The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, April 14, 1910, Page 10

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Swear - 1 almost beleive ft T grows us CLAYWY’S Prescription Orug Stare NORTH SIDE SQUARE. “The right place." ——— | MEOLEY GAME IS ENLIVENING Necessary That Every One Should Have His Wits About Him and a5 Speak Quickly—Prizes Given House Votes Two Battleships. — Choose some one with a good bust ness head for the auditor in this game, and give him pencil and paper on need not pay for it—that is we | iO SB 5B 5B 5b 15 7h Pn One HE HorOB ONG, Washington, April.—By g decisive vote of 162 to 110, fourtd being present and not voting, the House au-| which to write in a vertical column thorized the construction of two bat-| the names of all the players, tleships to cost 6 million dollars each, | _ When the paper is ready the auditor < must indicate some one to open the Thirty-three Democrats voted for two game. The one indicated must begin battleships and twenty-four Republi-| to repeat same verse or sentence, Sup- cans against the proposition. This| pose she begins to repeat, “Mary had action was taken just prior to the pas- a little lamb,” as soon as she comes ” e a s! 4s * to a word which suggests another sage of the Naval Appropriation Bill, vce. Gf: aentene: th “any bho Eh the carrying $128,037,602, This amount payers, that one must interrupt and is about 3 million, dollars less than} go on with another verse, was recommended by the Navy De- For ex- ample, suppose the first player said, | partment. In addition to the battle-| “ary had a litde— then some one ‘ ‘ eR nicked her up by saying, “little star, | ships the bill also provides for the how LT wender what you are,” and im- construction of two fleet colliers and | ,,,, diately another player says, “You four submarine boats. are a goose,” another tacks him up y Gander, where Tf you use PUTNAM FADE: LESS DYES you can do your te own dyeing just as well as a professional, Remember we al- iow no one to make a failure with Putnam Fadeless Dyes, Monkog Drue Co., Quincy, Ill, where is my wan- d still another says, ne blow—" another, blow, set the wild} ‘and so on till no one ything to say, and the last player finishes up a verse or com- pletes a sentence, Each one who com- pletes a sentence or verse ig credited one point by the auditor, and must start a new verse. Any one may in- terrupt with a new verse as soon as it oecurs to him, but when two start at nearly the same time the auditor must decide who has the right of way, School Prize Fight. Passaic, N. J., April—Twenty high school lads were arrested here last week and warrants are out for others in connection with a prize fight held Tuesday night between their school- and the auditor must never be dis. mates, Gilbert Trehou and Frank puted. When no one can think of a Keiser, each 19 years of age, as a re-| new verse to start off with sthe game sult of which young Trehou is be-| !8 ended, and the one who has the lieved to be dying. The boys quar-| most Points receives a brise, while the 4 one who has the fewest points re- reled over a girland agreed to fight | celves the booby prize. Every one it out before their friends. Trehou | must have his wits about him in this was knocked out in the seventh round | game, and think and speak quickly, It with a solar plexus punch, is still more funny if all the players ee Cae ___} are A and can sing the medley instead of repeating it. In this case the players might choose sides, each side having a leader and one side in- terrupt the other. That is, suppose the leader on one side starts singing, “Mary had a little,” then some one on the other side sings, “little star,” the rest on her side joining in, then the alternate side interrupts again. Try this some evening when you want to Handy Ways of a Husband “When you have time, George,” said Mrs. Andrews one evening, “I wish you would put up that shelf in the kitchen.” “It is so hard to do anything after dark,” sighed her husband. “If you can wait till Saturday afternoon I'll do it then.” “That's what you said last week,” Mrs. Andrews remonstrated. “I wait- ed till Saturday and then you said you would put up the shelf when you fin- ished reading the paper. By that time you had forgotten it.” “Well, then, I suppose it's up to me to do it now,” he said. “Where's the shelf?” “Out in the kitchen. help?” “You needn't stir,” he said, gener- ously. “I can do it, all right.” Do you need In a few minutes after he disap- peared his wife heard his apologetic tones. “I'm sorry to bother you,” he said, “but where do you want that shelf?” His wife could not count the num- ber of times she had told him she wanted it put up over the sink, but she went patiently and indicated the Place with her finger. “Oh, seems to me you did say some- thing about that,” he acknowledged. “It won't take me a minute, so you needn't bother to wait when you're so tired.” She went back to her sewing and had taken several stitches before he called again, “Say, do you know where the mischief the hammer's gone to?” “It is in the tool drawer,” she an- swered. “That is, unless you've had it since I put it away.” “It isn’t there,” he cried, triumphant- ly. “I've already looked there.” Mrs. Andrews went out to the kitch- en and hunted for the missing ham- mer. “It beats all how things get lost in this hou he said. “That girl is the limit. IUs sheer carelessness.” “That's what I’ve always said,” Mrs. Andrews agreed, sweetly, as she fished the hammer out from under the stove. “Here it is.” The husband had the grace to laugh, “That time I was stung,” he said. “I used the hammer this morning to pound a nail im my shoe and I re- member my foot struck it as I left the Toom, so I must have kicked it under the stove. Where are the nails?” “Aren't screws better?” “Screws!” he exclaimed. “In that wood? Nothing but long nails would hold that shelf. T haven't the slightest idea where there are any.” Mrs. idrews found the nails and went bi to her work. “Alice!” her husband called pres- ently. “Would you mind holding the shelf while I pound?” She went out again and held it while he hammered away for dear life. She wats also properly sympathetic when t ills bent. “There seems to be a confounded beam in the way,” he said. “T'll have to bore holes first. You go and sit down and I'll call you when I need help.” He was as good as his word, for she Was scarcely seated when she was summoned again. “Po you know where the bit is?” he asked. “T've been hunting an age for it.” She opened the tool drawer and took it out. be livened up. MAKING SLED OUT OF wood No Nails or Anything of Iron Is Used in Its Construction—Runners Are Hickory Saplings. The picture shows a sled made en- tirely of wood. No wires, nails, bolts or iron pins are used. The top frame Dark gray Percheron Stallion, 16 rails of white oak sapling, squared; ‘ the cross pieces were cut out of flat hands high, coming 5 years old and oak rails. The bottom frame rail an will weigh 1500 pounds. A fine] oak sapling split with oval side up. young horse, excellent style and ac- tion. Pilot will be permitted to serve a limited number of mares at my barn, 2 miles north and 2 1-2 miles east of , Butler, Mo., during the season of A Handy Sled. 1910. The shoes or runners are of split TERMS: $10 to insuré a colt to| nickory sapling and are fastened to stand and suck. Money becomes| the frame with %-inch pins. When " jg | the shoes wear off the pins are to be due when colt is dropped, mare ca driven out and new shoes put on. The parted with or removed from neigh- tongue is made of a forked sapling. borhood. Colt to stand good for service money. Seven Good Rules. 1, Never put off till to-morrow what you can do to-day. 2. Never trouble another for what you can do yourself. 8. Never spend your money before you have it. 4. Never buy what you do not want because it is cheap. 5. Pride costs us more than hun- ger, thirst and cold. 6. We seldom repent of having eat- en too little. . 7. Nothing is tresblesome that we Registered 2-year-old Jersey Bull will also be at farm. $2 in advance for service. Honest Jim Will make the season at the same barn as horse. Black jack with| 4 ¥"!nsly. mealey nose, 6 years old, heavy bone Real Battleships. and large ears. Guaranteed to be a For the first time in the history of good breeder. United States naval academy mid- the TERMS $8. Conditions same as| *hipmen will have the use next sum- mer of” pot ard. cers Phone, Summit Mutual 426, No. 6. ~ | toMy ctherrances gongcriis®: Probab “Well, that beats all!” he ex. claimed. “I looked there. It must have been under that box. It's very hard to find anything with the box of nails in there.” She had sewed a full seam when she looked up and saw him standing in the doorway “You were quiet,” she said. “T didn’t hear you do much hammering.” “I had to give it up.” he told her “Those nails are worthless and | knocked quite a bit of plaster down trying to make them stay in. I'll get better nails and put it up some other time.” When his wife had taken care of the tools and sent for the girl to sweep up the plaster she finished her sewing without so much as a reference to the shelf. Indeed, it was not mentioned again for six weeks. Then Andrews spoke of it himself. “Great Scott!” he cried, aghast. “I'l! put up that shelf at once. I never thought of it till I put my hand into my pocket just now and found the nails I bought.” “Never mind,” she said. “You are pretty tired to-night, and anyhow Bertha and I put up that shelf with screws six weeks ago.” Avoiding Infection of Milk, In order to eliminate all danger of infection from dirty milk bottles, and to place the distribution of whole milk on a strictly sanitary basis, the New York milk committee, in its seven in- fants’ milk depots, is using for the first time in New York city a single service paper milk bottle, which it instructs its patrons to throw away as soon as it is emptied of milk.—Scientific American. % Dess a-cryin’ fer his daddy, till dey isn't any rest, En I hush ‘tm en I soothe "im, but he ack lak he possessed, He's a runnin’ ter de winder en he's look- in' down de street, En he lissen In de ebenin’ fer de trompin 0’ his feet— En dey ain’ no way ter stop ‘im, fer he keep on night en day Dess a-cryin’ fer his daddy—en his daddy gone away, W'en he sittin’ at de table, den he see his daddy's place En de heart-break come en quiver tn de N'l.feller's face, Eu he. ‘low he won't eat nuffin’, en he push away his plate Dess as ef his daddy comin’ ef he on'ly sit en walt, En I try ter tell it ter ‘Im dess de bes way dat I can But he such a li'l feller dat he dess cain unnahstan’, En sometimes he sit en study, dess a- lookin’ at de wall— But he lookin’ way beyon’ it lak {t isn't lah at all, rk at me, cu'ious, wid dem grea big eyes o' his, % En I know he axin’, axin’, all de time whah daddy is! So I hol’ ‘im close en closeh, en I ax ‘in not ter ery, But his daddy ain't a-comin’ en 1 dess cain’ tell him why. Dess a-cryin’ fer his daddy—en I ax yo suh, to ‘splain Why de heahts o' H'l chill’n has to hol’ so much o’ pain, Ain’ dey any way ter help ‘em? Ain’ dey any way ter show Dat de daddy-romps is ended en dey ain’ ewine be no mo’? W'en he wake me in de night-time wid his sobs, whut can I say? Dess a-cryin’ fer his daddy—en his daddy gone away! That Man Again, The man with the incandescent whiskers comes in and as usual ap- proaches the desk of the pale hireling with the patched typewriter, “I've just thought of a dandy,” he says. “What is the difference between a man who is riding a bay horse in his pajamas at noon and a boy who fs cut- ting across lots with a watermelon?” “Does a bay horse wear pajamas?” asks the peevish hireling. “Certainly not.” “But you said the man was riding a bay horse in his pajamas.” “The man’s pajamas is what | mean.” “Why did he put his pajamas on the horse?” “He didn’t.” “You said so.” “I didn't. The question is—” “If a man puts his pajamas on a horse and goes riding at noon it seems to me—" “The man didn’t put his Pajamas on the horse. He—” “What was the man’s name? Was the boy any kin to him?” “Oh, that has nothing to do with the case whatever. The boy is just sup- poséd to—” “You didn’t say it was a Suppositious case. You said—” “Never mind, sir. you the answer.” And he fs gone. And dreamily over the distant hills the sad, sad wind breathes its throb- bing monotone fo the dying day, while the little lights are twinkling in the village far below. —— More Satisfactory. “Yes,” said the man with the incan- descent beard, “I have lost a good deal of money, off and on. | have bought ‘gold bricks and | have monkeyed with Wall street,” “Is there any difference?” asked the man with the aggressive nose. “Sure. When you buy a gold brick you know how you lose your money.” ————_____ . Makes Him Popular, “There goes Perkins, the popular ee heard of him. makes “I never ol What him popular?” I shail never tel! American Farmers are Getting Wise They have discovered the truth of the old adage that a stiich in time save nine. Which applied to business on the farm means that it’s a lot cheaper in the lo: run to haye good buildings. Well painted on the farm than to put ip with the rickety makeshift affairs that some farmers used to think good enough. We have customers right here in good old Bates county lots of them that has said to us. I wanted to sell my farm, but I had very poor success until I bought that lumber of you and repaired my buildings. And painted them with your Sewalls Pure Liquid Paint. Now while we are taki about paint please remember this. Paint experiments is right if not conducted at your expense. Our Sewalls Pure Liquid Painl is not in any way an experiment: It has been used wifh unvarying success and satisfaction for over 30 years. And we guarantee it to give he good service it not only does that but it improves the looks of your houses, carns and outbuildings. Lengthens the durability and in- crease the value. FOR ROOFING We have Galvanized Corrugated Iron, Ex “A” Red Cedar Shingles and Rubber Roofing. There is nothing beats a | ay Shingle for Roofing. A good shingle roof cost less than Corrugated Iron Roofing and if properly put on will last fully as long. We sell Acme Plaster, Portland Cement, Gravel, Sand, Lime, Sewer Pipe, Land Tile, Doors, Windows and Lumber. We buy all this mrterial in car loads direct from the mills and therefore saves our customers the middle man’s profit. You pay no freight. You see the goods before you buy them, and if anything we sell you is not as we say it is you = return it, and we will refund you the money you paid for them. LOGAN-MOORE LUMBER CO, BUTLER, MO. PHONE NO. 18. P. S:—We enjoy figuring lumber bills, bring yours in and let us figure it. /Col. Sharp Meets ‘burg and the present Rev. J. M. Car i ter, and I'am confident that as the a Boyhood Friend. first three were an honor to their na- jtive state—dear old Tennessee—so Passaic, Mo., April 11, 1910, : k vient | will the Rev. Carter prove to be. Ed. Times:—Perhaps to every cas- | | ual observer it is of more or less in-| JAS. N. SHARP. |terest to note the events that are ee eee ay ee characteristic of every day existence. | Reader. Yet at times some geculiar co-inci- Asa dog and pony show, the fa- dents will come together in the grist | mous Bobby Fountaln aggregation that is daily turned out at the mills of | hag proven itself one of highest merit. the gods of destiny, giving it a color-| All of the acts are high-class, per- ing that makes the interest so intense formed by artists of the saw-dust that we turn and look back at the | arena, who are unquestionably of the jthing and involuntarily say in our stellar kind, and will enlist the inter- minds, “Truly it does seem—at times est of everybody who loves a dog and |—that ‘God moves in a mysterious | pony show—and who does not? The way.’”’ show comes with laurels of enthus- And it was to me one of these ex- jastic approbation from scores of lead- | periences came as I was standing on ing cities where it has given performs |the streets of Butler last Saturday | ances. The day and date of exhibi- | evening, talking to some acquaint-| tion js worth watching and remem- \dnces, when a gentleman came along bering, Monday, April 18, Butler. land glancing at him as he was pass- | Special Note:—The areoplane is jing I unhesitatingly stuck out my | positively with the Bobby Fountain hand to him in recognition of an old Shows. friend and acquaintance whom I had | not seen in thirty years or more. IT My Wife!’ ‘My Wife!’ called him by name and said, “This | ;must be the man I heard preach in| Both Speak Truth. Shelbyville, Tenn., when I was a_ St. Louis Repubite, boy.”” “Yes,” he said, “and this is! David S. MacCash of No. 1635 Lulu Jim.” Such was our mutual recog- | avenue, Wellston, and Oval Gallup of nition after so long atime. And who! No. 2130 Wash street were walking was this gentleman? He was no| on Franklin ayenue Wednesday night other than the Rev. Joseph McKen-|at 8 o’clock. As they approached drie Carter, whom the Annual Con- | Fifteenth street they met a woman. ference, which lately convened at| Each pointed to herand said: “That’s ElDorado Springs, Mo., had assigned | niy wife.” Whereupon the trio stop- to Butler to preach to the Methodist | ped. Episcopal church for the coming year.| The two men looked at each other I was but a boy when he used to | and then at the woman. Finally one jcome out to the little church which | of them said: was built on my father’s land and| Well, if she’s your wife she ought | preached to the people, and I did not to be arrested, because she is my imagine he took any notice of me. | wife, too.” Since then he had passed beyond my| One held her while the other found jhorizon. I knew he had married ala patrolman. All were taken to the Shelbyville girl whom I remember | Carr Street Station to explain. for her cheerful and happy disposi-| MacCash told the police he married tion and her earnestness and energy | the woman in October, 1908, as a church worker—Miss Fannie Gallup was asked when he had Mankin—but of his itinérancy as a| married the woman. He said: “We preacher or of any of the’ vicissitudes | were married by Justice of the Peace of life since then, I had no knowledge | Moore on August 14, 1907, and have and it may be imagined how pleased | never been divorced.” - I was to thus meet him again. ‘The police asked the woman which I might also say in passing that|of the men was her husband. She since I have lived in this part of the | said her name was Nettie Hayes and county, a period of fifteen years, | that she lived in a rooming-house at there have been four preachers who/| No. 606 Carr street. filled different pulpits in Butler and} “{ am legally married to both of three of them were from Shelbyville, | them. Gallup did not support me, Tenn.: the Rev. A. B. Davidson, who! so I married MaCash.- He also failed also married a Shelbyville girl; the|to support me, and I decided to sup- Rev. R. E. L. Jarvis, the Rev. Hudi- port myself.”’