Chicago Daily Tribune Newspaper, April 8, 1879, Page 6

PARIS. + Badgering a President--- The Grevys and the Gossips. At the Elysee---Why the Balls, Don’t Come Off---A Story About Capoul, ‘Novelties at the Theatres---Opera-Bouffe Aotresses—Jablochkoff at the Bastile. Ont Momming with the Washerwomen al the MCareme---Infantilo and Adalt Masqueraders, A Trip to Vinconnes--Tho Ball at tho Chalet d'Idalic-—Bianchissouse Queens, Borctat Correspondence of The Tribune, Panis, March 2t.—' Bo thou as pure as tcc, 08 chaste as snow, thou shalt not escape calumny.” exclaims the poor Prince of Denmark In the tin- mortal scene with Ophelia. It 1s not, therefore, surprising that our worthy resident and bis family aro coming in for nconsiderable share of malicious criticism. Could any one holding sv high o place in France ns M, Jules Grevy hope tobe sparcd? Clearly not. [eo ts taunted with respectability; he is taunted with youthful un- respectability. Mme. Grevy’s humbto origin fs snecred at in undertones, and M, Albert Grevy's appointment to the Governor-Generalship of Algeria 1s denounced savacoly as nn act of DAREFACED FAVORITISM. ‘The President is mildly compardd with the first Bonaparte, who Jooked after his brothers’ inter- ests a0 well that at each frest victory onc or the other rose to the dignity of Kingship. The * sober and sensible Constitutionnel itself, which repeats the insinuation, bas added (rather too smartly) that the only differeuce would scem to be in Bonapnrte’s having had seveial brothers, whereas M. Jules Grevy bas but onc— a alight mistake, for he has tio, M. Albert and Gen, Grevy, both perfectly Ynown to the world outside the office of the Constitutionnel. Its alngularly -ungencrous of sheso more or less honest detractors of the Pres- Ident to suppress afl mention of onc or two no- torlous facts in connection with this Algerldn affatr, M. Jules Grevy hesitated fora long time before bo signed his brother's appointment. He foresaw the incvitable alanders {t would give birth to, and, lke Cosar’s wifo, would fain linvo been above suspiclov. But it would manijestly have been wrong had he allowed private consid- crations to outweigh the merits of au able and gencrally esteemed politician, oven though lie were his brother, when they were backed by the , Glrect solicitations of the Deputies representing the African Colony in Parliament. However, core bas been taken to give a temporary char- acter to the Governorabip; and naw it will be interesting to sce what the Arabs think of hav- {ng a lawyer to rule them, instead of a soldier. AS TO MME. GREYY, Lam ina position to destroy one falsity. The wife of the French President was not lile—cook, Sho bas beena millincr; but that was lonz since; and she has aclaim to respectful vonsid- eration cyen from those who consider bonnetaa disgrace, for J understand her husband o\ves" bla life to her. It will be porceived that France is not very Democratic at heart, howeyer Re- publican the form of her institutions may be, Qdd that, in the Land of Equality, the needle should bs deemed degrading to the fingers of o Jady who happens to become the wife of a Presi- dent. What can you expect whon Republican Minis- ters ara snobbish enough (or were tll quite Jately) to patronize that odious and vulgar “in- stltution,’"—the salon reserve,—reserved draw- ing-rooms, sacred to the oficial host and hostess, their Intimate friends, and any foreign Princes ut Princelings who may chance to attend their receptions, M. Grevy purposes reforming thut at his own receptions at least. For this heliag pos- siblya double reason. If his fustinctive sense of politenesé alone did not sugecst it, he bad cause to remember having one evening, at the tine he was Prealdont of the Chamber, : * BEEN HEFUSED ADMISSION to o salon reserve nt the residence of a certain * Miniater,—M, Telssorenc do Bort, 1 believe, but am not quite sure, 5 * - Talking of this, the weelrs pass on and noth- ing is sald of those balls wo werd.to have nt the Elysce, The President must bo waiting to have the Palace refurnlahed. A, large portion of the furniture and of the plate that have fignred at recent entertainment oof the Elysce avas the personal property of Marshal MacMahon, ond, of course, has been taken awuy to the Ruode Bellechasse. What remains is so sadly the worse for wear that M. Grevy has mado up his mind to ask for a grant for indlapensiblo honse- hold repairs. I suppose exception will he taken to this, too, though the President iy known to boa man of the simplest habltsand of most modest meane, There is no doubt whatever as to the truth of ono piece of gosaip that went the rounds some time ago, though, You know what A DANGEROUS FELLOW CArouT, has the reputation of boing. Ladies hava quar- reled over is mustaches, und gone crazy over his beautiful “gommeux" curl, What they seo in this rather offeminate coxcomb to xdintre, Heaven atone can tell! Who stall dive futo the depths of a womau's tastof ldo but men- tlon a familiar fact in sayluz that Capoul las probably turned the heuls of more women, pretty ant a young and old, than any teuor lving. Mile. Grevy, the daughter of the Preal- dent, followed the fashion. ‘The fascinating creature turned her head—for a moment; nud 8 Marriage was a8 nearly us possible the conse- uence. It was stipulated, however, that ‘apoul should leave the stuge. Only on that condition would the lady’s hand be eiven hin. He found the terms too hard for nn artist. to accept, and the match fell through, If he had d what high destites Fortine bod re- served for the woman who then honored him with ber preference, he might have made a dif- Serent cholco—nnd Atuerics would have been deprived of hearing a great singer lowering his Eldnt to the luveh or epent-boulte for the suke of carning LI forget how many thousand dollars, Ag it fs, bo fe still y is ‘Tint IDOL OF THE OPERAS, ond draws crowded houses with bis Jtomeo, ple yed to thut particularly sultable {0 JSuitet, ily. Kmilic d!Amboisy (or & Ambolsu—for the lady does not always uffect nobility). But the Marqnis d'fyry’s opera bus been tratsferred from the Italiecs to the Galte. ‘The Ituhiens will echo no more the strulng of Verui or of Donizctt!i. ‘The pretticat, most comfortable, and eclect of Parisian theatres, bas closed its doors a8 a theatre forever, Workmen are busy at this moment demolishing boxes nud paignalrs, Ina few weeks the destruction witl be ended, uml the Theatre Itatiens will be reopenud— mane olltes of an enterprisiug company. ‘Oo piss from ONe opera to anothe work entitled re Be “LA COURTS ECHELLE (Anglice, “The Short Ladder") has 1 1 foutedat the Opura Comique.. Tie wuthot et the Ibretto Is M. de ta Rounat, a gentleman who hus been spuken of as a candidate Lor the Man axcralip of the Grand 0; tie last mouth, He scons to hla subject from an Italian comedy of tiutdont; Dut the original fs probubly a dead-letter to uinety-nius out of w hundred, eu that does not matter, M. Edmond Membree, t ful composer of * Los Parlas "ur is the writer of thy musi. “He win o succes destine “La Courte Echelle" ec lave,t? as Manuged to ib other words, adead failure in epite + of ite numerous good Qualities, Another and a ¥ -y welcome Hovelty has fared y Uetle Nouyuautes. Bras- the Tnddinble penta piece, but f Mleut WOranger™ and Les Deux Nababs." which caino after, did not takeas well, Kindly the Yreuch repertoire unfitted to the demand of the hour, he looked abroad, and nis eagle eye Nehted ou Suppe's pretty opera Futiutiza. ft hus made a great “hit” at the Nouycautes, Jn changiug the bile the compony hus been changed also. TuKO Ja at Nice, and her place bas been taken by Mile.“ Prezios From a anusteal THE ‘CHICAGO TRIBUNE: TUESDAY APRIL 8, IX79-TWELVE PAGES. point ‘of view the allerntion {8 an tm- Provoment. Whatover her merita as an actress, there aro strangely exaggerated, 110,—Theo ts avilesinger. Sho ts troubled with an eternal culd, manifested In eternal huskiness; her volco wil = to = mora. buar = compartsos with Judie's or Jeanne Granter’s than thelrs “will with Nilseon’s or Albani’, Indeed, tf you go sertourly into an analyeis of her attractions, they are ‘found to consist of a Aino figure, an unliitted fund of aesurance, and acertain pretty trick of lifting her foot at the end of the couplets sha bums. Thea owes ber fortune entirely to Jacques Offenbach. Befora he. took hor up und started her in Ufo as a “etor,’? sho was a rather badly-remunerated member of a cafe-cliautant company. Her frat sppearanee In the higher walks of ‘the profes- sion was made as the heroine of Offenbach's pretty “Pomme d’Apt.” Alot of journalists raised ber to the ektes, and from that minute her reputation was—lost and won. ier next essay wasin “La Jolle Parfumeuse,’—on the whole her most satisfactory effurt. Sho bas been gradually declining since that creation. Hf ehe were vely and oldor, she would be hissed, Heing plump, presentable, und young enough, sheis likely to be run after fora few years set, LATTLE JEANNE GRANIRI'S ART {sof quite another order,—as delicate nnd fin- ised tn every detail as ‘Theo's is lacking In both. Keeping wall before her the golden rule of the stage, Artis ost eclare artem,” she acts, but never over-acts. I can't say very much for her yoive, except that it fs well managed. Peschord is perhaps the best opera-boulle singer we hava now, but ber golden day {s over. It was a treat to hear her five yenre ago, in Vassour’s dainty hut extremely finvroper “Timbale d'Argent.”? “Lo Drolt du Seigneur,” another work of the sume lively composer, ts having a great run at the Fantasies Paristennes,—a new name for an old house, the ‘Theatre Beaumarchais, whieh, hotwithstanding Its sprightly appellation, was the dullest and gloomiest of melodramatic the- atres. Alnco the mavagoment swept away the Dlood-and-thunder, sud substituted sparkling. melody and bright costumes for them, i las become quite a fashionable resort, though it ts Jar removed from the fashtonable centre, being, in fact, altuated within 1 stone's throw of THE VEACE DE LA BASTILLE, ‘This reminds me that the Place {a question ts now fuirly able to vie with tts more splendid rivals, the Place de POpera and the Place du ‘Theatre Francais, in the matter of Mumination, The Jnblochkofl Hght has been introduced at the Bustiles; and the “Lighthouses” of the “pl de In Basttlte*—a largo shop of the Hou Marche pattern—now “ pale their ineffectual tres” before the colder, but moro dazzling, flames of the Russian inventor, MI-CAREME, Six weeks of piety and fasting at a stretch would he too much for the most devout Catho- lie} so Mother Church, always ready to embrace ench opportunity of making things smooth, comforting, and generally agrecable to her faithful flock, gives them a brief respite durlug Lent, on the'day of the Mi-Careme. Nobody needs tcling that the Ml-Careme occurs on the ‘Thursday standing midway between Ash- Wednesday aud Enster-Sunday; but, ns dilfer- ent countries have different ways of cele. brating the welcome occasion, a Jittlo information as to the manner of keenly it in France will not be uvacecptable. Here, al- though it is in a measure observed by oll sorts und conditions of people, it 1s specially sacred to the meritorious but slightly racketty class of washerwomen, - Pour things! trho shall blame them ff, after working at the tub and flat-iron hoard from early morning till ine in the even- ing, with only nrest twice during the day for lasty meals, they rush into some irregularities und tollics outside the laundry? If Rosette or Marie, the blaochisseuse who brings me home my Hnen every week (very much damaged an, iniperfectly got up) find ‘life intolerable with- out thy society of Auguste, of the School of Pharinacy, or Jules, the hopeful. house-surgeon of the Charite, can Teondemn ber? She works on, week after week, from year’s end to year's end, without a halt even on Sundays, till this Blessed, fleeting day of the Ml-Careine. Carpe diem, but a fearful und momentary jor, ‘The blanchisseuses were yeaterday fnyvored by plensant weather,—nelther too hot nor tuo cold, —ond Yor some thing the sun shone down upon them witt an aintability of whieh it bas been tog ehury cince Christmas. In the inorning early, > S THE TRADITIONAL PROCESSIONS were formed at the principal laundries. Each laundry chose its Queen,.who then, attired in robes more or less repal, but at any rate ex- ceedingly faneliful, proceeded to ascend ler throne of. state, accompanied by her comrades of the waehtub, also diseuised aud embellished. ‘The throne in these enses Is the box-seat of a wagon or the most conspictious place fn at open carcinge, dignifled for the nonce by the clasate natne of charlot. . Many of the processions, of course, are sorry affuirs; buta few yeaterday cuta great dash upon the boulevards, I met oue, between the Chateau d*'Eau and the Bastille, which deserves a description. Firat tame oo herd of rugged gcamina, to clear the way. Next, an’ imposiay party of mounted huntsmen, in brignt-red Jnckets’ aud black peaked caps, who, from time to time, wound ont lusty 1f discordant airs upon thelr cora de chasscs (Anglite, hunting-horue). Be- hjud theso came the heroine of the party, the Laundry Queen, dressed in brillfant ralnent, In nearriaze drawn by two molancholy steeds, Part of her Court aecompunled her; part fol- lowed in ex or suven other carriages with melancholy steeds. ‘The costumes affected may be Sporopriacely described ae ihe adjective “striking.” Bright pinks and blues predom- inated, but scarlet wan in favor, und white had in several instances been chosen to adorn forms ag fair ag fleshy, Decolletee tollettces were the e, igh dresses the exception, must bave been eight or nine damsci¢ In each carriage, How the velieles did not crack and shiver to pieces beneath the abnormal pressure of thelr Jovely but ponderous loads, I cannot concelve, (For I beve remarked that, though they have such a bard life of It, washer: women, aso clogs, tanh und prow fat" tn Paris, somehow.) What was lacking in elegance was made up in gtitter. ‘Tinsel and gilt paper dnd a large share in the peragual embellishment of the ladles, nnd, beside, each coachman waved a coupla of tricolor tags. ‘The blanchissecuses, thouzh they wero the principal attraction, did nov mouopollze tho fun yesterday, All Paris seemed in the streets, ‘rom the Madelelue to the Pluce du Clnteau wan the pavement was lined three or four deep with night-svers,— or puople uuxious to see sights,—and the number of cabs, curts, ant vans out on the boulevards was 60 great that quick locomotion was tmpoastble, THOUSANDS OF CHILDREN IN PANOY DRESS atrutted along the pavernents, coming from and going to the bals d'entants at Valentino and Vraseatt. A must displeasing apectacle these bables to me, however retty they took to their festive varments. Fronch children are as self. consclots, as vuln, and us free from any trace of awkwardness or ombarrussment as thelr thera and fathers themsvlyes, Put a yelvet et and a pair of sille breeches on a Frenel old, and watch bia. ‘Thers is theembrye tictor tor bu sORy poitshcd, graceful, cons cefted;— Marquis every inch of Iilm, us he ts tueantto be. Q the folly of the parents who Jet thetr little anes tnarch down the streeta hers on Mi-Careme amt Mardi-Gras, In those nits- querding dresses! Whut heart-aches and dis- uppolntinents they ure Inylug up for then selves! aAs for the grown folk, they feht shy of tusks, or teuye the foollug to a few hundred inummers of THY MOST DISNEPUTANLE ATTBARANCE, One gentleman, of pleturesuue but rageed uspecl, Was notleed in the Rue Montmartre, weuriug a Pheyghiu cap and slaying the inspirite jog verses of the Marsulllutee, Sates ub td my ustonlsbment, and, Lam sure, very much to his own, distend of applauding bit to the echo, tie soulless crowd received this patrlot with: derision. A come gondime and tivo maxl clans hud a better reception, ‘Thele passage ahog the Bottevard indeed was a trinmphul progress, und they bad the compauy of un ade warning bane OF ragniniilas all te way, Verbaps the most mmusiing feattire in the mununlng was a procession of Cooke, Two rode tt (vont, seated gravery un sicinny bewsts which may have been horses. ‘The others led wa hoge open van, Ail wore the costume of the croft, WHILE caps. nnd white aprons ineiided, auck brandished varlous kltchen utensils. Towards 6 th the event the washerwomen and thelr Queens, being but anorial, nuturally bezan to log tor dinner, Some held ble revs elry inthe “glided hatle? of tne restaurareurs: Inthe Palais Royal, Others preferred a rustic epread ut St, Munde, fullowed by a DANCH AT THE CHALEY D'paLie, Thither I resorted shortly ufter (he sun had sue behind tha missive donjan of Vincennes, You know, of more Uikely you don't know, (bat Vincennes ls a gurrisen-town bylag at the very gates of Paris, on the Faubourg 8t, Antoine nde. te is uw tayorite pleasure-haunt of the working people, who patronize it for severe) Teusany,—foremost amon Une, of course, ite cheapness, Vineeunes bousts a venerable fur- tress,—once of considerable military importance, but, slice thy luvention of Krupp ‘cannon, stra- deuteally worthtess,—ainl a wood or park, ‘The latter ts nearly og Jorge us the Bois de Buulogue, und, like that bewutlful place, ts adorned by a vuat uruficiul Juice, ft ls, unfortunately, thinly wooded, and, were ft not for Its fresh exuanees of grass, und the violets with whitch it is in parts Mterally carpeted, would not be very ut~ tructive, ‘Two things, however, ot Vincennes would alone suilicu to draw pleasure-seukers to it. it hus ita Casino, at which they were playing “Les Clovhey de Corneville” yesluruay, and { bas iia Chalet Midalie,—v vall-room as spacions os any fn the Capttal, and far moro decent than efther Buller or Fraseath, When 1 had pald the aristocratic aum of two france for my aumia- sion, been forcibly relleyed of my stick, nud ae forcltiy swindled out of 20 ventlines, TENTENRD THE DALL-ROOM. A tolerable orchestra, perched upon a platform at the rear end of the hall, waa In the middie of an Offenbachlan quadvilte, All round. the room sat a ino of venerable spectators, chicily feminine, probably the mothers, aunts, anil chaperones of the giddy voung things in short alirts und low bodies who were reveling in the delights of the third fgure. At one side of the roost J obserred tivo white-robed brides, wedded that very iuorning, ‘They belonged to the working — class, ‘Then, hustinds and the wedding-cuests stood néar tien, in rapt admiration of the scene. Although many of the dancers had masks and costumes on, nothin uifensive to the most decoruus was visi- ble,—unless, Indeed, one coutd object to the ox- ageerated opulence of shontter and ankle dis- played Were wud there. Evidently nobody en- joys Valentiog, One Indy, ag round as abail, black musgiln studded with golden stars, wns dancing with a gentleman inn fantastic auit of yellow, alfecting the fushiou of the Pyreneean mountalneers alightly. As ustal, some of the taf ones lad chosen the milk-mald costume, Chis is a favorite invariably, as It allows tho wearer to asllmg a tin can over her shoulder, Tuto this Spolfensive cau the males of her ne- qttalutance, and even those not honored with il, Are suinmoned after cach danvo to DEVOSIT A COIN OF THE REPUBLIC. Copper ts accepted, though silver ts preferred. From this it will be rightly inferred that milk- inaids ore undeslrabla persous to get near at a bal-masque. ‘The heat soon drove me out of the Chalet didalic, through, to tle tramear-ollice outside, At mlunleht | found myself back in the Quartier Latin, where the students were keep! vA Mie Coreme fa their usual cheerful style. Need I Iinuer on this subject? No. Tis too palnful, ‘She ahouts continued long atter [ had begun to court repuse; uerdld they cease tili the lamp- Ughter was fairly started on ulé moruing wis- slon of extinction, And to think that this morning the Queens and courtiers uf Inst night are again up to their elbows In souvstids, washing the dirt out of the collars and shirt-fronts of the very people who applauded thelr rogal ndventt Once more the well-worn words recur to the inind: Sic transit cloria mundi, So pass the splendors of a washerwontan’s Mi-Carcme, HaRny MsurzEn. GOSSIP FOR LADIES. TWO OF THEM. Harper's Weekly. Intne farin-house porch the farmer With his daughter having a cozy chat; Sho was his only child, and ho ‘Thought hor as fatr ae a girl could be. A wee bit jealous the old man grew If he fancied any might comé to woo} His one pet lamb and her loving care Ho wished with nobody else to abare, ‘Thora sliould bo two of you, child," said he— ‘«Phore should bo two to welcome mo When I come home from tho field at night; Two would make the old homestead bright, Thero'n Nelghvor Grey with his children four, ‘To he gind together, Mad / ono moro A proud ofd father Ud bo, my dear, With two good children to greet me hore,"? Down by the gato ‘neath the old elm tree Donald waited slono; aud she Aula love-call heard, For whom he waited And on cither cheek the blushes stirred. “*¥ather,” she saitl, and knolt lier down, And kisaed the hand that was old and brawn, — ** Father, there may bo two, it you will, And I-your ouly daughter stil. *“Two to woleame you home at nights ‘twa to make the old homtestead bright; J—and sumevady els." **Tsce, Said the farmer; **and whom’ may ‘somebody * he 0 tho ditaples in Besnio's cheek, That played with the blushes at hida-and-sock! Away froin his vazo eho turned her head, **One of Nelghvor Urcy‘a clilldren, " ate said, “1i'm 1" sald the farmor, ‘make It plain; Ia ft Susan, Allco, or Mary Jano?” Another kiss on the aged hand, ‘to help the farmer to waderstand(?), “I'm enld the farmer, **yca; 1 sae It ta ftco for yourself ane one for me.” But Beewie said, **‘There can be but ono ¥or ine und my heart til! life ta done." VERPLEXITIES OF SUOPPING, Hoston Adcertteer, ‘The public have recently been assured that, they have the power of reforming the bad mnau- ners of elerks in shops, by speaiiing to tho heads of the establishinent. ‘There are, however, ub- Jections to this modo of procedure. In the first place, a lady in thts way makes herset£ unpleas- antly conspieusus, and agaln it takes time. It fa certainly s field for action, and, moved by that conyletion, we have chosen to jot down a few forminine experiences in Boston shoos within the last six months for tho beneflt of any “heads of cstablisiments who caro to know how thelr business fs conducted. It fs helleved that many of them would be surprised to know how much thelr interests suffer in some cusces at the b ids of those ainployed by them. Formerly the kind of manners most dreaded {In the shops was a kind of bullying tmillarity ‘on the part of the men clerks, Who had a way of forelng their goods, and of insulting those who declined to buy, Scinething quite different has taken ite plu a certain aplrit of enmity toward all customars, as a class, which secins to animate hoth men and women attendants in certain places, Customurs are treated as prety iurauders, front whom the clerks must defend the precious goods contided to their keeping, ‘Yo keup the couds, and to got rid of thy intend. er, seems to be the object of Life. ‘hey have many Ingenious devices for the tur- theranece of this object. ‘The prompt mechante- al formula, Farther down,” fs ong of these, A judy on arecent occasion, looking for buttons, was sent from one end of the lung shop to the other, passed on and on with Farther down,” till she got to the very ent, when’ ip owas found that the” thing gourht was close. to the door Oh,'t sold’ the first clerk, ‘1 thought you wanted dress-buttons,”” No sign of an eifort iad been made to ascertain what was wanted. Another device Is to Insist upon having everyching called by {te techufeal tradv name, Here are some veritable instances: T want to eet some very heavy black brald,” rald an out-of-town lady, hurrying tor her tratu. ‘An ordinary black alpacn drees braid was fadl- eated, at a short distanco,—the clerk never move jug, and continuing an carnedt conversation with her nearest lelluw-clert No, thut fs not thy kind; {want something heavier and wider.” We have nothing different.” Many people would now bhava left the store autl tried anothers but this lady, huving had a. Jong und. yaluable experience, cast hor ayes about, snd presently sav eumething Hke what she wanted, 6, yes you have!” she said; ‘thera it 1s." +O, that is Hercules brut,” On another oveasion (t was very narrow white. chrald for which a Indy asked ut Oye or efx shops du vain, and fliding i herself, at lost, in the windows of ene of the very places, was tald coutemptunualy that that was Tom ‘Thumb bral Another—"' Mave you any sort of narrow black and white flat trimininga’? * No, 'in,—vo black aud white trimming at oy 1, “Why, peratsts the hardencd intruder, you. must have something, What ia that on “the gecond shelf” at's silic."? $ Kt the lady (whosa senso of humor had survived several years of shopping), what made you thiuk that Tala not want. sft? and to hercredit bu it tuld, althouh she did not want sith, sue bought a couple of yards by way ot omphasizing the feasun, Tave L, for Christmas a lovely lace thing for the bead, aiul 1 wanted a bow to surmount ay T went to "3, vaguely thinking about color. Mvrelf—"'1 want sume double-faced satin rib- bon,'? ‘She—*! What color do you wish? Myself—" Well, 2 waa thinking of bluo and. ined? i Carey up)" We haven't any blue and vlack.y Myself (fairly laughing)—" Well, that's odd, for Fdumt ty the Jeuet cure; Jor we luvk at all you have and deekdy."* Qazing on columns of ripvon I seem to sea nothing but blue aud bluck, wud nention tt. She Gh, TL thought that wasu't the width you wanted.” HOUND TO GET MARRIED, Cincinnuth Enquirer, Last Sunday night, Squire Bob Carson, of Wyoming, was aroused from hla alumbers by a itfulrap on the front duor of his residence, aud, responding to which, ho was accosted by a youug girl of about 10 summers, vamed Mary Clat, wid o young man from Chester Park named George Righter, whom Mary accused of being herlover. Miss Mary opened the distogue with the ssaertion that she bad brought the young mau slong with ner for the purpose of haying the Squire compel ulin iuto matrimony, “Pam afraid,” continued the girl, that Georgs is going back on me.” “0 no, Ewon't,” sald Georges “and 1! just rate my right liand here aud eyrear that IML marry you.!? 4 Well, I just want the matter sottled,? satd herd {4 another fellow in town who Mary. 1 wants me, ant {f George lan't going to inarry ino right of T want to know ft. I’m bound to have a husband from some quarter.” The Squire told the anxious fatr that ho couldn't inatry them und they were Heensed, nnd that an ailidavit from the young man allirm- Ing his intentions would dono good. If he Ine tended marrying her he would: certainly merry her without sweartnye that he would do so, Nery munch disappointed, George and Mary de- parted, Meantime Charlie North, an old witower, was cetcbrating his approaching nuptials with Mary Cist th Schmidt's entoon, in Lockland. Armed with a license, which he liad procured Friday, to tary her, he ind set wtp the heer by the pony. full for all the boys in Lockland and Wyoming. He had refitted up bis suug little home in toner of the prospective bride, and lo prospect was recelrlug volley after volley of congratulations. Monday poor North wag to lead Miss Mary to the altar, but on Monday Mary and George were licented to marry, ad together stood up Mon- day night io the hone of Mary's mother, in Wvroming, and by Squiro Carson were pro- pounced man and wife, For an bour or two North was inconsolable, oud then, smoothing the wrinkles oul of his face and swallowing the big lump in bis throat, je sald ton boon (riend: “Well, 'yoa license to marry Mary Clst. I had my house oll fitted up for her, and fm bound to haye a wife anyhow. My license says ‘Charles North nnd Mary Cist. Vil just zo down to the Clerk's offica aud have Cist seratehed out, and in its placo have written ‘Spoanauger." Jil marry Mary Spoonauger; I'm bound to be a married man? Mr. and Mrs. Righter are happy, and the re- fected lovor says ho scon will be, . THE PLINY AT THE THEATRE, Detrots Bree Press, Slesat ia the front row of the parauette- circle the other qight, and, when she wasn't Mirting with the gentlemen whose faces she could see, sho was discussing the people on the stage, She was a beautiful blonde, with dark- brown eyes, und her face attracted much at- tention, A fair, white ekins; rosy, dimoled cheeks, Mps like the cherries that grow nearest the sun, in the top of the tree; pearly teeth, the regular rows of which showed themeclyes whenever sho chose to let her musical laugh be heard (which was often); and 2 pretty-shaped head, crowned with o wealtn of golden hair and the cunningest of bats. She talked aloud, and oven made up fuces at the gentle- men who stared at her. Ordinarily sucn a character, even though a female beauty, would have been unpleasant at the theatre, but some- huw everybody reemed pleased with the Indy. If 'T. G.ta glass did not deceive him, sho was about. rauld. ‘She only portion of the play she seemed to understandand appreciate was a loye- making acene. When the laughter that followed the exit of the lovers in tne play had substded, the little ute turned toa young Indy aud said ina ver- fectly audiblo yolce: * Della, ‘at's dess 'e way cousin Deorge tisecd 00 'o uver day," ‘The star was much disconcerted to hear a roar of taughter Srom a portion of the audience just na she made her tragic entrance on the next scene; but the tribulation was fnsigniiicant by comparison with that of a certain couple, who Will henceforth leave the * Htele Bre ” at homo wheu they gu to the play. JUST BEFORE DAWN. San £vancitcn Put. “Ab! Heaven docs indecd temper the wind to the shorn lamb,” patheticnlly sald old Mrs. Diffendorfer the other evening at a tea fight, after putting away her twenty-clghth cup of Young Hyson. Why, what do you meani? * You know that young widow, Mre, Biffen, who Ilyes acrogs thu street from us? Well, se has nothing but sorrow, trouble, and distreas for the past flvo yeara. First, her father was killed by a burglar; then her mother marrica a nigger-tninstrel; after that sho bad the yellow-fever und small-pox together; and next her bugband failed, and she had to take in washing. It was perfectly dreadful. ‘The poor womun ucarly went crazy. She was just begin- ning to bear up a litte again, when ber brother Was sent tp to ‘the Fealtantlacy for lifes and, fanilly, Inst month her husband dfed in a fit, and the yery noxt day her babychoked to death on a guin-drop.?) -“Gracfousf the poor thingl? “Wasn't it just terrible! Everybody bolleved she'd commit suicide then; nud she would have done 60, 100, but Inst weelt surmebody providen- tially coaxed her to wo to a church-raftle,—and what do you all suppose happened?” What, for Heaven's sake what?” “Why, sho won a seal-akin eacque!? “You don’t mean it?" “She did, though, perfectly splendid,—came within sn inch of the floor. “fhe darkest bour fa Just before dawn—niter all, Nov, isn’t iL?” THA HEARLT-BROKEN MERCIAN, “ Yortck” in durtland Press, The shrowdness und business capacity that have made the Yankee the first of traders, and promise to turn this country into the workshop. of the world, received a striking and happy i+ lustration the other day, ‘The ecene was herea- houts; the characters, a rising young merchant und a pretty wonan, He bad an affection for hey, shy o Mking for him, so they became vetrothed. After a time sbe found out that she didn’t love him well enough to marry hum, und the match was broken off, It was 5 severe blow, and ho staggered under it; but ho fought well for bimeclf, protesteed that his Ufo was ruined, asked If she could not learn to love him, and in alt ways did the proper thing. She was immovable, however, und he sadlv and re- tuctantly took his leave, While his eyes wero full of gathering tears he bade hla faltering farowelis, then closed the door upon his hones. A moment later he opened it, stepped back Intu the roan, and, with tears In is yolee, brokeuly murmured, “1 hope this will muke no differ. ence avout your coming to the store, Miss ——j; and that your mother will continue 'to trade with us, Ishall bo happy to give the uattal dis- count, Our stock fs lurge wid varted, our afm to please.” And the door shut dnalty, leaving him alone with his grief, FEMININE NOTES. In the race for inatrimony 14 Isn't: always tho girl that covers thy-most laps that wins—New HTaven Reglater, If a man really wants to know of how little importance he fs, let him go with hia wile to o dressmaker,—New Orleans Picayune. Suppose that the wearing of colored stock- ings docs polson and eauso the death of hun- dreds of women. Aro not second marriages often happy I—Letrolt vee Press, A lady told her Ilttlo son, who was teasing for something to cat, to wait until breakfast. With atear in his eye, he burst. outs “I jest houest- Jy somotinies think you're a atepmother |?! “If you please,” suid a Baltimore young we- mo, politely, as she tad her gloved hand on a pfkpocket'’s shoulder, ‘1M take the purse Hat you just stole aut of my pocket.” Ilo gaye up the hoary. ‘Two Sophomores enter a horae-ca takes the only vacant seat, and the accond eits jo hislap, Uresently a young ay enters, nnd the sevond Sonb, rising, says, “Take my seat, madau.' Faet.—Aarvard Crimson, Diamoud-doalera in Now York loan dazzling: displays of gems to ladtes secretly engaged tn the trade, that they may wear thet at parties ond thereby croutate gilier envious ladies to Worey Hele husbands into busing outilts equally coally, Veleht Uttle airl—'The robbers can't steal my mammu’s diamond carrlugs, "cause paes's hid them," Visitor—"Waere lias ho bid them?! Little girl" Why, heard tifa tell rnamma he Jud put them ap the spout; and he guessed they would stay there.” Mr, Ragsdale, Treasurer of Jefferson County, Tnd., broke bla engayement with a poor girl inurry nrich widow, und a jury compelled bin to pay 8000 damoyes, © Well,” he suid, as ho handed over the taonoy, 2 aru atill about $20,- Oud abeud by the change." 3 A Mr, Isaue V, Green, of Michigau, ran a with his wife's aunt recently. In other wards: Ho ran oway with bia spouse's aunt, And never again was #eon— Guuw what a taro old plant Te the itchican I. V. Green. Atlanta (Gu,) Constivutlon. Avwriter of tho gentlor sex saya that A womanly woman nover gots jummed, crowded, or pushed,” und adda, 2 am nelther young nor pretty.” “This explulns it, No mao cares to squeeze a woman who is ueither young nor pret- ty. Let us have the experience of some of the Young and pretty ones.—Aerristuwn Lerald, * Give me five conta, mister!" queried a cor- pulent womsu, a day or two ago, You don't seein tobe much ia need,” repliod the parts solicited. ‘You are a pretty well-dressed, healthy-looklug wotmen, und you paye a large basketiul of groceries.” “ Yeu,? shy respond- ed,“ but Iwant tive cents. L want tohirea ber tocarry my basket for me.” She didu’s geb it —Haryord Dimes, he first LEADVIUL Some of the Pleasing Uncertainties of Silver Mining. How to Calonlate the Value of a Work- ing Mine---Ore in Sight, ‘The Drifts that Mave Neon Made In a Fryer Mill Hine---flow the Famous Emma Mine Was Developed. The Way in Which “ Experts” Make Up Their Re- ports. From Our Oien Correspondent, Leavvinee, Col., March 31.—There are many persons here who make a business of bus Ingand seliing mines. A few of these aro permanent residents; more are speculators using thelr own capital or representing the capital of others, It is dificuit to fix their status in the world of trade, They ore’ not real-cstato dealers, for inioing property has nothing in common with town lots.- Mincs havo no standard of value, nor has the price of ono anything to do with fix- ing the price of another. Two mining claims may Hoslde by side, and, white one fs estimated to bu worth a million, the other would not feteh a thousand dollars. Dealers in this kind of property arohere known under the genoral name {often a misnomer) of capitalists. They are 80 called to distinguish them from theactual workers locators, und prospectors, who aro rightly name miners, What ts it that constitutes the value of o all- ver mine, and how fs {te price determined? These are question in which thousands of men in the East ore interested,—men who are willing to invest In Colorado property, but who are un- able to visit the ailver district for the purpose of innking a personal inspection, It should be understood, then, that all calculations upon mines are based upon what fs called. “ORR IN s1omT.” To Mlustrate, take the casu of a well-known elaim on Fryer Hill The following cut repre- sents te position of ihe shaft and drift: = £00 feet. 1,500 fect. ‘The catimate thus moda produced the astonish. {ng figures of $15,000,000. ‘The amount patc was, if L remember, $5,000,000, A Superintond- ent Was sent out by the London stockholders on A ealary of $10,000's year, amt assistanta ad Mb. itum. “It was discoyored alter making suveral crosa-cuttinzs that the maln drift, accidentally or otherwise, had followed? the richest vein throughout, and that the ore outside was very little better than ordinary, besides having many barren places. It ls belleved by many practicul minera who aro familiac wit THR EMMA that, even under these discouragementa, the intna* could have been worked with a moderate degree of success had It been rightly managed. But, tasted of undeceiving the English stock- holders and Informing them of the trite condl- tlon of the property, thelr reprosentatives in Utah endeavored to carry it along by making Strong Testimony from Hon, George Starr ns to tho Power of Radway’s Roady Retict ina Caso of Sciatic Rheumatism, No. 9 Van Nea Puacn, New York, Da. Rapwaye With mo your Goliat hat worked wen, orn, 2 Fonts | have bad frequent aad severe nttneys uf selatien, somocuesoxtendlag tres Hhelurntar rextons ig oy aguloe, and at Limon 18 uid ey During tho time T havo been thus amicted, tried wlmort ail tho reniedies Feeuinmended hare Rien oping to tad relie?, but proved ty T have tries reports and decinring huge dividends. ‘The re- | outward apy eae winerenis tose aepiettons, ault was a total collapse. ‘ -apention, and presceinttons ut da most ominent phya. ‘There {aan element of uncertainty in mining | ns, siluf whitch falied ta eiva ma reltet, speciation which charms arent many people, especially those of moderate means. It seems paradoxical tint tnen ot little mouey ahould be so much tore wilting to risk their all than heavy capitalists are-to Invest a fraction of thelr fortitnes, but such is the case, Nearly every iat Septeinber, at tho urgent request of a (int ba been niflcted na niyacrty, Tvaniad weea and yourremedy. 1 wae thea nuitering toarfutly with one of my old tims. ‘To my aurprine wad dollghe tin Ant application gave mo ease, ater athingandrunhing the parte affected, leaving Me limb tn s wast gow created by the Rellef, Ina short time the pala passe: entirely aay, Wictough | fines slight periodtunt atencee approaching «change of weather. 1 know ane of the mine-owners in Lendvitle 8 a voor] cure myrels and fen! quite maiter of tho aitnatiane nan, or was when he went into mining, ‘Tabor, Ana HEAD, Heke if tay friend, T hover Rische, Fryer, Finerty, the Dillana, ad adozen | Uaechatuout a bottle in my valle, Co others aro specimens of the successful erub- . wortns ‘ho have been overtaken by sudden prosperity. They had nothing to invest, and, conseantently, notbing to Jose. But since thelr time many men have come to Lendyille, bring: (ye with them from $500 to $5,000, and perhaps half of them have made good profits, ‘The c number of heavy capitullsts who lave intercstod themsclyca In the camp 60 far is Hinitted, and they are exclusively men trom Chicago, 8t. Louis, and Denver. ‘San Francisco has nibbled around the tempting bait, but has deciined to take the whole hook, while New York tise ra- mained steadily at a distance, TNR CARDONATE MINE, howaver, {s owned In New York, while Detrott has a representative In the fteld, ‘These, 1 be- Heve, aro the only exceptions, Jt should be added that Chicage had by Jar the largest dela- tation of ony. : While there are many respectable business mou engaged tn legithnate mining, and also in buying und selling mines, there wre also not a few in Leadville who are engaged in swindling. Sharpers are alrealy on hind to invelgle the un- wary jute all kinds of mining schetnes, und to tum to thelr uwn advantage the prevailing “ Lendville fever.” Tho art of gelling 9 worth tess mine is one in which they are thoroughly conversant, Of course, in Lendyille a3 well 08 in other silver and gold districts, there aro poor imines and Zood oues, und thero are so-called imines which are not mined avail. It ts easy enough foramanto go out and dira hota in the ground, confer upon Jt a high-sounding name, and then take the train for Chicago or ROLUMATISM, NEURALGIA, ‘ DIPHTHERIA, _ INFLUENZA, Sore Throat, Difficult Breathing RELIRVED IN FEW MINUTES, BY RADWAY’S READY RELIEF, For heauache, whether alek or nervous; rheumattem, lumbago, palus and weakness tn the back, spine or kids teyar paina around the Iver, plenrisy, awellin joints, pains in the bowels, ieartvurn, and patos of all Inds, ehidinina and frosthites, Rndway's Ready Mee Wot will afford tmmedinte ense, and ite continucd tae fora fow days elect a permaneatcurd. Prive, 60 cts, RADWAY'S READY RELIEP CURES THE WOKST PAINS In from One to Twenty Minutes, NOT ONE HOUR Aftor Roading this Advertisemont noed -‘ New York and try to stuck (t for fifty or a hun- any one Suffer with Pain, dred thousand. [say it is easy to try; I might nda that during the presont excitement it is 4 algo deplorably easy to succeed. Not often, either, among the wealthy classes, but geverally among those who sre ungble to atand a loss, I IBA inight cite, as A CASH IN POINT, 1 i i Rn P f echeme which is before the publ'c to-day. In ), . this iustanco the mines that are offered for sate are good enough aud show rich ore, but their It waa the first and 1s tho Jucation is so far out of the way tint any one experienced in silyer-mining would knaw at once that they cannot be made to pay. It may be laid down as an axiom thut no silver-mine In North America can bu profitably worked which is more than 200 mites from a rallrout. Silver- ONLY PAIN REMEDY ‘That instantly stops tho most excruciating pains, al. lays Inilammation ant cures Congeatious, whether of the Lungs, stomach, Bowals or other glands or organ, oy one application, In from Ono to Twonty Minutes. No matter how violent or excruciating the pain, the Rieunatis Beaeridden, Intirin, Crippled, Nervous, Neursigic, or prostrated with disease muy suffer, AADWAY'S READY RELIEF , mining is entirely differont from guld-mining.: ‘The gold when found is moncy Itself, and can be ensily transported. Silver, on the other hand, {8 always foul in conjunction with other metala which have tu ve carefully and la- borlously eliminated; besides, it. is butly and welghty, and the cost of transportation fs nu smallitem, As I have pointed out in previous letters, the ndyantages which Leadville has LL bvor other allver districte nre, Mrat, the extent wr und richness of the deposit, and second, the p ease with which tho ore {s extracted, ‘The que: AFFORD INSTANT EASE, tow at beanapereatlont is ant a merigns ‘one, al- though ruilrouds are pushing rapidly. across mma! +} froin Denver and Cunon Clty. And Leadville is Infla tion of Ae Halaoss £ tho Bladder, only sixty-seven miles from the present raltroad nflanmution of the hy TETRA, Sh oni. Tacdakinentolad ast Inflammation of the Bowels, ' at it fs not only in taking holes in the Congestion of the Lungs, ground, giving them high-eounding names, und EA stocking them In Eaatern cities, that Sore Throat, Difficult Breathing, THE MINING SWINDLERS * Palpitation of tho Heart are engaged. A more favorite olan fs for them | Mysterics, Croup, Diphtheria, to take a worked-out mine, or one thut con- Catarrh, Influenza, tains low-grade ore, This uffords them a wider Headache, Toothach 5 field of operations, and saves them from subse- | Headache, Toothache, quent troucle, Tho usual method fs to seek Neuralgia, Rheumatism, out the ulvner of auch amino and tuduce anim | go)d Chills, Agno Chills, In this A may bo supposed to represent the opening or mouth of the shaft, although tn real- ity ft is directly over the point F, which [s the beginning of the drift, ‘Theclaim itself extends 1,600 fact ono way und 800 fect another, on a comparatively flat aurface. In beginning at the upper end of the claim the original owners were influenced by the fact thatin the adjoining claim partienlarly rich mineral had been struck near there. ‘The shaft was sunk perpendicularly down through about twenty fect of * wash,’! or soll, and ten fect of porphyry rock, Oro was found immediately beneath the porpbyry and surmounting the Ine or bed-rock. A horlzon- tal drift wna then started, running parallel with the aide lines of the cluim, the drift being sim- ply a 6x5-foot tunnel, the ore ttself being in thickness about six fect, Ata diatance of thir- ty feet side drifts wera cut each way (B), thus ulylng room for the Introduction of more work- men, as only two or three conld work ata time in tho main drift, At the point: C the foreman came ocrous # fine pocket of ore, and conse- quently worked IT FOR ALL IT WAS WonrTit, thus opening out a chamber twelve to fiftecn fect high and twenty feet square, At D another pocket was disclosed and another wide excava- tlon made, the walls bolng of course properly timbered to iusure ogalust thelr caving In. Tho point E shows the eud of the workings at the present date. Now to figure up the value of the mine above represented jt {8 simply necessary to estlinate the amount of ore In siztit. Of cotiray the own- eremay huve unbounded confldeuce tu thelr property, and may belleve among themselves that thelr wholo claim je underlald with ora; that the main drift might be extended even to the end ling, and side drifts cut all slong the entire distance in cood mineral; but there fs no certainty about such a conclusion, ‘The ore ta lable to give out at any moment; THY END OF THD DErosIT may be reached within two feet of the {point E. Hetico the cautiqn which the buyor must exer- cisa, ‘The latter knows, however, that there is six fect of ore at the point Fy that the depoalt continues to the polut By thutore is found oo each aide as far as the pointe O, D, sud B Hence it {y nearly safo to assume that there is ore betieen the, Ingt-nained polnts and as far as EL ‘Tho calculation {6 then an easy matter,— by Anding the number of cuple feet’ within the points named and muttiplying by the svorave value of the ore already taken out. If huis o shrewd pureluser he will insist upon a much legs tigure than the average ton valuo for his rnuitiplier, and no will also make other deduce flung, such as drawing Hines from E to O und D, and from F to B, fastead of ruaning them out to right angles. It_ofton happens that, despite all these pre- cautions, the buyer of amino finds that ho hus smaile at bad bargain, It may be that the fore- man of the ning has worked tls drifts ko nicely, having had long experience in the business, that he hag succeeded in tuling out all the best ore, leaving poor or barren spots betweer the side- drifts,” Sometimes this is douc quite acchient- ally, Lremember the aurorise and alsappoint- ment of one foreman not long azo, who, baving sayed out a large section which be suposed to contain TH RICHEST ORB IN THE MINB, and which bo frequently pointed out to visitors os a remarkably good deposit, upon actually working tt found the greater pact af bis bonanza to be nothing but a horse; that ts, a barren, solid rock, “The celotruted Eroma Mine fur- nishes perhaps the most remarkable Nlustration of the fallacy of all calculations. This wus'a rich ming to all appeurancos, ‘The ore taken out wus in reality all that was claimed tor it. Ae the Exnina was originally worked by Chicago arties, und us eo tuch hus been sald about Its bolng a fraud und a put-up job, it may be worth while tu show right here what It wae und how ft cue to auch an ignomlulous end, ‘The Tulne wae staked out ona bill having an oval shape, thuss ecoovecvecceosacocaoNNNOS es Si 3 4 SII LT ae o oO DooDoGDDODECCDENODNNN00E 'The parent shaft was sunk in the exact centro of the hii, and a borlzontal drift was run Jongthwise, while two short alde-drifte were cut ucrogs at the ends. Good mincral was found the entire distance, aud the wloe was then sold {fo London. fn the calculations it was taken for grauted that ure would be fouud between all thy polnts covered by the drilte at that time. to joiu in the scheme, or buy him out fora nominal sum, Having thus obtained control of the property,tthe next steo is to have it exume ined by un “expert.? tt is probably not kuowo or dreamed of in the East thatthero area number of men {pn Leadville holding vood positions, and being really experienved in mining, who are perfeetly willing to make {also or imperfect reports on intnes, quite reyardicsa of the people who may thereby be emburrassed or ruined, An expert {s paid from $100 to $500 to make an examination of a certain mine. Ile goce there, descends the shaft, takes cuplous notes of the directions of the drifts, the thick- neas of the mineral, and the extent the workings, He afterwards writes out a re- port, giving theao facta with perhaps a few words of commendation, ‘Te mme may be cutirely exhausted, but he {a oot supposed to aay thator know tt, He is pad to make a good report und he makes tt If Uiere are any bad feutures about the ming he almply ignores them. With a knowledge of these facts ‘THE CAPITALISE INTENDING TO INVEST IN LEAD: VILLE MINES ought to be able to make money. This silver district {s without doubt the richest in the West, and a good imine bere fs extremely valu- able, But too much cnution caunot be exer- elsod in fnyesticating the character of the prop- erty which fs offered for sule. A peraoual visit and inepection fa by all means the safest guard aes fruud, Next to thatis the oplaion und ice of inen of known intevrity and standing. hero are several Chicago real estate llrms repre: sented fo Leadville, und their word ean be relled Chilblains, and Frost Bites” ‘The applieatton of the Neatly Relfef to the partot Cowpens ths pata oF dIGiSulty extn will aifora cast and consort. ita tumbler of water will {in few sniniites cure Crainpa, Sparme, Bour Stomac) feartburn, Sick Meadache, Diarrhoea, Dyerntery, Colle, Wind in the Bowels, and all Internal Pains ‘velers should always carry abotticor KADWAYS READY RELIEF with thom. A fow, dropa tn watet guilt prevent alcimess or paind trom chango, of water Ha etter thaa French randy ur Dittera as @ stlimue jan gts: FEVER AND AGUE, FEVER AND AGUE cured for fifty cents, Thera! not.a remedial ageut in thts world that: nud Aguc, and all ottier Malnriows, Tlious, fea phold, Yellow, and othor Fevers (atded by Radway’ pills), 50 quickly a8 RADWAYS EADY] RELIEF Fitty’cente per bottle. ma DR. RADWAY'S Narsaparillian ~ Resolvent, THE GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER, upon, Ga. EW. ———— FON THY CUI OF ORONIO DISEASE. SCHOFULA UR SYPIILITIC, HEREDITARY OR HUMOR, CONTAGIOUS, : BIT SEATED IN TIE Lunges or Stomined Skin or Funes, Flesh oF CORRUPTING THE SOLIDS AND VITIATING THB FLUIDS, It fs well named gait mouoy. ‘Was Borcus ever parrivd? Shakspoare writes of the merry wives of wind-sir. ‘A boy cays that when he cate watermelon his augeliny itr cough Canccroue”Aectlone Sronlte rT eI v rr hn tt pe] moutl fevle ns LC it were In awimuatug, aa ieio"doloreauss White wre ‘Tumors ur Some people are willlug to be good if they are | ‘ers, Blin aut lip Discascy, Mercurial Dise: "es inaia Compininie. Gullty Dropey, Halt’ Retro, Brow ebits, Cousumperon, Liver Complaint, &c. Not only doca the Sarsapariitian Resolvent exoel at Fruncdiviugente In the cure of Chroute, scrofulous Constitutional, and kin Diseases, but ib te theooly + poutive cure for . KIDNEY AND BLADDER COMPLAINTS, Pll. pald for it, and others are yood for noth- DE. Aman with a creaky pale of boots always has miele fo his solo, und is wot Nkely tu forget it, elther, We don't hear of any olcomarearinefles be- {ng ser thls winter, iu this vicinity,—urrta- town Herald, Conneetient has Haddam.—CAleago Commer- “etal Advertiser, And New York, hus Gutham.— Cincinnati Commercial, ‘There are ome men in this world so mean that, if possible, they world use the bark of u dog for medicluul purposes. : Railroad flagmon are of rare courage. It la not until they aro dead that thelr spirita fux.— Vienna Saturday Night. ‘The Canadiana did not yell for protection" until they learned that their now Governor- Gunera! Lorne wrote spring puctry. And now tho tramp has a nuw excuse, What ho wants und must bavo is monoy enough to buy @ pedomuter so as to tino bimevit, ‘The Cinclnoatt Kaguirer makes the following correction: “For ‘it’s u poor mule tht won't, work hoth ways,’ in yesterday’s {ssue plese youd ‘it’s. a povr rule,’ ote.” ‘There was nover but ovo shirt-maker mn this country who understoad how a button-hole should po placed ina collar, and he died before ho could teach any of the others.—Letruit Arce dress, Schvoimistress (just beginning a ulco improy- {ng lesson upon minerals to the junlurs) * Now what are the priacival things we get out of the earth? Youtuful Angier, aged 4 (contidently)— Worms." Tonvy the man that kan toll 805 days in o year Of one subleekty und think ho 42 original | (uivay's but and interesting ull the thoe; but L don't want to bu a sin-li-law ov one uy these Kind oy peo ple —Jush Billings. 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