The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, February 18, 1891, Page 7

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[4 Sold by all Druggists at 25 Cents. WANTED —CHICKE! EGGS. AND = dmmemenannsestnnsessetennastes deals T will pay the ice for chickens &t my store at Virginia, Mo. ~ Lalso have goot feed Connection with my stove. highest market aud ege delivered table in Netson M. NestLenrope. Potte > Heros. BRICK LIVERY STABLE. An ample supply of uggies, Carriages, haetons, Drummer Wagons, &c. his is one of the best equipped Sta- bles in this section of the state. test Chas’ Fe Ries ivHED. tany hour, day or night ou the most reasonable terms. Farmers desiring to put up their horses when in the city will tind this barn the most convenient in town. POTTER BROS. EQUITABLE AN AND INVESTMENT ASSOCIATION fhe Equitable Loan & Investment As- jation issues a series of 1,000 shares h month—-and offers to investors an portunity to sive money and receive handsome interest on their invest- | PITH AND POINT. —~A play is over, or done, when it 1s finished. | fore it ts finished. —Theater. —A woman m pocket, but she never bas it letters she has forgotten tor mira Gazette Worldly ple ures seem to be about equally divided after all. Dogs their days and cats their ni Drake's Mag ne. —In Chureh.—He—“1 should think j that Dudley would be careful not to drop his voic She— so?” He—"B j that it would not it"’—Lowell Citizen. | Preventing Its Spread. —Johnny— | ‘Ain't yer going ter school, J Jimmie— ea gat the eretic’ foxes at our house, and de doctor goterschool. I'm going to der dim museum dis afc. So long Boston Herala. —“My wife is getting to be too ex- travagant,” growled Modg “Here she has gone and spent £2 fora n bonnet, whe she kr I had ac- cepted an invitation to go driving with Pudgers and it would cost me at least £5.""—Newcastle Chronicle. —Woman in Eusiness. were a nice time Mrs. Brown—“I had town.” Brown — “How was 1 Mrs. Brown—‘f heard of a place wh Brown tting th ent. ‘The investor of 1 OO per MO, tor 100 Mo's rec’ $ 209 co} se 8 eae ° 4° 3 yee 6° yoo i —§4 8 86 — ae lla ae eras 1,000 6O Meo « 6 Carica sis 5 ¢ 6 es ges req’ We also issue paid up stock and pay terest semi-annually, We have money loan on good city propertv. Anvone siring a good profitable investment or n will do wel! to call and see us. R. C. SNEED, Sec’y., Seda Mo J. WW. NORTON, Agent, Butler Mo WEAR wn-Desnoyer: SHOE ¢C®.’S agitate | respond immediately I could get it twe cents Harper's Bazar. —He Knew.—"A man paid barrel of apples. for $2.50, and the rest decayed on hands. How much did he lose?” ask the teachor. ‘He didn’t lose nothin brawled out a farmer's boy in the clas: “He worked ‘em up into —Ch ‘ago Tribune. cheaper. co for PY He sold half of them his od cider. —When a loon sees any thing bright —ared scarf, or a looking glass, or a lantern at night—he swims toward it and wants it. He could not do any thing with it if he had it, only to spoil it—but he wants it all The family exists in great variety, aquatic and terrestrigl, literary and political, secular and religious. —Chicago Interior. A Benedict's Opinion. —Yabsley— “Prof. Potterby is a little the most absent-minded man I ever heard of. He actually met his own wife down town the other d and didn’t know her at all”) Wickwire—"I don’t know wheth- erthat was absent-mindedness or not. A woman look heap different down town from what she does at home."— Indianapolis Journal}. —Thirteen ye lost a trunk on the sume. rs ago a Boston man ailroad entering Chi- cago. The officials asked for a week to hunt it up, and then they wanted a month and a year. The loser didn't want to seem captious about it, and he kept still and let the good work go on, and the other day he received a pair of socks, a collar and the lid ef his long- lost trunk, together with a note stating that there were no charges for storage. -Detroit Free Press. ORUNKEN TURKEYS. \ Queer Thanksgiv m Formerly Observed in ¢ ew York. The opening ceremony of the festivi- ties connected with T ksgiving Day ina part of Central New York used to be, and perhaps still is, making drunk the turkey that was to be the most im- portant feature of the holiday feast. When tho bird that was to occupy the place of honor on the table had been selected it was taken to one corner of the farm-yard and a cup of brandy was placed before it. The turkey would drink this eagerly, and would thengive @ first-class exhibition of being on a “tear” of the funniest kind. He would Staggeringly strut up and down, his wings trailing on the ground. At one time he would to look ex- tremely wise. and ther would ap- pear to be overcome’ with the hilarious aspect of his condition. In the meantime the other fowls would look on with gravity and wonder at the curious capers of their companion as he toddled around, sometimes gravely swinging his head from side to side and sometimes lifting it high in the air. All the members of the family, and the relatives and friends who had come tospend Thanksgiving with it, would gather in the yard and enjoy the sight. Finally, when the poor fellow was ex- hausted and overcome with drowsiness, he was killed. The good housewives imagined that it increased the flavor of the turkey fifty per cent. to kill it while it was drunk. Families that would not allow a drop of liquor to be brought into their houses at any other time. except as medicine, would not think it wrong to make their Thanksgiving turkey drunk. Perhaps it was thought that the bird would feel less worried over its fate if the headsman’s hatchet was put to it while it was in a state of blissful igno rance.—N. Y. Tribune. ca tral seem Pretty Well Seasoned. A man who lives en Brush street sent | a small boy toa neighboring saloon after a quart of amber liquid. The small boy on returning sat the pail on the side porch and called tothe man to announce the arrival of the beverage. The latter was inside the house and did not most pronounced tyoe, saw the small boy deposit the beer »n the porch, went | in and was in the full enjoyment of the foamy when the owher emerged from | the house. “What do you meaa by drinking my plowered the growler from mouth, blew the froth empt stache, and, with ised look, replied: Excuse me, I thought it The man who had paid for the beer fainted, and the tramp went j ully on his way.—Detroit Free Press. -As bles issa entire geologic peri ods in such a rock as chalk, and yet retain the power of development It is frequently over-done be- | Atramp, of the | | Another Sensation. The wealthy may find out that Alliance Pres: Hall Entertained The Review scribe bad oceasion to} wouey way be a torn EE Washingt Feb S—U. S journey to Nevada Sunday. and 1 H. Vanderbilt is quote Hull presid le on train witnessed the redicu a few weeks before his dea Y lous situttion which the slightest ich money is a su mishap may sometimes The happiest time I was worth in omy S200.000 Eupepsy ny — i what you ou ry fat nan—and a hollow-eved fact you must es ts n le woman from Butler. The fat | hife Thousands la seat on the west; it daily aud mourning because ade of the nf the le woman fiud it not. — vusauds uy cid , ae sands of dol are Spent annualiy vecupied a seat just opposite him.) yo. people inthe hope that. they ox became to wari forthe lady and | wtay attain this bo. And yer it ¢o r raised t} low to admit \ be had by ye guarantes |b gard him as on the blew her Landkerebief over on the lap | 4s ie di one and the A t! pator : B = sisted in will bring vou yeu . ae of the fat man. R sere 18 WHETE | tion and oust the demon dyspepsue pete wiprmes he fun began. The fat man did | and install instead E vepsy We , Dockery, x, 2 Heard. nad placed (and of course could not dyspepsia aud diseases of the ive g . see his lap), so after the lady had Stomache and kidueys. Sold at DU Washing Pos “And | fe . and $1 00 per bottle at H. M Tuck é lnot beso much laushing | turned every color imaginable some er's drug store north side Butleri Mo. oy, the buck ceat Ube RteNTS Blain el gentleman pointed to his lap; leau- vo Rea i era caer ing forward the fat man saw what Ex-Attorney General Garland has PCH HOCKy tyuipu | he thought was the corner of located permanently in Washington | }well you should have seen him He has a fine practice in thesuy it itand raising his vest he rammed it court. He came from Arkansas, but eResaia half way down bis pant leg; then, he was always a good lawyer. cecuy = : . kt mewed the land liver, pile rearing back he viewed the Jand- Cigarettes are go to have some to scape en the west till the porter | trouble No less than twenty i est, m fh surest. Ae ie “Te ae | ; 4 i ; PG ree eee 25cents. Ss. esireeatH. L. Tuck. ! yelled Ne-v-ada. The-little trick | States have enacted laws restvict eo caps Soe Renee their sale I feelit my daty words in regard to El cost the big fellow about two dollars There were some hopes of a west “ern humorist but this item his per for cigars.—Review. Pronounced Hopeless Yet Saved t y's Crea Balu | | and I do so entirely Without scleit- | isdewressing: “A mau may hav | From a letter written by Mrs. Ada ation. Ihave used it more or jess. lived a very crooked life. but) in |E Hurd of Groton. S. D., we quote half a year, and have found it nO) be | death he is nlways as straight ass | Wastakeo with a bad cold which | most tdmirable. I have suffered | 9: = WAYS. QF THRE SPORTING MANL late He be Not the Soul of Gen- eresity Asa ake of coss him oy, and ers of Now, how ds I nev! That's the word. mean that they get moaey Idon't keep tally on séten, but LT selected one edevents. Tspent be- 1 and that week in ree tainment of my acquaint- 1 ore dinnecs, more wine than five Now, as a steady and care- rT wili you that the spends. tnoney f ly in any life isan exception and I t more fre- as than edge that 2] know and like who are men | me ful man obser vell © t are nee able mise threw over a good friend not long sly because he was stingy. He marof many ynts, and I had own atid nr After an tance of someUung » threo during which time Thad. ina | al way, expended a number of hun- dred dollars on him and his stomach, it suddenly occurred to me that he Was too mean to pay a car fare for me when the oceasion fered. One da 1 met him in a ¢a and I remarked that I had left my money at home and needed a champagne cocktail very badly After a considerable struggle with himself he offered to lend me $ for a few hours. I quietly ac- cepted the loan, ordered two champagne cocktails, he drank his, and that is the last time I everspoke to the man. I sent his $5 tohim by messenger that after- | i . from eatarrh of the worst kind ever |settled on my lungs cough set in) Gee T was a little bey and T never hoped for cure, but Cream B Up in Maine long otters from lit- Tic of ind finally terminated in consumpt- ' th otters grow. skin an jion. Four doctors gave ime up say- seems to do even that. Many of my Sie Diode louie AGNLaye. AS jue that Deould live but a short time acquaintances have used it with ex a 5 : ce ae: Leave myselfup to my Savior deter- cellent results.--Osear Ostrum, 45 lately by a trapper living ia the edit Leould not stay with my Warren Ave., Chicago, I. 12 neighborhood, wus seven and one- ‘ricvds on eurth T would meet my ppg oid always Bae cigmelie ew hilffeet in length. bsent ones above My husband x ey ae : 2) ee ane a RAGE to eet Dr fines = The first rotary fire engine was Marvelous Endurance. 1 Discovery for consumption, coughs , made in 1820 by a Cincinnatti firm, ie marvelous amount of labor per- wid colds bat it tormed by the heart in keeping ail por cave d is Mw s . on : pe I gaveit a trial and used tions of the body supplied with blood is Was many years before the lin all eight bottles; it has cured me = firemen would take kindly to the not generally known. It beats 100,coc ind Tthauk God that Tam now a! innovation times, and forces the blood at the rate ot velland hearty woman. Trial bot-! eee = 163 milesa day, which is 3,000,000,00c 7] < eS a §,150,8 iles in a Hite tine les free at H L Tucker's drug store Bucklen’s Arnica Saive, tmes and 5,150,880 miles in a lite time i} ad Sailer: Ad Resulae rn a No wonder there are so many Heart noth side Butler, Mo., egular The Best Salve inthe world tor Cuts | Failures. The first symptoms are short Bruises,Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum F. ver Sores, Tetter,Chapped Hands, Chiblains Corns, and all Skin Eruptions, and posi- size 50¢ and $1.00 ness of breath when exercising, pain ir the side or stomach, fluttering, choking in throat, oppression, then follow weak. Puck has noticed that it takes! tively cures Piles, or no pay required. [t } 2 smothering spel! wolle: a ake a bargain but thatit a pay qu lungry or smothering spe swolle bare Omak a Meet car is guaranteed to give pertect satisfaction ankles, etc Dr, Franklin Miles’ New only one of them can. get the best | or money refunded. Price 25 cts per box: Heart Cure istne only reliable remedy. For sale by all druggists. : “WEST WARD STOCK FARM PASSAIC, BATES COUNTY. MO. Five Wiles North of 8utler. The following stock wrill stand for service at my stable half mile wrest of Passaic, Bates county, Mo., for the year 1891, the season to commence the first day of April and close cn the first day of July, 1891. MAWMBRING CHIEF JR. oaled in iSSt. Dark bay, black points, h nd tail. 161, hands high ané weighs 1,275 pounds fine sty od bone & muscle, has never been trained: can show quarters, in less than 45 seconds— His oldest colts in Bates County, are now coming two year old and for size, stsle, trotting action and uniform color cannot be excelled by any horse that stands in south-west Missouri. f ‘ ; (Mambrino Paymaster ( 4 } Y | Mambrino Chief Jr 4 Mambrino (gr. aire | {ts Rysdick’s Hambles 1 SIRE OF tovian) Son of Imp { inn Bi j Messenger {Mambrino Filet No, 2, Lady Thorne 2:15 | Dam thedam of Gol- 1 2:34 5-6 Wooceford Mambrino | liah. os RRC | Sire of { Hannis & others list Mambrino No 58,sire of 17. horses and grand of 64—2:30 horses and sired the dams of 41— | 2:30 horses Il in Coaster ig lett Dr Sparks 1 (Plot dn Noe y/ John Morgan 2 Ry M Chay Yo. 8 SIRE OF ft Mi Cay dn, ‘Cassins 1-4 | Geo M Patchen 2 and ©! and others in 2 Ik Harry Clay | Durango 2 (others ‘Menino P Shot fide ' SIRE OF i | Lady Thorne 2:15 ! { Woodford Mambrino i {2:31 | Dem the dam of Gol- B12 list MAMBRINO CRIET JONIOR ‘; Dan by McDonanlés Nambrino Mambrino en (liah. didam by Mark Anthony | No 58 Sire of 1 se j <i dam by Old Forester | horses, grand sire of | ith dam by lmp Bedford i 3) horses anc ae :Sized'the dame of at ( Bay Messenger | | 2:30 horses [Rehen! A Bi x | Jim Porter 228 Piel y | H t g ae 4 and otners in 2:30 : ' Son of Imp Messenger list Messenger& Rocking ham blood Mrs Conile rand dam of Clark { Untraced Chief No s9: grand sire of the great Guy and suck, 1 for omes or oceur: but 3 moved trom dents NEW HALL sible cetpents should REMARKS:—To horse-n ing mares to breed srAMUP TFTACK——-ARVILLERY IMPORTED CLYDE. T Kentucky bred Jack nee : istered in Vol. 12 of the Civdes- | Stan same st le, atS1otoir i ur i A r 2d Book. Bred Alexander | @ Colt to stand and suck, or $20 and that on inspect f New Stone »€ convined that they are +. Foaled April 1Sss— egy ; whic ho you i ‘o in only tair ve vou ecinck n face er of tine large box bone and sub- pasture and a! activity rmitted io ats at owners risk Dam: CHAS. S. CONCKLIN. ot Dam— Proprietoi Extended i J. S. WARNOCK. Assistant. 72th grand sire. noon, and assured him that he had saved my life by coming heroically to my rescue when F wasin need. That chap is an example ef the stingy man- about-town who takes all he can get and gives nothing in return.” As the sporting man « ed speaking a handsomely~dressed individual came up and entered into conversation with him. The neweomer was gay, breezy and winsome. He slapped the sporting mas eon the back, asked him what he had been drinking, linger- ing about for quite awhile, and was pre- paring to go away when the sporting man asked if he would not sit down and allow him to open a fresh bottle of wine. ‘The fellow shrugged his shoulders, ob- jected chaftingly to the delightful meth- od in which he was being tempted, and sunk intoa chair as the sporting man ordered the wine. When the champagne was consumed he rose, said effusive adieus and hurried away “There you are,” d the sporting man. ‘That fellow can buy and sell me, but he won't spend five dollars a day. He's getting rich, they say. How? At the expense of a few of his friends. We are the fools, eh, and he is the wise man? N.Y. Sun. OLD-TIME CARICATURE. The Ancient Egyptian Tombs Means Devold of Humor. Caricature known from a very early period, a iittle broad sometim and fullof satire, but telling and origi- nal. In a papyrus of the nineteenth dynasty, now in the Turin Museum, amusing s« depicted in the love affairs of a shaven priest and a song- stress of the Temple of Ammon, while in the same papyrus are sketched comic groups of animal life. In the first scene a lion, acrocodile and an ape are giving by No w s nes ar a vocal and instrumental concert. Next comes an dressed, armed’ and sceptered like Pharaoh. With ma- jestic swagger he receives the gifts pre- sented to him bya cat of high degree, to whom a bull acts as proud conductor. A lion and gazelle are playing at draughts, a hippopotamus is perched in a tree, and a k has climbed into the tree by means of a ladder, and tries to dislodge him. A Pharaoh in the shape of arat, drawn ina chariot by prancing greyhounds, is proceeding to storm a fort garrisoned by cats, the latter hav- ing no arms but teeth and claws, where- as the rats have battle-axes, shields and bows and arrows. The artist’s idea seems to have been the defeat of the eats by the animals upon which they prey; or, if we look for a deeper mean- ing, the successful revolt of the op- pressed upon the oppressor. In a papyrus in the British Museum a flock of geese are being driven by a cat and a herd of goats by two wolves, with crooks and wallet: one of the wolves is | playing adouble flute. A drawing on atile in the New York Museum repre- | sents {quite in the Caldicott style) ac: | dressed as an Egyptian lady of fashion, {seated languidly in a chair, sipping | wine out of a small bowl. and being fanned and offered dainties by an abject- looking tom cat with his tail between his legs. On the walls of a tomb at Thebes be- longing toa priest of Ammon the love | of caricature is indulged in even in the sacred subject of a funeral. One of the boats following in the mournful proces- | sion across the Nile to the sacred me- | tropelis has grounded, and in being | pushed off the bank, strikes a smaller 'one laden with sacerdotal offerings of | cakes, fruits, ete. The table on which 1 | these dainties are arranged has upset, ‘and the good things are falling like a hail-storm on the heads of the aston- ished rowers underneath. The more we learn & habits of the ancient Egyptians the less we ish the old impressiomof their being a gloomy people of serious character. Hn- mann i of © thousand years ago was ame as it is to-day. altered nd and the oldest papyrus in the world, now in the Nati I ate Par in Strange with its head downward, does not chew its tood ; Stall, but masticates with its gizzard.