Casper Daily Tribune Newspaper, January 16, 1923, Page 8

PAGE EIGHT. Che Casper Daily Cridune : oe Camper Datp eeinune: « e ‘Are All Men A L 1 k e’ BARNEY SS Maneuvers for a Bit o’ Coin. | TUESDAY, JANUARY 16,,1923. By Billey De Beck Nor Smee CHANQE ; e OH Gosh « Wuy DID 2 By Arthur Stringer YESTERDAY Os Set ZENER GET (WTO THS. Re ADO (N TOWA (3 TALKING OUR Doost MESS = WHY DIDNT Tr YES SUH- hae ABOUT SPARK- PLUG: eu ' AW Author of “The Prairle Wife” "The House of Intrigue,” Etc. Goes ON schnjetaitllat,,, Smale RIGHT Hi INSTALLMENT NO. 4. | nuey phe nant, Ho! “pear Ulta on NST: NT NO. 4. Bay WEST ON The ; Barney Googie EVERNTIME * Boar: WHO'S WHO IN THE CAST ) Teday was about there wes always Most HANE MorreD ‘. Roexs — WHaT AM 3 Theodora Lydia Lorillard Hayden, a! small chance of studying anything UP A Mititoss Wer AY Mac ? GONNA Do 2? T CANT 4 poor little rich girl, seeks freedom) Teddie herself. j ses ANeys > and a means of “expressin H having returned to a normal} ee OMG by renting a studio in manner of respiration, he proceeded | “THEM Famous Bee ees ber jt© @ quiet but 1one the less critical} she allows | examinawion of the premises. He} Raoul Uhlan, a well known portrait! was disturbed, on the whole, hy the painter, to come three times a week to! baldness of the dingy-walled old stu- give her instruction. At the third/dio with its broken and paint-spat- visit Uhlan casts aside all restraint! tered floor and its big north window pag seizes and es her in spite of/ entirely out of alignment. er protests and struggles. Leaving Ther vas lo: v her triumphantly he swears he will table ttl Two titer ane return “tomorrow att rec.”” brushes and paint-tubes and box: of Major Chandler Kane, Theodora’s’ pastels and a wooden man‘kin and arrose bebo one me — various disjointed portions of t ile ea oe is niece. © tells hi 1s| hums i a ae the ae pattern. : and an armchair draped in faded| Se Esa cr ve meh ngnter, te organ, o gntwelsht prize brown velvet, and a number of ham- eas s 28 BOO Ye eonora tO mered brass things, and a castered SESE CET Naukttetaees ted, eaee coaey, ott cane] PE-TE.Y DINK-- the ace u heodora had pug @ over a chair-back, | TZ H ngs of very lean la Cif uies and very muscular young gentle | er ibis ISA Pine owns — Beveve Me— if sue My YJ. SAY, MABEL, HAVE — SHE SAYS a ee a, cited ahaa & much more orderly kitchen. | HANDS Gee wie’ A DAY TWwe (te MAKE | y RAUHT S MOTHE TS IS Go Home ONTILN through whom Theodora had ette, and, to the left, a rather nun- »\T SO HOT For Her SHEte Going To BE With US ” THEY GET SOME o like lttle sleeping alcove with a ba To T OuT— figh lo GET ov ‘ peise Hemtes 1_|COUch-bed about as wide as-a tomb- ANE TO 6 CAL AT HE 2 ie William Shotwell, @ lawyer, calls! ©’ HDS eg sa to announce that his client, Uhlan, | *P¢ sao FECtO 3 had lost a $12,000 portrait commis! Unc-© Chandler sighed with relief | sion because of the bruised nose he| {OF he had resolutely keyed himself | had. sufferec’ in Theodorsia srediy | © expect what he'd called ‘e goulesh | that his feelings had been damaged | °t the Oriental stuff.” with ruby lan- $12,000 more and that medical and terns and draped divans and punk- other expenses ran the cost up to Led $25,000. The girl tells him that she will consult her lawyer. As he leaves workshop than & Ruby Reamer telephones in an angry) . : F and ‘the frown, voice, lot ned a ttle on his | wrinkled old for \ Teumg How Tedaq tnd Vedamd) He even took up an oblong of Fler Independence. craugt board and was studying | must not be supposed that Theo-| omnibus. going under &) dora’s world had entirely forgot- Wesnineton Arch whieh ten ‘her. ‘But wilfile these ev ina rinse when the were transpiring her father, able to nes i Teddie herself came} gratify his tastes for astronomy with Big: pigskin’ portolio: waaay his multiple millions, was far aw on an expedition that bad little to “A LLO there, Teddie,” he said / do with the struggle for expression suardedly, as he watched he in Greenwich Village, and her moth-|unspear a turbenthing of twisted er found plenty to engage her at velvet from her bobbed hair. | Tuxedo without following a daugh “Hello, Ur handler,” she re- ter who did not desire (and probably |sponded as she put the pig-skin port ; not need) maternal aid follo on the cherrywood table. s| Was still another newness to disturb ndler was at Hot Springs.| the haute monde sclatica?” him—a newness not so much of He ha¢ visited her in ber studio and) “How's Vart p almost Phraseology as of outlook. was a bit ked at the reatizat'on| tart responsed hi uncle, noting This !s = new life,” Tecdie gravely |] [pune | that a orize fighter's bicens had however, with undivul satisfac. continued, “and I've got to get in SOUS ONO + SHS rtS sa. a MUST BE SATISFIED “SQ MSS THE FINEST Mant p 5 HAS HAD expesed b 1 model. ‘tion the clear crispness of her move- step with it or get walked over. There id rGietaeeaecs Al naekeasintt on Wve eRouaiT \ maT You ARE THE ff QUE DOOR: | EVER KNEW AND HE'S DONE b 7 batt - hinner th ure people di hb ho’ hes “thet CHILD, SKEEZIX, PARENTS HIM UP THIS PROPER PERSON TO 2 SOM J EVERY TING IN THE WORLD: Maa known mattle P was thinner than people down here who have the| UNKNOWN, BY WALT. f THE CHILD SINCE KNOWS THE / FoR sxéezie. HE'S JUST ¥ dorable little Lina- gift of rhaking poverty romantic. IT WAS A Few a, hollow in the center of the, people who can turn an empty pock- the butternut-brown etbook into a sort of adventure. They nched into a mag-|cen eat onion soup and enagbett! au PETITIONER, hich took the very instigs would have steam and WONDERFUL} ported him. ne gratin and wash cold storage capon laughed, without detgning|down with that eau-de-quinine stuff wer |they drink and be happy on it. be- to How about some te: she said cause they know they are free, free express themselves, free to work for herself the fut'lit r And without waiting for his opposing the relentless standardiza she lifted out a battered old and live and think, and come and go tion of the waffle iron and proceeded h the as they like. And: that’s wonderful The Major had assented to every: hana Unele Chendler, when you come to think of it.” | Uncle Chan¢‘er sat thinking this over with no great amount of enthu- siasm on his face. | | ‘It's sinful the way the chlidren of our idle rich are kent cooned up |and shut away from real life,” Teodie |went on. ‘They're hemmed in with {a tot of silly old taboos. They're laced up a straight-jecket of social laws until they're too flabby to face a personal dilemma that an East Side shopgirl could decide before she'd -—___ tinished powdering her nose.” Unce Chandler took up his tea and then put it down again. “I rather. fa‘l to see what the per- } Sonal predicaments of shongirls have got to do with he said |With some acerbity. “You're a Hay- | den, the third wealthiest woman | Orange county, and ir? who's 1 yevery comfort that money and ma |chinery can give her. Yet you leave ) WHICH One OF YourR QUEENS YGONNA ToT ALONG — Minerva 2 You KNow TH KIND WOULDNT You BUY ME This AND WOULDN'T You Buy ME THAT! WHADDYE MESN. Buck, WOODEN SHOE GIRL- SHE AINT CRUDE! Nome! tw orrFa HEe- SHES ONE OF THEse WOODEN _ a home that cost about two-thirds of = SHoe , |@ million — without counting those yy 2 7” CHICKS. cross-eyed marble lions your mother y, i brought over from Florence for the Sunken Gardens-—-and come down into this moth-eaten backyard live on macaroni and red ink ane dream that raw life ts be ed up to you on the half-shell. about Lb: and expressing and all you're doing is pming, Just slumming!” | t EDDIE smile’. It was a languid! smile and’ a superior one. | “Uncle Chandler," she remarked, | really don't know what you're! king about. In the first place, I've decided that in one day you can see more life, real life, out of that crook-| ed window there than you could dis-} “Uncle Chandler found himself 1 n what looked more like a workshop, cern in Tuxedo Park in a century,” than a palmreader’s parlor. She ushered him toward the case ea ment in question. i move into, ‘“Those peaches an@ truffles you) «rook at that Itallan woman with] bobbing | eent me,” she said, : sent them back |rn4 bundle of clothes on her head. ich he regarded as too lécause I’m out of the flapper class And those kids crowding about the to snipped off anybody's head.|now. I intend to be something mnore hokey-pokey ' man. And that gra: He even put the seal of approval on|than a Strasbourg goose, and if i'm yossa od candy-sellor with» the her insurrection by sending down to| suffering from any sort of hunger, roatner-duster in his hand. And that her studio a hamper of potted truf-|!t's more a hunger of the soul than “hic hearse with the white angel fles and brandied peaches of the body. RneQitie tie die top ato rtiat litle OF Yet he stood aghast the next day| This was a new note from Teddle,| Tayo mourners marching along just mben they wera returned to him.| and it came with a alight sense o oad Boe tiga in: Nepiee os vans hat reversal of form, in fact, had so| sho bette disturbed him that for a time he ha’) “M I was only trying to|"°"anq jook at that wagon load. of| n unvble to get Teddie |set even with you for that—that 6e"| crated geese that have just come from | my dea nd I always did ke our mle eeciea ook “eh ioe Meh | 5 lig gers booby | Why, those poor things are fighting fo the more it, the} Huddon “River scenery lfor liberty just about the same as | #056 Yoor & INvite To BessieS yourse | | | i} ISNT IT A DREAM! OW SWEETHEART, I 50 HAPPY, I CAN AND THESE ARE | ( 1S BE OUR HOME Hiteaee OUR SERVANTS! AFTER WERE MARRIED DEAR! ITS ONLY AN APARTMENT, BUT IVE HAD INTERIOR DECORATORS FIX IT UP. Nicy AND COZY ! THis 1S THE RECEPTION HALL! COOK AND FRENCH MAID I! mut of his more he had tt inden | —Teddie stood up straight. She stood! ve peen fighting for 1 duty to visit e (not | Inspect him with @ cold anG/ «And about as effectively,” remark- for the fi 4) and| slightly combative eye. lea tele Chandler. find out ffies' | t was the Flatiron building in Well, whose funeral {is it, any- & snowstorm,” she somewhat fris-!way2" demanded Teddie, with her matter 1s,” 14 Commod Stillman as they efore the hi ory logs of the Nasturtium “that girl's a damned s'ght too looking to be left lying around Ic “Ob, the kid'll take care of herse all rig ed the Commodc with ra d@ memories of a freckled young Artemus making polo pony jump the tennis nets at “And the learging t It will help explained. first touch of impatience. Ah!" said the astute old Major.| peng to be my show, and I happen to ‘That's what I said, all along. That's 6 running it-in my own way. I precisey what I told Higginson. And|;now what's ahead of me, and I'm o4| Higginson, who ts always bullheaded’ going straight for it.” y'understand, insisted that it was Pal-|" Teddie's uncle was able to smile at j!sades, saying he'd lived on ‘em all'the uncompromising ardor of ‘youth and ought to know. But I| “young lady, I'm going down to come here to talk about Hig-| tot Springs tomorrow morning to get I came here to find out bow some of the acid staamed out of m; acknow' r) more Interested in Botelgeuse, at the| which wax onee ood enough for Poo| ‘his made Teddie laugh. Sho not| ly asserted. by ‘g on the stage. And the Ma- jmoment than he in in Greenwich Vil- and Manefleld, by Fifth Avenue,only laughed, but she extended her) And Uncle Chandler in finaly tak-|Jor knew well enough what that ou're getting alo lkneejotnts,”” sa!4 the. Major, “You're | lage. | scaidaray, ahd you get your numbers|arms, like a traffic officer tODP!NE ling his*denarture had experienced at| Meant. After all, the girl would learn HIS was a question which Teddie| ola enough. to do as you ike. I've! “But you've come into « crooked] Mixed. Bisey drivers or a young eagle trying | jeast a qualified’ relief, The girl was|to scratch for herself, Sho’ would r con found necessary to sit back and always admitted that. And I've/ part of this old Island for “anys ‘E stared at her for a moment, ‘ wings. é wrong, all wrong. And what was| have to. consider careful talked to yc dad about St, before cuts to freedom. You'll do shrugged ‘his shoulders, and took] ‘But I don't need any one to look |worse,:she was much too lovely to| And as old Stillman had. intimated, wee, Uncle Chandle got‘away. And he renariséd tha Avhat the streeté @o.down hers | up his hat ena stick. after me, thank heaven! I'm free! the eye to remain unmolested by pre:| it might do her a world ‘of- good! v t s ‘ou’re all right, Te@die,” he an The old Major stopped at the door.| daceous man. I've no t is e aft | nly cro! = of a| nounced with deciaion as he solemn-| And you feel that you can gnun . yndicate, Tne.) Ht net lowe ‘ sie?? < ally Kissed her on the cheek-bone. “But|age it all right? That you ca f pectin ag t . cars i 1 . e | Tedd’ Y —but I wish somebody v king| For reasons entirely ‘his own he x ry tex RiDi 8 a their 5 pletely oblit . eo. «me! wase 4c jatter you when I’m down g} ais not finish ¢ or whe sebeae t when| The Ma e . ae a ‘ You bolJed out.” 1 Tam managing gir au! 4 a 4