The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, June 29, 1893, Page 7

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Prevents wasting in childres. Al- % gost as palatable as milk. Getonly 4 ®enuine. Prepared by Scott & @, Chemists, New York. Sold by ‘Wi Druggists. ( * UNCLE BILL Came Along to Town to Buckwheat sell his ars W< Was > Pla orth—He sand Hadn't a on But Was Mighty Good ina Han- dieay “Ive made hay in July, and har- vested in August, and I've cut elders ther graph was climbir the swamp when the a I les 1 crawlin’ over meetin’ house, but f y weather a feller wants to take one of them what-you call-| ‘em—Turkey baths,” said Uncle William, setting his foot down on aj rather portly valise before him evi dently thinking some wicked pass enger might steal it. *Ever take Turkey bath, young feller?” “No! Well it beats anything the wash line I ever see. I run into the city yestiddy to see if I ‘eould git rid of my buckwheat, {after Thad sold out I commenced | strollin around the way a fellow will, | Bimeby, I see where it | said turkey baths, and Isays tomy self, ‘wonder what in the ol’ | people is washing their turkeys t I've farmed it for forty years, says | I, ‘and I never seen a turkey washed So I says, ‘I'll drop in and see how they do it and what for. Ifthere’s any knew kinks agriculture I want to know’em,’ says. ‘So I went up the stairs where the a in and you kuow. har yet, not a one.’ in I sigu was an opened a door and a ‘Good mornin.’ And I says: young feller says: mister, what'll it be?’ ys, ‘all right, lever go. That's a purty stiff price for a turkey show,’ says I, ‘but you can’t scare your Uncle William, not when he’s sold his buckwheat. And the fellow says, ‘Leave your coffee sack behind © the counter and step in and make your- self to hum.” So I stepped in anda | barefooted chap ina low neck dress stepded up and says, “What'll it be?” and I says, I ,wanter see your keys scrubbed,’ aud he or without alkyhol?) and I “Thunder! I don't care scrub “em with. worth, I says. | tur- ‘With says. says, Give mea dollar's Then he told me to peel. ‘Peel what?” ‘Peel your dry goods,’ says he. *Hey” says I, ‘what you a ‘Why don't expect to go through here with your clothes on,do you” I says. driving at you says he. I says, ‘I've been to shows where the show folks wore their clothin a leetle scant, but this is the first show I ever visited where the dr reg lations was ‘plied to the awji- But I wanter be in fashin,’ So I shucked duds and told him to give me a nice, easy seat | where I could see all | goin’ on. | Well, sir, that there feller fired me | | into a room that was hot enough to | bake Johnny cakes, told me to take }a seat ina lean-back chair, and then | he shut the door on me ence. says. my there was a- | I've biled sap, and I've made soap, jand I've scraped hogs over a kittle, | | but this beat anything I ever see in | the line of hot enter head Bimeby a I feller stuck his through the door and wanted to know how I was! !a comin’ on. | ‘When does this show open! ‘It is open now,’ says he. | ‘Where's your tur |‘This must be your bakin’ oven. I | don’t give a darn how you bake ’em | I wanter see how you wash ‘em. | never seen turkeys washed yet.” | ‘You set right there and you ‘ly | see the whole shootin’s match, | he. | gan to feel hotter'n biled corn, and \then I commenced to holler. You'd a thought it was the battle of Bull | Run if you'd a beerd me. I seen | then, as plain as daylight, they was | puttin’ up a job on me. Then a feller stuck his head | through the door and told me to | says /eome out o’ there, and when I come! jout a chap stepped upand com- | menced to slap the daylights out o | me, and another feller turned the hose onter me. | ‘See here,’ says I, gettin’ dander took a! | ‘Wanter see your turkey bath. and} he says, ‘all right.’ and I sa ‘any and he says, ‘one dollar, and I what you, Ij ‘Well, sir, I sot there till I be-| lup, ‘what ypu fellers doin’ where be| jthem turkey “We b ot no turkeys, one fel- “says I, ‘you're makin’ a You jest fetch to the bill, up scenery and nen the s] sr begun to slap | harder’n eve id the buggy-washer ke t flirtin’ his hose, and then I just jumped up and cut loose. Well, sir Talk ab ; your painters and wildcats! I was stitch | youd orter seen me hadn't a iy ina I run the slapper into ven” dragged the | buggy-washer around the room two| three by hair just to | show him he couldn't insult | and then I run out and} Al | police: nabbed me for dressin’ in | the outsic and I was took | down to the p'lice court. The judge explained the features of the turkish bath, or whatever you call it, chuck- led quite a good deal to hisself, and let me off. Gosh all hemlock! but you don’t ketch me in any j the and | or times the agger- | | culture, | grabbed my clothes and seooted. e hallway, is now permanently located on more 0° them hot weather turkey bath houses | ag’in—not if the court is acquainted with herself. Purty though, on the old man, good joke. wa'nt it The Wise Resolve. ‘Theday is done, and labor Is finished with the night, | I look my sewing over, But find it not just rig I see the missing stitches In almost every seam this is provoking, Does not suffice To say, ‘tis mean. Why did Lever buy it! Wrork Promptly an Highest Prices Paid Confound my ill-starred fate! Once more “bamboozled,” And found it out too late. [ve been They told me ‘It was simple,’ If what they said is true ve come tot ver, conclusic That Lam simple, too. Elopea to the Territory. Sadden Deaths at Rich Hill. Marshall, Mo, June 21.—Louis Cline, prominent stock dealer, | Bich Hil Review, 21. and Miss Susie Baker, daughter of A. H. Isely, residing on Walnut between 6th and io M. Baker of Nelson, eloped yes- very suddenly at 6 o'clock this morn terday, going to the Indian Territory to be married Miss Baker is under and bladder ently well lest night, and was on our streets. He was taken sick shortly after 4 o'clock this morning and died hour so later. He was 51 E = years of age and leaves a wife and | Bo Waley Dine: four children to mourn his loss. | It will cost you nothing, and will The bereaved relatives haye our sym- age, and her parents bitterly oppos- ed the match. A telegram received at Nelson this afternoon stated that the couple were married at Musco- | gee to-day at high noon. ae (te surely do you good, if you have a = A ‘ Beis 5 pathy. cough, cold, or any trouble with throat, chest or lungs, Dr. King’s ANOTHER SUDDEN DEATH New Discovery for Consumption, The father of Mont Connell died coughs and colds give relief or money will be paid back. Sufferers fr La Grippe found it just the thing and under its use had a speedy and perfect recov- ery. Trya sample bottle at our expense and learn for yourself just how good a thing it is. Tnal bot- tles free at H. L. Tucker’ s drugstore. Large size 50c and $1. is guaranteed to suddenly this morning, while at work in his garden in the East End. oplexy is the cause. George e W ashington, who was first | in peace, first in war and first in the | hearts of his countrymen, died on| the last day of the week, the last hour of the day, the last month of the year, and the last year of the) century. Railread Robbery. Lexington Mo., June 21.—The Mis- souri Pacific depot at}Lexington was robbed last night, the robbers secur- ing $103 in money. The robbery took place after midnight as the} hands who work at the depot do not leave much before that hour. Holes | sdin the safe containing | y and the So blown open | London, June 20.—Advices from Mecca show that 317 cholera have | June 13 to 16 occurred there from | j were dril | | | 1 "e were disturb No arrests hee yet been made ts in the of no clues were I<ft to work upou It is supposed that the burglars were | es professionals | Dropped Dead. | | Marshall. Mo. Juue 51.—Alice! _ URE eadache and relieveall the troubles inc @ bilious state of the system, such ag usea, Drowsiness, Distress after esting, Painin the Side, &c, While their mos$ remarkable success has been shown in curing SICK yet Cartor’s ee Pile are Kerr, aged 28 years, dropped dead | _jin the yard at her home near Mount Leonard yesterday, after doing a ~| hard days washing. Heart disease | lis supposed to be the cause of death | | | Deceased was the daughter of Dan-| liel and Rosa Kerr. | New York, June 20.—Booth’s will | ver and regulate the bowela. Even if they only j Was probated to cay. The value of) cured | bis estate is placed at $605,000. The | a — bulk of it is left to his daughter. | Tren a Man | = Are vou billious, constipated or trou-} | bled with Jaundice Sick Headache, Bad | A Sound Liver Makes a Well +g todo without them. Taste in Mouth, Foul Breath, Coated; 1 a, Indigestion, Hot! Dry Skin, Pain in ‘back and between} Is the bane of eign that here is where boast. Our pillscureit while the Shoulders’ Chills and Fever, &c.} If vou have any of these swmptoms your} ers do not. jliver is out ot order, and your blood is; ‘Carter's Little Liver Pills are very small and slowly being poisoned, because your! ery casy towke. One or two pills makes dose. + [liver does not act properly. Herbine| will cure any disorder of the Liver, | Stomach or Bowels. It has no equal as a Live: Medicine. Price 75cts. Free “CARTER MEDICINE CO., New York. trial bottles at HL Tucker’s drugstore | SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE 22-1 year NID THE St eee (/>,* ae by Rice and Harper with thelargest and most complete line of ATCHES, CLOCKS & JEWELRY | Ever offered to the of Butler and Bates County. ith streets, died | ing, of hemorrhage of the kidneys | Mr. Isley was appar- \ Ap-| deaths from | TWENTY YEARS —P Ei k—— est Sie Jeweler, n the north side of the sq doors west of the Palace hotel, in the room formerly occapied f Fine Repairing and Engraving a Specialty ad Satisfactory Done. for old Cold and Sil- Don't for get the place, North Side Square, Butler, Mo. | | WANTED—CHICKENS & EGGS Do drop in and see N. M. Nestle- rode at Virginia, Mo. He will give you the highest market price for chickens, eggs and hides. Also | takes subscriptions to the Butler iW eekly Totes, at $1.00 per year and | as agent is authorized to collect and | | receipt for the paper. | Nexsoy M. NustLerope. Trustee's Saie. Whereas Wm N Skinner and Florence Skinner his wife, by their deed of trust dated Jan- | uary | Ind], and recorded in book 9 at | page 301 in the recorder’s office in. Bates county, Missouri, did convey to the un- dersigned trustee the following reul estate in Bates county Missouri, Block twenty-nine (29) in the town (now city) of Butler, including the mill and all the machinery and fixtures therein, to secure the payment ofthe note in said trust deed de- | scribed, and whereas said note is long past due and remains unpaid. Now therefore at the re- | quest of the legal holder of said note and purau- ance of the provisions of said truet deed, I will jon \ Friday. June 30th, 1593, | between the honrs of nine o'clock in the fore- | hoon and five o’clock in the afternoon of that day at the east front door of the court house in | the city of Butler, Missouri. sell to the highest bidder for cash the property in said trust deed and herein above described to satisfy said note, interest and the cost of sale. Butler, Mo .M 1893 Trustee. CLARK, Admi Notice is her istratio deceased, undersigned ont 1393, by the pr: 1oth vate CO exhib- year ¥ tnay said one CLINTON Mu. RALSTON reot, at the next ter: county Bees court, in Bates county, i state ot Mis to Be eid at Butler on » day ot May, 15¢ of the Bates 7. ENNIS, ministrator.