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PAGE TWELVE ‘LITTLE CONGRESS: Mofit EFFICIENT THAN REAL ONE! SECRETARIES TAKE UP WORK WHERE SOLONS GIVE UP DESTINY OF NATIONS SETTLED IN’ LIVELY. GAUGUSES * the Warren district, dtessed. man who has E. > BY FREDERIC J. HASKIN | In tree when the Bisbee deportations : Awarked In the “post office Biers xpertence n né nths, recently returned to the WASHINGTON, D. C., March 25.—When congress closes Sra) aiiard ae aare Writer with the “Net Known’ }leré” CALL 467-R on Saturday nights, and our august lawmakers depart for home, their secretaries now get together and hold a little congress of their own. Little congress is months old, but already it has the peace treaty question, the I ning policy, and a few other matters which the big congress is still worrying over. Little Congress has Its speaker, ser- geant-atarms, and its clerk. Ry spe- cial permission of Spenker Gillett, tt meets in the caucus room of the House of Representative Office Building. The caucus room, where the Republicans) men he attributes to the fact that after } Butleé Corp. to Johnson L, Lambert, e efe re or Democrats gather when they wish| keeping a Congreasman’s dates and ét al, on lot 5, block 8, Midwest aad.; to. discuss party affairs, is one of tre) Correspondence , straignt allthe weit, j con, $200. orrec @e most beautiful halls in the city, and ia| Most woman secretaries prefer misical Patent: United States to Donald| : } only a little less dignified than the! Comedy to political debate. | Michie, on land. in section 14-35-79. . pfs § House of Representatives cham- Floor and ceiling are white mar- real ber. ble, and the walls are white, decora! |it has already grown from the four ; : ct < at eee: ie ‘ ca with pillars. Brown velvet window | organizers to a membership of 60. tot en anya ve: ig Leontine If your Eyes have been bothering: you—either : on reading hangings, a long green topped taiile,|” ‘phe members say that they are gain- | A.M. Nichols, et ux, to J. I. Moon, iS rtant that you have them and rows of chairs are the main f1-ling | great deal of walueme Infecme., PRESIDENT TAKES MOTOR RIDE—President and Mrs. Wilson shown in/'a| on lot 256, Kenwood Adld., $230, Hi or in your everyday work it i impo ts y nishings. When is arranged lke }tion and experience from the meetings| femarkably fine photograph, the best yet taken of the nation’s chief executiye| | De? apek pag Rane ES examined at once. the House cham! With a speaker’s/ of Little Congress. A secretary at the| 2nd his wife since the former s illness, as they were leaving the White House . > and the chairs in a biz semi-cir| capitol has to. know as much as pos.| for an automobile ride. | O. A. Graybeal of the Frantz Oii Cor- and the glittering chandeliers are | poration offices in Denver is here for) It is beyond onr. power to restore sight, but we can arrest conil- all lighted, it is a room to inspire a! | a suort business visit. fi resuit in Setaven tot young secretary 10 hetghts of eloquence | C#llers stream in aud out of\his con-| ‘These are Senator Harris, of Georgia, Att P j tions, which if left unattended, would résu partial al his Congressman might easily envy. |Stessman's office all day, the -thick-|and Representative Lutkin, of Mass.: orney £asses js blindness, he At cight o'clock sharp, on Saturday | 10%. oe the ik oad depending on the} Burroughs, of N. H.; White, of Maine; sy ) » ne sitle [importance of the name on the door.| sheppard ‘of Texas, Mead, of N. Y.: c ne nights: the. speaker (ot) Boe outs Bde tn 0h cores remem hi Query On; Barred So you can readily see the Importance of securing the spest skill, bangs on the big table with his gavel, au the members come to, order. as “The subject for discnssi~: before;ask for, but most of them go away!Smith, of Idaho; and Lanham of Tex- Rock Is Missing +} Stop in and have us test your eyes—there is no charge and if glasses Little Congress tonight.” drawls the} with their missions accomplished, The|as. Besides - these, Representative} é Hl will not help you, we will frankly tell you so. xneaker In his heat public voice, “is secretary tells them how the represen-| Crisp, of Georgia, and Browning of New | / 3 : that of soldiers’ bonuses. Most of us!tative stands on the homestead bill,| Jersey served in clerical, capacities aM “The question is,” says Rob 4 ‘ = 166 Center (next door to J. L. renlize that the nation owes’some-token|what his opinion of the eight-hour law! the house of representattves. Getic Whe iad leredtRh paoreecte: | ‘ Naw nes Re at Ne oe ca uae ri Se a aie of reciation to the men who so ably is, the status of his latest bill, of} These congressmen have been made} poultry fancier—“what became of the "me gis dca *) where we will ke pleaged “to y -: served it in the war. Tonight we shall|whether he has ‘a yacahey for West] honorary members of Little Congress! I4ymouth Rock? } hear from four members who will place} the phases of the question before us.”| something more than’% vakue idea of/tell of their experiences and “old! Me hought four hens, sight unseen. BOCKER fi The debate follows, with speeches by| what that particular representative) times” One“representative remembered} “The first-day, when he went to look | 1 : e four members designated beforehand.| stands for and is doing. the time when a secretary to a con-' at the: flock there were four brown | & Later, however, all join in the scrim-} A secretary who has been with his|gressman received a monthly salary of] hens in| the pen. ‘fhe next day +) age, and before midnight.. Little Con-lcongressman for.a number of terms ts| $50, paid only when congress was in| chewed’ twe brown onat tee eee | Frenze s ewe. ry gress resembles closely big Congress! one of those impossible combinations of| session. Another went him one better} hens. ‘The third diy there were two} on an. intense day. The meetings of these young politi- cal enthusiasts are” not entirely se- rious, any more than the real Con- gress Is always as solemn as it likes to be pictured. After the main sub- ject of the evening js settled to the liking of the majority Rockville, Maryland, is usually pre- wented before the body for considera- ‘tion. The Sweet Pea Club, we hasten to explain, which is ardently interested in reform. we expect soon to have a membership James H. Cody went to Thermopolis % 9 I regret that a mistake was made in printing my telephone num- Congress has so many. organizations| even if they become congressmen them: as big x¢ the senate.” today. ber in former issues, In any event we can give you better service if to dealwith seriously that the serre-| S¢lves. It is impossible to say what effect Ye you wish me to call on you, or to taries decided to have one of their| When asked if Little Congress eX-| 1 ittle Congress will have on big con- : you will MAIL us your orders. If you own which they could be facetious | paeneee ss pen Apes Bek gress. A secretary is often a very FOR SALE give your order on phone call 657-M, after school hours, being sure to about. So petitions are introduced g 63 important person, and when he starts ad Our plants are looking better today than at from the Sweet Pea Club asking that|Saturday night debates will undoubt-|syeaking in public meetings on mat-| 5 114 East Second St. SAE FOUR RTS secre bi the germs be legislated out of exist- edly ‘Drove yattiehle 4 ching? paSer » wrs of state, he is apt to get some Lots 3 age 4 in block 189, Th S ll Sh this, timeany: previous ‘season. ence, or that men’s clothes he. stqn:|*" pr. BUDS BIOS. Oye - ere} decided opinions and talk the over eas ‘ dardized, and then Little Congress. pro-|{# no thot of this in holding the meet-| with his, congresemad, shee ver| fi west front, Car addition. ey ae 0es. WILLIAM MOSTELLER ceeds to consider in mock eloquence the] Ings. peace treaty will get decided in con-|{| See Comnor at Tribune. P. O. Box 1105 advisability of these measures, Members of Little Congress conv the House and Senate only in so far as they appove, and when they disapprove it is in no uncertain language. The question early arose as to whether or not the body should be non-partisan. This was quickly settled—no political parties in ‘Little Congress, and no~di- vision of Repblicans on one side of the hall and Democrats on the other. The secretaries decided that they would be guided by ‘principles before politics (though whether the secretary of John Cabot Lodge, would rise to defend the League of Nations is doubtful to our mind.) Another point of tradition came up. According to the Constitution of the organization, a speaker holds office two months. When the first speaker's term ended, he stated firmly that he would not consider another term as he. had always believed in one term for execu- ciple into practice. refused a nomination for second tevin on the strength of his past remarks, This.tirst speaker of the congress sec: of Besides knowine all the tricks of secretaries was Ned Baldwin, retary of Representative Sinnott Oregon. times secretary and twice acting ehalr man of, the Oregon State Republican), committee. Mr. Baldwin name Little Congress. of secretaries. | a petition from the Sweet Pea Club ct} is a fictitious organization} tives and now he would put. his prin- This is probably the first case on record where a man|¥ is responsible for the/}} a new organization, just three -solved, to its own satisfaction, rish question, the national ship- sentative or any other attache of the Capitol can apply for membership. So far none of the woman secretaries have asked admission, but Mr. Bald-vin says j they -have the same opportunities to run for Little Congress as the mfisn. Lack’ of interést on the part of the ‘o- } The men, however, are extremely in- terested in ‘the new organization and sible about the business of lawmaking. Nineteen out of 20 of these visitors never see or talk to the man they Point. To handle these callers requires. efficiency, versatility and ‘ politeness that you read «bout in business men’s magazines. He dictates an irresista- ble letter to an irate constituent, tells a@ phone caller that’ the representative is on the floor of he house, and plans |& press notice of a speech, ail at ‘once. There may be times when he settles down to one thing at a time, but we {have never happened to call, on these occasions. Some congressmen « are known as men with single-track minds. Their secretaries never enter this’ class, | “Many people bave the ides that it is} the easiest thing possible for a sécre-| tary to become a senator or represen- tative,” he wenton. “Really it is the most difficult.. A secretary who is loy- al to his employer cannot run for of- fice against him. Of course, he might establish residence in another district and run for office ‘there, but he would have to build up @ new support, for his. friends ,and acquaintances would naturally be in the district he had left. About the only way for a secretary to reach congress is for the congressman ‘to retire or die, and even then not one secretary in’a hundred succeeds his em- ployer.” Mr. Baldwin has located one sena- * | tor and seven representatives now in} congress. who have been secretaries. and have spoken, at-‘open meetings to by recalling his experiences when sen- ators thot $25 a month enough to pay for an office valet. Little Congress is a very yourg in- stitution, so young, in fact, that not all the secreturies know of its exist- ence. But it is a hustling body, and Ned Baldwin has great hopes for its future, “It's hard to get people to do things dor the first time in Washington,” he says, “but we are past chet stage, and gress now that the secretaries have set- tled it. Rc ESS es \ADTOMOBILE OWNERS—Save a taw hundred this year. See our ad this issue. |= UNIVERSAL CHEMICAL CO. 3-13-10 ‘Bes Palace | Ice Cream Parlor 146 South Center As Bob tells it, the story is good. black and two white hens. Always four hens—the proper num- ber—but the colors changed ' with kaleidoscopic regularity. And when Bob asked the man who had sold ‘him the hens. what color they ought to be, he learngd that he had purchased two brown hens, one black and one Plymouth Rock. And—the Plymouth Rock has never been seen a-tall. a | 1. W.W. BEHIND — _ BISBEE STRIKE, WITNESS SAYS) (By Associated Press.) TOMBSTUNE, Mar. 26.—The occured, called by the Metal Mine Workers" Union and the I. W. W, organization, —— Realty Transfers - | _——— oO Patent: United States to Katherine E. EB. Eliott on land in section: 33-35-79. | George. W. Hughes, et ux, to Stephen UDreher,,un lot 8, block”87,"Casper, $15. George FE. Lilly, et to Rollie Decker, on part of block 13, Casper, $ ux, FROM | $9.25 UP GO GET THEM AT ALE OF ‘THE LOST LETTER’ IS DIVULGED Rd story of inet Lost. Letter,” hich’ Postmaster, W. W. Sporul did Big tell at the Chamber of Commerce Juncheon Tuesday was heard today with new variations. A letter ad- TA ‘TIM HE} TAILOR “Do Your Tailoring Also Cleaning, and Be ‘20 Years’ stamp on its face. Powder River! —————~— Read The Tribune Want Ads 125 North Center if ee | Defective Eyes aided by every help of science when being fitted with glasses. OUR STOCK IS COMPLETE and Optical Co. ‘ 166 South Center Street POSOOODTOFI DE OEE TREES SHRUBS PLANTS ping days until are right. Men’s Suan As. there are only 7 more shop- that you will want to buy an entira new outfit of wearing apparel for that day we want you to know that we are prepared to fit you out from head to {sot with all of the latest styles of Suits, Hats, Shoes, Shirts and Neckwear, etc., and our r prices Shoes Clothing In this department we feature the well-known. Hirsh-Wickwire make of Suits which insures you up-to- date styles, good-fitting garments and the very best of workmanship. We also have a good make of young men’s suits in all of the latest models with fancy linings, which will ap- pealto all of the young men in Cas- per, and we want you to come in and look them over. Easter and we know “I just always thought of it as a Little Congress and referred to it that way,” he says, and most of the boya like it. We had a hot ¢ebate over thé name, though, and considered Congres Junior and a number of other natnes, But Little Congress won.” The object of Lit-te Congress, Mr. Raldwin explains, is to promote ‘xood fellowship, and ‘for the members to gain knowledge of parliamentary pru- cedure, to become more efficient as secretaries, and to itnprove the art of) i public speaking. Any secretary to a Senator or Repre. We are prepared now to it every man and boy in shoes, having the largest. ‘tock ever shown in Cas- oer. Come to us for your shoes and we will guaran- iee to fit and please you. All mew up-to-date furnishings. Quality and Service at your command. Fresh Cut Flowers Every Day Corrmcur inant Wicxwing CO. 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