Casper Daily Tribune Newspaper, March 14, 1922, Page 2

PACE TWO. Ede Casper Dally Ecfdure nch ‘Telephone Exchange Connecting All Departments ed at Casper (Wyoming), Postoffice as second class matter, November 22, 1916. MEMBER THE ASSOCIATED PRESS a. R HANWAY President and Editor/ EARL E HANWAY, .—— Business Manager| W. H HUNNZY —___ Associate Editor/ City Editor} i E EVANS .. -—-~--- Advertising Manager ‘THOMAS DALY . Advertising Representatives. Prodiien, King & Prudden, 1720-23 Steger Bldg. Chicago, 10.; 286 Fifth avenue, New York City; Giobe Biig.; Bos m, Mass. Copies of the Daily Tribune are on file in} the New York, Chicago and Boston offices and visitors are welcome. By Carrier nae en STS SUBSCRIPTION RATES. Three Mor " oes SE No subse: by mail accepted for less period than three must be paid tn advance and the sure delivery after subserip-| Member of Audit Bureau of Circulation (A. B. C) “Member of the Associated Press. | ‘The Associated Press is exctusively entitled to the tse for publication of all news credited in this paper and} also the local news published herein. Kick if you Don’t Get Your Tribune. Call 15 or 16 any time between 6:30 and 8 o'clock p. m. $f you fafl to receive your Tribune. A paper will be de- ivered to you by special messenger. Make it your duty to Jet The Tribune know when your carrier misses you. aE LET HER GO! So S. G. Hopkins, formerly of Wyoming, more re- cently of Washington, where he held a job under the Inte lamented administration of Woodrow Wilson, has been brought back to the state to place his herculean shoulder under the wheel of the Kendrick campaign. ine business. John B. will furnish the axte grease, Joe O'Mahoney will apply it and Hopkins will do the ghoving on the wheel. The others will stand around and do the grunting and the cheering. It is whispered that as soon as Hopkins becomes ac- <Timated to the altitode and his wind improves the ex- ercises will be opened by a prelude by the Kendrick ergans big and little, These machines are somewhat ‘rusty and off key and will require considerable axle grease to remove the wheeze from their bearings, whieh matter is well understood by the mechanicians Grifting in from Washington. Just what kind of jazz will be put-over-has not been @isclosed in anything that has been said or done, per- olating to this side of the barbed wire entanglements. “Those most competent to opine are opining that the wid songs of 1916 will be syncopated and the most spopular ones of the past six years will be addedto-the “repertoire and the program will go at that. Suits us, we're sure, Only, it is to be hoped? some- Thing will be started, while we are all standing around asriting for grass to come, things are a little dull. The most important thing in cormection with Hop- Zins is the news that he wears a closer fittin: slirt | which demoralized our markets, and the federal re- | instead of increasing our national debt, we are taking} | Seeees dee xmas it was used to notify members drcving down money enovgh What wil you how far will you ¢o—to even up things?” Wi tell that we are barely able to stand at all, and :veed the brace of friendly legislation. You onght to krow, and probably do know, that we are very necessary in American scheme of things. We covld not go without dragring others after us and causing general smash. We are not in favor of smash.” “How many candidates will have the courage to give all of these men a frank once-over, and reply as the} occasion really requires? How many will plant them- selves firmly on the proposition that we are all in the same boat, and that relief that does not in a measure) relieve all will not mect the emergency; that the farm-| ers, the wage-earners, the manufacturers and that) powerfal and deserving contingent known as the con-' sumers must all be taken into consideratica, not pre-| ferably class by class, but as parts of a whole which! needs attention?” | eee he JUST COMPARE RECORDS. When a Democrat tells you the Republican admin-| istration has done nothing, ask him to compare rec- erds with the preceding Democratic administration during its first twelve months. He will cite as Demo- cratie accomplishments the Underwood tariff law, serve act, the results of which are being denounced by Democratic leaders in both houses of congress. Re- publican legislation and administration have brought | the nation far enough back to normal so that Liberty bonds which sold for 85 cents on the dollar in the Wil-| een administration are now worth 97, we are reducing| adequate care of the disabled and incapacitated vet- erans, we have checked undesirable immigration, es-| tablished a national! budget, discontinued a large part) of burdensome bureaveracy. regained our former high | Place in international counsels and led the world into} an international agreement for peace and reduction of armament. a | SENDERS OF TELEGRAMS. ‘This business of inducing your friends to send ftocks| of telegrams to members of congress to favor some-| thing you want or your friends want is oldstuff. Worn threadbare by frequent use. In the first place what- ever it is you want is something you shouldnt have and is not in any way connected with the public good. Most likely it is purely selfish. At the time the prac- of the approval af constituents on certain actions they| had performed. Telegrams of commendation soon be-| came telegrams of command, now they are propaganda | for every purpose under the sun. Chairman Madden ef the house appropriations committee, has lately taken occasion to project a remark or two at telegram users in which he ssid: “T have never seen any evidence on the part or any government functionary or any modesty when he wants money. He comes and demands and pleads and argues and uses every power that he knows how to use, and if he does not get what he wants he gener- ally wires to somebody to wire to somebody else, and | you get a flood of telegrams as the result of his wir- ing that there is need for something when there is no justification for it. Every telegram you get urging you to do something generally originates here. It does not originate anywhere else. These departments have a sense of smell that prompts them to send telegrams to every place in the United States, from which they think a telegram may come back to you to-tell you to do something you’ ought not to do.” aa Se THE ART OF SITTING. “Man ts built to sit,” asserts the Chicago Journal of Commerce. “We used to think the horse was not KEEPING HIM DOWN ON THE FARM GIRL NOW WELL AND STRONG Paha Vegetable Com: Com- pound as Mother Advised Night Driving and Safety With the increasing use of the pub-| fines the road anfl leaves a clear cut Me highways for night driving those| edge between the pavement and the factors which make for safe driving,| shoulder. Horse drawn yebicles, pod- estrians, cyclists and other objects up- on the pavement may be readily seen and avoided. ‘The motorist ts tot time =nd again to be careful. Automobile clubs have launched safety campaigns. All these have produced favorable results, but there is another method by means of which safe driving may be promoted and that ts through the selection of a type of pavement whose qualities aid the driver in avoiding eocidents— Concrete Highway Magazine. pind Starck tre Path of Spring I walked along ‘Where bated everywhere, Like youth that leavens graying and skill of the driver, but the driver's ability is governed by his vision. If he cannot easily distinguish other objects on tho road at night or if the edge of the pavement is blotted out by the darkness accidents are likely to occur in spite of extreme caution. Laws regulating the use of head- lights and dimmers have done much to make night driving safer, but even with these advantages the driver is badly handicapped unless he can tell | just how far he can turn out with} safety. Already there has been consid- erable agitation for the lighting of highways at night, and while little has been accomplished along this line, it is an indication of the trend of thought toward safety in night driving. Other developments show the {!n-| I heard e tird with golden notes years, ‘ Breathed tender prontige on the air. Special Easter Tripfave N.Y. Apel b—Arvive N.Y, Apea. 15 Fastest Steamers on Bermuda re Good on Steamer—Offering Unequallea Express Service S. S. “Fort Victoria” and S. S. “Fort Hamilton” Twin-Screw, 24,000 Tons Displacement. Twin-Screw, 11,000 Tons Displacement Bermuda Offers All Outdoor Sports No Passportep—Many Modern Hotels. Write for attractive inclustve rates FURNESS BERMUDA LINE & Whitehan st. NEW YORK OR ANY TOURIST AGENT March Days Te LSeae_ Oe amo) “AIN'T March wonderful?” collar since residing in Washington. In former and ti gmore careless days he presented the appearance of { Sumping through his collar but couldn’t make it on © Gecount of his shoulders. His old friends and admir- vers recall that there was always room between his creasing use of highways for night! Pipe summons clear to summers driving. A “slow spood "mit has been choir, suggested in one state which would | Soft clouds Mike ladies’ siiken scarfx make it necessry for tracks and slow] ‘railed out around -the distant spire. mechanically equipped for that posture, but an ob- serving correspondent corrected us. The cat and dog’ sit, and they seem to enjoy doing so. ‘Without more than comfortably filling the gap. “Many contrivances for easy and comfortable sit- ting are in use—rocking chairs and easy chairs in a variety of shapes. Some doubt exists as to the wis- dom of the habitual use of these conveniences built moving vehicles to use the highways during the non-rush hours. Several of A necromancy widely wrought RADIATED Friend Husband after a * * Deep Died like a silver bugie out. 16 “tat has been changed now so observers report. Employing somewhat the same language that Mr. fi Dewey used in addressing Mr. Gridley at the battle of 20 geanila—you may fire, when ready, Mr. Hopkins! eens HOw IT Is. Sister ‘Alice Robertson, our only congresswoman, says it is a fifty-fifty proposition. She used to think met one woman in a hundred knew anything about politics and it has since been fully confirmed. An- other thing has also been settled since her advent into 3 the great national sport—not one man in a hundred 2% knows anything about politics, either. st We have suspected as much for some time, but we for lazy comfort. It is said that when one relaxes and leans back while at work, if he has a sitting job, that his back nruscles become weak and the vital or- gans in the lower part of his body are’ thrown out of place. Long continued easy sitting of this kind is likely to develop functional weakness, we are told. “We knew a man who learned to sit right—erect, with no back support. For many years his profes- sional duties required him to sit, and very comfort- able swivel chairs were provided for him. But he ac- quired the habit of sitting in the correct position with no back support, and could do so for five hours at a stretch without fatigue in the muscles of his back. He lived to a great age entirely free of all abdominal dis- orders—stomach, bowel, liver or kidmey—and attrib- gest part of the trip is made at night. It is probable that this practice will in-] 4 festive look the somber carth crease as truck lines reach their high- Demurely wore for man and maid, MORNING ride in the family flivver. “MAYBE SO, mebbe so,” gloomed FRIEND Wife as she poured the COFFEE. “March's about the SAME’S September in the kitchen and roads in thetr communities are arare of the advantages of such roads for} A hand invisfble but near night driving, Other things being] Had draped in velvet dell and done, equal, a road surface which reflects | and softly from the friendly hedge rather than absorbs light will natur-[ ‘Trilied busy insects’ happy croon, ally be the safest road for night driv- —Mande De Verse Newton ing. It Is well known that a light a object reflects ght while a dark ob-| “Mothering Sunday” was formerly ject absorbs it. The more nearly a] observed in England on the fourth pavement whiteness the] Sunday in Lent, when it was the cus- fe mever knew before just how to account for the things 4 one by the Wilson administration. a | : ROW OVER ISSUES, v _ The national leaders of the Democratic party are 3¢ Smving quite a controversy over the issues on which 1( they will elect to go before the people in the congres- @& gional campaign. Such leaders as James M. Cox, %. Woodrow Wilson and Joseph P. Tumnulty seem deter- y mined to drag out the league of nations from its ob- 6 Lvion and to center attack on the four-power treaty. p Opposed to this is a group headed by Oscar Under- f. wood, Atlee Pomerene and other important members| of the senate and prominent outsiders like W. J. Bry- an who is no nourishment im dead horses, publican record made in congress lo + Jim Cox feels so gay since he emerged from the x snow drift of 1920, that he even wants to go to Massa- } elusetts and take a poke at Henry Lodge m the ap- t proaching campaign, because he holds the Mrssachn-| CePtion of this as possible. 3 setts senator personally responsible for wrecking both| the league and his presidential aspirations in 1920. some horse sense and better than a fugitive knowledge 4 of sentiment in Massachusetts are advising against the Friends of the late Democratic candidate, possessing| consistent with due economy; it means honesty and uted ‘the fact largely to his habit of sitting erect” ———————— RELIGION IN POLITICS. “About the last thing people fancy go together is religion and politics,” says the Lewiston Journal. “Take an eléction for instante. Tt isn’t a matter of creeds or sects or dogmas. But, to any right-minded person, it should be a matter of principle. “The understanding of this simple truth makes poli-| ties and religion one; for principle is not something which can be left behind in the church pew on Sun- day night or confined to the prayer meeting or ves- per service. It follows a person right into his home,| his social affairs, his private business, and into pub-| Fic affairs, also. “An election, then, ean best be understood as a} choice of the best possible means of bringing the lar-| gest demonstration of principle into municipal serv ice, Candidates should stand or fall on this issue.| Voters should cast their ballots with as clear a con- “But principle eliminates graft; it substitutes ef- | ficiency for favoritism; i means the largest progress service through and through—and that is real religion. “We may miss it, again and again, in choice of can-| approaches better will be its light reflecting qual-| tom to give servants and apprentices —EE—E Piles Cured in 6 to 4 Days Concrete pavements, being of a Nght ists refund money if PAZO grey color, are easily seen in the light }OINTMENT fails to cure Itching from the automobile lamps. The dark-| Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles. er color of the shoulders clearly de-lInstantty relieves Itching piles. 60c. CONDENSED STATEMENT of the WYOMING NATIONAL BANK OF CASPER At the Close of Business March 10, 1922 Loans and Discounts......$2,542,172.10 Capital Stock .___...$ 100,000.00 THAT'S where I stay most of the TIME. NowifI hada CLARK J BWEL GAS RANGE WITH LORAIN OVEN HEAT REGULATOR I might dilate on the beauties of * * *, MARCH.” “Kindly detail the = * = e HINT,” murmured hubby and getting * * * “THE explanation, he headed for the * * * = GAS APPLIANCE OFFICE and learned 3 Gidates or election results; but the fact remains - Overdrafts al 1,364.04 proposed visit. Tt would be exactly Ike Cox, however, z remains as un s- : 4 (ape a, sd oe ahem league around) aiterable as God himself. Who can doubt or gainsay| U. S. Bonds and Rev. Surplus --.---+-—« 100,000.00 ee throush the hedges and by-ways of the old Bey State | this? Neither Jew nor Gentile, Catholic nor weuc-u----.- 100,924.13 Undivided Profits * 66,920.86 ABOUT this time and money saver. : He never would profit by advice. We all rememb his famous swing through the west doing and saying ran\ EE A Reserved for Taxes. .—~ 000.00 foolish t ing ridiculous charges about Re.| The Dalles News has found new cause for alarm at Sak Rea =, NOS Circulation .-—-_-~... 100,000.00" wublican ¢ m expenditures and causing no end| Fencral moral conditions in the country, by the dis- ones : of discomfiture to his campaign managers. That is|0very that in some towns fhe little girls are not Bank .-~~-—.--—-— 000. t Sahn ha We caning txcs to eee etal ever ceataing thet Tablets Furniture and Eistures.. 80,317.04 Deposits ..... $3,494,988.60 ® Most « except Jim Cox, has x-very good eee Cash on Hand, due from 1. Sdea of the results to be “obtained im a campaign of| If -business-is slow, maybe you are not-chasing it Banks and U. $1,0 721.74 119 East First Street Phone 1500 criticism of I Lodge in Massachusetts. Why —————_—o—____ S. Treasurer - ’ ° aN don’t Cox’s friends give him this way and let him dem- mitate once for all just how many kinds of a fool e is, ——o-—___ STUDY YOUR CATECHISM. for house and senate this year-will con- y ventures the Washington Star. duled for an experience. “The farmers will ask, ‘What, if elected, will you or us? We are in the nine hole, and, naturally, out, Read our circulars, aud tell us how re-earners will ask, ‘How d& you feel to- reat numbers of us are not at present » and those of us on payrolls are not r| Protestant.” | eS Se The Porto Ricans-seemr to be determined-to rile Mr. Reily. ~ | What are the movie folks going to do about giving | Usa closer up of that Patagonia plesiosaurus? 0 ‘When Hitchcock gets his world bank established, will Europe be his chief depositors or chief borrowers? eS The hooch pocket has supplanted the hip pocket in spring styles for men. Be Brn | It is again time for some poetically inclined cifi- zen to take the chance on reminding the world that winter lingers in the lap of spring. Stamps Other Bonds and War- $3,864,909.46 ; Largest Bank in Casper and Central Wyoming OFFICERS AND DIRECTORS B. BROOKS, President B. GE. ROY C. WYLAND, Vice President P. J. O°CONNOR Capital and Surplus $200,000.00 WARNING! Unless circumstances are altered, it looks like a strike of coal miners on April 1. We urge everyone to put in a sufficient supply of coal to tide them over the shortage. CLEAN LUMP COAL FOR IMMEDIATE DELIVERY CASPER SUPPLY CO. 913—-PHONES—914