The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, February 4, 1891, Page 7

j ' | = ——e Drunkenness—Liquor Habit—In a! HOW H= ORESSED FREDDY. the World there is but one Dr. Haiues’ Golden Specific. It can be given in a cup of tea or cot- tee without the knowledge of the person taking it. effecting a speedy and perma- nent cure, whether the pati isa cure. | The Conceited Vather Thought He Kuew erate drinker or an alcoholic wreck Thousands ot drunkards fave been! cured who have taken the Golden Spe- cific in their coftee without their knowl- edye, and to-day believe they quit drink- ing of thetr own tree wiil No harmrul effects results from its administration Cures guaranteed. Send tor circular and tul particulars. A ‘dress Galden Specitic Co., 155 Cincinnati, ©. NO MORE EYE-GLASSES Race Street, S-1Vv. MITCHELL'S EYE-SALVE A Certain, Safe, and Effective Remedy for SORE, WEAK, & INFLAMED EYES, Producing Long-Sightedness, & Restore ing the Sight of the Old. Cures Tear Drops, Granulations Stye Tumors, Red yes, Matted Eye Lashes, AND PRODUCING QUICK BELIEF ASD PERMASEST CURE. Faiced ged Gremie — used in other en, such as a, Fever, Sores. seers: ats Hacamy ain Helis @ALVE may be used to advent Sela br vail Drageiste at33 Conte, WANTED -—CHICKENS ANE EGGS. I will pay the highest market price for chickens and egg delivered at my store at Virginia, Mo. T also have good feed connection with my store. Netsox M. Nestierope. stable Potter Bros. BRICK LIVERY STABLE. An ample supply of Buggies, Carriages, Phaetons, Drummer Wagons, &c. This is one of tile bestequippe sd Sta- bles in this section of the state. First) Crass) Ries — Fursrruee. At any hour, day or uight on the most reasonable terms. Farmers desiring, to put up their horses when in the city will tind this barn the most convenient in town. POTTER BROS. EQUITABLE® LOAN ASSOCIATION The Equitable Loan & Investment As- sociation issues a series Of 1,000 shares each month—and offers to investors an opportunity to save money and receive a nandsome interest on their ment. ‘The investor ot AND INVESTMENT in confidence, | | over th over it. Keep your head still. What are you bobbing so for? (Lift up your arms, Freddy: Why, what the deuce is | the matter with this child's arms? He} | can'tmove’em. Don'cery, Freddy! Let me look. Dostop that baw] This} all comes of your mother’s noring | invest- | $ 1 00 permo. for 100 mo"s rec? $ 200 00 | ge 8 2* 4° 3S et « 6« a6 6 ie gee 8° ce ee ie hay 1,000 00 ‘i © ¢ cole eat 1, ¢ uf ¢ ogee Ins We also issue paid up stock and pay | interest semi-annually. to loan on goed city property. Anvone desiring a good profitable investment or loan will do well to call and see us, R. C. SNRED, Se: Sedalia, Mo J. HU. NORTON, Agent, Butler Mo. WEAR ae a a CO.’S paar ur male RE Mick it ve BUTLER, - = 7 aS We have money | | stamps the w not make h | an emergency It All, ut He Didn't. Ali Thorn do any If tt Women we: things o more abou Ile a nei does it. is wife’s head act of thek ing, when b feminine dei notice, the er of the far h to dres The baby el around and but it will t tion appears. The man whe umphantl with the ¢ wife how mu ik shecan. And if that baby is} going to run all over creation after cats and things, and ery half the time while heisdoing it. Discipline is what is needed with children. He calls the buby to him. | “Stand there, Freddy, rile papa! finds your clothes, like a good boy Freddy places himself in position, while his pa goes in quest of the raiment belonging to the juvenile. Freddy spies | a bird on the top of atree in the yard, , and he climbs on the piano to get high up at the window, and he knocks down | a couple of bundles of sheet-music, his sister Fanny's new hat that left there last night when she came home from the party so tired that she could she hardly get upstairs to bed; and then poor Freddy slips, and grabs the win- dow-shade to save himself, and brings it down, fixtures and all, and draws a double-tracked railroad on the polished | rosewood of the piano with his wildly | clutching finger-nails. and lands safely on the floor, howling with rage at not having been able to get the bird. By that time his pa has found most of his clothes, and is ready to begin. But, Freddy isn't ready. He wants to sec} the pictures in the album. Then he in-} sists on hearing the watch tick. Then} he wants tocatch the dog by the tail! and give it a good pull, to sea if it is on} fast. Then he wants to kiss mamma Stand still!’ says his pa, putting on look that he elerks in the dingy down-! and see if you p your tongue still while I dress; | Don't wiggle so, Freddy! Stand still!| Put down your fc Let that cat alone! Here, you little mischief. stop chewing that lead-pencil! Hold up your head, can’t you? Put this hand through—no, that one! Good gracious, it is strange that women will make pants for babies wrong end to! And more buttons on ‘em than would be needed to button up aregiment of men! Now then, for the waist! tHumph! that is made the same way, all the buttons in the wrong place. No m-holes. no nothing! Freddy. hold still!) Etell you it doesn’t | hurt you! Yes, “tis on right. It can't be on any other By Jove. Ive forgot the drawers, and the stockings! Here, put up that foot. Good gracious, Freddy, can’t you stop wiggling your toes? Hold yourleg stiff. There. now. Now we'll put on the littie man’s coll What an outlandish contrivance to fasten a collar. It doesn't stay putanywhere. Let'ssee, the bow goes under it? No, it must go} the his in- subordinate town office evere uses on ean | you so. I Stop it, Isa And about ay. Fred. stop this noise! I shall be crazy—I—* at this juncture his wife i appears on the scence, and she nds | that Freddy's pantsare hind part before. | and one of his arms has been put | through the ne space, and the other one through one arm-hole of his waist. | and his collar, which was made to turn down, stands up, and his stockings a: on wrong side out; and his pa will never | own that there is anything out of order | about the procecding, but the next time | he dresses the baby he doesn't dress it} —he always has something tosee to that prevents him The Tailor-Made Girt. To-c the “tailor-made girl” stands as the selection. the survival of the best ideas in dress of the last half of the} nineteenth century. Her dress is neat. solid, compact. ‘ful, convenient and adaptable. It stands for service and the absence of superfluity, for readiness in} and propriety every- where. It is the universal high school | and college dress, the best traveling | dress. the city walking dress. and it er as an intelligent and | | cultiva vd oman, says the Woman's ; Cycle. It is expensive because good workmanship and good materials are put into it; but it never breaks out and never wears out; it has to be given away or cu st rid of it. It has done more for the h ce of Ar an women | hang upon the limb till the last orate was her array from head to foot, } filigree | round tufts of crimson silk. arranged | tiara-wise. From the brim of this | its embroidery of gold; a corner turned HANGING TO A BRANCH. Frightfel Adventures of an Alabama Farmer in the Mountains. thin reach of down drowning ng on end, ore an hen anott snake ¢ and erevi rock selves in the sun Brill could not drop into thi snakes, but alas! this strength was su far exhausted was impossible for him to draw up to the topof the cliff. He cou! sin the by m« and then let go. Hlis arms grew numb; his head began to feel if it were filled with lead. Another minute and he must release his as | hold; but he made no outery, and in a few moments he saw the s: Ss uncoil- ing one by one, and slowly crawling | away. This gave him new strength, | and he held on till the last onc was out of sight. Then he dropped in a dead nt. It was near the middle of the ernoon when he regained conscic ness, so stiffand sore that it was with di he could crawl ome= NOT TO BE BLUFFED. Jay Gould's Considerate Treatment of a Man with # Good Thing some eccentric statistician should ‘ntocome along to make an enu- | ation of Mr. Jay Gould's virtues the foremost entries on his li d be} apt to tellof ‘the lit ” pa-| tience, his willingness his re- fusal to let anybody blu‘? Here is | a recent illustration, says the New York time interests zgo, when were cc alfa dozen di- riving plans for the reorganization of the Missouri, Kansas «& Texas R ad ipany, Gould's co-operation is wanted all around, and there have been suspicions that his finger, unsuspected, was in va- Tous slices of the pie. Evidently, though, there was one would-be reor- ganizing party whom he hadn't ‘‘scen,” which oversight, he was notified, in a} formal and rather warlike be remedied. “If I don't hear from you by three o'clock to-morrow,” read the | message to Mr. Gould, “I shall. proceed | regardless of you. And —” was arather lively threat. “It's too bad,” was the Gould ‘too bad to make him oh ti Gee | puton your hat and go right down to the street and present my compliments and | say to this gentleman that I have heard at procrastination is the thief of time; got such a good thing he oughtn't to wait a single minnve.” That particular M. K. T. reorganiza- tion scheme was not heard of again. fashion, must ommMent, | A CHINESE BRIDE. The Fearfully and Wonderfally - Made | Dress She Wore et Her Wedding. A writer in the North China Herald the dress w by a Chinese | ‘r wedding, of which he was al . as follows: ‘At length we! admitted to inspect the bride, whose four-hours’ toilet was just com- pleted, and a marvelous spectacle, truly, was the figure seated motionless in the center of the room. Gorgeously elab- orn lady at witnes: were the former crowned with erect a helmet-like m of a material resembling tur- yuois-enamel, wrought into the finest work, from which projected glittering artificial beetles and butter- flies and other quaint rich ornaments, the whole surmounted by three large, head-gear fell all round strings of pear! and ruby beads, about half-a-yard in length. Just visible through these, at the back, were broad loops of jet black hair, stiff and solid as polished ebony, and decorated with artificial pink roses. Her principal vestment was a_ long tunic, whose foundation fabric of crim- son satin was scarcely discernable amid back, lined with emerald satin, re- vealed an underskirt panelled in bril- liant red and blue silk. this also pro- fusely trimmed with gold embroidery. A belt of scarlet udded with tablets of white lian, er the waist behind. From the front edge of her headdress a red silk vail fell almost to the ground, adding much to her preterhu spect.” sssed How to Make Le Vieasant. than all the It) We can if we will make an interest in | has recor and built Up 32 | life for ourselves, s sing that none ! upright. vigorous, well exists in our or circumstances. | young womanhood out of the 1d} Wee dy fo patches, e at left of th - - | The Wealth 0° Nations. Estimates of the present wealti idely. 1860, 1.000.000 090,000,009 in 1880. I 000.000,.000 1870 and ably reaches 339,000,000,000 in “S 1890. yroveme and the our minds knowledge, who need he! the sick. to Some New Definitions. | proved that the | and a thousa’ The “and” | 4 | me a young lady entered the room. | she bad kn A ROMANTIC STORY. How a Gamckeeper Was Created Count Panch-Yoar-Nose. prominent died in title is told me to @X- ige to be ) ing ¢ amined it, the: sedan aflirmed that it was is who shot it, because it was hit bye bu nd he had used bullets all day while the King used A further examination of the dead par- King and bis attendants gamekeeper was cor- tridge by the The King was sorry, but he never less sent the prisoner to Madrid, where he was placed in the cell of offenders condemned to death. At the last mo- ment the King promised him pardon, if he would repent, but the guard refused. Charles ordered the gamckeeper to be brought into his presence and again asked bim if he repented. = * replied the guard, ‘if [had a thousand lives, and your Majesty should tell me a thousand times, without rea-; son, that I lied, a thousand times I would punch y Majesty in the nose, ; d times I would go quietly to execution!” “And you would thus t exclaimed the I tlwass I not only; to my person, Punonrostro (F' In 1523 >a loss to my | ng. “Would irrounded by men like you! | on you, but Tattach you, and make you Count of | t-in-the- Face. )” | the title was formally be- | stowed upon the new Count, and until} his death he was one of the most faith- ful vassals ot Charles V. A BACHELOR'S DEN. The Which It ed. An of moncy spent York ees in decorating their apart the Brooklyn men support ¢5 in New York which royalty might envy | across the . and every trade and{ profession is called upon to contribute to beautifying a bachelor’s home. The great attention which is being paid to} the nooks and corners of houses marks | a distinct advance in the work of the} hitects and decorators. I recently hada glimpse of a charm-| zy bachelor’s den decorated after the designs of Joseph B. Tiffany. Itis a all room in a house which a wealthy | New York bachelor is building on the West side, and this particular room was set aside by him for a den where he could retreat and smoke and be unmo- lested. Mr. Tiffany received a carte- blanche order, and the result is a re- treat which would be considered ideal | by a literary worker orany other man} who is anxious at times to go off and| commune with himself. The gray plas- | ter of the wall has been washedin with | umber until it has a ‘mottled, cloudy | effect like the wall of an old European | monastery. Above this there is a series of panels decorated with eastern orna- | tation in old reds and orange tints. | surface of this panel is of an inde-| scribable color—the effect being gained | by dots of yellow emerging into lighte r| shades towards the top. The whole of, the ceiling is a mass of elaborate orna- | ntation, which gradcs from @ heavy | crimson purple to light straw colors and thence almost to acream color in eee center of the room. Ido not suppose I have conveyed any idea of the appear- | ance of the apartment, but the general effect of splashing heavy masses of color and grading it into lighter shades a this particular room is exquisite. wat | | i | A FOOL’S SMARTNESS. A Species of Humor Intimately Related to Blackguardism. “Smart” people are the curse of the earth, says the Chicago Journal Stroller. I was at a reception at the house of a wealthy and learned person not; many evenings ago. In the hall I met aman for whom previously I had enter- tained very great respect, as he had al- ways appeared to be intelligent and | well-bred. He chatted pleasantly as usual and had some gossipy comments to make about nearly all the other guests. I puOae him to be one of those naturally sensitive and polite per- sons who, if he tried, couldnt offend or light any fello Iwas soon undeceived. Wh was talking to She and evidently cx- She could not be certainly was quante. She held y friend and greeted uaintance——t Ile explained > seemed to be conv ture. e he escort Is. was without called pret v ut herh him as some ot her name. ters. § smiled | your sacred | prising failure lies in so doing. | ges in one | fits, is not | lads twen | while away. ‘| steam-cars Paul's whole a THE ROAD TO SUCCESS. Mea Now Enjoy Greiter Oppore tanities Than Ever Before. Young irs are not To be scored a © articles, This ploy labor. Ltohis kind. banker ck in pro- is akin specu to Business men require irregular supplies of money, at some periods little, at others enormons Others being in the there is strong tempta- tion indorse mutually. This rock should be avoided. There are emer- gencies, no doubt. in which men should ame condition to | help their friends, but there is a rule that will keep one safe. No man should place his name upon the obligation of another if he has not sufficient to pay it without detriment to his own business. It is dishonest to do so. Men are trustees for those who have trusted them, and the creditor is entitled to all his capital and credit. For one’s own firm, ‘your name, your fortune and honor,” but for others, no matter under what circumstances, only | such aid as you can render without dan- ger to your trust. Itisas rule, there- fore, to give the cash direct that you have to spare*for others and never your indorsement or guarantee. One great cause of failure of young men in business is lack of concentra- tion. They are prone to seck outside investments. The cause of many a sur- Every dollar of capital and credit, every busi- ness thought should be concentrated upon the one business upon which a man has embarked. He should never scatter his shot. It is a poor business which will not yield better returns for increased capital than any outside in- vestment. No man or setof men or cor- poration can manage a business man’s capital as well as he can manage it him- self. The rule, ‘Do not put all your basket,” does not apply toa man’s life-work. one basket, and then watch that basket, is the truc rine—the most valuable rule of all. While business kinds has gone, and is still going rapid- ly, into a few 1 concerns, it is never- theless demonstrated every day that genuine ability, interested in the pro- only valuable but indis- pensable to their successful operation. Through corporations whose shares are sold daily upon the market; through partnerships that find it necessary to interest their ablest workers; through merchants who can manage their vast enterprises successfully only by inter- esting cxceptional ability; in every quarter of the business world, avenues | greater in number, wider in extent. easier of access than ever before ex- isted, stand open to the sober, frugal. energetic and able mechanic, to scien- tifleally edue: boy and to the clerk —avenues through which they can reap greater successes than were ever before within the reach of these classes in the history of the world. When, therefore, the young man, in any position or in any business, ex- plains and complains that he has not opportunity to prove his ability and to rise to partnership, the answer suffices: The fault, doar Brutus, is not in cur stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings A YOUNG FINANCIER. The bra‘t Uc Made Upon the Deposit in His Mother's Bank. When we left Boston for sojourn in the country, says a writer in the Boston Transcript, grandpa gave cach of the five cents apiece to spend During our whole journey ia the conversation sof the many purchases he proposed to make, and no sooner had the lumber- Wi ing stage coach deposited us at our) destination than he slipped away from me and ran to the corner-store, return- | ing with fifteen cents’ worth of sticky country molasses candy and a dime. I confiscated the candy, with a view to doling it out in limited quantities from time to time, and persuaded him to deposit the dime in my pocket-book, telling him that it would be just like depositing the money in the bank; that I would keep it for him; that any time when he really wanted it he could come to me and draw it out I bad no occasion to use any moncy forfour or five days. when on going to my pocket-book I was surprised to find oply of loose coin had not st T could nov littie thought lI ‘ all boy. n cents ken it out gain.” nd carefully the | r. Aman in} The | ied distribu- | Putall your eggs in4 of all| ted youth, to the office-| —— Both sections of the Insh party | wet in Dublin and voted £2,500 for the rel ef of evicted tenant FOR MEN ONLY! of Brrorsor Excessea in Old or Young, Rodest, Noble MANHOOD faily Kestored. How t ce acd Sirengthes WEAR, USDRVELOPEDORGAYSE PAK. Sor Abectatel unfailing MORE TREATRENT—Reneai beeen 2a Sonntrion, ‘ett thome , BUFFALO.NLY. GORMANDIZING, or overeating, or the king 6f too rich and indigestible food, 1s a common cause of discomfort and suffering. To immediate relieve the stomach and bowels from suc! overloading, a full dose of Dr. Pierce's Pur- gative Pellets is the best remedy. They op- erate gently, yet thoroughly and without griping, nausea, or other unpleasant effects, If the too free indulgence in such intemper- ate cating has deranged digestion, causing dyspepsia and biliousness, attended with a sense of fullness or bloating after eatin, coated tongue, bitter or bad taste in mouth in the morning, on arising, drowsiness after meals, indescribable feeling of dread, or of impending calamity and hypochondria—then you need to follow up the use of the “* Pellets” with Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, to tone up the stomach, invigorate the liver, d set all the processes of digestion at work. While curing indigestion, it purifies the blood, cleansing the system from all humors ani blood-poisons —no matter of what name or nature, or from what cause arising. There is nothing similar to it in composition or ap- proaching it in results. Therefore, don't be duped and induced to take some substitute, said to be ust as good,” that the dealer may make a jarger profit. Manufactured by WoRLD'’s DISPENSARY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, Buffalo, N. Y. $500 OFFERED of Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy, for an incura- bic case of Catarrh in the Head. Hog Cholera. NO CURE No PAY. We authorize all merchants to refund the money to any reliable verson who has pirchased and used W. Hall's Hog and Poultry Cholera Cure according to directions and is willing to say he has not been fully bevefited thereby. The W. Hari Mepicat Co., 43-3m St Louis, Mo. PASSAIC COMBINATION SALE! Grand Combination Sale of Horses, PASSAIC September 19, 1891 ! st Clas: Stock Solicited. -esm5o- C5. Coneklia ’ ad 5, Warnock ke WEST WAKD. PASSAIC, 5 MILES NORTH OF BUTLER. MO. Props at