The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, December 24, 1908, Page 3

TTORNEY CHAMP CLARK WAS RIGHT. NESSEE. 'The Britisher Found the New \ T consideri ourtney Peruna the § Wm N very fineat ff | York Newsboy More Than 1 OR. invigorant {| a Match For Him. W.6. and ' From the National Magazire, | Owing to rapid charges in the weather there was an early anc flour ishing crop of colds this season, and sas coughs and sneezes were heard, and handkerchiefs came cfien into play, Champ Clark dropped into the jstory telling mood. He ts an old hewspaper} man, and always mani jfests a kindly interest {n the news ‘boys, and anything that concerns them makes a lasting impression on 3) |his memory.{: He ts ve ry proud of } | their keen wit, and belleves that the | |Americen newsboy has no «qual in | | repartee or shrewdness : | Oo the particular morning of the story—in chilly, frosty January—he Washington, D. 0., Ex-Adjutant | ¥48 walting on a New York dock ¢neral State of Tennessee, and State’s | While his frlend, juss over from En Attorney at Nashville, is an ardent | gland,fsaw to the collection of his friend of Peruna, He does not hesitate luggage.4s The congressman thought to give public endorsement ‘to this very ita goo {opportunity tm: dllats on excellent remedy, i y Aga tonic Peruna has no superior, | hs favorite theme. The Britisher But it is as @ catarrh remedy it has rather resented his boasting andsald achieved its world-wide notoriety and | that to his mind the London news: success, | “ Rae calbeels sonedy &: become per- | DOY was without an equal. ‘He is manently effectual in the cure of ca- jalways ready with @ retort, don’t tarrh must contain tonic and invigorat- you know, that ts as good as the ing qualities with its anti-catarrhal Jatest in, Punch, The London news- Sapa pecan wn en boys are keen students of human uae B da, therefore, important , nature—nota detail in a man’s ap: that a catarrh remedy should possess pearance {8 unnoted by them,” said reliable invigorating qualities in orde | the Englishman warmly. to thoroughly rid the system of catarrh. ; Champ turned his quid to the oth- ® Pe-ru-na for Colds. wy ¢ Hon. R. 8S. Ryan, now residing in ° side. “You just try one of these Nome, Alaska, was formerly a member | New York kids,” he sald. of the English House of Parliament! A lad approached to sell & paper, and Secretary to the late Irish patriot, gud the Londoner promptly opened Charles Stewart Parnell, His Wash- tig while the boy took an inventor aed Hotel ', ry y Romp macros ri rien eee ON) | 6 is caatotner: Washington, D.C. He writes: hee “I have used Peruna and can recom-; ‘Now, my boy,can you tell me the mend your remedy as a very effective time by your nose this morning?” cure for colds and catarrhal com.| ate life-giving § i 4 6 tonic, I speak trom ample xperience. Fa Dae Sata GSty, oxo) ,000.00 LARGE q Burglar }} ‘E, UL. ashier, PPP wry’ The boy glanced up at the English- on real (ad mau’s aristocratic features and, y time. Ask Your Druggist for a Free Pe- | smiling serenely, replied: ‘Ask your State tuna Almac for 1909, | own nose, sir; mine ain’ runnin’,” tate in == | ‘Phe Londoner, somewhat confus- When atoong your flock of fowls|ed, took out bis handkerchief, and don’t move sround in a way that/nothing more on the subject of news- ur idle keeps them ins continaal flutter It} boys was mentioned. Champ Clark 1 secur- means more eg to keep thom con.) retired with the gleam of victory in tented and free from fear, Every | his eye. res. successful ponlé-y rafser keeps his xaminer. § fowls wentle as all times. Women Sorry For the Horse. on poultry raisers are the most success- ful wish heas, and they atonce win, The hardware drummer had falled rere the esteem anu confidence of their|*o bock a-single order in the village. feathered pets, and in this manner] “This ts certainly a one-horse they get far better resulis.—Ruraliss, | town,” he remarked to the station -D i: Nien eee agent, who was checking his trunk. ) “Well, what do you care?” rejoin- Take DeWitt’s Kidney and Blad-| oq she local railway autocrat. der Pills are antiseptic and 7 “Personally I don’t eare a rap,” soothe the pai quickly. Insist upon Ayal DeWitt's Kidney and: Bladder Pills | replied the kulghs of the grip, “but ners ang/p Regular size 50c. Sold here by C.W.|1 can’s help feeling sorry for the n ever horse.” —The Sample Case. + withthe << ; ie you ; ar and a) Order of Publication. Bad Symptoms. sonable stare oF sissouRl, ! The woman who has period 80D County of Bates. aches, backache, Can givOl in the Circuit Court of Bates County, Missouri, October term, 1:48. The State of Missouri at the relation and to the use of W. R. Bell, Ex-officio Collector of Spots or 5, pelis, drag- ad the Revenue ates county, and Drainage ‘cling in lower abdominal or a, . & District No. One, Bates Co., Non in the State n, easily startled or excited, AigSouri.g Of Missouri. piaintit, vs.’ George Douglas, irregular or painful periods, with or with- Joseph T. Masley and Wm 8. Bell, defend: ants. - out vie catgerh, is suffering from ks erangements that should ntion, Not all of above f likely to be present in any re, or badly treated and such fn run into maladies which de- surgeon’s knife if they do not Civil action for Malinausas drainage assessment and interest, Now at this day comes the plaintiff by her at- torney before the Circuit Court of Bi , in the State of Missouri, and it aring to e court that summons had been issued in the tith use against the defendants, geeree Doug! Joseph T, Masley and Wm, S ell, directed to the sheriff of Bates county, Missouri, and that said sheriff of Bates redolge Missouri, to whom said sammone was directed, |’ has made return thereon that the defendants, ‘las, Joseph T, Masley and Wm. 8. cannot be found, and the court being fur- sled that process cannot be served on Geo: ley and Wiu.S. Bell, it Dougias, Joesph 'T, therefore order- by the court that the anid defendants be notified by publication plaintiff has com- H menced 4 sult against them in this court by ition, the object and general nature of which T- genforce the lien of the State of Missouri > egelinquent annaal installment of prin- : 1} lt interest due Drainage District Num- ber One of Bates county, Missouri, amount iy ite to the sum of $5 86 together th $35.10 interest and costs, commissions and {noe 3 Upon the following described tracts of je in Bates county, Missouri. to- e very best ingredien 0 medical science for the cure of woman’s peculiar ailments enter into its composition. No alcohol, harmful, or habit-forming arte is to be found in the list of its ingredients printed on each bottle-wrapper and attested under oath. In any condition of the female system, Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription can do only good—never harm. Its whole effect is to strengthen, invigorate and regulate the whole female system and especially the pelvic organs. When these are de- ranged in function or affected by disease, the stomach and other organs of digestion become sympathetically deranged, the terms jortheast q: t of the northwest quar- and the north part of the southeast quarter of the northwest quarter of section rent. \¢ (28) township thirty-eight of range thir and that unless the said defendants be an nerves are weakened, and a Jong list of bad, unpleasant symptoms follow. Too much must not be Geel of this *Fa- vorite Prescription.” It will not perform miracles; will not cure tumors—no med- {cine will. It will often prevent them, if taken in time, and thus the operating bet Hf the surgeon’s knife may be avoided, Boding: apo tvites to comae’oy teams sta , are inv: consult by letter, - | free. Ni correspondence is held as strictly rivate and sacredly confidential. Ad- at the next term of thle court to be be- and Bi Bates Missouri ofe to law @ will be j | ered estate ie forthe ordered by the court afore- er 8 copy hereof be published in Tux real World’s Dispensary Medical Associa: | hag i Pharos, Pies ., Buffalo, N. Y. 5 's Medical Adviser (1000 pages fs sen on renee of Peicteans H stam} for pay vel or 8 for eloth-bound copy. Address as above. A | What the Uniforms Mean. | K. C, Times, worth gets leave to spend a day in | Kansas City, he never fails to visit the recrulting station at 728 Main street. A party of four stopped at the recruiting office, “Every one of 'em belongs to a dit- jf-rent branch of service,” satd a ser geant the party had lett “How du Lkuow thas? By the little ‘thinvstinjie’ on theiv caps and coat collars, when “Solaire nav all wear the same clothes, bus they also wear a brass device thas tells the corps they be- long to. The infantry has the eross. ed rifles; the artillery, crossed can- nou; the cavalry, crossed sabers, the signal corps, crossed flags, and the ordinance corps, a bursting shell, A surrested castle marks a member of the engineering corps. A caduceus, or staff of Mercury 1s worn by the hospital men. A wreath enclosing the letters ‘P. G.’ is on the coat col- lars and caps of the prison guards, At the recruiting stations we wear a wreath enclosing the letters ‘R. S.’” Marked For Death, “Threb years agol was marked fordeath. A graveyard cough was tearing my lungs to pleces, Doctors failed to help me, and hope had fled, when my husband got Dr. King’s New Discovery,” says Mra. A.C. Wil- lame, of Bac, Ky. “The first dose helped me and improvement kept on until I had gained 58 poynds fn weight and my health was fully re- stored.” This medicine holds the world’s healing record for coughs and colds and lung and throat dis- eases. I prevents pneumonia. Sold under guarantee at Hank T. Clay’s drug store. 50c and $1.00 Trial bottle free. A Bran Mash, Everybody {8 supposed to know how to make bran mash, but It {s only in racing stables and large studs asa rule that it fs properly done. To make «a bran mash first wash out a bucket with boiling water, then pour {n the quantity of water required, say three pints, and stir in three pounds of bran. Cover and leave It fortwo or three hours or more, {fnot required for { medfate use. A mash requires hours to coal off and {8 often given to a eick horse too hot and ts refused when it would have been tek en if properly prepared and fed when Warm lustead of ecaldiug hot. The addition of # tablespoontul of salt to the ordinary mash can be recom- mended to keep down parasites and promote digestion, but should not be o part of the sick horse’s diet un- less specially ordered.—Nastonal Stockman. How’s This? We offer One Hundred Dollars Re- ward for any case of Catarrb that cannot be cured by Hall’s Catarrh Cure. F. J.CHENEY &CO Toledo, 0. F. J. Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transactions and financially able to carry out any ob- ligations made by his firm. Wacoping, Kinnan & MARVIN, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O Hall’s Catarrh Cure {s taken inter- nally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Testimonials sent free. Price 75c per bottle. Sold by all Druggists. Take Hall’s Family Pills for con- stipation. Ed. McGinnis to Kill Elephants, When a soldier at Fort beayeen | Alfalfa Has Brought Telephone and Automobile to the Sod House. From the Nebraska State Jouanal, There was not a sign of habltation {n sight, There were endless reaches of table land extending tn every di- rection. | remarked to the driver: “We have reached the unsettled | wilderness, sure.”” wood many settlers around here.” down one of the canyons. There on one aide was a sod house and beyond tivlds of alfalian, cattle, hogs, horses, farming Implements, carrlages and wagons and an immense tlock of chickens, A ilttle further on was a valley tn which the alfalfa grew so luxurfantly that there was hardly room on the ground to stack it Every mile or two there was a fine church and schoolhouses were never out of sight. Out on the hills which bordered the valley there were thousands of cat: tle, horses and sheep and {n the val- ley thousands of hogs grow!ng lke Shanghal chickens, You know that the old song says: Shanghal chickens grow very tall, In a few days. The jarahouses had hot and cold water {n every room and immense barns housed work horses, automo- bile and buggles. Automobiles, did you say? Certainly, Some parts of that country 1s the home of the automo- bile. I went to a schoolhouse one night to make a speech and when I arrived (I came {n an automobile) there were eight machines there and three more came afterward, making twelve automobtles surrounding that one little schoolhouse, That 1s not the character of coun- try that most people ascribe to the sand hills, you suggest. Well, \the sand hills are not all Ike that. Such development {s only found where they have been ralsing alfalfa for elght or ten years, Ous where there is nothing but buffalo jand bunch graves the sod house is al-| ) moss universal and life is made bear- ablein them by the rural mail car- rer and telephone, has telephone and many of them two. The telephone costs from fifty Every sod house LIFE IN THE SAND HILLS, | “Oh, no,” he replied. ‘There area} A turn to the right revealed a ylew | delicious hot pastry. tasty, nutritious CREA For making quickiy Hic PESe Render NO. 9 Sets = ‘ Be As | is 4 and s the food more and wholesome. uits, cake No alum, no lime phosphate The government and food authorities have enabled the housekeeper to protect her family from the alum baking powder. decline any powder Ozurk region in Southern Missou rl, The college was founded by the home mission department of the Presbyterlan church of Missourl, Al- though only in existence two years, the school now has more than 200 students, forty of whom board at the school, The school ts at Forsyth, Taney county, Mo., In‘one of the most rugged sectlous of the state. outside of their own county. G Robertson, A B., an alumnus of the University of Missourl, fs president of the college, The preachers of Columbia have In- dorsed the twenty-five minute ser mon, In taterviews recently the ininisters of the Methodist, Baptist, Episcopal and Christian churches ali expressed themeelves as tn favor of the shorter sermon, They were all of the opinion shat the hour and the Many of the students have never been | They require that the label shall give her warning. Shé must buy from the label and which the label does not show to be made from cream of tartar. nn ne ennnennnneen, of poor relief In the 114 counties of Missourt {8 tke 114 {rregularly shap- ed wheels {n @ clock, none working in harmony.” He says that a great deal of money could be saved tn this regard and better results obtained ff there were & state-wide movement for the care of Missourt’s poor, Home Seekers Excursio.n To pointstn Alabama, Arizona, Arkansas, Colorado, tieorgta, Idaho, Kansas, Kentucky, Loulslana, Mext- co, Mississippl, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakotn, ‘Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Virginia, Washington, Wisconsin, Wyoming. On all first and third Tuesdays ofeach month ub rate of one and one balt fare plus $2.00 for round trip. Twenty-one days from date of sale B.C. Vaxpenvoort, Saved His Family From Being jcents to a dollar, Exch tumily buys} We, the undersigned, have known| ‘a telephone and builds its own line to where it connects with another. For poles they use sticks of any sors |that are long enough. Ofven tney nail four-inch strips on each side of a fence post to raise the wire up above the sunflowers and weeds, and tn some iustances they still use thefence wire. But they say that fs very un- ter the weeds grow up along the fences or when it rains or there isa heavy dew. After the Ifne fs built an assessment is made each month to pay the wages of the “hello girl” at the little exchanges and repatring the wires when they break. Missouri University News-Letter The old Columbia court house, which was built in 1847, is to be torn down to make way for anew and modern structure. The court housels built in the classic style of architecture, with four large Ionic col- Ed. McGinnis a few days since was|umns in front. Tho Columbia chap- in receipt of a letter from a gentle-| ter of the D A. R. madea strong ap- man in charge of the arrangements|peal for the preservation of: the for President Roosevelt’s big hunt in| structure for use as a museum, but Africa, requesting that he consent to | since {¢ would partly shut off a view be a member of the party, to actin|of the new structure, it has been the capacity of guide, etc. The let-| deemed necessary by thecounty court ter further stated that the writer|to demolish the old building. The would be in Rich Hill next Saturday, | classic columns, however, will proba- and Ed. was asked to make ita potnt| bly be preserved on a mound in the to meet him and arrange details, | new court house yard. After due consideration Ed. has con- sented to accompany the President, The Rey. H. A. Hart, pastor of the and will meet his representative on|Christian Church of Columbia, ts the above date. McGinnis is a crack|known as the “football preacher,” shot, the Daniel Boone of Bates coun-| because of his strong advocacy of the ty, and will be a valuable addition great college game. He playedright to Mr. Roosevelt’s corps of hunters. | tackle on his college team and ina Weare indebted to Dennis Miller| recent sermon used the word “foot- for the above information, who was| ball” twenty-three times. indirectly responsible for Ed. being selected from a long list of appl. cants.—Rich Hill Review. “The School of the Ozarks,” is the name of a college in the heart of the satisfactory, in the summer time af-| through. The State of Missourl spends one and a half milllon dollars a year for the support of {ta poor, and of the 114 counties of the state, Buchanan, Saline, Jackson and Boone spend more than any other counties In this regard, the city of Ss. Louts not {n- cluded. The above {s the result of an investigation that the Depart: mens of Research of the St. Lous ; School of Philanthropy has been making over the state. Other {nfor- mation given out by the soclety based on recent investigation 1s that uf the.114 counties of the state, sev- enteen have no county pour houses, for the poor. I¢ was found that of the causes of pauperism which de- manded publie support 16 per cent 45 per cent by physical or mental de- rector in the St. Louls Schuol of Philanthropy, says: “The system Cold after cold; cough after taking-cold habit? His approval is valuable. No alcohol in this cough m Always! is the best and have a meagre system of reliel | was caused by widowhood and non , support, 34 per cent by old age,jand | fects or sickness. Dr. T. J. Riley, of | the Departmen’ of Sociology at the | University of Missouri, who fs a di. | Weak Throat—Weak Lungs Better break it up. We have great confidence in Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral for this work. No medicine like it for weak throats and weak lungs. Ask your doctor for his opinion. Follow his advice at all times. edicine. | hour-and-a-half sarmons were out ot Wealthy. |date. The y thought thatapreacher London, Dec.—A speetal dispatch should have his sermon carefully pre trom 86. Peterst Ing to the Dafly pared and should stop when he is Mall relates that a d Moscow Peterof’ had his 1 thie ayehe piled lilionsire named whole fortune withdraws banks and the bank noses br to the sick room, They were up before him and see on ire, Peseroff summoned his relatives aud showed them the ashes, cougrat- ulasing them on having escaped the evils of wealth, CASTORIA. sars tho ” d You Have & Signature Speaking For the Chickens. A southerner, hearing a wreatcom- wotion in his chicken house one dark night, took bis revolver and went to investigate. “Who's there?” he sternly demand. ed, opening the door. No answer. “Who's there? shoot.” A trembling voice from the farth- est corner, Deed, sah, dey aln’s nobody hyah buught Answer Vil or | ceptin’ us chiekens.”"—Every body's Magazine. cough! ‘Troubled with this He knows all about it.