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Li. C. Davis in t CALIFORNIA AT THE BAT. - - |OFFERS BIG POLAND BOARS W. H. Charters, Butler, Mo., Has 91 Spring Youngsters Now. he Post Dispatch. Y The outlook wasn’t brilliant for the Democrats that night; New York had gone Republican ¢ They thought it was a land slide and the horns beganto toot— ty New York went Republican th A straggling few got up to go Ching to the hope that ever spr yPhey thought if only HMlinois with her brave suffragettes Should swing in line for Wilson they would soon be cashing bets. But when New Jersey threw ‘em Then Tlbinois declared tor Hughes-=and Indiana, too; en multitude grim melancholy sat Por California’s chance was slint for getting to the bat. Upon that st Then Color And Wans Nebraska 1 Then from five million throats an It rumbled throngh the valley an It pounded on the mountain side For mighty California was comin Ten million eyes were’on her as t five million tongues were rootin Ten million hands applauded as t And it was plainly evident the st Braud!’ cried the maddened mi “Hraud But one scornful look from Wils They saw his face grow stern and cold, they saw his muscles strain And they knew that Mr. Wilson The sneer has Ted from Hughes’ ] He knocks with cruel violence his hammer on the plate. And now the ‘votes are totaled up and now they let“em go And now his hopes are shattered by old California’s blow. Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright And somewhere there are people who are shouting with delight ; And somewhere bands are playing But there is no joy in Wall Street Nyhart Sunbeams. Attention. Untib further no- tice this column belongs ~ exelu- sively to “Sunny Jim.’’ Anyone caught in the act of swiping space in this column: will be promptly haled before a court martiol and if found guilty will be sentenced to be shot at sun- rise on the first Tuesday after the second) Monday‘atter Kaiser Bill cries **Hold enough."’ Most of the stuff which will appear in this column will be **tetotally worthless,”’ but at times To may say something worth while, so in order not to miss any good thing | iake the bitter with the sweet— read all of it. At last one lone woman gous to Congress to sit among 450° men. ! think this is a good plan as it will materially lower the cost o automobiles, Because?» As soon as she arrives and takes her place all the 450 men will at once tum to Canbhers? Falso note that a veireus ado singled to the Wonderment of all ind Ohio knocked the cover off the ball; ked the pellet and the clouds began to lift For Hughes was now depending on the ‘* Minnesota Shift." . few ininntes | wondered why any- Did you ever have any business dealings with W. HH. Charters, and Wall Street claimed the fight. | owner of the oldest, herd of big Missouri? If not, you do not know the length to which he goes to satisfy people who buy big type Poland-China hogs from his herd, That herd is one of the real exhibits among the Poland herds of the state of Missouri. For several years it has been turning out through public and private sales, nearly 400 head of big type Poland-China hogs each year, Every hog which leaves this place is guaranteed immunized from) cholera for ‘life. Every one is guaranteed a breeder, and safe delivery of cach and every one at your home express office is guar- anteed by the owner of this Char- ter Oak herd. Now think of this! The sires and dams of the young hogs on the Charter Oak farm are the best that this breeder can pro- duce or buy. He goes the full length of his rope when he goes out to buy breeding boars or sows to place in his herd, because he has a desire to give his customers a class of hogs that will absolute- ly ‘‘prove out’? all of the claims that are made for improved big type Poland-Chinas such as he of- fers-each year to his trade. Just now there are 91 head of spring boars on this place which are positively the best lot ’ that have ever been offered from Charter Oak farm, Every one of them was bred and raised here. Eyery one has been handled as carefully as possible so that it and the children romp and shout | will do the maximum of service California slammed it out, in the hands of the buyer, Ev- : ery ove has been immunized for life from cholera and is so guar- anteed, Everyone is sold with a written gnarantee that he shall he a breeder or your money is re- funded, What more could any fair minded buyer ask for? Now think of this!~ The herd 1e West MUST follow suit. in deep despair. The rest ings within the human breast. down the Democrats were blue; d more there rose a lusty_yell; d it echoed inthe dell, and recoiled upon the flat g fo the bat. he votes came rolling in; ¢ for the President to win. he tickers ticked the news uff was off with Hughes. echo answered, Hionaires and on and the plutocrats were awed; would be President again. ips, his whiskers curl with hate: , City, Mo. spent the with his parents, Mr. Ss. do A. Patterson of Nyhart. Zack spent most of his boyhood days in~ Peaceful Valley and grew to he amaniy man, That's the kind week end and Mrs we graw here, The “other sort’ {is fully explained in a catalog kind of petered out in this lati-| which has just been published. tude, Come again Zack, The breeding of each and every Dr. “so and so" says that wor-j herd boar, and a complete list of »s of the brood sows yen in this book- let. The herd catalog is free for the asking. It will be mailed all of the ry is fear crystallized and is the in the herd is natural attribute of the savage. There now ‘ain't’? I done. told {you not to worry? You may be jerystallized or paralyzed and be| promptly to you if you ask for in no fit condition to eat wild]it. Tf you want to see the herd |: onions and dandelion greens next} before you buy a boar, you will spring. be met by appointment and tak- Geo. en to the farm which is just one- half nile. from the city limits of Butler, Ifogs are hound to be high next year, so lay your plans now for the harvest which is sure to come, Buy a top boar trom Charters and see the results you Drovers Telegram. : MeKissick of Warren, Montana, made a brief visit | in Peaceful Valley last week. After I listened to George talk for a hody on earth don’t try and get a homestead in’ Montana, dase ball far from being ; game of modern origin anteda | the discovery “of the ‘United | wet. S| Peru Items. type Poland-Chinas in Southwest} ‘noon one day. last week. The water tank with the hose and sev- eral men went from the shredder near by and soon the-fire was exr tinguished. The—house had been repaired and school is going on as usual, Quite a number of neighbors and friends went in Saturday night to pay Mr. and Mrs. Print Bolin a farewell visit. Miss Mildred Hampton enter- tained with a spider web party at the home af Mr. and Mrs. E. E. Kvkles Nov. 17, 1916, the’ actors in the Hallowe'en play given at Pern some time ago. A most en- joyable evening’ was spent, Sand- wiches, ice cream and cake was served to all after untangling the web, Mrs, James Thomas, Cecil and Clyde, left Monday for Florida. Mr. Thomas will be — greatly missed here but we wish them success in their new home. Mr. and Mrs. Tra Hart and family spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. Willie Griffin. Little Louise Thomas fell near the stove burning her face badly last week, MINNEIIAHA. Mulberry and Western Bates. The ladies of the Mulberry chureh met at the chureh Wdenes- day and organized an Aid Socie- ty. Miss Mary McKee president, Mrs. Claud Morwood, seeretary. The Misses Sena Bohlken and Hene Emanulson visited Mrs. J. Hi. Leiner Wednesday. Clande Coopers, and family spent Thursday at the Ed Corlett home, Mrs. John Dykman and dangh- | ter, Maggie, and son, Lawrenee, | visited at TH. I. Dykman’s Thurs- | day. | Mr. and Mrs, Claude Morwood | were shopping in the county seat: | Thursday. Mrs. Fred C. Ewbank and son, Walter, were guests at the Will Lopeman home Friday. Ekke Taute butchered a calf} Saturday to help keep down the high price of eats. an || li. J. Mager made a business | wip to Butler Monday. | M. W. Bowersox and_ helpers | were busy the past week shred-| ding fodder in this neighborhood. | Arthur Payne lost a valuable horse last week with the corn stalk disease. : Mrs. John Phibbs was a caller at Mrs. J. H. Leiners Monday | STORE IN BATES COUNTY. WE WILL HAVE A CAR Can Corn Can Tomatoes | Can + Hominy | Can Pumpkin Can Sweetpotatoes’ Can Peas : Can Gooseberries Can Blackberries Can Strawberries Can Syrup, White Can Syrup, Dark Can Apricots Can Peaches Can Beets Can Spinach AT ONCE, Raisins, | ing loses you money. Don’t pass when you want it. Phones, 144 and 49. Garage 35 West Side Square Car Load of | Can Goods| ~ WE ARE TO RECEIVE THE FIRST CAR LOAD OF CAN GOODS THIS WEEK EVER SHIPPED TO A RETAIL LOAD OF CAN. CORN, TO- MATOES THIS WEEK. PEOPLE WISHING TO SAVE MONEY NOW IS THE TIME TO BUY. WE WILL TAKE ORDERS AND DELIVER ON RIVAL ANY OF THE FOLLOWING GOODS AT PRICES ON DAY SOLD. MANY OF THE ARTICLES WILL BE HIGHER BEFORE THE GOODS ARRIVE. AR. Can Beans Bottle Catsup Can Pineapple ,Can Plus Can Pears Can String Beans Can Baked Beans Can Salmon, all prices Can Gallon Tomatoes © Can Gaon Apples Can Gallon Peaches Can Gallon Apricots Can (iallon Gooseberries Can Gallon Blackberries Can Gallon Cherries WHITE LOAF FLOUR NOW ON HANDS. DELIVER Dried Fruits eo Dry Peaches, Dry Apricots, Dry Apples, Dry Prunes, Dry Don’t overlok this chance for every day you put off buy- this up, but BUY NOW. ALSO CRACKERS FOR THEY WILL BE HIGHER. Ford Automobile As you like it we will deliver one this fall or- take your or- der and deliver it next spring. Don’t wait until you are just ready to run it out but buy it now and we will have it ready for you Don’t pass this opportunity by but come in and let us show you Norfleet é The Only Independent Grocery, Bakery and Hardware Store Cal A BUTLER, MO. were continued. morning. , Maud Ewbank is spending the, week with her aunt, Mrs. Jennie | i. Porter, A i Dicis Goode and family, Clar-| ence and Ola Nichols drove over to Garnett, Kansas, Sunday and! returned home the same evening. Nellie Caldwell iss the new clerk at-the Carl Hall store. | J.C. Jones and Mattie Slade | were married at the home of the! D. Yiokaris et al against I. B./ Owen, damage, continued to the | next term, D. Yiokaris et al against Her-! man Blake, damage, continued. D. Yiokaris et al against Amos} Hall, damage, continued. George Thomas et al against | The Continental Insurance com- pany, judgment in favor of plain- 7 Presbyterian Church Services. Sabbath servéces 11 a. m., and 30 p.m. Sabbath school 9:30 a. m., J. | E. Harper, superintendent. Junior Christian Endeavor, 3 p.m, Intermediate and Senior Chris- tian Endeavor 6:30 p.m. Choir practice Tuesday -even- tiff for $325 and costs. < ing. Singers please be present. ‘The Thanksgiving committee. Carl White against Floyd Tow- | MAD’ States’? hy one Chris Columbus. {| } i i A Is. “WD “ has been clected to the Legisla- gone say. it was first played by Rey, Tilliard preached a fine ture from an Eastern state. Noth-“ the cave dwellers, but fam of{ Sermon at Pern Sunday night. ing pew in that. Every Legisla-| ip) opinion that Ane art of nit fh Mr. and Mrs. Steve Thomas ire ave ever kk “ny anything |: B oe ‘ imve T have ever known anything ing was first introduced by our about had one or two : | ith tl | clowns “Simian’’ ancestors as they A} a it : oe uy . swung from a limb by their-eaid- he ue an no vertisement Je" appendages and gaily tossed enee Tike this: i prophet S| cocoanuts to each other, and the vot without honor save in his own) anties’? of some of our modern voting precinct, The same may | pitchers go far to support my con- he said of a newspaper corre-| tention A s . , away i Cy ears = . r 7 des aaa eg — o in o | To vet vid of wrinkles and a who tive ae eee the be +) bal complexion he sunny. Try : i las The Poor this recipe. It's free. pencil pusher comes into his own I heard of a man who fell from —out in the “far places HOS) a bridge 150 feet high and was the Butler Weekly Times and the killed when he “lost. his bal very first thing they look for is} Well, by golly if fi sliould we ” H Laer nve 1 a eo - = by 2 Sunny Jim’* and I have it from pull that sort of a stunt every ance,” spent Sunday at the home of Mr. and Mrs. George Thomas. quite sick with the measles, week with Mr. Sunday with Miss May Belt. Elmer and Tuesday night. of oranges, and cookies. bride’s mother, Mrs. K. P. Slade, Wednesday evening. Heury K., and John Dykman und their families were guests at Thomas is Mas Leonard ster evening. Mrs. Belle Bales is visiting this SAA Mia” Noel and pie supper at the Mulberry school house Wednesday ~ night, was Nov. 29th. Mildred Hampton visited Miss Anna Dykman visited at the A. Otto home Sunday. “ George Butler’s new house is almost finished. RAMBLER. The L. T. L. met at the home of May McGinnis last The evening was very pleasantly spent. At a late hour linch was served; consisting bananas, cake, pie Circuit Court. The regular November term of one who knows that the hardy | 4; ; . tigate Mr. Hurchell MeCoy spent Sat- A : “| time my balance is los “miss- i oe ares pioneers all vote Jim a “‘live} ing r would “a tales sarah urday and Sunday with Emmett} the Bates county cireuit court one.” | most every day. Indeed Nart. was convened Monday morning The season for shooting ‘*Bob| Yaa aA . Little Francis Harper _ fell,| with Judge C. A. Calvird, Circuit A play entitled ‘‘Baby } 10th, and | i, very popular and is advertised White’’ opened Nov. from now until Jan. Ist, 1917 Sir ‘ 2 3 r as the play with a thousand Robert will have to live in’ @)jaughs. Well, by golly, the ex- trench”? or a ‘‘bomb proof’’ in perience of yours. truly with order to get by. A good many Clerk H. 0. Maxey, Sheriff Harve Johnson and Court Reporter Ed- ward Jackson in attendance. Several important cases are docketed to come up at this term bruising her side so badly it is feared an abscess will form. Misses Fay Blankenbaker and Florence Belt spent Sunday with Miss Cecil Thomas. the J. li, Leiner home Saturday | Don’t forget the entertainment | Mr. and Mrs. J. H. Leiner and} farmers prohibit quail shooting on their places and although a keen sportsman myself I am not at all sure that I would permit it if I owned a farm. Quail-are val- unable ‘‘stock’’ for the farmer. And now a newspaper is to be printed on a “‘shingle.’”’ All I have to say is that a newspaper that can be printed on a- ‘‘shin- gle’’ is about as ‘‘big’’ as the man who is content to edit such a sheet. Anyone else? Recently I heard from my old friend W. M. Sprouls. Mr. Sprouls was for years a dweller in ‘Peaceful Valley.’’ After he had become ‘‘webb footed’’ from “Baby Mine’’ was a show with something over a thousand ‘‘plays’’ and nary a laugh. What would I do with sixty million dollars? For goodness sake ask me something easy. The Kansas City Post offers a prize visit. < for the best answer. Count me| The three year old son of Mr. out of it, or else ask me what 1|#24 Mrs. Charlie Lawrence has aouldntt? do with it heen very sick at the home of his Hughes to Teddy— grandparents, Mr. and Mrs. Jeff Many long years will the-pastures pos gash Re he is some better at grow grees, ere we in the “White} "se and’ Mrs, Fred Carroll louse’ again wil seen. Com- 3 ‘ ing events cast their shadows be- py bp ed with Mr. and Mrs. fore. Our boat is now leaving ; : the beautiful shore of a stream an little = of: _ yn “they”? call ‘Salt -creek’’ down ‘emperance gion met at the which we will glide, seeking sur- home of Mr. and Mrs. John Thom- Miss Florence Chaney spent Saturday and Sunday with home folks. Mr. Ted Woads, who has been working in Kansas, is home on a as Saturday -evening. Candy, but so far no big cases have been tried. W. L. King et al against School District No. 111 et al was con- tinued. Chas. Stine was granted a di- vorce from Myrtle Stine. The divorce case of Irene Hen- drix against High Hendrix was dismissed. The couple had been granted a divorce at a former term of court and were remarried the next day. Later they had an- other disagreement and she sued for another divorce,: but again changed her mind. Eugene Franklin against Hume Consolidated school district. De- murrer overruled. /ers, appeal from justice court, | jury waived, case to be tried be- fore the court. Edgar L. Hereford against Mystie Workers of the World, depositions filed by defendants. | Jacob Bittner against Joe Whinnery, account, continued. L. F, Hines Music Co., against {Clyde Rook, mortgage, continued. Theodore Green—against--Chas. H. Clouse, account, continued. | First National Bank of Adrian against C, W. Martz, account, continued. Alexander Morewood against |K. C. 8S. railroad, damage, contin- ued. : C. H. Clouse against K. C. S. railroad, damage, continued. George T. Williams against K. C. S. railroad, damage, continued. Industrial Iron Works against J. A. Daly, account, plaintiff dis- misses. ‘ State against Ray White and Lonnie Strait, assault, deposition filed. Katie Miller against George Miller, divorce, decree as prayed. Corrie Winchester against A. Winchester, diyorce, _ petition filed, order publication .. ordered in The Butler Weekly Times. Clean Up Sale, One-half car Sayers and Sco- vill buggies. 10 2nd hand buggies in good shape and painted. 6 new buggy tops. 2 2nd hand carriages. 2 sets 2nd hand buggy wheels. 2 sets 2nd hand wagon harness. 3 sets single harness. of the Sabbath school will hold the annual Thanksgiving service at the morning hour for chureh service, : The delegates to the State Sab- bath School Association will give their report at the evening hour for church service. Mrs. J. W. Poffenbarger and Miss Nina Cul- ver were the delegates. The annual Thanksaing ser- vices of the churches ard the city will be held Wednesday evening November 29, at 7:30 o’clock at the Ohio street M. E. Church. The public is most cordially in- vited to any of the services. Marriage Licenses. J. C. Jones.........Amoret, Mo., Martha P. Slade....Amoret, Mo. M. E. Walters. . Amsterdam, Mo., Marguerite I. Miller.Merwin, Mo. Neal K. McGalvray.Kansas City, Clara M. Anderson...Monett, Mo. Frank U. Mathers...Adrian Mo., Lola L. Porter...... Adrian, Mo. Frank A. Woody Elizabeth J. Crockett.Adrian, Mo. Clinton B. Ferry..Merwin, Mo., Alma E. Sundquist.. Amsterdam. eS Tec ...Adrian, Mo., FOR. -®; FOR \ X-MAS, —~—too long association with his cease of sorrow on its swift flow- ing tide. All aboard—steady hoys—row - lightly and _ slow. word that the only ‘‘other”’ ani- Wa &. Seeeee ne) See mal he has met so far that makes eut the rope—let ‘‘er” go. a track like his is.a ‘‘snow shoe SUNNY oro a . | gweaters, caps, mackinaws, Zack: Patterson of Jefferson|slickers, Black & Arnold. splendidly irrigated farm in the ‘“drainage district’’ he concluded to go to Montana. Bill sends me Popcorn_and cake was served. The divorce case of Jennie Goss Mr. F. L. Blankenbaker de-| against Earl Goss was continued. livered hogs to Butler Monday. “| J. R. Ewing et al against Ew- Mr. Charlie Stampor, of Okla-| ing P. Davis et al. Decree of par- ‘ « Divorce cases of Evalena i} Red coekerels. _ McFarland & Sons, Butler, Mo. 6-1t For Sale. — Single, Comb Rhode Teland Mrs. J. B. Boulware, At ~