Chicago Daily Tribune Newspaper, March 16, 1879, Page 10

10 THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE: SUNDAY. MARCH. I6, 1879---SIXTEEN PAGES 8. m. a0d 7:30. ~Tie Soms “Avbort French will preach in the Fourth Church, corner of Rush 2nd Superior srocte. at 10:45a. .. In the evenin there whil e union services at the Grace Metuodist C.lmrch 1he Fev. Mr. Pentecost conducting the service: —Tiie Rev. Prof, F. L. Pation will preachiin the ors = Church, corner tirg Evemms suoje 5 268 st Wormall, will_preach in the Emm'fict,l'éfx‘;cn‘.‘ au Wert, '\anhxrl’:g‘l'gn and i 0 R, M. 2N . M. ok et A L ciagblan il preach in the Chiurch, corner of Sangamon and Adams d evening. % A X. Barreit will preach in West- mimeter Charch at 10:458. m. Tony Delizht will concuct 8 Gospel lemperance meeting in the even- 1% b Tier. TW. T. Meloy, pactor, will preach in the L nried Presbyterian Churcl, corner of Monroe ind Puoliua etrects. mornins and eveuing. —Tue Hev. W. McAtee will preach morning snd evening at the Fifii Church, corner of Indians avenne aud Thirtietn strect. EPIZCOPAL. Free Church. SS. Peter and Paul, e Font. Washmeton and Feorls streets. The kt.-Res. Jisbop McLaren. S. T, D., Bishop, the Kev. J. H. Knowles, priestin chsrze. Choral mornin= prayer aud celebration of the foly Com- momion 2t 10:50 8. m. Choral eveiog prayerat T he Rev. samuel S, Harns. Rector. will officl- s 1 St James' Church, corner of Cass and Taron, sreets, at 10245 3. w. 2ad 750p. . mmunion 8t 8 a. m. e e Ttee. "R Sultivan, Rector, will oficiate in Trinity Church, coruer of Micmgan avenue and Twenty-sixth treet, at 1 4. m. 2nd 7:30 p. m. Holy Communion a1 9:30a. m. . 2 The Kev. Willum U. Knowlion, Rector, will officiate In 5L Andrew’s Church, corner of West Washington and Rovey . streets, at 10:30 &, m. and 7:50 p. . e Wev. 3. Bredverg, Rector, will oficite in St. Ansgarius’ Church, Scigwick strect, near Chi- cago aveuue, at 10:40 d 7 o Zrhe Rev. Clinton Locxe, Rector. wili officiate in_Grace Church, Wabash avenue, near Sizteenth strest, at11a. m. and 7:30 p. m. Communion at Sa. m. 5 —The Rev. Arthur Ritchie, pastor, will officiate in the Church of the Atcension, corner of North ZLaalle and Elm suects, ar 13 4. m, and 7:30 p. m. Holy Commanion at 8 2. n. < _The Rev. Charies Sinley Lester. Rector. will officinte in §E. Paul's Church, dyde Park avenue, Betoeen Forty-math and Fiftlth streets, ut 11 & 2nd 7:30 . m. o Tiov. B F. Fleetwood will officiate fn St. Church, Cottage Grove avcnue, coraer of Yuirty-sisth streeL, at 10:30 2. m. and 7:30 p. m. —The Rtev. Henry G. Perry will officiate in St Stephen's Courch, Johnson street, between Taylor and Twelfth ewreets, at 10:30 a. m. and 7:30 p. . The Bi.-Rev. W. E. McLaren, Bishop of Iili- Tois, will amnieter the rite of confrmation at eninz servic g e ee. . X Morriron, Rector, will offici- ate anthe Charch of ibe Epiphans. Throop street, between Mooroo sad Adums streeis, ot 1040 o I Maptha: O et - J. Petrie, Rector, will oficiate in the Charch of Oar Savior, corner of Lincaln and Belden avenues, at 11 3. m. and 7:30 p. . BAPTI The Rev, John Peddie will vreach in the Sec- ond'Charch, comer of Morgan and West Monrae s, 150 2, m, and 7:3 . M. e L P tmbatl il mreach Tothe Avenne Cburch. mear Twenty-third 10:30 2. . and 7:30 p. m. T ¥he fZev. E. B. Hulbert will preach in the Forirt Catireh, corner of West Washimgton snd Fauhna etrects, at 10:30 . m. and 7:30 1. m. “The Rev. J. Q. A. Renry will preach in the Pearbarn Strect Unaorch, corner of Thirty-sixth street. at10:30a. m. and 7:30 v. m. The Rev. C. Swit will pressh in the Evangel Church, Rock Yaiand car-shops, Dearborn street, near Forty-seventh, at 10:45 & m. snd 7:30 m. P‘—The Rev. Alr, Meyer will preach in the First German Church. corner of Bickerdike and Huron etreete, a1 10:20 8. m. ana 7:30 . m. —The Rev. J. B. Smub will preach in the First Norwegian Church, corner of Noble and West Ohio strects. at 10:30 8. m. 2nd 7:30 p. m. 5 —The Rev. John Ongmzn will preach in the Firet Swedish Charch, Oak street, near Sedgwick 0 2. m. and 7:30 p. m. —1 he reguiar services will be held in the First Chureh, corner of Sontn Park avenue and Thirty- first streets at11a. m. and 7:30 p. m. —There will be preachioe in the Twenty-fifth Street Courch, near Wentworln avenue, at 7:30 Seoic; sirects, MOrnin, ‘e 1 b Michigan at . m. £ —The nenal gervices will be held in the Halstea Street Church, between rorty-first und Forty-sec- ona streets, at 11a. . m. and 7:30 p. m. E —Gorpel meeting ot the Tabernacle, No. 302 Wabash avenue, at 7:30 p. m. Sunday-school at 2:30 p. m. METHODIST. The Rev. S. McChesney will preach in the Park Avenne Church this morzing, and Prof. L. B. Caldwell in the evening. ~The Rev. Dr. Thomas will preach in Centenary Church morning and evening. —The Rev. T. C. Ciendenning will preach in the Langley Avenue Church at 10:30 a. m. The Rev. Dr. Owen, pastor of the TUniversity Piace Bapiist Church, will preach at 7:30 p. m. —The Rev. Dr. Williamson will preach in the Michigan Avenne Church morning and evening. Morning subject: _** Avoid Entangiements.’” Evening enbjecz: *¢Noah and the Ark, "—the sec- ond of the biogranhical series. —The Rev. Robert D. Sueppard will preach in Grace Church, corner of White and North LaSalle streets, at 10:30 2. m. Pentecost and Stebbins, the evangelists, Will begin the eeries of union meetings 1n the evening, continuing throuzh the week. Union praise meeting at 8 o'clock this morning, —The Rev. A. W. Patten will preach in Trinity Chorch. Indiana avenue, mear Twenty-fourtn street, at10:452a. m. The Rev. W. F. Crafts will wresch at 7:30 p.m. ‘The Rev, J. M. Caldwell will preach in the West- ern Avenue Church morning and evenng, ‘The Rev. §. H. Adame will preach in the Ada Stree Churchy between Lake and fulton streets, 2:10:30 2. m. and 7:30 p. m. —The Rev. C. B. Ebey will preach 1 the Free Charet, No. 49 North Morgaa street, morning and evenin, —3irs. J. F. Willing will preach at Emmanael Chuze, cornerof Harrison and Pauhina streets, in the morniag on_**Profession of Piety,” and in the evemng on **Thinking.” —The Rev. C.G. Trusdell will preach at the State Street Chareh in the morning and evening. REFORMED EPISCOPAL. ‘The Rev. M. D. Charch wiil preach in St. John's Charch, Ethis avenue, near Thirty-seventh street, 1orring and evening, —The Rev. F. W. Adams will preach in St Matthen"s Charcl, corner of North Clark and Centre streeta. at 11 2. m. Subjeci: **The Law of ltigkteonsnese.” Lenten services and preach- ing Weeneedav evening, —B:ehop Cheney wiil preach in Christ Church, Michizan avenne snd Twenty-fourth strect, morn- ing and evening. orning subject: **To Whom, if not to Christ™ Evening subject: *:Does fihn ‘anity Depreciate a Worldly Man's Moral- 5 —The Rev. H. M. Collisson will preach in St. Paol's Church, corne- of Washington snd Car— penter streets, morning and eveping. Morming sudject: **The Temptation of Adam and Eve™ (conciuded from Iast Sunday). Ever subject: **The Temptation of Christ™ (conti L —The nsoal mormne service will be conducted at Grace Church, corner of Hoyne and Le Moyne streets, av 10345 8. m. The Rev. M. D. Cuurch :’I“ preech and conduct the Commaunion service at p. m. CONGREGATIOSAL. . The Rev. W. E. De Riemer, for the past ten cars & missionary of the American Board in Cey- on, Indis. will preach in the Umion Park Church morning and evening. Morning eubj ative Christiyn Life.” Evening subject: ** Native Hin- doo Lite." —The Rev, Charles Hall Everest will preach morn-~ ipg and evening in Plvmonth Church, Michican avenoe, between Twenty-fifth and Twenty-sixth strerts. —The Rev. E. F. Willlams will preach morning #ua evening in the South Cnurch, corner of Drexel and Umiun boulevards. - —Prof.- J. T. Hyde will preach morning ana evenmg in the Clinton Strect Church. Morming eubject: **The Mother’s Wages.” Evening sub- Jeet: ‘The True Story of St. Patrick.™ —The Rev. George H. Peeke will preach in the Leavitt Street Church morning and evening. Morn- ing euoject: _**Letter and Smnt.” = Evemng: **Good Men a Saving Force in Society.™ —The Rev. . Goodwin will preach in the First Church. corner of Washington and Aun streets, at 10:30 u. m. and 7:30 . m. —The Rev. C. A. Towie will preach in Bethany hucch, corner of Pauline and West Huron streets, at 1 8. m. and 7330 p. m. Morning subject: **Christian Stewardship. UNITARIAN. ‘The Rev. Brooke Herford will preach morning And evenine at the Church of the Messiah, corner of M chiran svenue and Twenty-third streel. Aorning sub; i Evenmez gubj % —The Rev. James Kay Applebee will preach in the Fonrth Church, corner of Prairic avenuve and Thirtieth etreet, ihis morning. Subject: **Truth- fulness to Oneself.” ‘ihe Rev. Drooke Herford will preach in the ‘Third Church, coraer of Laflin and Monroe streets, & £1::..0 p. m. Subject: **Man's Part in_Evolu- ton.™ Simeing by the choir of the Chbarch of the Redecmer. —The Kev. Robert Coltyer will preach in Unity Church, corer of Dearoorn avenue and Walton place, morning and evemng. CHORISTIAN. The Rer. J. W. Owen wiil preach this morning in the First Chorch, corner Iudapa avenue and r-ifiliatreet. Song service in the evening. —Eljer M. N. Lord will preach in tbe Second Church. corner of Jackeon street and Oskley av- morning and evening. —The Rev. George E. Bacon will preach in. the cliurch corner of Western avenue and Congress sircet in the evenine. Usual morning servicea. LUTHERAN. The Rev. Edmuud Belfoor will preach in the Trinity Church, corner of Dearborn avenue and Erc street, morning and evening, UNIVERSALIST. ‘The Rev. Sumner Ellis will preach morning zad eveuing in the Church of the Redeemer, corner of Washington and Sansamon _streets. In lue cvening he will consider **The Progress of Theology, as Snown in the New Use of Old Terms, " W. H. Ryder will preach in St Michigan avenue, near Sixteenth —The Res. Paol's Church, street, in_ the morning, Prof. Derghard Mumon, Président of the Uriental lnstitate of this city, will preach in the eveuing. Subject: **The Pociry of the Old Testament, ™ INDEPENDENT. The Rev. John E. Morris wiil preach in the church corner of Fulton and May streets ut 10:45 a.m. No evening service. g —The Rev. Mr. Ilunt will preach in the Burr Mieclon Chapel, No. 359 Third avenue, at 7:30 p.m. —Mr. C. M. Morton will preach in the morning at the Chicago Avenne Church, corner of Lasalle etreet. The conaregation will take part in the unfon services at Grace L. E. Church in the even- ng. NEW JERUSALEM. The Rev. L. P. Mercer will preach in Hershey Music-lall at 11'a. m. and § v. m. Mormng sudject: ** Mocern Idolatry.” Eveningsubject: **The Full and Second Advent of Christ. MISCELLANEOUS. Mrs, Cora L. V. Richmond will preach to the irst Society 1n the church corner of Monroe and Laflin streets, in the morning on subject pre- sented by the audience, In the evening: **The Desrees of Spincaal Growth: How are These Lieat Represented?” By the spintof Swedenboriz, Serv- ices close with an impromptu poem. —The Pisciples of Christ meet at No. 229 West Rsndolph strect at p. m. Al whoare so ivclined are invited 1o come and worship God. - —The Woman's_Union i8 to meet with thie Liber- n the hall at No. 213 West Madison street at 1031“{. 3. s. Bater, of the Theological Seminary, 18 to preach at 3 p. m. in the Washingtonisn Home. —The Women's Mass Conference wiil meet m Maskell Hall at § p. m. to unite reformers and fac- Tions. Al are invited to attend. X Dr. Matthewson will preacn to the Advents in Green Street Tabernacief morning and eveninz. Morning susject: *-The Iwo Wiinesses of the 1itn of clations. Iy —Mr. E. Broughton will preside at the railway men’s meeting and song serviceto be held in the Free Reading-Room, corner of Canai_and Kinzie Ftrects, at- 3 p. m. Al raflway men and ludies are invited to attend TEMPERANCE. The Womsn’s Christian Temperance Union will hotd daily Gospel meetings at 35 p.m in Lower Far- well Hall, entrance No.150.Madison street and No. 10 Arcade . Lendeta next week: Monday, Mre. M. A. Willisms: Tuesday, Mra. Milton George Wedneeday, Mrs. Charles Goddinan: Thursd Mrs. Prof. Haven: Friday, Mré. laubella Jones; Suturday, Mis L. A. Hood. CALENDAR FOR THE WEEK. EriscoraL. March 16—Third Sunday in Lent. Jarch 17—Seventeentn Day of Lent, March 18—Eighteentn Day'of Lent, March 1 }—Nineteenth Day of Leat. Marcl —Twentieth Day of Leot. March 81—Twenty-first Day of Lent. Aarch 22—Twenty-second Day of Lent. CATHOLIC. March 16—Third Sunday in Lent. March 17—8t. Patrick, B. C. March 18—St. Gaoriel, Archangel. March 19—St Joseph. C.. Spouse of the B. V. M., and Patron of the Universal Ghurch. March 20—Fena. March 21— The Five Woands of Our Lord. Murch 22—5t. Benedict, AbL. (from March ———— RORY O’MORE. ‘His Present to the Priest. Samuel Lover. “Y¥hy, thin, Il tell you,” said Rory. “I promised my mother to bring a present to the priest from Dablin, and I couid not -make up my mind rizhtly what to get all the time 1 was there. 1thoughtof a pair o top-boots; for, indeed, his reverence’s is none of the best, and only you &now them to be top-boots, yeu would not take them to be top-boots, becase the bot- toms has been put in so often that the tops is wore out intirefy, and is no more like top-hoots than my brogues, SoIwenttoa shopin Dub- lin, and picked out the purtiest pair o' top- boots I could see; when I say purty, I don’t mane a flourishin’ taarin® pair, bus sitch as was fit for a priest, a respectable pair o' boots; and with that, I pulled out my good monev to pay for thim, whin jist at that minit, remembering the thricks o' the town, 1 bethought o’ myself, and says 1, ‘1 cuppose these are the right thing? says I to the man. *You can thry thim,’ says he. ‘How can I thry them? says I «Pyll them on vou,” says he. *Troth, an’- I’d e sorry,’ says I, to take sitch a liberty with them,? says I. ¢ Why, aren’t you goin’ to ware thim? gays he. ‘Isit me? says I, ‘me ware top-boots? Do you think it’s taking lave of me sinsis 1 am? says I. *Then what do you wang to buoy them for?” savs ne. ‘For his 21). reverence, Father Kinshela, says 1. ‘Are they the right sort for him? ‘How should I kmow? says he. *You're a purty bootmaker,’ says I, ‘not toknow how to make 2 priest’s boot!? ¢How do I know his size? says he. ‘Oh, don’t be comin’ off that way,’ say 1. *There’s no sitch great differ be- tune pricsts and other min ! ] think you were very right there,” said the pale traveler. “To be sure, sir,”? said Rory; *“and it was only jist a come-off for bis owu femorance. *Tell me liis size.” savs the fellow, ‘and I'll fit bim.” ¢He's betune five and six ‘fut,’ says I *Most men are,? says he, laughin’ at me. ~ He was an impident feflow. *It’s not the five, nor the six, but his fwo_fee. Iwant to know the size of,! sayshe. SolI persaived he was jeerin’ me, and says 1, *Why, thin, vou respectfnl vazaboce o' the world, yon Dublin jackceen! do you mane to insiniuaie that Father Kiushela ever wint barefutted in his life, that [ could know the size of his fut,’ says I5 and with that I threw 1he boots in his face. *Take that.? savs I, tyou dirty thief o’ the world! vou impident vagabone of the world! you_irnorant citizen o’ the world!” And with that Ileft the place.” 1t ig their usual practice,” said the traveler, 410 take measure of their customers.” “Ts Jt, thin®? : «1¢ really 5.”" tSee that, now!" said Rorv, with an air of triumph. * You would think that they wor cleverer in the town than in the countryv; and they ought fo be so, by all acconnts: but in the regard of what I towld you, you see, we're be- fore them intirely.” «“How s0?” said the traveler. «Arran! bekase thev never throuble people in the country at all with taiin’ their measure; but you jist” £0 toa fair. and bring your fut alonz with you, and somebody else dbrives a cartful o' brogues into the place, and there you sarve yourself; and so the man gets bis monev, and ed)cm get your shoes, and every one’s plazed.” ¢ But'what I mane is, where di I leave off tellin’ you about the present for the priest? wasn’tit at the bootmaker’s shop? ves, that was it. - Well, sir, on laving the shop, as coon as I kem to myself aither the fellow’s impidence, I bezun to teink what was the next best thing L could get for reverence: and with that, while I was thinkin’ about it, I seen a very re- spectable owld gintleman goin’ by, with the most beautiful stickz in_bis band 1 ever'set my eves on, und a coolden head to it that was worth its welrnt in goold: and it gev him such a ili- ant look altogether, that Isays to myself, “It’s the very thing for Father Kinshely, if 1 could get sitch anotner.” And so I wint lookin® about me every shop Iseen as I wint by, und at lasg, 1n a sthreet they call Dame sthreet, and by ihe eame token I didn't know why they called it Dame sthreet till Tax’d: and 1 Wwas towld they called it Dame sthreet bekase the lacies were so fond o’ walkin’ there; and lovely craythurs they wor! and I can’t believe that the town is such an onwholesome plice to live in. for most o' the ladies Lscen tiere had the most beautiinl rosy checks I ever clapt my ees upon: and the beautitul rowlin’ ¢ves o’ them! Well, it was in Dame stbreet, 23 1 was sayin’, that I kem to a shop where there was a power o' sticks, and so I wiot in and looked at thim; aud a man i the place kem to meand axed meif I wanted a cape! *No,’ savs I, I don’t want a cane: it’s a stick & want,” says I. A cane you maue,’ says be. ‘No,’ sa; ‘it’s a gtick,” for { was deter- mined 1o have Do cane, but to stick to the stick. 4Here’s a nate_oue, says he. ‘ldon’t wanta nate one,’ éays I, *bus a responsible one,’ savs 1. ¢Faith !’ says he, *if ao Irishman’s stick was re- sponsible, it would have a great dale to_answer for,’ and he laughed a power; 1 didn’t know m}sel't what bhe meant, but that’s what he said. It was because you zsked for a responsible stick,™ said the traveler. * And why wouldn’t k" seid Rors, * when it was 1or his reverence I wantedit? Why wouldn’c be bave a pice-lookin’, respectable, responsible stick 1" * Certainly,” said the traveler. * Well, Upicked ous one that looked to my 1ikin’ » rood eubstantial stick, with an ivory top to it; for I seen that the goold-headed ones was so dear that 1 couldn’t come up to them; and so says I, ‘Give me a howld o' that,’ sa.s I, and I ok a gripavit, I never was so surprised iu my life. "Ithought to get a good, brave Landful of a solid stick, put, my dear, it was well jvdida't_fiy out o' my hand 8'most, it was 8o light. ‘Phew! eays I, *what sort of a stick is this? ¢Itcll you it’s nou astick, but a cane.’ says he. e you,’ says L. * You gee how good and light ic is,” says he. Thiok o’ that, sirlto calla suck good aund light, as if there could be any good in life in q stick that wasu't heavs and could sthreck a good blow! ‘s it jokin’ vou are’ *Don't vou feel it yoursel{? says he. 1 can hardly feel it at all,’ say ¥, that's the beauty of it,” says he. Think o' the {enorant vagabone! to call a stick a beauty thay ‘was us Hght a"most as g bulrush! ‘And so you hardly feel it? says he, grinnin’. ‘Yis ia- fx’é'éa.’:éé I: *and wbat's worse, I dun"n think T eould make any oue else feel it ayther.! *On! a1 want u stiek to bate people with!? eays Le. To be sure,’ says 15 ‘sure that’s the use °“§ stick.? *To lknock the siosis out o' neople! says he, grinnin’ seain. says 4, *if | Thiey’re saucy. lookin! hard time. * Well, these is ety “Throth, FOU may §a7 runain’- v 1, “for you deren’t stind before auv onc with Sitch n thrancen as that in your fist.! ‘Well, pick out the heaviest o' them you plaze.’ sags he: *take your choice.’ So Iiwint pokin’ and rummagin® among thim, and, if you belicve me, ihere wasn’c a stick in their whole shop worth a kick in the shins,—divil 2 one!” + But why did - you require such a heavy stick for the priesti” Bekase there’s not a man in the parish wacts it more, says Rory. “fs he 5o quarrelsome, then? said the traveler., 2 “No, but the greatest o’ pacemakers,” says Rory. " 4 “l;l"hen what does e waot the beavy stick or I‘“ For wallopin’ his flock, to be sure,” said Rory. “\Walloping !” said the traveler, choking with laughter. “Oh! you may laugh,” saia Rorv, * bnt ’pon ¥ v1! you wouldn’t laugh if you wor undber haud, for he has a brave heavy one, God bless and spare him to us!™ what is all this walloping for?” hy, sir, whin we have a bit of a flzht, for fun, or the regular faction one, at the fair, his revorence sometimes bears of ic, aud comes av coorse.”? “ Good God!™ said the traveler, in real aston- isbment, ** docs the uriest join in the battles” “No, no, no, sir! 1 see youre quite a sthranger in the counthry.. The priest join it!" Oh! by no maues. But he come and stops it; and ay coorse the only way he can stop it is to ride into thim, and wallop thim all round before him, and disparse thim; geatter thim like chail before the wind; and it’s the best o sticks he requires for that same.” ““But might he not buve his heavy stick for | that parpose, and make use of a lighter one vn’ other oceasions 7 * As for that matther, sir,” said Rory, * there’s no knowia’ the minit he might.want it, for he is often necessitated to have recoorse to it. It wmight be, roing throueh the villaze, the publie- house is too full, and in he goes and dbrives thim out. Oh! it would delicht your heart to sec the style he clears a oublic-house iv, in no time!” **But wouldn't his speaking to them answer the purpose.as well?™? **Oh no! ne doesu’t like to throw awav his discoorse on thim; and why should he? he keeps that for the blessed olthar on Sunday, which is a fitzer place for it; besides, he does not like to be sevare oo us.” * Severe!?’ said the traveler, in surprise, “why, baven’t you enid that he thrashes you round on all occasions? ** Yes, sir; but what o' that? sure that's nothin’ to his tongue; his words is hike swoords or rhazors, 1 may say: we're used toalick of a stick every day, but not to_sich languaee as his reverenzc sometimes murthers us with when we displaze him. Oh!'it’s terrible, 50 it is, to have the weight of his tonzue vn vou! ‘Throth! I'd rather let him bate me from this till to-morrow, than have one angry word with bim.” * [ gee. then, he must havea heary stick,” said the traveler. *“To besure he must, sir, at all times; and that was_the raison Iwas so particular in the shop; and afther spendin’ over an hour, would vou blieve it? divil astickI could ret in the place it for a emid, much less a man,” ** But about the gridiron?? “Sure I'm telliv’ you sbout it,” smd Rorv; “ouly I'm not come to it yet. You see,” con- tipucd be, “T was go diszusted with them shop- keepersin Dublin that my heart, was fairly broze with their -iznorance, und I seen they kuew nothin’ at all about what I wanted, and so I came away without anything for his reverence, though it was oo my mind all this dav on the road; and comin’ through tbe last town fn the widdle o’ the rain, I thought of a gridiron.” A very natural thing to think of in a shower ** spid the traveler. twasn't the rain made me think of it. it was God .must have a gridiron in my lieart, secin’ that it was a present for the priest Iintenued; and when I thought of it, it came into my head, afther, that it would be a fine thing to sit on, for to keek one out of the rain, that was ruinatin’ my corderoys on the top o' the coach; so I kept my e¢ve out as we chrove along up the sthreet, .and sure enough what should I see at a shop half-way down the town, but a gridiron hanging up at the door! and so I went back to get it,”? ** But tsn’t a gridiron an odd present? hasn't bis reverence one already? ™ By ** He bad, sir, before it was bruk; but that's what I remembered, for I happened to be up at his place one day, sittin’ n the kitchen, when Molly was briliu’ some miate, an it for his rever- ence; and while she jist turned about to get & piach o' salt to shake over it, the dog that was i the place made a dert- at the griciron on the fire, and threw it down, and up he whips the mate, before voe of us could stop him, With thut Molly whips up the eridiron, and, says she, ¢ Bad luck to vou, you disrespectfnl baste ! swould nothin’ sarve you but the priest’s dinner?? and she made a crack o the gridiron at him. ¢ As you have the mate, vou shali have the gridiron 100," says she; and with that sbe gave him such & rap ou tie head with it, that the bars flew out of 'it, and his head went throush it, and away be pulled it out of her hands, and ran off with the gridiron nangit’ round his neck like a necklace: and he went mad a’most with iij for, though a kettle 10 a dog’s tail is nathrel, ‘3 gridiron round his neck is very surprisin’ to bim; and away he tattherea over the country, till there wasn’t a taste o’ the gridiron left fogerther.” - e THE BELLS OF SHANDON, Ssbata psnzo: Funcra plan:e Solemnfa ciaazo. —luscription 0% an old Bell. With deep affection And recollection, often think of ‘Tuose Shzndon Bells, Whose sounds so wud would, 1In days of caildheod, Fling round wy cradio Their magic spells, 4 On this T ponder Wagre'er I wander, And taus grow fonder, _Sweet Cork. of thec, With thy Bells of Shandon, Thut sound £0 erand on The pleasunt waters Of the Ruver Lee. T've heard bells chiming Full many a climein, Tolling sublime in Lathedrul-shrine, While at a glib rate Bruss tongues would vibrate; Lat all their :usic Spoke naught jike thino. For memory. dwelling On cach prond swelling Of thy belfry, knelling Its bold notes free, Made the Bel s of Shandon Sound far more grand on The pleasant waters Of tue Kiver Lee. T've heard bells tolling Old Adrnan’s Mole in, Tneir thunder rolling From the Vatican, And eymbals clorions Swy prourious In the gorueons turrets Of Notre Dame. But thy sounds were sweeter Taan the dome of Peter F¥lunz on the Tiber, Pealing solennly. O the Beils of Shandon Sound far more grand on ‘Tne pleasant waters Of the Iver Leel There's a bell in Moscow; While on tower and kiosko In Samnt Sophis ‘Fae Turkwman gets, And lond 1n air Calls men to praver From the tavering summit Of tail minurety. Sach empty phantom 1freely grant them; Lut tnere’s un antLem More dear 1o me: "Tis the Lells of Shandon, That soond so erand on The pleasant waters Of the River Lee. ~—The Rev. Francis sahony. —— The Puzzled Dutchman~A Baptist Story. One who does not believe in immersion for baptism was hotding n protracted meeting, and one night preached on the subject of baptism. In the course of bis remarks he smd that some believe it pecessary to wo dowp in the water, and coime up out of it, to be baptized. But this be claimed to be a fallacy, for the preposizion “ioto™ of the Scrintures should be rendered differently, as it does not wean into at all times. *Moses,” he said, ‘“we are told, went up into the mountain; and the Savior was taken up into a high mountain, ete. Now we do not suppose either Went into 3 mountain, but went unto it. So with going fnto the water; ic means simply golng down close by or near 1o the water, and beny baptized in the ordinary way, by sprink- ling or pouring.”’ He carried this idea out fulty, [ the team Seeurity enonrh ¢ und in due season closea 18 Giscourse, v.hien au | invitation wus given for any one_so disposed to and exoress his thouahits, Quice 2 nwmber of is brethren arose sid £aid they werdlad they had been present on tafs oceasion, vt they were well pleased witn 1he sound sermon they had jast hieard, aud felt thew souls greatly blessid, Finaliy, o corpulent zentleaisn of “cutonie extraction, a stranger to all, arose aid }xr?!m: the sfienes that was alwost pafniul, as lullows: o *+ Mister Breacher, Iis so @lad I vash here to- nizht, tor 1 has had explafiied 1o my wint some dat I never could pelief Lefore. . Ob, 1is ad dal. into daes not mean futo at alf, but BIIUst ciose by or pear to, for pow 1 can uen?l wany dings vot L could not pelief before. We reat, Mr, Breacer, dat 'Tanicl vos enst iuto de ten of lions, wnd cune out alife. Now 1 neffer could pehei dat, for wilt peasts would shust eat bl rlelit off; but now it ts lery cledr to my mint.. e vash shast civse py or near to, and t1d tiot et into de ten at all. Ol I 1sh so glad Lvash vere to-nignt. Again we reat dat de Hebrew children” vas cast iuto de finsh furnace, and datalwavs looks lise a bee story to9, for they would have been burnt up; but” it fsh all blain to my mint uow, for dev was_shust cast py or elose to de firish furnace. -Ob, 1 vas so giad [ vash here to-night. And den, Mister Breacher, is ish said dat Jonah vast cast into de eca, and taken fnto ae whale’s pelly, ~ Now [ netler could pelfef dat. It anwish secmed to me to be a peeg tish story, but it ish alf biam to my mint now. Ile vash notinto de whale’s pelly at all, but shump onto his pack and rode asbore. O, I'vash so gied 1 vash bere to-nfght. * And now, Mister Breacher, if yoa will shust exblaln two more bassages of Sertprures, Isnall be ot so havpy dat I vash here to-might. Une of dern ish vere it saish de vicked shall be cast into a lalie dat burns mt tirc und primstonce alwish. cher, shall 1 be cust into dat I'Tam vicked, or shust close py or near to —shust vear enouzh to be comfortabie? Oa, I hope you tell me [shatl be cast only shust py & rooa veys off, and 1 vill pe so_glad T vasa here to-meht. De- oder bassage is dat vich saish blessed are dey who do these commundments, dat dey have rigit to de dres of life, and enter m droo de gates of de city, and not shust close py or near to~shust near enouwh to see vat I have lost—and I'shall pe so glad L vash bere to- nigut.” ‘ g LEADVILLE. A Cool Thousand. Leadrille Chironfcle, 3urca T. A gentleman named David Baroes, of Love- lund, Col., heard of the great scarcity of lumber and the plentiful supply of logs in tbis camp, and having an eye to business he purchased a saw-nnll for $1.600 and started for Leadville. At overy station along the route he beard well- authenticated reports of the rapid rise in lum- ver, each furnishing a new incentive to hurry his team. Mr. Barpes and his saw-mill headed into Chestnut street yesterday afternoon, when he learned thet lumber was in demand at $60 per thousand, and at that price nove to be had in the mark! He ordered his team to halt while he made some inquiries about location, ete., and when he retured to issuc marching orders e found a party waiting to * see the man that owned that mll, . +Ts this your mill, sir?” said one of the par- ag * Yes sir,” “ Going to use it yourself” “That’s the calculation.” «What does such o mill cost?” 4 Paia 81,600 for1t.” “ Want to sell it¥” ¢ “ Don’c care.” i “ Well, what'll you take for it?"” “ 11 take $2,600.7 + ¢ Reckon you lidn'tcomeup for vourhealth 1 No, sir; come up tosaw lumber. Drive on, boys.” Far B @ Just hold on a ninute,” said the purchaser; “friend, if you will step over to_the bauk Yli give you a check for the mouey.” | Marching orders werp countermanded by Mr. - Barnes, and in fivo, minutes be pocketed bis 2,600, making a cogl 1housund on his specula- viou, and is now ou bis,way to Denver for anoth- er mill. o ‘Wantg Collateral. Leadrilte Chrgpicte, March 7. The first part of thepresent week hay became very searce in this'markes, aud consequently wWent up. up, up, until sold as bigh as 15 cents apound. The nl:fip: fi!@er the raise & man drove up to one of our cormals with a span of rather lean borses which hg kad just driven over the Ho calledofit 6 the corral keever: ., . Captifn, 14 jike’ {6 'Teave my ontfit here.” Ind ¢ All right, sir; drive in.” “ Step into the oflite’and leave your name and where you'can be fouad.” The stranger did asrequested. and while the corral man was puttf:ir up the team he passed out of the ofilce und uiy the street. The clerk catled to'fie boss as soon as the owner of the team had cleared the stable: ¢ Say, that wan is gving to Ten Mile in the . to be gone a week.? & The d—1! Call him back.” ‘The clerk hallooed-him back, when the corral man said: ¥ “ Going to leave this team here a week?” % Yes, sir; about a week, I reckon.” “ Well, my friend, you will have to leave me some security for thefcare aud feed of this team.” : *¢ Heavens, man,” rcp]lcr’l the stranger, “ain’t 4 No, sir; bay is worth $150 a ton; and if you shouid leave bt tear in my care for a week, und_anything should happen to preveut your coming back for it, -the horses und' wazon wouldn's bring enouglt to covar the livery bitl, I'd rather you'd take ’em somewhere else.” e s O ST. PATRICK'S DAY, Our thonghts to-day their flight will swifily wing Across the storm-tossed, ever-restless sea, Ana fairy Fancy once aguin witl prmg Us vacis, our own dear Emerold Iule, to thee, We'll pather shamrocka from the sume old bill On which we oft in carvless ooyhood played: We'll bear the music of the murmuring rill Aloug whose 1hossy banks so oft we sirayed: Ve'll wali through daisied field and lonely glen, And proudly tread our native heath again. We'll sec the lark arlec on fluttering wing, Soar to the sky. and heavenly music sing. Thou sweetest songster of the feathery thronz; Old Enu's boves seem ringing throngh thy song, And, 28 thou poarest thy notes o'er wood and lea, Thou seemest to sing. **0ld Lrin shal! be free; ‘Laouzh she bas slept the sleepof bondage long, Yet Rignt at 1ast must triumph over Wrong; Ifer sons shalf soon_wipe out foul Slavery's atain, And Enin wske a Nation once again!™ For centuries long we've felt the Tyrant's rod, Draincd Misery's drege. and groveled in the dnst; And in despair have asked, 18 there o God In Heuven above, and is lle zood and just? Driven forth from ruined homes, like dogs, to die, W hile Fumine grimly stalked throngnout our Jand, Ohi1f taere is U wreat, just God on big M by did Ue not stretch forth Ilis mighty hand To aid us in our heiplessuess and wo, 1 And ;vm.\cr with His curse ourmore than brutal oe? 5 TYet Enzland boasts she is a Christian land, Ard missionaries seads across the sca ‘To preact Carist's Gospel. and at her command The stave flines down lus fetters and 13 free. Num, empty boast! Where'er her banner waves, There Heuven-porn Freedom lanzmishes and dica. Ihe worla can 100k on our poor MArtvrs’ graves— They seem 1o cry for Vengeauce to the skies; Witz voicelesa tongues taey plead to Heaven on And prote her Freedom 's but an empty lie. Maxcy, 1579, Rosint TURNET. e " WE GIRS." IV, There was o rass-widow, Quintilia, Anda_glance from her daric vye would thritl you; You'd tali on your knecs, And say ‘0N’ will you please "'— ““Hum, joung man! thenis—declined—hope *ewon’t ill you.” A fresh-water zirl, Rosall Tad never before veen at sea; Wauen the ship pitched and rolled, She retired to tue ‘hold. Where she pluintively sighed, **O dear me!™ A young femms-de-chambre, Susannab, Ttaiaed the roof with ber piercing soprano; Once 0 high did it soar That it cawe nack no more, And the boarders xil snouted, ** Hosannal” An amstear dress-maker. Trix, Found berself in a sinzular fix; Yor ail ber new tucxer, Tne old gown wouid packer, And it mude her as cross o3 two sticks, A decorons younz gizl, Triella, Waa winked at one day by o fellah; Sne turned with a flash, o And down with g crash On bis head came her ginzaam umbrells. ————————— How MHer Sight Was Improved. Furney's Progress. Mme. C., flressmu”kcc l‘x'ns a great deal of trouble with ler sewing-mirls. The other day one of them came to herto say, **Mudame, I fear that I will not be able to work much longer. 1 think Tam getting blind.” * Why, how is that] You seem to get aiong pretty well with your work.,” “Yes: butl can no longer see any X. meat on my plate at dinger.” Mme. C. under- stood, and the next @ ] served wWith ver but very ain picees of meat. % What happiness,” excinimed our Miss. EAH Ras corue: back. 1 can now see betler thaa ever.” ‘“flow fs thar, Mademoiselle?” “YWhy, at this woment I csn sce the plate through the meat.” - THE GAME OF DRAUGHTR. Commanications intended for Tuz Dravent Evrron shonld be addressed to 0. D. Orvi3, P.-0. Box 215, Chicazo, 1l Tor Pabitsher's price-list of standard works on the game, nddress the Dranght Editor. TLAYERS' HEADQUARTERS, Atheneum, No. 50 Dearborn street. . TRIBUSE OPFIcE, Cittcaco, March 16, 1879, PROBLEM NO. 109. End-game between Mesars. HALL and CHIPMAN. Black. -7 | B White. ‘White to move and draw. POSITION NO. 109. By. A. S. INoarts, Kendall, Wis. Black men oa 2, 4, 9, 20, 21, 24. Kings 28, 20, 32, ‘White men on 10, 15, 16, 17, 22, 23, 30. Kings, 3L ‘ White to move and win. TO CORRESPONDENTS. 3. D. A., Lafayette, Ind.—Letters received. AL F., Philo, Tll.—Your last solution is 0. K. E. I. B., Waverly, Ia.—The end-game is good. F. G., Lafayette, Ind.—We want that promised letter. A. E. M., Junesville, Wis,~Games duly re- ceived. * J. K., Burnett, Wis.—Much obliged for the rames, iI. J. C., Henry, IIl.—Your fine problem shall grace our colamn very soon. P. J. 1., Dububue, Ta.—We referred to the win, and not necessarily to the first position. M. J. K., La Marpe, I t your fourth move, instead of 3—8 play 14~18, 15—10, 18—15, 10—0, 15—11, and Dlack wins. C. B., Grand Rapids, Mich.~Yoar corrections are probably good. ~ Nome of the books are above cnticism. (2) Soinfion will ao. A. 8. I., Kendall, Wis.—Subscription received. Tue S v TRIBUNE i sent to all parts of the world on accoant of the Draugnt Department, and they all write they **cannot gét along wishoat it." D. 3., Holland, Ta.—Mr. Bryant writes that Game 330 can be drawn. At thirty-ninth move, mstead*of 5-0 play $—10, 14-9, 1015, 90, 16—19, 6—2, 1028, 2—7, 28—32, T—10, 3228, etc. Drawn, M. B. B., Eagle, Wis.—(1) The position is by Dr. Brown. and the published eolution is correct. Continue 19—20. and the White win i3 just too easy for anything. (2) The block position fs rather too epparent. SOLUTIONS. BOLUTION TO PROBLEX N¢ —) I 106. 19: —19 913 E — 8 (1. or 19—15 B— 4 9—6 20~25 | 14— 9 [followed by AT—14 (d)| 2—18 = Biack wl @ P.J. Uickey. 20-25 |11—8 |28 I B~ 4 16 923 117-22 231 |11 Lisem Lagi wing, Hickey.! ;@ 7—3 1410 (1410 | 6—9 16-19 (3); 23—19 (B} 11—~ 2 19—it 10— [ 1015 9-13 8~4 |17-3% 15-11 d—7 25-21 [Black wins, Mickes. 1612 [1—8 2025 [25°02 18-15 15— 7-14 | Black wins, ickey. 19-15 | 1923 1~8 [20—5 =9 17—t is~11 y—13 I—ip | 2-1 8~4 [Blackwins. 2-17 | 9—6 g V-9 Hickay. 23-19 |14~ 9| B. Wina same var 4 at fourth move. @ " Hickey. 1—-7()117-21 |25-22 |10-6 |Blackwins © Hickey. 23—18(8) [10—15 |25-21" |15-22 | Black wina. Hickey. 18 [Black wins. 17~13 Hickey, L=y P. J. B. The following solution and variations are by W. M. Pureell, M. D., Reelsville, Ind. : 14-18 19~15 3-8 Black ‘wins. Black wins. [$] e et L PR 18-15 | 19-16 (c) 1612 (6) B. wins. a1 10—14 Black wins. () 19-23, 25-21, 1916 Blick wins B same us truitk g sl 17- Black 2 wins. ¥ aw! 7510 (d) 9-13als0 winsas in Anderson'sseventh position. 3) 19-23 |21-25 |23-19 |22-26 | B. wins, @) s Bl (R-E [uop o [Bhex 2125 220 %17 [17-14 | ¥ins 5) 6t (190 [18-25 [ Bick 22-18 i wins. 18-20 ()} 25—21 |20—18 ]22—18 |B. wins sameastrunk a7, (&) 26-10 (1), 2521, 1918 Black wins tamé us truak six, V511, 7-3, 1812, 222, Black wins. : . M. P. We are indebued to Mr. C. Hefter for the eolu- tions by Messrs, Dykes, Lyman, and Clark, which fotlow: By J. M. Dykes. 1 e el 25 26 1-i8 11— 38 17(1) » [13-15 15 4 10-7 2(b) lls—u a 2925 1 15—11 (c) | 1722 (b) 23-25 [17-22 [B.wins. [J. M. D. 25-21(d) |23—18 |B. w(iln)w. 1. M. D, 16-12 () | 17- 2522 [23-18 |B. wins it | 15-10 (10— 6 =1 88-15 |15-11 Bl wins, Byt @ l 2617 1515 wh. n 18—12 ]12-18(h) |15—10 |10—6 |B. wins, =3 Ju-8 1895 151 ) ¢ 20-16- [14-18 |B. wins. 15-11 [M4-18 B, wins. By W. W. irk. (3) [21—-17 I’.’G—.’J 7= 3 l 8—-19 10-13(h 119-16 5 1812 |8 wing, Stntltar 1o previous play. 18—-15 ll.’,—lfl 217 |-z Dlack wine. C. H. (3) By I D. Lyman. . Lyman _gives o lengihy win by 26—22 here, which i3 neither practical nor ornamental, nod, be- Ing pressed for time, 1 4m obliged to omit it. C. . Nore—The players whose names were mentioncd in last Sunday's ‘CiinUNE also seat In correct s0lu- tions simifar to the ones above.—[Dravout Ep- 1Tox. ] SOLUTION To ProBLEM No. 108§ Between Beach and Pomeroy. I 19-15% ' SOLUTION TO POSITION No. 108. Betweer: McCombie snd Orvis. Drawn. 2627 131-23 —18 . 1 GAME NO. 332—LAIRD AND LADY. By Prof. Fraak A, Fitzpatrick. 2 20- 23 1y the young ladies were . (2) Corrects Dz Fourth_Fdition, page £ Wwhierelu d 13 played, Aliowlug White to draw. ) 1815, 25, B tad Tir : CIECK. R CHATTER. . f There is_some tali of a maich between Measrs.: Twed and Luvadic, to be played some time in May! The Freeman-Priest match at Providenes result } din favorof the. former by the fo!lowing score: Freemun 9, Priesi S, araws Tatal, 40 games. Mr. Frank Greenlee, of Lafayette, visited To: Jedo last weex,. just to show thode Ohlo fellows what an Indisna Doy knows about checzers. He i played 109 games. winning Sb, Josingz 8, and 17 } endedas drawn, The score with Mr. G. W. Hal- ford. the Toledo chumpion. sunds: Greenlee 12, Haltord 1, arawn 7. ‘Fotal, 20 games. Mr. James O'Hara, winner of the Lafayette, Ind,, touraument, has issued a challense fo dir. David Curstairs to piay a frienaly matci of fifly games, which nas been accepted, and plav will be- #£In tO-MOrrow evening, A recent sitting of twen- Iy-twogames Letween these two payers resulted in a tie—each winning 6, and 9 ended as drawn. Citicaao, March 11.—Dreught Edior Chicago Trisune: Will you kindly allow me a lttle in your valued column to imention 2n ordina fauity method induleed in by many of your critics in correcting play. Allow mie to explain iy mean- ing by citine an instance. Some time ago Mr. P. J. Hickey published 2 short anulysis of Lutrd and Lml{. Charlie Helfter puolishes a gume as original, butis only a correciion of Hickey. In your last 18sue Mesérs. Hickey and Hersey give play on same gaute, but previousto Hefter's correction (the same having been published soms years azo in Eastern journals), the latter cistming to correct Hefter and less, and ogersa *chromo™ if Ch ie will prove it otnerwise. i Tather curions of ersey to correct Iickey fucorrect. and pusitively offeringa “**chromo™ 1f his e cannot be proven doubly incorrect. Players onld endeavor 10 be sure whom they are correct- ing oefore making such errors ns the above. 1 bope more care will be exercised in this regard hereafter. Youts truly, Cornzcriox. A GHOSTLY TEUD. Tho Dead Fighting in Their Graves! Attantic for 3furch. If it appears strange to us mortals, and even awful, that the disembodied spirit can, under certain conditions unknown to us, revisit the sceves of its previous existence, how much more awful and diflicult of belief is it that spirits which have quitted thefr earthly life in the un- restrained indulgence of anary and malevolent passions ean yet exercise such an {ofluence over the corrupting clay, whick they aoparently left behind them, as to violate the sacred repose of the tomb and terrify and appal the living Sucb a_circamstance certainly occurded at H-—=fk Hall, in Lincolnshire, and was long the theme of conversation in that county. H——k Hall bad been in possession of the H—— family for hundreds of years; at the time of which { am writing the ancient line bad dwindled down to two individuais,—the old 'Squire, in present possession, and his ooly brother and destined successor, who was unwmarried, and very little younger than- himself. ‘The hall, wbich had once been so full of life and suyety, had be- come the abude of sorrow and eloow, in con- sequence of the carly death of the ’Squire’s voung daughter, his only child, and the heiress of afl his Dossessions. 'This death, followed in. less than a year by that of bhis wile, to whom he was deeply attached, had quick broken down we old *Syuire’s beslth and tappiness. The lady aund ber daughter were deposited in the Family vault amid the tears and rearets of the villagers, by whom they were much aud deserv- edly beloved. For years the 'Squire had bad no intercourse whatever with his brother, between whom and the lady of the ball there bad veen a jife-lone feud "the hatred on ber part having been quite of a passive nature, as she was never beard to mentioa his nume; oot on his, of the most abusive and virulent kind, which made his exclusion rom the hall an ab- solute necessity. The cause of this hatred could only be guessed at, even by the most curious, a3 noue was _ever assigoed by either party. When the old *Squire, after his double bereavement, became almost heart-broken, the eood pastor of the village, whose trjendship with the family had existed for fifty years, eiffectea a meet'ne wnd thorousrh reconciliation botween the lonz-estranwed brotbers, aud the younzer one took up his abode once more in the house oL uls uteesiurs. One vuly coudition was made, —that the name of his deccased sister-in-law should never pass hislips. A year passed away. ‘The old *Squire, soothed and comforted by the compauiouship of Lis early playfetlow, be<an to recover both nis health and spirits; but at this time o malignant fever broke out 1n the vill Among its victims was the 'Squire’s broiher, who during his whole life had kunown neither sickness nor disease. Ie was prostrated at ouce und vever rallied. ‘The good minister be- fore mentioned, who well Koew the family history, unmoved by that fear of tnfection wilich; madenhin & sofitary-watcher, took bisstand! by’ the bed of the dving man und vainly endeavored to draw bis thoughts to the eternicy which was fast opening before him. His pious words fell upon dull, unlistening ears, but, as he touchsd upon the duty of forgiveness and cantiously alladed to his well-knewn hatred ot the decessed Mrs. B—, the cfTeet was appalling; all apathy vanished, and though a few minutes before appareatly past the power of speech, vet now the sick man broke out into fierce imprecations, and by 2 lust supreme effurt raising himself uo~ right o the bed exclain 1 know toat [ am dying; but mark my wor . wien I am dead, you aure to bury me in the same vault with that accarsed woman, the hving as well as the dead shall hear of me!” He fell back witha tnghtful oath on his lips aad expired. The horror-struck - minister kept close 1n his own breast this dreadful death of one he had known so long, and toought it more kind, as well as more prudent, to keep the pour ’Squire in ignorance of bis brother’s last hours. As was the invariabie castom in the H— family, the body, atter laying io state fora time, was con- signea with much pomp and ceremony to the tamily vauit, and was placed next to the colins of the 'Squire’s wife and daugiter. That very nizht the villagers living aear the churcl il were disturbed by doicful shrivks und -cries wroceeding from the vault,—a noise of strife und struggling and blows, as if of enemies engazed in close ficht. ‘Fhe next morning at dayiwhy the strange tale was carried to the rectory, and the good . clerzyman thought it best, un- der e circumstances, to disclose to the 'Squire his broiher’s last fearful words and threats, and to suegest the opening of the vault. To this the ‘Squirc, greatly sbocked, consensed, and the vault was unlocked und eutered by a party sent to examine into the case of the strapre noise heard the night before. A scene prefectly 1uexplicable met their eves. ‘The coflins of the "Squire’s lady and daughier were laywug in a far coroer of the vaul:, the young irl’s coffiu across her mother’s as if to protect it. Close to then, standing erect and menacing, was the coffin of the 'Squire’s bro:her, so re- cently aud decorously placed upon black tresiles. Amazement seized the bystainders, but under he superintendence of proper people the coflins were restored to their original places, und the vault was again closed up. At night the noises began again; the soand of blows, shricks of pain, and a frightful contention of struggling envmies appalied the party of villagers set to watch the place, in orderto prevent the possibility of deception. ‘Ihe tale was whispered far bsyond the precincts of the viilaze, and savans from the newrhoorag city, who laugned at the idea of anything supernatural, suggested that an explosion ot gas from the foul air of the vault mignt have occasioned the displaccment of the collins. The 'Squire was inducea to have larze ventiistors placed in the vault; but this did not in the least abate the nuisaoce, which to the terror of the villaze rather in- ereascd than diminished. At lengtu the Squire himself resolved hat a strong brick wall shoald be bwlt up in the'vault, 30 as to separate effectually the coflins of those who even in the solifude of the tomnb seemed to keep up their autaronism. This had the desired effect; from that moment all was quite in the vauit, and the noise was uever Leard again: but for a long nme afterward the strauge story was current in Lincolnshire. ——— How I Got Invited to Dinner—Related by Mr. Howard Paul, My gettin® the better of my wife’s father isone of the riciest things on record. I'fl tell veon Low it was. Ycou must kneow that he is mon- strous stingy. ‘The compia:nt runs 1n the fami- Iy, and everyboddy reound our parts used to notice that he never oy uny chance asked any- body to awe with Lim. So ose day, jist for a counk of fun, T said cew a friend of mine, Jeddy Dowkins,~a dreadful nice feller is Jeddy,—* il bet you a ceut’s worth of shoe-striugs ginst 2 row of pios thut I zet old Ben Merlins,—that’s my wife’s father,—t0 ask we to dinner.” “Yeou git eout,” said Jedd by yeou might as well try to coax acat intoa shower- bath, or git muonbeams cout ot ceawcambers.” “Well,” said I, “I'm oing to try.” And try I did, and I'll teil Teou how I went to work. Jist as old Ben was sittin’ down to dinner, at 1 o'clock, I rushed up to his house at a hizh- oressure pace, red-hot in the face, with my coat- tails in the air, and my eges rollin’ about like billard-balls in convuisivns. Rat-tat-tat—ding- s-ling-a-ling. I kicked upau awful rumpus, aud in a flash out came old Ben hiwself. bad struck the right minit. le had a napkin under his chio, and a carvin’ koife in lus hand. L smielt the dinner as e opened the door. 40 Mr. Merkins,” said 1, ** U'm tarnation glad tosce you. Ifeared you moueln’t be at howe. -{'m alinost of breath. I'm vome to tell you I can save you a thousind dollars!” “A thousuna dollars!™ roared the old man; and I dety a weasel to o “pop? quicker than his face burst into smiles. **A thousand dol- lars! Yeou don’t say so! du telti” “0,” said L “1 see vou are iist bavia’ dinner the forner informs Charlie that his game is worta-' « But for me, Thave an answer will serve any man. -+-Agalust oy encruce: neouw. I’'ll_go an’ dine mvyself, and o) come back and tell you all about it.” thenu ** Nougense,” sald be, dow’t #0 awav; con, in, and sit down, und enjoy yourself, like b pong fellow, and hove nsmack with me. §'m s fots 6 hear what vou liare to sae o retended to deciine. savin’ ¢ I'd cor ke hu:p T'¢ stirred uo the old mp'fs'em‘m; ty, and it endea by bis fairls pultia’ me fotg gy hous, and I made a rattlin’ dinner of pori .u,fx beans. [ managed for sume time to_dodae gy, ‘maia it of his lnquirs. At last ] fnieg inr, and there was no farther excuse for et esides. old Ben was zetting fidgety. i **Gome, neow,” said he, “*no more prefa Abont that thousaad dollars; come, let it eopt 1 3 “lmn. LIl tell v nudwhnl.," ‘“yeon haye 5 arter, Misery Ann, to.dispose of fn marriag, have veou not?? = 2 mertage, “What's that got to do with it? fnterrunceq €. **Hold your proud stecds,—don’t run track,—a great deal to do with i,» fif’ i * Neouw answer my auestion.” :: \\\’ell," saldkhv, “ I have.” And vou intend, when she marri ber S10,090 for n portion ™ nelitay o {\‘hl,i" e said. vell. neouw, here's the p'int ¥'m g tew. Lt ue have her, aud DL take. hew s $9,000: and 9,000 from 10,000, accoruin’ to stmoje addition, jist leaves 1,000, and that will be clege pr%u,—vaml 4{]: alicf ri: a whist'e! " e next thing I koew, there wasa ferview soia’on betwcen 6{1‘1 Bea’s foot ant oy coar-tails,—and I'm inclined to think & 2Ot the worst of it. ok e Tatter THE GAME OF CHESS Commanications for this department abould be addressed to Tur Trisese and indoesed ** Chesyn CHESS DIRECTORY. CatcAco Cracs2 CLGB—No. 50 Dearborn street, Cuticaco Cuess Assoctatiox—Hansen & Welels, 150 Desroorn street, ooposite Trinoxe Bullding, Chess-players meet daily at the Sherman Hongg (Basement) and Tremont House (Exchange). PROBLEM NO. 170. BY C. A. PERRY, CHICAGO. Black, I s 1 Vo A /// ] White. ‘Whate to play and mate in three moves. CIESS IN NEW TORK. _The following yame was played some time since New Yurk octween Capt. Suckenzfe nad 3 well baas Massaciiusetts amateur. We give It with notes by Shakspeare. #3 a sample of what Shakspeare knew of - clieas, and s perliaps’ throwin:s some 11t on the dise cusafon whether the game 14 m ‘utloned by him at alin s works: i cotch Gambit. White—Capt. 3. Black—tr. —, - 1PWOKR 1do the wrong and first begla to brawl, —{Rlch. IIT..1, & toK4 —(AU'S Well. 2 2. B3 the Kalght 412 sdmirable tootng. Ak isid wellin Nl et zxmq“fi‘:“:‘ Moresharp then tled mocl aldspur v:ehm\'r‘x Iy " —[Iwelfth N SPtoQ4 Th P Simash HhSS ere [s my honov’s Eagage it o the el i thou vt mm":" sptarsp bk ~——TFront to front Bring thou this flend of Scotland and myself. Witlin iy $word's lenzuli set hin i€ he ‘scape, .u:lfi'eu (ur‘ ve i, —[Macb., 4, 3. to T am of the church, d will be clad to do my beney- olence sad make atol tlflfi and compromises be- tween you.—{3erry Wi s TroDs 4, jord archblshop, Yo ‘Whose sec 13 by a civil plece malatalned. i 4 —[Heary IV, pt. 3, 4 1. & R e voyally fs maow'd, oy lord, —{Rteh, 1L, & 3 2Kt toK Beshrew me! PioQy Str. T lack advancement.—[Hamlet, s, 2 8P to B3 If 1 do lose thee. 1 dolose a thing Thut none but 00ls would xecp. —{Muas. for Meas., S, L 6P takes B Tl strike; and cry, Take all. —(Antony and Cleopstra, 4, 2. 7Kt takes P While they ade clapper-clawing one suother, Ill o look on.—{Ir. and Cre —— You holy cle; To rid the realm of TBIOES an, is there no plot 15 pérnicions biot. ~[Rich. IL., 4, ad S 8K:t0Q5 How oft the'slzht of means to do 1l deeds Makes i} decds done. ~(Kio Jon. 4 5 > . L yme Dot between the drigon and his wrath. Gome not betieen the drigon aad b e bean 1. 1. Kaight Lot tadame thy nodle liver n . Las —{tlenry 1V., pt. 2, 5 5 VELtaK2 Faln woald [ zoto meet the bishop, 1l o s hold me back. But many thoissud reasoas Botd Bepacke 10Pto QKR4 Seeretly tacy the bosom creca that 830 noDle prelace. PR ftenry Iv., pt 1,18 10510 Ki'S : B¢ hoose but be B0 plot L [t cannot choose but anovle plot. —({Henry IV., pt- 1, 1, & ThA¢ OETeR thou hast, betak theeito't a: e ~([Tweifh Nizht, 3, & hat £ 1 hae e ve us do. Do we must what forca will iaveuhds, ) o o 12 RtoK This castle hath & pleasant seat.—[Macb. 1, & wWEB3 i Our fortune Hes upon "‘"“‘"““_*[_\,.L i LI 13BtoKKt5 You see tils clisse (g hotly follow'd, frlecds. —(Henry Vo 24 < - 13 Castles I'll to my castle.~{Henry VI., pt. 3, L, 1. 14 B tazes Kt 3 Haags on the cutding shos Aty on the cut ort t0at fraudfc] AR On 6 CUrHng Bnor ragy VL B 3 1 I} | Am I not the protector, ey Pl AL 15EttoR4 conrse, ‘Thus far our fortana keeps & s‘nunzg:’a‘d, Ry 15 Kt Here be comes, and methinks the Quees with him. T'li be the first, sure.—iHenry VL. pt- 2 h 3 16 Keto 35 There's mischief in this man.—{lensy VUL, 1 % : o Get thee gone, for I se¢ danzsr. lnlEnInn cig.—luenr’ V.ptL LS 7Q 1o Kt Tuod art fall of ervor; I am sonnd. 3 e 2 —[Mens. for Mess., 1,3+ Thi lodmuzllkum;%e’il:\g'u s er, Stace | may say—~now le IUke 8 KIg. o 4y, Why hadh oy G sen : Summond me bicher?—(Tem, 3, 1. 15Q1t0 Q8d. Indeca. indecd, airs, but this rowbles @ie, g 5. 1I9RtOR3 3" lece of work. Tou hall see 4200 'ts » Kuarish pleco ootk amle 19RtORE What says my Bnll; rook?—{slerry Wives Iy 20 R takea R B - riles. A saapper-up of unconsidered trien. o 4 3 caRroASEn Thave chee'd him for it.~{Henry W, pt2 L 21 B0 83 N s sh . —~[Kinz Lear, 2 4. Necessley's sturp pinch.—[Kin Lear, & Aud a1 occaslon serves, this noble Queen Stall follow with a treaa supply. o s 53, 22Q takes Kt d Cleo., 5. % Come, come and take & Queen.. :(%:‘:k: 4.0 ce. Gobld the priest do present sacrlie. iy o 2. 23K takes B Let them come; They com ke vacrifces n thelr trim; W z ncri.l:»ifn. £ bis e e VUL Sy Wives, 2 & » Scarvy priest, by gar, 20K takes R 3 Old castle died a martyr.—{Henry 1%, pt- epll. Nowsits Expactation (n the air.—teary Vo, % €30 YTy 3 ¢ wrard of valor. But revuke aad check was the remard of aliry | o < fo Ktxa. K 1 do begin to percelve that I am made Iflwl::“‘ 55 erry 23 Rto-RKt7ech Let bim shun castles: Satervaull ue o uzon the sandy plaos ‘Lhan el 5 1han whers castiea mounte] Menry VL, . % 1 & 26 K10 B5q Accursed tower! accursed fatal hand A That hath contrived this wofzl trazel L & {Heory 27RoR8mate - 3 roare] 0g? What care these rs for the “““’."{T‘E‘mfi ‘Lt —Turf, Feld, und Farm. English Capitalists in Tennessee. Trou (London). The company of English capitalists and g::l‘ masters composing the Souhern States roaTessing Iron, and Land Comp: are progress! 2 steadily_with tleir woris at South l’u‘ts::r;—" Tenn. Two blast forpaces are 1o col 1 be erection, only one of which, however, o o blown at present. ‘The Compaoy are oer.ecz“: every detnil s they advance, with the w’fwnu’ choracteristic of | Evlish work, preferfis thorunzrliness 1u constuction to haste 1o & iwe relucos,