The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, May 13, 1909, Page 5

Washington's “Rotten Row.” ; Tt fs not an unpleasant idea that ! Amsterdam Items. Washington should have a public “pa- Baterprise. Barbara Ellen Baker, wife of Frank Baker, died st her home at old West Point, Monday, May Spd, 1909, als-' Fr Sn illness of months. She! Lawn Mower Season ‘Taft, whom the correspondents Feminine Voice (in the darkness)— — 4re you awake? _ 2 3 E H E i Masculine tomer in the ‘store who find we%:|to Mr. Baker on November 7. 1894, - ered for ten minutes between’ two|*? M , , pb * grades of draw shaves and bad euited Tho with an adopted child survive |] Is here and we are ready for it. We have the meaped h Aomiea elindmecdienicsse Srl waa re oe ax || Most complete-line of lawn mowers in Butler. pdry shale ty] Se are: st the herteetn store which Gasoline Stov Have also been ad- — . Would er. s eee. a “He's like Sim Hoisington,” remarked oyna - ne es ded to our ‘stock Of people on the | West Hancock when he hed gone “Bim caslite age tage Montag Coal Oil Stoves} of hardware. Park an infit:| build a fence Fly time is nearly here—now is the time to N Bhe—t t leveling: social barriers | use up the best r got|CAeeHs fire that morning. The fire] fix your screens:before they get bad. We have all what I buttress for snobocracy. whether to go to the sawmill an’ get}. Het will be an interesting , him a load o° eightinch stuf or to) *™Ppoeed to have started froma! sizes and the following kinds of wire: 1 that I heard’ i, factor “against its | *pllt rails. He'd start in with the railjepark from the chimney. Ed. says Bronze wire that will last a lifetime. \ and was going to be the fact. that| ides an’ then a neighbor ‘ud comethe believes hig house. would have Galvanized or Pearl wire ‘ answer’ it, and over the speed. | “20nS an’ allow that by the time he'd! heen entirely burned i! Ike Lockridge an 7 then I woke up, and therefore have | °C Slt the raits. split ‘he'll wish He'd} iy 105 been there to aesiet bim and The old fashioned black wire. She—What~ do Jeat bitched up his team an’ got boards. ite you, suppose it | 2° Sdequate time either to see or to BO) eyo get a board fence an’ you've | His wile in otxingalehing she flames. want seen. Even « democratic Rotten Row | got suthin’ that’s hawg-tight,’ Je stated that Ike “shinned” up the A FEW PRICES OF INTEREST He — I don't | Needs @ horee or so to make it worth | neighbor’d say. ‘Put up a rail fencg houee like a 16 year old and went at f know. We. don’t | while. : an’ mebbe you'll keep yout hawg= I8:}hig work like an experienced fire have “, bother | pacha! it an Homage Baghte, itm {fighter. A place about five toot Square deal tobacco per lb 25c F the lumber’ll cost you.’ |. |#@Uare was burned ont before the fire “Then Sim ‘ud scratch his haid ab'/ Was ex Ser ee te be Uncle Johnny Nickel was in town noon. I've ben ‘needin’ a bunch 0” tars ot eS.sey lane bask shingles, anyway,’ an encounter with a “‘Eriong about noon Sam's hired |7e@eling steer which he believed, had man ‘ud come along up from the field | been bitten by a mad dog. The ani- an’ Sim ‘ud tell him he'd changed his} mal attacked him ina most vicious mind about them rails, an’ he'd fen08 /manner and Mr. Nickel believes if it ate swhay had not been for his son, John, who ame to his reecue, he would have deen seriously injured. After being routed thesteer ranfor the creek where It immediately went intoa fit alter getting into the water and drowned. This latter fact ts what makes Mr. Nickel think the steer was Horse Shoe tobacco per Ib 45c Star tobacco per Ib 45c Thick Tinsley tobacco per lb 45c Granger tobacco, 6 for 25c Red Ribbon tobacco, 6 for 25c 2 Ib can Tomatoes at 5c can Reindeer Tomatoes, 3 Ib cans, 3 for 25c Walter Baker Chocolate, 20c cake Dried Raisens, 4 Ibs for 25c Package Raisens, 4 packages for 25c Flake Hominy, 7 lbs for If you want your little chickens to grow and do well, feed them “Champion Chicken Food”— Every thing in it that a chicken needs. We also handle the food for larger chickens—try it and you “It don’t make no difference to me,’ tn Arkansas; a $100,000 lumber com-| the hired man ‘ud say, ‘but I hearn the radiator, (at. (0827 th Florida; a 960,000 manufac- | tell they're askin’ $10 a thousand ‘for tence) b turing company in Kentucky; a $100,- we now Fy you need a i 000 canning factory in Loutstana; a | SU o° thousand foot. The ives > noel Ben $1,000,000 warehouse company in | !2"t goln’ to cost you nothin,’ but the , ter! ; Mississipp!; 2 $250,000 machine works | Y°T* © settin’ ‘em an’ the roads, is “Did You Hear a idtheoait \ bad betwixt this an’ the mill.’ i Nolse?” Bhe~-Oht be + two cotton. milts with “Sim ‘ud scratch his haid again an’ \ jolse He—That was | $300,000 each,one with $125,000 and study. Then he'd say, ‘I dunno but|mad. will always feed it. 5 get know—but tT wasn't coment, | 22e, with $60,000 tn North Carolina; a you're right,’ BIIl If I don't use up Yours, Hing tt. (Bilence.) $100,000 manufacturing company and | that there white oak for rails there Adrian Notes. Veneer on the Dresser—Snickk! several lumber plants in Tennessee; a | ain't nothin’ I can use it for, ‘less’n ran She—Oh! $100,000 creosoting plant in Texas; a | it’s firewood. I'd‘hafter buy nails, too. ‘Journal. $200,000 land and improvement com-|! never thought:.o’ that. We'll grind aa teen” nothing but that eter. waist: Visginia cama prin so them axes an’ put anew handle in the} Uaele George Brundige 1s atill She—I know, But it was none of | plant in West Virginia, together with | ™u! first thing after dinner.’ ; critically 111 with no hope for his per- those things that woke us up. & large list of smaller tadustries, “Then while they was grindin’ the | manent NVCOvERT: axes the schoolmaster 'd stop to gas as Mraniqemereneaans he went by an’ he'd nachally ast ’em A practical naval joker made ® mild | where they was goin’ to chop an’ what sensation by suggesting that experi- | they wanted the rails for. ments be made with “homing bees” as “ ‘Well,’ he'd say, ‘course I hain’t no He—Well, what do you think {ft was? She—It sounded Itke the door bell. He—Burglars aren’t going around ringing door bells at four o'clock in Phone 144 TheOnly Independent Grocery and Hardware Store, White Front West Side Square ‘BUTLER, MO. At the clty council meeting Mon day night they granted a permit to erect @ band etand on Main street fn the equare at the intersection of Vir. messengers for the navy department. farmer, but seems like to me that a 7 ene ea not have been the {Te fdea ts to have beehives Delong: | rail fence is the wastefulest kind of a = vend on kee door bell, ing to the department and send a | fence.- You take a 12-foot rai! and lay |°OF/7 nthe path a He—What then? number of bees from them on each |!t at an angle o’ 45 degrees an’ then She—It sounded sort of metallic, It |ship. The messages could be attached | unt in the lay an’ yon're wastin might have been a jimmy, or some- |to the tafls of bees, who would forth- about pares: Reet oF Sk: Three font thing. (Silence.) with fy back to the dives. But the mor'n if you were building a straight She—There's a creaky board in the | point te glossed ii fence. If you stake and rider it you've hall; and we'll hear it if any one over in painful silence | wasted 21 foot o’ rail on each panel. steps on-that. That's what I thought a wnet be doing by the bus!- | Then: you count your land wuth soth- It was going to be when the radiator |50% end of the bee while the mes- | in’ don’t you?” i sanpped. sages. were being attached.. Why not “I cert'nly do,’ Sim ‘ud say. went to attend the foneral. Death Ho—Nonsense. (Stience.) tise wasps and put the messages in| “‘Then you've got the jog on eacl $0 him while h leep and She—I'll bet you're afraid to get up | the pockets of their little yellow jack- | side o’ the fence to figger in That’f] |c@me to him w @ was asleep an and investigate, Nets? : make a strip o’ land four foot wide jentirely anexpected. Dr. Smith wae He—What's the use? (Silence.) ———. that you can't use. You take the len’th | prominent fn hie profession, In the Shé—I know I'm afraid to get up| Morocco may again become the the. | 0’ Le age see how much that !church andas a citizen. Beside the and investigate. (Silence.) ater of disturbance. There are signs of | C°Mes to at $30 an acre. Window Shade—Scutter-utter-utter! the outbreak of a revolt oe the “Sim ‘ud stop right there an’ send $wo brothers above named hisstster, She—Oh! , 0 Bill off to harrer or suthin’ while he'd | Mrs. Mary Walter, resides here. : i | new sultan which may take the form , , ; He—Why don't you go to sleep? go into the house an’ put in the rest o’| Mrs. Charles Price died at the fam- | ghe—tI simply can’t, Tn: waltin tor of a holy war—that is, one in which the day figgerin’ is the Mohammedans may be summoned | "¢.“9”, . fly home, three miles notheast of Ac- that miserable board to creak, hi th e ‘That's how Sim was about every- rian, Wednesd May 3th, 1909, i He—Oh, well, I'll get up and look | ‘© fight on the pretense of devotion to thin’—politics, religion, temp’runce, oe ay, May oth, , around if you say so, thelr faith. But with Ratsuli and sev- | horse tradin’, food for his stock an‘ |®ged 73 yeate and 15 days. , She—Maybe I could go to sleep if |°ral other former disturbers of the | food for himself, an’ gals: an’ curing | I knew that the dining-room door was | peace kéeping quiet, there is hope that hams, an’ hail insurance an’ the race | Broke Down Just at the Finish. @till locked, and the front foor. things may simmer down. problum an’ bone fertilizer. Sometimes He—All right, all right! Where are _——— somebuddy ‘ud come erlong an’ talk | Review, sth. the matches? The one survivor of the party of | to him an’ he'd change right over an’! With only about 150 feet to go to seated the mat. four Americans who started two years | take the op’sit views. Finerly he got /Aoieh thelr part of the contract, the je—None in here = to walk from Buenos. married.” : She—No, I noticed that the box was pou h \ <b esac “How did he make out to. settle on Lyone-Mc Williams dredge broke South America, to New York, says he + down a day or two This fe the empty to-day. will finish the journey {f it takes him |-'te Woman, that he wanted?”. asked ago. He—Humph! (Silence.) I y “This is rather ; Hank Tulliver. boat digging the Miam! lateral, and wie A useless am- | well, that’s suthin’ a feller don’t} whlch had purposed to finlsh work lion. .Pedestrianism has its vir- i * thes, bat walks that take years ¢ allus settle on himself,” replied Han-|¢his week. One of the workmen in 2 years to com- | cock. “Seems like Sim’s woman done plete are hardly @ real need of life. |. ous ee stated that it : wo several | the necessary repairs, but was In- clined to think that his company the settlin’. Sim was kind o’ sochuble, —_—_ - | an’ one night he was callin’ on her an would be able to put on the finishing touches abomt Thureday of next The Bank of En jowed that he wasn’t right sure week. completed the band will give weekly A telegram was received here last Friday announcing the death of Dr. Norman Smith at his home in Parle, Iitnole, No particulars were given, His brothers, I. C. and A. J. Smith, See our Front Window For the Greatest Bargains in Lace Curtains Ever offered in Butler Furniture Co., Headquarters for Good Furniture. , ~~ S aS the discount rate, which means that whether a feller wasn’t better off sin- money is abundant and easy abroad, | gle than he was married. as well as at home. This is also sug-| ‘* ‘Well, you take my word for it this gestive of more willingness to invest | time,’ she says. ‘There's some that's in promising enterprises and explains better married an’ you're one o’ that '|the readiness ‘With which some big | *in4- ; “*Mebbe you're right,’ says Sim, ‘but loan are placed on favorable terms. | | Mel 2 Tve thought of iy bat} Kills Baby Explaining Gun. er ae Laon ieee mocmmael . T dunno as there’s any woman around| Sioux City, Ia., May.—While Elmer Electric loads. % OWA m| og A Pennsylvania’ magistrate has. de- here that ‘ud sult me’ iweie wee cles 4 to a triend the “: purpose. People are guaranteeing ‘ : ‘| . “‘You don’t need to.go no further : : While other sections are talking frea right of fal clubs ai * merite of his new pump gun, ,the ree right of way. Commerctal clu ee bao Lched Be Sega ys pod Eos weapon wae accidently exploded. electricrail roade,'Nouthwees Mo. has aro ready to give bonuses, and eev- Sigs waht an: ta ta{Owen’s baby. hter, Lillian, who not been Idle, and from the following eral definite propositions are expec- WF} over to his house we'll jest hop right had jast ps2 pane wide was | S2ken from the Joplin Globe, we are 'toq » g Pte {n line with the mussle. Hable to beat most of them to tt: Attribute Floods to Ditch. The charge : “That Plsteburg will be the center; 8 “ £ of the largest interurbanelectric rall-| _ A special meseage to the Clinton way system between the Miesisetpp! Democrat from Oacecla on Monday and the Pacific coast withinthe com- says: , tog year fe the etatement of railroad! The Usage river at this place raleed men, Already plane are under way 6 feet Monday morning and is still by. the Joplin & Pittaburg street rail- ‘rising at the rate of about 4 inches way to bringinto Pitteborg territory jen hour and fs now within 3X feet of embracing aradius of more than 100 she high water mark of 1895 miles. Lines proposed now will ex-} Reports of the Sac and Osage .—The winter | tend to Kanane City on she’ north, | above are that the rivers aro still rle- vested this year! Parsone on the West, Vinita, Okla.,'ing. All_bottom lands are under the area har-!on thesouth end Rich Hill, ov the water and it stands 3 feet deep on according to the} cnet. | the Frisco tracks a mile ‘above Op report made public] “Is is thought that operating lines Osceola. The sudden rise is attrib- jock p. m, Of the area} will be , uted to the new Bates bounty ditch Pauzong vel Pitteburg Cherokee, | and has resulted ta considerable loee d Vinita, Otla.,; i$ ralee was noticed in. the big