The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, September 21, 1892, Page 7

Bick Headache and relieve all the trou! ince Gent to a bilious Leen of the oyster rah as Dizziness, Nausea, Drowsiness, Distress after eating ee Painin the Bide, &c. While their most ‘kable succees has been shown in curing SICK Heafacho, yet Carter’s Little Liver Pills ars equally valuablo in Constipation, curingand pre- venting thisannoying complaint, while they alzo correct all disorders o! Eoeecomac he atinmnies the plies regulate the bowels. Even if they only HEAD ‘Achathey would boalmost pricelessto those who Suffer from this distressing complaint; butfortu- nately their goodness does notend here,and those whooncetry them will find these little pills valu- able in so many ways that they will not ba wil- ling todowithcatthem. But after allsick head ACHE (Istho bano of so many lives that here is where ‘wemake our great boast. Our pillecureit while others do not. Carter's Little Liver Pills aro very small and very easy to take. One or two pills makea dose. Toy aro strictly vegetable and do not gripe or purge, but by their gentleaction plezse all who usothem. In vialsat 25 cents; five for $1. Bold by druggists everywhere, or sent by apa “CARTER MEDICINE CO., New Y — ral. Sut DOSE. SMALL ‘PRICE “= MoTHERS FRIEND’? MAKES CHILD BIRTH EASY, Colvin, La., Dec. 2, 1886.—My wife used MOTHER’S FRIEND before her third eonfinement, and says she would not be without it for hundreds of dollars. DOCK MILLs. Sent by express on receipt of price, $1.09 per bu. tle. Book™ fo Mothers mete ey a BRADFIELD REGULATOR Co., OR GALE BY ALL ORUGAISTS. ATLANTA, GA Sold by ALL DRUGGISTS bil * Hot Mlahed 22 goers, EDICAL COLLEGES. TAGE AND AND “a Pees nem'tasion FRE tor's own laboratory sent any whe lies, Indisc Nervousness, De Unfitness to M opement, Pains Unnatural t Stay Cu Grains stopped, we larged. tn od 82 5 sands of cases; Within yor blank No. 11 freo, MIDDLE AG: Tike deposits in urine, with the second stne of theso cases for lite. B BLOOD AND S Shit zemn and Syphilis, ife, safely ment is the resnit of Hot Springs me i tky Uri trengthened nk No. Disenses, such as nla, Rheumatiam, Ee- kines ab. vis frequent oF blow Stricture, ¥ above cise case and v DR. WSITT! : YT d STAKANS 35 CITY, MD GSTs Sa ee Bure, Prompt, Positiva Cure for Impotence, Loss of Manhood, Seminal i Emissions, Spermatorrhea, Nervousness, Seif Distrust, Loss of Memory, &c. Will make you a STRONG, Vigor- | Prics $1.00, 6 8, $5.00. ‘Soecial Directions Mailed with each Box. Address Ballard Snow Linimont Co., 2919 Lucas Ave. ST.LOUIS, - MO. FOR MER, ONL or LOST er F. 3 ea and NER’ Weakness of Bots and Mi bas riptive es 5 OX Siac ER: uow I than Lex: Ih aamall sn eimer hotel Tf don’ oy antelund and baild a hotel, if you wish earned at our new line of work, rap <¢ of either sox, Foung oF old, re. Any one ing. No | ROLL A PUMPKIN. fulness of Scandal. for his pithy sayings. cording to Royal Tyler, 5: ‘Youth's pao his daughter and some criticising ¢ verely than was pleasi upon he proceeded to r ture on the sinfulness “But, father,” remonstrate< ter, ‘we must say something. “If you can do noth torted Mr. Hay kin and roll it least innocent div the overheard young friends } abor Not long afterward a conf inisters met at his ho evening an carnest tain points of doctrir | the lofty pitch of some of seemed as if a part of th j least, were temper. At that ju ter quietly disc: in dz 1 Mr. Haynes’ entered the room, 1 huge yellow pumpkin. She put it down in front of her father, and said: “There, father, roll it about; roll it about.” Mr. Haynes was called upon for an explanation, and good hur stored. At another progress in the parish, and s young zealots were ridiculed. y went to Mr. Haynes and complained of certain scandalous reports that had been circulated. “T knew Hayn Why did you not tell us?” cried one of the young persons, in an injured tone. “Why? My dear friends,” said the old minister, his eyes twinkling, “be- cause it is best to let Satan carry his own mail and pay his own postage.” CURIOUS IDEAS OF HEAVEN. Entertained by Australian Aborigines and Aleutian Islanders. The ideas of the native Australian concerning a future life are unique, curious and interesting in the extreme. A tribe on the lower Darling formerly believed that death was but a protract- ed sleep, and that sooner or later there would come an awakening, when all old habits would be taken up and fa- vorite pastimes resumed. But, during this sleep, a remarkable transforma- tion was to take place. The Christ who has had wings and harps cradled into his make-up during childhood, has no difficulty in believing that at some future time all good people will soar through the ethereal atmosphere of WE) paradise, “like swiftest bird on wing,” but what of the poor deluded Austra- sks the St. Louis aes time a rev all this before,” said Mr. body will be twice the length it v during its former sojourn on earth, and that each end will be supplied with head, feet and arms; in short, that it will not make a whit’s difference which end is up! This curious belief in the conglomeration of the angelic form is only equaled by the belief of one of the tribes of the Aleutian ands, and is very similar with the exception that this particular tribe of Aleutes believes that each inhabitant of paradise will have a whale’s t4il and an auk’s wings, this in addition to the double form be- lieved in by the Australians. It may be added that Australian angels are without wings and travel from place to place by continually ch; ng ends; in other words, by turning handspring EARLY "ROYAL MARRIAGES. AS, The Extremo Youthfulness of Some Noble Brides. There is no elass of civ which the women marry young. the New York Recorder, the royal and imperial families of Eu- rope. Thus, the princess of Monte- negro was only thirteen and a half years of age when she married, her hus- band himself being only nineteen. Sh became a mother at grandmother at thirt The duchess of Montp of ex-Queen Isabella. of wedded when a little over fc She became a grandmother at thirt three, and a great-grandmother at fift five. The comtesse de Paris was not six- teen at the time of her marriage. She became a grandmother at thirty-nine. The empress of Austria avas married at fifteen, and became a grandmother at thirty-three. Princess Clotilde Bonaparte, the queen of Green, the queen of Italy and lized people in so seventeen “seven. and a | the duchess of Anhalt were all of them in their sixteenth year at the time of their = marriage, nd = Archduchess | Charles, of Austr | the same age, was left a widow lenteen. Itis worthy of note | spite of the saying that carly n causes 2 woman's beanty to premature- ly fade, all of the above-named ladies {are marvelously well preserved, and have retained not only traces, but very | considerable remnants, of their youth- | ful charms. dat dat who was wedde Shot with a Cork. A lady, stopping in a New York during a recent “hot spel troubled by fear of burglars) She had just dropped asleep one night, when she was aroused by a sharp report, like that of a pistol, and felt a tingling sen- ; Sation in her shoulder. Putting up her hand, she was horrified to find her night-gown saturated with some fluid, which she was sure was blood. “Henry, Henry!" she cried to her sleeping hus- band, “I am shot; I am bleeding to death!” ‘Nonsense, Em,” her callous husband replied, as he got up and lit the gas; “you have been dreaming.” “But I am wet with blood,” persisted the terrified woman. “You are wet, but not with blood,” said the husband; “its—" and he burst into roars of laughter. He had unwired a bottle of sodawater during the eveni but not opened it. It lay ona table, pointing directly at the bed, and it was evident that, exploding under the heat, it had shot the cork and half the sodawater across the room, and hit the lady as she slept. hotel was much A Pioneer Minister’s Sermon on the Sin- | tev. Mr. Haynes, one of the pioncer | ministers of Rutland, Vt., was famous | At one time, ac- | | LEGENDS ABOUT THE POTATO. | Stories About Its Introduction Into Russia and England. | When potatoes were first into Russia by a Mr. R i (the e act date of the introduction of the | tuber into that benighted country being Queer In potatoes is hael | Wiz “The rmed a copartnership ase of a m on the Merto alled the “Whitehouse.” 3 to manage the farm; the devil the cap- | ital; the produce was to be divided in the followin The first that grew devil all that gres 1 was to have all | 1,and the > surfs grour th the second year shares were to be aged in just the opposite way. ITis strange to say, was adie beaten by ‘the wily Michael, for that personage, with true Scottish fore- sight, sowed all the land to wheat the first year and planted it all in potatoes the second. So the poor devil got nothing but wheat stubble and potato tops. How these absurd legends oriz- inated no one seems to know, but the fact remains that the peasantry of both Russia and England even to this frequently allude to potatoes as "dev ruit.” il’s OILING A ROBBER. An Engineer's Treatment of a Selfish Road | Agent. There used to be—and may be yet— on the Las Cruces division of the Fe railway an engineer known as Jack Long.” One night Jack was alone at his engine oiling up the ma- chine, while the rest of the crew, like the passengers, were at supper in the dingy eating house. The train was : long one and the engine was well away from the little cluster of buildings. Suddenly, “throw up your hands!” was growled at him and Jack found him- self looking into a in the hands | of a h: The fel- low and Jack be- gan toargue, protesting that he had but a dollar in his pockets and that to take that were a cruelty, since it was meant to pay for his sup- per. Yes, the ma to have the sa: single dollar, Jack slipped nozzle of the long uder was determined n if it had but a the discussion from bulb to st’s oiler and cdged around tl of the locomo- tive, finally backing across the track, closely followed by the temporizing When the man was so w into the glare of the headlight guide Jack's address, this promptly laid over his head w oiler for a blud s yells had drawn contingent, Jaek ssailant almost s pon in hand, looking down at h saying, grimly: “Well! I guess I've got you so well oiled up that you won't ‘run hot’ in for one while!” holder-up. 1d, when forth the d beaten . supping his: enseless Queen Vietoria’ ters’ However shorn Q thority may be as q all as a mother-i large, her opp: the New York Evening Sun there is someth formidable in the idea of a mother-in-law who is a when she is disposed, as is the queen, to exercise her herited, even dren of the tions. The d un third and fo ils of thera sweet- of y into her altogether to marriag en took e own hands and settled her own satisfaction. Doubtless she pre- seribed the infant troussenu of Lady Alexander Dutf. The English j urnals do not hesitate to allude to the s: = tion of th < of Edinburgh that ow: mourning in Eng- | land f » of Clarence, the wed: ding of Edinburgh, to the erown p: of Roumania, r take | place at Coburg, which the Edinbarghs | their home. The reason i that the duchess make her own arrange- ce of the The same motive, it is alleged, ch of the royal family | out of England so far as etiquette will permit. is he interfere Languages In Africa. he Germans are trying to count the languages that are spoken in their new | colonia In east Africa | possession the ve found fiity languages; in southwest -\frica, twelve; in Cameroons, twenty; in Toga, five or six. These figures do not include a large number of dialects which are almost equivalent in some cases to another language. The Germans have no idea yet how many | languages are spoken in their South sea possessions, but they have thus far counted fifty. Their missionaries and } agents are hard at work reducing the languages which are most used to writ- ing and making dictionaries of them. Facts About Heads. Intellectual strength and executive ability are attributable to those who have long heads) Buta German scien- tist who made examination of the cranial capacity of 5,000 soldiers at Baden is of the opinion that the size of the skull depends almost invariably on the proportions of the body. Tall men he found to always have long skulls, or skulls of medium length, whereas short fat men, as a rule, had round, flat | heads. roduced | Of hi faround you, by using the old fash ioned sewing machine. w rictlou an t is a perfect model of neatn and a modern 1d throughout. Don’ jfail to examine the Davis. It will and new life. | Indiania specialist jtraryin his new book but | Have Courage Dou't huger in the bus. & f lif g libel, y pathway ea h vi miserable your isery to buy at areasonable j rice, new “Davis Vertical Feed,” ihe eas 1 est-runaing sewing tis the exs the world. dimost durabie. be i went pYroye au inspiration, new life, vigor 2 A Fatal Mistake. sicians make no han when th that nervous heart troubles the stomach and are of quence. Dr. Frankiin fatal mis- | the pa come from little conse Miles, the note has proven the cen- on heart disease, | which may be had tree at Wt. L. Tucker's drugstore, who guarantees und recom- mends Dr. Miles unequaled New Heart Cure, which has the largest sale cf any heartremedy in the world. It cures ner- vous and organic diseaces, short breath, fluttering breath, pain or tenderness in the sid arm or shoulder, irregular pulse, tainting, smothering, dropsy, etc His Restorative Nervine cures headache fits, ete. | more yy inform tient It seems most singular to read of this o'd world that there are only two | works in Austria making cast or rol led plate gk 138, Consumption Cured. An old physiclan, retired trom prac- tice, having had placed ir his hands by an East India missionary the tormula of simple vegetable remedy for the speedy and permanent cure of Consumption, Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma and all i Lung Aftections, also a po-1- dical cure for Nervous Debil- 1 all Nervous Complaints, atter } ed its wondertul curative pow | in thousa ds » has telt it his | duty to make it 1 > his sutt g Actuated by this motive anda re to relieve hu nan suffering, [ will | nd tree of charge, to allwho desire it, siecipe, in German, French, or En- sh, with tull directions tor preparing d Ser ‘by mail by addressing with stamp, naming this paper. <« AS | Noves, S20 Powers’ Block, Rochester, Beot OXee aq 1 vear The iwo to one people who w + aay } ! so confident that Sallivin woulu 9 | now think that haai ja vement is | avery inp co.c How to Succeed. 2 s the great problem of te which solve. Some tail be- | heaith others w t | joritv trom deficient | hey are nervous, | to get the wo to Keep Wasting time, " 5 1nerve force. There is r Ke the Restorative Nervine,discover by the great special- ist, Dr. Miles, to cure all ne ervous dis- | as headache, blues, nervous on, sleep < Ook of t cher's drugstore. fire A nation’s civilution graded by the anu: f scap it uses This idea may hay indneed Berln to put forth its eff .t to makea 1,142 pound cake of soup. This John ©. they say runt is pretty Goodwin. 5 4.4 writes: good. 3 a carpenter ot “About tvo weeks 1 my toct hat I was un- | tor a bottle of Mr i kept my | It is now | oceared, and my I am at work ment I should nonths. For sores id woui has no where 5 rutses it natior 1 eNint Lis used r5 ow nts substi- There is no} tribute tea Kipling makes foes As aliterary ma: h> is asuccess, but | 83a polite liar he ix a miserable fail | ure ; STATE ot Missouri. | of thea hi jin partaers under the tirn is, Gilmore & Co, piaiy Wbey, defendant comes the Parkinson & Graves be alleging ©. HAY! Circuit Liustee’s Sale. Whereas 5 ¢ Main and Anna Main Clerk. plaintiffs herein ore his wife by their deed of trast dated June 25th, Ive and recorded in the er’s office within and for bates con in book No page 409 cony the following described real estat being situate in the county ol n to-wit i iersixsned trustee lying and | stace Lhe northwest quarter of the southeast quar- ter of section thirty-two ( one (41) of range thirty-tw between the hours of nine moon ana five o'clock day, interest and costs » clock in the in the afternoon fore. of that for the purposes of satisfving said debt 4 s Trustee Truste.’s Sale. Whereas $C Main and Anna Matin his by their deed of trust dated December 17, and recorded in the recorder’s ofice ss conveyed to the undersigned. tr lowing described real estate being situate in the county of nat of Missouri, to-wit The sontnwest quarter of the ter of section thirty-two One (ii) of range irl orless, whi s and tin towuship two (52) containi note fully whereas default has been uiade in the y Mal fatereat ¢ and unpaid Now therefore, the legal holder of said note and wife Teen, within aud for Bates county, Missouri, in book No uste lying and state southeast quar forty fi 1 cOnVeY ance Was made cure the paymentof ove certain ribedin said deel of trust; and; 3 ayment fd note now past dae at the request of pursuant to So —_—_THE—— es: Ward Stock Farm, HOME OF— —THE i190 ORONZE TURKEYS FOR SALE, FANCY BRED, INQUIRE OF! LAURA wunCKLIN, PASSAIC, MO. containing 40 wept Acres more or less, copveyance Was | made in trast to payment of one certain note fally @ nN said deed of [ trust; and Whereas detauit has made in 1 1 the payment of the annual interest on said note now past dite and unpaid. Now there- at the roqness OF the olde: of sald Proprietor of : of said a ; ell the above 1 premises at pubs ilie Vendue to the the {der for cash. at the east front door of the court house, in the city of nutler, coun- e ty of nates and state of Missveri, on Thursday September 22d, 18 Ilaving purchased piney outfit ot J. se added to the same 4 rst-class Buggies, and horses, I ¢ to the public that I now hive the the conditions of said deed of trast, I will pro- ceed to sell the above described premises at pub vendue to the highest bidder for e; a ast front door of the e souri minargday Septemb-2 PEGE Pai: a oreiDae inne alt «fore 1In southwest Mo. Horses and mules day, for the parposes of satistsine sald dei, | bought and cold, or stock handled on inte and costs FL oat imission, Stock Lcarded by the day kormonih, With 1 years exper- ce Mr Lewis teels able to compete Se ee with anv Livery barn in this sectior Call ard see him cB LEWIS « CO Whereas Isaac Smi hy a ith his as a wile, their deed of + August ist ionanieceorded tn th within and for No 92 page 10% truste ing and bein situate in the and tate of Missouri, to-wit: The west halt of lots two (2) and thr the northeast quarter, of section ty alsu twelve (12) acres deseribed as follows the south twelve (12) acres of twent: acres off north 5 rec M rder’s oftice lissouri. in book he undersigned the following described real estate ly- unty of nates ee ( Wot viz tion eleven (11) all in tow nship thirty- nine (3) of range thirty two (32 containing in all nine- - ma it is NEW end GREAT. ~ Blaine or Cleveland P Atountifal eS, (fall tength) Vester aham Lincoln « f the above de- r. ‘The figure and base hington. Any sone a to you for one a: makes a piece ten inches in height. Send money or ‘Thousunds Postal Note, ‘The best thing for agents. being sold daity. Canvassing THO. STATUETTE OF} Boom No. 10, 0 Dearborn St, E, hicago, I. payment of one certain note = See ee eee eee ibed in said deed of trast and where = defauit has been paage in the payment BY acreccesce: the note anc more than one year’s accruec rert thereon, and said: note aud interest is BOCTOR bow part dae anit unpaid. Now. therefore, at P he jegal holder of said note and conditions of said deed of +» Lwill proceed to sel! th ed premises at public verdue to the highest bidder tor cash at east front door of the court house in the city of r. county of wates and state of Missour! Thursday, September rib- 22d, 1892, ween the hours of nine o’clock in the fore- ACKERS ENCLISH noon and five o’clock in the afternoon of that day for the purposes of satisfying said debt, Test and costs F. ML AL: ‘Trustee. ay Guestion the greatest o: re mn apres rier <8 os It willstopa Cough Inone night. it will chec! Notice of Final Sett ent aColdinaday. It will prevent Croup, relieve Notice “by given to all itors and Asthma, and CURE Consumption If taken In others interested in the estate of Issac Evans | gtime. IF THE LITTLE ONES HAVE decease WoW Graves a iretor D EN er eaide Bio ocketsnt sees WHOOPING COUGH ment thereof, at the next term of the Bates county probate conrt in Bat of Missouri, to be held at natler ¥| CROUP of November, Is wlw | sa 4 Administrator D 2 > Use It Promptly, HARM ADUK dress LESLIK MADUKE, One reason why Scott's Emulsion of Pure Nor- wegian Cod Liver Oil and Hypophosphites of Lime and Soda has had such a large sale is because it is “Almost as palatable as milk;’ but the best reason is that its curative properties the cough, supplies the waste of tissues, It cures produces are unequalled. flesh and builds up the entire system. 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