Casper Daily Tribune Newspaper, May 5, 1923, Page 6

| a ‘roing it a few better. PAGE SIX THE CASPER DAILY TRIBUNE Entered at Casper (Wyoming), Post- fPotfice as Second Class Matter, No vember 25, 1916. Ri Hg The Casper Daily Tribune issued itevery evening and The Sunday Morn- Sing Tribune every Sunday, at Casper, @AWyoming. Publication offices, Gfune Building, opposite Postoffice. MEMBER THE ASSOCIATED PRI t® The Associated tfentitiea to the use fo Pall news credited in this paper and (failso the local news published herein. —<————— tpBusiness Telephone --—--15 and 16 teBranch Telephone Exchange Connect ba * ing All Departments. * » z is exclusively ublication of W. BATON and Editor ‘Advertising Representatives. Prudden, King & Prudden, 1720-23 ; ch | 286 Firth ee Member of the Associated Press percolate natin demon sheet “Member of Avdit Bureau of Circulation (A. B. ©.) SUBSCRIPTION RATES By Carrier or By Mail One Year, Daily and Sunday One Year, Sunday Only ~~ Six Months, Daily and Sunda: 50 Three Months, Daily and Sunday 2.' One Month, Dafly and Sunday “yt Ned riptions 1 subse’ Bronce and the Daily Tribune will snot insure delivery after subscription ecomes one month In arrears. ‘Kick If You Don’t Get Your Tribuno Bie or 16 any thme. between #6:30 and 8 o'clock p, m. if you fail to Secefve your Tribune. A paper wil She delivered to you by special: mes- Senger. Make it our duty to let tho Tribune know when your carrie: misses you. es. v2 tt ee THE CASPER TRIBUNE'S PROGRAM. Irrigation project west of Casper to’ be authorized and completed at ep compiste end scientific soning eymiem for the city of Casper. 4 comprehensive municipal and school recreation park system, in- cluding ewimming poole for the ildren of Casper. <"Completion of the established Scenic Route boulevard as planned by the county commissioners to Garden Falls and return. Better roads for Natrona county and more highways for Wyoming. More equitable freight rates for shippere of the Rocky Mountain Yegion end more frequent trein service for Caapar. = AIRPLANES FOR SUB- — MARINES é = When Juldg Verne wrote tip Yemous novel “Twenty Thousand Lesguee Under te Sea,” the book woviewers of his time called it a *hrilling, fazeifal tale, greet. in “the realm of the impossible.” But ite has a little way of making the ““impomsible” of yesterday the not tently the possible but the actual of today; and then turning around and Verne saw the modern submarine (through the clear windows of his Mmagination years befere it existed. in most of ite essentiq) details, his Tfarey” and the present-day. fact » But even the vivid m of the French genius : now relegated to the Limbo of ‘the Outworn by modern invention. In an announcement ef the navy de- Spartment’s Bureau of Aeronautics, Hit 1s pointed out that experiments held with 18 foot “mesquito’” air. planes, to be carried on board sub- marines and flown frem the under- pen doata, prove the practicability bf the “folding” plane. Says the Yreport: “The tiny eobmarine plane, built on specMications furnished by the Navy Department, has been, suc-/ cessfully flown at the plant of the duilders and the first of this design ‘will goon be delivered to the navy Dy the contractors for extensive teste. In building these planes the Glenn Martin Company of Cleve- Jand, Ohio, and the Cox-Klemin} Company of Garden City, N. Y., have been engaged. The former company is producing an all-metal plane of the’ new alloy known as duralumin, while the latter com- pany is building a wood and wire plane. “Aside from the interest which Attaches to the unique use of the “mechanical humming birds,’ therr #ize alone gives special interest to the development. These are the smallest sea-planes in the world They could be placed in an ordinary size iiving room when fully assem- bled and ready for flight. Eight- een ‘feet is the longest overall di- mension of the craft and this is the F ween wing tips. The total “ of one of these planes is nd pounds includ- linder 6)-horsepow- of interest that this rine, It smallest seaplane in the has «a horsepower above is forbidden to go in airplane uction by the terms of the tres : s for ‘the carrying of this ‘aer. ial mosquito’ on a submarine where| space has s been at a pre-| mium, its nious construction enables it to be knocked down-into small ur tions which can be stowed tremely small * space! Trib-| -jattempt . \planet. jout his vitals without revealing any jthe duty of attorneys in the suit to [fix the responsi scout ocr observer, the parts are rapidly asembled and in a few min- utes the plane is in flight. In ef- |fect, it gives to the submarine a |periscope several thousand feet high.”” Even. a. Jules Verne never ‘thought of anything as advanced, jas marvelous, as that. Man’s imag- jination, however fevered, can sel- |dom eclipse man’s inventive abil- ity. What some man can think of, some other men can eventually do. This world is going to see monu- | mental chnnger pmd marvely of jscience which we but vaguely {glimpse as yet, within the span of |the present. generation. Some now living may see the day when a gi- gantic machine will carry daring ‘|scientists out of the circle of the earth’s gravitation into space in an to .reach some distant |NO ANSWER YET, UNFOR- TUNATELY The marathon craze in dancing is |hardly on the decline before reports jcome in of a marathon knitting | contest held in Atlantic City. Old |lad‘es—plenty old enough to know |better—knit feverishly with needles | clicking wearily long after their | brains have ceased functioning, pro- viding you are willing to grant the radical assumption that they ever did function. | The vital question, ‘How long can a young woman shimmy before dropping dead?” now changes to “Hew long can an old woman knit without atrophying?” Presently we will have Endurance Marbles for young boys; Endurance Cooking for young matrons; Endurance Eating by all hands, and Endurance Talk- ing by debutantes, No decision has been reached in any of the momentous events which ire under considerat'on before the ‘Peepul” today. Nobody knows just fhow long a young woman can shim- my without dropping dead. This |seems unfortunate, in view of the @eet that so many have nearly suc- ceeded in extinguishing themselves. The Spartan who let the fox claw | emotion had at least a reason for ‘his act, But until we get Marathon Breath Holding contestings, and all the entrants qualify for the finals at the Morgue by holding their breaths at least twenty minutes, there will be ne apparent reason for thie plague of “Endurance Tests.” So . SUGGEST THE IMPOSSIBLE If a man wishes to pose before the world as an original thinker all he needs to do {s to suggest the im- possible. In the olden days Clovis, kmg of the Gauls, forced the pa- gens to be Christians, them forcibly. In these later days Professor McDougall of Harvard, would compel people to be decent whether they wish to be or not, and would prevent their getting mar- ried. An impossibility! Profssser McDougall proposes that all the people of the land be divided into two classes—the sheep, er educated ones, and the healthy ones of good character, furming one class. He would segregate the goats, the illiterates, criminals fand the mentally deficient, placing them in the unfit class. These latter hap- lem ones the Professor would dis- franchise and forbid their marry- ing. If a man in the “good” class marrisd a women ‘n the other class he would also be disfranchised, In his enthusiasm Professor Mc- Dougall would restrict the number of offspring in the disfranchised clasa, doing this by “deliberate so- cial control,” whatever that may he. We can not even stop people from| drinking beer, from marathon danc- ing and from smoking in public, and no man on earth and no group of men can prevent persons from marrying and multiplying. po Eames aba ch tt ra SUIT AGAINST BABE RUTH Charges against Babe Ruth, made by a young woman who asserted that he had done her a great wrong, have been dismissed, Her lawyer was eager to withdraw from the case as soon as he discovered all the facts, at most of the facts on which a suit is based before accepting a retainer. Possibly, however, the lawyer acted | in"good faith. But the case should not be permitted to end with this | dismissal. If, as has been charged, | | & conspiracy existed to blackmail the ball player, Miss Dixon did not originate such a conspiracy. She| was an instrument. An older and| wiser head was back of it. It is ility, In recent years it has heeome dangerous for a man to achieve fame of any kind. Almost z soon as he is in the limelight the black- mailer hits his trail. A flood of light should be thrown on the Dixon-Ruth suit in the interest of society, se REL e Florida has found that leasing prisoners is worse than releasing gnd.carr while the sut ler water. When! air Marin: cr them, ee baptizing | Brooklyn, N. Lawyers should try to get| - Che Casper Daily Cribune SATURDAY, MAY 5, 1923, Sharon Potts. the Goose Creek Ferrvman. “ wu! ver Honor! X tHoucHr ‘Yeu'p BE GAD To HAVE ‘THIS FERRY BOAT NAMED AFTE a You f — ° IS ELecTeo, SHARON Every 1Tme A NEW MAYOR Rg. NAMES ‘THE OLD FERRYBOAT AFTER HIM AND USUALLY THR Row 1S SETTLED BY SHARON ACCEPTING FIFTY CBNTS OR So To TAKE. THe. MAYOR'S NAME oFF THE oLp Scow. Mathenads Sam fente tpn tt cess Greybull Pioneer Dead GREYBULL, Wyo.—Fred Garland, one of the old-timers of the Basin county, died at his home in Greybu!l of cancer of the stomach. Fred had just returned from Rochester, Minn., where the Mayo clinic held no hope for his recovery. He was born in New York in 1867 and lived in that state with his parents until 12 years of age when he came to Colorado and later came to Wyoming. He was united in mar- riage with Chene Perkins, to which union were born five children, three boys and two girls, one girl dying in infancy, and dre George, Millard, Cash and Mrs. Roy Ludington, all of Greybull. Deceased is also survived by two sisters, Mrs. W. Hogarth of Y.; Mrs. A. 8. Burkson of Denver, and three brothers, Charles of Casper, George of Storey, Wyo., and Ben of Estes Park, Colo. Funeral services were held from the M. B. church in Greybull, Rey, U. J, Law officiating. Interment was made in the Greybull cemetery, ———$—_—___ Lander Activities LANDER, Wyo.—The Commercial club smoker in the grill room of the Noble hotel drew a good crowd, for {t had previously been announced that the water bond election would be discussed which is a question of vital interest to every citizen. B. H. Fourt, president of the club, made a few introductory remarks {n which he touched on the new Com. mercial club folder for Lander, and| on the progress of the road work in| the upper country. He stated that| Practically all the material had boon | hauled to the Dinwoody cut-off pro- | Ject and work would be completed by | early in July. questilo of the coming bona LIVE, NEWS from WYOMING Items and Articles About Men and Events Throughout the State election May 8th for the purpose of Lander, was laid open for action by the president. The brief discussion, which followed was in approval of the bond, issue. to have a committee appointed to take whatever action {t deemed neces- sary to properly acquaint the people with the true situation, and to clarify the issue in the minds of the voters. Fourt appointed the same committee which considered the water question for the Commercial club, for over’ a year and made their recommendation last winter. Tho meeting then edjourned subject to call in a few days to again take up the question of the coming bond election. Fe 1 oil The first shipment of cotton from New Orleans was made tn 175! constructing a new water system into | The club then voted} —By Fox)|y Injured in Runaway LARAMIB, Wyo., May 5.—Fred Coolidge, Jr., son ef Mr. and Mrs. | Fred Colidge of 420 South Eleventh | street, had his leg broken and sus- | tainea minor injuries this morning when a team ran away with him at the Stadard Ol! refinery. He was taken to the hospital and the lee set by Dr. Price, who took an X-ray pic ture of the injury, showing both bones to be broken about five inches above the ankle _—<—___ FOR SALE. I have fine good, tevel lots tn North Casper, These lits are 50x100 and good soll; no sand; price $425 each, $50 down, $20 per month. Hurry be- cause this will not last. E. Berg. Of- fice 914 Pear. Phone 1333J. IS NOW OPEN 1105 SOUTH POPLAR The Popular Bakery Full line of all kinds of breads, rolls, pies and pastry. Give us a trial. Walter McEowen Free Candy for boys and girls today. FOR BUSINESS STREET—PHONE 2290 Thank heaven ers n-stop danc- are stopp Say Property Owners You Would Not Live Here If It Were Not For Churches SUPPORT THEM Church and Sunday School 9:45 Tomorrow KKK YOU ARE AS YOUNG AS YOUR _ ARTERIES SCLEROSIS—or hardening of the arteries—starts early in some people because they do not drink enough pure, soft water. 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