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190 THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE: SUNDAY. MAY (2, 1878—SIXTEEN PAGES fi= not like to be attacked in that way every time I sttend church.” To this thereply was: = Major, you are fo seldom at cburch that I couid not Jmow when to prepare asermon personsl to your casc, and that relieves me from your aceu- gation. But the truth is, Major, it ‘would be bard fora clereyman to preach a sermon against any sin forbidden in the decalogue and not make it a sermon that you might think was in- tended for vou personalls.”” The Bishop of Excter tetls a zood story of a spcech which was once maae to him. lehad goue to stay iu a country parsonaze of his dio- cesc for a confirmation or some other clerical function, and the * house and parior mald bad ident1s haop strictly enjained op no arcotnt. :;‘gm';é to s.;é‘ “ My"mrml"" when Sareesine the Yishep. Intbe morning, while going down to reakfast, he met the damsel on the stairs, and asked ber whether she could tell him who had taken his letters to the post the night before. The answer, given smilingly, was, *“The Lord, my boy!" CHURCH SERVICES. EPLSCOPAL. Cathedral Free Church, SS. Peter and Panl, cor- ner of West Washington aud Peoria streets. The Rigkt Rev. W. E. 3cLaren. . T. D., Bishop, ibe Rev. J. 0. Knowles, Priest in charge. Cho- ral Merning Prayer and celebration of the Holy Communion at 10:30 3. m., aud Choral Evening Prayer at 7:30 p. m. * _The Rev. Samuel §. Harris will officiate in St. James' Church, corner of Cass and Huron streets. a110:45 2. m. and 7:45p. m. Commanion at § a.m. —The Rev. E. Sullivan will officiate in Trinity Church, corner of Twenty-sixth street and Michi- gan avenae, 2£10:453. m, and 7:30 p. m. —The Rev. Francis Mansfield will ofiiciate in the Church of the Atomement, Cormer of West Washizcton and Robey strecis, at 10:30 2. m, and 7:30 p. w. 1 N _The Res. J. Bredbarg will oficiate in St Ansgaris Church, Sedgwick street, near Chicago avenne, at 10 BOSTON. cles of color, rare and fair enough to bring about the old Dutch craze again—the Holland tulip fever, where a fortune lud §n one of the precions bulbs. WWhy doesn't the Western guest come to ua in the days of May and early June, instead of ig the fierce east-winderly timo of antumn and winter, or amidst the hears of August! Asa rule, it i3 in these unpropitions days that the etrancer enters our uates, and, going 3way, wails in wrath over the climate. ' Come in these days of May, and look at the tulips, and sit by the_pretty stream and warch the boats, or on the Common, under the grest shado-trecs, and then, going away. say, with Rob- ert Collyer, when you die you will go to Heaven or to Boston1 N. P. THE GAME OF DRAUGHTS. ¢ Communteations Intended for Tr DravGnT EDIToR should be addressed to 0. D. ORVIS, P.-O. Box 215, Chiteago, 111 For Publisher's price-list of standard works on the game, address the Draught Editor. CHECKER-PLAYERS' DIRECTORT, Athenmum, No. 50 Dearborn street. ing and the Rev. W, W. Painterin the eveningat Ada Street Church. —The Rev. R. H. Adams will preach inthe evening a1 the Western Avenue Church. —The Rev. A. Daniels will preach in the morning And the Rev. Mr. Schlosser in the even- ing at Emmanuel Church, corner Harrison and Paaltna streets. —The Rev. W. T. Holmes will preach morning and evening at the Faiton Street Church. —~Tne Her. George Chase srill preach morning and evening at the Winter Street Church. —The Rev, A. W. Patten will preach inthe morning and Dr. D. C. Babeack, of Philadelphia, in the evening, at the Wahash Avenue Church. —The Rev. M. M. Parkburst wi!l preach at the First Chureh, corner of Clark and Washington &treet. Subjects: Mlorning, ** To Those Who Do & Tuose Who Do Not Move on the Firet of M evening, *‘Christian Politics, sot Com- mupism. " The True Story of the Bruns- wick Joke. No Warlike Darkies, No Neglect- ed Aldermen. i The Young Medical Student—-Not Enough Heads to Go Round, REFORMED EPISCOPAL. The Rev. R, H. Bosworth preaches at Trinity Chureh worning and evening. —The Rev. F. W. Adams preaches at Christ Church morning and evening.” Morning subject: “*The Lessons of To-day.” —The Rev. John Frisbee will preach in Immanuel Chureh, cormer of Centre and Dayton streets, in the morning, and the Rev. Dr. Elliott in the even- ing. —Tae Rev. Flavius B. Brobst will preach in St. John's Church a2 10:45 a. m. and 7:45 p, m. —The Rev. R. H. Bosworth preaches at 4 p. m. at.Grace Church, corper of Hoyne and LeMoyne streets. —The Rev. P. B. Morgan preaches this morning and evening at St. Paul's Church, corner of Wash- ington and Carpenter streets. UNITARIAN, The Rev. L. G. Powers J)re;cbes at Unity Church, Oak Park, morning and evening. ~Tne Rev. Brooke Herford preaches at the Church of the Messiah, Morning subject: **The- oloay by Desd-Reckoning.” Evening subject: **The Equation of the Sexes,' > —The Rev. J. T. Sunderland will preach in the Fourth Church, Prairie avenue, Thirtieth street, at 11g. m.; eubject: * S —The Rev.Robert Collver will preach fn Unity Church, corner of Dearborn aventie and \Walton place, morning and evening. . m. Fada streets, on **The Word of God." CHRISTIAN. —The Rev. T, B. Forhueh preaches at 4 The Rev. S. 3. Conner preaches st the First A Reform Guy, and the Waiter- Girl. - PROBLEM XO. 65. By Faavx Greresies, LaFayette, Tnd. Eight Hundred Tulips---Advice to ‘Western Guests. @ From Our Own Correspondent. Bosrox, May 9.—A very funny story anent the Southern puests -of the Commercfal Club govinto the papers hereashort time ago. 1 must relate it for the sake of rhe postscript, which puts the “story " on the right track, and makes another story of itself, which bas not got into the newspapers. Here is the “story ™ in question: ‘When the Southern guests filed into the hotel sesterday morning, one of the waiters usked the proprietor, Mr. Walcott, who they were. *‘Let mesee; there are Gen, Deaurezard, Gen. Joe Jobneton, Gen. Gordon,” and so_on,’ naming all the Southern” Genersls he conld think of. “*\yh—which of dem is Gen, Borezard? ™ quericd one who had been **down Souf.” *‘Do_you see that man with gray whiskers, who weara glasses? " pointing to a well-known Boston Alderman_who was on the Committee of Keception. —** Yes—I see um.” ‘‘Well, that's him.” Tho waiters looked at him with fierce. resentful eyes—in fact, i Zi B in the Third Church, corner of Monros and p. m. 1 ofliciate 1n Grace ZThe Rev. Clinton Locke wi 0 Grace Church, Wwabash avenue, near Sixteenih | Church, cormer of Indiana avenue and Twenty- | {hey kad no eyes for any of the otliers, Beaure: i etregt, 2t 11 a. m. and 8 p. m.. Communion at$ f firth street, morning and evening. gard being their bete notr, and the wan of all men White. a ol i —Elder M. N. Lord will breach in the Second | they hated most. The Aldermun, however, not Fhits tamioss anddraw; “¥1fe Tev. Thomas K. Coleman will oficinte in [ Chureln Campuell Hall, Corner of Ven Duren siroet | hodwins of tos foke, as hesamblo to th Somts and Campbell avenue, 3t 10:35a directed at him; but he thought it strange, when S eRnee L) St John's Church, coruer of Washinaton sireet Sy ) R. Lucis. cvaneelist, of DesMoines, * By Cuarizs HEFTER, Chicagy and Ozden avenue, at10:453. m. and 7345 p. m. | _Elder D. R. L ! breakfust was over and a departure commenced for Morning enbject: **The Mission of Balaam. Ta., will hold revival secvices in the Western Av- | the State-louse, that none of these usually ot~ | Blackmen on 2, 9, 4, 10. 11, 21, Kiaga. 27, 29, *hurch of the Holy Communion, Dearborn | epue Church, near Congress street, every night | tentive waiters came to lielp bim on with his coat. White men on 7, p, 10, 24, 28, 30, Kings, 5. 23, Not a man of them could be hired to assist Gen. o Mpkadpiachos e during the present week, and will preach twice ta- 3 dny. Moruine subject: --The Iistory and Pur- White to play and wia, Dose of the Church of Christ.” Evening subject: **How a Sinner May Lecome a Christan, ™ INDEPENDENT. Jobn E. Morris will preach 1o Temoerance Hall, No. 213 West Madison street, morning and even® ing. 3 Z'Mr. Georze W. Sharp will preach in Barr Mis- sion_Chapel, No. 359 Third avenue, at 11 2. m. and 7:30 D, m. 3 Prof. Georze L. Raymond, of Williams Col- Tege. will preach for Prof. Swing, in McVicker's Theatre, at 10:45 8. m. UNIVERSALIST. The Rev. Dr. Ryder preaclies at the Church of the t. nesr Thirticth, Services at 10:30 a. m. T eie Sl GMANE . The Beauregard on witl his coat, if they knew them- e liev. h selves. and they think they did. The hotel was the Brunswick, and the waiters of the Brunswick are, all but four or five, freed slaves. Calling upon a friend at the hotel, the other day, I happened to meet Col. Walcott, and, happeningjto think of the very interesting story of the waiters and the Southern General, 1 asked him how it tallied with the facts. He laughed, and replied: ““Well, the waiters never made-any such in- quiry of me. I snouldn’t think of entertajuing But LIl tell TO CORRESPONDENTS. George Conway—Position on file. 11. C. Chipman~Tosltion accepted. A. J. Dunlap—Proof slips duly matled. C. Pratt—Shall be pleased to meet him. W. I, H.—Thanks for the information. . I1. Evarts—Book forwarded as requeated. A. S. Chapman—Book malled to your address, pigbert Dickson—Will ook it up, snd send analysts by ail. Samuel Slegel—Yours with inclosure, aad neat prob- lemn, recelved with thanks. . Schellhass—Game Wil be used. (2) Many Church of the Axcension. corner of North LaSalfe sud Elm streets. at 10:45 3. m. and 8 p. m. Commanion at 8 3. m. ] —The Rev, Charles Stanley Lester will ofllciate in St. Paul's Church. Hyde Park avenue, between Foriy-eiel >{1“ and Forty-ninth streets, at 10:30 a. d 7330 p. . e e !(e\'.oli. F. Fleetwood will officiate in St. Shurch, Cottaze Grove aveune, corner of Thirty-sixth street, u110:30 &, m. and 7:30 p. m. —The Ber. G. F. Caehman will ofiiciate n St Stephen's Church, Johingon street, between Taylor and Tivelfth, ut10:30 a. w. and 7:30 p. m. —The Rev. Luthor Pardee willoficiate in Calvary | pojeemer this morning. The Rev. Sumner Elhs | such a conversation with them. S f\.h""l‘{”-“ ;;;g:“:;"iu’ff;{,“;""u‘,’_"g’gfl Esl";ff 2nd | hreaches this evening. Subjcct: +‘Cause of the (-you how it was. Before the Southerners had “f;';'hn 'f\‘;:,‘,‘:“"'r!_"‘{u:‘,': i Sotitione. Secelved. b n; :r:inn o the Holy Communion % 7243 4, m, ard Times." .. | presented themselves in the dining-room, I was | (2) Let us hiear from you often. e v T X, Morrison, dr.. will oficiate in | ., —The Kev. Dr. Ryder wili preach in St. Paul's | asked by some of the lady-boarders to point out | H. J. Cook—Tour last problem fauity, White can the Church of the Epiphany, Throop street, be- [ Churchin the evening. g, the Southern guests when they came fn. I im- [ liowinby Is—17, 14~21, 25-26, o~id. 26-3. Try JNEW AERUIALEM, mediately directed their attention to several | 25310 e g at 10:30 2. m. and tween Monroc and Adan 0. M. i —-T'l‘u:n;(e\‘. . J. Petrie will ofiiciate in the Church of Our Savior, corner of Lincoln 2rd Belden avenues, at113. m. 20d 7:30 p. The Rev. J. R. Hibbard preaches at New Charch Hall, corner of Eighteenth etreet and Prairie ave- nue, this morning. X - —The Rev. L. P. Mercer will preach inthe Union Swedenborgian Church. Uer¢hey Music Ball, No. CIECRER CHATTER. The Hefter-Reed match 13 the checker feature of the searon. Every lover of the game fn the West should witness it. Mr. Labadie has accepted Mr. Dyke's challenge to geotiemen, already seated, as the DISTINGUISHED STRANGERS. ‘That was Gordon, and so on through the list. In a few moments my joke was discovered, as L knew it would be, by the arrival of the guests themselves, and we had a hearty laugh over it.”” I must say that I was rather “disappointed 1o _m. —The Rev. H. G. Perry will officiate in Al Samnts’ Church, corner of Carpeuter and Ohfo gireets, a110:458. m. and 7:45p. m. Csnon Street will oficiate in Hope play ‘s match of Afty zames for $250 a side and the checker champlonship of Canada. Messrs. Curtis and McNab have been plaving a match for the local championship of Hamlton, Ontarlo. 83 East Madison_street, at 10:45a. m. Subject: **Hotw Shall We Preach the Gospelt” LUTHERA! —The Rey No. ilwaukee avenue, 8t 7:5 The Rev. Edmnnd Belfonr preaches at the | find all that ficree little incident, with its war- Aiony Nor Tl Biiluks i Chureh of the Holy Trinity, coraer of Dearborn | ike spleitand its implacable rcerfocliog, whict | geores” Curtl 67 MeSab, i drawa, 7: total, avenue aud Erie stree i1 Fames. Aot liare mads sucts Aoe stosy . Glddey, of Detroft, went over to Ontarlo BAPTIST. The Rev. X. F. Raviin preachesat the West End Orera-House morning and eveninz. “The Rev. W. W. Evertswill preach in the First Charch, South Park avenue, corner of Thirty-first street, at 11 3. m. and 7:30 p. m. ZBaptist Tabernacle, Nos. 303 and 302 Wabaeh B. F. Jacobs Superintendent. Gospel Mr. . J. the other day, and fairly astonfihed the natives by de- feating Mr. Erankiln, one of thelr strong est players, by wacore 0 27 10 4, and five games drawn. Mr. G. F. Barker, of Roston, and Capt. W. H. Broughton, of Portlind, contested a match of tselva famesafelr duys ag st Luwlston. Sfe., which resaited h o draw, each winning & sinzle game, ‘the balance be- Ing drawn. MISCELLANEOUS. The Rev. W. J. Erdman preaches at the Chicazo Avenue Church this mormng. and the Rev. C. M. Aforton in the eveningz. —Prof. Raymond, of Williams College, preaches at MeVicker's Theatre this morning. —The Pro; veé Lyceum mecetsat the Third FOR WENDELL PHILLIPS TO POINT A MORAL and adorn a tale,—1 must say that I was disap- pointed to find the story flattencd out tosuch a commonplace fact as this. No riled, resentful darkics; no neglected Alderman who " thought it strange” to be so neglected; no fierce sec- tional epirit at all to stir up the old caldron venue, r Teeting at 7:30 p. m. i Usltarian Churen, copici ot 3iourop and Latin Raif with £ 2 half Mr. J. McEntee, of Rochester, N. Y., recently vislt. —The Rev. Galusha Anderson will preach in the | streets, at 12 o'clock. and thrill us half with fun aud balf with sym- Mr. J, McE s of N. ¥.. visit- Michitan-Avene Charch, mesr Twenty-third | - —The Rev. D. Mathenson prenches at the Green | bathys nothiag buts momentary joke with some | £0,0g Jeadiag plavurs of Batalo, with viiom lie must streer. a1 10:30 8. m. . Street Tabernacle morning and evening. PRl women ho were nmb:blilnlime susplcious | Fruniing at the Anisne Mokater, 88: Dullalo players e Hov- . Debaptiste will preach in Olivet | - —Judge Layton will preach in Calvars Tabernacle, | of the trarh all the fime. . <+ Only this and sothing | Siging at the dnish: Melnio ames played re- In s friendly encounter of fourteen ceutly between Mr. Labadle. of Chiatham. the present champlon of Canada, and Mr. McNab, of Hamllton, the followlug score was made: McNab, 5: Labadie, 13 and 8 Fames were drawn. Derliaps the chismplon pre: fers not to show the strength of Dis hand except in rex. ular match play. : The Boston Globe thinks that a visit from Mr. Wllle next fall would prove to be not only a tinancial success for ltm, aud a source of much pleasure and benefic to i players {n this counter, but. e might posibly bo able to ralse another youthtul prodicy to vattle with the “old veteran’ for the champlonsifp of the world be- fore returning, home.” M. Charles F. Barker fe un. doubtedly the **youthiful prodigy ” referred to. Mr. J, J1. Irwin.a rising young player of considerable note, of Boston, Mass., 15 spending a few days in this city Henasplayed a few games with some of our leaiding playors with the followlog resul efter. 1 Drawn. more.” The waiter—not a darkey of them but would have and did doubtless look with admir- ing awe upon **Old Masss™ aa the real aristocrat, the legitimate king of the soil, us he filed into the dining-room—must be not a little astonished at the story which places him in such a warlike atti- tude. Perhaps he may become a little dissusted with himeelf that he was not up to that belligerent mark and did not bnstle with righteons wrath at sight of his former master. 1f so there are two parties who are dizappointed: we who listened to the fine little story, and the principal actors in it. o1, now that we are in the **atmosphere,” as Edward Hale would say, of stories, I am reminded of one or two more which are especiully Bostonian in their fluvor, and which are also entirely true. ecaliar element of fem- corner of Flournoy streetand IHoyne aveaue, in the morning, and the Rev. James Gaston in the evening. —The Beresn Club holds a free Bible meeting at Room No. 28 Brigzs Honse, at 2:30 o'clock, —The Rev. Albert Walkley will preach for the Chrietian Union Socicty. in Tillotson’s Hall, En- glewood, st 3p. m. Subject: **The Bright Side of the Lire of Jesus.” = —A Gospel temperance service will be held in Tnion Temperance llall, No. 750 Cottage Grove avenue. from 4 to 5 o'clock . m, —The Rev. Neely Jackson will preach in Zion Churck, No. 12 nion street, morning and cven- . 229 West Ran- Church, Fourth avenue. mear Taylor street, at 11 2. m. and p. m. 3 : The Rey. A. Owen will preach in University- Place Church, corper of Douglas place and Rhodes avenue, at 11a. m., and the Rev. Galusha Ander- m. . E. B. Meredith will preach in tue Sonth Church, corner of Locke aad Bonaparte streets, at 7:30 v. m. . —The Rev. J. A. Henry will preach in the Dear- ‘born-Street Church. near Thirty-sixth street, at 10:30a. m. and a. m. —The Rev. J. W. Custis will preach in the Sec- ond Cuurch, comner of Monroe and Morgan streets, 30 . m. and the Rev. A. Owen at 7:30 p.m. The Rev. D. F. Carnaban will preach in the Disciples of Christ meet at N Fourth Charch, corner of West Washington ana | dolph streetatip.m. 2 ~ | Doth have to do with the 1 Paulina streets, 2t 10:30 2. m. and 7:30 p. m. —The First Society of Spiritualiets will mcet in | inine independence. which has seemed o work | Irwin......0 1 —The Rev. C, Perren will preach in the Westérn | the Third Unitarian Chareh, corner of Monroe and | jrself ont in Boston, ot at least to have ity centre | 1E¥H0 Avenue Church., corner of Warren avenue,at 10:30 | Latin strects, at 10:45 2. m. and 7:45 p. m. | here, or from here.at the etart, ln s way thatmakes | [rwin. 2.'m. and 7:30 p. m. ¥ V. Richmond, trance speaker. Morning | every ncw development, any pungent fittle inci- Total. ... 3 —The Rev. E. K. Cressey will preach in the **The Natare of Spirit Life to Sensa- | dent, only the natural partind parcel of the whole. Mr. John Kirk, of Burnett Junction. visited Fond da Hearing. etc.,” by the Spirit | Every one knows that, among all the rest of our | Lacsfew dags faco for the purpost of testing the m N sirenith of s SkifL actoss the’ oard. wich Mr. 37, O Coventry Street Church, corner of Coventry strect and Bloomingdaic rozd, a1 10:30 &, m. and 7:30 . . P—The Rev. C. E. Hewitt will preach in the Centennial Church, corner of Lincoin axd Jackson 5D schools for women, there are ample means now for a woman who seeks to become a physician to maxo herself famillar with all the principles of practice, and all the sccrets of medicine and surgery. 5 ing: et~ States in Spirit Life Visited by Me.” by the Spirit Judge Jules G. Lumbard will sing morning Services will close with an im- Welshi, the Wisconsin champion, Fourteen games wers played, whieh resulted fn M. WWelsh winaingd, r. Kirk 3, and seven games were drawn. Our infortnant writesthat Mr. Rirk réturned to Burnett ** with colors ¥ TRIBUNE 18 Of the opinion that Streets, at10:45a. m., and the Rev. D. C. Bab. | promptu poem. @ A YOUNG STUDENT at half-mast.” TuE cack. of Philadelphia, at7:30 p. . +who had pursned her studies up to a cortain pofnt | ** three-quarters mast ™ would have been more appro- —Tpe Rer. 2. P Allison swill preach to-day in | GALENDAR FOR THE WEEK., | in snother city éame to Boston lust winter and pro- | Prisie couideriog the score made. the North Star Church, corner of Division and EPISCOPAL. ceeded to visit a certain_dissecting-room to which | , Mr. James Reed. Jr., the plucky Pittsburg champton, Sedewick streets, at 10:45 #. m. and 7:30 p. m. fay 12~Third Sunday after Easter she hnd been invited. Mounting the staire, she | 1SXRRCICR IO Airine 16 ThE, o\fF of fucstanto be in - ohe Bev Ko O, Tavler will preachfnihe Cen- | Sroy 37cfamy ¥ comes st last to the landing from™ waich opens tae | duwn for Weduesday cvenine. the 16th (ut. The Tatch tral Church, No. 280 Orchara street, at 10:45 a. CATHOLIC. apartment where the wondurs of the human frame | will be playcd n the spaclous. weil ventiiated, and well 4 are, materially at least, all found our. Wailing to | lzhted room secured for the purpose, i the bnilding Iocated on the southweat corner of Dearborn and Rau- dolph streets. The entrauce IS at Mo. 70 Dearborn street, and the room 18 No. 7. The hours_for. play arc from 7:80 10 10:30 p. m. Every cvening (Sundays ex- capted) unts] A(ty games bave been played. An fnter- esting cad closely doutested mateh {3 anticipated. m. and 7:30 p, m, —Tke Rev. J. E. Naseluuhn will preach in the First German Church, corner of Bickerdike and Huron sireets, 2810:30 3. m. and 7:30 p. m. —The Rev. II. A. Reichenbach will preach in the Nordish Tabernacle, corner of Noble and West Jay 12—Third Sunday after Eester; Patronage of St. Joseph. > - May 13~St. Aneelm, B, C. D. (from April 21). May 14—St. Fidelio_of Sigmaningen, M. (from 24); 3t. Boniface, Atay 15~8S. Soter and Ceius, PP. AMM., (from "April 22 cateh her breath,, perhaps to catch her courage, she overhears the following from the physician in at- tendance upon the class: *+"Phere arc not enough heads to g0 round. Some of yon must choose sométhing elsc.” The listener turned pele, and leaned against the Obigstreets, a1 10:10 s m. and 7:30p. m.. St —The Rev. John Ongman will preach n the First - wail. She thought she wouldn't pay her visit that SOLGTIONS. edish Church, Q8K street, mear Sedgwick, at figg 10§t Do h:’y-lf;‘;‘ c dav. She thought she would go home, and per- BOLTTION T0 FRORLEN 0. 64, b \gl?ha- Boaag 30 w I st will Bt Afay 18—St. Vennutius i haps study a littic forther, and” approach the dis- i DlacioHste, —The Rev. W. J. Kermott will preach in the secting-room 8 littie more graduslly. As she L A =t 13:13 Halsted-Street Church. between Forty-first and = T turned to carry this resolution into efect. she met ) TR - R Forty-gecond streete, at 11 a. m. and 7330 o, m. A DREAM OF HOME. the janitor of the building, who was evidently fa- aboiesby st pusttion, miliar with visitors or students in this etagé and PEESBYTERIAN. state of mind, for he said, encouragingly, **If Over the crest of yonder hill, SOLUTION TO POSITION NO. G4. SThzé\'{egfi J. e!onm Gil;!o{x“ \;i“ preach in the z oro Fostrio ccoud Clurch, corner of Michizan avenue and | Qver its mossy banks of green, ou’ll wait a minnte, miss, an . By Charles Hefter. Trcatieth street, morning and evening, Low in the valley far is uL:cn. 2 ¥ TAKE A DROP OF BRANDY, e -1 i l}:}g lg::g —The Itev. Arthor Swazey will preach in the | Low in the valiey, calm ana still, you'll be all right. They all of 'em feels this way 23 19 | o-14 | 4—8 |20-04 W. wins, at the firststart.” But_*‘miss " didn’t wait that day, She was con- vinced that another doy would do’ just as well. And, as the story ends bere, or all that T heard of it, Tcan't tell whether the yonng womsn overcame Hidden away in the valley's breast, Hidden away like 2 wee bird's nesf, TTidden away in 2 clamp of trees, Hidden away in the heart of these, Hidden away in the sweetest of dells, —— ‘GAME NO. 205-DYKE. ‘Played by corresnondence between J. Kirk. of Bure nett, and Bdward Beckwith, of Waupun, is. Kirk's move. Forty-firet Street Church, coraer of Prairie avenue, Fst 130 8. ™. —The Kev. W. T. Meloy will preach in the First Thited Churcn, comner of Monroc and Paulina streets, morninz and cyeairg. —The Rev. Arthur Mitchell will preach fn the | Blooming with roses and **bonnie biue-bells, " er fear and nausea by taking that drop of brandy Firet Chureh, tf(x)'l_le(; of Indisna avenue and Twenty- | Blossoms the fairest that ever were seen, d next time, or whether she backed ont altogether 8—12 10~14 (b) first strect, *“J el fl;um- Fit to embellish the crown of 3 Queen, ana lost her chance of choosing either **heads ™ 17-13 8~ 3 —The Rev, Jamae acLaoghlan will preachin | Fit to enrich the brow of a bride, or **something elve.” 'The probabilities, Lowev- Jed e the Scotch Charchi, coruer of Adums and Sanga- | Look through the bosky dell, prank the woodside. | er, are that she did not retreat »0 ignominiously, i mon streets, moming lmli evening. Subject at + but returned to distinguish herself, and perhups to 3~ 8 Jetter service: **Joln Caivin in Genova. Treeseling vines clamber up the white walls, graduate eventualiy with ol the honors. As the 5~ 9 — ‘“gncr.‘nnber: Patterson, of San Francisco, [ Close by the edge of the loud waterfatls: Best eoldler ana the bravest is snidto be the most 0 17~14 will pFeach in the Jefferson Park Church, corner | Bounding they rush, with a phantom-like glee, sensitive at first to the shocks of battle, it is doubt- 18-19 [1-8 9~-13 of Turoop und Adams streets, at 10:30 a. m. and | Bounding away, far away, to the sea. less true of the student of medicine that after the - Beckwith o, The A. D. P. gives 25~24 for 8 draw. Up through the valley, and aown through the dell, Tp through my bosom their echoes now swell— Up through my heart—nark! I hear them omce more: Lightly, step lightly—** My boat's on the shore™'; Lightly, step lightty, for sacred's the sod— Erin, my Motherland, next to my God. Twenty long years have passed away, Tweaty long years ago to-day, Tweaty long years—0 God ! what strife, Tossed on the dark, seething billows of 1ife, 1loperut, still bopeful, amid all those years, Hn!h:rd be my sigha—hushed, still hushed, be‘my care, Hope vears me onward—still onward T flee: Loved ones, I know, yet are watchlng for me, Orer the crest of yonder hill, Low in the valley calin and atill, ‘The home of my fathers now I see, The home of my fatbers, dear to me— 730 p. m, _—The Rev. John A. French will preach in the Fourii Church, corner of Rush and Superior Etreets, at10:45 2. m. and 7:45 D. m. —Tbe Rev. Henry T. Miller will breach in the Sixth Cburch, comer of Osk and Vincennes avenues, at 10330 3. m. and 7:30 p. m. —The dedicatory services. postvoned from last Sunday, will positively take place at 10:302. m The Rev. A. E. Kittredge will preach morning and eve —The Rev. E. N. Barzett will preach m West- minster Chrch, comer of Jackson and Peoria streets. morning and evening. —The Kev. J. M. Worrall will preach in the Eighth Charch. corner of Washingion and Robey strects, at10:30 2. 1n. and 7:45 p. m. —The Rev. Arthur Mitchell will preach in the Railroad Chapel, corner of State and Fourteenth streets, in the evening. —The Rev. C. L. Thompson will first sk to the sensibiities the mind cecovers @ iteelf, and. the sensibility got well in band. eerves only fo make the fonch more delicate and 140 | drr froitiis nonny Tove and ean Jjudgment more decisive. AME NO. 206-GLASGOT. Now thit I sm in the strong-minded atmosphere, G 3 1 muet tell my other gtory, which will at the same x;lrgcdkn; Lafayette, Ind., between Alessrs. Greenles 2nd Bal time show the yalue of money even here in Bos- ton, where Sothern, the actor, says ¢ They measure a_man by bis literary aftainments, " A few daysogo I wentintoone of the preity res- taarants of Boston for my Junch. and. while I was occupled in dissecting a rather_tongh section of a rutger aged fowl, otherwise called chicken, my at- tention became distracted from my arduous labors by the appearance of 4 woman at the door just op- posite me. X was mot surprlsed, because I have seen enouzh of eccentricities of dress in this home of the reformer 16 be . SURVPRISED AT NOTHING. 20 1o—16 But I was apeculatively interested. To bezln at { “5™9q_03'y pestor. the beginning and skietch the odd figure before | (b) Fhe losing move, 3-8 draws. the game be E. B. 11-15 | 16-19 2 25— 7 Tm 10— 7 i~ 7. 15—18(a)| Greenlee 25-22 "l won. preach at the F.q. xi;;(:;lplcl_.\‘urch. Evening sabject: **The Gospel in ghe ln;me of m{ calldhocd. dearer still, me, first, the hair Lvns m;lon,—‘not the trim — i<tk T 3 ver the crest of that **0ld Green Hiil" cat of o man, but the flopping locks ang e Rew. 3. T Walker will' preach morning | Nearer ana nearct my footsteps wend which the femininy' reforuicr o often affects. A | played tn Chivaso betwats AlrCiuareh Hetter, of this d evening st the Reanion Church. 5 Arcr and nearer 1oy JOGrHeIe Sod. 1ow-crowned black. steuw hut #et squarely on (hid, | ity sud e 0, . LEwin, of Boston. Masg o 3 cr‘eni e e F.n“e::; ({v‘ nvmclhch x)x;‘nnung arer and nearer my father's door—- tied securely on by a black tissue veil beneath the Hefter's move. e Fullerton-Avence Chore w { am under bis roof once more, chin; a black water-proof cape-clonk; a short | 11—18 2ols The T, CCONOREGATIONAL. Now I am safc in my dear old home, dress, revealing a stout psir of feet in & stout parr | =18 gl pihe Rev, Churles Dall Everest preaches at | Never, O aover, again to rosm. of shoes; an umbrella; and a very large black teav- | oS-, L el meath Churer } Josern D, TCRKxY. eling-bag, conetitnted this ungraceful ontfit; ont 18-23 e --m-“ins' B lams v\lll. preach at the —— : from it all a very sweet, friendly face beamed. 26~19 _%h fin llsxeeFL “uhi“ 10:45a. m. Yet, in spite of this, any one of taste who kncw 17—22 Gt Rew B By l]f::“Llc[ivi?{ Lincoln Park NATURAL SELECTION, something of form, and carves, and color, conld | 18=1% | f Pl o L L 51 nrl Inrestigators of Natural Science have demon- { Dot help being in a way irritated at this direct and (o) After the game was folshed. Mr. Heftor replaced complacent outrage on everything beautiful. The piacid face seemed 10 return your look with an ex- pression that said plainly, **1know that you think 'm a guy. bot I em noti 'itis you, poor cowardiy conformér to tyrant Fashion, in your pull-backs and trails, thatis the guy. I am only a sensible, comfortable woman, whose example you will some time be glud, perhaps, to foliow. " My viudictive internal resoonse to this might have run something like this: -*Not if the Court know hereelf, and she think she do. BEITER TO DIE OF TRAILS AND PULL-BACKS— a8 I'm not sure but we shall—than {0 pat oneseif in a pillory of ngly perversity, where we shall die all the same, but of the slow torture of mortification. Give us comfort, by all means; give us a reform in dress, but give it to us in some form of comeli- ness, and notin a form that itritates and diegusts every artistic eye." The placid-faced guy in the water-proof, how- ever, understood nothing of this, and benignly, a8 thts species always do. went on with her accapa- tion, to-wit: her lunch. Taking advaniage of ner carly departure, 1 asked the ing and trim waiter- the pieces at this position, and suggested the following in the morning, aud the Rev. George 1. Peeke in for 8 draw: Yy the evening; subject: atural 8: cnri_;u&un Character Contrasted. ™ Lol v —The Rev. G. W. Mackie will preach in thy South Park Church, corner of 1'hkl!r-,lhird umc: in u’fi‘ mlgrmnf. o E —Xhe Rev. J. Dumpirey, Secretary of the A. B. C. F. M., will preach in Lethany Charch, corner ©of Paulina and West Huron Streets, at10:45 2. m. und “‘k‘l‘ lIliu. (i‘.‘ A‘Towlc At 7:30 p. m. —The Rev. ancerveer will ad Sacrament of the Lord" Supper n‘x‘ fl)‘:’:‘i‘é‘i‘.’ l:z‘fg 40d Wil presch 8t 7:43 p. m. in the Union Park strated beyond controversy that throughout the animal kingdom the * survival of the fittest ” is the only law that vouchsafes thrift and perpe- tuity. Does pot the same principle govern the commercial prosperity of man? An inferiorcan- not supersede asuperiorarticle. IHustrative of this principle are the family medicines of R. V. Pierce, M. D., of Builalo, Y. By reason of superior merit, they have outrivaled all other medicines. Their sale in the United States alone exceeds one million dollars per sunum, while the amount exported foots up to several hun- dred thousand more. No business could grow to such gigantic proportions and rest upen any other basis than that of merit. It is safe to say that no medicine or combination of medicines set discovered equals or can compare with Dr. 8- 1= 203-DOUBLE, CORNER. K Greenlce, L%I‘nnue:%gm GAME XO. By Mr. Fran A 3, BETHODIST. - Daniels oreaches at :::i::%’xge‘gl?‘;?fls";?‘In- Il&!m‘?:isc:::? it e lr. Schiasser thls evening. Sm%;C!ll‘urchnthh‘H:l:ll::r preaches at the Ada —1the Rev. Dr. Thomas will preach j Pl fev. W. W. Painter in the even- —The Rev. T. C. Clendennt Pierce’s Golden M Langles Avense Con _mn lerce’s Golden Medical Discovery, for the cure y o o T reb, girl what_tne lady's name was. Giving ft, she S P S R of coughs, colds, and all pulmonary and blood | $aid: *-She's a very odd-dressing lady, but she's | somsy | S9h @l 10 |332% witis, g oot Sin affections. If the bowels be constipated and | very ladylike in her ways, and she has the best (a) This game was suggested to me by TurfGame d liver sluggish, his Pleasant Purgative Pellegs | [BI0SS (0 €at!” She's onlyhad her lunchnows | Noo1449. Tshouid be picused it any of Tuz Taisusn ets | ype's coming back here todinner after tbe theatre, | Crlilca would show & draw for white nfter this 23— move s mi ‘ending sdmits of many variations, Ohb, power of money! 1 had no doubt myself that mdec The P sieet-faced guy was ladslike fo her \ways; but | DuLTthink ke shove iineof play the only way 1o wia. Ivery muck doubt If my Urig and trim walter-girl —_————— i would have discovered It and dwelt upon it €0 STANZA strongzly, if she hadn't proved the depthof her )y baving ** the best thinas lo eal.” Some-* £aid once that even the waiter-girle of Boston | There are, "tis eaid, some skilifal ones who know read Emerson. It may be: bat I'm very sure that | To read the very workings of the mind thie particular waiter-girl was a long way off from | Upon the countenance, for thither g0 an Emersonian judgment. Naturally enough, she | Life's deede, as carvers strange of varied kind, judged after the manner of her kind. And make impressions wont to stay behind: But let us jumnp from all these things—these fn- | And so. methinks, did Sin release the race, artietic discords—into Boston's earthly paradise,~ | Apa all in Jove the Heavenly Kingdom fnd, the }ggl;; Garden.Look at the tulip-beds, Soon kindly carvery, vying, would retrace HUNDRED TULIPS ALL IN BLOOM God's image, a8 of old, upon the 2n face. within that border of green. Eigat hundred mira- | e Joloahca et will give prompt relief; while his Favorite Pre- scription will positively, verfectly, and perma- neutly cure those weaknesses and ¢ drageing down gensations peculiar to females. In the People’s Gommon-Sense Medical Adviser, an illustrated work of nearly one thousand pages, the Doctor has fully discussed the principles that underlie health and sickness. Price $1.50, post-pard. Adapted to old and young, single ::d m’u-rlefl. Address R. V. Pierce; M. D, orld’s Dispensary and Invatids’ Hotel, Buffalo, ~The ltev, S, avepts S 5 o e ~The Rev. Dr. Babcocl bhta, Aeliver temperance scrmon 1ol pLegeiBbls. wil Berof North LaSalle and White etreets, sog o ey, J. Atkineon will preach n the eventors 0® eveide Rer. Dr. Gurney wiil preach morning and = . Dr. Williamson wil Our Laymen's Gospel Meetings. Pt prriet Rimball wil deliver au° addrees : oraing, and the Rev. T P Myeon it preach tn the evening b 1he Gragt Pises —The Rov. J. Caldwell will presch In ths marn. THE SOCIAL WORLD. Fashionable Amusements of the Past Week. ‘Weddings that Have Been and Are to Be---Club Parties, Etc. Dresses at a May-Day Party---Bonnets and Other Trifles. CHICAGO. KILMORE—CUAPIN. Among the qulet events of the week was the wedding of Mr. J. W. Kilmore to Miss Ida E, Chaptn, both well-known society people of the West Side, The ceremony was performed by the Rev. J. M. Caldwell, at the Ada Strect M. E. Church. The young couple immediately proceed- ed to their new home, No. 485 Fulton street. GLOWER—CICOTTE. DETHOIT. In Detroit, Thursday, May 2, at 5 p. m., Misa Gertrude E. Cicotte, daughter of E. V. Clcotte, Eeq., was marsied to J.-J. Blower, of thie city, at the residence of the bride's parents, No. 315 Jef- ferson avenue. The affair was very quiet and un- pretentious, none but relatives and afew imma- dlate friends being present. BRISTOL—FRISBIE. Thursday afternoon at 2 a'clock the Tnion Church at Morzan Park was the scene of the happy wedding of the Rev. Frank M. Bristol, the popu- lar young pastor of the Methodist Church at En- rlewood, and Miss Nellie Frisble, daughter of W. C. Frisble, Esq., of Morgan Park, The ceremony was performed by the Rev. J. M. Caldwell, of this city. MEARS—ADLAW. Roderick H. Mearsuna Miss Sarah Adlaw were hapoily married at 272 Aberdeen street, last Tues- day evening, the Rev. George F. Coshman, D. D., oficiating, and Mr. John Adlaw and fiss Anna Miller acting as groomsman and bridesmaid, The wedding was strictly private. PROSPECTIVE BLISS. Mrs. Hattie C. Clapp, the beautifal and accom- lished young widow of the late Col. S, Clapo, of Butiato, . Y. will be united in marriage on the 23d inst. 1o Nr. Will S. Uenshaw, a_promising young lawyer of this city. They will make BufTalo, N. Y., thelr futurc home. ; ‘The’ marringe of Mr. Herman Lesserand Miss Etta Friedberg will occur the evening of the 19th inst. Mr. Signoy Soule, late of Aberdeen, Scotland, is reported engazed to a Michizan avenue belle. Next Taesday Cincinuati will witness one of the largest woddinzs the city has ever had. the parties to the contract being Miss Clara T. Lowman, daughter of Mr. lsaz¢ Lowman, fo Mr. Samrel Leopold, junior partner of the firm of Leopold, Keep & Co., this city, SOCIAL AND CLUB NOTES. The Rev. F. M. Bristol aud his bride were ten- dered a reception Thursday evening at their new home on Sixty-third street, corner of Steward avenue, by the membhers of his church and his friends in Englewood. The reception resembled in a mensure the old-fashioned donation partics, us ench guest brought them some article of rovender, such as wonld be needed in house- Reeping, 'some additional presents and quite a snug sum of woney were displayed among those which were bronght from Morgan Park. The bright parlors were thronged throughout the evening with guests. Queen Esther Chapter No. 41, 0. E. S., save o very cnjoyable socizble Thursday eveninir, ut the Bazar parlors of Morse & Stevens, Nos. 113 and 115 State strect, in honor of the ofiicers of the General Grand Chapter, Order Eastern Star, who have been in attendance upon that grand body in this city during the past week, Music was far- nished by the Chicazo Quartette, ana_dancinz was kept up till a late hour. Among the notables from abroad who were present may bs mentioned the foltowing: Thomas M. Lamb, Past Grand Secre- tary, Massachusetts: J. J. Sproul, Pest Gra Secretary, New York: Mrs. E. Burton, New Yorl Addie C. S. Boris, Grand Matron, Connecti- rs. William Foley, Grand 3tron, Mis- gouriz Mrs. M. A. Hepler, Grand Matron, Kansas: Mrs. Nettie Rousford, Past 3[atron, Quecn Esther Chapter No. 3, Indianapolis; and W.. D. Engle, G. C. Secretary Grand Chapter, Indiana, besided many prominent members of tha Order residing in this city. The Alliance Club, o literary and social organi- zation among the peoble of Prof. Swing's congre- tion residing on the West Side, was orzanized an. 24, and has had a very eratifying and success- ful career, meeting twice o month, Thursday evening lust it met at the house of Prof. Samuel Willard, No. 327 Fulton street. A very interesting aper was read by Col. A. N. Waterman, on **The Pelfeation of Nature, foliowed by a lively dis- cussion of the topic. ' Oflicers for the next year were chosen 08 follows: President, Dr. Samuel Willard; Vice-Presidents, Leonard Swett, Mrs, E. A. Gibson, Mrs. F. M. Corby: Secretary, Miss Sarah A. Willard; Executive Committee, E. B. Sherman, IL L. Ensign, Mrs, C. H. Clemons, Misées A. A. Culverand E. A. Emers. The Club stands adjourned till Oct. 17. The third open meating of the Hawthorne Liter- ary Society, which was held last Tuesday evening at’ Kopf's Hall, corner Blue Island avenue and Fonrteenth street, was well attended, and wasa success in all respects. A 8olo by Misk Rooka was very well rendered, and was followed by readings by Misses Roaves ‘and Tapper and Mr. Hopkins. The comic ditties by Mr. Flournoy, a burnt-cork specch on the ** Power of Music,” oy Jr. George Garrow, and & burlesque temperance. lecture by Mr. Bell, were all received with much mirth and spplauge. The Hawthorne Quartette, composed of Miuses Rooks and Schuttler, and Messre, Bauer and Rooks, clozed the programme with the beauti- fal part song. **Moonlight on the Lake." After the close of the enterrainment & half hour wos spent in roclal converse, On the occasion of the nstallation of officers of the St. George's Society, Monday evening, (M Alexander Cook being the new Chirman), te r tiring President, Mr. Georze E. Gooch, was pre- sented by the Society with an elegant mantel-set. Dr. . B. Walker made the” presentation-uddres: and Mr. Gooch returned thanks for the Lonor coi ferrea upon him. ‘At a meeting of the *‘Sisters of Harmony ™ held on the 5th inst., the Secretary of the Soclefy, 3irs. with an cleg: necklace and locketas a token of apprecia her valuable services. After the presentation the mempers enjoyed themsclves ata sociable cofice arty. pAhon( fifteen couple gave Miss Tinnt a very pleasant and most agreeable rurprise, Friday even- ing, as ber new residence on Park avenac. evening was spent very pleasantly in danci ginging. Instrumental music was I Miss L. Moore, and some fine singing was rendered by the Central Park quartette, Messrs. Sayles, Dreckman, Sayles, and Henre Mr. Tom Harris Fleckenstein, of No. 271 West Cnicagzo avenue, is sald to have handsomely enter- tained a select party of twelve persons Jast Thurs- day evening, the occasion being his 2Gth birth- day. Deacon Randall, of St. Paul's Methodist Charch, was made the reciplent one evening last week of 2 handsome gola-bound baton, an elezant volume of hymns, aud 2 floral Iyre, from the officers snd members of the church and Sabbath-school. A brilllant and fashionable audience assembled at Standard Hall last Tuesuay evening 1o wituess the sparkling comedy entitled, ‘‘A Scrap of Paper,” enacted by the **Players ” for the benefit of the Chicago Flower Mission. The dramatical entertainment given in the lec- ture~-room of Unity Church last Thursday nigit, for the beneiit of the Industrial School for Girls, wasa pronounced succees in cvery particular, The eo- ciety-comedy_**Does lle Love Her?"” and the com- edictts, **A Mormng Call,” wereacted by a com- petent cust, including the following youns ama- teurs: Mrs. Dudley Wilkinson, Miss Harmon, Miss Woodard, Mr. Martin, Mr. Root, and Mr. Tarners. quiw a large number of friends pave Mr. James F. Snow and sister, Miss Lillie, 8 surprise Wednes- day evening at their residence, No.G12 West Jack- £on &treet. It was avery pleasant affair, Fitz- gerald furnished the rpusic. The reception given by Mr. and Mrs. D. Rath- born, of the Glen House, No. 177 Monroe street, last Thursday niznt, was well attended. Wednexday evéning a very delightful social party occurred at the residence of Mrs. James Irons, No, 499 West Adams street. ‘The Young People’s Union of Lincoln Park Con- grezation Church 2ave their closing entertainment of the scuson Friday evening. The excellent pro- gramme and well fllled house reflect zreat credit on the manggement. The Spring Lake Housc, Michigan, was opened Any 1 by Mr, J. H. Vickers, an experienced hotel m; an. Willlam C. Tgel, Frank F. Lewis, and Arthor E, Havens have been dishonorably discharged from the National Guard by order of "the Governor, for eneral inattention to duty while memberaof A ‘ompany, First Kegimert. Lackey’s Zouaves had an inspection _and social hop at their armory, Nos. 192 and 194 Washington street, Thursday evening. ANNOQUNCEMENTS, Saturday afternoon, May 18, the corner-stone of the new Firet Regiment armory on Jackson street will be [aid with {mposing mwilitary and Masonic ceremonies, Allthe misitary orcanization in the city, and probably eome from a distance, willjoin {n the parade. In the eveninz a gzrand promenade concert and dress parade will be given at the Expo- sitiop Building, the tickets of admission costing 70 cents. Pound will command an - orchestra of fifty musicians on that occasion, St. Stephiens’ Gnild gives a May party Tuesday eventng at the Hall, No. 147 Twellth street, corner of Clinton. The Evanston Social Club will give the popular comedy entitled **A Scrap of Paper,” at their rooms Thursday evening next. The United Pleasure Club holds fts first annual complimentary May party at Grecnepaum's Hall Thuraday evening. The lady friends of the Pleiades Social Club will hold their )h{ party at Parker's Hall, corner of Halsted and Madison streets, next Friday evening. The Queen City Club will give a party Tuesday night at Central Academy to their lady friends, he Garden City Pleasure Club will zive thelr calico May party Thuraday next at Shrum’s Acad- emy, corncr Green and Washingzton streets. A testimonial May party will be given to Prof, Carr Toesday eveningat the corner of Green and Wn!h‘gmn streets, ‘The Eareka Club will give a complimentary May, arty, which will bo the closing reception of its hird serfes, next Friday evening at Lincoln Hall. PERSONAL. 3fiss Clara N. Squircs has returned home from a few weeks’ visit at Rockford, 1. Miss Jennie §. Oakley {s now **at home " at No. 80 Ozden avenue. The Misses Goodrich, formerly of Park avenue, have removed to No. 418 Michizan avenue. Mr. Charles B. Macdonaid salled for £urope from New York yesterday, and will bs absent probably four moaths. Willfam Blanchard, Esq., and family, of Ev- anston, bave taken apartments at the Gardner. Mr. and Mry. J. S. Kimmelstiel. nce Ballenberg, have returned to the eity, and are at the Gardner Houae. . Mr, H, Jackson will leave this city Wednesday mext for Denver and Culifornia for a pleasure trip. Mrs. Sarah A. Hill and her daughter, Miss Carrie M.. of Springteld, Mass., are visiting their son and brother, Mr. George {I. Hill, at No. 201 Murshiield avenae. Mrs. William L. Plerce, nee Carrie L. Lyman, will receive her friends at ber new home, No, 1728 Indiana avenue, on Tuesdays in May, SOCIETY TOPICS. 1f you want to take the gimp outof a stack-up man, mistake him for the street-car conductor, and offer him your fare as he comes along. A Chicago man is trying to organize & company which shall insure husbands and wives against clopement as well as death.. Loss2s to be paid with promptuess and dispatch. Instead of sittinz up nights and wearing the down on her cheek off on some fellow's vest, anfln- disna zirl has during the last year made $600 by oultivating broom-corn. The attistic taste displayedin the trimmed bats and bonnets of the (rm of Hagedon, Boyle & Co.1s the aubject of zeneral remark, and in this respect they fairly rival the Parisian importations. Their £ucceas has obliged them to greatly enlurge their retail aepartment, and they novw have at Nos. 42 and 4+ Madison street, between State street and ‘Wabash avenue. one of the finest and most com~ plete retail millinery establishments in the West. No bird is actually on the wing. The wings are on the bird. One ol the most important business changes of the ecason is the opening at Nos, 122 and 124 State strect of a general aepartment store by the management of Stein's popular store. This iy the only establishment of the kind west of New York City, and the crand opening, which takes place Tuesday next, will be of interest to the public. There will be over twenty-iive different depart- meuts, inctudng everyihing in the line of crock- ery, cutlery, and all descriptions of fancy goods, When the royal bady of Lrazil cries bis nnrse re- marks. in pure Castilian, ‘! Now. von Luiz Maria Philippe de Alcantara Gastao lizuel Raphacl Gabriel Gonzaga, you just keep quiet.” A very attractive place just now is Wolcott's art voom. In addition to the imiprovements inthe store itself therc are several puntings of rare ex~ cellence on exhibition, including works by Carac- ecilo, Zamacois, Wust, Augero, Knwassiz, Doll, Hetcel, Varmier, Casanova, Hulk, Miznot, Wilte, Heinisch, etc., etc. They are for sale. ‘There will be a greater interest in the transit of Mercury as summer progresses. When the mer- cury transits towards the top of the thermometer tube then it becowes interesting. 1f you wonld ke¢e what cunning hands can ac- complisa in wood carving, painting, etc., step into the Swixs, store, 50 Madison street. The New York gossips have selected a husbana for Mrs. A. T. Stewart. That lady can never, uever forget their kindness. Strange as it may appear, nevertheless its afact all can be convinced of thut the remarkable low prices now being advertised by Spiezel & Co., 251 and 253 Wabashavenue. are not mercly **leaders™ to deccive the pubdlic, but that every article in tast beuutiful new stock of furnitare will be sold equally low. The attempt to drive long skirts ont of fashion has been an utter_ failure in the case of every lady who weurs # No. 5 shoe or over. Cabinets of Modjeska and others, and beantifu) new frames. Lovejoy & Foster. It 18 impossiole to find a good-looking woman in Russia who woulan't rather wed a conpirator than a trusted oflicial. Messrs. C. . Kimball & Co. have sold carriages to go to five ditferent Stutes during the past week, And now Clara Morris forbids the newspapers saying that she panders to tae cmotional in her acting. Sae simply panders to cash. One of the best 1llustrations of the actual retarn o a gola basis is the low prices for plsin and dec-- orated fancy gouds and teble ware at Ovineton's. . Jennie June says that putty color is very fash. ionable. It's very putty. Whtle Ghormlcy's superb costumes sre mniver- eally acknawledged as superior in artistic finash to any produced inthis country, his ‘prices are very moderate, often lower than those of inferior mo- dists. s desizns are the only.0acs we have seen of American production showing real Parisian genius. No wonder a ehip 1s called **she.” She has shifts, stays, an apron, hooks und eyes, ping, caps, and rtbbons, hoods, poppets, and a husband. e Personai—Mrs. C. M. King, 161 State street, re- turned from New York yesterday. The dinner dressea she will show the Comine weck, tocether with *‘novelties " in miilinery, will be well worth secing. 3 Charlotte Cushman didn’t leave money for a big monument, and 8 310 stone marks her grave. Messrs, C. B, Kimball & Co. have just receivea one of those elezant landaulet rockaways that even excels the one so much admired a short time since. All their stockis well worth seeing, this e<pecially o, Mre. Rousby, the English actress, had some an- gry words with Bandmann, an adapter of plays, whereapon Bandmann seized her by the arm, struck her, and flung her into a corner. Band- mann now-occuples a corner himeelf in jail. Time makes all things oven. For twenty-seven years a New Hampshire husband kept taunting his wife with the fact that her brother was once in jail. Last week his mother was srrested for set~ tinga barn on fire, and the wife snifs and says: ** Nice family vou sorung from!" No. The widow Oliver was not invited to thal Cleveland wedding. L New York has “ ast_discovered that one of her ‘restaurant-keepers {s a Baron, and his nose docsn't look balf e red as It did when he was s, be simply a loafor. RECIETIES What next? The **Mother Habbard” bat, en- llrfilylne;',a intrgcllncefl ll»{ fl;lc popnlar millinery and cloak firm. Messrs. Hotchkin, 3 137and 130 State. by NEW YORK. A BMAY FEAST. Spectal Correspondence of The Tribuns NEW York, May 8,—A week g0 to-day a leader of fashionable society received her friends in her charming suburban home in response to an invita- tion shich had summoned them there to partici- pate 1 a **May feast.” Contrary to the nsual course, old Probabilities, who is violently ascree to lawn parties ““and euch,” smiled benignly on the day, and the weather had sl] the balmy sofz- ness of June, with the incipient summer sweetness that May biolas. All this digeession leads me to the point whenee I stould have etarted. Among the 150 toilbttes displayed to my acmiring view, there were not perhaps more than twenty-five which had not been prepared for this occasion. Conseguent- 1y, they were all new, fresh, and elegant, and to be regarded as models for such occasions during the scason. I have so many in mind that T would like to tell You of that I scarcely know where to begin. Perhaps it is a courtesy I owe my charming hostess to let her lead the llst. ~A very decided branctte, the colors distinguishing her torlette were stnikingly becoming. A long. plainly-gored skirt of black velvet cut in sharp points around the bot- tomshowed beneath them s fine pleating of amber satin. ‘Tie polonaise of soft foulard of the same shade was bordered by the pleating, and over it feil a ecant ruflle of black lace. On the left side the polonaise was canght up aimost to the belt with long loops of black velvet and a large cluster of Jagueminot roses. The neck iscat to the waist line in a elender heart-shaped opening, filled in with crosewiee rows of black lace, und 4 bunch of the rich, glowing roses. The slceves reach slizht- 1y below the clbows, and arc finished by three rufiies of lace. Onthe left slecve among tne lzce is placed a spray of hail-opencd buds. A caquet- tish Gainsborough of fine black chip, with n scarf of Spanish lace twisted about the crown, and a cluster of roses benenth the upturned brini, coin- pleted this lovely toilette. Anotier very presty and peculiar dress was of some_soft, light, all- woolen goods, in color a hanasome dark blue. The upper part of the dress, that is from neck to well upon the hipe, was zn exquisitels-6tting Princess robe. Just ot this line was attached the remaining por- tion of the dress, which consisted of a Kilt ekirt set upon the ontstds of the upper portion. thus having an upright heading, which was lined with pale blue silk. 'The bottom of the skirt was finished by a bias fold of the silk about one and a halt inches wide. Around the neck was inserted an odd sort of yoke arrangement of the pale blne s1lk. This yoke was pointed front and back, but was quite narrow upon the ehounlders. The sleeves had deep-pointed cuffs of pale biue, and & large bow of the same was placed In the back where the pleated skirt be- gins. A navy-blue straw hat with roiling brimand pointed crown was worn with this costume, and was trimmed with folds of pale blue silk, and a cluster of emall searlet flowers. ANOTHER VERY STYLISIL TOILETTE had an underskirt of dark-green silk ornamented with threc narrow-gathered rufles, each prettily inked at the bottom. The overdress was of some ovely spring fabric, —something like the beantiful vine-apple fabrics in texture, only slightly heavi- er. Itshowed an inch-wide stripe of moderately dark green, but lizbter than the silk skirz, and an- other stripe of arich cream color. Tnere was a polonaise which was tight-Atsing in the back, but which wasalmost perfectly loose in front. From under the arms came a broad beit of darik-green silk more thana tinger's length in width, and beantifully embroidered in a vine of cream-tinted blossoms. A large rozette of both colors fastencd the belt in front. * I think I have before mentioned these broad embroidered beits as a fashionable goseity. They arc very preity, and are gencrally becoming, especially to young ladies of ‘tall and slight fizure. . They afford excellent opportuaity to display the deftness of one’s fingers, for they make dellwhtfal fancy work, snd most young la- squares, the two corners o a pretty little pendant ::rvu:n'nrexfi“&['l Crooiy and green. The cloeves ate of the sie oo, Skt 8ad Bave up the onteide & pocalisr apnped ration of silk. This fashion of trimming jag 00 seam of u siceve 15 becoming quita s 28,10 03r often u very pleasinz appenranve, - frstey A the WSt afe 0150 cut in squares, showing pac it a deep ruille of rich Valentiennes, ogs it and green_ribbon close the pulonajse seLttta frout. ~Accompanying thus tastefa; 1ol W delicate creain-tinted chip bat, ine brim droop; in front and ¢ the sides, 300 upturned ag o0 glose auainst the erown. A murland art Ok leaves, very durk and shininz, sha fap o 80 cream-colored llowers ure the. sola gaeufiis 24 parasol of dack green, lined with cream ol fl:'r". 1 aving on the top u smaly clasty i caves of the toivers that adorn the hay, CrooPits ried with this very handsome ouedr, v TR G Al S ONE MORE DRESS, eave the - May feastersn undisturbed_enjoyment. Tt bud a sy of Lyl 2ray sk trimmed with & gathere Haqaey CrLEM Eras brocade, this latter oiged wity & §op L SArer pleating of plain sik, polonase of bogy g L2H0W #mooth un Tlam_m front, and having 5 500 broad triple pleat. jnst below the belt fn the LS A fine pleating of laln silkc bargera hine Bk, Decp cufs and_brond collar are o 13 gl gray. ‘A gray chib of exquisite shade ooy PR delightful shape has the brim faced wioy o, 205 and the erowi wreathed with a full garsgy 2} 8¢ mostfragrant, most lovely of Gowere. oLilt blossoms blushing pinkily. The pamaor DS svith this charmunz toilette was made of procss witha stick of smoked pearl. There porooide, this dress an eloguent simplicity af quag % deficacy of color tbat were very atesaise. . 2% Just now in millinery there aj fing cities to be expected. 1o starllogngy, 1 d'l;)flfl FIRST BONNETS ave come and been seen and admirg cvery day shous s cometning Tovelor fos L% gestérday, and 10-morzow hus ever rarer pragit | the cars when she has to stand.” dies who wear them have male them. The bottom of this polonaise i3 cat in in store, thes are._rather motiftation: sivles. * Certainly bonneta aad hats were e lovelier. and how the head of tne fanily cag o * Eluin of the price of a honnet whep eauty is more than I can understand. The 1 straws are very handsome, and, moremmsd noveltics, but the delicate Chips, the fins straws, and the ever-beautiful Léghoms peb oid first cnoice. - Indecd, Tam told by oar mijjrce 8 escellence that more of these Tatter are g 3 scason than for seversl season e Be seas jtg 1 think 1t shows an impravement g ead To my mind there is Tothing ‘!a clegat. 80 refned in appearance Dreclude over-oruamentation, ang iy ey ceo their charm. Like velvet, the less yog poo'cy them, the better and ricler s the efect. Ayt band of velvet and o full flowine plame aro e most appropriate trimming. And fhen fhe gruit ful shapes! Who does not cdiire them? o, are few faces so irredeemably plain aud deroly 1y surmction that' the cracefnl contour of & 4t pliable Levhorn does not impart to them an e charm. T mast not fuil to tell yon coon sheacs lovely fans, the new stockinzs, which are” peocs enongh to fempt Santa_Clans into stealing tae) fnstead of llinz them Should we hae ther o3 Caristmas; and the new shocs, and fadeg s hundred lovely things thatare fairly distractine 19 me. Marrs, THE DEACON'S THEOLOGY, 4 deacon in the church was he. Gud-fearinz, binat, and earnest, With thotehiin face and twinkling eyes; Hiy creed was cailed the sternest’ Of all the creeds in town; and yet "Twus simplest, purest, etrongest, Sald he, ** Pl back it "gin the best, An’ see which stands the longest, *Nor. of 1 leadan upright lito, Strict orthodox. an’ blamelese, While uthers run &n' riot tarough A coursc I reckon shameless; AR T 'tend church, an’ toil. an’ strive Through ecourgin’ trisls disheart'nin' 1 ouxht to go to Hesven 3ure, An' tney'to Hell, that's sartin. ¢4 Now, John, my son, don't bfiave fn Hell, An’ so I stand azin him; * For.’—thus | ar: f thers aln't, Why how kin Heavea win him?' But John sez tcet thar *ain't no Hell, An’ thet ‘we needn't fear it,' Thet *doin’ right becanse of Hell Don't show no Lev'aly spirit." ‘*Ef thar's no Hell fer us in view, To keep us straleht through terror, Derned ef Iscetne "tarnel use * Iu tryin’ to keep from error. Bat thar's the Gospel—wich respects Nor rank nor no condition— Sez all who don’t bzlieve in Chnat Shell go down to perdition. * ¢4 Now, John hez becn about the world, Sailed over all it aceans— Ap’, bein’ abroad. hie's gone astray ‘Throuzh all them cuz’us notions. He's cheerful, kind, an' thet: but then He's heathen, like a Tark {3; An’ sez the Book, thongh not inspired, A goad an’ ancient work fs. ¢+ 0Of course I can't take stock in John; T cun’t 50 "zainst my Bidle— ‘To go astray with thet in hand, One would e douply li'ole. He sez ke *needs no book, no chareh, ‘To tell him what's his duty,” N An’ ez fer *storin’ wealth 1o Heaven, Jle kecrs fer no sich booty. ¢4 But what ood is it fer a man Who "tends at.ev'ry meetin, To think thet good an' wicked folks In {leaven he mast be greerin'? 0OF course the Lord discriminates, An’ cnooses His anointed— Compellin' sinners an’ ail sich To take their place appointed. *4Now, Johu accepts no ‘raving grace’ (1°s given me uiuch sorrer), An’ sez *Redemption 8in’s his neea,” An' * Decth provoles no horror.” flc 2ez, *Ef Goc made all the world, He also made the Devils An’ s, ef crime exists, He Is Respons'ble fer the eril.” 4 Thet we shonld ‘practice good toall Because it's right un’ humar, ' An’ thet * no brimstun fire nor Hell Will narm nor man nor woman.” Yet, ef I live an uprizhtlife. = Am scourged with trialy disheart'sln’, T ought to %0 to Heaven sure— Sinners to Hell, thet's surtin.” LeaNDER P. RICTARDSON. NEw Yors, May 1. GOD SPEED THE TEMPERANCE CAUSE God speca the temperance canse, With is sustaininz hacd, That it may do & noble work Throughout the Iand. It aims to help and bless; It seeks to lift and ssve Deludzd ones from that sad fate A drunkard's grave. Behold the bitter tears, The crime, the want, and wo, Fhat cometh from the carse of drink~ Life's darkest foe. Sce, honor, wealth, and home, Hope, life, and happine: That, drifting on, are lost beneath The dark abyss! An"% hehar the orhphan'u L'fim @ heggar's hitter tale; And what 13 dieper, sadder still, A woman's wail. 2 God speed the temperance canse, And bless it far una near, Ugtil the iyrant of the land ball disappear. Cricsco, May, 1878, Epwarp A. BAZUA ik e e el RENUNCIATION. 1 Yrrite of love," you eay, with & smile . On your pesfect lips, in yoar gold-brown eresi A smile that is hurdly free from guile— A sncer that is hid 1o a tender Zuise. Love! I repeat to myself with scorn— T want no more of it here on Earth; 1 want no more of the thing base-bora, With its Iying words ana its painted mirth With fts glitter. and tineel, and sweet folse fot] And its soft white breasts that rise and swelly With ita turing eses and its clinging ki, And its tbrobbing heart that is false as Hell: Love! Good God. I could langh alond When I look ot you sitting there, fai tent, And think of my oul in 1ts stirless shroud, Waose whiteness is blackened, and cramb and rent! Fa¥yT DBISCOLL rand o>~ ——eT——— The Remark the Conductor Made. New York Times. Scene in a densely-crowded Third-avenue dn‘;i Three women, friends (one of them pale, ¥ e eviaently weak), enter at Sixty-third suee One of the trio, stout and cood lofiklflgvm Eiven aseat by an impressionable geatlen: ey "he weak woman holds by a strap, swings and fro, and seens momentarily i@ danzerw Men scated on_both sides watch I falling. z as though mentally betting how soon :“1 i fall. At Thirty-second sticet she does Loy a little commotion ensues. The busom Vmu T says from her scat: -*Ah! sheoften T[hlifl s the ductor atops the car, endeavors to earry vt limp, unconscious woman, and asks for “i‘eue: ance. Those who have seats desire to o them; those who have not hope tnat some > mane sitter may rise and give them a2 oon:l tunity to slip into bis place. They even gl;-'w at having to make way for tbe qu carry his burden. With much effort he o her on the sidewalk, and seats her on 2 il door-atep, where he leaves ber, sunwrh‘a“ A her two friends. Returning to the car & dignaunt, and manitestly ready to ':A’l‘":lkke ‘:bs:!:‘ ot somebody,” he remarks: bozal } think I've got o ull load of pork-t e.