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- alr,” replied the witness) .oy couldn’s tell what @ man had|osts of the Tikdéi;, HO" ieites how Indigestion Ends. peebboonesenseousse: 7 ¢ ne al been drinking by the way he acted. Jurgens or persistent those may Wl Sou caneke anything your stoun “T don’t tow » Mr. Jones ls not discouraged. He! who seek special favors or who pro. | ach craves without fear of a case of SL oe a ~ a ANDS GET — RErECT. PAIR OF SPE X . ai Committed Suicide. ' ‘ a Nevada Post. } WITNESS DRANK Wearaay. Tulons bllve the offeer| Influencing Legislators. “Crrveer Horabock was called to| Bank would lie over a lissle thing like that, : . * 3 THE EVIDENCE. anyhow.” ia A dispatch from Washington | Bristow Thursday morning by the The prosecutor then played bialast juotes Senator Burkett as saying! suicide of Leo Jones, the son of Mr. mee shy ageadindk a : that the bankers are sending a great and Mre. R. ©. Jones, of near that card ysioned % ee ba | gg a Fi saga niga ge | many letters to Washington express- | place. NS} EW Y E A R G R _s E T | N G s SORA ceeeRe YOUR Then He Became too Drunk to bic, wi fetched she evidence out o! Give in His Testimony. The proposition of making a con viction fa a local option county ts tr deed small when the witness by whom {eis expected to prove the gulls of she dispenser of the jutce of future tell him what was In Is. punishment drinks up the evidence, but thisis just what happened ta Macon County, down the Hannibal road. Edward Jones, the newly elect ed prosecuting attorney of Macon the pocket of his great coat. It was & plut bottle wrapped in newspaper. The prosecutor took off the wrapper and held up the bottle. It was half ) full. He handed it to she witness and told him te remove the cork and The witness took the flask, reverently pulled the cork, smelled the contents and re- juctantly handed the bottle back to the prosecutor. * Leouldn’s tell what was in there,” county, {s having his troubles fn that he said, “unless 1 tasted It.” line and they are best Indicated by a trial held at one of the mining camps To appreciate Mr, Jones’ this week “Well, taste {t.”” The witness’ eyes brightened and he held out a feverish hand. “There position 1s should be understood was no monkey business this time. that the county wensfor local option » He up-ended the flask and tn due by about three to one, and thas the me ft was empty. The expert's papers all over the county have beer » eyes Hhted with enthustasm and his strongly urging Mr. Jones to get limbs began to move like he was go busy, It had been reported that the tng to get into action. law was being flagrantly violated ty » “Well, Bob,” said the attorney, im- the mining camps and Mr. Jones has patiently, “what fs 1s?” been clearing the decks for actton, A Mr. Hobson, dsuggtist, grocer, dry goods merchant and all roun dealer, was named in an tnformattor as having sold some wet goods & The witness straightened up, wav- ed his hat high in the air and then 1, jumped up and cracked his heels to- » gether. ) “Where's the mud hen tn thiscamp certain persons {n violation of the that wants to stand up agatnst law. Is became necessary tn order Bully Boy Bob!” he yelled. for the state tomake fhe case & i i tinuance prove the character of the tlutd pur | his eyes for two seconds. I won’t do low theapeh and Manhian Tuihceee con , chased from Mr. Hobson, Of course, a thing to him! Hands off! Don's gee ‘cade Accuses ble ears on the back a ee neck We will in the FUTURE, as we have in i * : : ' ‘ ed, oce positio: . Re i pi be z hg vara oe! Oe ee , Wh ae rh se _— of judge when he acts upon ques. Identification would have been {m- shin Dam eaten youlwith ah ABSOLUTE: a ce er, lemonade! tocelebrate. .0p—whoop—e-e-e! i — Be I - ’ id be * a Kom silty ee tions upon which there has been no | Possible. LY SAFE BANK TO DEPOSIT YOUR H or hone Pe ere woul we NO Crise STRICT SCIENTISTS ON JURY. publicexpreasion, The most difficult His father was out on the farm MONEY IN, and always be ready to furnish \ en The witness brushed the constables when the tragedy occurred. A youn, the Cash for SAFE LOANS. ; A young farmer was put on the tack that the legislator has to per. ii ae atand to disclose the nature of she transaction he had with Mr, Hobson The stenographer’s notes herewtth shall disclose what happened: “Bob,” sald the prosecutor, “you made a purchase the other day fron Mr. Hobson?” “Did you drink {t, or use to put on @ sore place?” “TS pat on a sore place.” “Where was the sore place?” “Tnstde.”” poikselineieeneare ing. “Inatde of what?” The Secret of Long Life moral courage to protect his constit-/ Your meals will taste good, and OF BATES COUNTY. “Me.” A Weenaht ealegcines Waa dl J 4 uents without being constantly | anything you eat will be digested; “Did 16 cure 142" one peor ol en ‘ite, ag apenas sparred up to duty by letters. jnothing can ferment or turn into “Yep.” deals with the blood. But long ago| There are about two hundred and | acid or poison oratomach gas, which “Now, Bob, laying all jokes aside and coming right down to brass tacks: “Trot him out and les me see the flash of and spectators aside and rushed out on the street claiming his ability to lick all creation with one hand tiled behind him, The prosecutor went on with his case, but without hope, The jury hung. There were three men on it who ralsed the scientific point that » 1 1 d says that he believes he will yet find some patriot who really known what whisky {s and will be willing to tell of thelr knowledge under oath.—St. Joseph Observer. millions of Americans had proved Electric Btters prolongs life and makes {¢ worth living. I purtfies, Didn't you order Hobson to enriches and vitallzes the blood, re- sell you a pint of booze, and didn’s builds wasted nerve celle, imparts you drink {t and then get ous on the lite and tone to the entire system. street and shoot up she town?” “T drank something; I don't know “what happened after that.” Wasn’t tt whisky—old Red Rye?” “Tam no druggist.” “No, but you are an expert on In- toxicating liquors, ain't you?” “T’ve drank whisky, {f that’s what) you mean, buta fellow don’t learn! lis a godsend to weak, sick and de- bilitated people. ‘Kidney trouble had blighted my life for months,” writes W. M. Sherman, of Cushing, Me., ‘but Electric Bitters cured me entirely.” Only 50c at F. T. Clay’s. Real Estate Transfers. WARRANTY DEEDS, Allman Daniel to Chas Daniele 40 much from the whisky he gets in the | sec 5 Lone Oak $1. mining camp. After {t’s down him he! don’t have time to study.” “So you did get whisky, eh?” “Yes—last year.” “T mean the other day from Hob | o” s0D; “O, I don’t know what that was.”) “Didn’s {t taste like whisky?” Robert Treasure to Fred Treasure lots 1-2 3.45 6 blk 59 Walnut $800. TS Wilson to J R Bangs 40 a eec 24 Walnut twp $1400. © B Krouse to MH Whitney 408 |sec 1 Elkhart twp $1400. Henry Meyer to E P Meyer lots 12- 13-14-15-16.17-18-19 blk 23 Rock- “There are so many different kinds | ville $1. of Hiquor that {t fs hard to say.”’ “Well, didn’t 1s make you drunk?” “That’s what the officer sald, but 1 can’t swear to it.” “Why couldn’t you?” E P Cameron to J D Matthews lots 12 13 blk 24 Amoret $55. Hattie J Noland to Peter Peterson 66 a sec 32 Elkhart $3300. Auguet Elgertto JH and M B AGE BUTLER, MO. ; {ng opposition to the postal savings bank bill. Mr. Burkett says: “Yes, that is always the case. An organ- ized opposition can exert aninfluence | more potent than an unorganized support, even if the support lejten times as great as the opposition.” It ts safe to say that the depositors | in banks outnumber thestockholders | by at least ten to one—probably twenty to one, and as the holdings of many stockholders are too smal! | to influence their judgment upon! such questions, the ratio of those fa- voring security to depositors fs even greater than the ratlo exlsting be- tween the depositors and stockhold- ers. And yet, the banks are organ- {zed while the depositors are unor- ganized, and {t {8 perfectly true, as Senator Barkett says, that the pro-| tests sent in by bankers have weight | with the senators and members of | congress, Those entrusted with leg- {slation do not always stop to con- sider the fact that the people who test against the postal savings bank are few in number compared with, those who would be benefitted by and who favor It. The legislator, whether in congress or in the legislature of a state, le the spokesman of the whole people on form {s to decide fairly and justly be tween the few who clamor and the many who ure ellent. son {¢ {s of primary !mportance that the representative shall be {n sym- pathy with the mass of the people, for if his sympathies are right, he will insist upon protecting the inter- test against needed legislatiun. Is ought not to be necessary for every voter to write to his senators orcon- sixty thousand voters {n Nebraska; belleve in greater protection to de- positors. Those who are protesting against the postal savings bank are, of banks, and likewise opposed to any other protection that the deposi tors may ask. It might promote remedial legislation if all the voters that the beneficlaries of special privi-| lege do, but it would not be neces. sary for them to correspond with! their representatives so frequently ifthe representatives themeelves fully appreciated official responsibility. Revolts at Cold Steel, “Your only hope,” gaid three doc: | torsto Mrs. M. E. Fisher, Detroit, | Mich , suffering from severe rectal trouble, lies in an operation,” ‘then I used Dr. King’s New Life Pills,” she writes, “till wholly cured.” They prevent appendicitis, cure conetipa- tion, headache. 25c at F. T. Clay’s While everybody’s crazy abont changing things, why doesn’t some reformer start in upon the calender? For this rea- | gressmen upon every question; the} public offictal ought to have the| an overwhelming majority of them! asarule, opposed to the guaranty | took the interest in public affairs, BOY TAKES HIS OWN LIFE. Leo Jones, of Near Bristow, Missouri State | Theyoung man was a suffererfrom {an incurable disease and had talked | | of taking his own life for some time. | His family had kept a close watch lover him, but this he managed to evade long enough to take the fatal "| step. He was 21 years of age. Thursday morning he had been | talking to his mother, while she was ironing and appeared very despond- ent. About eleven o’clock she went to an outhouse to put away the | froning board leaving him alone {n the room. She had been gone but a moment | when she was startled by the explos- fon of a shotgun in the house. Rush- | {ng in she found her son lying ina pool of his own blood. | The room presented a ghastly ap- |} pearance. The force of the shot has |torn away the whole upper portion jof the boy’s head and covered the |celling with blood and brains, Por. | tlons of the skull were strewn over the room. His eyes were found on ' the floor several feet from each other. He had placed the muzzle of the shotgun, a twelvegauge, on the bridge of his nose and pulled the | srigger with one hand. The result was awful, The charge tore away | his head from a line starting just be- To its Hundreds of Customers and Friends: At the close of our Twenty-eighth Year of continuous and successful business we are glad to say that, notwithstanding Butler had but two banks during the year 1907 and now has three banks, the gross earnings of the Missouri State Bank for the year 1908 Were $2,173.09 Greater and the net earnings Were $1,220.92 Larger than they were for the year 1907. ieidiasincsonee In fact the year 1908 was the BEST year for LARGE BUSINESS and GOOD PROF- ITS we had during the twenty-eight years. We assure you that we appreciate your friendship and liberal patronage, and hope ) by strict attention to your wants to merit its ‘daughter was the only one in the house at the time. Itch cured in 80 minutes by Woolford’s Sanitary Lotion. Never fails. Sold | by Frank T. Clay, Druggist. 50-6m MISSOURI STATE BANK FARMERS BANK Indigestion or Dyspepsia, or that {your food will ferment or sour on | your stomach, ff you will occasion. ally take a little Diapepsingatter eat- causes Belching, Dizziness,%a feeling | of fullness after eating, Nausea. In- digestion (like a lump of lead fn stomach), Billloueness, Heartburn, | Water brash, Painin stomach and intestines or other symptoms. Headaches from the stomach are ‘absolutely unknown where this effec- tive remedy is used. Diapepsin really | does all the work of & healthy stom- We are protected against robbery by insurance and our LABGE CORLISS SAFE, guaranteed by the manufacturer to be Burglar Proof. DIRECTORS, Ciark WIx, J.J. McKeg, Frank Hotuanp, J. W. Caoate, 0. A. HEINLEIN, = W. F, Diovan, cae E. A. BENNETT, Homer Dvvatt, F, N, DRENNAN, jach. It digests your meals when your stomach can’t. Each triangule | will digest all the food you can eat and leave nothing to ferment or sour. Get 4 large 50-cent case of Pape’ 8 | Diapepsin from your druggist and | start taking to-day and by to-mor. |row you will actually brag about | your healthy, strong Stomach, for you then can eat auything and everything you want without the slightest discomfort or misery, and every particle of impurity and Gas that isin your stomach and intes- tines is going to be carried away without the use of laxatives or any other assistance. y oe eee WE WANT YOUR SUSINESS.“ F ad EE, Vice-Pres. R DUVALL, Asst. Cashier. E. A. BENNETT, Pres. W. F. DUVALL, Cashier, J.J. Me HOM CASH CAPITAL, $50,000. Farmers Bank Building, Butler, Missouri. ARM LOANS. We have money to loan on real estate at a low rate of interest with privilege to pay atany time. ABSTRACTS. We have a complete set of abs- tract booke and will furnish abstracts to any Real Estate in | UVAL- PERIL TRUST 60. | “Because, after I had drank {t,1/Hedgee lote 4-5 blk 34 Rich Hill|The arrangemont of the months up- 7 i didn’s know what happened, as 1|$900. on the Gregolan calender has never HERE are always two told you.” William Crum to Virtue A Crum|eaed to confuse even the well in- th “You were drank.” lots 1-2-3 4-5-6 bik 144 Town Cos 3d formed about the progress and pase- parte of the cost of “J can only swear to that Arom|add to Rich Hill $200. ing of the four seasons, says the La- paint-job_ to’ think of: one, FEELING BAD? for example, has {rrevocably fixed | first cont ; the other, how long December, January and February as Ne three months that make up the|! it acts. winter. Now, asa matter of fact, Stomach out of order, Liver sluggish, Bowels all clogged up, ‘and you have that all-gone-tired-out-teeling? Take an NR Tablet To-night. You will begin to feel better at once. Their action is di winter actually does not begin until the winter solstice, along about the/that wears three years is a ferent trom other Liver and Stomach medicines—no griping, no sickening of weakening sensations, They mae you feel good. twentieth of December and {t doesn’t end until the equinox, along the lat- good paint; they usually ad- BETTER THAN PILLS FOR LIVER ILLS. © “Nature's Remedy" (NR Tablets) fs the very best pre- ter part of March. Thus spring| vise re-painting in three years. doesn’t end until twentietk of June ‘i and summer hangs on until the fall|, Devoe Lead-and-Zinc Paint {irae ouiee’ Oeumipaiions Line Comesme: inet beeches equinox, in September. The folke f 1 ix th fis ice rag aera say a this time of the year, that the| OTe Often lasts six than winter fs practically over, when as a/ three ; sometimes ten, twelve ; sales in the county, gives me a thorough knowledge of matter offacte, itis very close to actual midwinter. We respectfully |OF more. org ele. Ts pays to employ the best, one who has “call the attention of the president to” It’s the way it’s made tog. Send tor free netractl this descrepancy in our yearly time| it’s made of that does it. Get end of aa tore bone, of com me etraclons on table, eo that he may let up on race-| Devoe here. for eurly dates at Butler, eer no something ‘thet cao” ecteally be] Ws H. HUPP & SON, Agts fo C. F'. Beard. For Sale by C. W. HESS, Druggist, Butler, Mo ' remedied. K. I. OP EE I OS EE SE Bates County and examine and perfect titles to same. INVESTMENTS. We wit! toan your idle money for you, securing you reasonable interest on good secur- ity. We pay interest on time deposits, W. F. DUVALL, President. J. B. DUVALL, Vice-Pres. ARTHUR DUVALL, Treasurer. W. D. YATES, Title Examiner. Painters hold that a paint (SAREE A Rr en \C. E". Bear Auctioneer WELVE YEARS of successful selling, also member of the 8 Auctioneers’ tion. Have ide acquaintance with farmers and stockmen, and thoroughly familiar with the aig your etock. Will get for you the gee possible price for perty. My record: a d a Sq lor and the buyer. Having madea majority of the a a Te Peete th RO _ 4 Zant line EG