The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, February 15, 1906, Page 5

For Thin Mark Twain and Artemus Ward. Babies In talking of bis lecture on Arte Fat is of great account mus Ward, Mark Twain told the sec retary of hie trouble'tn findings &t- t6 a baby; that is why jes are fat. If your ting climax to his at ues ot story of with « is scrawny, Scott's Ward’s encounter bore” —a species thas he: deteste¢—who took the seat him inacaron a journey to Wash- ing ton, shortly after the close of the Mulsion is what he mae Popespee sa, panama 2 ts. The healthy baby tlop. But the bore was not to be “ stores as fat what it does ‘not need immediately for “bone and muscle. Fat babies are happy ; they do not cry; they are rich; their fat is laid up for any given soil, a plentiful applica- balked. “Bay,” he observed to bis vietim, “d’ye think Grant’ll get the time of need. They are happy because they are tion of PoTASH is necessary nomination for President?” Arte comfortable. The fat sur- The best methods leading to certain success are full Ina to Teale) mend coricealy cy| explained in the 65-page ihatliheed book, which we wa the stranger, and said: “Grant?| free to farmers who write for it. It tells of the remarkable Grant? Whois Grant?” Paralysed| results attained with cow peas aourished upon Porasu. rounds their little nerves and cushionsthem. When they are scrawny those merves are hurt at every f moment, the ingolsitor er. Addvess, GERMAN claimed: “You don’t pe to ae Mew York—03 Nassau Street, or vr aiiiage-aoatnats Building. ungentle touch. They delight in Scott's Emul- ye never heard of General U. 8 Grant?” . sion. It is as sweet .as wholesome to them. food for stock, the cow pea is unsurpassed. To get the larg- est possible yield of cow peas from Mrs. Field Shocked Them. Philadelphia, Feb. 12 —Upon the fashion adopted by Mrs. Marshall Field of having ® mourning gown for evening wear made with low neck and short sleeves Mise Elizabeth “Never heard of bim,” solemnly @newered Artemus. ‘Ibis confession dazed hisseatmate fora few minutes; but he returned to the charge with the insinuating suggestion. “They say old Greeley is agin’ him.” Again the serious eyes were lifted from the book. “Greeley,” he asked—“old Greeley? I never heard of him, elther. It appears to me, sir, that you know m ore strangers than any man I ever met!” This was indeed a “‘eockdol- ager.” It took the interlocutor fully ten minutes to recover from hie sur- prise. Meanwhile Artemus was deep {n his book. Finally the talkative ove could endure it no longer, andbe broke outwith, “Say, you darned fool, did you ever hear of Adam?” “Adam? Adam?” replied Artemus Scott-& Bowne | meditatively; “wh-what was hisfiret Ewing M. Sloan Dead. Missouri and a former wholesalegro Protective Dressmakers’ association, which fe now holdiog a fashion con. | * vention in Horticultural hall, has set theban of her positive disapprov- al. From the point of view of fash- fon and etiquette, the idea ofa wo: man ordering a low necked gown when ber husband has been dead only three weeke is simply unpardon- able, Mise White added. To Teach Poultry Raising. It was announced that T. E Orr, secretary of the National Poultry _ Send for free sample. work and to mining interests. A Healing Gospel. Be sure that this picture tm the form of a label {s on the wrapper of every bottle of Emulsion you buy. says of Electric Bitters: It’s a God name?” This closed the conversa- | Association, will lecture @r the Mie- | Jame back, stiff jointe, and complete Chemusts Hon. souri Agricultural College February | Phisical collapse I waeeo weak it 409-415 Peart Street ||" Y 18th to 17&h on practice! problem of | took me half an hour to walk a mile New York | T couldn’s seem to geta good poultry raising on the farm. Two bottles of Electric Bitters have 50c. and $t.00 \Jenough climax,” said Mark, who According to theestimate of George | made me an strong I have just walk Richi we llconfeesed to inventing the story,|B Ellis, secretary of the State Board | 0d three miles in 50 minutes and fee! ———"Iuntill I thought of my old friend | Agriculture, the poultry products | like walking three more. It’s made of Missouri last year were valued at | ® new manof me” Greatest remed: $25,000 000 00 making her the lead- iug poultry state, It is believed that this product could be iucreased CASTOR fA" - , For Infants and Children, | The Letter That The Kind You Have Always Bought |Was Never Mailed. Bears the From the Jewell County (Kas ) Republican. Slgvature of Jobu H. Miller of Salina was fore- | man of the Union Pacific construc poo tion crew. He received a letter from $5,000,000.00 next year if farmers | Drag Store. Prica 50c. understanding a campaign of educa- tion along : ‘hese lines In Theory Only. The Wareaw Enterprise of last week NOTICE! a beloved son in which the boy told |seye: DR. E. N. CHASTAIN. his father that he bad an opportun-| ‘The Kansas City Star’s editorial BRYAN LONDON. Butter, - Mo. ity to begin railruading and wished | on the “Obligations of newspapers to | He can do you better work and for Ofice over Bennett-Wheeler Mer, Co. to enter upon that line of work. The| publish the News,” 1s a very five one, | leas prices than you can get done Residence High Street. father eat down and immediately Office Phone 213, Residence Phone 195. and has been extensively copied. And yet no one of the large dailies in Kansas City or St. Louis ever pub lisbed the verdict of the Chariton county cirenit court giving ex-Secre- wr ote his son, strongly advising bim ag ainst éntering upon eo hazardous an occupation as railroading and telling him bow fondly bis mother will give my customers the benefit. South Main near Powers Mill. Americsn walnut ae | S a renovator of soil and as a Ewing M. Blosn, for years Grand secretary of the I. 0. 0. F. of White, president of the National | ase great shock, as he had only been iit a Stree. A cold he had contract- he has devoted his time to lodge The Rev. J.C. Warren, pastor of Sharon Baptiet Church, Belair, Ga, send to mankind. It cured me of for weakness and all Stomach, Liver & Kidney complaints, Sold un- der grar:nteat Frank T. Clay’s Take your gun work of all kinds to elsewhere. I pay no shop rent and I will stock your gun with English or 1.6m Fr OR. H. M. CANNON, j and himeelf had Jooked torward to having their son once more in their Dentist, home. ‘Come back, my boy,” he BUTLER, - MISSOURI. wrote, “when you have your visit out. You are the only son now who i Will be tn Adrian every Tyee ¥ can be with us. Do not ask ourcon ' cay and Friday prepared to do§ | sent to goon the road, You know i all kinds of dental work. tary Cook $150.000 damages against the Globe Demverat for slander The editorial appears to illustrate a prac- Mo. Pac. Excursion Rates. Tth Ruases to San Francisco, Sacra i; |how we feel about that. I have a'- a ways felteince Hugh died that we had you leftto comfort and cheer OSTHEOPATHY the home, ani if anything should happen to youit would drive these penne tem Building, gray hairs of mine to the grave. ‘ hi , There fe no one now tocomein and sleo to Prescott and Pooesix, Aris, 325 00 Spesinl one way s cond class ¢ nalts CCESSOR TO A Bu mother, and she is short winded.” | women ever attained, the pro priors and $26.00 Corresponding rates to in DR. HARRIET FREDERICK. With thie letter in bis pocket and {| tion now feel fully warranted in ofering termediate Poiute. ni with hie m{nd, no doubt, filled with] fo pay $00 ee Ae g aol T. C. BOULWARE, Office * North Side sqeans, Deter, Mo. |that he seemed much absorbed and | ,,rhelt financial ea is te rate to be Diseases of women and children |walked down tbe track dreamily. ane ¢ JF a specialty. The express engine bore down upon| Preseripti DR- |. M. CHRI TY» ; |him. The whistle sounded. Mr. Miller, aroused at last, made an ef- LT, and Mexico. Rates to Denver, Culo- rado Springs, Pueblo and Triuidad, it of any prepara’ he was thrown twenty feet and his| *™% Peculiar ailments, trom date of eale. ekull crushed. The fate was his that| disease that any overworked, ron-down Butler, Mo. mother {s prostrate with grief end of 1905-06.—Tickets sold daily, Oct. 1st, 1905, to May 31, 1996, to Den- ver, Colorado Springs avd Pueblo, Colo. Rate 80 per cent of doubleone way standard rate for the round trip; aper. fl return limit May 81, 1906. che, Wright, a en I mien, John : a y ts le iy OF a Ose? Special one way second class colo- nist rates to California. Tickets on sale daily from Feb. 15th to April mento, Los Angeles, San Diego, and various other poiut+in California nist rates to the Northwest. Tickets on sale deily from Feb. 15th to April 7th. Rates to Biliings Mont , $17.55, Backed up by over a third of a cen 4 es DR. JOHN A. BELL ‘share the nuts and grapes and ap-| of acked up 1 end. uniform Pong Helens und* Butte, Mons. $21.00, 1 b4 4 ples, and no one to fight with but record such as no other remedy for se Spokaue, Wash. $23 50, Porviand, diseases and weaknesses peculiar Uro., Seattle and f'acoma, Wash, Pe. eel wg ogre excursions tender thoughts of hie abeent gon,| male Weakness, Prola Falling of | Jan. 2nd and 16sb and Feb. 6:h and Mr. Miller peor out to ah tia Womb, which they ORnnOk etite, me 20th. Rase 75 per cent of the one ‘ they ask is a fair and reasonable trial of | way standard first class rate for the letter. Those who saw bim noticed | thelr means of cure. round trip. The minimum selling $10. To all parte t= homeseekers territory in Arkansas, » N. M., Okla. Texas, 881 Colo , Lousa., Nebr., Wyo,8 Dak., Diseases of women and Children » Specialty ifort to clear the track, but he was tae made, by this worl famed remedy ever | Colo , $19.00 -for round trip. All oa The Rete her too late. The enginestruck him and Ueselaity Sasianed tor the eee ot woe tickets limited to return 21 days “TI believe that I suffered from every | Special round ate rate to Kanes ” tarday of each he had dreaded for his son. ‘The let- ye, re ee Sas . All trains leaving Butler after ter he bad started to mail wasfound % q nig twelve o’clock noon and all trains to return on ap, over Ht, . Wiehols, *}in ‘the dead man's. pocket. The Hinde dh ae cathe Ghases Ohy toe } noon the follow! Monda: Sa iv MR EERE PERE the son is hastening | home from ite. | West Reand Winter Tour- Pesneylyania. : ist Excursions to Colorado, Season MISSOURI STATE BANK, BUTLER, MISSOURI. Capital 835,000.00 Surplus Fund and Profits 12,7028 438 Organized under Missouri law and often examined by State B:-nk Exawiuers Receives deposits and always bas money to loan. 25 years successful experience We pramiseour patrons abselute ie for their deposits and every avery accommodation that is con- consistent with sound banking rules. Financial Statement of the Missouri State Bank on January 27th, 1906. Bill receivable (money loaned).... Real estate, (banking house) Total Capital Stock om: 239.68 8,000.00 Furniture and fixtures 1,500.00 p- 4 on hand and in other banks subject to our 138, 840.08 : 5,630.10 $308,209.86 . $55,000.00 Surplus fund and profits. 11,602 82 Due depusitors. wee 241.607 04 Total, $308,209.86 ——DIRECTORS:—. Dr. T. C. Boulware, J. R. Jenkins, Trank M, Voris. John Deerwester A. B, Owen, Wn. & Walton Dr, J. M. Christy u, Kk, Radford, Max Weiner CO, H, Dutcher B. P. Powel Ww B Tyler Sam Levy WE WANT YOUR BUSINESS. Wo. E. Watton, President. J. R. Jennins, Cashier. Dr. T. C. Boutware, Vice-Pree. WersLey Denton, Ase’t Cashier. Corsiy Gararp, Clerk and Bookkeeper. PPS AAA AARAR CCEA. A re rn i ns ee aaeaaanoaemmmmnetemmneatammenmmtd TRUST CO. OF BUTLER, MO. Vernon, Barton, Cedar, Polk and Dade Counties, Mo, at VERY LOWEST RATES OF INTEREST on one, three, five or seven years time, and allow borrowers to pay back part each yeardf desired. Every land owner wanting a loan should call and get our ratee and liberal terms Momey ready as soon as papers are signed. Wehave a ful] and complete abstract of title to every aore of land or town lot In Bates County fiom the U. 8 patent and showing all deeds of trust, Sheriff’s deeds, tax titles or other coyveyances that have been recorded .1 Bates county. Our Abstract books were begun by our Mr Wm. E. Wal- ton 85 years ago and are written up daily from the county reo- ords, We furnish reliable Abstracts at reasonable prices and are responsible for TIME DEPOSITS. their correctness, INTEREST PAID ON If you have idle money for six months or longer the Walton Trust Company will pay you interest on it, Ww, E. Walton, Pres. Sam Levy. Vice Pres, Fank Allen, Sec C. A, Allen, Ass’t Sec, A. A Peach, Clerk and Bookkeeper W. D. Yates Abstractor, W. J. Nix, Clerk. THE WALTON Always has ready money on hand to loan on farm: {p Bates, : | é | | . | \ i RD ER A LRRLRIAIRLS ARIA RRR PLAIN AE UIE RARE IMPAIR ALAM aia Tasteless Chill Tonic No-Cre-No-Pay. 50 cents. tit securities always on hand and forsale, Abstracts of title examined titles Apvisory Boarp { Dr. W. L. Hedges president, Com. Bank. T. E. Cheatham, Caghier American Bank. Earl Coffman, Ase’t Cashler AmericamBank. For information! Addrese Warreneburg Business College, Warrensburg, Mo.- | aoe County investment Co, | Co, BUTLER, moO. Capital, = = S50 cco. Money to loan on real estate, at low rates, Abstracts of tle county. Choice and all kinds of real estate OOOOLAVOOGOCOSOOOOOOOGO 1g Warrensburg Business College§ North: Aolden Street, Oppusite Court House. Tues CompLeTe Courses Book-Keeping, Shorthand and Typewriting Telegraphy. B. BE. PARKER, Manager. A. LEE SMIBER, Assistant Manager. =