Casper Daily Tribune Newspaper, June 15, 1922, Page 6

PAGE SIX SS Che Casper Daiiy Cribune hopefulness for other nations always with the un- Issued every evening except Sunday at Casper, Natrona| derlying thought that mutual understandings | nty, Wyo, Publication Offices, Tribune Building. | coupled with unfeigned sincerity will ultimately rolve all problems, in this light we can well under- stand why President Harding and Secretary Hughes declined to send an American representa- tive to the Genoa conference and we all the more heartily can commend their conduct for so doing. “Manifestly this was not an economic but a poli- tical conference. Whenever any financial or com-} mercial question was taken up for discussion al- most immediately it developed a politica) phase LEPHONES 15 and 16 Exchange Connecting All Departments per (Wyoming), Postoffice as sevond class matter, November 22, 1916. Presidert and Editor Business Manager ¢ Editor A . City Editor 2. HANWAY . HUNTLEY OMAS DAILY ‘Advertising Manager| and soon there were thrust into it political ques- arr tions of the hardest and most unyielding character. | Psion King or Pee ‘Steser Bidg.. Chicago.| Surely America has no business to be represented | in any such conference and it is a matter of con- gratulation that the president and his secretary of state have likewise determined not to have any official relationship with the proposed Hague con- vention, which is but an adjourned session of the Genoa conference with the same subjects to be dis-| cussed and the same topics to be considered and} the same objectives to be attained. “The world by this time ought to understand that we do not intend to become imvolved in their polit- ical wrangles and that, while we are willing to} lend aid or give counsel and muintain always a} sympathetic attitude yet we always will refuse to be dragged into their financial difficulties and we always will decline to meddle with their national affairs or to become involve@ in their age-old} racial rivalries, with their conflicting claims and| harrying interests, with their hatreds and their) jealousies, magnified a thousand fold by the cruel| tortures of war. We do not intend to get into this; confused jumble of European animo: | attitude of our administration will meet th the} hearty approval of everybody except internation alists of a most extreme t, ‘Average Things Do Not Pay i 46 4 VERAGE results at best bring only a livirg for thos¢ who attain them,” states the Kan- sas City Star. “From the very nature of the case there can be no substantial profit for any consider- able length of time from average returns. This} is true of every business enterprise and every pro fession. “If the average yield of corn—twenty-five bushels| an acre, or twelve bushels of wheat—enabled the former to support his family comfortably and pay for a farm in his lifetime, there soon would be so many persons raising corn and wheat that the prof- it on such yields would disappear. If producing the average grade of beef cattle or keeping a herd of average dairy cows or laying hens returned a substantial profit, these departments of farming would be quickly overdone. “So the average man just makes a comfortable living while he works. When old age comes he has accumulated little on which to live. This is more generally true of laborers, merchants and profes- sional men in towns and cities than of farmers, because those in town, while receiving on the whole a larger income, are more iuclined to spend than are those who live on the tarm. “Workers who are below the average in effici- ency, whether in the town or in the country, make a poor living and, when their strength is spent, must be supported by relatives or public charity. “It is only when we get into the ranks of those jwho are above the average in capabilities—those who produce more than average crop yields, who breed better than the average livestock, who take better than average care of their soil and who mar- ket their product with more than average intelli- gence, that we find men who, as a rule, get ahead. “The young man starting into business of any kind now must face this universal law. Unless he is willing to put forth more than average effort, work more than the average number of hours, ap- ply more than average intelligence and devote more than average attention to his business, he wil achieve only average success. “The way to get more than average results is not difficult, especially on the farm. Better sires at the head of the herds, more than usual care in the selection of seed, greater attention to well known and comparatively simple details of soil manage- ment and the application Of common sense in mar- keting the output will put any farmer in the upper third and enable him in the long run to get ahead.” Enter and Exit Joseph if Is NOTED that Joseph H. Camp has tossed ‘his Stetson into the ting as the candidate for congress of the Democratic party. Joseph is welcome because his coming adds wonderfully to the gaiety of the otherwise drab occasion. Joseph brings his gall with him, «lso his intestines. Like his Democratic brethren of all time Joseph thrives upon calamity and nourishes his soul with misery. He fails to understand that it is out of the \question for a Democrat to make the world happy. To scatter sunshine and prosperity. The disciples ,0f Democracy, as the world has observed, have taught nothing but graft and profligacy in office and brought nothing but taxes and misery to the people. Joseph would do violence to our devoted pachy- derm. Would constitute himself complainant, pros- ecutor, judge, jury and high executioner and would remove him from earth on or about November 7, regardless of what others may think or what in- terest they have in the splendid work our old ele- phant has done. Joseph don’t amount to much at present and there is little hope that he ever will and it is cer- tain there will not be much to him when the ele- phant steps on him on the date Joseph himself has selected. h avenue, New York City; Globe Bidg: Bos Copies of the Daily Tribune are on file in York, Chicago and Boston offices and visitors are welcome SUBSCRIPTION RATES By Carrier 1.95 ption by mail accepted for less perind than be paid tn advance and the ure delivery after subscrip- arrears. Audit Bureau of Circulation (A. B. ©) Member of the Associated Press. The ‘Ass: Press is exclusively entitied to the tse for publi n of all news credited in this paper and &lso the lo ws published herein. mcr Member Kick if You Don’t Get Your Tribune. 5 or 16 Ume between 6:30 and 8 o'clock p. m. ar Tribune. A paper will be de- al messenger. Biake it your duty to ww when your carrier misses you. a Mr. Busch Calls Attention y AUGUST BUSCH, head of the Anheuser- Busch concern, of St. Louis which was in the $ld days the largeest brewing institution in the gountry, is on a European trip. He crossed on the United States S. S. George Washington operated by the United States Shipping Board. It is quite hatural that Mr. Busch would come in contact with the bill of fare but it was much to his surprise that he discovered the wine list printed on the last page, pffering for sale at approximately pre-prohibition rices everything in the way of ales, wines, beers nd liquors ever heard of when such refreshments Ser a matter of course. A note on the wine card hhdvised the traveler that the goods were obtain- bble only during the round trip from the three-mile limit. = Mr. Busch calls the attention of the American overnment \o the fact that we are at present and ave been for several years enjoying a bone dry tondition throughout the territory of the United tates of America; and that under the law and the constitution, supplemented by numerous court decisions in the matter an American ship floating the American flag is American territory and sub- fect to the laws of the United States wherever she jay be upon the seas. And nce American sov- frignty follows the flag in this case, the sale of Rn on American government boats is a viola- ion of the constitution and the enforcement laws ¢ the land. ae Busch is quite right in his contention and e United States government has no defense in the matter, except that when the Shipping Board jandertook to operate dry ships they had no pas- Bengers. No one, not even Americans, would travel (pon anybody's boats where things were tedious nd tasteless and nothing doing but mal de mer. the French boats, the English boats, Italian and German boats things were different. There was an abundance of party makin’s set out by the ition clerk in white jacket, there was the ighly polished foot rail and everything. The upshot of the thing was that foreign boats ad a waiting list for cabin space to Europe and Plsewhere, and American boats had no passengers it all, more than on an occasional rainy day a ‘unday school excursion or an old maids’ travel lub doing the battle fields, would drop in to arass the booking agencies The Shipping Board didn’t have the nerve, with General Dawes and a tight-wad congress on duty, to ask for more money to conduct the shipping pusiness, especially after the way the Wilson re- ime shoveled out the kale with steam shovels, so ome bright young man connected with the board dug up some brass railing and various sizes and Kinds of glassware out of storage, polished them Bll up, and European travel picked up promptly. Whe seductive American cocktail did the business rom that point on. Now the tables are turned. imerican boats are crowded and foreign boats are fauawking about slack business. ft It may be wrong. Doubtless very wrong for the Tinited States to go into the saloon business. But fwhen you cater to the public you must give the public what the public desires. It is admitted that fhe traveling public has very bad taste, in fact a tery pronounced bad taste for liquors of high per- tentage. Remember:always that the traveling pub- lic is away from home and is bound to have its fling. If it declines to travel on liquorless ships, there is but one thing to do, if you qant to make Your ships pay for their keep—wet ’em up a little. } We are not advised as to what Mr. Volstead has fo say on this very interesting subject on how Mr. Haynes views matters; but we are convinced Mr. Busch has handed the American government one o which a reply will have to be made. We are also »f the opinion that if there was any way whereby fr. Busch could have got into the game with his fie seta product, he never would have bawled H i A Plug Ugly Ae ENGAGE in personal combat seems to be the chief ambition of Senator Tom Watson of “Georgia. A couple of weeks ago his challenge was directed to Senator Phipps. More recently he sought to coax Senatot Lenroot into a fight. Whom he will assail next remains to be seen. Loss of temper and dignity is as frequent with Senator: Watson as violent lynchings are with the people of his state. fy DRAzes new fight in Europe increases the popu- larity of those American leaders who preached the doctrine of minding our own business. mel A Sa st = UNITED States is economically self-suffi- cient in almost every other particular—it must also have the meays of transporting its goods to other countries and thus not be dependent upon rival nations in. foreign trade. he slightest bawl. World Ought to Know ACH TIME, you turn _to the address of Senator James E. Watson to the assembled Republi- ans of the Hoosier state you find standard Amer- ean doctrine. Aside from being a political key- hote of the congressional campaign, sections of the Pddress may be taken as administration policy for nsofar as he expressed it, it may be accepted be- ‘ause of the intimacy with which Senator Watson ls associated with the administration. In the mat- er of foreign policy and representation at Genoa nd The Hague, Senator Watson said: t “Keeping in view the determination of the presi- fent for national independence and yet interna- tional comity, the maintenance of American sov- reignty yet ever the attitude of kindliness and ——_o—____ €be Casper Daily Cribune TTT a Tacit Ty] PHIM Wi il the greatest of all the Greekr. But not ajl have heard of Xantippe, the origin! shrew. ,Old Socrtes used to wander through the groves of Athens telling mankind how to live and deal- ing out words of wisdom that have lasted through the ages. But when he got home the poor old man was ordered about and scolded like a hired man. Never a moment's peace had he. To her his philosophy was hot air and his time would be better employed selling fish whereby he could exercise bis voice and support his family at the same time. “Themistocles, for his great victory at Salamis, where he broke the Per- sian invasion, was acclaimed the greatest of the Greek commanders and immediately became the most impor- tant man in Athens. In fact, his word was law with everyone except his wife, and Plutarch records the fact that ‘Themisticles once privately unburden- ed himself to his son with the infor- mation that Mrs. Themistocles was the greatest person in the world. “For,”, said he, “the Greeks rule the world; I rule the Greeks, and your mother rules me.”” ‘That is probably the reason he left home and enfisted in the Persian army. He was an officer of the A. O. H. H. Probably Grand Domestic of the Graeco-Oriental Lodge. One might contini:e down the an- nale of the ages and find hen-pecked husbands at almost every page's turn. Peter the Great, the Czar Paul, the Archduke Albert of Austria, known as the husband of Isabella of Spain (not the great queen who helped Col- umbus, but the daughter of Philip II); George III. of England, Czar Nicholas II., and many others are en- titled to have their names on the roll of the A. O. H. H., and it is to be presumed they will be honored at the coming convention in the back- woods of Canada. Our German Rivals “Opinions differ with regard ‘to Germany’s industrial strength,” notes the American Economist, “It is has been said, with a flourish of trum- pets, that Germany is not so formid- able as was reported and that this weakens the argument for protection. “General reasoning may be over- come by a line of facts, but one fact out of the general run does not over- throw reasoning based on prolonged experience. Mr. James W, Gerard gave his party warning that German competition called for a tariff. We had already found that out, and Eng- land knew it better than we did. If the competition is less severe in some lines it may be moro severe in others. “Tt has always been taught that intoxication weakens body and brain. Does it disprove counsel as old as Solomon to say that there are men | whose vigor can endure through years | of heavy drinking? The drunken man is not so efficient as a man of approx- imately equal mental and physical force, who keeps sober, No one really disputes this. It is vain to say that there are here and there a few phe- nomenons who can swallow with lit- tle apparent injury what would kill the average mortal, “War is destructive. It is contra- jaictory to say that some nations have escaped with comparatively slight loss? Thrice Napoleon planned an in- vasion of England, and Nelson baffled him. Had Napoleon ianded in Eng- land the havoc would be talked of today. “Extravagance is hurtful, and this is true, although some persons are so wealthy that all their waste never brings them to want. “A common schol education fs use. ful. Yet there are illiterates who by exceptional business ability succeed in commerce. No man knows many, yet Semiramis is the first henpecker meni- tioned in history and it was probably her consort, Ninus, who founded the order, which still flourishes. “From Semiramis and Ninus on, history bristles awith accounts of sub-| Henpecked Husbands “In a recent news item regarding © proposed convention of the An- der of Henpecked Husbands, dishes and then go down into the cel- lar to avoid the scolding Semiramis. Finally he disappeared from history and Semiramis ran thinzs with suct Nirus, to keep his memory green or- Grand High Domestic was|dued husbands and dominating wives.| ganized the great order which has the order was] It is said that Ninus, after subduing] lasted through near!y six thousand ays the Phila-| surrounding tribes and strangling | ycar: ‘This probably is cor-| lions and other wild beasts with his avery schoolboy has heard of Soc- brated Assyrian Queen! bare hands, would meekly wash the| tates, whom Macauley has designated a high hand that the friends of poor’ BUY PIGEON’S COFFEE It’s Fresh Roasted Pigeon Tea & Coffee Co. Phone 623 UMP-UMP! ii cere il perhaps every middle-aged man knows one or two, “Germany 1s a nation of many indus- tries. Perhaps in some lines the war toll was so heavy that years may piss before the manufacturers are where they were in 1914. In other branches there may be such efficiency as was never known. “It cannot be known in advance in what part of a city a crime wil! be committed, although there are some parts usually deemed safer than oth- ers. It will not do to leave those un- guarded; to do so would be to subject the police department to severe criti- cism, for those may be the places in which an epidemic of crime may break out. It is the same way with regard to protecting our industries against the “ruinous competition of Germany. We do not know her exact status, nor in what lines of produc- tion to expect dangerous competition. Henee we must afford protection all along the line and not take foolish chances. It is better to be safe than sorry.” Recipe for Happiness “Tell ‘em to marry young,.” ‘This admonition comes from the bedside of Judge Joseph Sabath, Chi- cago's most ocqlebrated divorce au- thority, who, after two solid years spent in hearing 6.500 tales of domes- tic woe, has suffered a nervous break- down. He has petitioned Chief Jus- tice Sullivan and the executive com- mittee to transfer him to a law court, declaring that his illness has been caused by efforts fo reconcile thou- sands of battling couples. His petition stated that the hardest thing a divorce judge has fo do Is to axsign custody of children, the next hardest is trying to bring about recon- ciliation, and the third phase is the elimony question. “I simply couldn't stand it any longer. Nothing in the world is so hard as to be the instrument that separates families and rules on the fu- ture of little children. “After sitting in more than 6,500 cases in which every tale of woe imag- inable in domestic unhappiness has been told aad retold, I have come to one conclusion about marriage. “That is—marry young.”* “The majority of those 6,500 cases came before me because either the man or woman was selfish. Nowadays folks wait too long to get married. They insist on having bank accounts, furnished homes, motor cars. and everything all ready. “And, in waiting for these things, they learn to kecome self-centered and selfish, They want things their own way. When things go wrong they rush into divorce caurt. They chtidren doesn't seem to concern them, ‘They are Selfish to the core. way out, mighty seldom come into m: on real love. Of course, take infatuation for love and wind u| wrong. younger they are and the harder the: have to fight, the better the result. “This is June. lows not to be afraid. enough make any man a cynic. Greatest booster! girl, get fighting for a home. fighting the world it too. and not each other when I was 18, without a dime, and know.” Queer Questions With Hidden Answers If You Can't Answer Them, Look Among the Want Ads. United States navy retired? were reported in 1919? law been in effect? communicable diseasts not marry? G. A. R. are 'now enrolled? from New York to San Francisco? are there in the United States? the United States? What steps should be taken in case of poison? Forgiveness So short of sight, forsooth, Knows nothing beyond youth, thorn That ‘midst most roses lives, Each time that he forgives! —Charlotte Becker. oe The human voice give in. 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It's the aspirin with the three- fold attack upon pain, colds, head- earaches, rheumatism, etc, Be sure to ask for TINGLE'S LAXO ASPTRIN, the improved aspirin with the three points: It’s absorbed easil; —It relieves pain —It’s a gentle laxative LE’S LAXO ASPIRIN gist for the “Three Point Box*® Therapeutic Research, Laboratories, hington, D. C, I wish to announce my lican ticket subject to-the 20000900000009-0 County Treasurer of Natrona (Political Advertisement] $6960¢¢0000006064 Announcement candidacy for the office of County on the Repub- August primaries, AGNES M. CLARE. “But a young fellow and his girl, who start on nothing and work their court when their marriage is founded there are hundreds of foolish children who mis- But as a general rule, the, they did! ‘Tell the young fel- I have seen) unhappiness in marriage to. I got married At what age is an admiral in the How many billion dollars in ‘per- sonal incomes in the United States How long has the present copyright In what states may persons with About how many members of the How far is it by automobile road How many miles of telegraph wire What is the lifetime of an elephant? How many Odd Fellows are there in| Leve that would only pluck the rose, Who but on thornless pathways goes But love, that torn, shuns not the | Finds joy, both. ageless and newborn, | n in a few cases “An’ there were pigs ap’ chickens and a windmill with squeaks in its joints and apple blossoms—miles an’ miles 'n’ miles of apple blosoms, Jenny Linn,” said Betty, rag doll a hug. “That what was on my uncle’s farm, Don’t you wish you'd been there?" “Oh, I dof sighed Jenny, with a very fat, rag stuffing sigh. TETTY care so much about the pigs, but I've never seen an apple blossom yet!" “Then it's high time you di snapped the Understanding Scissors. “Come on, Friendly Paste Pot, let's make a mile or so of apple blossoms for Jenny.” Perhaps you think they didn’t? Eut Gorgeous ones! And you may make some to if you'll follow the |picture. First the Understanding Scissors took some pink tissue paper and cut it into strips. ‘The strips were about 1% inches wide and as long as iy iP y But I am its|the sheets, as is shown in A. Each If a young fellow has a job that is steady and the right he should forget about orange soms, church weddings and motor , and he should help his girl for- They should get busy strip was neatly folded, as shown in B. Then a little figure was drawn, as shown in C. It was drawn on one fold of the paper, When this was cut, @ whole flock of little pink blos- soms, like D, came fluttering out of what had been a strip of tissue paper. Next the Paint Box Pal, put a few i giving her little | Betty. dots of yellow and brown in the cen- ter of each blossom, just as there are dots in real bi eetness dots. “I know what comes next,” cried “A branch!” Out she scampered with Peter Poodle, and in a minute they trotted back with a bare branch. “It doesn’t look like much,” she “I don't | said. PLAYS SHE'S SPRING TODAY, MAKING APPLE TLOSSOMS “Watch!” said the Paint Box Pal, and in a jiffy the flowers were cluster- ing on the branch, in happy bunches. Before they were pasted on, Betty crumpled each one the least bit, for she remembered the lovely crumpli- ness of the real blossoms. Also sho crowded them close together in spots and left other spots bare, just as the real branches are trimmed. And after that, she added something else that ALWAYS goss with apple blossoms, What? Butterflies, of course. They were cut from strips of heavier white Paper, just as the blossoms were cut, and colored blue and yellow with gay dots. Oh, how you'll laugh when you make some too. Tomorrow—Adventure Trails: Sailing Catamaran.” Copyright, 1922, by Georgg Matthew Adams. A | U a a deep-cut button SE your judgment in tire buying. Atire that does not show strength and a springy resistance when flexed under hand pressure will not give ade- quate endurance under road wear. Fisk Cord Tires are remarkably resilient. Also they are big, good-looking tires with security on wet roads and pavements. There’s a Fisk Tire of extra vaiwe in every size, Sor car, truck or speed wagon CORD TIRES tread which offers I wish to annow Clerk pralelapena subjec Announcement of the District Court on the Republican ticket t to the August primaries. candidacy for the office of ADDIE KENSINGER. capable. Opening June you can deliver the goods. WANTED Experienced grocery solitior and collector. manent job, good pay. Applicant must be honest and ADDRESS S. M., BOX A-8, TRIBUNE Per- 25th. Don’t apply unless