Casper Daily Tribune Newspaper, January 12, 1924, Page 8

SATURDAY, JANUARY 12, 1924 wpe Casper Daily Cridune PAGE EIGHT By W ELH Copyright, 1923, by The Chicago Tribune. es id a i¥ “Listen, Fred, I was talking to Mrs. Sharp ever’ HW the phone today, and she thinks as I do—that your i] employers would respect you. more if you asked them tor a great big raise, etc. et So says the little wife wih:o believes in the popular theory that woman, lovely woman, should be the guiding powe® behind the throne. Husband Fre, is flot so sure fea of the theory's practibility. About the squarest of square regs in this sorry world is the fourth at bridge who. says, “Oh! I dont pretend to play any kind of a game—I just play for the sociability of the thing.” Then does the seascned bridge player writhe inwardly. The wife and mother with nothing to do from one day's’ end to the next but be a wife and mother does a lot ot day dreaming. Suppose she'd never taken the trip up the aisle. Think of all the money to be made in the f tea-room business! And, ten to one, on the next bench\@# a@ bachelor girl with a well-paying job is wishing she had married the only man and was the mother of twelve. Which goes to show, more or less, thaf no one can help > ‘getting in the wrong pew. This is Georgine, who was the most popular girl in her class at college, quite some time ago. Georgine has never recov- ered. She is still playing at being the popular college girl, being just as cute and cunning as she was freshman year when ‘the seniors at’ Thirty Belmont made a big fuss over her. & job behind the information desk at the railway terminal should never have been parceled out to a lovely girl like Jessie. How can her heart be in her work when beauty such as is Jessie's is its own reward at Hollywood! “My dear, the noive of him!” Jessie is complaining, while the information pity the little widow who sets Ada is one of those unfortunate prod- ucts of New England ancestry. She has deep in her heart all the feelings : ef a Seventeenth Century courtesan, it must be, even though it doesn’t held in reserve by the urgings of a pay more than 20 per cent. in- f Puritan complex. Ada should be train- terest. ing for a life job as some one's dear little wife. Instead, she’s specializing Barton has a weakness for loud checks, an advanced chemistry. trick shoes and striped ties—every- thing that should go with a speedy reputation. He longs to be considered a perfect little rascal—a regular satyr in swell clothes. Unfortunately, "Bar- fon has the wrong type of face. No one will take any stock ip his deviltry. seekers wait without. “Imagine him asking me sto woik till Bine-thirty Saturday evening! The noive of him! OnE DIRE = capitalist on ete itn surance money. She's looking for a nice safe investment. Safe LEFT In the role of Lady: Bountiful, Mrs Close is a decided square peg. When “the members of the church benevolent society want 2 $5.00 subscription from Mrs. Close they ask for $5,000. Then they are reasonably sure of getting $3.00. Mrs. Close is wondering whether or no she will ever want the hat she has un- earthed from a twenty-year accumu- lation in the attic. Maybe she will send it to the deserving poor, minus the feather. LEFT it’s a terrible thing to go through life, with a low eee, aaptead plus ios the pent. ings of a big, Haedandtie! six-foot D’Artagnan, a regular kill- er with the ladies, and all that. Joe is expected to do his bit in slapstick comedy, when the part of. Romee feta have fallen to his ot. RIGHT The perfect mamma is so fect that daughter gets ittle or no chance with the suitors. She makes the young men so much at home they 1ren’t sure half the time whether they are calling on mamma or daughter. (Mamma is just going to tell young Mr. Slaughter all ‘about the splendid life of Peter the Great she is reading.) TA gg eT NTE