Chicago Daily Tribune Newspaper, February 13, 1879, Page 15

thesurface of the water In the canal fn summer, | Lanrent at Haldimand flonee, near the Falls of withaut nay trowble, and, by drawiug off the | Montmorench, nud took part_In the corenonies water in 1he winter, when navieation closed, | attending the opemng of P riiament, Then, 12 THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE: TIHURSDAY. FEBRUARY 13, 1879—TWELVE PAGES. T N N TR face 3 ANTT GOSSIP. THE CANAL ENLARGEMEN OUIGISTL SR 5 the balanco of the wark could be done with al- | too, he “was wont to_elve on the day of most equal facility, A G tha opening of the Parliament, a dinner MY INTIN Tho Most Important Waterway Im- > fn the ofd Canodian-French @ stylo to Ohi! who shall be my Valentine? I'va tried to chonso the hvelong day. 1 0 WEEK Lord Darchester, tha Governor, the “leading provement Befors the Ameri- MASTERING FINANCE IN TWO WEEKS. | members of Paritament, and other dignitarics, sir, IMoller whoa und ho'd b the nox! ps, trane cr bull’s-eye before the sound of your volee coukl reach the leraon dero woud-plls ob nights an® set up t dashhoard, *‘Iravet” fast?” I should say he fara®h fer niegeral Dat’s de pass dat thiags is could. Why, Ionce started from Virginla City | got, ter nowl dJess no longer dan Baterilay for Meadow Creek right in front of one of the | nifit er white mau out dar nex? ter me run tivo moat dreadful rafn-storms we ever had on the | of his mos' konfldenchil cullud nabers outen his Pacific Coast. Wind and rain] Way, the wind | smoke-houas wil ono ob dese new-fangled pis- The Earth fs waing from her sleep, Ani to my heart T softly say: blew cighty miles an hour, und the raln folt In | tols dat yor hos ter put fo n tub ob water ter | Strong Testimony from Ton, Geoy L i bit when hit jzaes ter slicotin’ " Ry H T20 Blarr py gy A The guests, on arrval, were ered by o pes Ty 3 shicets. I drove right before that storm for | stop the Fower of Radway's Il can Peoplo. . Tliatory of That Kemnrknblo Achlevement. flmc‘fll ekey Tt the G, m where B || e dlaud o Srmellnc b hourr—Juns o (ho gdgo of tat burieana | E\Velly b us ono, for belter tmet i an Caro of Seinity ;'{:w"“uflf;gfi“fl WaaMngton Canital, oval Highness and Madenie St, Laurent re- " “‘Dl i , = o 1 n, & a R - \ a't You ot dreacned man . cul onsense which the Zne | ceived them with all the stutelmeourtesy of that 'The grasa {s starting 'neath tho earth, b el ) 0 Estimato of (e Cost of This Traly | Amone the slkiubs nomwendt L o | verioa, iio” offers 'of the Tioval Tastissrs | i huda aro wcliug neath e birk, font el N el e LY | ot i ot O L it 1y L 1 03 o T Mo, 8 Vax S e, National Work. ereGeauit liny printcd, Dy iiin o | woro thete zorweous’ uniforms.—that of Morl- [ e birds are ahuging mveet and cloar— st liipas T By Lt R L e iy e ot | oD amowaxs With mo yonr Reliey j0 H7 Vork. Logan, was an assertion, the othier dayy to the [ horoupnts paands at Bienhetm,—and the no- NG 10T G THB NG oatoe Ta e In front of that rainstorm. "1 could leao for- | bled uu-l shot-gun wid nine buc “uls xg:u ders, ar (i st (hrea Seant{ | Y Tarke ] oy effeet that that swarthy foz-horn in luman | blesse thele satin conts and plush stockings, : ward and lot the sun shine on me, or lean back- | bar'{, I dou’t ik ter bo'apishus oY my nabers, wre ntracks of aclatica, aomet Letter from the Hon. A. J,|ehspcls®a close and earncst sudent of tho } with. slippers ornamented with larwe silver And Naturo sceins to me to 83 . A T b ward and feel ruin und cateh bailstones, When | but™ I likes fer be ot do safe eend ob de gun wg‘l’l‘!v:‘xlv_:‘:rruxlunlwmy Aukles, ang . Y v i sc- **Come, chooso,your Valentine to-day 1" the hurricane slacked up tho horso slacked tp, | when I micets dem §n iny back-yard deso dork During the Galloway. subjects which from timo Lo e euage the at- | bickles, o Indies aiso woro satin.—molse; 3 too, and whon It blew faster I just anld *G—1k [ | nightsl tried imost caiman o0 v J tention of the Senatel! Ther fomE otted with uiack patenes, The dine | But somehow,%a 1 try to wrllo to the hurse and touched the battery, and away e toei AT Of course Logau i o student. Who over safd | por was n serlons matter, hmr hz with soup _A malden's namo upon my heart, we wenb, }fow I don't want ’ta tle” about my QuIrs. #: 1 hinve tried varfous kinds of hatps, manty Y To the Edttor of The Tridune. be wasw't] Au contraive ns the French say, | and salmon or whiteflsh, followed by ronst parte Your face comens up hefors my eyes, liorse, Mr. Perking, and I don’t ask you to be- 3 The corncuring hero—Tho chiropodist. outward apniications of liniments "goan™iMilatton, Cnicaco, Feb. 12.—The schemo for the en- | qiinn ho tell us iimself once, tn great debate, | ridges, capons, ete, and culininattng in tho Althatigh you dwell from me npart: leve what [ savs but I tell you truthfully that mentlon, and preacriptians hittiierony ¥ ; o ! (oo Do atHlcied bs moseits, LI of » frieny sourremedy® 1was e winctin Yargement of the canal to the eapacity for Bav- | 1o 1o Jind studicd the subject of fluance, and | *#pie’ the plece du realstance, which contalued fization by the largost clasn of river-steamboats | . what he was talking abouti Yeal verily, ?1‘:& ‘(lx;t nl;lr:(‘:fl, ll:‘g“m:‘ng:'l:fit‘:, “lll‘:l‘. }]n‘r‘lzi:. x:||||nllY on the Weatern waters scems Just now 10 1e | o jud studicd It two werks! wholo vovered with bacon and seasened attracting the attentlon of the press aud people | "y waga emorable course of studs. Tt with onlous_and eolee. It was h:\kud" in of Northern Illinols. will never pass from the page of ‘history, | the large brick oven, in o great dish, 1t bns long been a malter of surprise to e [ 7 ooyt Tywo Weeks ou Finance® may “utti- with 2 crust an fneh thick on the bottom thint an enterprise of such transcendent fmppr- C ties thick on the top—for the brenk- mately become the title of a book, ealeulated and threg fnchies thick on {i tance lins not long since called forth carnest ing of the crust before ft reached the table toupsct ol 1he recelved notfons of political | spolled the pley and without the ple there conlit and unceaslng agltation for this, the nost use- | o ooyyme A man like Logan can learn o great | be no dinner. Then came the dessert. | That 1u) artificial Hok i water-communieation in the deal in twa weeks, - ITe ouglit, with proper np- (llsun[uglclu, ll:'u _l‘mmis‘ -m“trlm\f-lhuu#.":\:; (:nsd:t;;, world, not excepting he faigus Sucz Contly OF | pijcatfom, o bu aulo to learn mara. tham o ever | iy v cants with Madane. S, Tnurent the proposed cut through the Isthmus of Dariev. | oo letore, At all events, a man of averaze | ‘Then vegan the drinklug, Father Bory—al: In Tug TRIDUNE of Sept, 18, 1834, there ap- | onory could tearn more [n two weeks? study | ways a gucst, but aliways retiring at 12 midnieht, peared a brief letter from my pen, swritten npon | than Logan ever knew s and it fs to bepresumed | havioy teen o the Frenen dragoons before he he spur of the moment, and containing a rough | 1t Logan is w man of average memory. But | beewno o priest—had lald down the law on the estimate of quantities, and the cost of the pro- | this ts not Lo the nofnt. subject to the effeet that it was not etiguette for Lt d e P | Wit L set out to do swas fo write the bistory [ anvuest to fall under the table il bis Royal posed work, bnsed upon the prices of laborand | %y ornse Pig Weeks on Fiuanee, T tetl ftas | Higoness hid set th example, und as he twas n supplies which had then ruled for about de- | b ciarelated to nie by n solen Senator, I [ hard-headed drinker 1t was a severe trial to cade of years? This letter, with the correetion [ wou't eay that this solemn Scuntor's name {s | many of his izucsts to mafntatn their reoutation of twwo or three typographical errors,lsas follows: | Jones, but it inight be. Jones 18 not an un- | for good-breeding, Wheu the bell of the littie To the Editor of The Tribune, common uate, 1n fact it woutd be Imoroper | churen at Besufort was ealling to matius, thuse Cieado, Sept. 18, 1474, —My nttention hasbeen | to mention the namo of the solemn Scnator | of the diners who were able shitilled into the called to n very eensible cditorial in the Laad- | who flzures ns the veraclons historian of Lo- [ hall, uroused the slecpy butler and set him to iner of July 2fv| under the caption, **Cintcatons | pan's Twwo Weeks on Finnuee, heenuse the story | el the caroles for the retirnto Quebee. Thuse o River City,” In which the subject of cunal navi« | g related in executive seaslon,—In one of t were the viceregal days of Ligl-'03, gatlon is discnesed, and tlio wportanca of 8 re- | ¢jopk-ruoms,~aud the Recrecy of executive se ‘Tlhe tramp who won't cut wood for bis hash{s o man of ux shun. Question to Le asked of & man In the rogucs’ rallery: Are you often taken that way? Aunt Dorothy wants to know if billiard matches are any better for lomne uso than the | via-rastioned ones. A country blacksmith out West put up a notice: “No hosses sbodded Sunday uxcept sickness and death,” ‘There was a elnld pleked up from a door-step, and, though three months had passed since fts birth, 1t was unly o wew cold baby, An orator declaring that Fortuno knocked at every man’s door once, an old Lrishman said, "\\'l.l'l.'fl sl kuocked ut mine Iust huve been out, Alter all the elanders perpetrated azalust 1he oyster, thut futeresting bivalve has always siewed by the church sud liquidated the fnevit- avle * debt,” ‘The Chinesa Eneyclonzdia meets a long-felt wangi no family should be without it. It {8 Eummwxl in Pekin, snd has only 5,020 volutes, Price, 37,5600, A Chattanooga darkey, who was one of a jury When vour sutt eyes upan ma shine, How cau 1 chioory a Valentine? *Twan such a day as thia, dear heart, Wo walked (odether Long ago: 'he sun snown déwn upon us hoth As no'er 'twill shine azaln, 1 knows 1 ield your 1iitle nand s wine And wooed you for ty Valen! wlhen [ ot to Meadow Creck my lnen duster wuy dry as powder, Not o drop'of rajnon the wagon-feat clther, while the wagon-box was 1 full of hallstones und water, or I'm nT, ook here, gentlemen," inlerrupted Mr. Nashy; * spenking of the trath, did you cver liear nbout iny striking thut wan fo Tofedot ™ W gald we had not. *Well, sir, it waa this way: There was aman thero—one of those worldly, skeptival ollows, who questioned my veracity . one day, e sald Tie hud doubts abott the truthfulness of one of my cross-roads mekdents, o didn’t say It pub- licly, but privately, ['m sorry for the sake of niis wife and family now that he sald it at all— and gorey for the man, too, because ho wasn't prepared to go. C1f he'd been a Christlan it would have been dierent, I say I didn’t want fo strike this man, because it's’a bud habit to get fnto—this making a human chnos ot of & fellow-man, ~ But ho questioned my veracity, and the carthquuke came, 1 stritek him once— Just once. Iremember e was purting down n carpet at the thne, and had i mouth full of carpet-tacks. But a man ean’t stop to disconnt enrpet-tacks [n 4 man’s mouth, when he ques- tions vour veracity, cou hof 1 never do, Lefn- ply struck the blow,” 4 created by tho Tteliat: - 1n hor it AT AT cntirely Kway, nithough | hnve silght Approaching’s chanuo of weather, § iikh et a8 7, 15 11 my fry travel withoui a'bottie fn il Rl L Lo Pt y valise, o ruly, GEU, 8TARR, RIIEUMATISY, NEURALGIA, DH’IITIII\?,I]tLL\, Sore Throat, I)ifl‘mulLt BlEEt?lfll\g‘ MELIEVED 1N FEW MINUTES, ny RADWAY'S READY RELIEY, Fo- headsche, whether sick orn - Inmlu:u' pains and weakness in nfx;m 3 -h»in'u‘:’«" ‘v"x neya: fialns around tho livor, plouriey, sweii i 5 Laiae in tho howels Keariuin: and pavor b 3 et Wl alturd {mmiedinge. wase, at (e panicl] Althongh, my love, ‘twas long 280, The mem'ry brings ine Keen rejeet! The love that spranz to meet yeu, d Within uy heart I Tiving While thlnking of that day sublime, 1 cannot choase a Vilentine, Alas! therceame a bilter thne— ‘Tears fell ke rain from my poor eycs— A rival came to woo thee, love, And bear thee with im to (he akies: For me the ann fo more conbd ahine, For Denth had claimed my Valeutine, Anil %o, althongh!l aro you not, Althongh we dwell so far apact, Although I cannot kear your vonce, Your name Is graven on my heart, 1l e —— $1t Waguiey of that lear il e “{)Ild ltlnu;t l:m;nnn] r(l!mc)f'l"lnaked. dd Wllll'ch‘{n:h!:lltubcn{wlct xflr ;'v:ulnmafluv‘l’:.lunnu‘,‘cx- 10r 3 {ow days elloct permanuit cure, x-nc-',"::‘u"«" i 1hie enterprlse for enlarging the Tlinols & new'ty of that dear o ) “Tdon't think it did. It was too sudden, | plutied to bis bretvren that the culprit wus “re- mf:".:l::ln'fifixnllsrnz’n)clfir.uylh;uvlvl.n:nn;:&c'lgyl:nu is sl e b e AYOLIDING MISSOURL 1l keew you for sy Valeutin. The lysiaeders ssta Tt § aaé porne toeirior | eaaod on s'picton. make §t equal to the ‘‘ahip - == ) RADWAY'S READY REL[Ep CURES TIE WORST PAINS In from One to Twenly Minues, NOT ONE HOUR After Rending this Advertisoment ned oany one Suffer with Pain, RADWAY'S READY RELIE ested “Hy the way," [nquired our solon, lel B In 1840, na the occaslanal correspondent of an [ himself to u fresh cizar out of Maxey's r- { The Mischief Illourhonism Is Doing the Tniinots River journal, 1 discusced in i1s cotnnns | cave, **did you ever hear the particulars of thut State of Missonrl=1"eoplo Refusa to Setilo the mportance and practicabliity of improvini the | courze of stuayi’ in o Sinte Opposed to Honesty and Com= Tvization of that river ¥ tha construction of a |~ Nobudy haa heard it srinn Belools: 3 surles ot Jows dfi-g-l:g; yzrgfn :.‘“:{"':?{’L‘.-“.’fek.-'.‘m',‘: ¥ Wall, L venture to say that T P the ’onlly St. Loule Glohe-Democrat. RS Juine 4 H: 1o er8 | man divite who is conversant with ull the fucts, X i H . which cauld react the mouth of the Jitinots 1o ne« | PR 00 Tk T ougnt to monopolize so The Repubilean thinks that the tide of Immi: Coad it §l‘|)fl to tho southam terminue of the | b "Saluable tformation, You see whea the | Sration now flowing ncross this Stato to Kunsas cannl ot Ladalle, petng dono, by the State, and, | Imniciul queation first caune wp i the session of | and other Western States and Territorlcs mlght with judicions Iemsiation, will bo comploted with- | 1876="74, Logan, Morton, Carpenter, and some | be checked 8o as to sceuraa large number of :'n B Yere (o yoars ota total cust of losa than $2.- | other ‘We’m-lrnl)flcmmnc.\m zozxmt‘l'led[, n{xd col | yow settlers for Missourt. It claims with truth 0L, 000, . cluded that thewr “constituenty wanted more & | AT Lieven moro such dama and locks, atmost, would | fiuney. Logau was partleularly exclted, So | tHat we have as rich lands and as fuvorable con complete first-cluss sicamboat navigntion o the al % he debate on Al 'g ju- | ditlons for the successful pursuit of agricuiture Cityof Jollet, . ‘Twelve millions cunic yards of mugh 8 that when the debate on Morton's o ¢ b CAV flaton bill opened be jumped uptowakes | s any State In the Union, und that these lunds s:;;&’u'm‘«"i%?l:fi; ll‘l‘:\(:eu);:;ll:l:' f:fi(r‘:’:u :::;:‘Im:"‘: apecch, according to his gsual custam, without | may he purchased at from §3to §0 per uere, the Chicago Ttiver to .h]fll‘e‘;; and . l}lvu mml'u‘lu:llu :l‘fli" l::"tl"l:“;‘;::lu‘l‘lf:‘;“x‘?l‘,‘d ::’l.‘;lf’:“‘l"}fi‘.fg“l‘:f“::a:‘f aceording to locatlon and improvemncnts. Why, 1 kport_and Joliet would complete tha | neis 'y il : : et et 157000 puitea of Hver navhention | consieration. Jlamin on this occusion hwd | them domen secking homes pass through this Fayrat Warrtox. PAPER WIT, Xew York Werid. 3 At n wedding purty at u restaurant o mala- droit waiter contrives to upset a tureen full of rich soup on the satin dress of o Jady guest,who takes on terribly uid threatens hysteries, Do uot worry, madame,” says the waiter kindly, “ilere's lots mors soup in the kitchen,” ‘They were speaking of the pretty Countess of X., whose beauty, ulas! s notequaled by her wit, % Bl never opens her mouth unless 1t is to say soucething slily,” a friend. “Never mind,”? was anodier frivnd’s repiyy “slic’s o wotnun that 1t's a pleasure to see spealditg,? A geutleman who s no lunger young wil who second blow _they wanted to move ont of the State, Now, Idon’t want flou to believe me, aud Idon’t expece you will, but to tell you the bonest truth, Mr. Perkins, I squashed that mau right down Into a door-mat, and his own wlife, who was tackingz down one edee of the carpet at thie time, came right along nud took him fora gutta perehs rugy nnd actually tacked him down in front of the door., Poor wowan, she never linew sho was tacking down her own husband ! What became of the tacks fn his mouth? vou ask. Well, the next day the boys pulled them out of the bottoms of hia uvershioes, and——" “‘Gentlemen!” I {utorrupted, **it does me good to hear such truths, 1 believe every word you say, und L feel thut Iought to exchange truths with you. Now, did you ever hear how I went to prayer-meetiog at New London, Conn., iu & rainstorm 1M ¥ Mother," sald a little square-bullt urchin about b years old, *why can't the teacher mako me monitor sometimest Lean tick overy boy i my clnss but vne.”” A country subscriber sends ua the following atrocious conundrum: Why is a mun who looks at Baroum’s guntess like an auclent Ewmperord Beeauss be sees her, the great. Great joy sometimes proves fatal. Therefore It Is with sume miagivings that we announce to the world that a Massachusetts base-ball player hanged himsell a few days agu.—~Zhilade phic Chronicle-lerand, The Iather of a St, Louls bride presented his son-n-law tith 80,000 head of cattle. * Papa dear,” exclaimed his daughter when she beard of ity *thut wie so kind of you; Charley's aw- ey oy fully fond of ox-talt soup.” 18 A nover wus hundsome, says to o ehild 1 the pros- | Aey fuld they had wot, : avith the ahip navigation of the Great Lakes and thy | heen nulccr, in consequence of Howe having the | Inviting country to loeate 80 much farther frum | ayeq of its purentss . S Well, my chiid, what do l“r‘ ¢:l]l. "!:cn\:']xh,mx?xl":I“:%'.““P-?Jd” I‘stnrh },qun!?ok muE mn'l’lr:u of vcgselu from China 0 FQR E EP \d Atlantic Ocean,—a works which wauld place the | floor wt thie time, winl didu't knows so Lugn | e grent cominerclal and soctal centrea? "The | you thiuk of te, olti® “Tie littlo one Inaks no | ¢ foF the New Lotlon prayermecting on horac: | to ‘risco, for It s Chincso Iady ivos birth to o b s teud mouh of thie Munalsaippi ot m{nsm where tho [ gent a poge down to te Clerk’s desk to Juquire. | Ziepublican seems to thinte thnt It s becauso Mis- | Feply, mud the gentleman continues: “Well, o | Sl VHED L EOLEROUE WL Wiy, LHEre, TAES A ljore o o rondy, tecu of d.m.uut on- iver pleaniors woull dissuarge thelf immeise car: | phe page camo back with tie foformation | 2ol o sumelontly advertised. you wou't tell me wit you think of me, ‘Why | $UNC D o feariul storu. N R Sz | ity aboded, the Jittlo almund:¢yed, craaturo 3t waa tho first and ls tha T e or Sa Sratsabipple 10 boter | thnt the subject under conslderatlon was that of 5, bl wow't youl? “iCause” [ don't want to get [ icane, the rain fell fu torrents, the lgbtnlng | wuat walk the plank.—Puck, h the Kast and to E 1 ret finance. 'l'hlu ’lsu\firav“:lnrfirr; the tro\lmlu is u‘mt 3{}"", shiuped to e East and to Europe, and_return 0N sourl fs advertised too much. in the firsf Jadan witiy the rich cardobs receivd In wachunte, | = *'Uhio) sald Logam, *1'1 mako nspeceh.t So | SuTl f8, MGGl Sop, Gt T A, Ciab ta bo dixtributed to the hundreds of citics, towns, | be took the floor ns soon ar Howe fuistied, and | iy 06 wajority of nearly 100,000, Thia aud villages walch line the banks of that immenso | hegau to tallk foance. But efter stumbling in ftsclf {3 enough to'deter iutolligent scttlers river-aystem. throngh the introductory sentences be vous | flo'oting thele Lomes with s, Emizrants "Lhe short link of artificinl navigation {s the only | chyded that he wius getfing’ off wrone, aud from the East MG dte States domos swant one of the propoecd connections elween the lakes | cpenered to Hamlin to move to o uto exceu- | 0 the Basterl unc M ates du not wan aud tho Misslexippl, which can draw its supply of e & s to settlo In a Stato that §s opposed to common Water from the formor, oo supply which 1a at onva | ive ression, which was done, il dtiess and pire “ihat nizli when Joliu went hofno e aid to | S80I Lty St Tt e mest e “fhink for o moment of the effect of a atrenm of | his wife, who is much mose of o Senutor than o they do not want to dwell Inn commonwealth Tke water 200 foet wido and seven or eight fect | is, intellctually speuking, that be didw't seem whieh permits political ringtorob its Treasury deep, fowing sieudlly ac the rate of one ar two | to catch the subject exactly, It didw’t roll olf | o™y Lavois” of thousands of dollars without anlles per hour futo the Desplaines and Hihiols | the eud of his tuteue lke speeches on the Ku- | 00 00 ehe Ciieniied vrotest amainst the robe Rivers, fasnlubing on fuupense and nover-fakiing | Kiuxbillund the Fifleenth Amondment. Infact, | BFER MAKINE S ClEwtied Lrotest szt 1 water-Dower at overy luck. and lining the.bangs of | po conldn®t soe where the War wus to be worked | 05y The overwhelmi emocratie mojority both rivers with vast mauufacturing establish- 5 d s et | in Missonri s a Chinese wall ngralnst {numigra- men, women, and children; adutng couatuntly to | Without B moiated, . Witeronpon Mra. T suue | 1412 to hope for any marked incrense In the and relieving obr almahounes aud other charituble i n q Ne o . atos, B et thele. burdenay and | ton bofore he attempted to mukea speechonft, | cowe from New Euglund, the Middlo Statos, lieked." "Theophile Gautfer oricinally “went in" for ainting, being o pupll of the famous Rioult, Rut v did uot take i tonge to discover that he was nob destined to carn fame as au artlst, so having {niled, as the. old writer s8id, ho turney erisies Gerard de Nerval, however, secured and kept one of the ambittous student’s pictures in his earllest manner,, which be delighted to show to visitors, to whon he would put the unyarylng question: ** What do you think that ist? Ope wouwd say It was 0 camel, und another that ft was a laudseape, and o third o nlnve-shlr, aud 80 on, till one duy an exasperated and ballled stu- dent of 1ts teauties went to Guutler aud nsked him wlhat it was, **Isit,”" he saidy “*atreo or o dug, Cleopatra and the usp or o lluws‘ur plece, o melon or i group of wrestlers, the Misslssippt or n cathedral, o dlsh of oysters or a Spanish pleamed through the sky, and 1 went nnd crauched down behlad o large barn, Bt pretty soon the lghtning struck the barm, knocked it into a thousand spiinters, und sent my lorse whirltng over into a nelghboring corn-puteh.” “Did fe kill you, Mr. Perkinal? nsked Mr. Twaln, the tears Tolliu down his checks, Y No, it dldu't kill me,” T satd, “bus Iwasa good deal discouraged.” $Well, what did vou do, Mr, Perkins?® “Whut dld 1 do? Well, zentlemen, to tell the bonest Connectleut truth, I went right out into the paature, took off my coat, humped up my bare bacit, and tuok eleven clips of lightoing riizht on my bare backbone, drew the electricity all out of The sky, and then got on tu my_lhorse and rode into Néw Londun in time to lead at the evening pruyer-meeting.” Arise aud sivgl EL1 PEREINS, ONLY PAIN REMEDY ‘That Instantiy stops the most excruclating pafas. ale fays_intlumnition and cuzes Consestions wheier of thu Lungs, Stoinach, Bowels or otacr glsods or orgeas, by otlo application, In from One to Twenty Minutes, No matter how violent or excruciating the pafn, the Ttheutintio Pea-ridden, Iniirin, Criopled, Nervocy Nouralgic, or prosiratedt witl discasd sy stfer, RADWAY'S READY RELIER WILL AFFORD INSTANT EASE, A poor Irishman, scolng a erowd of people approuching, asked what was the natter. He was guswered: **A man going to be buaried.!? “ 0" e remarked, ** 1’1l stop to see that, for we carry them to o buried In our country,” ] say, my fren', cau you (hic) toll me where the other sfde of the street Iai" ¢ Certalnly— Just across the wav; why do you aski™ \’u y slxlc), beeattse a minute ugo Iasked unother mf- ow the same thing, and (bic) he sald this was the other sid of tho streat.’” There was a young fellow of Leiwceater, Who a boautiful damnsel did peicester, Tut whene'er ho addreivester Bl called hun a jolcester: So hio tled to the wilds of Weceatcholcostor, ~Columbla Speclator. ““{Vhat I want to get atis the anlmus of the 2 it transaction,™sald tlieudge, » But, your Honor, | In0ammation of the Kidneys, d Ohio. wolleoni Which §8 161" Lo tell the trutn,” A MEMINISCENCE. o w i . Inflammation of the Bladler, while largely increasing the busls of tazntion, wvJohn said that Was a good suzgestion, He "“i,mm $807 to 1500 a0 Immense tido o tmmls | Sty eritle withs dds ligod and o ' MIN NCE. said the complainant, “‘tiere wasi’t aus muss nilammation of the Dladder, ghe 1 ‘ E s » eritle pen swile 1] Snquirer, . Catne e acuuully difnlsbing tho relatiys umount of Lozt | would udope t und Begiu ovcrations fn- | peatlun poured futo e State, and millions of | *gossiuly it s ; i o Bl e cae ub quiet Nike wid erabbed the | Inflammation of the lowels, Rewage of our cliy, ond still be more pars thun w Ac v, seres of Land wery taken up. At that thne the Thn Hvers with whase waters 18 wonld miniie. * Accordinely, the next day, when Johin took : Qo o\ = wait. | Jtepublican party was fn the ascendency, mud T yelation 10 the all-ubsorbing transporiation | M8 seat i1 Ui Seuate, e wruty a fote, andy eails | ghe'yewy comners bad confldenco in Lhe fature of qguestion now nuftating the publie mind, and al- | 20 paie, sen o foranaltol | the State, Assoon s the wmisfortune of Dy- but thruatuathug tha ' peco anl toad aisn af su; .Lo'.’ll'."fé’x'é figgn:; v ;’;;'\.33), ‘nfiu‘\‘c‘:fi' M omi | mozracy fell upon Miesour! imuilieration ceased, ciety, the completton of this great project woul el e cl i ed, e 7 oo 157 s Sta o e -} affect o bolution by bringing thess (wo immense | s follow and sinco 1570 the State us Leen mado a thor. Grandfather Lickshingle was very lndlgnnul’ the other evening when he ascortalned that the newspapers were glving prominence to the fact that n Peunsylvanta Burgess knocked down an Alderman of the same place, aud then fined coat, and was off with It bafore £ saw what L New Tork Herald, was at, No, sir, ticre wasn't auy muss,” ———— Mme, X——, wno ‘bis no tectb, 18 In the habit of sueaking very Hl of Mme, Z4=——, wio lus very ugly ones. 'Lhele ective situations were thia pleasantly summed up by a mutual friend: **1€ Mine, Ne— had teetlt slio would be Congestion of the Lungs, Soro Throat, Difficult Breathing, g Palpitution of the Neard Iysterics, Cronp, Dinhitherin, Montencgro's Good Fortune, Taltadelphia Times, Simultancously with the signinz of tho de- 2 himsell for disorderly conduct. finftive, trenty of peace betwern Russfa and Catarrh, Inflnenza, . . i T the coutitless 3 1 e LM K i finitive, water-ayutews lato fuli coipnotition with thres- | W ey Dran Spoeronn: I.‘l.ml:‘.sht‘aeg(}‘u‘c,lg: 3::..':'53'3&3“ Tteos, u"';L‘"ln“;;“:fl‘;"“_“‘.‘:l:l‘:.’;]‘c:;“‘,’"; q"‘.‘x‘:‘(xnl:l‘::'{x:f::::rf|l|u o of am apothe. |+ That's nuthiu’," sald he, stalbing the floor | Turkov, peace has been conciuded between | leadacho, Toothmche, 'y 3y £ o ol 5 3 ol 3 i kory-cane, * 3 1 - 06 Wolng more 10 reatralt and control fhe cianges | hoaret All the buoks guit ave touehiug the sub- | Yiopuilican Knnsas. Durlng 1875, 195,000 poo- [ A 014 sctvits ehiss (e £108 08 B AROMOS | epitofuliv with bis bickory-cane, * and tho nows- | (urkey aud Slogtusesro out of whose blcker- Neuralgia, Rhenmatism, of ralroid corporations thin ullthe lestsianve ncts | 05 3F finnnce . ol taak homes in Kanses and falf_ag many [ SOFY 01 i b lup | papers are lostn? caste, an' dignley, an’ money | 1153 Srew ofio uf the luading causes of tho war, Wil Which havo oF ‘tan bu. passcd, Laxing_ the peopio | o Fheul ,"““l“' Suatturd, wlth "“"l"]‘l“"" more did the same I Nebraska, Nelther of “"';"fll“ Loglun “:)'('}"fi“""-y&;"“f:{;‘tlml‘;:‘:“::'l\mxg e riag o -ouA ivea s Mm'{; o imonies | "lie blucky little Principalicy Jus not goined ati | Cold Chills, Aguo Chills, o ¢ Eheu {8 profanity in Latli. Spofford s so g coll: Too e Dok worphine, “The unotheeary’s aesist ¥ every day 1 b i " m;}xr vm) :mg::';af an army of oitlcers to enforce }mwl ‘Wt lie cven swears classleatly,) i these Stutes 13 ns well Joented noe posesses os that it descrves, for Cuttaro, its natural seaport, still renadns attached to Austria; but it hos malned u good deal more Lhun the nost cuthusi- asteof 1ts [ricnds were sangulne enough to hope tor even 5o recently 08 a year ago. Lack- inz Cattaro, it hus at Jeast secured Antivari and 80 obtalued o port of its owns and {t lins obtained, further, the {nland town of Poduo- ritzs, vatuable as being the commersinl contro of a comparatively larga tract of hill country, When It 18 remembared that Montencero went tnto the war with only n single tuwu to her name,—her tttle capital eity of Cettlnfe,—and su cireumscribed by hostile Powers s to e com- pletely cut ofl from uataxed communicating with the world at large; und wlen 1t [s per- celved thut us the result of the war she lins the dangerous ingredient with the ureatest care, S What 0 shame 1" sakl the old womuan to him, witn u shove at bis ujbow. 4 Come, dou't by su stingy—It ts tor an orphan?? One of the Parig papers publishes the folluw- ng: *There are (ii’swuu i Amerlen as cvery- whete else, Ong of them recendly smd: *Ju the Btate of Oblo the cold {8 so fntenso In the winter that this happened to me: Iiwas ut- tacked by 4 robber. L ook out my plstol. ‘There was powder lu it, but no ball, 1 wasfusplred udv a Jucky idea. Lspit in the barrel und fived, ‘P'he spittie froze on ik way, uud the malefacior was shot dead 1" In a Frencl Chilblains, and Frost Sites gront natural advantnzes ns Missourh, but they Tha cost 0f making this imorovement in the | immediate eause of Spotlord’s elossicel profant- 5 vt b o munxu:tpmumml,‘anI:l bkt Mera eotimate | 1y s the Chousht” U ke i s ovenis- ary not sursed with Democratie: sajorlties as 1orall contingeuciey, Iucluding tho work already | tivo thousand buolis on flugnee, with punphiets | “pears nin v dotio ut ifoury wnd Gt Copperds Creek, and o | bovond computation, and Luean wanted him | gy pistiorm fesued by the Democracy of protection of the banks of the canat by ample | ¢Juna them ull upon that noor stunll Loy, ANy ol Mssourt | Tast: citimee. he Daie ape walls wherover necedsaty, would pot exceed | o giyally, upon refieetion, Svofford concluded e Cont 2 00U, UO0, =1 mmere butuleile, when compored St S A i oceatle Conventjon at’ Jefferson City declared itl the' iumienan, auvaniages Which would flow | 10 seud Jolin fitteen or tweity of hla elemontary | (g the Juris ds In fuvor uf repnciation and row I conniruction, works, witha polite note to the elfe oullitieatlon, ~ When the whole country was Ao mio 10 Bupo that you will continue to urga | wheat hie' fintulicd them more would by forth- | BREISI 04 rosgruption the Hourboas ot this project upon puolic.attention: mul that tne | comin. John had the books sent to lis cons Missouri declared themselves In favor of the ;!Iull,\;junu wrfcm,v BAteTaD g mnmllnc, 'nnd upon ml!.Ll:\:vr‘lmu;,l “lm‘l‘t (\‘\‘ull; }lls "fll‘.“wl swl’ellu:fi immedinte repest of the Resumption neb nnd e Greut Lakes and rivers, will wee fus ympor- supporting his Jel an] unmediotely attack o edee) Tanoe, aid preas for i vatly’ completion, 160t | ke - E g A tho_[ltimstable lssuo of dmedecinable yayer anlv poing on the fuce of tha plobe, whers an W " money. ‘The country bad Loraly aleested this Dundltare £6 sinal can produce such good resu The first one 1io hapnened to get huld of was u8SAY o A A remarkable platformi when the information that it 0 paluabio 18 Lns ucl, that its accuinplich- | B cesay of thostxteanty tepturys einted I old | oup Democratic State Tressurer was a defaulter Juent can be postpuned but & few yoars, oven if Enitisll characters, s claculated John, potatoes. Now, when I was Mayor of New York!— : “ Whr, Grandfather, you were nover Mayor of. NowW—or ¥ " Yes, 1 was—forty or fifty veara afore nny of you una was born } \as clected by the Jargest ma- Jorlty ever given to a eaudldate; run agin Gen. Juckson on the Demoeratic ticket, Jackson was a hard-wonoy Republean. A man named John Bherman legged for liin, but 1 busted ‘em both wide open, und marched nto the ofllee to the musie of the Unjon.” And Grandfather, re- membering the deprencracy of the times, re- marked, **An’ no cigher dispatches, vither, my The appiteatian of the Lteady Reitef 1o the partot 18 WHEFS PHG pain OF GHHCUILY ©x(ats Wil sord as and comtont, hirly to sixty drops [0 1 few minwtes cure ¢ Heartburn, Blek 1lca ({ Cote, MFinia i tha Howols ani all ntemal Pafok, o "I rnyelers shoull always earry & hotticul AN + “ll\l)\ I.III'. with lllfllfll.‘ f‘(\mgu‘:h"«ll't‘.( & " wi revent slckness or pain: 131 3 'll ':&!“M‘ thag Freuch Brandy or Dittess ad a stlo ant, f inlf o tumbler of water il e o, Soay Siomah e, Diarrhis, Ipeolh FEVER AND AGUE ssize Court: The Presldent— 5 A i v EVER AN 3 for ifty cents, Th ‘arl #Wall, you ucicnowledirs bt yoru wisusstunted | 4ene ghl{drcln " nd wiped awoy a toar with the | 50 two towns, each of which fs larger thun RO A AT Gt st il cure N Vlinance 18 an old subject, ain't bt lere Spof- | 12,00 smount vatously estimated at from | g giel” Ciementf? Prissuer—+1do,? Preal. | Dtteud ofhis cane, Ter littie capital, and oug of which 18 u sonport, | A1) Awue, and ull othes Mulariou, Villote neglected now, Yours traly, - M v 4 niclont work i thie orjzjual | SoU0U0 to $1,000,000 wis floshed throushout | Gois™ o gy whty didt'you comunlt such s erimo I ucver forget anything I recollect,” con- iy Uriony Dint 66 Vietord porty T{nlmm. Yelfow, and other Feye: ] o J{ outomirs, { fonl g ned e aild o du the arkelud | the fenth wid breudth of the land. The sthama | Prionce—b Lo was ll owis to leatousy, Moy. | toued Grandtather, *and, it Tar not mistakon, | 1 18 Yook 0UHoNS Hhil bur, Vielorles, o DISOE| Pl galeily b U Tt pesfetlyaateto ay tut the cathnate of | GEESEL' .y srotaey el ot the boal, | Sl renaiuss the ey fa sl inbelneynd | W' Fruniduns - Erashiint - o, having | Lhi e i tho yohr ‘sevanteon humdead und ) L ) the Treasurer f still in offiee, although his old 1 thuidly suggested” that fL w: t Greel thless, W 4 and ths brivg the total down to 815,000,000, or | Lo Dlnllfl"fiusl\ll}zcs ed tha 3 not Greeky | hond i worthless; and his new one so bad that oas than the revonue collected for municlual |, - O, Wil 5ald Johin, *1t Jooks Itke Greok, | t41ulls to, commnnd, the approval of the Goy- Durpuses fn four years by the City of Clicago, | Tsuw't wuel like the new Englishi—the kind we | poants poss our eleh unbroken lands to make 1 regzret thut I have not any protilea of the beds 5“"“':;!“"7“"5‘}3“;)':m"';““":2"‘;l,"lfll‘fxl‘l’;'::;l““‘;:;“"fi thelr homes on the frontiers of civilization. 1 und banks of the Desplatnes nud linols Tivers | 57 SRR C0r TS BRTiol e mengat | 11 veratle party coutd bo fudncod to act ol transcendent, While the Turks will orit thelr tecth ovor the good fortuuc thut has come to Montenegro, this fzoud fortune will be observed with general sat- isfaction througznout Christendom; for never was good fortune so richly deserved. It is the result of honest effort and of the most per- somethfn’, A muu eame into_my oflico ono day to et o bullding permit to dig” o well, an’ we had some words ubout how deep the well should bedug. The mun wanted the privilege of dig- ein' it deep enoueh to flnd water, but 1 told him 1 b did thnt be would lave to take out water committed the mwurder, L showd Iike to know why you cut up the budv into seventy-two plecest? Prisuner~— I supuoss becauss Lguveo way to a feeling ot fdpaticnee.’ A celebrated Parls advocate went to his notary the other day sid deposited his wiit withy DR, RADWAYS onye permit also, which would be leven dollars ex- & 9 Y ! . or il ¢ X % tonestly wid intellizently, there miche be some | buu. ~One of the cluuses was to tols effece: % alstent ond most galtant fighting. The 1 from Jolict to LaSulle, together with the sound- | reyervation that there was no'written lamruago | Host™ 3 filues respectanle fmmisrants Lo e | bedireath to the Hospltal of the fune at Cliar- m}lnmd!nlller pausel to pull o hair out of lis ugele between thu Montenegring and ¢ i i fngs, especlally those of Lake Joliet; but, from | much Uke the Eoglish Joha used. waln in the State. {xm;ms fs asling too much. | enton the s of 203,000 franca.”” The notary | nose, and then coutinued: thelr Turkish musters has been going on my generat kuowledge of buth streningy I havo | *Flunlly, after aiout n houe and o hait of i Sl P " | exelutmed sruinst the ostravagance of thedse | "0 ) disremember cocrectly whother the man | €Ver siuce tho “Lurks cutered Europe, In ' T o toubt iy estimate iz a lthera) one. fl,fl'll’ H’l:“f_), fl:lll:;i':';{t_lm u‘s‘“i:h Il':u- \'\nu:d‘}y'fl: Monroe's and Grant's Finnnees. natiun, 1018 0il rizbt,? rejomed the advocate, | got mad 'or whotber 1 got mad; but I suppose | SVeEY ;zenwxl"ntlnn. kln: oy thau 40{1. years this @SG ‘efl The rockeext 10 furnish all he | EhEI0 DOt out s speocti’ Ho b buizan tudie Iera'd et lins b 4 hmve made nore Lran tiple the amount by | it ws the mau. Anyhow, it resulted disastrons- | Drave race bus proteated conatantly ind vizor- Y The rock-cxcavation wou ll e us follows: A Ifera'd correspondent has been Interviewing * e g e . ralngt the Otton g d - ‘matertal required ta seeure the earthe-banics and | <My, PrsipesT: - The aub des MeCulinich, of tho Globe-Demoerat, about Granty | Hose Who spend s arcaler vurt of thelr lives It | 1y for him, for your grandfuther ‘fnunedintoly | QUELY Sl s Oomen weuepik domfin Crabauntaento, with ampla. elopawalls 50, pros | skicran 1 She s IEs cukPoReec e attons | VEE e & Uh | prosccating lawsuits. You' see, therefore, that | Knocked lim down and stoppod an bis stomaet, | ton. e Montenegrius havo becy slaughtored it 1s auly u reatitution,” s carlics i Corresnondent—** Whot nbont the story thut teet them from the actlon of the surf produced | tion of manklnd from the carliest ages, In % “T'he followiniz would 1o to show that fdeas of ¢t ¢ " N cet | Grant would like to be wade Field Marshal nud by elther winds orsteamboatewayes, The basimg | 1l W6 lind 1 the Serlntures thut the eubject ; Gl s THE GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER in battle, timo aud ogaing thelr hills have been Dia | snscas s fluc of five cents or so agninet overrun by ‘Turklsh “soldfera; thelr dwellings wyzell, and make o ereat hooral about it in the : O DISEASE, \ 1 5 e B 42 | Laye been buened, aud their wives und ehildren O Ty ©, IEREDITARY OB of Huanes vas Ui toot of all evll several thou- | to have Washburne nominated for Presidentd | quality haye not us vet wude much progress I'IMH:"B'\l'loklnl%l:‘;l!"‘(’;l:ll;:lb)‘;flll:\.\l':. Yivnis D}“&", have beon carried ‘wway Into captivity, By fire, | SCUOFULA ORSYEILIEG U at Jollet demonstrate how complutely all over- | gqnq yearsago, But I will not consume the Mr, MeCultagh—* Grant caunot bymade Fleld | smone the Freuch peasantvy: The owner of o | o s eeat trutls Uit 1 haa foe llP und sword, und rapo thelr country has been faid TE 1T SEATED IN THE b o flows of batton-louds muy bo ¢uarded weatust, | time of the Sciate iy trackue the history of [ Marshol avd lie caunot nominats auvbody ha | lurgo tanded property hapbencd to mewt the | Precated the great truth thut L had heen clect- P Lungs or Stumacly. Stin or Liunes, Flesh o without In the least preventing the drafnuge oi anclnl discusslon. Suflice it to say that, in | chooses fur Presldent. 12 ho wera really out of such lunds 1nto the river below the uext lock, ery agze of the world of which we haveany | the list bimself his influence fn behall"of any- ‘These Lasins ure probubly wide enough to co: knuwledza; from the time when the Pheni- | body else would not amount to nuything, Con- stitute u port of the proposed river-duprove- | cians, under Julins Ciesur, overrun Greees und | Kress will not create any additivnal military po- ment—requiring but - the substitution of | destroyed Hercaloneum and Pompedi; fiom the | sitions i the nature of pensions; the people do sicambonst-locks for the prusent cunal-locks, | Wetorte stege und capture of Troy by the great | ot Want it. B0 fur os his past services are con- und on additional fuot to the evi- | HTunnlbal oy the Lof his invineibio Romanas | verned, Grant has been s wull patd as others. tlon of e datus, here built of cut-stune | from the daya wi Ly us made laws for | At Would be unjust to hundreds of o\hy;u to nwsoury upon the nre of & cirele, to alford | Carthawe, snd Scmlramls, elorious soreeress of | make u speclal military berth for b, Thers gruater resistance to the foree of the stream in | the Nite, ensnared the Greclun congueror, ‘Tam- zht, however, to be a lnw providing some de- fluod, Sume excavation in the bed of | erlune, fn the silken meshes of her charms, ut niafntenance for ex-reshlents, 5o us to save below Dam No. 2, with 6 lock wnd dum | down to the meworable hour when Gon, Wash | the countsy from rapetitions uf the disgrace at- clther at the upper or Jower end of Luke Jollet, | ington crossed the Alpsy yes, Mr, Presfdent, | tached toft by the ‘spectacle ot Mr. Mouroe's and_probably some srtificial hunks to prevent | srom that dim past down 10 the present duy the | death fn poverty after o had been Uresident overilow, would completo thework through thnt | grent subject of fnunce has engrossed the | for elzhe yea Monrau went, buck to Vireinia Tuke, deliberations of slatcsmen und _absorbed | 30l was efeeted Justies of the Peace, e vonld Ample draluage being secured by the partial | the utteotion of philoscobers, But. Mr. Prest- | 10U nake & lving at this, and he went Lo New restoration of this auclent outlet of” Lako Mich- [ dent, at this thine the subject of finance baa o | York to live on the charity of his son-ju-lnw,” fean, * Mud Luke ™ and the ¢ Ouden Diteh | new sigolteance. When the blood-red fives of Correspondent—* What {8 Uraut's finauclal umilght vecelvo o large nimoubt of the earth-exs | rebeilion burst forth uver our iy kind o fow cummhml_" A cavation between Brighton and Summit. But | yenrs ngo, wud armed trenson rofsed {ta bloody | - M McCullngh—#T don’t know as to that, the finat dlsposition of the waste materkal woutd | hand uwalnst the best Government the worlit | But I kuew that ho owns a farm ncar this clty have to be postpened, In tis mali, untid the ene | ever saw, who was §b tmntleaped to the reseps [ Whieh s not worth mieh, wisd tint he has writ. Lurgement Was completed, when thers would be | of the Ubifond It wus the Republean party, 1 | ten 10 a friend within a couple of years saying maoy tses to which it could be applicd, s | repeat it sir, the great mid gloyious Repubitean | thitt ha would have to sell it to get an income, thus rellove the banks of the canat dron any | party, Shadl that proud record bu effaced, Mr, | 1t yields nothine now, wid it would yot brine obstruction which sucl accumulutions might | Presidentd No, never! Mr. President, when, | Whticl iCsold, His must inthinate fricnds say he inmpuse. i1 1§61, the toesin of war pealed forthits elagion | 5 very far trom being well oft. A goneral “law The Imi' 18 now In school who, without sur- | notes upon the neaceful wir of this once happy ulvn-f atl ex-Presidents 310,000 a year while passing the yeurs atlotted to inan, will see the [ Unlon, who was §8 that afmed the teaftor's shot | they lived would be approved by the people, but poputution of the Unfied Stutes exeeed 200,600~ | at Sumters ‘Fhe Demoeratle party, [ vopeag | It Would nob be vight to erfate sn otllee for 00, three-quarters of whouw will livs hetween | {1, Me, President, the Democratic party A, | Grant which wo T dis with Bl the Sierre Nevadas nnd the Appaluchain Mount- | President, that rebetlion wan thge.— Cerrespondeit-—* Ju the event of Grant's elec. ulos, when every pussible mesns of traneporiae {livre the privato secretary engeestod that | Hon do-you sunposs the Southern polley of tiou will be [u constant deannd. Thei, insd- | Joha was wanaering from the sub,eet, + That's | Prasident Haves would bo ehaneed 1" ditfon to the present proposed eanal-cilarge- | so," sald John, “but can't we g the Wae (u Mr, MeCullagh—* Nup ab all. ‘Uhat 18 to say, ment aud nver-fmprovement, another cutwill | omehow? 10 et to (i wp?) there would bs no attemipt to o buck to mill- o made through the Smeanaska Swamp amd Justut this Interesting atuge of the story o tary vule in the South, Grant was tired of that Btony Creek Valley to the Catumet River und | page came ranmming into the closk-room to say | 1o befcrg Hayes was electod, The troubly Lake, ‘he lutter, ‘being docked and dredged | 1hat the Senute was colug futo exeeative susston | With Huyes® Soatliern noliey was that 1t was the wili constitute u mawniiceut basin fur the joint | on the Now York nominatlons, snd our solemn | dectsion ol 4 great party question without cous aveommodation of both river und luke feéts of | Senator lud o suspend, But as be vanishea | sultation with iegopnized party leaders, wml #hips il steamors, e suld that Jolin was ultimately dissuaded by | When it was followed immediately by the so- Burely u work in whicli nearly half of the pres- | his fricnds trom makiue that soveeh, e probs [ ealied Civil-Serviee polley, which® justly gave ent and two-thirds of tie future poutution of | ably hud it printed us u catopuign document, for | 2reat offepse without secomptishing the slichi- the Unton are su deeply interestea should ve- | civénlutioa unongs his rawhead Radieal coneit- | e5¢ good, Grant would have done to the Buuth cavo 1he prompt attention of both our Stute | uents on the fiat pravies of Central and Norgh- | undoubtedsy s Hayes dud, but he would linve sl Nationul Governmentss und the lenst our | orn Nlinals, to by rewd fu connection with the | done ttin & differeat Thiera 1s o purallel delegation i Coueress slmu‘ld usk it the present dtorials of the Veckly Inter-Ocean, ‘The frag- | 0 the cage ot Aty Jotuson and his * polley.! perion should e an uppropristion tu pay for a ent nbove reclied 18 couched in rather better | Julinson suld ho was ouly carrving out Lincolii complete wid acenrste it vey of all that 18 bere | grammar than Jobu wsually deplove; butyou | poheyy wud this was true, But Licoln wo Prupused between Lukus Mielii ud the Ilinols | Roow ftis not possible to repraduee John's | By ompllshed Lls purposu witsout yua Jver ab LuSalle, weluding test-pits, borin grannnar yebutlini, Bven the proufereaders n | I0g with bis party, ~ llayes ought to lave suundings, torether with irequent cruss-dections | 1he Government Printing-Ottic vertently | beurned from Grant's early ‘vxoerienco a8 Prest- af the valleys of the rivers L be finproved, and | fuprove it i the nere mechanteal oporation of | Aeut that the men who organlze te victorles of u eareful estiniate of guantities, uud cost vl von- | coreetlig the proofs. Who dares Lo dispute the | 8 party eonuot b traored when the Iraits of ©i Lo preserve tho peace and maintatn tho honor | desolate and ulnost depooulated, Tbls b nl diiznity of the Commonwealth, 8o I sald to myselfs *8ec here, vou old batd-headed snlpe of the valley, what In thunder did vou do that for? an', witnout civin’ myselt timd to unswer, I struck mysell over the licad with o maco md fell over liito a corner, Betore 1 hed time to viso I kivked mysel? severnl times in the ribs und caved {n thirtcen of 'em, Then I elapped o par of handeutls on my wrists, shoved tho muzzlo of a pistol {n my” car, and- marched myself off to the SBebastonol, where I entered charges against mysclf of ineitin’ an insurrection, monslaughter fu the rat degreo, abueln? family, drank anddisorderly, conon drunk, cont-thief, uu’ au on aud so focth, Now, that’s the way your grandfather did business,” renmrked the old zentleman, ogaly smiting the floor with his stick, “Ilold! stop! There was moro than that," exclalmed grandfather, after a moment's thougzht, and he hastlly enumerated the charees Do bad entered agafust himsel?, * Your trand- futher didn't stop there,schifdren, Come to think of i, Tturned myselt lovse on the wide world on my own recoguizance, und sald if 1 ever was up azain for a hearln’ T'would go out for six munths, or there's 1o bereatter, as Mr, Ingersoll would say, " . Urandfather bobbled off, dovotlng to the in- fernul ous stch one-horse Burgesses s the fel- low up i 'ennsylvanis, wile of one of s farmers who had just lost her mother, ** Well, my poor [Rase," "l sald, *there Is nuother good woman gone, ¥ indved, sir,? replied the dunghiter, really o cood womnan, nnd should have o goud vluce i Paradise, When Isuy u good place, b tean good tor people ke ua? Mie, R——, a Parlsionne, whose least defect I8 to be as old us she [3 coquottish, areved the other ovenims atter 11 o’clock ut the house of o friend, where only o fow intimates had beew in- viteds % How late you are, ma touts bolle,” futd the ludy of the bouse, 1m u toue of friendly reproach, 1 very sorry,” rephied Mae, R *uut the truth by that T have o femme de chambre who fs slowness personitied, Would vou believe it she Louk mory than un houre aud o hall 1o dress my hafe" * You lad one conso- latiom,™ tnterposed ons of the Tudies present, Sund Ut was tt you lght have taken o walk during the operatlon.* A fubie for the use of Jeremy Diddlers: Two fricuds lived close to each otlier, uue of whout ¢ of conatant Impecuslusity, ‘Flho I the middle of the nlsht ad rushed breathiess fnto the house and bedroow of s more fortunate pelghbor, 1 have had an wwiul dream,” be sabd, 1 fancled you were rufied aud reduced to the fast “des grew ot wunt, 1 rosu from bed wnder thy dmpression of Lhis wightmare, wnd [ ran o my desk to get sums ploney to ko to M Wlow rood of youl¥ said the friend, " Yes" sald the dreatier, *and you un imaglng my aunoyaves on Anding that L hud not s aou fin my drawer, 1u was completely cmity, By thy by, do you happen to luyo 5 louts in the house ! happened, not once, but nany thnes, And yet they have never fiinched from the position takien whe first. the infldel invader codeavored to sub- Jugzate thew {n common with the races by whum they wero surcounded, They wers determined to remain unvonquered, and” fn despite ot the relutively vast arinies sent nzainst them—as the army of 84,000 men dispatebed by the Porte in 1he year 1853 und beaten back with great losg— uueonguered they have remalned to this day, CORRUPYING T,Plrlzzsux.‘i?is AND VITIATESQ & ellliag, ymatinm, - icrofula, Glandular Seellies, RSPt SRR Coraus. Anteatioue, S Commalite Bieedinie of tha Tangs, Dysperec. W3t irasli, Tlo ‘Duloreau, White bwd-“l!ll.'\': . cors, Sk and Hip Dleeases, Mercuridl bl Wl Complatns, Gouty Urofays Bult chitls, Conauluption. Liver Complaint, &c. T Nat only daes tha Sareapariitien Ttesolrent excl 5 reiedTil yEents. i th caps of Chirusié, el CiiLntionar und biin Liveuses, but 1 18 thevad JOsiEivY Cury FOF KIDXEY AND BLADDER COMPLAINTS, Urlnary and Wemb Disenses, Gravel, Disbetes }"N':(, Bloppig ot Water, livontlaence of Lriue, Bhely Bisease, Albuptauria, aud tn fel ca548 SHLE G Tirtek-0 olalts, Or thy water 14 thick € mixed with substaices ke tho whito uf 4t - threads lliie Whita stik, or tiere 6 niers billous apnearanco, and white buiie-dust when thero 1 8 pricklng, hurnh scor fug wnter, und pain in (lin iail 6F s b thlofns,” bold by drugglsts, FRICLE O OVARIAN TOMO OF TEN YEARS GROWTH CURED By Dr.RADWAY'S REMEDIES. DR, RANWAY & CO,, 82 Warren-st. DR. RADWAY'S ‘Wheat in Kighty Days, San Franciace Muliettn, The question has been ralsed whether, If we ahould have only Intu ralns, there would still be time tor u wheal crop to mature In this Siate, The number of days reguired for the full moturity of whest depeads suinewhat on soil, and more on ellinate. Boume largo runchers in the vicimty ot Gravion, one of tie dryest parts in the State, lust year sowed o fiold oi wheat fn Marett. The rains cume Iinmediately alterward, In aizhty days fram that thug (he reaper was runpiug tu that field, cutting down wheat which averazed about twenty bushels to the uere. "The soll was probably of o light, purous charactor, and the beat wus great enough fur the quickest growth, Now, If iu the fast part of Mareh there should be gn abundave rainfall, there would be time for a wheat-crop which would be pretty certain to mature € there should be Iater rulng, Tt fv trusthist we are iu the lust half of Junuary, with very Hittle ran, A great deal of waeat which bus bucn sown has not sprouted, aud witl not untll there is more mofsture. In some fu- stances Helds will uced resowings, the graln hav- ing started and sfterward died out. But, on the whole, up to the mhldle of Javnary the sca- o1 hus not Leen more unpromisiug thau for the corsesponding weeks last yeu e ————— OLDSION “LACK OF CONFIDENCE.? Attanta (Ga.) Constitution, After the old man had taken his orders for the day ho stopped to say; 4114t "pears ter me dat cditorel ais mornin’ onde hard times hit dv uale mo? squar'ly dan you's fu dg hubit 1 #How du you make that outi™ **Woll, dodee wuzdat de 'kashun ob do hard times wuz de Jackness ob konhdenve twixt man o' innu. Dat's jess whar [ puts W, too, Dar ain’t no kondfidence nowbar * Wu gpoke generally of the publie.’ Py A 1 speaks genlrally an’ fudvidjusily, Ebuer wenso de wali Pao notl'd dis growin’ Taplshusnues twixt pecple, Juss cr few yeurs baci yer could tend yer naber er dust ob flour er pound ob meut, un’ inb sowe Koutidenve lo git- tin ob it back In do courss oh aix or sebun weeks; now, ef yer lends Liv ter ltm ho inuves A TRUTHEUL TRIO. By BR Perking, £, Rurbank, ihe Blncutianist, Ostany, Muss,, July 41, 1082~ While atrolling around Oshkosh yesterdoy 1 was surprised to weet two very distthgulsted ond trathful n- dividuals, Surprised, 1| say, because T supposed ‘these gentlemen wera thousands of iniles uwiy, ‘Fhese wen were Maric Twaln, sometimes culled he Great Truthteller of the Slervas, nnd B, Vo Nasby, generally known us the Great Interna- tlunal Truthtellee at Largo from the State of Ohlo. Now, I thought Murk Twaln was doing misstonary work fn New Jersey, und 1 hiad been A Remarkublo Phevomenon, The Captsin of the steambout Chitlon, which was cuu%h; i the storm of the mornlng of Jan, 9, descnibes ina letter to the local paporsa scene which is not witnessed once in .o oncras tion, On Lako Leman, betweon Rivas and 8t QGindolph, the two winds, the foln and bise, inet, twisting the water un fntou column pearly forty foct biwrh and ten yards fu draumference. It was a veritable waterspout, and, alter retain. fug its position tor several wminutes, took the form of a vapory cloud und mutted awoy, The pecnliarity of this phenomunon §s that e wa- It 8% erfectly (asteless, clepantly coated Wit I-fi;“«‘.-fui'cl ul:\h'-“ nurfi;. i '"I(;ll Haday Vi for’ tho cur bt amach, Livtr, Dowels, Kidueys, R e RE N # el e sien 0L o O vt s, i wl ACTRGEILE 0h S ures LAY etal of ya, Warra. ted to Wit B L8 s . ” , oft . | tersvout did not, 88 waterspouta geuerally do, cctnble, cuntatulilg U 1T v straction, assertion of the Juter-Ucoin, Wiat dol 13 wstus | Vitory arg gathered.” "Uis ditfer Iy Informed that Mr. Nasby lud gouo to lubor fn | 4 SoE S ':Il»'?u;&x%ls‘in‘:xru’nfi;c!:;}:l{x":lfilw% descend from fhe clouds, but Fous (roin 1ié | SHEBOMLINES fnoaing symptoms el B Having - beloged to the corps of englueers | dious stutesniand What e esman ever | Grant's st selections for Cablnet vllleers o the temperanca feld tn e dtaly with Me Murphy. | goeepr 4 Iake, 'The meeting of tha fohn and the blso i | yiGegorsaf the Digestivo Urgitiet | op (e weol 2 origtual sguzed du the cnstruction of this | studled fiance tn the orighal Greekt Go toll [ bis lust represents the oxtent which experiuuce | Notwithatanding sy surprise ut scetne them, I |~ 6 1¢ (s not exactly that sort of confldence wo | 110f¢ coummon un thu Lake of Lucerne than that | Con-tipailoty luw i canal, 1 Buve tever ceasea to fech the fimportunce A.C.l, | tuugat trsufiu this particulan? was elad to huye @ cusnes to it at their fect | mean—s" of Gien but whenover it luvpens It 3 ter- | (G [ et sl grandeurof the euteririse, AL It stould ever —— = et und Bes the trati defendod, #Yun; 1 kno's aat, Dut whar's do diffeunce, | FILIY dustruccive, sweoblnie down wie tallest | soup Grierations, bliviuzsor SO b completed upon a seale commensurate. with Urand Itoynl Splurge I Canuda, an Sultrond-Cars, Alterwe haa talked o spell Mr. Twaln Iatd | Do hieher ar' only do same kin' as aw lower, | forest trees and wrecking ovory craft sialler | ino bivinach, s B a0 g 1tz St its vatural aduntutfous wnd - surroundings, | A eorresyondent of the Now Yurk Vo First-class¥lirriames on (he German raflwaya | down s clar and told‘us uhout o fast borss be | Jeons britelivs iy jrans brighes jess de same, | that 4 schooner. During the” gams storm o 3 3 i Yours truly, Ao J. UaLLoway, sriting from Ottuwa With regard to the opentng | are likely to be abollshed, as they urg o littls onee ow in Vircinm City, Bald hes ** tientlomen, thils horse of miue was tough bitted, and he went sa fust that I had to gulde him by cleetnelty=hud.to have wire - llues” and Keep o battery in the wagon sl the thne in ore der 10 ston bim,M b sligkt shock of earthquuke was felt at Borlln, ——— Whistier, * Mr. Whistler has demanded .the farthing which the Court adjudzed to him as damoges 0 Lis suit with Mr. Ruskiu, nud hie wears it proud- b Patinir Benea hei dn 8 It g oF Rulocntine seisations W Sl dil i e B n 1, 8.~ wtent have pentioned that the steady | ot Parliwment by the Mtarquis of Lorng wid hils fluw frum the Lake would always keepall the lov- | Roval wife on the 13th, observes that the uffuir el full, und heues there woutd be uo low-water | witl be accompanied with_cerenonics of stule cxposures of burs, und shatlow buxtos, With their | surpassiig stytbing thut Conada bas witnessed decaying organic matter, recking under the roys | sinco the duys wiich sueceedod the conguest, of 1 sumnier-sun, end Aing the alr with fevers | and when the Enuiish Viceroy played the King whrdllenlc{“la wmade for (Hurul Grane or Gory Tomn Thutub, Do sumo lackness ob koufldence in bizness dut wmakes dese big fokes feei bard times an! kevps dem Karomin® ebery now au’ don agln de po’-houss ar’ do sume ez dut which keeps” de nigwer abiungln’ 'round ter stay in ots ar \yebs befors the SIgt, & Y Lt L HoBciency of Fcu{m‘:}"f B 1 Fkin and Eyes, PUn [ the Blid G ‘Wddeis Fhished of eat, Burng 18 11 Gy A fuw duses Of 1BUWI L i ario from atl of, the ubovesuamed Cents por Loz, Bold by brugghstd: used us to by entlrely uuremuncrative to the companies, It 43 un old saying, thul only Princes, lunativs, sk Eughshinen travel feste cluvs In Uerinany, whero Wby sceond-cluss car- riages are quite equal in comtort and sppear- ance to our tlest-class, Aecordinely, the varlous * Wiy didn’'t you stop bim by bhollerlng | sizht ob er ivin®[» Iy ou his watch-chuln, It Is refated by the Ee. READ f und} Bruce throuhous the slver-yalleys, Wy bis dominjous with all poms and eireupi= | comvanies provose to buve only three clasves, | whos"™ I asked, ' “'Tnst is true cnough——=" aminer that a forelzner of disttuction was intro- # T "llflri L cull your attention to the fuct thut nearly | stusees of o King Indeed, excepting he disptay | nstend of the four now eencral on many Ger- “8top him by hollerjug whoa " excialmed s Hiv's fuss dut way, sho'l When do white | duced to Mr, Whistler the other night, at adiv- “ False “nd i} Dbl e cost uf deepenlng the Bunmit level of | of thecrown, In thuoe duvs bis Royal Highuess | man lioes, conslstivg of one class with cush- | Mr. Twalu, % Way, Ivould not holler loud | fokes trus’ one anudder doy allus kecps er looks | ner-party, und, being unxions to niuke imselt tie cangl wus fn pumping out the wuter fu | Prince Edward, stterwards Duke of Keat, and | foned seais, ko the preseut second class, une caough Lo nako thut horss licar me, He tray- eled 80 fast thut no nu\’ml cver renched Lim frow behiud, He weut Inster than the souud, out ter ned de creditor off tum de bowestid oills er de bonkrup shon, An' den folies hez ter put Lurgler's 'larws on dere corn-cribs, sprivg-guud ¥o. BT wister, wben the work was belug dune; | father of Queen Victorls, wus commander of | with wooden seats, und oue with no seats ut all, ;fn:rnblu, sald:; “You paluted Mr Leland's whercus the calusgemeut can be doncdown to | the Royal Fuslleers, Jived with Aludwae 8t | correapouding with the actual foustl-class, 3 o dinfug-room, [ belloved" Yes™ replicd the artiaty 1 created that thing of Joy.," .