presty Bhe unswered with u gontlo sIgh Ani nestlod closer to my brewst. The musia consed, Tho walta wns done. 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