The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, February 11, 1891, Page 7

oe a PERSONAL ANO LITERARY. | TRIALS OF A MIND READER. TURTLE CATCHING. HOW BROOMS ARE Nmtd: runkenness—Liquor Habit—In all | the World there is but ~ Both: sections of the Insh party he cure.) —A sister-in-law of one of the best. TFit tations of « Psychologies Indi scription of the Modes Fhe Process wescribed, from the Corn- Nees i : Dr. Haines’ Golden sO ; known and distinguished members of MRO at tren a een eiumsest. ose Which Live im the Stalk to the Market, CI ee eas It can be given in a cup of tea or cot-| Parliament kee : eer Doubtless 5 noticed the tassel the re! ef of evieted tenant tee without the knowledge of the person Louse in London mae oe 5 an ¢ k. Whatt aking it. effecting a speedy and perma-| majority of the ps elec eer abe assel is ent cure, whether the 5 ti Am8nzt involuntary bath | gh. wisp ti t rate drinker Or an alcoholic manseri sts tare novexperts — p- housands of drunkard- wave Baaden eee is to lean ov ured who have taken the Golden Spe-! 1,200 fr : = gitasel ific in their cottee wit! their knowl ep iat, a and to-day eclieve ft Se ng of therr owr armitul | Aes an tects r administration Lady Ma tt PO Cures gy for circular and| in) whose ye we ‘ ie particulars in contidence,| when visi sree ee Galden Specitic Co., 153 Race Street.) Llanbysi sien neinnati, © ho MORE EYE-GLASSES MITCHELL'S EYE-SALVE A Certain, Hate, and Effective Remedy for ‘SORE, WEAK, & INFLAMED EYES, Producing Lony-Sightedness, & Restore ] ing the Sight of the Old. Cures Tear Drops, Granulations Stye Tumors, Red yes, Matted Eye Lashes, a) PRopucisé QUICK BELIEF ASD PEBMASEST CURE. Also, equally efficacious when used In other aiedies, auch as. Ulcers, F. 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NORTON, Agent, Butler Mo. market rice for chickens and ege delivered in ugeies, Carriages, haetons, Drummer ‘his is one of the Dest equipped Sta- FURNITHED. | | tlre | ciation issues aseries of 1,000 shares ach month--and otfers to investors an pportunity to sive money and receive | nandsome interest on their invest- ment. ‘The investor ot 1 oO permo. fOr 100 mo’s rec’ $ 200 CO a t¢ ae e8 4 ge « 66 eo oa 1,000 0o a es eyes Salis 23 ¢ tag ek ek ene We also issue paid up stock” “and pay We have money Anvone esiring a good profitable investment or | ties he had the greatest admiratio | trips a fire broke out in Mr. men the ins in aut Faucit Martin —Jo How of Henry Ward Reecher seen him bundreds of times take fies, open th street, continue That siness ned some of his letters is but to say that it was the regu re, Shedetermining what to ans what to throw ay, is simply A selection from the ec pondence of the late Miizabe Prussia, wife of King Frederick William IV. to be published toward the end of next year. It will be edited Frederick. A large colle n of the ac- complished Queen's letters was made by Emperor Frederick, who intended publish a numberof them. Heh proposed to write a short biog his aunt, for whose intellectual is quali- -The London that during one Literary World says of his recent BE L. Stev enson’s cabin, by Empress | i to | ialso | hy of | sailing | and the burning things | were hurriedly evrried on deck or flung | Suddenly Mrs. St saw two of the crew with a bu into the sea evenson ning box |whiegw they were about to cast over- | board. Furtunately she was in time to Save it, or all Mr. Stevenson's literary | | | | “| | | | | | with principle i | | we notes for many months past, the greater part of a story being ten under contract for £4,000, of the history of the island which is for the future to be his heme, would have been irrecoverably lost —While inelndi his hearers at*Buffalo, N. Y., recently, an aged deacon who sat near him onthe platform kept interjeccing audi ble and fervent “Amens” and *Goods.” “Aman man to admired roa Mr. he be “lout *mumbled o above Moody. many “That's tre others,” Evangelist Moody was thun- | dering strong truths into the hearts of |* writ- | and much | no Am | other kind of w i NWihiy > | “Now I know what you think. [ean | read your mind just like a bo You think nobody wants to h aman who | | would know all hisemployer’s thoughts | j and ouldn’t ehim no nee to heat a customer or tell litue lie thout nobody else knowin’ it But that ain't the son. When I'm lookin’ for a job 1 beta chattel mortgage I don't say "bout my gift. No sir. But spite ® cussed gift deacon in tones of rapture. ‘The evan- gelist turned arouud instanter and shouted in his mellow voice: “True, of | course it's true, What do you suppose | I'm telling here to-night, lies?” The poor littie deacon subsided —Dr. Holmes tells in the Atlantic that he has ‘‘just cleared the eight- barred gate” and taken a step into a field which Yew come withinesight of and still fewerenter. The genial doe- tor says women grow old easier than men, and this is a strain from his “De Senectute:” “O, if we contd all go out of flower a wcefully. as pleasingly, as we into blossom! I always think of the morning glory as the love- | liest example of a graceful yielding to tne inevitable. It is beautiful before its twisted corolla opens; it is comely as it folds its petals inward, when its brief hours of perfection HUMOROUS. over.” —Tommy—“Paw, what is pig lead?” Mr. Figg—“There is no pig led. to be tolled.”"—India —Jones—(at the at that cigar booth, Brown (eyn- ically)—‘*They can’t have ‘em too pret- ty for the kind of cigars they're dispens- ing.’—Cincinnati Commercial. volis Journal. retty girls fair eb You shouldn't judge a man by his clothes,” said a seedy man who hauled up fer robbing a i “Iam not,” said the court, ing you by another man’s Texas Siftings. —Thé Lover's Prayer. — In the gloaming, oh, my darling, When I come thine eyes to ser Tie the dog up, tie him tightly, Then I'l fee! it's safe for me ~Exchange —They were roasting chestnuts inthe fire. “Iam going tocall that big one by your name,” she said. “Wh asked he. ‘Because seems to be | cracked and won't pop.” But he did.— Boston ‘Travel! —A Pity.- —"Well, my.dear, how do you feel since are here?” “Quite well already “Whata shame! Here we have gone and engaged our rooms for four weeks and you are now well, and we have been here only three days."—Fliegende Blat- ter. —A New Brand—"You have she queried as she looked at the dis- was shop. “Lam judg- clothes.” it & play in the window. “Certainly.” “Well, Tl take one.” ‘What kind, | ma'am “Ob, it doesn't make very much difference. A leghorn will prob- ably doas well as any.”—Detroit Free Press. ‘Laight ' the pro He has | | getand (at the seashore) --A Timely Suggestion.—Mr. Linger- | “T oelieve, Mi nl was spea achieve great results.” “a my dear friend, you experience, hav * Mr. L. true, but a man never knows what he can do until he iets himself out." Voice from the Hallway—“The proper thing man to do when he lets himself out make tracks for home. Nora, that king of Io Miss in d Nora— » Ceaseless Coll of W —Pon- | sonby--"\A to mind, Pop y 3 jay—*" n disturbed by an ar have just read. The writer in IS. ye $ a po food people to eat” “Why should that worry you be dead b time.” Pop eh game, but has been played by the | Scotch at the head of their outdoor | | sports. The word “golf” means “c is have had no | —"Very | | for golf may be a meadow, bu “—Boston | | reader.” ja crushed and bileec | to prove that I could read your mind. hink a@ man who could other | folks are thir y high and know what Well, it ain'ts Mind-: man to the “He Guiel the man with a white | apron, ¢ ng interested. “WwW, ~ Lused to give exhi- | bi of mind-readin’, and drawed | houses, but after awhile we struck a | pious section ofcountry whe they be- | lieve all such doin’ got stranded. I knowed didn’t have any money Tread his mir then I've get is wicked—and we treasurer d--see? W ren driftin’ g mployment t ha andicaps “Well, take r instance. I sawan ‘ad’ in of a job that just suited me. I went up to see the adver as soon as Teaught | his eye I began to read his mind. | ““Confound it! he thought, ‘here’s another bum come to strike me fora quarter. I'll bet a dollar he’s just been kicked out of some saloon.’ Now leave it to you if that wasa very pleasant rv tion for an honest man looking for hone stemy loyment.” “What did he -ay" “Oh, it wasn’t what he said, but what he thought that drove the iron into my soul and crushed my pron’ spirit. It was his mind that wounded me to the | quick dome before Thad said a Well, why did not you explain your situation to him.” “Explain nothing! That would give the whole business away. Then he'd a-knowed at that I was a mind once “What did you do?” “I said ‘excuse me, sir, I made a mis- take in the place,’ and turned around and went out. Just asI was leavin’ the room he added wormwood to the gall of bitterness by thinkin “He's some expected t sneak- nd no or ief, I guess, who n the office, so’s | he could swipe i overcoat or some- thing. Ill just remember his face, and if I see him around the bu ilding any more FU 1 the police.” I went out into the busy street with ng heart, and I me right here. Ne, sir; ‘taint no It's no use askin’ a job of a man, even if he treats you pleasant, when you can read his mind like a 1 and see that is ce nkin’ use. book he at you have just got out of the bridewell | Pare a fugitive from . Mind- | readin’s no good. I'm re adin' your mind now. You are gettin’ sorry for me and are thinkin’ that I'm not goin’ to pay you for that beer, go this time. and that you'll let it Now, ain't you?” “Yes, I guess it’s all right, as you seem to be in such hard luck.” “see? Didn't I tell you, old fel? Well. I'll fool you. I've got a lone nickel here. Hereitis. I just wanted I'll call around some time when I'm | busted.” | Me laid the coin down and the bar- | | | tender swept it into the cash-drawer, claiming: “Blamed if you ain't a mind-reader.” —Chica go Globe. The Favorite Scotch Game The game of “‘golf,” of which Mr. Bal- is very fond, was originally a Dutch f fou and has reference to with which little t the game. The the staves or clubs | ls are propeled in y-ground is oftener a stretch of sand an SEED gra 3, as one finds fo! ers, taking sides, endeavor balls to knock the from one hole to ano He Misunderstood. an you oblige me with a | obligation is your: (pleased)—You flatter me. You | Great skill | fore part it comes t “n indi- cates its locallt is a sound easily recogn and whe in the bew c pole, made of yel- 1 to handle, ti a flan t too far into and = away goes the ch uy goes the terrified turtle out to the deep water, and away Quick mus¢ th Whiz goes the nning line. The ks intheshell, gets a start be- and hauled in, he he boat with its crew several ling through fatigue, an be and w ifr peg, and if the fore will data pace quite surprising. Ith as not this chance hh therough- y ient pegeer for every precau- tion is en to searing the other nbers the shoal. He is tw as little disturbance and a really clever crew re, one after another, nearly without the others having a faint idea of danger. the whole shoal, Sometimes the harpooner is so suc- cessful t there is not time to haul the quarry aboard, in which case a keg, large enough to hold about five gallons, is tied to the peg rope. and each captive is allowed to swim about until the crew are ready to take and in the “striker.” at them out of the water. judgment are required for a thrust that would notentecr the shell of an adult would completely pierce a young one, and, of course, there shy materially reduce its value. th the st is counteracted is ex- sting and nearly al- for when the struck down goes the diver, cleaving the water like a knife, and from a depth of five or six fathoms of water he will almost unfailingly bring the turtle to the surface. This trick is in fact much easier than it looks, for all the diver has to do is to seize the shell be- hind the neck with his hands, lift the as much as possible, press his ainst the turtle’s back. and up he his foreflippers violently beating the water. It is then an easy task to lasso him aboard. The best turtle divers in the Gulf of Mexicoare the Seminole Indians. They have been known to bring an 800-pound turtle froma depth of forty feet: but the Bahamians are even more daring and successful. The easiest way in which a novice can acquire the art is to jump on a turtle while it is sleeping on the surface, and then hold on like tradi- tional “grim Death.” It may be that thus rudely awakened it will attempt to get rid of its unwel- come jockey by plung you have only to press the knees against the lower part of the back and life the front, and you will master the situation and the turtie, too.—Outing. w One of the means by glo for liberty ceedingly inter ways scessful, knees ag comes, HE WAS INEXPERIENCED. A Bridegroom Who tidn't Know How to Conduct Himseeif. Rev. Dr. Chauncey Giles tells marriage at which he once The groom was backwoods and did service. a bumpkin from the s betrothed was a rus- tic maid. When the clergyman was getting ready for the ceremony and | while he was performing it he saw that ways. At first when the groom stood up he took his place on the wrong side of his mate; then he violated the pro- prieties by snickering several times; then he indulged in osculation before the pastor had pronounced the words of wedlock; then he put herring on the | wrong finger: and so it went along from first to last After the ceremony was ended the bridegroom realized how | awkwardly he had demeaned himself. | asked the clergyman’s pardon and said | to him in the presence of the brid “I'll try todo better next time!’— cago Evening Journal. A Stuck-Up Mistress. . did any one call while I was > Mr. Snooks.” “Snooks—Snooks? I don't body of that name. “Probably not, m know any n; he called to see Deed of Daring. ubbs—Here’s paper headed Woman.” “Daring I can’t see any th were two robbers and only ere LE VE a man “He i very brilliant, that’s ue.” “Why. Lremember last winter, en I had such a severe cold, he was the only m I met that didn’t know and tell me a sure cure for it right off.” —Philad a Times. turtle is | ng downward, but | of al gh tiel taken wire xen he grasps ng-stemmed W upon tight- hi Next jis bound ar yo broom } what is called the ‘shoulder stuff,” | with shorter stems, which, as was the case with the handle stuff, is immed jdant appearance, as the sx | their off close above the wire binding with a sharp knife. Stalks yet shorter, from h the stems have been cut off en- tirely, are finally wound upon the out- side with more wire, and the whole bus- iness is clinched and fastened where the broom meets the stick with a strong belt of tinned its corrugated edge bound down with the wire so that the brass, | straw is made as much a part of the broom handle asif itgrew upon it. Now the broom goes to the sewer, who passes flaxen twine around middle, and pierces the substance of the broom through and through with a needte provided with similar flaxen cord, so ax to bind the straw together closely. Now it only remains to chop the straw ends of the brooms of even with a sort of cleaver knife, and to comb the seeds out of them with a revolving machine armed with teeth, in order to make them ready for market. Broom eorn that is slightly green is much better for the purpose than the ripe material, be- cause the latter is brittle, and, on this account, to deeeive purchasers, it used its to be the custem for manufaeturers to tint their material green with the fumes of brimstone. At present the same effect is more cheaply obtained by soaking the stuff in a colored mixture. Philadelphia Record. NEW EYE DISEASE. It Ina Form of Diphthe orted from aand Has Been ermany. A disease known as diphtheria of the eye has lately shown itself in the vieini- ty of Boston. As yet it has not gained much headway, but eye specialists are on the lookout for such cases, in the hope that its progress may be effectually checked. In conversation with a leading eye physician of this city a day or two since it was found that the disease up to the present time has been a very rare one, but a very few cases being known to him in the past eight or nine years in this part of the country. These, however, have in nearly every instance resulted in the loss of the member affected, and often in the loss of the entire sight. 55 The disease, which is considered a very serious one, is peculiar to Germany in the vicinity of Berlin, where many peonle have suffered from its effects. In nature it is precisely the same as throat diphtheria, and may be caused by com- ing in contact with that disease, person's eyes have been inflamed from any canse. At the present time there is one case under treatment at the Massaciusetts Eye and Ear Infirmary, on Charles street, this city, the patient being a little girl; but, as it is a comparatively new case, hopes are entertained that it may not result serious! nd that her present impaired sight may be restored. The most difficult trouble encount- ered in the treatment of this disease by the specialist is to keep the unaffect- ed member tightly bound and hooded, that it may not draw the inflammation from the diseased eye to elf, for. if this should happen, there would at be ering. As yet there is no cause for extreme alarm, as most cautionary measures are | being taken to reach these cases before if the | all sore or | €itizen-So you think of locating here? Ve thought some ot prac- See a Fd opening here for a man as understands is diz, but we don't want no practicing, or here, young man, there's experimenting—doctoring’s what we want! | Many times women calh on their family a suffering, as they imagine, one | from dyspepsia ‘ther from heart disease, | another from liver Or kidney disease, another | from nervous cxhoushe: or prostration, another with pain here @e there, and in this way they a@ present, alike to themselves and | their easy-going and indifferent or overbusy doctor, separate and distinct diseases, for which he pevscribes his pills and potions, as- | Summing them to be such, when, in reality, they are all ondy symptoms caused ‘by some womb disorder. The physician, jj peed of the cause of suffering, encourages his ‘* practice” until large bills are made. me suffering patient gets no better, but prodably worse OF reason ef the delay, wrong treatment and conse- juent complicationa. A proper medicine, like r. Pierce's Favorite Prescription directed to the cause would have entirely removed the disease, thereby atepelling: all those distress- ing symptoms, an instituting comfort in- Stead of prolonged misery It's the only sey for the weaknesses, frreguiarties and painful Sceneerts liar to women, sold by druggists, r ive guarantee that it will ee satis- faction in every case, or price ($1.0) paid for it will be promptly refunded. Dr. Pierce’s Pelicts regulate and cleanse the liver, etomach and bowels. One a dose, Sold by druggists. 25 cents a vial. Hog Cholera. NO CURE NO PAY. We authorize all merchants te efund the money to any reliable vryson who has purchased sud used W. Eels Hog and Poultry Cholera ‘ure according to direetions and is willing to say be has not been fully venetited thereby. The Wo Harr Meprear Co., 43 3m St Mo. FOR MEN ONLY! Lost STi Gen ret cod NERVOUS STRENGTH sfeeeeaeetaeg of Erroracr Excessesi wast, Noble MANHOOD fully Mest. Strengthen WEAK, INDEVELUPEDONGANSAPAIC sos ibcolsisly sufaltiog. BORE. TREATREW estity from, Lonis, Beseripti Book, Sreedata heey hehe tres. Hd eens Aidras ERIE MEDICAL CO-. BUFFALO. N.Y PASSAIC COMBINATION SALE! Grand Combination Sale of Horses, ; scarcely any hope of the patient recoy- | the couple were very awkward in their | they shall be imparted to others. —Bos- | ton Herald. Batter Made from an Cocoanute. They are now making good butter from cocoanuts. The industry was es- tablished in Germany five years ago. and is making considerable progress. According to the London Times fac- tories are about to be started and Amsterdam. York shilling per pound. 60 to 70 percent of fat, and 23 to PASSAIC “September 15, 1891 at Paris | The butter costs a/ It contains | see ~ 25 of | organic matter, of which 9 to 10 per | cent isalbumen. I: is of a clear whit- ish color, and hardens at 66 degrees of Fahrenheit. It is suitable for cooking, and is not disagreeable to taste or smell. At present it is efly used in hospitals and state institutions, but is rapidly findiag it: way into the homes of the poor, who are taking to itinstead of oleomargarines. It is said to. be free from acids and o.her tur! ents found in butter. and thus to be of digestion One authori ho do not hes- med in omargari ased fa horses and she —The Catsl. nga brill. shines upen First Class Stock Solicited. C5. Concklin Warnack \ WEST WARD. PASSAIC, MILES NORTH OF BUTLER. MO. Props ee