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ea g be i ‘free’? if a-game warden finds Ss we BEA MS st you ‘‘nettin’’ fish (or quail) he/Supreme Court Gives Him Place COMBINED STATEMENT eats paste Sin ON high takes said fish and quail, burns on Court of Appeals, your-nets-and,-if you-remons —aseorang to : paral) of 0, , hello, folks. Say, ‘do you know that between ‘‘makin’’ a living and gettin’ ready for ‘“‘war’’ I am kept so busy that} golly, | think the people were}°¢ eo I, can’t find time to write you,|‘‘quiite right’? (bully for St. cine vein ae ee. ed and when T tell you that it takes) Louis). They don’t want Sunday of clection was issued to Judge THE WAL ON 15 minutes ‘“‘every week’ to write my column you can see how precious is time to me. I'am like a phonograph (only I don’t talk much), I make.a record of the things I see and store ’em up for future use and so, when I get ready to write I simply grab a pencil and paper and, bingo—in : and—you know the rest. Springfield red as the Dem-|} |. Money loaned................. 15 minutes you have “‘Sun-| My contention is, a man may be|SPringfie Pee iaeibe Py Sie coal Overdrafts 2,557.02 beams” (and 1 suspect) bad! good “Christian” and never go| cratic nominee, and 1,300 votes|] - Overdrafts...... Hseasaicneal AAO ERO aren 67.486.72 dreams, too. If at any time I may|to ‘meetin.’ A man may be -a]Were cast for him. The only Dem- Real Estate (Including Bank Building) ‘ * g seem vague and indefinite don’t] good Democrat (cause he was ocratic ballot cast 1 Bradley Furniture and Fixtures.............. synibennonn anon dadsdc0 3,000.00 be impatient. Remember I am/born so) and also he may be. a| 8s ue who ae ee . ve ab- Cash and Due from Banks.....................5- Rents “iri + 271,630.67 630.67 young and _ inexperienced and|‘‘patriotic’’ cuss and no holler his |8°"tee Ve ay aie ete $1,774,055.75 have much to learn (or unlearn as/ head off tellin’ about it. ‘That’s| County there are hee eee the case may be). Now, having|me.’’ I can ‘‘shoot as straight, oe Spb ue a haa 5 gotten this spicl out of my sys-|-run us fast, hide quicker and keep i we enone. Segue ie Capital Stock...............ccccccues $305,000.00 tem I feel better and will proceed} my mouth shut ‘closer’ ’? about} 378 ine eae ity of 343 By, Surplus and Profits 225,202.42 to make the ‘‘Sun béam.”’ things of which I know nothing |C°x ue LV ILENE 035 out- Bills Payabl 225,000.00 ‘ Stop- Look!! Listen!!! (Also] (war, ete.) than anybody and side of Maries ae 4 FAYADIE........ eee eee 1,000.00 and very much to the ‘‘pint’’)| further I don’t need any ‘‘brass] The office ot wudge of Oe Set aside for Taxes ‘don’t talk too much.’? These be| band” or ‘dim Reed” to arouse | Springfield ; pee eee | RBGROMIN Bern re is pa hie hie COA eo 1,017,853.33 turbulent times. The whole} my fightin’ blood and 1 don’t] PAys an annual salary te | world is at war. (All - ‘‘cept’’| think mueh of any man who waits| Jefferson City Pesncerae TREN: $1,774,055.75 Peaceful Valley.)\ Dynasties are} to be told him what a glorious ——————— ” being overthrown, ‘‘Kings’’ and| thing it is to fight for his rights “THE OLD RELIABLE **Zars’’ are lookin’ for some place to ‘‘hide’’ and all things combine to prove the old saying ‘‘Uneasy rests the head that wears a erown.’’ Me? O, I’m not very strong for war. But, I ain’t too {proud to fire a gun.” But infand to evade his questions and schools. The improvement -has!er, best, Mae Barnett, second times like these | don’t believe in) protect my-friends was some job} heen ve ry marked in uniformity | best “Happy Hill, Mabel Wilson Let's just mind our ** People who go always find’? “‘apitatin.”’ own ‘‘bizness. lookin’ for trouble *‘ it. Don’t look. Why pay a nickle at the movies when with the ‘abbreviated, dia- phanous skirt,’’ high top shoes and ‘‘hosettes’’ eve) a better show on the streets. Why, I ask you? Here’s the last word on fishing and as it is from my old (not in years, for he is young at 70 years) friend Win, Sproul, of Montana I “‘shore'’ believe it. Bill tells of a lake out there w ith a small peace and harmony and then up|” ‘The two sehools ranking the old Burton, seeond best; Pleasant ‘island in it, which Contains #/* yonder’? don’t you see, they'll | highest wére:, MeDavitt and Am-| Valley, Hattie Maddy, best, La- Ne t 30 D **hilin’ spring. You sit on the} meet and call me ‘friend.’ oret; the three ranking second | vera Hass, second best ; Red Top, x ays bank, catch a fish, turn around $ fwere: Passaic, Olive’ and Mer-|Juanette Quick, best, WiHie Bear and drope the fish (still on _the ae. Se win. land Milo Craig, second best; at the same old place. hook) in the spring, cook it in 2 7 The’ teachers who. ranked first! Montgomery, Gladys — Cleaner, minutes and while eating said fish eet were Mary Crabb, Beulah Bin-; best, Eula Swarens, Rex Bradley, | spit on your “hait’’ and eateh an. Notice. stead, and Mildred Payne, [second . best; Liberty, Andrew | other one. What? | ; About half of the schools didj Hays, best, Leona Brown, Opal Most of my mail now comes ad-| Notice is hereby given, that let-| no send in writing. The names} Enos, seeond best: Patty, Edwin! a 68 0al, ron and Metal Com any dressed **Sunny Jim ¢ ‘ampbell”” ters testamentary upon the estate} or the schools that sent in writing | McAllister, best, Calvin. Strange, | and yet, some folks say there’s/of Maggie Allen, deccased, have|and the pupils in the respective! second best : Haynes, Lorene;| West Ohio St. BUTLER, MO. *Phone 130 ‘‘nothin’’ in a name. Believe me,/heen granted to the undersigned | conools are given below. 'Kelch, best, Elbert Gragg andl f the leaven ‘‘of sunshine’? is|by the Probate Court of Bates Wilcox, Lucile West, — best,! Arthur Young, second best: ‘workin’? and folks are begin-| County, Missouri, bearing date} yijpam Jackson, second; _ Prairie Orchard Grove, Evelyn Brooks ning to see the “silver rift” in the} the 22nd day of March, 1917. |Gity Wilbert Steiner, best, Elsie|and Edna Hancock, best, W atten | CH Farmer Runs His Own| pressing the name of the owner darkest cloud and who shall say} All persons having — claims! yos¢ August Sehellmann, Osear| Winter, second best; | Amoret,! Distillery to Satisfy Thirst. (and the exact location of this le. that my crude, uncouth — efforts against said estate are required | pix, and Albert Houck, second} Nina Dudley and Myrtle Coffin, | Jefferson City, Mo., March 31. i gally operated still, announces are being wasted (using the} to exhibit them to the under-|hest; Nyhart, Bertha Simmons, best, Marie Stilwell, Jacob La-| |-—In the heart of the erie not | that 16 barrels of whisky were words of another). Let me say, | signed for allowance within SIX! }est, Irene Graig, second best;/ Mar. and Edith Payne, second | many miles from. the AvEE NOt! distilled in 1916 and adds that the clear the darkened windows, open} months after the date of suid let- Red, White and Blue, Emery Gut-| best; MeDavitt, Chester Elder, border line, is a distillery re bi | assertion is made that it was ‘wide"’ the ‘‘door.’’ Let a little ers, or they may be precluded shall, best, Virgil Davis, second|Cleta Elder, Lucille Chapeler,; ly licensed hy: nolo feu, pba “‘pure corn whisky, unadulterat- sun shine in. z from any benefit of such estate; best; Papinsville, Luella Burch, | best, Eulalia Hall, Lorene Young, ing in a local option country, | ed and unrectified’’ and it: had , Seems like eve rything is “' fair ar. They ave ‘trappin” and “-hoats (in season und is-w “nettin’’ 1 _you can see. (any | + out) while here in the land of the he will even take your ‘‘tobaceo”’ away from you. Bill Sunday ain’t “goin” to preach in St. Lonis. He says the people are not “‘right.’? Well, by and his money-getting gang and are not afraid to tell him so. It makes no difference where you go, if its Portland, Maine or Mexico, you'll find the xx!!?@x! I told you so ‘‘the pest.’’ I’d like to take my old shot gun— loaded with ‘‘buck-shot’’ No. 1, as an *‘ American,” There may be a thing more ob- noxious than ‘the ‘‘inquisitive’’ person, I ‘‘dunno.”’ If there is I have never met it. 1 met (one of the above named species) onee I tell ye. Finally I said to hiin-- Yon can’t afford to be a “quiz”? and meddle in your neighbor’s “biz” and you’re a man I know who is, at ‘‘quizzin’’ simply great. A man who does a_ thing like that some day will get his snoot’’ sinashed flat and get his just deserts at that. He well de- serves his fate. Although, ‘‘1’m erazy’’ “‘T'm no fool’’-—I’ve lived to learn in life’s hard school, ‘tis best to mind the ‘‘Golden Rule”’ and do to other men as I would have them do to me and live in and if such claims be not exhibit- ed within one year from the date of the last insertion of this pub- SEAT BRADLEY, the finding of ref=] eree Harry E. Alexander of Cape Girardeau, filed with the clerk of the Supreme Court today, John H. Bradley of Kennett, was elect- ed Judge of the Springfield Court Argus Cox, of Bolivar, Republi- can, by the Secretary of State. The basis of the contest was a blunder on the part of the offi- cials of Maries county. In place of printing the name of John’ H. Bradley, on the Democratic ballot the name of Arch Johnson, of | Report From Miss Rosenthal on/ the Writing in Bates | County. “Tam enclosing detailed re- port of the writing papers which | of work, paper, ete. Tam glad to! receive work from the teachers. ; It is a well known saying that we | can not teach what we do not; know. [ have no some of the teachers nor their pu- pils. It seems to me that all of the teachers should realize good handwriting — means, and | to improve their writing, since a/ course by mail is offered free of | work ~* from | s ‘Hunt and Luey Wabowen, DeJarnett what | Trowbridge, second Whitehead, should be glad of the opportunity | mons, Eva Whitehead, best, Ruby in Wester, Willow Tree, Ophelia Dick =| | Theresa Money loaned . | Audrey Welliver, iPr rench, second best; Valley, Vera Baker, best, Marvin Porter, see- you sent ime from Bates county! ond best; Summit, Irene Seeling- and Aileen Lane, second best; garet Lacy, best, Walter Schmidt, Lulu Bedweel, and Myrtle Fouts, econd best; | Galdie Moles, Marv j best: Moun Gree charge to the teachers where the | json, best, Oneda Rosenthat system penmanship has been adopted.” best, Bertha Swanger, Marie Evans, Marvel Post, and Bertha Wilson, second best; Prairie Rose, Geneve Moch, and Howard Hook, best; second of practi tical | (ond best; Miller, Mabel Vandruff, | (best, Alice Huddleston and- Har- Merwin, Young, best, Agnes Jones, Zanie MISSOURI STATE BANK At Close of Business, March 5, 1917_ best, Kennett best, Fay Tee, id Valley, Mar- n Valley, Opal best, and Esther, best; Olive, Trene Sim- second | Dickison, see- Rutl which, ageording to a report: just | uth | peeeiy ed by the Bureau of Labor Statistics covering the 1916 out- And Si (ASSOCIATE _ INSTITUTIONS) ASSETS f $1,429,411.34 The Old Iron, Rags, Metal, Rubber, Bones, Books, Maga- zines and Newspapers in bundles. Will pay the market price for the ‘no value, only to drink myself,’ quoting the report verbatim, The ;#mount paid for insurance and as. lication, they shall- he forever) paul Fransham, best, Ethel Rud-|Qwen, Marjorie Martin, Eva Har- put of the plant, turned out! # TeVenue tax that year was $82. barred, . : E .,}dell, second best ; Hazel Dell, Ber-|ris, and Eunice - Harris, second whisky that year solely for the! Raw material used. in 1916 was aie: last insertion, April) tha’ Foster, best, George Foster,|best; Enterprise, Nola Hooker,| use of the proprietor and the! rth $800 and there was paid 12, 1917, > ALLEN second best; Tripp, Thelma Rieh- | hest, Bernice Ford, second best: | members of his family. The dis-|°Ut, #160 in wages for a distilling me é DF. ALLE} » {mond, best, Wade Hartrick, sec-; Cherry Grove, Ernie Teays .and tillery bears the unique distine- tperiod covering 68 days. bat, 24-3 ____ Bxecutor./ond hest; Maple (rove, Edith! Marjorie Smith, best, Ruth Fox | tion of being the-only one in “the: F . , a Carter best, Leland Harton, see-| and Ralph Odneal, second best; : ; GROGEAS April 8, 11 O'clock % |hest, Grace Ross and Madge |Spears, second best. lat deraniite of the owner, si Buff 0 P A M Teeter, second best; Bever, Ruth A. C. Moreland. Labor Commissioner William H.' “sh ia ington Eggs for emt \ wes Hyde, best, Delia Drawe, second —_—__—_——. Lewis, head of the “de partment | 25. oe eee PART ONE best; Mt. Zion, Edna Brayton,; accident at Darby Fruit Farm, ly hich received the ret i : at Mrs. Merle Simon, i Organ Prelude—Hidden Musie.| best, Glenn Crist, second best; vy | ore ub [3 hone 5 on 15, Ronte 6, Butler. ¢ Sentence Prayer—R. -M. Tal-|Roeky Point, Nora MeKee, best,| On last Saturday shortly after + bert. \ Pearl Finley, second best; Edge-|the noon hour, while at work at Re ‘Midnight on Olive’s Brow’’ 1{ wood, Leta Walley, best, Lulu!the Darby Fruit Farm the Super- verse—Hidden Musie. Gandern, second best; Mt. Leon-|intendent, Chas. Glassmire, was Bu Y Seripture, *‘The Prayer in the|ard, papers good but no names on | quite seridusly burned by an ex-| i Garden.”’ them; Passaic, Edith Stults and | plosion. | y our New : Garden of Sleep—Solo and|{Ivan Bickett, best, George Wil-| Mr. Glassmire and several em- Chorus. cox, Ruth Snyder, Harry Brown, | ployes of the farm were working “ d q 9 poe Scripture—The Crucifixion. George Ficklin, second best;}on the trees removing decayed j Anthem— "Green Hill Far|Ovid_ Mary Garrison,. best, Chris-| wood and branches and _ filling @ Bs. 1 Away.”’ teen Bellier, second best; Silver-|the cavities with concrete. Be , j PART TWO dale, Roxy Cox, best, Virgil | fore filling the cavities with the as “Thus Saith the Lord’’—and| Walker and Carl Blaser, second | concrete they are treated with From Us Shaw Aleth North eavity compound which was found to be too thick to pour from the -barrel and was placed upon a stove to warm up some. When one of the employees started to pour the fluid from the barrel he ealled the superintendent’s atten- tion to its foaming up and just as Mr, Glassmire stooped over to in- vestigate the, explosion eame, throwing the scalding fluid into his face and on his hands, caus- Irville Schooler, best, Glenn Hill, | ing very serious and painful burns id best ; Lost Corner, Blanche on his face, ears, neck and hands. ‘ord was summoned who, Les pibtiptly’ dressed his wouhds and}. iid what he Soper to alleviate Mr. jazsmire ’s " ering. We hope that his burns will not prove as Esai as was first thought, a best; Victory (67), Effie and Marie Strafuss, best, Simpson, second _ best: Muddy, Irene Campbell, _ best, Verga Kelley, second best; Cres- cent Hill, Gladys Long, best, Del- la Drew, second best; Brush Col- lege, Martha Ward, best, Bertha Meman, second best; Edwards, pupils show great improvement; Concord, Elsie McClure, best, Uria Baily, second best; Mt. Zion, Ist verse ‘‘Low in the Grave.”’ “The Three Short Prayer— Days Sleep.’’ Chorus-—‘‘ How Thou Forget Me?’’ Y Scripture and Short Prayer— ‘*Those We Have Loved and Lost the While.”’ Anthem—‘‘Come to Me.”’ Solo and Chorus—‘‘O Sorrow Not.” BEST STYLES BEST PRICES will Long For the Ladies at Ballard Miss Phrone Lusk Has Our Line of Hats 4 ' Give her 2 call PART THREE i Reged Easter Morn—Scripture ji tao the Dad, Christ i is Risen}; cg Easter Morn,’’ with orchestra. - Short-Easter Sermon by the , best, Nora McKee, second ; Elm Grove,’ Ruth. Beboitt t, Mabel § ee. ¢