Casper Daily Tribune Newspaper, August 23, 1924, Page 2

gvsseerer ix PAGE TWO. Che Casper Dailp Cribune MEMBER THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusivery en- titled to the use for publication of all news credited in this paper and also the local news published herein. Member of Audit Bureau of Circulation (A. B. ©. The Casper Daily Tribune issued every evening and The Sunday Morning Tribune every Sunday, at Casper, Wyoming. Pub- lication offices: Tribune Building, opposite postoffice. Entered at Casper (Wyoming) postoffice as second class matter, November 22, 1916. Business Telephones --- ~-~ 15 and 16 Branch Telephone Exchange Connecting All Departments By J. E. HANWAY and E. E. HANWAY Advertising Representatives. Prudden, King & Prudden, ness niaeer aldg., Chicago, Ill, 286 Fitth Ave. a Ph ists Bidg,, Boston, Mass., Suite 404 Sharon Bldg,, 55 New Montgomery 8t., San Francisco, Cal. Copies of the Daily Tribune are on file in the Now York, Chi- cago, Boston and San Francisco offices and visitors are welcome. 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Except for a brief recess in midsum- mer the criminal courts of the country grind the year round. The criminal charges tried range from murder down. Every trial adds its share to the sum total and the law abiding taxpayers set- tle the bill. There has been much said about the cost of government and the rapid in- crease of taxes. One way to reduce the cost of government and cut the tax bill is to reduce crime, the most expensive item_jn the tax bill. There is a way to reduce crime and that is to show it no consideration what- ever. Grant it no quarter. Find no ex- cuses for it, And extend no sympathy in the form of flowers. Let it be known to criminals and wrong-doers, and pros- pective criminals and wrongdoers that punishment will be swift and sure, that trials will be fair, but justice will be Spartan. The citizen and taxpayer need not de- lude himself that the commissi crime is no concern of his. It criminal may pay with his life or h liberty, but the law abiding citizen and taxpayer pays in do! 8 and cents, The Democrats Estopped The success of the London conference furnishes a very substantial reinforce- ment to the president's «luim to the. re- newed confidence of the people. His administration has staked heavily on a solution of the reparations prob- Jem through the execution of the Dawes plan, the origin of which can be traced to Secretary Hughes’ New Haven speech in December, 19 In view of the solu- tion which the Dawes plan embodies, the dominant feeling will be that nothing should be permitted to interfere with the execution of the plan for Europe's eco- nomic rehabilitation, with which the American experts are so closely identi- fied and which depends so much for its final effectiveness upon the sympathetic co-operation of the United States gov- ernment, The Democrats can offer no al- ternative. They are now estopped even from proposing further co-operation with Europe through membership in the league of nations unless the “common judgment” of the people should be found to sanctfon that course. Since the way to Europe’s recovery is to be through this plan, the argument for retaining the present administration in power during the first four critical years of its appli: cation may reasonably influence a large body of independent voters. Again the Primary A staff writer on a Boston newspaper making a tour of the state of Massachu- setts reporting the political situation as he found had this to say regarding the primary situation in the Springfield. vi- cinity and especially Hampden county: “The local contests for county offices in which there are numerous candidates have disgusted many of the yoters, who say it is impossible for the yoters to decide intelligently such contests. They feel that the direct primary is a farce in many ways. Not only are the people pointing to these contests but to that for state treasurer, where by reason of the fact that there are six candidat J. Burrell of Med the office when impeachment ings were being started against him, proceed. may win. If Burrell wins there are many people in this district who would like to. see the Republican state conven. tion repudiate him and conduct a sticker campaign against him on election day, similar to that so successfully conduct: Sunday, jermon by 11:00, Text, Mark xii-29-30. Pi p. m., Catherine Prewett in charge. Sermon by the pastor, $00. p. m. Text, IT Cor. ix-1345. — i ‘ : mi : meeting. Lesson: Acts, 23rd » 4) f ter. ed for James Jackson against him in} tually worked they made average carn- 1920. ings of $9,81 a day, If they had worked 36) days their average earnings would have been £3,581. If they had taken only one day off each week, they would have earned an average of $3,070, or $785 more ‘than they did, 3 “Again, take the case of ten who made average earnings of $3, laid off an average of 110 days. daily earnings averaged $14.29. If they had worked 365 days-their-year’s: ea: ings would have averaged #5,216. If they had laid off an average of only one a week their earnings would have aver- aged $4,473 or $830 more than they did. tem, there is a sickening danger of his becoming such if the people do not, in the states normally Republican, rally to the ‘support of Coolidge and Dawes in such numbers and force as to their choice by the electoral college . os : jeers ; « and “The failure of the direct primary is evident if the primary vote is analyzed in any of the municipalities in this part of the state. Take Springfield for ex- ample. Two years ago, when the largest primary vote on record was cast, only 8,200 Republicans bbthefed to go to the lis and Jess than 4,500 Democrats. There were, 35,301 registered voters in the city, only about one third of whom participated in the most important pri- mary yet held. “How the voting phase of citizenship is taken in Springfield can be noted when it is shown that the city has an BY ELDEN SMALL ~ : iar fact that Georgia, one ncipal-slave-holding states of | the anior at and before the time of the} Sh Reta el 4 : , \. is Cy to James Oglethorpe by the king meetings and activi- 8: sured. ties announced Sunday morning. ; “Why do these uniong thus restrict the] of England in 1732 neither permitted | midweek service, (prayer. meeting, S ethten ay estimated population of 149,000, Its vot-] working time and Hhevearnta of their! nor forbade black slaves, but the colon-| Wednesday, 7:30 p. m. Rally ey, pia fhe time foc | fellow over there. ing lists indicate that Jess than fifty | members? First, to prevent the railway | ists themselves were op . In 1785 : Christian Sclenee services are held in the church, oaifion corner of Fourth and Grant streets, every Sunday morning at 11. o'clock, Testimonial meetings are held on ‘Wednesday evening at 8 o'clock. All are welcome to these services. Sun- day school for children up to the 4ge of 20 years, is held on Sunday per cent of yoters are registered and that less than forty per cent of ‘these registered actually yote at either pri- mary or election. ‘This means that the vote of Springfield, in these days of equal suffrage, represents less than one- seventh of the population.” Enlightening the Farmers Light is being shed with respect to railroad matters throughout Wisconsin, Minnesota, the Dakotas and other north- western states by the American Eco- nomic Institute. q One of the main features of the cam- paign is to point out that the chief rail- way planks of the LaFollette platform will not help the northwestern farmer, but on the contrary will bring nothing but economic and business ruin to him. The Institute has-a corps of speakers in the northwest endeavoring to explain some of the fallacies of the radical “eco. and railwny o1 tin d al 4 " Y operating expenses, and also nomics,” as expressed in the platform| ihe freight and passenger rates the pub: adopted by the labor leader sponsors for | jjo must pay, are increased. the LaFollette campaign. “Just why locomotive engineers and Western farmers have suffered from firemen, in view of their high rates of many things in the last few years. One nay under private ownership, should be of their troubles is freight rates higher n favor of public ownership is extremé- than before the war. The platform .on ly difficult to understand. The labor lead- which Senator LaFollette was indorsed ers anticipate that if public ownership at Cleveland by the labor leader confer-| should be adopted their influence in the ence did not ask for lower freight rates management of the railways would be for the farmer. Instead, the conference greatly augmented. Just why, in view of adopted merely:a plank which reads as the present policies. of the labor. lead: follows: ers regarding railway, working conditions Repeal of the Esch-Cummins act.| ang wages, the farmers or any other peo- Public ownership of railroads, with ple should believe that an augmentation Democratic operation and adequate safe} 6° the influence of the labor leaders in guards against bureaucratic control.” railway affairs would tend to reduco the It is pointed out by the Institute that] cost of transportation and the rates that the repeal of the Esch-Cummins act} must be paid for it, is impossible to m- would not directly reduce a single freight derstand.” rate, Freight rates could be reduced only % if the interstate commerce commission held them to be unreasonable. The thing which the radical railroad labor leaders wish to accomplish by repealing the Esch-Cummins act is not to lower freight rates but to abolish the Railroad Labor Board, which action would sooner or later result in such a raising of freight rates through raising of wages that the American farmer would be put out of business entirely, posed every member to get in line. an act was passed forbidding black slav- tein ses ery,although every other colony was Pe the business. - Two years previous, an act forbidding rum “was passed, which made Georgia also the first “dry” colony. However, while negroes might not be held in slav- ery, Georgia planters used white labor in what virtually amounted to slavery.| at 9:30 a. m. Reading room at 222 They were brought from Germany, and | Becklinger building is open each were sold to the colonists for and | Week day from 33 noon until 5 p. m. One such “slave! wae the prince of Wis: | — iw ne such “slave” was the prince oi r- tenberg, who addressed a memorial to tr ede een ony arte the king telling how he had. been ab-| 46:45 to 12:00, Strangers and new, ducted by a sea captain and enslaved,| comers to Casper are cordially invit. and demanding his freedom and redess. | ¢d. Tourists, come as you are. With black slaves all about them, the| The boys were in charge of the Georgia ‘colonists had a change of heart | Program of the Bunday ee Soon, and it lost its unique distinction | Week and did very well. | Neal Wol: as 2 “free” colony in 1749. Ard it fought : nd Chester Austin just as hard against “abolition” in the “50-60” period as its southern siste: management from being’ able to reply to demands for advance in wages, to show that the rates of pay are so high as to make possible such earnings. Secondly, to keep more men on the payroll. and thereby have more men available to pay dues to the labor unions. ‘ “Indirectly, this rule, like many oth- ers in effect, operates to inflate draey. expenses, and thereby inflate the freight and passenger rates the public must pay. The wages per day now paid by the rail- ways are Sufficient, if employes worked full time, to produce annual earnings for many employes which would be an effec- tive answer to demands for advances‘in wages. Beca however, the annual earnings of employes are restricted, the leaders of the labor unions are able to use them as an argument for higher rates of pay. When they are’successful in thus using them the daily rates of pay are in- creased and thus the railroad. payroll Sunday school at 2:30 p.m. Our ‘superintendent having moved to Colorado, it will be necessary to elect another. Come. b . Dr, Hanna will preach at 3:30. You are invited, Grace African Methodist “The Friendly Church. 305 N. Grant street. Rev. T. J. Burwell, B. D., Minister. ® Sunday schoo! at ten o'clock, -“Mor- ning worship at 11. The services of Sunday will mark the close a conference year, Rev. J. 8: Wilsot> x. P. E, of the Rocky Mountain Dis- trict will preach at both services. Come and worship with us. Recep- tion to the members and friends of church on the evening of August Program ‘begins at 8.30. We wish to see you and say good-bye before getting off to Phoenix on August 30. This has been a most prosperous year for our church. The minister will read his confer- ence report at the reception. Come hear what work was done. HENNEFOAM COMES INTO ITS OWN THROUGH Ble CAMPAIGN HELO HERE One of the best examples of a surely preach!ng a wonderful heart | f U%¢, and advertised with good copy stirring message; his presentation of |{" ® 800d medium succeeding as a the gospel grips the hearts of the| M4tional favorite {s being demon- People, so that once you hear him | Strated in Casper by Hennefoam, tho you will want to hear lim aggin,| advertising for which has been ex- over 25 people have come forward for | “lusively carried in the Tribune for prayer, The church extends to you a| Casper. “Hennefoam, a shampoo hearty invitation to hear, this won| ‘that has become solidly installed in derful preacher, and fine music ana| the favor of shampoo users of the singing every afternoon except Mon-|COUntry Js handled by Kimball Drug day and Saturday at 2:30 p.m. and Tripetyy'a. LHe. Oneper every night at 7:30 p. m. Pharmacy and The Midwest Phar- macy, and all stores ys a heavy Unity Truth Center. and cons'stent demand for the pro, Room 5, Zuttermeister buflding.|@vet, | The Hennefoam advertisini Services at 11 a. m. Sunday and §|°°PY has been striking in its story it p. m, Tuesday evenings. tells, and was illustrated by Nell Brinkley, well known western artist. ———__—_ Sixth and Durbin Streets, Rev. Charles A. Wilson, D. D., Minister. aera cee? a ney a jul of Service." Young people's society, 7 p. m. Mrs. P, W. Frank wili sing at the fed morning service, 7 Strangers are cordially welcomed to all services. Scandinavian Lutheran. Cornet of South Jefferson and East Sixth; Elmer M. Berg, Pastor—Sun- day school at 9:45 a. m.; morning ser- vices in English at 11 o'clock; eve-| 9: ning gervices in Norwegian at 8 o'clock. A unit of the Norwegian Lutheran church of America, we are uniting our people and friends here Into a growing young congregation. God willing, and continuing to prosper the work, this church is here to stay and in His name bids you welcome. We are looking forward to a visit from Rev. N. Boe, president of the South Dakota district, inthe near future. More defin! announce- ments will follow late: i have more splendid music eek. ux program follows—Organ pre- lude by Mr, Flynn, “Andante” from Tschatkow: Fitth Not the Same i One of the ablest, most experienced newspaper correspondents in Washing: ton, a lifelong Democrat, a loyal sup- | Baer of John Davis, went up to hear avis’ speech. When he ,came back he said sorrowfully, “I’m Feo afraid Davis’ speech has elected Coolidge. It was not the John Davis I knew but the John Davis the politicians and his ambi- tion have made of him I heard at Clarks burg. Davis can’t be elected-now, for first impressions are lasting. “But there} is danger that LaFollette may force the election ‘into the senate:and then we'll t Bryan. That’s my great fear, for Firyan's thoroughly unfit to be presi- lent.” Dr, Sulle! here Bunday. His forceful, Preaching that thinking me: women can utderstand and enjoy have made him many warm friends on his visits to Casper. will be ‘The Modern Man Most of us realize that one hundred years dgo are outgrown, Is religion progressing lke educa- tion, medicine and science? Must a man, to be religious, profess to be lleve phrases and creeds which he cannot swallow intellectually, Or is there a finer, bigger thing, the mod- ern man’s religion which looks with an open mind into all facts, which despises piousness and hypocrisy; which loves sincerity and respects the other fellows beliefs, On account of Dr. Sullens’ visit the young peoples picnic will be postpon- ed until Sunday afternoon, August 31. The boys will leave Monday morn- ing from 1008 East Second street on an overnight hike, returning Tues- day morning. A great trip is plan- ned, Neal Wolcott is in charge of hike committee, Phone him at 1560 W for details about blankets, food and equipment. Not only will a number of new members come into the church on Sunday, August 31, but several babies will be baptised. The mem- bers ofsthe church will gladly wel- come at this time all those friends of our church and newcomers to Cas- per, who enjoy the reasonable, pro- gressive religion which our church gives. St. Anthony's Catholic Corner of Seventh and Center street . Father J. H. Mul: Rev. Father J. F. Moreton assistant pastor. Masses on Sunday at 7, 8:30, 9:30 and 10:30. Mass during the w 330 and 8 First Church of the Nazarene. Corner 12th and Poplar, Rev. C. L. Johnson, Pastor. Services—Sunday school, 10:00 a. m.; preaching, 11 a. m.; Y, P. §. Lines and Angles By TED OSBORNE Gwendolyn is different From most girls, She doesn’t stretch out Her hand and say: “Good night, I had A very pleasant time,” And then hurry away. Not at all. She always says: "Good n-i- And then hesitutes and Murmurs very softly, “T-6-d D-e-a-r,” Gwendolyn is different From most girls. I like Gwendolyn, UNCLE HOOK SAYS “Th’ little struggles an’ problems o° youth are th’ things thet make life inter- estin’. An’ a feller ain't old ’til he says an’ really believes thet nothin’ that hap pens ’1l matter a hundred years f’m now.” HOW TRUE! ’ Anxious Mother—*Why Mary, it’s five minutes after eight. and you haven't even started to dress yet.” Oharming Daughter—“I_ know it, stu- Bryan’s Acceptance So far not even a partisan Democratic newspaper has, come forward to pro- nounce the Bryan address of acceptance a document of m@re than mediocre value. None have p ited an analysis of it and claimed ¢ it adds to human en- lightenment or inspires any hope in the breasts of the people. The Boston Transcript, always fair to refle be .eastexn opinion in the Church of Christ will meet in the auditortum of the City hall on Sun- day afternoons at 3 o'clock. Grace English Lutheran. Railway Wage Facts “Most of the railway labor leaders are participating in the LaFollette political movement to promote public ownership of railways’ says the Railway Age. “Meantime, the leaders of the Brother- hood of Locomotive Engineers and the Brotherhood of _Iiremen and Enginemen are engaged in a controversy with the western railways over wages and work- ing conditions, “In view of;these facts it is interest. ing at the present time to consider the earnings being made by engineers and firemen and also certain union rules that affect their wages. The average wage of engineers on Class I roads according to the statistics of the Commerce © a one of the runners-up in the national c' lon- ship tournament in 1898, concetved the Paopy of offering A challenge trophy for International lawn tennis T. B. Uber, pastor. Residence, he probably had little notion how 932 South Ash street. Phone 291M. | important his trophy would srow tn All services for the present fel the years to come. being held in the Odd Fellows hall, corner Wolcott and Second streets. Regular Sunday morning worship and sermon at 11:00. Subject of ser- |; mon, “The Mountain Way". Eve: ning worship and sermon at . Subject of sermon, “In an Inquiry Room". Sunday school at 1 . Well trained teachers and classes for all. Strangers and visitors:are cor- Glally invited to attend all our services. A hearty welcome to all. “Nothing could bring home to the con- sciousness of the people the danger pre- sented to the country by the present pol- itical situation more strikingly than the clumsy and mediocre speech ‘of accept- ance of the Democratic vice presiden- tinl nomination by ex-Governor Charles W. Bryan. This gentleman, who never had the slightest claim to national at- tention or leadership except such as lay in the fact that he is the brother of the worst discredited politician in the Unit- ed States, is the real head of the Demo- cratic ticket for the party’s main chance of entrance in the White House lies i the possibility that the candidacy of LaFollette will carry enough formerly Republican states to throw the election ° Church of Jesus Christ of Later o'clock, Day Saints. Interstate mmission, was}! 2 : pid, but the date isn’t until eight.”, pease Services held in the Labor Union $254 a month, or $3,0 year; of freight| into congress, with the practical cer- First Baptist hall at $40 North Wolcott street. enginaeks, ®& month, or $3,084 a oy, that A this tae the pepe. wil) JUST AS GOOD Sunday school 9.45. There is a| Sunday school at 10:00 a. m., and year; of passenger firemen, $188 a month | lect the vice president, who wo as Aged Admirer—“Think of all the lux- uries a rich husband like me could give you.” Youthful Feminine—“Oh,.a rich fath- er would do just as well. Marry’ my mother.” preaching services at 8:00 p. m. Everyone is cordially invited. Kenwood Presbyterian. Rev. Edwin E. Preston, minister. Sabbath school, 9:30 a.m. Morning worship, 11:00 a. m. The minister will preach on the subject of “Liberty” Mills - Rev. Edwin E, Preston, minister. Sabbath school, 10:00 a.m. Evening worship, 8:00 p. m. Emmanuel Baptist. Fifteenth and Poplar streets. J. T. Hanna pastor. 1510 South Poplar street. Sunday, 9:30 a. m., special prayer service in the 8, E. Sunday school room. Sunday school, 10:00 a. m., fur old and young. We are count- ing on twenty new scholars next EE THE NICOLAYSEN LUMBER C0. Everything in Building Material RIG TIMBERS A SPECIALTY FARM MACHINERY, ‘WAGONS Uistributors of. KONSET Three-Day Cementing Process for Of] Weils. Phone 2300 and 62 ~~ Ca: » Wyo. Office and Yard—First and Center Sts. class’ for you. Morning service 11:00 0’ ik. Sermon by pastor, Subject ealizing God." Evening service 8:00 o'clock, Sub- ject “Peter.” B. ¥. P. U. Societies 7:00 o'clock. All young people who do not attend elsewhere are urged to come into our society. Prayer meeting Wednesday evening. We are’ having equally as good lessons taught at these meetings as we get from the Sunday services. Come out and enjoy them. The chairs have been put in place this week so now we hope that the congregation. will be more comfort- ably seated. Strangers always wel- come to our services. come president; and the senate would be restricted to the choice of General Dawes or Mr. Bryan. The death of Senator Colt of Rhode Island, with the probability of Democratic successor there, will re- duce the nominal Republican majority in the senate to six, with the prospect that the “insurgent” or “progressive” senators, would rather make Mr. Bryan president than General Dawes. “In Mr. Bryan’s speech at Lincoln we have the measure of the man who, in that. case, and lacking an election of Mr. Coolidge by a majority in the elec- toral college, would be entrusted with the duties of the exalted office of presi- dent of the United States—an office where character, ability, dignity and decorum are xbsolutely required. Mr, Bryan’s speech, it should be needl to say to anyone who has read it or list- ened to it, still further discredits the Democratic vice presidential candidate, already so wholly dependent on his re- lationship to the discredited. Demo- cratic candidate of 1896, 1900 and 1908. Under the necessity of commending a head of the ticket whom he and his great- er but thrice-rejected brother had de- nounced to the convention as a ‘fatal handicap’ and as a candidate devoted to dangerous private interests, rather than the public service, Mr, Bryan floundered and twnddled; he sought to lift himself out of the absurdity of his place under Willlam wing by vaunting his twen- ty years ction with the Commoner, he flattered the women in a long, weak deliverance which nevertheuess eventu ated in the statement that ‘woman's rightful place is by the side of the man’ or $2,256 a year; and of freight firemen, $179 a month or $2,h48 a year. There have been advances in these Wages on some of the railways this year. The farmer who has been hard up and whom the la- bor leaders are trying to get to vote for government ownership, seems likely to thi if given these facts, that engineers and firemen are pretty well paid. Furth: ermore, it would seem reasonable that cupiseens and firemen themselves should think they are pretty well paid and should have doubts as to whether they would be better off under public owner- ship. They would find it difficult to dis- cover any classes of postal or other goy- ernment employes doing comparable work that are as well paid. “There are, however, some other im- portant facts to be considered. The wages given are averages. This neces- sarily means that many engineers and firemen get more than the amounts stat: ed. Furthermore, by abolishing certain rules the unions themselves are respon: sible for, they could make their earn: ings still higher than. they are now, There is in effect on practically all the western lines what is called the ‘Chi- cago Joint Agreement.’ Wages of engi- neers and firemen are based principally upon the mileage run by them. The ‘Chicago Joint Agreement? requires reg- ularly assigned men in passenger sery- ice: to lay-off when they have run ‘the equivalent of 4,800 miles a year and men in freight service to lay-off when they have run the equivalent of 3,800, miles, Some of the western roads have made records f the number of days in the year 1928 that individual engineers and fire- BUSSES 3 Busses a Day Each Way LEAVE CASPER Townsend. Hotel 8 a. m., 10 a. m., 2:30 p. m. LEAVE SALT-CREEK 8 a. m; 2 p. m., 5:30 p. m, BAGGAGE AND EXPRESS Bus Leaves 9:30 Daily Salt Creek Transportation TELEPHONE 144 “This is where the rub comes,” ob- served the trousers as the boy slid down the cellar steps. TOUCHING Ned—“Why did’ you shave off your mustache?” ¥Fred—‘Louise didn’t like it.” Ned—“Didn’t she think that you look- ed good with it?” Fred—“Oh, she liked the looks of it all right.” > Dr, Residence, Winter Memorial Presbyterian Temporary location 1009 N. Dur- bin St. New. site, corner “H” and St. John Street. New plans for the fall and winter include a City Christian Endeavor Union, On Thursday evening, Aug: ust 28th; at the North Casper Chris. tian Church will be held the first Union social. Mutt and Jeff will be there and other prominent people, All young people interested in C. E. will be welcomed. The work on our new building has commenced. We expect to be well settled in our new quarters before the Fall Rally day, Sept, 28th. The Dedication W jervices already. planned, Let give a large amount of our time id money to our chyrch at this critical time. There is a place for everyone in our or: ganization. We need you and you Need us, so come along and get in line. Fase yee. canaee permeen pre seat ; Folks with a1 picked up the remains The crewd wah ebeatig ‘stirred “by the scene, And the only collected man was ‘Gene. Her—“Is Sue married?” Him—‘No, is*oo?” , JUST A SHORT TIME Sub—“Have you lived in the very long?” Urban—‘Not yery long; only about twelve cooks?” UNCLE HOOK SAYS “Th’ fruits o’ Jearnin’ can’t be kept unless they're packed carefully.” -FRIGID Teacher—“What | happens country First Christian Corner of Grant and Lind Sts, R. R. Hildebrand M. A. Pastor, when a man’s temperature goes down as far as men-assigned to regular-runs were fore: | Which seems to be-merely a variant. of it can go?” . Church school 9:45, Morning wor: JOIN THE AMERICAN LEGION NOW ed to lay-off because they had reached | the idea that her ‘place is in the home,’ Bright Pupil—“He has cold feet.” ship 11 C, E. Society 7.00; Bven- : the maximum mileage barrier. These | to win the farmers’ and the workers’ ing service 8:00 records show that in many cases the en- vote he denounced protection, which the Our chureh gchoo! superintendent DUST TO ASHES gineers and firemen, on account of this | farmers and workers know to be the] “Youn, mder is certainly carrying halite! teen ghee oo restrictive rule, lost from thirty to up: of their prospér he trim-| ont the ies of his father, isn't he?"|every teacher and officer of the wards of 100 days’ work, and that in sails for the pacifists by de: “In what way?” school is back of the superintendent and striving earnestly to put across his or her part of the program Our good teachers say, "To have a real school it is not only Necessary for the teachers to be “with” the superintendent, but that each and every teacher be supported .by a Uve class that wants action. preacher says, “With ten earnest spite of this a substantial percentage of engineers earned from $3,000 to $4,000 and of firemen from $2,000 to $3,000. Tf these men had worked full. time the earn- ings of some firemen would have been as much as $3,500 and of some engineers as much as $5,000. For example, take the cases of ten firemen who made average earnings of $2,285 nouncing the Defence Day plans, and if his plea for something to be done for the farmer, he could find no better way to.diseredit the means found by a Re publican administration of providing farm loans at a low rate than to allege that such a policy has thrown the farm- ers hopelessly into debt! “The old gentleman stipulated in his will that his dust was to be scattered to the winds.” . TRAIN SCHEDULES» fat awk Chleace & Northwestern Devarts 1:50 p, m. NO WONDER HE BEGS Benevolent Old L; You say you have a wife and six children? Where are they all?” Departs 6:00 p. m. in spite of the fact] “Surely the people do not want this Beggar—“Three sons are in Princeton | Somsecrated men or women he could ort i io pm that, because of the ‘Chicago Joint Agree-| weak specimen of a atatesman as presi-| and three daughters are in Vassar, and | Teac! Casper for Christ.” Our mem- BN Te Dy as 835. Dp. m ment,’ they laid off an average of 182|dent of the United States, But, owin bers should ask: “It every member my ‘wife is visiting the London Exposi- tion.” days. For the 283 days’ average time ac- oF our church were Just like me to the peculiarity of our electoral sys- what kind of a church would our