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yr Drunkenness—Liquor Habit—In all | the World there is but one cure. Dr. Haines’ Golden Specific. It can be given in a cup of tea or cot- tee without the knowledge of the person taking it. effecting a speedy and perma- nent cure, whether the patient is a inod- erate drinker or an aicoholic wieck Thousands ot drunkards nave been cured who have taken the Golden Spe- cific in their coffee without their knowl- edge, and to-day believe they quit drink- ing of their own free wiil harmtul effects results from its administration. ‘Cures guaranteed. Send tor circular and tul particulars. A idress in confidence, Galden Specific Co., 185 Race Street, Cincinnati, O. 4S-ly > NO MORE EYE-GLASSES MITCHELL'S -EYE-SALVE A Certain, Safe, and Effective Remedy for SORE, WEAK, & INFLAMED EYES, Producing Long-Sightedness, & Restore ing tha Sight of the Old. Cures Tear Drops, Granulation» Stye Tumors, Red Eyes, Matted Eye Lashes, ABD PRODUCING QUICK RELIEY ASD PERMASEST CURR. Also, equally efficacious when other Ui Wever Sores: WANTED — CHICKENS EGGS. | I will pay the highest market price for chickens and egg delivered it my store at Virginia, Mo. T also have good feed stable unection with ny store. Netson M. Nestienope. Potter Bros. | BRICK LIVERY STABLE. Au ample supply of | Buggies, Carriages, Phaetons, Drummer Wagons, &c. in is one of the best equipped Sta- es in this section of the state. | Crass Ries Fursitum. py hour, day or night on the st reasonable terms. Farmers siring to put up their horses when in the city will find this barn the most convenient in town. POTTER BROS. EQUITABLE AN AND INVESTMENT ASSOCIATION The Equitable Loan & Investment As- iation issues a series of 1,000 shares h month—and offers to investors an portunity to save money and receive handsome interest on their invest- nt. ‘The investor of 1 0O per mo. for 100 mo’s rec ‘ ‘ . rs $2 09 CO 4° 6¢ sé 1,000 00 ‘ er eure 2 ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ . ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ —— ‘ ‘ 1 We also issue paid erest semi-annually. We have money loan on goed city property. Anyone siring a good profitable investment or ban will do well to call and see us. R. C. SNEED, Sec’y., Sedalia. Mo J. H. NORTON, Agent, Butler Mo. « wWEAR irown -Desnoyers SHOE CO.’S MPRADE MARK Ae x ate mn . up stock and pay .M. McKIBBEN, AND) | principally re | dancing on | in big thick cups, and the bread and FASHIONABLE PARTIES. Expeuse and Inconvenience of Large Bale. New York is distinguished every sea: | On the son for its monster masquerades an@ fancy balls. In spite of gas, music, flow- ersand gay costumes these gatherings, if we are to believe the reports of many who “‘assist” at them, are at once dreary and disgusting. The multitudes of mock kings, knights. duchesses, sea ches, pickwicks, e1 owns, columbines. sail- what | on level upon these occasions are nothing more than promenading and ing dummies, says the New York fhe world | but ve may be a stage, gentlemen she the men and wom not one in five hundred of the the slightest a cof per character whose r husk assumes. These monster balls are said tu be rkable for three impos- the impossibilitity of count of th | sibilities, impossibility « ments without the impossibility of obt the dressing-rooms access to | force of arms. Fifteen dollars cet and one hundred dollars for a costume may not be too mt < hours of | discomfert, b ing in the city railroad or clevated cars for the same} length of time you can get shoved, jammed and hustled about almost as thoroughly for much less money, and you needn't pay any thing extra for costume either. THE COBWEB PARTY. A New and Unique Game and How It Is Played. The following description of the “cobweb party" is given by a writer in the New York Star: A central point in a house is selected, say the chandclicr in the at parlor, and to thisa number of strings are at- tached, according to the number of guests who have been invited to take part inthe game. There may be twen- ty-five, or fifty, or even mo Then these strings arc twisted about the chairs, around table legs, through key- holes, down-stairs into the dining-room, out tothe kitchen, upstairs again into the bedroom, and, in fact. all over the house. These strings make the cobweb. At the end of each is a prize, which acts as a stimulant to the guests, to each of whom a string is assigned, to follow his or her thread to its termination through its many devious and provoking inter- twinings. In Chicago the cobweb party has become so popular that men are em- ployed to prepare houses when one is announced, and it sometimes takes three days to get a large house ready. When the guests get to following up the strings there is plenty of fun, as they mect in all parts of the house, cross and recross each other's pathay get their feet tangled up in the threads, and have a great many funny experi- onces. DANGEROUS GROUND. An Insecuro Foun ation Upon Which te Khuild a City. “San Salvador is all on a volcano,” said Senor Jose Fulano, of Pasolibre, to aChicago Tribune man at the Grand Pacific the other day. ‘It has been three times destroyed by earthquakes, but the people get used to it and do not seem to mind it. It cc at intervals, and, really, while it makes one excessive- ly nervous, there is little danger to life. IT have known the shocks to come as fre- quently as eighty times in an hour. ‘Tho effects are quite peculiar. In the city of Salvador is a brick column nine feet high and three feet square. That was shoved some one hundred feet with- out losing its perpendicularity or crack- ing the mortar. “The ground under the city of Sal- vador is full of caverns of unknown depth. A man was digging s well there. The last stroke he gave with his pick the bottom fell out, and he and his pick and all fell through nobody knows where; to China probably. There is a volcano not far from Salvador that some years ago discharged lava over a forest. The wood all burned, of course, but the lava being light and casily cooled hard- ened into long areades through which one may walk, and as you go you can see th imprint of the trunks and branches of the trees in the now cooled | lava.” Speed in Writing. A rapid penmancan write thirty words in a minute, says a writer inthe Chicago Evening Journal. Todo this he must draw his quill through the space ofa rod—sixteen and a-half feet. In forty minutes his pen travels a furlong, and in five ho and a-third a mile. We make, on an average, sixteen curves of the pen in writing cach word. Writing thirty words in a minute, we must make four hundred and eighty-cight to each minute; in an hour twenty-cight thou- sand cight hundred; in a day of only five hours, one hundred and forty-four thou- sand; and in a year of three hundred days, forty-three million two hundred thousand. The man who made one mil- lion strokes of a pen ia a month was not at all remarkable. Many men make four million. Here we have in the ag- gregate a mark, three hundred miles long, to be traced en paper by each writer ina year. In making h letter of the ordinary alphabet, we must make from three to seven strokes of the pen— on an average, three and one-half to four. The English County Council. The inner life of the London county council is, according to the London Star, of the most simple character. The council does not dine together; it teas. The tea-room is the most primitive of institutions. The tea is handed round butter and cake are of a thoroughly dem oer: The noise of the de- pe. bate comes through the door which opens on to the council. The bulk of the tea-room has the simple, unconver- tional air w marks the whole assem- bly, and makes such a refreshing con- trast to the pomposity and well-fed city s | | ~ | are mar TOBACCO IN FRANCE. The Most Villainous Weed the World. nt kinds of tobacco im use in ous countries of the world, Mr. Pritchett in his recent pa- to Ce Foand in per on from what point of vi j infor- are hich Mr. Pritchett does not think injurious to them in health. The inhabitants of z wild hemp or bhang. eptions, to which some others might have t ® toe bacco leaf is the thing There varicties ¢ count of them, man pl does not Dutch and ( a word on pipes. But what kind of stuff these people -) burn i pipes is not sv m hi iat he English traveler on the continent ll soon gain the informa- tion for himself. Go where he may, he will find it s possible to obtain what he with the name of tobacco. German jand Dutch forms better than the Ttalian and tho French, but we can s: no more than this for them. Franc © are clined to put as the lowest among civilized tobacco-consum- ing countrie The handof the Govern- | ment makes itself felt all through. The three kinds of foreign tubacco which are admitted into France are purchased on Government account, and they are about equally bad. The native-grown tobacco is wholly wanting in fragran and it has thedoubtful meritof being very strong, or, as we should term it, very rank. Care is further taken that no one with capital at command shall be suf- fered to open a tobacco shop. The whole scheme works out as we might expec There is small chance anywhere, and only between bad and wor: It would, perhaps, do something to reconcile the English working-man to his lot in life if he had the means of comparing his position with atof his fellow in France. The Englishman has not only higher wages and shorter hours of work, but he can also purchase at threepence an ounce a kind of tobacco by no ineans of the highest quality, but nevertheless far superior to any which either a French workman ora French millionaire can hope for in his own country. We do not know what value our working classes set on a common privilege which comes to them as a mat- ter of t course, but we believe there would be w rebellion to-morrow if it were taken away and they were com- should we not been abun- pelled to smoke caperal, no: dare to say that it had dantly provoked. POLLY AND THE HENS. Ae Educated Parrot Thit Got Herself Into Troubie. Our next door neighbor, writes a cor- respondent of Munson’s World, owns an amusing parrot which is always getting into mischief, but generally gets out again without much trouble to herself. When she has done any thing for which she knows she ought to be punished, she holds her head to one side and, ey- ing her mis in a sing-song tone: Polly irl’* until she then she flaps “Hurrah! ras been al- lowed to ¢ in the garden, where she promenades back and forth on the walks, sunning herself and warning off all intruders. One morning a hen strayed out of the chicken yard and was quietly picking up her breakfast, when Poll marched up to her and called out “Shoo!” in her shrill voice. The poor hen retreated to her own quarters, running as fast as she could, followed by Poll, who screamed “Shoo!” at every step. A few days later Poll ended her m gz walk into the chicken yard. Here, with her usual curiosity, she went peering into every corner, till she came to the old hen on her nest. The hen made a dive for Poll’s yellow head, but missed it. Poll, thinking discretion the better part of valor, turned to run, the hen, with wings wide spread, following close after. As Poll screamed in her | shrille: ! O Lord!” A member of amily, who had witnessed th« ce, thought it time to inter behalf, as the angry hea was gaining on “ner. He ran out and stooping down held out his hands. Poll lost no time in traveling up to his shoulder. Then from her high vantage cround she turned and, looking down on her fve, screamed: *‘[ello there! Shoo!” The frightened hen returned to her nest as rapidly as she had come. Horse Sense. The intelligence of the horse has just been demonstrated at Vesper. near Syacuse, N. ¥. Among a herd of Hambletonian horses in a ficld was a brood mare and a sucking colt. A few days ago the mother partly pulled one of her shoes off. “horse sense” she pasture and wen shop. The smith animal away, but to the blacksmith Bat reset the bent shoe. ally discovered and The mare then to the pasture, and was once more - went contentedly bac scaled the fence. mingled with <3 Took Him by Sarpr Not many years ago, ville (Mo.} Herald, a ma Hannibal fair show. When he a that he had no oppo: was he to beat some other {sent word to a man in Ralls jowned a hord trance fe would br {him. The I quested, and t the Shelby- went to the i girs of the metropelitan board. Ralls & EE with his herd. With a great deal of mped out of the started to drive the his herd of cattle to ed there he found ion, and so eager it down and entez it against ls County man did as re- | he reader can imagine the surprise of the other man when the unty farmer took the first pre- NO USE FOR WAITERS. | Restaurants Where Every Man Waits ea Himself and Makes Out His Own Bib Several lunch rooms it thie efty enm i 3 be se the patron All he has to do is e and thirst at buffers hes out. he New I-to-a- lunch serv- of the kind ; was r street, se } so well ods. As the names ¢ owners trust entirely to a man’s honesty to be re i for what has been eaten. the lower part of time during their luncheon, es- ave go intoa rest: up their hats and coats, sit down a served, is a boon tatable and wait to be the new plan into one of these sadash for one » delicacies When his eye i suits his fancy he helps hims« and at the same time orders a beverage from one of the whi ed stand about. It i . choc e or milk, and en seconds it is stand- ing befor the sideboard, not in adainty cup and saucer, but in a big, plain mug. Thus he stands on the coun strikes some lf t If to u the little for the time him, and munches away at his fuod with frequent sips from his mug. When he gets his first selection down his throat he walks to another sideboard and selects some other delicacy. Of course there are clerks and tash- iers in each of the restaurants, but none of them seem to pay attention to the wanderings of a customer. He is free to gu where he pleases and sclect every thing and any thing he likes. In a little place of this sort in Nassau Street the customer walks to the desk after he has finished eating, or more probably while chewing his last mouth- ful, and says to cashier: “Two ham custard and coffee.” “Twent ve cents,” says thecashier, and the Dill is paid. The regular customers, however, know the price of all the goods, and walking to the co rlay down a bill and say bel ngs sane hes, “Twenty o or “thi out,” as the case may be, or perhaps the exact chang In Broadway lunch-rooms the custom- er has to figure out his own bill To every dish is attached a card announce: ing the price and on the walls are hung placards giving the prices of all the dishes. When a luneh he ge stomer has finished his S up toa little rack, takes out a che om one of the rows, throws it on the rier’s desk with the amount of money it calls for and walks out. The correctness of the check is never ques- tioned. Thee mers word is taken every time. The men who have put up their cash to back thissystem claim that the percentage of customers who delib- erately cheat the house and get more to eat than they pay for is so small that itis hardly worth noticing. said the man- ager ot the Nassau street room, ‘is not new with America. It was first intro- duced in Scotiand many years ago. Do I lose much from beats? Well, less than you would suppose, Such mean- ness doesn’t happen more than two or three times a week, I am sure. [ think a man who really isa thief and wanted to cheat some man out of a din- ner would sooner go into a big restau- rant than cheat me. “Sometimes a man forgets something that he has eaten and only pays me part of what is due me. Ie rarely fails to remember this, and only the other day a man came in and, after pay- ing his check, told. ms he owed me ten cents which he had forgotten the day be- fore.” At the Broadway restaurant the man- ager told me he lost very little by cheat- ¢ kf though,” said he, “there are absent-minded men who forget what they have eaten. and sometimes a man will walk out with bis check in his pocket. Heruns across it after a time and will be sure to have it and the amount called for the next time he comes in. Once a very popular man in this city—an ex-Governor—came up to the counter with two checks. He said he had carried the first one for a week. He laughed and thought it a very good joke. “No, [don’t lose enough through dis- honesty to make any complaint. We could easiiy find out a regular thief, HOUSEHOLD BREVITIES —It is best nottolet the Tradescantta, or Wandering Jew, bloom, as it is value abiy ch-efly for it ng growth. ance of sul ina lon of water hrysanthe- to the fol- cet dew ¢ ae s best to apply nge. For the ns and adding salt, sugar or milk. —Good Housekeeping. phate of copper is recommended for keep ng pests and timber from de- eay. Telegraph poles in Norway are sad to be preserved by boring inch holes about two feet from the ground and filing w the s - of copper ngthe holes » crystals gradually dis the wood. turning.t erystals, afterwards Th with wood solve and pe a green sh 0 oF —To make a * tea-cosy.” shape a piece | of cotten-batting over your teapot and | Ine it with thin silk. Baste around the edge to bold it in the proper form. Cover the eutsde with plush, quilted sil embro dered velvet, of any ma- terial you may fancy and b nd the open | loweredge with ribbon An ordinary | sized may be made about | twelve inches high —N. Y. World. | —Pie Without Pastry.—This seems | rather a paradox, yet pumpkin, squash, | custard, or cocoanut pie can very well be made sans crust and sans dyspepsia- provoking qualities Butter the pie- dish well, and sprinkle thickly withdry Indian meal cling to the butter, and a trifle more Having the mixture of pumpkin, milk, eggs, sugar, and spices, or the custard, ready, as for ordinary pies, pour it in carefully, and bake as usual.—Demor- est’s Monthly. —Cakes a Ja Polonatse.—Take some good puff paste, roli it a quarter of an inch thick, and then cut it into pieces four or five inches square, gather upthe four corners of each, have some small round molds ready, d p them into warm water, and then piace cakes inside and tea-cosy leaving all on that will | & Both sections of the Insh party met in Dublin and voted £2,500 for the re! of of evicted tenant. the British govern uent is urgiug Dominion of- x sis Itis reported that fieers to unite in a proposition to ar- all matter: n dispute between Canada and the United States ona basis of a wide measure of rectproe- ity. ee KISSES, (A la Romeo and Juliet. } nt physician calls the kiss “an ¢ disseminator of disease.” He er is spread by it, so are lung diseases.’ upon the gnarled and sapless vagabon Kvidently kisses are not for such as he, and the old fox says the grapes are sour. Let him cevote himself to making our women health and blooming that kisses may be kisses. Thi an surely be done by the use of Dr. Pierce's vorite Prescription, which is simply mag- icul in curing diseases peculiar to females. ter taking it for a reasonable length of tsuie there will be no more irregularity, back- ache, bearing-down sensations, nervous pros- tration, general debility and kindred ailments. it is the ony medicine for women, sold by druggists, under a positive guarantee from the manufacturers, that it will give sat- isfaction in every case, or money refunded. A Book of 160 on “* Woman and Her Diseases, and thei elf-cure,” sent, post-paid, to any address, securely sealed in a plain en- velope, on receipt of ten centa, in stamps. put them into a qu cx oven; when they are nearly done, brush them over with the wh te of an egg beaten; sprinkle powdered sugar over and finish baking. When done whip the white of an egg and powdered sugar to a froth, flavor, and fill the cakes with it.—Boston Herald. —Rabbit Pie —Line the sides 6f a baking-dish with a good puff-paste, then lay in the bottom pieces of rabbit that have been boiled for about twenty minutes. Strew parsiey, salt and pep- per over them: then put a layer of sliced potatoes over the rabbit, then another layer of the meat and season- ing, and so on unt:! the dsh is full. Over the top layer strew bits of butter, and pour a pint of water or milk over all before putt ng on the top crust. Bake until the crust is a rch brown, and serve in the dish in which it was baked. —Demorest’s Monthly. —To Boil Corned Beef.—Wash, and put into cold water, if very salt; but such a piece as one finds in town and city shops, and which the butchers corn themselves, put into bolng water. Cook very slowly tor six hours. Tois time is for a pece weighing eight or ten pounds. When .t is to be served cold, let tstand for one or two hours in the water in which it was boiled. If the becf is to be pressed, get e.ther a prece of the brisket. flank or rattleran. Take out the bones, place ina flat dish or platter, puta tin sheet on top, and lay on it two or three br If you have a corned beef press, use that, of course. —Yankee Biade. s. HYGIENIC SKIN TREATMENT. How to Remedy Defects of the Complex- fon. When the complexion is noteworthy for its coarseness and disfigurements of various kinds, such cond:tions may often be remed ed through hygienic treatment. ‘Though « beautiful, clear comp'exion is not to be acquired by artificial means, a bad complexion may often be improved The success of seve eral expensive face lotions depends not so much upon the simple unguents of which they are composed as upon the observat.on of the careful hygienic di- rections given for washing and steam- ing the face before putting on the lo- tion at night and the equally careful directions for washing it off the skin the next morning. The treatment of the face and throat toa bath of water as hot as :t can be borne at night jbefore ret.ring—holding the face in the steam and gently rubbing the j3kin while it 1s still warm and wet |—tends to promote persp ration, stim- julate the pores and free them from hardened vr which so often forms j “blackheads After the face has been thorough'y treated in this way, always anyway. All we would have to do would be to watch the customers rather closely and it would be only a matter of afew days before we found the right man. Then we would simply exclude him from the place.” Worked for Their Money. In one of ihe modish clubs of this city, not long ago, says the New York Sun, amember told how he earned his first dollar, and thereupon a score or more of the other members gave in the same line. They all spoke witb the utmost frankness. and some inter- esting revelations were made. One member had earned his first dollar by sawing wood, another by the practice of the law, another by stringing tobac- co, another by the practice of medi- jefne. and others by raising pota- tees, by acting as treasurer of a fund, by working in a button factory, by read- ivg toa blind man, vy building fires in Sthool, by picking wintergreen, by serv- ice aboard ship, by serving as a mes- senger boy, by cruising in the China seas, by piling up cordwood, and s0 forth. All the members of the ciub who gave these experiences have got along very well in the world, but they were not in the least ashamed to give them. New Fad. Rural Auntic—My dear, your mother tells me you are going to get married. Miss De Fad—Yes, auntie; it’s all the i @tyle now.—N. ¥. Weeki their narratives | | remember to use no harsh fr.ction, only zentie rubbing with the hand, itisan excellent thing to rub it with some simple, pure vegetable oil, using only }snough to be absorbed by the skin and {not enough to be perceptible. The very ‘best o1 for this purpose is a perfect fresh, pure olive oil This amount of j2.1 is nourishing to the skin. In tne ;morning wash the face carefully in |warm water and afterward with cold |water to g.ve tone to the complex.on Addrecs, WorLD’s Dispensary MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, 663 Main Street, Buffalo, N.Y. NE Dr. PIERCE’ © PELLETS Perfectly Harm. or Pi Smallest, ie ‘Tiny, ve iti. o a Hog Cholera. Xo CURE NO PAY. We authorize all merchants to refund the money to any reliable son who has purchased and used W. Hall's Hog and Poultry Cholera Cure according to directions and is willing to say he has not been fully bevefited thereby. The W. Hatt Mepicat Co., 43-3m St Louis, Mo. PASSAIC COMBINATION SALE! Grand Combination Sale of Horses, TO TAEE PLACE AT PASSAIC | September: 15, 1891 | | | i |throw off | perspiration, impurities the most through natural and purifying the skin. In such a case jartifi —N. Y. Tribune Traveting Conveniences. The latest sleeping cars have runnin water in the lavator.es| The o!d fash- ioned fizzing and jerky band pump is doomed. The water for the toilet stands is now f ch compressed g.ves it a head is driven, and ethatofastream froma fire hos Tie bath tubs, the rbhers, the ladies’ maids, librar.es, the vestibuled he ing cars, and the baf- platforms, fets where there are no dining cars, now render first-class travel so complete in comforts that one marvels how any further mprov- ments can be 'ovised — N.Y. Sun Nothing is more injurious to the com- | _ plex on than the failure of the skin to | the | and | | effective manner of freeing the pores | ial perspiration must be induced. . ed into strong tanks into | j First Class Stock olicited. Concklin Warnock j &e WEST WARD, PASSAIC, 5 MILES NORTH OF BUTLER, MO. Props