The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, January 6, 1892, Page 7

DIRECTORY ODDITIES. Some of the Ridiculous aud Unpronounee ble mes te Be Found. The writer ng studied the pecu- liarities of a city directory, finds rather astrange mixture of names. There is not a Man in it; the legal profession, however, is represented by two Law- yers; there are twenty-two Cases and nine Fees, two Courts and thirty-five Judges, of wh d n, a Rick Meafache and relieve all the troubles inege | #108, there dent to a Dilious = wot the system,euch ag Dizziness, Nausea, D: stress after Priests, vain in the Bi ile their moss . eee ae onccans ple Wali tote as Churches; can not be y as 1 | one Christian Further + th reveal he fact t thn ner M Heafacho, yet Carter’s Little Liver Pills are y valuabloin Constipation, curing and pre ting Coresiericin, bog a nt, while they also correct all disorders of thestomach stimulate the liver and regulate the bowela, Even if they ouly — ~ HEAD e they would bealmostpriceleasto thosewho affer from this distressing complaint; butfortue Bately their goodnosadoes notend hereand those ‘whooncetry them will find these littlo pills valu. able in somany ways that they will not be wil- a { Logtodowithoutthem. But afterallsick head | | ACHE | | | [Isthe bane of xo many Hves that here fs where ‘we make our great boast. Our pillacureit while others do not Carter's Littlo Liver Pills are very small and svery easy to take. One or two pills makea dose. ‘They are strictly vegetable and do not gripe or purge, but by their gentle action please all who usethem. Invialsat 25cents; fivefor$1. Sold by druggists (bere, oF sont by mail. everyw! CARTER MEDICINE CO., New York. SUMLL PILL. SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE | luding Nightingales ¢ pathers. LR ger and two Dad ee to have x Ae there o Wienth Odd as it may seem am Excessive or don't know who to confide in to gst proper advice. Don't confide ia ody but try true that ple are pale fifteen Col} and one Shirt. Asa ‘Sradficid’s sie teaches Ferme ala otlator _ | Deer, Mink woome - ae a rel ther ars, ten Cults | i A USEFUL MACHINE. Bat For It There Would Be a Scarcity of Creamery Butter. “Got any good butter?” asked the woman “Yes'm. mum? How's that strike you, answered the marketman. n took a bite out of the sliver that the man extended to her on the point of his bi knife, rolled what off back gue and swallo Tastes pretty eee she said ; it’s very » butter. Shall! me, mum?” answering this somewhat woman e her nose and peeped firkit n. Th t- tly together, it, pu “Sam. oman mite of more © itis worth had who ard all the dealer and his ‘tyou know work- jing over is? Isu se Vil > to tell jyou. Well, imagine that I'm a store- keeper way out west, running a gen- eral irietown. To arm- Pears’ Soap Agrecable soap for the hands is one that solves quickly, washes quickly, rinses quickly and leaves the skin soft dis- and comfortable. It is Pears. Wholesome soap is one that attacks the dirt but not the living skin If is Pears: Economical soap is one that a touch of cleanses. And thi All sorts of stores sell it, especially druggists ; all sorts of people use it. iS) ears : | Re a Specific for PAN YUL, Li paoruse. however, twenty-eight | y anal SCANT (/, SUPPAESSLO and IRREGULAR Wil ia checks 1 ov \ MENSTRUATION. one 43 ne Gunner with + Book to ‘WO " mailed free. five Be | BRADFIELS REGULSTOR CO., Atlanta, Ga. We find that nir but how Bold by all Druggtata they doit is a ere are | t emma = only five Pac and ten) 2 : i county Mi Trumps. j all the butt tr into that worke Then | - rut yedto the Sold by P.M. CRUMLEY & Co.) ‘phe eash account of the directory is | Iset the role In five min- | bates ey Cougw ite ailiccsiay eal } Ciry Davasrone, Beri not as solid as one wouldimagine,there | utes [have a mixture, but it isn’t fit to | Bates and state of Missouri, to-wit | i ; : = ‘The west halt ofthe southwest quarte: | being only nine Bills, six Shillings, | puck. It's streaky and sy; LD es ee a fourteen Dimes, sevente Nickles, five | of yellow and a patch of white, a line | eigit (ss) of range yne (31) containing | | Pennys, three Parthi two Millsand | of mud and a shade of pink. What | >? @eTes more or te h conveyance was 4 > 7 Y | Readecunes all fa thie wehatae | EE ; | made in trust to se the payment of two | ij \ \ one Goodpenny; all this in the charge | next? Can you suggest anyth leertniu motesisally \described ini | } i | i of twent » Pennypackers, who keep | Nothing,” answered the reporter. ane whereas default la | | 5 5 we AS ti yelve * or ae : “Well 1 teik, Se Wee the payment of both of sai it in twelve ne ty oo Well, i lL tell yon. I ike a little | now ant due and unpaid Now. therefore. As an it would puzzle a] bottle off the shelf and shake a few | at the request of the legal holder of said) noies | Philadelphis vyer, as there are eight | drops out of it into my batter-worker, | ees ane a ‘ aa o' 2 | Days, one Doubleday, forty Winters, | and then roll some more. Pretty soon | premises at pablic vendue to the highe t wide] fourteen Springs und fourteen Falls, | the spots and the stripes disappear, and j ‘ter ter cx eeust fr loor o ei . Shao ; s at * aug ‘ . | house, of Butler, county which seem quite corr until we | in a little while I'v massiof butter (a areca cr aieousl oa come to the statement that there are } all of one color, and I can make it light ' _ 2) | : A = Thursday. January 21, | wrty-five Weeks and only one Sunday, | yellow, or dark yellow as I like, to suit : | me Monday and nine Fri sae eaten | between the hours of nine vek in - | = > WS Bae oe ee : Cj acest | noon and five o’clock in the afternoon of that EO @ Fe 2 @ OA eS tren wethaye March fourtecatimes, | thealiiavedie <tar outand/pack which no doubt z teen ¢ recorded. The real estate p teen Houses, twelve one B Not being ¢ 1 as tothe amount of weight this art will have with the reader, we present asa finale twenty- tive Rocks, thirteen four Stones ounts for the four- s, Six Rains and nine Storms And ore NOW, 25 thoy ALWATS ZAVE LrIzx, tho MOST POPULAR GABE. Mure than €00, mado, t. shows tour- astles and only ion A havo been soid since Orss om Increases and two Featherston — Waverly | Magazine. An Observant Bart \ “say remarke i the tough bartenc j Tr ashe dropped a bit of ossified lemon ri 4 { K peel int» the matatinal cocktail, “s'elp — me, since I bin ia the bizaess I ain't seen a man dat eats tree lunch honest.” “What do y “Mind, I ain't sayin’ buys driaks ain't got bust, "sone kind sin’ STCYE AID RANGE SUARANBEEIIDs For Sale Uy Bennett Whe ler Mer- eantile Company ear dat men dat *‘s dey way dat acts as e and another | kind dat tries to male people tink it counter tll dey do it if as de first time dey've been up against Sure, Prompt, Positive, der game, Cure for Impotence, Loss I'm stue mda of Manhood, Seminal H) Emissions, Spermatorrhea, Nervousness, Seif take notice j der lune Loss of Memory. will H make you a STRONG, Vigor- fous Man Price $7.08, 6 fi Soxes, $5 00. Soecial Directions Mailed py with each Box. Address Ballard Soow Lininert Co., 2019 Lucas Ave. ST.LOUIS, Mo. | dere : Lv doin’ ley wuz a san’wich as if i eye, and sl : } somebo «For Tost cey * (G-neral and We vt omemes of h iy wataiing i ; Ren teatily from 50 Stace A eonvenient > ease ato Descriptive Hook, Address BRIE MEDICS rry s medicines when travel uy or brown linen. Te make this, t ther two pieces of eo EY wet g& by twenty inches wide. i out of each corner a piece tive inches deep and six Successor of the Unabridged. shaped pattern. Make the flaps of this oval, and bind the whole neatly } with brown silk braid. Get five small square bottles about four inches long, with rubber corks, and till them with cohol, ammoni camphor, glycerine =9 and whisky respectively and paste WEBSTER S plainly marked labels on eack. Then take a piece of fancy silk elastic one INTERNATIONAL and a half inches wide, and fasten either end of it across the center of the = it at equal intervais in four places between, and slip in the bottles. Sew a piece of braid on the top flap and fold DICTIONARY in the case like an envelope, and tie together. —H A GRAND INVESTMENT x Mik For the Family, the School or the Library. —<V0 moit. The work of revision occupled over ten | bere, 1 gave ye Years. more than a hundred editorial la- | week. and yor borers having been employed, and ov 88,000 expended before the first was printed, aundryma ont want f Webster ~Teacher en by nm ; GET THE BEST, bee Thy national, which bears the ent G. & ©. MERRIAM & co., see throu PUBLISHERS, example. CO RINGFIELD, Mass., U.S.A. | —Harper's | seated by the L to hit der | | satisfaction. | TOLD OF A PRAIRIE SCHOONER. it in firkins, and mark each firkin ‘choice creamery butter,’ and send it | east, and fools like that woman who was just in here Y. Times. buy it and eat i h A Night Visit to an Emigrant Train on the Kansas Plains. White and whirling the first snow of the year was falling on the bluffs of Northern Kansas. Occasionally the storm lifted. Then became visible outlining winding roads, and |° here and there amethystine spirals of fences t kitchen stove, while his briskly around preparing | the embodiment of solid wife moved supper, was A knock at the door. The woman opened it. ¥Y against the snowy | twilight loomed upa gaunt form. Black Missouri more or less therefor said note and pursuant tothe dake purposes of satisfying said nd costs, Fo M. ALLE Trustee's Sale Phillip Kearnes. a single man, b ytrustdated October Li, Iss7, and Wher isdeed unty, Missouri, in book N > pag Pel Ctoias CuNMEEeNn trusteenetl owing described real estate Lying and | inthe county of Bates and state te Fifty-two acres off of the west end of th ast quarter of the ection eleven (If frange thirty-two northwest qaarter alli vz]. containing 92 which conveyance was made i Tustto secure the payment of this certai at the request of the onditions of sai Twill proceed to sell the abov ses at public to th for cash at the + in the city of Butler, of Missouri, on 21st, state 1892, in the fore. in township forty-two [42] acres | y fe vt in the recorder 8 ollice sathin and tor | south halt of the northeast and all of the south | smoke. David Glennon’s substantial | note tully described in said deed of trust; and | > flanke ase ia Whereas, default has been made in the pay house, flanked by outbuildings, bade | ment of the principal of said nete and the in- detiance to the elements. Glennon, | terest thereon now past due and unpaid. Now e e t door coun- legal hoider of | — W “Our wagon’s broke down yonder, pee a Nive o'clock in the afternoon of that an’ 7 part . jel e tay 12 sof satisfying said debt, a yartners sic... Wwe ta i . an’ my partn Se e Kin we stay KOM. ALLEN. here till su The 11 woman band rot nc thi gianced appealing Ile rose angrily. 3 : “We fur e door r stranger's whea he was sleep- t and stood boy In the dimly- man lay stretched on 2 dre herself ds him. Their rith the supreme <pected joy; hers bewilderment of half- reeogn “Mary!” he She gasped, gave whtened glance Pp city of 4 he gasped, gave zitened glance Faerie one towa tk two tal without id term, if the “I meant to come back soon. But I hall se long —and if not, then dee wea ianeee oo ee ee ° elore the last day e term—answer was jailed all these years for a crime I | oy piead to the petition in said cause the same never done. I couldn't get word of | Will be tasen as confessed and judgment will es x 2 be rendered accordingly. And it further s or to f es : you. Tw: <= ie . o find ordered that a copy of be publisned, ac- you. How is—the—little cording to law in the Boriek Werkty Ties, The words cam* bre She newspaper printed and pablished in eoud the Sebel aco ie ees ty, Mis-ouri for four weeks succes- wiped the sweat srom his forehead. neertion to be at least mf She grog first day ef the next term of **Mother, a boyish voice. With sons & aes ES. ive passion she pressed her lips to andand the seal of lip: elow. Jae wor £ ot Bates ty. this lips below. One word o: luth dav of Decem? Isgt ve Was gone JOHN © WAYES, Circuit Clerk were a long time talkin’ to ck camper.” grumbled her hus- s they entered the kitchen are you cryin’ for?” day dawns divinely. coming home from urch, stamps the snow from his feet “One o° them w uthless campers died rht,” he announces, cheeri ready, Mary?"—Chi Gi “Dinner mos’ Tri fel) kefront— in witha man in New York whose feet any we times bigger than hicago.” Miss you see her?” —‘On Bedloe’s island.”—Brook- lyn Life. i rustee. Order of Publication. TATE Count OF MISSOL ht, ‘ t the ant be notiti “n cher! the apparen same vest tobe beeu n =~ =) EER LIVESTOCK AUCTION D. Vv. BROWN, Butler, Mo. tion an: { efectu- dl THE ST. LOUIS WHEEL Y BE-DEMUCRAT, Best Newspaper of the Age! re for news than any other papet of interest to al es ia full Tits As thee be the hot- ning Presidential Campaign promises t 1 liean shou ¢ r sub- p him nd kee = 1s Occur- elf thoroughly informed ring in the political world Price $1.00 Per Year.” ugh Postmosters and Newsdealers, or direct to the GLOBE PRINTING CO ST. LOUIS, MO. Sample Copies Mailed Mree et a A ERE SR ACARI POE EERE APTS ST ik— weer ececs SE Missouri Pacific Ry. 2 Dailv Train 2 aibrind Chiet Jl... on NSAS CITY st Ward Stock Farm, -THE HOME OF— and OMAHA LO BRONZETURKEYS: FOR SALE, PUEBLO AND DENVER, | FANCY BRED, PUMA) BLFFETT SLEEPING CARs | Kansas City to Denver without change H. TOWNSEND. General Passenger and Ticket A'’gt COLORALO SHORT LINE TO 5 Daily Train, 5 SINQUIRE LAURA CONCKLIN, PASSAIC, MO. ST. LOUIS, MO, ' WANTED—CHICKENS & EGGS on S25 per eral line Above agents. Good Agents, Salary ANTES week, tocell our ¢ of merchandise No Salary will be paid to ‘live For further informatioon, addre CHICAGO GENERAL SUPPLY CO, ivs West Van Burlil St., Chicago, en peddling la-ly Do You Want to Save from 25 to 50 Ceuts on Every Collar you Spend. write forour Mammoth Tl lustrat contain lowest manu of Groceri Dry Goods, Clothing, Hardware, Agri Shoes, cents for postage GENERAL SUPPLY Cu., jlts West Van Br {Chicag I will price for chickens and egg delivered the est market St pay high - atmy store at Virginia, Mo. I also have feed counection with my store. Nerson M. NestLeropr. good stable in of Publication. {TATE OF MISSOURI, / I Order « Trustee's WE Sale and Annie Page } f trust dat in book 45 at page i e, the full were had ‘and entered of re _ The state of Missouri at th seof Oscar eder revenue of Tates ec in the uri, plaintiff, vs. Lewis S. Dax Civil action f 1 seven [7] of er of section one [i} allin (34) of range twenty- 5 was made in vinent of four cer- with said deed of trust, fally deseribed in said issu appearin | sheriff on to from said writ that the by the ordinary pri is ordered i notes of even date nsaid notes are a defendant notified by p plaintif has of said notes either of or an commenced a 6a him in thiscourt, by | notes.or the interest thercon or any patt there- petition the and general nature of of when the same become due, the said which is to enfu: he lien of the state of Mis- trustee or hiss seor. ehall proceed to exe- for the cats qnent taxes e power therein conferred; avd id deed of trust further provides th lekoess, death or ab © from the state of oF ott of sald trustee or Webster or the % sheriff’ of Bates county, Missouri * appointed and made successor in and whereas, the said H. *. Royee and Shamed in said deed of oth tho state of Missouri aa. ;and whereas, default hae bee yment of two of esid notes now long pest whereas sum of $5 25, toxether wi amision and fees interest, following in Bates ec valt of the quarter southeast of sec- the 4th day of December. 1 JOHN C. HAYES, ircuit Clerk Test and cost HARTSOCK, Acting Truatee € We