Chicago Daily Tribune Newspaper, February 12, 1881, Page 11

IMALS. ossipy Talk Abuut. Various A'GMumbera of the Animal Kingdom. —_— in o Religions Light—How Ass » the Borpent Got a Bad Name, —_— «nongueror Worm"—A Mausleal Splder—-'rho Languago of Animnls, Marvin in the New York Home Jourml. Poo’s D Ren, Frederie T 7o nover saw Balanm’s nss done in rhyme, bu‘:%;::::trr:::go’s “LtAne” s not (ar from it. The French poet invites anass ton qulet 1Sw-.\'wu-. with Kant. The nss plunges Into the myslerles of filosoty, n'n.d lrm\lg qt tho most recondlte questlons. 'Tha conv cl"sullun 1s pwmumccll by n witty reviewer “more ass-tonishingg than tnstructive”; and yet tho ass I3 0 very decent anhoal and not wanting fis wisilonn. Tho writer of Genesis compares Jssachar to an ass; and Homer likens Ajax 1o that valuable but much abused creature. young Lucinn was chatiged Into an ass, and withoutany dawmage to_ his Intellect; and from tho wonderful * Metumorfosls of tho Gollen Ass” Duceacelo and Ln Sage lnve drawn some of their most pleasing storles. Other and greater poets than Colerldge have dediented verses to THIE AMIABLE BUT DECIDED DEAST, and somo have gone further, Imitat~ Ing the creaturo In what prenchers term the ok and conversation.” A certaln futher fssald to have advised his son thus: **NMy sou, eimulate the mule, who h‘a always back- ward In deeds of violence.” The nss s sensl- tive to kIndness, ant will, no doubt, reward Yictor Hugo for the Seclety of Kant. W are not alone In our opinfon of the animal; Hawthorne, In his “English Note-Book,” relates that “A donkey stubbornly refused to cowe out of & bout which had brought lim across tho Mersey; at lnst, after many klcks ad bee applied, and other persecutlons of that kind, nwman stepped forward and ad- dressed the anlmal atfectionately, *Come slong, brother,! and the donkey obeyed at e mifllfl ass may be viewed in n religious light, Wl Feast of the Ass” commemorated the Yirgin Mary’s flight into Egypt. A girl ele- ntly appareled, with an Infant In herarms, mpersonated the Virgin, She rode upon an ass, superbly caparlsoned, Tho beast was ught to kneel and perform other acts of A‘i:v:lmun. When it was led into the chureh and up to the sltar, dack, tho following sung by tho people: ODE TO THE A:s, From tho country of the Enst Camo this etrong and handsome beast, This able nss beyond compare, eavy Jouds and pauks to bear, Niww, selgnior Ass, & noble bray— That beatiteous wouth at targe display; Abundant food our hay-lofts yleld, ‘Aud onts abundant loud thoe fiuid, . True it 18, bis paco 14 alow Tl he feels tho quickening blow, Tl be feels tho urging goud On his brck 8o well bestowed, Now, seiguior Ass, ote. He was born on Bhechem’s hill, In Renben's valo he fed his flll, B Ile drunk of Jordan's sncred atream, And gamboled in Bethiebom, Now, suiguior Ass, ote. Bee that proud, majestlc ear] Bory ho i8 tho yoke to weur, All hig fellows ho surpnsses; Hu's tho very lord of asses] Now, selgnlor Ass, ete. with the girl upon its rewmarkablo ode was Ta lenping ho excels tho fawn, Tho duer, the colts upon tho lnwu, Lessswilt the dromeduries ran, Boasted of in Modinn, Nouw, selgalor Ass, eto, Gold from Araby tho blest, Ecba myrrh of myrrh the beat, To tho ehurch this nss I bring; Wo his sturdy lubors sing., Now, soiguior Ass, etc. While bio draws tho loaded waln, Or many & puck, ho dou't complain: With his Jnwa. n'noble pair, He doth draunch his homely fare. Now, selgnolr Aes, ote. The besrded barloy and its stem, And thistles, yleld his ll of thow; 1lc nesiats to separate, When 'tis threstied, tho ohaff from wheat, Now, selgulor Aas, etc. Amen bray, most bonored nss, Buted now with graln and grass;,, Amen repeat, Amen reply, And disregard antlqulty, .. Now, sclgnlor Ass, oto, nTfl\glgcn the peoplo lifted tholr volces and ' Orlntls partibus, Adventayit Aslnus, Fuicher ot Tortissimua, Burcinfa nptisslmus, e, airc Ane, hel thaprtest wagged his hend three times, At tbecloso of the ceromony, the priest, a8 the Tubtic of Beauvals ordered, In disiuissing e congregzation, LIAYED THRER TIMES LIKE AN ARS, Emlumpx-oylu responded with three brays, urious matter with regard to this subject l‘nn‘{jbu Tomd in the AMémolre pour Servire I|l Istorie do In Fate dunFons{ by Du Tii~ ;l}"l‘m\sam\s wdltion, 17415 Parls’ reprin Ly also, * Recuell des ' Cérémonies ol %ouumxcs Religlonses do Tous les Peuplos,” (,xll.n Vil (edit, Pradhomme, 1808), heline, **Seo that proud, cstlc ear,” Bggesty o Xt “Princess No livellor t Tout whtspcred o Ass' pate among tho oy, Bodie 3y siytor,” ‘The story 1s, thy 5, that Midas was ealled to alt In !‘“dfillnent onn musienl tournmnent betweon oD l!'nml Pan, The King declded in favor Pyross and Avollo, in revenge, changed the ,mfith monarel’s cars to those of an ass. "g barber discovered the distizurement and Hnnm‘[m‘ to ravenl tho secrot; but, bolng dupie to hold 1t longer In his own breast, he e B"“I tl‘\ bole fn the" enrth, and, pressiug hls i to 1t, erled, *King Midns has nss' Nlla\-édmw Which he filled tho holound wus It tho'nss 1s entitied to n fe stival on our Emw';'s‘ calendnr, why moy he not igure in e A MORAL FILOSOFER, ft mlfllxnx ono ot the heaventy Muses? Why, ing’) lul)mx peovls may bow before hitm an Guorms praise, 1s it wruu‘{ for the recluse of .m“r"?y 0 Iitroduce him to a modern Aug r“u{hns 0 competent tercher In othics ¥ Bually g in the oxerclue of free will, ios iy rxk!h.lllcs modern education, which Dudig Vel bhn of “his fustival, ‘and re- Bot deiopience, which has elassified and o ed bim, Who atinll find fault with so ¥ |l Ilmlll.'mluon‘.' He was o profane the flrxw‘l?u unmed tho fifth propositlon in “pongt U0k of | Buelid's + Elements,” lowe o imuomm." The dull pupil may tow r!l;d head when ealled to cross the nnr- of it n‘x"f' but tho ass la the surest-footed ’i‘n 88 overy Alpine travoler wacred hed Irrational projudice against the Mhen o cutninated in Spanish song, Tlmumn? '\JL' aut lingulst and uslelan, rother S narte, solled Iislyroand lbeled Uerlg gy oiser, and, Lo show that whatever Mo passage from ‘Tennysou's A58 Wity hay clde o an peoyl ¢ 1ust be the accldent Beatyyy enty thus tore the ure from “’u:u tneral c'w“}p:u\udlnns Too taplp Which 1 now pron 0 i 13 Ocetieed ko mg by :oull-'lnufin Astuplg age ony o e wont i pored bils tood, dnd waa content, Al he pitd by uccldent Hud lersg e 8waln po thought jatent Vhancrt bobind by nneldunl: o by MUMUng 1t with oayor scont, himathod it by wcoldont, " Bl u goung hl’ulllk('il‘:d‘:;\‘r“ et S0r7ah1 hurraf (g A tool, Iy pig i o ot ') " Mll* ¢ Beemg tolmvo shared the Span- Bl::)nleulpc tul tor I, TOE FLUTE-PLAYER,” g poskes Conrade ca)l Doq’l‘:«:rnl who I sye of M B f00l an uss; aid Dogs [m"),' "6 i Bimselr, dxmmh 1n wrathful fowiigp 4 lte were here to writo me gy gy But, masters, remember that P forgutn§ HIOUKH 16 bo 1ot written down, Tn bl Bage tust L aw an age ¥ 3 . 159 way i respectod as @ useful any ah Orlental song iat |t the Westthings th ng he stonds for stuphdity stubbornness, ‘Che followlng story of ntlo shunlicity itlustrates the Intense e conneeted with his nne, ‘I'wo hoys p‘( tender yenrs, who went by the names of Tom nad ek, beenme members of a distriet school In n certnin Now el town. On making their appearanee. the teacher ealled them up before the assembled sehool and pro- ceeded to mako eertaln Intertogatorles con- (-lsn”n;z thelr names wut nges,” * Well, my aal, l):nld tI‘vg teacher to tho fivst, * what is Ve nme ? ‘om,” promplly answered the boy, om P snkil the ten *that does not sonmd well, Remember always to spenk the full nawe. You should huve sald Thum-ns, Now, my son” trning to the other bay, whose free swddenly lighted up with the satlstuction of n newly-comprehended Iden, ;'1:m\;"umn will youtell me what I your Mie shrates his virtue: different,— YJACKR-Ass 1" {r;ll‘!llc(l the lad In « tono of confident decls o3, ‘The teacher, convulsed with lnughter, mo- aned the luds to take thele seats, T'he teaeher lnughed, sud we followed his examply, beeruse ton Western anind there Is gomerhlng Indeseribably stupld and vidis eulous in belng an ass, Dogherry, in asking to be written 'dé\i an asy, and Jack 1n clim- g the smne privilege, name themselves constmmate doits, % Tho lot of the ass i3 full of hardship, and yet it ba seldom terminated In sueh cruelty ns every year ends the misfort{ines of tmorn than 20,00 horses at Bordenus, The dwellers in the Valley of the G ne cultlvatelecches for tho edieal wark Into the artifieial swamps where they breed and grow, old and Infivm horses are driven. So soon a3 a horse enters a swanip, thousands of these hungry vampire-wo Tusten upon It, covering eyes, ears, lips, nostrils, amd trunk,—dragging the animal under the mud and siime, while they gorgs upon its blood, The proverb nbout glving a doga had name, so abundantly IHustrated ‘i the {lllszurxy of thuass, Is further Hustrated in 1at o THE SERPENT, whose ealamity dates from_the Garden of Lden, Tradition tells us the Devil besourht yarjous anhnals to carry him into the sacred inclosure whore dwelt Adom aud Lve, Only_tho serpent consented. It carricd the "Evil Swirit between its teeth, ns cats take their kiitens, and so conveyed the Devil fnto Paradise, ‘Ulic serpent was orig- inally the most benutiful of animnls, and walked upon legs and feet; but its servics of the Devil brought down upon it the wrath of God, and Michael was directed to eut off its legs, It was nlso eondemned to feed on human excrements, * And tie Lord God sabl unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art” eursed nbove all cattle, il abova every beast of the fleld; upon thy belly shalt thon go, and dust shalt thou eat uil the days of they lite,"—Genesis, U, 14. peeullarity of tho Bible thas it leaves no nnlmal without &t least o ** crumb of com- fort”” Dragons are commanded to priuisy God, and owls nre permitied to honor Him, The serpent Is promoted to be an emblem of the tiibe of Dan and our exemplar; ** Be yo wlso_ns serpents, and harmless as doves.” The Suvior Hhmself 1s likenvd to & serpent: *As Moses llfted up the serpent in tho wliderness, even so must the Son of Man bo Jifted up.” "Fhe serpent figures extensively 1IN CLASSICAL LITERATURE. The Laocotn celebrates the achlevements of two serpents that cane from the son, und destroyed tue priust who wonld nruvuni: the Trojans from tuking the wooden lorse into the city, ‘Theserpent is twined around the head of the three-hended Cerberus, tho eanluoe guard of Iudes, The Gorgones had in the place of halr hissing serpents, and who- ever looked on Medusa's locks was lmme- dintely turned Into stone. Perseus cut off Medusa’s head while slie was aslecp, guid- Ing his sword by her reflection in a irror, for he could not look ut her head without lmlnt; changed Into stone. 1o vlaced her hend In an enchanted watlet nud fled, the Gorgones in hot pursuit. 1o escaped them by means of his magle helmat, which enabled hiw to beeome invisible, ‘Tho most eelebrated lines n the Pharsalin catalog are upon the African serpsuts and thelr charueteristics: Hero all tho serpent dendly brood apponrs: Tirst the dull usp Its swelllng neck uprearss il buge hemarchols, vampiro of the blood: Chersyders, thut pollute both fioid and tlood; Tho water-serpeit, tyrant of the lul ‘The hovded cobra, and tho plantuin snake; Here with distended ifimvs thio prester struya s And sepa,whoso bite both tlesh and blaod deenys; Tho amphisbiena with its douhlo head— {Ono on the nogk, and ono of tall Instoad 3 ‘T'he horned coruatés: and tbe hnmmodyto, Whose sandy hiue might balk tho keonecst sights A foverish thirst betriys tho dipsas’ sting; “ho scytulu it slough that cuats in apring: ‘The natrix here the erystal strenwm poliutoss . Bwilt thro’ the nirthe venomed Javelin shoots; Here the paréns, moving on Its tall, Murks [t tho sand Its progross by its trall; b0 speckied conchris dnits its devious way, Jta skin with spos s Thobun marble goy; "ho hssing sivila: and bustlisk With whom no 1lving thing ita 1lfo would risic, Where'er it moves nono clse would dure romaln, Eyrant allke and terror of tho plaln. ~T'runslated by E. Cobham Brewer. A CURIOUS LEGEND records that Zahalk, a cruol tyrant, moved by tho Devll, murdered his futher and so ng- cended the throne, Thon the Devil, assum- ing the formof n ymnu{ mau, became the voyal cook, nnd prepared dishes of unusual delieacy and Havor, Lo claimed as reward for hig eulinury services perinission to kisy the shonlders of tho Klmi; Zuhnk pgranted tho request, and at onee black sunkes grew from the apots touched by the Infernal lips. Every ert falled to dostray G wrlthlni: and ‘hissing ereatures, At fength the Dovil donued tho form of & fysicitn, and recom- mended, as tho only way of qnleunf; tho rep- tiles, that they be feil overy day with human brains, _His ebject was to depopulnte the earth, Tvery dity two men were slain, and thelr bralas tinde Into o pudding for the voraclous ereatires, But after o timo tho King's cooks discovered that, if human brafns woro mixed with these of a_ram, tho snunkes were cqually wall plensed ; and so, of every two men set apart for death, tho gerv- antssecrotly spaged one, THE WORM typifies the gravo (Job, xix,, 20; xxl, 20; xxlv,, 20), ondd dishonor (Panlms, Xxii., u;' ob, Vi, by xxv. ?. In Mark we read of the worm that dleth not. “'The_genulnencss of the passage I8 questioned. It s quoted from Isalal, who useses 1t to describe tho destruction of the wicked In this life, and not In tho life to come* ‘The most hopeless lyrle in the English language, colebrates the victory ‘of the worm. *“'The Congueror Worm® s auch & song of despair as only Edgar A, Yoo could write A miracle of gonfus, It i3 nlsn o fearful picture ot umrlullt{-. On a “galn nliht? tho Angels nsseinble In the theatre ot the Unlverse to see the play of “luman Life,” and puppots mado in Iniltation of God (Genesls, ., 27) strow tha stage without aim OF PUTDOSC, 0 actors are moved by the hand ot a hidden but collossal destlny. *The play goes on, nnd Maduess, Sin, and Horror are” dlscoverod to be the soul of the plot, Suddenly a blood-red worm, writhing In ngony, crawls upon tho stage and devours the plavers, and the ecurtain, a funeral pull, deamtmds upon the melancholy entertaine ment: « But soo, amid the mimio rout, A erawliog shupo Intrato! A blvod-red tinug that writhes from out The scenle solitudo, It writhed|—It writhos!—with mortal pangs The mimes becomes 118 fomd, At tho Augols vob ut vermiu-fangs In bumuu gore imbued. Out—out ara tho lights—out nit} Aud, ovor euch quivering forin, The curtalu, a funeml pall, Comies down with tho rush of o storm, And tie Angols, all pullld aud wan, Uprtalug, unvolliug, atlirm Thut tho piay 18 the tragedy *Man,'* And its hero the Congueror Wori, Bildad assures Job that *3IAN 18 A WORN, and theson of man Is o worm,” A Hindu poem declared Allmen ure worms, and fecd upon the dust— Ty sons of weulth who uiptuelrduluty wine, And they who fare upon a sitplo crust, T'ope 13 of the samo oplnton: Tho learn'd thomselves wo bool ‘The blockhend |4 s slow=worm; Tho uynf whose tail s ull gn tlame Te nptly tormed u glow. wori; The {luticrer au earwly grows; hus worms shit uil conditionsy Misers aru mucksworms; silk-worms beauxy Aud deatli-watchos [yslulung, It was nn old superstition that the Angel who drove Adum and Eve from the Garden conferrad upon worms the power of speech, They were thought to huye u soclal compact and Jaws of thefr own, ‘The dead were rop- resented fn hideous rhymes us hearing tio woring diseuss their fluvor under the coflin- 1id. 'The profet Melampos understood the Janguage of worms, and wus saved from denth by hearing them converse. ‘Lhey said ~'Thelr carpics should bo consumed with & Bro Iike thut of Uehonng, which consugied tho otfat of Jerusalom (Mutt., v, 22), und eaton with worws, ug the uuburled oo tho battle-fiold.— Abbott, WOrms uing, 1THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE: SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 12, INS1—SIXTEEN PAGLS, to ench othe: urely the roof wilf fall, for we have eaten the | from end to end,” 1t was a dungeon where he was confined, He communleated the Informutlon to Lhe Jallers, who removed him to another part of tho lm‘hunn. 1n the nlght the roof fetl, and the l(luf, conviy that Melanpos was fu- deed o holy prof Iiherated him, snd guve D the oxen of Iphiklos, (c‘l\ very Interesting chapter might be write L on THE LANGUAGE OF ANIMALS The diwmb heast Inhiubits the realims of faney only, atd most nnlitls are able to ak for themselves In no uncertaln tone, e of them are as skiliful in couversatinn ns wis the asy Vietor Hugo Introdueed to Kuant, anl whose colloquy with the ureat filosofer furnished materinl for o dellghtful hook, S Among the anlmal serfes, there are none hut the mummalln, the bleds, and some rep- 1iles endowed with voend o wman of selence who seels 1o haye exain- inert the animal kingdom with sealvel una wleraseape only, Bt animals do communi- cate with ench other,—sometines by sounal, amd often by gestire, Birds eall their young antd understand encl other's chirp, whistle, and sone, ‘The eluck of the Iu-n1.-: verfeetly intellizible to the chickens, How cloguent and oxpressive 18 the tone of tho dog—what mesning he throws nto his bark and growl,’ Bees, files, and Inseets hinvea Twgunge all their own, It 1s not surprising that faney and vomauce have glven the ani- mals an nlfinost human voeabulary, What o delizhtful story Is that In the **Arabinn Nights' Entertatnment” which recordy the adventures of the merehnnt who, lke the profet Melnmpos, unlesstood the danguagze of the nnlmals, In /Asop’s fables the heasts it birds converse with each other and ninn- kind, Speeeh has been aseribed to the fol- lowing antmals: * Al Burak, te ansmal that bore Mahomet to the seventh henvens Ba- nan’s uss; Arlon, the horse given by il cules to Adrastos; Selnh’s camel, mliraei- lously produced out of a rock, amd which used to go from place to l»]uce erylne, *1lo every one Mt wanteth miik! come! T glve wmilicto all*4 the binck pigeons of Dodonug Katmlr, the dog that guarded the Seven Sleepers; Comrade Fortunia's horse; ‘Tamli- ha, the King of serpents; and Xanthos, Achitles’ horse, THE SPIDER, fs another desplsed animal. Whatever erawls Is repulsive to man; why, it would be diflienit to say. Perhaps Martial’s epigram colies as near an explanition ag possible: Non wmo te, Babldl, nee possum dicero quare; 1io tuntuin possum dicero, non amo to, ‘The splder 18 no exception to the rule— hated; 1t has its romance, history, and com- pensation, Agur tells us, *There bo four things which are little upon the earth, but they are excecding wi the ants are o peo- rle not strong, yet they prepare their meat 1 the summers the conles nre but a feeble folk, and vet they make thelr houses in the rocks; the locusty have no kiug, yet go they forth ‘all of them h{ bands; tho sphler taketh hold with her hands, and Is in king’s palnces’—Proverhs, xad, 2428, The Tal- mud says that o splder’s web, woven over the entrance of the cave of Adullum where David was concealed, decided Snul not to enter, 'Tho King reasoned that, it the splder had not been disturbed, the cava must be empty, 'The sane utory‘is told of Mahumet's flight from Mecen, ‘The spider, like tho serpent, is sensitive to the charms of music. A violinkst whae prac- ticed many hours n day, always In the snme room, notfced that & sphler had woven a web on the eelling, and that as soon as the violin sounded the ereaturo made it anunrnuuu. Slowly the spider would descend by an al- most Invisible thread nutll 1t reached the In- strwment, where it wonld remain_until the practicing was over. A warm friendship grew up between musielin nnd splder, which was highly creditable to both, ‘Fhere i3 much in the study of THE ANIMAT, WORLD v to revive romance, kindie enthustasm, and cultivato tho_noble virtues of Kindness and humanity. The considerate and respeetful way I whicli the Bible and sncred Seriptures of ull great relliions speak of tho lower or- ders of creatlon ought to Insplro us with like spirit. ‘Truly and” Leautifully Ruskin de- seribes the attitude & gond and noble man ng- sunes toward the animals: * Tho gentleness of ehlvalry, properly so called, depends ou tho recoznition of the order and pwe of lower and loftier wnimal 1ife, o . . Thera Is, per- haps, in all the * Llind? nothing mere deep in siguificance—there Is nothing in all Hterature more perfeet i hunan tenderness and honor for the mystery of inferlor lite—than the verses that describe the surrow of the diving horses nt tho death of Patroclus, and the cmllnrr;,rt glven them by tho greatest of tho guls,! IRON HAND IN IRELAND, Thousands of Non=-Faylng Tonunts to be Evicted Immodint;iy—Earuolis Eeadership and 0'Contoria Blogquenco —A Contli-t Deemed Inovitable—Tho oned Count=Judge Fitzzorald and Foremnn Corcornn — Distross Among the Poor. New York Sun. Dunrry, Jan. 27.—Thoclosing of the debato on thouddress in reply to thu Queen's speech was hailed with feelings of relier inthis coun- try, ‘Chere can be no doubt whatever that tho English public generally, as” well ag the two llouses, have undergone n process of education upon Irish affairs durg the fort- night that has elupsed sinee tho opening of the session which cnnnot fail to benr good fruit, Mr. Parnell surpassed hlmself in statesmanlike prudenco and enorgy, and J. P, 0’Connor’s eloquence wns never used to greater purpose than during the past week, Coerelon has been delayed for one fortnight at lenst, which elrcumstance thoss beblud the scenes canniot but rexard g an unmixed Dlessing, knowing s they do that the very day thoso hated ncts becomengain the law of the Jand sces oncs more the crowbar brigade enrolled, | The fact 18 not disgulsed; indeed, so far from that, Lords Waterpark, Clanricarde, Donoughmore, and muny others have openly announced their iutention to at once put in forcu tho processes which they hold ready, I i told that soma thousands of evietions will tako place Immediately, and that the lurge forcg of military now atationed In this country will be placed ut the disposal of ‘the landlords, ‘There I8 no doubt whatever that ~this barbarous oppresslon will bo resisted. Conflict Is iney- itable, and thereean be but one result, How can the country peoply stand before dy. oons? The Crown lawyers 1n the Court ol ueen’s Bench did their best to prove that tiu question wis not whint the Lengue nain- tain it to be,—constitutional and strl within tho lhnits of the Inw, Thy G uent of this conntry Is curlnlnlr not constl- tutionnl, Meeting nftor meoting 1s prohibited ordlsperagy, the mngistratos, on their own re- spousibility, slmply erdering tha polics to dis- perse the crowds, ~The ather day six respec able shoplkeepers were fined £10°ench for col- Jecting money in Mayborough for League purposes. ‘Lhiey used no ntimidation what- ever; entered the shops in brond daylight and usked for subscriptions, which wero ut onco chcerfully glven, ‘The constabular wera on the watch nnd pounced on the col- Jectors, ‘I'he League his nothlng to do now Dt arrange o new name and program, call thamselves o rellglons society huviig o ehinr- ftable abjuct, and sue it tho Govornment dure ntertere then. ¢ ‘The result, carefully forescen and prepared Dby the English press, and to obtain which the manufacture of outrnges wus persistently carried out all lnat sunimer, must bo sitis- tactory to all those lnterested, We seo Par- linment stirred to a piteh of vindletive fur such us perhinps has never before been wit- nessed, and backed by a enm&mct benly of public’ opinton so blindly prujudiced us to oven look fayorably upen the cmployment aml natursllzation of the clOturs Bys- tom, Prof. Thorotd Rogers, wn Ox- ford _don who managed to humbui the Irish of Southworth into o bullut thnt he understood and sympathized with the nntlonal grievances of “thelr country, hus rooted out u brace of precedents, dating from 1004 and 1640 wespectively, und Inid them be fore Purlinment, with u viow to muzzling the free discussion of the said natlonnt krlev- nnces, ‘The tomper of the country I8 op- posed to adopting uny such process g cloture, but thore §s” no doubt whutever that tho endurance of the constituencies fy stratned to the utmost by the persistency of the Irlsh members who huve ‘been found to Do Incorruptible (what Irish M, 1%'s have not always been?) In' audition to their othor wi- plousing qualities, “Tha igan election, which hos been lost to the Libernls by o largo wmujority, Is puinted to by Rudicals and Con- gervatives alike a3 an Indication of what ma; be expectod all over the country, If, necovd- ing tv one y, the Govermment per- slfi I thelr miad policy of porse cutlon and caerclon, “or, “accordig to the ‘Torles, as # judgment upon thew for not having long ago shut Mr, Paruell's two colleagnes’ wouths by lmprisonment, ‘I'he law adiits of two rea 8, Jtegarded 88 & protest by the Liberals agalnst the policy of the lve, 1 count that thore are at Jeast 1,609 1 " 10 Wian, and that tho Lineral eandidato b promised to votengalnst coereion. “Fhe Con- serviives elaim that thelr majority points to the steady revatsion agalnst the “revolu- tonary tennts ™ of Mr, Parnoll, 1t 18 lmnos- sible to foutnl & Judgment on sueh slender data ns we posseys, Several more eleetions woulil be ne: to ganze Englsh Liboral ovtulon. We e told_every dus that this |y thoronghly with Mr. Gladstons and his Gov- ernment} that the country will support him fun “strong Land bill.” “The Indueements und encouragements hetd out to the Irish party are Iunumersble, but vain ag they are innimorable, They will not be Induced to seeept cosrelon as the price of that “plic fnn bug,” the fortheoming Land Ll fortnhizht fgo, when the conntry way digesting angrily the messize of good will embodiel in the Queen's speeeli, mysterlouy hints were drovped of 8l the good points Lie new measure was to posse It was to o further thin the wildest dreams of the and reformers; It was Lo ke every one happy and wipe away forever the tears of the tenunts; but it was o bs preceded by co- crelon, ‘The mythlenl bitl wis to bs pur- chused at that_price. ‘The Government is swayed by the Whig landowners, und publie opliifon, or the greater butk of which in turn hus beon ereated by the newspaper onte rages, I8 on their side, Buglish people firm- Iy believe that Iretand g at"the present nio- ;xu::n.m the horrors of the Communtst revo- utlon, i ‘Flie eharges of the Judges at the Inst As. sizes had 08 much to do in bringing about this state of exeltement ns the aehlevements of the * speclals,” It iy ruri_“ diflicuit to by llove that Mesers, Bogg, Flizgerall, nnd Dowse had not recelved @ hint from that mysterlous centre of mischlef, Dublin Cas. tle, ns to what key they were piteh thelr pronunciamentos in, - The antecedents of all hrea diguitnries polnt ot least to n prob bility of the truth of an assertion very gene ally made, At one period of the Stute trials 1t was aunonnced by the defense that the old electlon speeches made by Mr. Herom, Juduy Narry, und Judue Fitz; heread in evidénce. Tho famois nineteenth Indiet- i 1 suppose, ineluded them, slong with th evieted tenants aud the priests, n Iy fall, 1t was n masterly stroke of policy on the part of the Custle to enter u noile prosequl on that count. The exposuve of fendnllsin in Ireland for the last thirty years, which - was fntended, and ‘which would have followed the ex- aniinatlon of the wvvicted tonauts, wis not to e perinitted by the privileged easte which rules through the Castle the judleature and magistracy of thelr country. "There wus n Jaugh In the Cenrt when the Crown lawyers announced their Intentlon to abundon “the count, the only one of the whols nineteen, under which the evidence conld be recelved, It shortencd the trlal by at least slx weeks, for the defenss was at unce closed, and the counsel began thelr speechies. Not a single person hasmlstiken tho drift of this act on the part of the Attorney-General. The land- lords would not face tho expusure. Such wis openly stated to be thoe real meanlug of this retreat, wnd the theory put forward by the lawyers that their object was to ** save timo and money,’” was scornfully rejected, To Mr, Adwns lins been awnrded the palm of merit for his oratory, although Mr, A M. Sulllvan’s splendid speech in - no wuy de- tracted from hls well-known reputation, Mr. Adnmg' speech was short, inelsive, und of a sustalned brilllancy from first tolnst. All Dublin has been tatking of 1t, and the gifted junlor may conslder hils future nide. Judge’ Fitzgerald complimented him highly, bracketing him ogether with Mr. A, M. Sullivan, but I doubt I a compliment from that quarter will earzy welght suve Wwith the attorneys, On Puesday nieht soven policemen, it wny sald by Judge Fitzgerald’s orders, mounted guard’ before that rmmummrf'u hall duor, Last night this force was doubled. The peor fetlows must have been gratetul to his lord- ship for the extra duty lmposed upon them, esp 11y tukbing the weather Into sccount— their rest for the lust ten duys b ouie- thing quite unprecedented, Judge Fitzgers ald need sulfer no apprehenslons his w dows are safe enough, So too, no doubt, those of his friend, the foremnn of tho jury Mr. Corcoran, But for this gentlemnn’s ac- tion there woulld have been an scquitlal, Mr, Coreoran belongs to n famlly of respecta- ble corn nerchunts, dolng business in Jumies streot, Catholie, md well known for thele liveral views., ‘o defenso considered him onc of their safe men, — Ominous whispers were current in the vieinity of the beneh on Monday. "Tho -Chief-Justices reg- Istrar told nie that there were two *boot- oaters” on the jury, and that one of them was the fastinan one wonld suspect. On Tuesday maorning o person who hud Tunched with the Judges in thelr privato room remarked casu- nlly that 1t would have been well to have ob- aerved sonie show of decency, and that to see Ernest and Arthur Fitzgerald, sons of tho Judge of that name, in conversation with the Toreman, dld_not look well, This person slded: 17 Mr, Dillon (meaning the solleltor for the detense) knew as much as 1 do, we shonld have n new trial. The girls {(the Judge's daughters) totl me yesterduy that Corcoran wus perfectly snfe.” 1don's eare ote way or other, you lnow, 1 am on the Land-Leagne side, but thut fellow wants to De made « J, 1% and to get Into soclety through the Fitzgeralds' influence. 'The Fltzgeralds would not know the Corcorany at Killlsey this very summer. 1 eannotquite, suy I this sidden Trivndship has grown up shiee Coreoran was drawn for the jury; but Ithink ity Ithink It very strongly, Depend upan it, when Val Dillon gets nold of the story, you will all hear of o fine legnl sean- nl. 3 1 ive ?'rm this for what It Is worth, The -spenker hod come stralght out of tho Judges’ Mr. Corcoran's father-In-luw, ono Hynes, & guano merchant of this clty, who huid aunssed o nrge fortune In that luciative if fll-odoyed calling, purehased Intely u inrxo estate, Followhg the usnal practiees of land Jobbens of his ctags, he ot once ralsed tho tents, doubling and trebling them fn many fustances all round. The Land Leazus lost no time_In conununleating with this model Jundlord, Ilo hns not even had Grithih's valuation, and his son-ln-law, the foreian ot the jury, has testitied blasympathy with him by standing out for a convietion,” Val Dil- lon's face, when noor Mr. Bireurry lnnocent- Iy observed, here are ten of 1 unanimous, my lord,” was o pletire 1o bolioll, Glaring atCoreoran with all the rage which his ex- pressivo and large countenaneo cotdd con- tnln, the smile which those words aroused wus like o flash of Dehtnlng breaking throngh o thunder cloud. L do nat enyy Mr, Corcoran Lis position for some time to come, It whil takoe all tho social amenitles of the j‘mlllu{nl eiroles of soclety to muke it bearable Tor him, Sad nceounts of the distress como, in from varfous quarters of tho country, ‘e west const, as usnal, Is the worst afilicted. Dublin, ns 1 predicted, I3 stply In o torrible state, The death rate Inst week was at the rato of forty-five per 1,000 per sunony, A lotter ap- peared alimnltancousty In the Ireeman’s Journal, Dbty Express, und Irish 4'hnes, calling the nttentlon ot the Doublin eitizens to the nlmost total lack of chnritubie feeding apparatus in Dublin, mud contrasting the city unfavorably In that respeet with Edinburg and the provinelal towns of Scotland and Engtond, Fifteen hundred poor people nre dally fed In Edinburg, 1t sebms, and' lnst winter, when our Dublln rato of wartallty wus forty-thres theirs was ohly seventeoi, The Prowestant Bishop of Meath at ance wrote a letter In corroboration of the writer's statemuents, a meeth )i of Indies was ealled, and the eity divided Into districts, ench dise frict allotted s visitors and reHeving oflicers, wiiet it g to U haped that tho wortallty bils will speedlly show that some improvement Tias been effected In the wretehed statoof the destitnte Dublin poor, 1 was rather amused at the tons *DPlunkott Meuth” s the Blshop slgns himselt, took In iy letter. Tl discoveredd onw little soup-kitchen in Dublin, where, once & week, same lndles attended for o hour to dole out soup, and ho crows hugely over this evidence of the loving char- Ity of ‘the upper elass 1o quotes Script- ure and deseribes ut glowing length thess mindstering angels In white aprons who zlve an hour oneo n week to feed the hungry slek poor of the maost neglocted and patpers {llxddu“ clty—Naples, porhaps, oxcopted—of 0 world, ‘I'hils utter neglect of all their duties to the poar by tho rieh gentry has been n noticenble fenture of thelr relgn, now happlly over. Bad as Dublin s in this respeet, the country was Infinltly worso off, for u system of putly tyranny was earried on thers which wis in some cases littlo short of flendish. One of the ehief offenders In this way wus ons Aune thony Ormsby, of Balla, County Mayo. I hopo to have ah opportnlty ere long of Vs 1ting his estato, nnd will relato for the benetit and Instruction of transutlantic readers whut Lsvound henr there. e Strange I ‘True, ‘That pain and suffering will bo tolerated or years, In some cases, when a simple meany would eradicato ull discomfort, Mr, Jot L. Barry, foreman Bowker, Tory & Co., BowkerSlreet Steans Marbls Warks, Buston, Mass, thus writes: 1 huve suffered with rlieuwatlsm tor wmt aud found no L cure until I tried the ‘Great Germun Rew cflfi, 8t. Jacobs Ol I used It, anduin now [ rely well, CURRENT GOSSIP. MINCE-PIE, Albany Argus, A genlogian dld sup pon 1 new minee-pl He swore that all this nightin.ry *1lie ‘Was but withla s cye. That night he tumbled into bed, Amid bis bouschold gods, Whon lo! aeross the counterpane, Crept fourteen decupods! #Cruatacean curses!” cried the sago, * Have [ been taking tods?” Bt as he spoke his pillow swarmed With totradacapods] e Poor man! tho perspiration pours (Thu kind one uever fana), For now tha head-bonrd's hideous with Nino entomostesennst He leape, that geologlin-— 15 irikes tha cotd, bare fioor; e f7 gone, s mind reatorod— e eata juce-pio ho wore. AOME NOYAL CURIOSITIES, Some gueer bits of hlstory and romance are revealed to an - Intelligent reader of the Almunach de Gotha, though the courtly prejudices of its editor prevent him from muaking themn public. ‘Thus he does not telk us that the Empress of Austrin's Lrother, Prinee Charles Theodora of Davarln, Is o aurgeon, nd a very good one: nor that tho Jandgravine Aarle of Hesse-Philippstalil went through the Bankrupt Court In 18703 nor isthere any indieatlon of the remwmrringe of the hereditary Princess Mary of Monaco, who was separated from her husband because thelr marriage was null through the “bull- dozlng? of her wmother by Napeleon 11L, but whose son remains legitimate—a gueer out- come this! Under the head of *'Reuss” (m} the males of the house are christ- ened Ilenry oand numbered, the serles beginning with the eentury) we find no men- tlon of Prince Ienry XX, who married a efrens-rider, and wus dropped from the fum- ity voil, "Che Emperor or Russia’s peculine family relations are, naturally, not dwelt upun, Who would think, when glancing at the chapter devoted to tho King of Sweilen and !\urwue‘. who styled Diwself sovereign of the Goths and Wends, that bls ancestar was Berundotte, son of 8 French lnwyer, and such a Kine-hater that he had his arm tat- toned with n Phrygian eap and the motto, “Death to Kings!” From the list of the Princesses of W urwmhwi:. too, we miss the nawne of the Princess Dauline, who had the bad taste to narry & man who wast't born,—Dr. Willini, of Breslay,—and to ob- serve, when the Court-preschier who per- formed the ceremony dwelt upon her con- deseenslon and the sucrifice she was about to make, that she was ninking no sacritice at all, but was the happiest woman In the world. 'Tho European soverelkn who hus the most remnrkable array of titles 1s nnguestionably the Emperor Franels Joseph, who wrltes himselt—or fs entitled to write hiwself— Tanperor of Austriag Apostolic King of Jun- garys Klng of Bohewia, Dalmatia, of Crog- tha, of Shavonia, of Gallela, Lodemerin, and Iiyriay King of Jerusalem: Archduke of in; Grand Duke of Tuscany and Cra- covia: Duke of Lorraine, of Salzburg, of Styrla, of Carinthis, of Carnlols, and of Bukowln; Grand Prince of Trausylvania; MargravenlMoravia; Duke of Upper Sllesin, of Nether Silesia, of Modens,of Parma, of Pl cenzaand Guastella, of Auséhwitz an Zator, of Teschen, Triutl, Rugusa, and Zara; Princely Count of Hapsburg, of Tyrol, of Kvburg, Goritz, and Gradiseas Prinee of Trent and Drixen; Margrave of Upper Lusatia, of Nether Lusatin, and 1strins Count of Holen- winbs, Feldilrel, Deizance, Sounenburg, ete.; Lord of Trleste, Cottaro, and the Wend Marehes, * ete,” In the matter of Christlan names, it is o deetdely etose thing hetween tha llouse of Portugal and the Parma branch of the Bour- bons. " Duke Robert of Panna, within n twelvemonth, wis made the huppy father of a daughter muned Muvln Immuenla Louisn Franoes Praxedes Annunnclation Theresa Pia Anne Ferdinann Antolnette Josephine Lueia Awmllunlu Philomena Clotildn Emer- entluna Martha Julla, and a_son ehristened Joseph Mary DPeter Paul Francels Robert “Thoums Aquinns Andrew Avelllno Blasing Muurus Charles Stansilans Louls Philip-of- Nerl Leo Bernurd Antoine Ferdinand, “This was dotnz well, but we must own to a eneaking preference for the younger son of the King of Porugal, who answers to the nmne of Alphonso Henry Nnpoleon Mary Leter-of-Aleantara Chiurlss Humbart Amad- ens Ferdinand Anthony Michael Raphael Gubriel Gonzage Xavier Franes-of-Assist Jobn Augustus Jutius Volfando Ignatiuns de Braganza - Savoy - Bourbou -Saxe - Coburg - Gotha, Duke of Oporte, In the order of sunlurll}'. the Emperar of Drazil heads the list of reigning sovereigns, having ascenaed the throns April 7, 1831, when he was only 6 yenrs of age, Willluin, Duke of Brunswick, succeeded 1o the crown thirteen days later, but he was then 25 yenrs V. ria (June 29, 1837), s third on tho list; the Bmperor of Austrin (Dece. , 1648), Is seventh: Wiillam 11, of 1lolland (Mureh 17, 1810), Is elghth: Alexander L, of Russta (Mareh 2, 1534, I8 twelfth. Prince of Montenexro hns worn 4 crown longer than the Emperor of Germuny, wi only aseended the throne ot Prassin Jaw, 7, 1801, ut thy ake of 6J, and was crowned Em- peroT lena w's Inter, ‘T'ho Junior sovershizn Is Prince Charles of Schwarzburg-Sonders- hausen, crowned on the 17th ot July last. ‘Iaking them by age, the peror of Ger- muny heads the Jist, hnvine been born March 1507; then comes the Ditke of Brunswlek, April 25,1506 then the Pope, Leo XI1IL, Dorn Mareh 2, 1810, "The youngest Is Alfonso XIL ot Spatn, born Nuv, 23, 1857, Frou the list of ovders we tearn that the }n’ct’mly- ored) Sovercign Order of St John of Jernsalewm traces bick to 1120,—In- eedd, It mny be tracwd to 10885 that the Order of the Golden Fleece dntes from Jun, 10, 1205 the Order of St Hubert of Bavarla from 14445 the Order of the Elepliant (Denmark) from HE3, wid that of Daneborg from 1219; the wilitury Order of Calutravw (Spain) trom 1158, that ot St. Jnmes of the Sword from July 5, 1175 that of Aleantara from 1156, and that of Our Lady of Montesp from 13185 the Order of the Garter from Jan, 19, 1548 st that of tho Tinth from 18405 the Ovder o Chrlst (Povtugal) from L3L7, and that of St. Benediet tront Aug. 138, 11625 the Order of St Andrew (Russiu) from 16085 and the Order ot the Sennph (Sweden) from 1230 or 1 B shles tho existing orders, therd are Lventy- four still conferred by Soverelgns that have been dothroned, but o longer recognized by the Governments of their countries, thiee of which are eredited 1o Mexico, It 18 not every one thit knows that Honduray has an Order of Suntn Rosn, Nlearagun an Order of San Jnon, and Venezueln an Order of the Lust of Dolivar, ABOUT OYSTERS, New York Sun, “Among nll the hundreds of persons who open oysters In this city, there Is notone who opens them on the Euyopenn plan,” sald an exaspernted Frenchman to n Sun reporter. *1 have lved In your country twenty-six yenrs, amd during all that time 1 have seen only ane oyster-opener who knew nhls bus nese.‘That man wos at the famous old M son Doree, i Fourteenth street. (llero the Frenehman heaved & slgh) Mar- tinez, poor fellow, had to advertise for weoks before ho got him, and 1'm not suro but that at lust the oyster-opener bhad to Le Imported, Thero s o cor- rect way for domg alnost everythimg, and generally wthe correct way IS the cusiost, as In this matter of oponing oysters, ‘Che way to open an oyster so 08 to save all the ligquur, which, to connolsseurs, 18 n vals vablo part, Is not to smush It und murder It, ne IMOSL Of YOur oyster-oponers do, lor 1o ‘atab ’ it, ns thoy do In Boston, Balthinoro, Washington, and other pluces, Awd then your oyster-openersalways Iny out the oyster on the flay o1 convex shell, o thut by the thme your plate of Syaw on the half sheil? comes to you, what Hitle julcs that wos not spliled In’'the stuughtering hns il run away, “Uha Hve oyster apens und closes 1ts shells at will by menns of u tough little membrany, or *hilpge, sbout 1 quarter or n third of an Lich I lonigth, This hinge 1a at tho small or nar- row end of the oyster. 18 followa that all that Is needed to bo dono to separato the two shells, whether the oyster isallve or dead, is to sever this little hinge, It 1s Invisiblo wheit the sholls nre ¢losed, but thuse who ui- drstand the bustness (ud any one ean learn it Iu five minutes) Kiow exictly where and bow to find it, “ ¥ havestowed thislittlo triok toscores of aystar-upencss, bul, heeause 1t 13 o little dit- ficult ut trst, lllc%uu ol With tholr mauling and_ stabbing, Now, wheu Martinez ha unnll{ seeured this Freneh oyster-opener, who knew his business, e set “hiu at work ab the sido of the man who opencd after the barburous fushilon still i \'cfluu in this couns try, What wis the result ? Why, he opene: two oysters whilu tho other jusn was open- one, and oyster that ho opened was Iaid ont.on the deep’shell without a drop of the {Inlt ln-lnt: Jost. It 1swone of the greatest l:!mmm i the world to eat_oysters opened nthat way, But you Amerieans always go In for appearancis, And when T ask an yster-opener why he doesw’t plve e my ysters on the deep shell, even it Jie must open them [ the wronge way, he alwnys snys he presents then on the flat or convex: shells begause they look better sol “"Then there’s anather shameful outrage npon us lovers of the oyster, I iean the ex- orbitant price sa have to pay for them, Naw, nothing less than a dozen and o hulf of vysters on the half-sheil wilk satisty me., So, s gee, ut 20 centy e plate—hall o dozen to the plate—Iit costs me 0 cents every thue [ vit oysters, The original cost of these elehitéen oysters would be about 10 or 12 i vents, Itk really ton bad that oysters ean- not be obiained eheaper in the conntry, so that the poor, expeclally the sick, wishi zet mure of theu, for I eonsider then about to best article of diet that we ean get, A1 oys- ter 1s the only thing that 1 know of that can he recefved With npanity fnte a eolingsed Btonmeh too fecble to seerete the digestive tuids, I’hysiolozists bave discovered the Rlngular faet that the oyster containg these Nuldein itsell, so that when eaten um{ ai- zest themselv 1 lmve caten oysters witha cen relish when the mere slghi or even the thought of any other kind of foud would make we sick.”? —— IMAGINATION. The following story Is told by an old physi- cinn of Worcester Connty, Massachusetts, 1 was ealled Inton nelghborlng town to visltn patient. 1t being about the middle of the day, the oll gentleman of the lhouse (over 60 yedars oll) Invited e to stop und dine. At dinuer he says: "I don’t know as you like my dinner,” Y Why, yes,” sald I3 “1do; Ilikeit very well; it s very goud.” “I guess you don’t know what you are eatine “Why, yes I do,” sald I; It Is some new corned beet.” “Al,” sald the old gentleman, *ft Is horse beef.” * L don't belleve it,” I reptied, “1t1s,” snid he; “1 declure it is some of my old mare.” wns not miteh aecqualnted with him nt thut thnes 1 looked ot him supposing him to Joking, but could not dis- cover a mustle of the face to alter or change. I had just tuken another plece on m%‘ plate and” a monthful of the second sllce In my mouth, aud, intact, it was hiorse-meat sure enough,—1 could taste it as plainly a8 wmy olfactory nerves would ais- cover the seent of an old horse, The wore 1 chewed it the more disngreenble it tasted, £ continued picklng and tastine a little sanco which I could swallow, but the meat, ns the negro sabd, would not go. Iat last gave o swallowns 1 do with o dose. of physie, 1 thought that I would huve thrown the con- tents of my stomach up nt the taole, 1 after- ward tasted a little sauee, but took eare not to put any inare meat fnto my nouth, and Kept thue with the famll il was 1 when dinmer was over. It being eool westher, the old gentleman went to smoking and teftime storfes. At last e says: “1won't leave you In the dark about your Itold you we had horse-meat for and so it was. [ told you it was souie af my old mare, und so it was, for I swapped hier awuy for a steer, aud that was some of the beet.” have ever sinco been glad that the old gentleman put the Ji onme, for 1 never should otherwise hitve known how far ln- agination could have carrled me. MAKING IT SA FACTORY, Wall Street Datly News, During dinner-hour one day last fall one of the workmen oy the bridge-npproach put away his pall. brushed the crumbs off his lap, and turned to a fellow-laborer and said : “Jdhw, I don’t think I'll vote at nll this fall,” “You won't? Why, man, whatails you to talk that way “Well, you see, I've been rending aml listening, 1'm told that if the Democrats get into power they will pay the Rebel duobt, and it the Republicans hang on they mean to make eabbage-heids worth 84 aplece. Lilon’t want to help either party ruin the eountry.”” * Now, tlieti, o you see me?’ asked Jim, "s..“f mlxwmd himself around. “ And Inever told you a le?” * Never.” “ Well now, vou fsten. 1€ the Demoernts attempt that trick all we've got to do [s to Into ankruptey and have: no assets but these olil pickaxes, 1¢ the Republleans ran wp the price of enbbage-heads to $4 1t will by agood chunee for you snd me to sell out at our full value! D'ye hear:” 1 da, Jimmy,” vepl face Highted up like o Pl be Dlessed 18 L don ward ln New York.” QUL Little Johnny says in his enso n spauking is always a bare end reality. A white man who bad marrled a negress offered ¢color-blinduess ns an ¢ A tall that I3 tolled,” remarked the gate- keeper when hie cauzht a horse by the “con- cluston, while he madethe rider pay the fure. I1e who Ariuke and goas nway Wil llve to drine. auolhor duy, But he who drinks between e drinks Right quickly In tho gutter sinlks. A . recent obitunyy notlee says: **Mr Smith wus an estimuble citlzen, Oe ared with perfect reslguation. Ile had recently been married ! The Yonkers Gazette hns nn article en- titled: “What Do We Eat 2’ Thut de- }wmls. 1f you live fnn boarding-house, no suunin being enn tell, Those peaple wh when they are sad w it by Curran, who said of Byro, ¢ i Who first W 3 uver his wife, then wipes bis eyes with the publie,” o arms, to armsl” is tha battle-ery of the physicing a3 he starts ont with his'vie- clne mnttors—Rochester Lemocrat, *'T'he Greakl ‘e Greek!” he munnurs us he atrikes the Lrish tenvwent.—Lustoir Convmer- clal thltetin. Beaconsfield, It issald, wroto * Endymion twenty years ngo, ‘Therefore, yomig man, bu not cast down that your contributions to the papurs hiave been “vojectod, Instead of sending then to an unapprecintive press, stow thon nway for twemy yeurs, At thy clot that thne they may dring you much gold, Avuny rate, It Is worth trylug, Stow thom away,—Heston Transeript, A Rockland man read that one should en- denvor 1o uraw sumething wiviul from every- thing ha saw, und nobly resulved w profit by che teun ‘That night, When the moon wis hltden, he essuyed 1o draw o numbel ot waetul cordwoud " sticks from his nelel Lor's woartpile, and goy lled 30 full of saltout of ngun that he won't Lo able o tuste unythig fresh for the bulance of his e —Hockland Courier, Little Willio was in Vermont nt his aunt’s with his awoimn on u suunner visit, One day hisuant gave hlin o cake of hnpls 1t 8 not 5o good ay when iU was she sald, *but vou will 1ake 1ty P'm - Willlo wondeved, ns o nibbled the deliclous morsel, how 1L ever conld haye beon any betier. “The firat thae e uid s mannng wers alons hiv remarked, *Say, iy, the next tine we come here, lot's come when muple-sugar s ripe!” Fronceh Lonvetiers, ¢ Pall 3lall Gustie, Ta the Freneb country guitlumen degirous of beine tnmpod with the irk ot ofliciniiam, tho anicient otijee of *louvetlue ' prosents o st resoureo whea ull otwrsbuye fiikod. ‘Mo oflice, however, cunnot by obunned Wincs thero urg wotved, ind wolves ure pol niwavs fortheoming, “Tho wouid-be louvetier hug buen oven hown by SNPOFE it wolt, or to rear i Hiter o secrewiieh, when duly grown, are lut out (o by Bt Thiw Intter course,’ howoever, I8 not unutiondud With cortith perils. A comival story 1s tuld uf n louvettor wiin buving suared souo ting s pec, awens of (ho ruce mnd tugged thow loose, 10vited thu Protect to be presen®i » woit-bunt, Noth- Iug was funpd until, when the qurfnw unu s diatinguisbed wuest were viding hono to- ¢ h ut of thg hushies rushed aluli-gvow A the othor, ns his store clivomo, ** and b try to vote in every always write poetry ¢ well na ervedly ¢ i ad wolf, whicli rushed ut thy louvedler with espres- wions of dullght which soenied Bk ferocity, ‘The Dreteut fusned pulog (hio lnavetivr, with tespar- utw resulution, drew” bis kuifo und stublied 1 anlionl deud. “lravol™ erlod the Prefuc WA mere aatter of proc " suid 1o other, coolly; 1 Lkuow my wolv o ———— Nlk=Munuincture, Hoven bundred thoussnd women In Franee gud Luly ure ewployed ln the wanafacture of 1w 8K Trow the cocoon, ——— Attention Yoters.—Look to your jnterest and ;;v:pdongr bills by using Dr, pull's Cough rup. ' RADIVAY'S READY RELIET, DR. RADWA"'S SARSAPARILLIAN RESOLVENT, Changes as Scen and Felt, as they Daily Oceur, Aft- er Using a Few Doses, 1. Good splrits, disnppearnnce of wenknos: Innguor, melnneioly, increase and hardiness of flesh nnd muscles, ete, # Strength jucreases, appetite [mproves, rels 1ah for fund, no DOt sOUT eructations of water tensh, goonl digestion, calm and undisturbed sleep, awaken fredb wod vigorous, g “"'lll]""‘fl'"“’ of spots, blotches, plriples; the sk looks clear uad healthy: 'tho uring changed {rom Its tnrbid and cloudy appearwico 1o a tlewr eherry or ninber color: witer pusses frecly from the bindder throngh the uretbra without pain or seniding; little or no sediments no paln ar werkness, 4. Marked diminution of quantity and fro- quency uf Involuntury wenkening “discharges 4if afilicred fin that way), with certuingy of por- manent cure, Inerensed sireugth exhibited in tha secreting glnmis, and function barmony ro- stored Lo the 6everai orrmns. b. Yellow tmge an_the white of the eyes, nnd the swarthy, sdalfron nopesrance of tho skin chnged ton clear, liv nd healthy culor, O Those suffering from weak or ulverntod lunge or tuhercles will realize grent benotit in peetorating freely the tough phlegm or mueug the Junps, nir eetls, bronehl or windplpe, thront or hend: diminishing the frequency o cuugh: generul inerense uf strength throdghons tha w m: #toppage of night-sweats und paing and Teelings of weskness aronnd the snkles, legs. shoullers, ete.; eessation of call und chills, sense of aulfocation. hurd breathing and puroxyam of cougion lymg down or urisfog in the binrning. Al those distressing syinptoms wradually and surcly disappear, %, A8 diy ufter day the SARSAPARILLIAN 18 taken new rlpnd of returning heald will uppears 0% tha blowd hnproves in rurlty und strengtlt disease will diminish. and all forelgn und Inipure deposits, niddes, thwors, eancers, bursl luimos, ete, bo resolved nwnf. und the unsoiund innde sonnd and henlthy: uleers, fever sores, chironio skin digcases, krivdually disappont. K. 11 chases where the svsicui has been salle yuted, and Mercury, Quicksllver, CorrosiveSube Hmate have oeeuniulated uml becume deposited inn tho bones, Jojuts, cto., caustng carles of the bones, rickets, spinnlcurvatures, contortions, white rwellingy, ¥aricore veins, ete., tho SAR: HAPARILLIAN will resolve awny these deposits and exterminute the virus of the disease from tho system, U {f thoso who are taking these medicines for tho cure of Chronie, Serofulous, or Syphilitiy diseases, however kluw tmuy be the cure, " Teel bettor® rud find their reneral heakth nprovin, thelr tlesh aud welght inerensing, or oven keep- ange its own, 1t 18 1 sure glign tht the vure 13 pros Rressing, In these disenses the putient eithes Rets butter or, worse,—the vicus of the disease iy not fnnctive: If not perested and delven feom the blowd, 1t wil sprond and continue o unders mine th titntion. As soon n8 the BATSA PARILLIAN makes tho patient **(eot better,® every bour you will grow hetter and fncrease Ji kenlth, strength, and tieah, “The great power of this remedy (8 In diseasog that threaten death, 0s in CONSUMPTION of the Lungs and Tuberculous Phtbiste, lu-Syphilold Disennes, Wasting, De and Ulceration of the Kilneys, Dinbetes, Stow puwe of Water (Instuntuneous relief afforded whero cathaters huvo been nsed, thus doing away with the painful operation of usiig thes insteuments, dissolving Stono in the Biadder anit in nli cases of inflammation of the Blad= der and [idneys. In chronle cases of Loucorrhaa and Uterina Bisonscs, QOue hotile contains more of the setiva prinels '\h‘s 0f Medleines than nny other Prepnmtion, Taken In Tenspranful doses,whiloothers requira five or slx thnes a8 much, « DOLLAR T =, =R. RADWAY'S READY ' Scrofue oration BOTI'L R. RELIEF CUNES AND PREVENTS athing. Bowe! Complaints, 100%enuxw, DInrenen, Chotern Marbus ur painfal is elurkey Trotn tio b L R s by toin Tt It ;.i ellat, No amore 0B OF IntimAton, 10 WeukTIoN OF lassitudu, W foliuw th uae o1 the it. I, nf. 1 WAS THE FHST AND I8 THE ONLY PAIN REMEDY that Instantly staps tho mMost excruciating patng, allays lnttununntions, and cutes Congestions, whcther of the tontoch, Bewels, oF othet plunds or pltention IN 110 N H INUTES, verucmting paky the N, bulient, Crippled. Nerve ostrsed with disense mny FADY RELIEF wlil afford No muttes Rhietint ouR, Neu puller, RAI instnnt enge, INFLAM NI INFLASMATION 3 CONUESTION OF P12 LUN BORE TINMOAT, DIFFICULT BREATHING BALPILATION OF THI: BEART, BYSTEIICS, CROUP, DIFITHEIA. | rerAA HEADACHE, TOOTITACIS, NERVOUSNESS, S1EEPLESS HEURALGIA, KHEUNATIS Igie, WA INEYS, HIE; AJLAUDEIL BOW N 0 a8, CHILBLAINS, AND FROST NI'TES. The upplication ot the Hendy Rellef to the part or pierits where the paiu or dificulty exista will ntlopd ense snd comtort, Thirty to siaty drops in half a tumblor ot water Will I 0 few tuinntes cure Cramps, mns, Sour gtomech, Henrtburn, Sick Heads hhl(r!m;ll!.l l{)!nuh ‘olie, Wind 1o the lt Tnternu veters should nlway ¥ # buttle of Rade why' Hendy e A fow drops tn whier will girvev P from chnoga of witler. 11 §s Letier thon French Braudy oe Bitters us a stimulunt, FEVER and AGUE FEVER AND AGUR cured for fifty conts, There 8 not u remedinl agent fu this wirld that witl eure Fover und Ayue and all othor Malurie ous, Kitlous, Lyphoul, Yellow, aud oths g fevers aided by RADWAY'S PILLS) S0 quickly o8 RADWAY'S READY RELIER. FIFTY CENTS PER BUTTLE, RADWAY'S Regulating Pills! FERRFECT PURGATIVES, BOOTHING APERE ENTS, ACY WITHOUT PAIN, ALWAYS © RELIABLE, AND NATURAL IN THEIR OPERATION. 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Heartburn, Disgust of Fowd, Fulliivss of wulglit In the Stomuch, Sour Grictations, Binkings or Flutteriugs o the it of the Stoms weh, Bwinunivi of the Hewd, Hurried and Dl el Heenthing, Fintieriog uf the Heart, Choking. o Hllfl(lt'flllu( Sensutlony when i ¥ ing pos=" ture, Dats or Wobs befary the alghe, Fever und Dl Patn fn the Howd, Detleienoy of Pemipirus o, owtiess of tho Skin und’ Eyes, Puin i tho Bide, Cliest, Limibs, wid sudden ~ Flishes ol Hent, Burniwg {n tho Flesh, A fow dosed of Iadwuy’s Pills will froo tha ayswuw from all tho ubuv med disordors. PRICK ¥ CENTS PER HOX, BOLD Hy DRUGAISTS, Read “FALSE AND TRUE.” Bond & letter stump to RADWAY & €O ggll‘fi WARREN-8T., COR. CHURCIL-87., NB\} . 43~ Information worth thousands will be send you. 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