The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, August 17, 1892, Page 6

Sepak = ‘ eS A CONDUCTOR’S REVENGE. ! Remarkable Facts. \ | He Carried Pennies for } hose Who Gave e t dis is usually suppos > ? Him Big Bills. neurabdle, but wh t ‘ = ; Se | | There is a particulary bright young |* Be ener ‘ ot | eon, Sroad wi t cared. s. Kh ; i ae oe ee hart, Ind., and Mrs. Mary L. Baker ot| were cured after suffering S.C. Linburger, druggist xt} , TIL, says ne as » who give him large bills to change that 4 z ? never fails to give him ample satisfae- } $3; Z tion for the trouble they cause. While | fear: is) 5 riding upon his car the other evening | vhotked he deseribed his scheme and then gr on ot Bu j fied my curiosity by an example disease tc igiod ind | practical application. Feed and Provisions of all Kinds When I first boarded the car I hand- } ed him aten cent piece, which he re- turned with a polite request for pen- uy aS. 3 nies. I hadr @ guarter’s worth, | ae = which he took, giving me silver in ex- | change. He thanked me g CIGARS AND TOBACCO, oe Task him | hh sina “Oh;* I coll lows whe See here id he em forfel- pocket half fi Always pay the highest market price for County ai 2 2 | “some fellow wi Produces East Side Square. Butler, Mo- j bill before Ty Till bet. The sances; ve-dollar eroseon y-sccond street, In Hard or Soft Water ¢ When England ilad High ‘Pariff. wit AND WISDOM. young ¢ uctor was not amiss A i Se. ! : : A = . . a yap A ae = ealenlations., fo n the ¢ e From the Boston Globe, | —If the memory of an injury is selec geen ms. for when the car ar this Soap works so well, that . 7A 6 x therished it i wreotten. — "s ¢ »posite an p-t a a e Fifty five years ago England” had | chen Red Senor seoeey m* | well-dressed young m ee hater ita 4 just such a tariff as these special , aes had use el : Dottles | Women =—— NO —— —The poorest education that teaches by # woman, boarded the car. 1 was entirely peare pleaders are not insisting upon for self control is vetter than the best that | | ns ee eee in his pockets country. In spite of the frantic ery | neglects it. —Sterling dalf u minute and then drew out a two- cues constipate m. | —Pprompt Advice. Vhat would you dollar bill. “Sor but that is the |hound Syro FOR the prospected classes that Eng- | SiR eee tao pena =plison,” smallest Tha he told the conductor. | the most soc : . : j : : “2 rig i. amie > oda pp te » land would be plunged into irretrie- | asked Hobbs. ‘Black ’em,” replied ae ee at ms latter, “I poe in the wor orl K O R j | ’ Y C EB N | S i ne en 7 : <b cae poo change it, und returning to Sold by H. trevable ruin if the the high duties yephs sets Bo ee eere UciDee they rearie piattorm Mite feonn ello were removed, a mighty uprising of the people swept away their sophis- | five tries. What was the result? The *?°° : ter 2 vert a woman who has to wear a last f Lhe wages of mechanics increased more an awful look See ey Pears | PAPER IN THE WEST, than 100 per cent. Agricalturists" bal Mime oO bl eae da YS 7 gis - KANSAS CITY WEEKLY TIMES | ; Har s further on an old fi arded the cur and tendere? a fire earnings increased 60 per cent. Thompson is not going to do any- lady be Meanwhile, too, the hours of labor dy ankced his wit the diffexeuce bet woes Sollee qa ge pute eat =. the Oap : ne y na : eee phead aad cho cae ctor went through the perform- q fell off 20 per cent. Crime dimin-| his head and a hogshead, and she said | ance a second time, but with different FROM NOW ’TILL ished, pauperism decreased and the | : . seventy-five pennies, four quarters, one five cent pi he hande dito the p: v nister who has had even sof experience knows that it rthly use for him to try to con- You wrill receive the best Best Weekly und a din ‘These a a | thing more in conundrums. He recent- results. The old lady raged and threat- | the right c i threat mrs ot, Taxon —ttor |e" erat’ sonal yon | gc Pema 2 pint a JAN. Ist, 1893, shades dei tekige + | that he had no other “Well, ay Ww! < vine it; woth | day g al COPIES FREE. MG The dear child will be then.” the | Ought to. If not, there’s | general comfort of the the people | increased rapidly and the general \ comfort of the people iner idly and vastly The p isteney ; enou a ue put aid the old lady next week—quite old | jie™ Sad the old | into eyedlasees, Will | Pill back and take your pen E . { ‘ + | conductor didso, and then the lady pro- i : Co oe @eeeaeeae ° with which the McKinleyites contin- | ¥ou Select them for her, or shall 12°} a ocg a ni es trouble ahead. The ob- 'e a B A | Harper's Bazar. “There ie hemcdn dae : ue their unfair comparison between |” _'¥4 tfealth ‘There. —Mrs. De Fash nis oly two hundred peoue structed skin becomes between this country and England | ion—So you were at Health Springs aa ae ws eee ee oe | OME FAC T Ss ABOU e only equalled by their persistency | during the summer. How did you He y 1 do not ob, ang{ sallow or breaks out in CS je Seneosces s CE RCE s. De Style—Well, the place is | ine geet. bat Id s les The , Bite I 2 | in refusing to compare the England | pretty enongh, but I didn't think much | 9000) eye pimpics. e trowbile H cRROe Hunicke Bros, ie of to day with the high protection | of the water. It didn’t taste bad at all. : ee Be misies Glacuss. TEiie iS 45 UNICKE BROS. 'e England of fifty ye ago | —Demorest’s Magazine. y me as- & 3) ae ce wo: BULLI 0 N BAR 2G race TP e B e S ° le = } ae musicl -eti Ty — ae 2 A z a sie | aes sak im ene on am never without them. | trouble enough. HAT. HAT. le Consumption Cured. | 2” Jack—That was my impres- Beene ae Zone ASR aneriee T ~ = E fe An old physictan, retired trom prac-| gion when I first spoke to her. Tom— ee Se colar bill, If you % use Pears’ Soap, a They are the best Hats for the money. It happened to be ary, together with tice, having had placed ir. his hands by | When an East India missionary the formula ot simple vegetable remedy for the speedy and permanent cure of Consumption, Bronchitis, Catarrh, hma and all throat and Lung Affections, also a_ pos tive and radical cure for Nervous Deb eee dimy sal- bout a quart of | nO matter how often, the small change, just made that amount. eee Well, I gave her the change, whieh, by | Skin is clean and soft and i 2 nd satchel, dnd She said she would tell the | OPen and clear. was that? Jack—The other evening, when I begged her pardon for | stepping on her train and tearing off two yards of it."—Yankee Blade. —Itis a poor relicf from sorrow to fly to the distractions of the world. As . They are made in every desirable shape to suit every taste. $3. They are the only hats guaranteed by the manufactur- ers to be unexcelled for durability. 4. So many are daily sold that the manufacturers can d to use nothing but the best materials. the way small bill d all N Compl Ree | oo eliinipntenccaricarandiloat bicdl aise |Sueees cena Um didn’t, and T ll < 5. Rane Genuine without above Trade Mark. e ity and all Nervous Complaints, after well might a we rie t anavenecer ay her OLN AG Here = eC at 9S se having tested its wondertul curative pow | pended over the abyss of the tempesta- Ans : ; er All sorts of stores se! Menutactured only by HUNICKE BRCS., ST. LOUIS, MO. ¢ ers in thousands of cases, has felt it his | ous ocea ing on its ee ; oo = e duty to make it Known to his suffering topmost * F a child of sorrow NO TIME TO SHAVE. it, especially druggi Ists; l i fellows Actuated by this motive and a seek a place of repose amid the bustling desire to relieve human suffering, I will | eayes and into send tree of charge, to allwho desire it, | oath and time.—Dr. Spring. alae German, French, or En- | __ 4 man was complaining to some fy- glish, with full directions for preparing Big a UA RES eee RT and using. Ser ‘by mail by addressing | Standers tha s is £ was the matter with his horses. He with stamp, naming this paper. W. A. Noves, $820 Powers’ Block, Rochester, had tried everything he could hear of, N.Y. 2q 1 vear | but to no purpose. They would not im- prove in flesh. A stable boy of Irish . eS extracti 7 sympathies were Sometimes » style chances extraction, whose symp; Sometimes the lau nanges but | aroused by the story, comprehended [28% © ; not for the best. There used to be |-the situation, and modestly asked, “Did sae ae , . he neck of hi ademand for sternly simple de- | yez iver try corn ee S sigts in tombstones and monuments A Floor Walker, “Dia Two traveling salesmen mect in New =e all sorts of people use it. iting pleasures of | Men Can Spare Hours for All Sorts of 1éie- | press, but the erber Must Rush. a — Order of Publication. STATE OF 3 t { ia ver cowanants od his offi nthe | silence the rks eke excellent work- man, but a er dir 1 is a matter of doubt. Whe ished, tipped his enstor the t ih oii m € FO ec ep DISEASES. yore 3 on and despondent, with noappar- , backache, bearing down pains, pain nessia region of ovaries. amore, Pledger dimen! 2 mstipation of bowc's, p nll these symptoms SO) Nee LOSSOM SRES fe and aJ Daniels ) and James A you he man tell me to that SSaREEpeTar bowel equent urination, Leu and even twenty-five years ago any- pe York when they exchange the usual Whyo” 1 ee mae removes all thesa = i 5 : | 3 oe eee s Z é hy? a TOCeE: i) thing like ostentatious display of | social si utations which ae a use I have known him abort & LOCAL "APPLICA Han © Port nless, Which every lady ean nse, herself, Med- adornment was regarded a3 to bad mixed with trade matters, they no’ ten ye andhe Gealways int ere % tein « t hurry in the barber shop. He drinks a nally will parts to cht cthe many forms of nm having seen each other for many fomale weakness. 4 The remeay m1 2 permancat relief, form. The fashion has however, | following de- ; . t uty Rit 2 tfor one, or send two completely changed, and it is now peor Charlie! Maverfecen-youin | Gccrccet cues a teleu a Urey au ecoumts or] A PLAIN TALK TO LABIE 3 ic box aid ciroular, g ely changed, anc 3 now allo, Charlie! ts the saloon. He will go from here | a Ce considered the correct thing to have | ® long time. How are you? st t to Toper's tavern on Dearborn EVERY LADY ‘CAN TREAT HERSELF. . “Tired—awfully tired.” ey RT eli Grat RO ane Oh Tee ees 2. B. Bile Remedy. $1. 20 FOR ONE MOLTH'S TREATMENT, O. B. Stomach Powderg. monuments very elaborate and cost- the wife! 2 hou ive Sileet ae a e Ba ee 9.5. Catarrh © 0. B. Kidney Cones. = as “As wrell as.can be expected” | and he Imows it before he gocs. | be As MCGILE, M. Day & CO., 2 & seen PLACE, CHICAGO, ILL. Shiloh’s Cough and Consumption Cure | pose?” : 0 SH faites Weaken | ALONH9 G. TISHEL, Wholesale Agent fashiagton Bt-, Chicaso, Tit, 1s sold by us ona guarantee. It cures| | No—I’ve become a floor walker.” till he an find) =no further ivided avhomn suid pariies consumption, Sold by H L Tucker. “Whatl” excuse possible, and then he will go to fefendants, and that un e] a “Yes—Got another baby.”—N. Y¥.| his office. He will spend three hours ~ | Destructive invention is at work Herald jand as many dollars in the saloons | | Bie i SSE ae every day, and he will grieve and fuss } holden at th | as well as the constructive sort. A ‘Woman's Health and Life and hurry up everybody when it comes | Bethe in sai: Japanese soldier has invented a gun depen! more on regularity than on anv] to shaving. re | Leauses combined. An actual or “Men Take death is the result of derangement always have time to sit at their which enables the possessor to send A F i desks doing nothing; they are never in | tion in said cause, tie sale iil ions which make woman what] ¢o9 much of a hurry at the club; they |confessed, and ‘jndgement wiil 4 a cloud of dust into the eyes of a) t s a immediate relief is the only safe- have time enough to stand for an hour dered according! nd be it further or- foe at the distance of twelve feet. It | ‘against wreck and ruin. In all Hp ice ta d Belg Meee ti a — MI T CHELL’S rinted and published’ in nae | parsaidthat the poor foade thei ab: ence ot stoppage, delayed, painful or any day on the street and look at wom- ing to law in the map AK, i piece ao aa | SALVE | other irregularities Bradfield’s Fer en; they can lose time in bed and at solutely deprived of sight, and there-' Regulator is the only sure remedy breakfast, but when they come to the | OX SYRINGE fre exery bottle. | A Certain, Sefe, and Effective are oO seat ie StTictcrr, REH@A au FuISWARTED | Co., Chicago, Il. } guar WARE Bird Be: Cleveland, Uhio. | Whereas Albert Daris and Sarah theirdeed of tru and recorded on the fore, of course, at the mercy of the iS Tae re : ie be ee enon they are a panne raat + s ttles of ‘Mother's et, if a hurrying barber s assailant Pred Wand chemh ae ICT neces Eee Ue Mee ee Na eevee. So TAY 3 Stic ia SORE, WEAK, & INFLAMED E! EYES, F Says eS went to bed unti! 12.30, and my boy was well ved man is respectable, no Panacea nas ont ot wiltrEs. fo: $1.00," 3 Financially speaking it is a cold | born at 3 o'clock a. m, with scarce!y any | matter what clothes he has on. One Z : matiaok"uascrscre Co, thScasteE, One Producing Long-Sightedness, & Restore day when the Yankee population | pain. I will do all | canin recommend: | who needs shaving looks disreputable, z raft a Fh L sets left. Yankee thrift was well it to expectant mothers. Your! rgon't care what he wears. ee = oes ere Parorts | Cares Tear Drops, Granulations. Stye g ri as well | ktul God OW alters r i “eg Sal | Tumors, Red Eyes, Matted Eye Lashes, ae hanktul, Mrs, B. F. Walterhus, | “when a thing amounts to that Trustee's Sale. ‘ ¥ abe Nustrated the other day by a Hal- Marion, O., Sept., 1Sgo. lich Geo Gide Hake time te shave TED SSB PEODUCTG QUICK RELIEF £33 PERMASEST CURE, oa z So ee | z ra — equi cach hed d in other lowell, Me., excursion party that by Speaking of a very common need decent I —— sha _— = ae 9 si cs eae at Ulcers. Fever e) i ¢ : en t a oistene A ; a econ in A rcguasaged made __the need of money—One falls in- lot Lhe eee ueber moisten stage a IPHILADELPHIY CROWN € R \UEI . op neat woaae more than enough to pay the ex-jtog gentle reverie—it is all he cau | scimetar, snatched a bit of paper from | Bie é : a Selduy rit Dragaiete wt 23 Cents. este cording trust deeds at paze z é : | : P : a ; FRESH, PURE, DELICIOUS oe a] venses of the trip. = : a lent in- |HIngamas tra the fol ae yy B 2 arstois ee do—and recalls the fact that banks | a omg ee silent In- | veal estate, situate in Bates county a: Maile of rich ¢ and purest materials. If Scientific American ; : A practical engineer estimates and banking were known in Greece | US'S pe hice See Tha nantiv one tourth’ cotithe jaoutesst To the leasing’ maters a a ge iota Agency for that an express Eee aaa 385 years before Christ. in Rome | Turkey Scaliop, quarter of section twenty containing | Handsome Pound fox Carkuieis 356 = rg = i er rk 40 acres, and th rth wes’ either Chocolate. w alnnt, Mapie or ; ‘ Ae : = 2B. C.,andand in the Venice| Take a quantity of cold turkey and [7 ee eee ee eee er acres | Assorted. aes en gallons of water per mile. 157 A.D. The bank of England | chop fine; puta layer of bread crumbs | of the northeast quarter of the northeast quar- WwW F Parker &e Cac _Manafa: Nationali originated in 1695. {in the bottom cf a buttered dish, and si 2 x in townsh © Contectiv: Nationalism makes some Bautoagt® esha shie ae moisten with a little milk; then add a — OXFORD, PA. in the old world. Belgium's §tele- Croup, whooping cough and bronchi- | layer of turkey with bits of the dress- phone are run by the government ediately relieved by loh’s | ing and small pieces of the butter on Cure Sold at HL ‘Tucker's Prescrip-| top, sprinkle with pepper and salt; tion drugstore. | AOE MARK: pesion PATENTS COPYRICHTS, etc. then another layer of bread crumbs, For informa: ae : | : Fe ENerrpasion and tree Handhnck write to Ballard’s Snow Liniment. 2 —_—---— | and soon till the dish is nearly full; ext arena This liniment is different in composi- Bucklen’s Arnica Salve, | add a little Loiling water to the gravy | in See pani tof tion from any other : _ niment on the The Best Salve inthe world for ‘Cuts | left over, and pour it on the turkey Revered tet apd a ithe op snare aes alte Feats discovery, | Bruises,Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheur | then for a top layer ernst, beat tao aS results ini oe = the most pen- | Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands, C ‘eggs, two tablespoonfuls of milk, one etrating Liniment ever known, There Corns, and ail Skin Eruptions, and posi=| oF eicliad= mater ea little axle and | are wummerous white (mitations, which | tively cures Files, or no Sees It cracker crumbs sufficient to make thick | y de recommended because they pav jg guaranteed to give p caciinn ee es Ze aresuly i e seller a greater profit. Beware of ar noneyeranded: Price Bee enough to spread on w th a knife: put | e and demand Ballard’s Snow Lini- | por sale by H. L. - Price a5 et aoe bits of butter over and bake three-qua: ut. It posit elveures R atis = es ters of an hour, with g tin-plate orér it Neuralgia, Cuts, | Spra about ten minutes before serving, re- | voce MARMADUKE 2: WwW ounds, Sciatic and Inflammatory Rheu- a move the plate and brown LE th a ™ ialoner 2: a = te Sard amy Superior Hyp chicken is also ser¥ed in this style. cted Muscle, Stiit joints, o ure: ILITARY alt Baths. é nin Back, Barb wire cuts, Sore Chest wi Electrie Light, HELe ep eee hroat and is especially {benefictal in Praca cone — a —Anybody can walk into the Pag a | Paralysis. MaDUKE, SWEET but it takes nerte to frvalB int Sold by H. L. Tucker, E SPRINGS, MO. | spider.—Texas SiftingS fn niments tale ‘Faculty of nest talent, able tote eo, and Guiter. Charges reasonable,