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PERSONAL AND IMPER —There is a lady living in Clarke | County, Ga., who has never tasted or} taken a drink of water in her life. | —Mr. William End cott, of Boston, | who has just entered his ninety-second | year, is the sole survivor of the seventh generation of John Endicott’s descend- ants. ~ —George W. Nesmith, of Franklin, N. HL, one of Daniel Webster's most inti- | mate friends, is still living in his nine- tieth year, and remembers Webster | from 1824 till the time of his death. | —When Lewis A. Grant had ordered | aprivate in his reg . during the war, under ar: offense, the soldier remar mind me of | my Aunt Lidd and as ‘‘Aunt Liddy Grant” the ne sistant Secretary of War is said to be best known to Ver- mont veterans to this day. ~-Lord Chief Justice Coleridge, of England, will nci be photographed. He looks upon the photographer as his greatest enc [fhe public at large have only seen onc photo of him; that | is where he has his hat on, and it was | taken by stantancous process when his lordship was unconscious of the operation. —Hiram Smith, a well-known in- ventor, who died at his home in Nor- ; wich, Conn., recently, aged seventy-six, could boast a som at remarkable marital experience. During his life he had been married seven times, and four of his wives are still alive, though Mr. Smith was not at the time of his death living with any one of them. —The fall of the house, treasures and name of Stewart is now complete. His pet hotel is known as the Park Avenue, his famous house has gone to the Man- hattan Club and will cease to be known even by the legend of Stewart in a few years; all the statuary and paintings, from ‘‘The Greek Slave” to the famous Meissonier, have been scattered to the four winds of heaven and his property allover the city has been sold to the Jews. —The Louisiana lottery is said to pay Generals Beauregard and Early each ten thousand dollars a year for the use of their names as a guarantee that the drawings are honestly made. John A. Morris, of New York, the chief stock- holder, is estimated to draw from the company an income of six hundred thou- sand dollars a year. A notorious negro politician of Louisiana lives in affluence at a costly hotel in New York City upon an income said to be derived in large part from his interest in the lottery.— Argonaut. —Congressman Carter, of Montana, is known as “Brother Jonathan” in Wash- ington, while at home he. is called “Oleaginous Tom.” He is said to be the slickest citizen who ever came to Con- gress from anywhere. He is the only man in either house who has gotten every thing he wanted out of this Con- gress so far, and expects to get every thing more that he or his constituents may desire. He works, apparently, from twelve o'clock one night until twelve o'clock the next, and yet he is always freshand smiling. His manner is sweet and soothing, his voice is low, and all his words and gestures conciliatory. { SR Scars “A LITTLE NONSENSE.” —Mrs. Youngwife—“Did you ever try any of my biscuits, judge?” Judge— “No, I never did, but I dare say they de- serve it.”—Yonkers Statesman. —‘Doctor, Iam very ill. And yetI eat well; I drink well; I sleep well.” “Never fear, my dear madam; we will cure you of all that.”—Harper’s Bazar. -Sandham—‘“‘Jones is certainly a very enterprising man. He leaves no stone unturned to attract custom!” Danks—‘“‘Yes, but I think he makes a migtake in advertising spring chickens all the year round.”—American Grocer. —Busy cabman (closing the door)— “Where to, sir?” Apoplectic gentleman (gasping)—‘‘I—I—can’t catch my breath. I—I feel as if I were going to die.” Busy cabman—“‘Yes, sir; shall I drive to an undertaker’s or the morgue, sir?”— N. Y. Weekly. —Wife—‘‘John, if we go to the theater to-night will you have togo out between the acts to see a man?” Husband— “Tm very much afraid I shall.” Wife— “Well, here’s a dollar and a half extra. Get aticket for him, and let him sit with us.”—Life. _ —‘It’s all very well to talk about hearing both sides,” said Bronson, “but there are some things I don’t want to hear both sides of.” “What for in- stance?” inquired Tangle ‘Well, a bassdrum, One side of that is quite enough.”—Light. —Young wife (beamingly)—“‘I have a surprise for you, Clarence. I made these doughnuts myself.” Young husband (pausing with one half way to his mouth) —“You made them, Effie?” “I did; it’s my first attempt.” (Fervently)— “My darling, you have saved my life!” (Lays doughnut down).—Chicago Trib- une. —This is the prevalent style of joke fi in the Post-office Department—First t clerk—“‘How is this about Wanamaker Selling thirteen two-cent stamps for a cent and a quarter?” Second clerk—“I don't know. He can’t ofcourse.” First clerk—“But he does just the same. Isn't one cent and a quarter twenty-six cents? Ha, ha!”—Washington Star. —Father—“How is my boy coming on at school?” Teacher—“He is making considerable progress in all his studies, but his handwriting is as bad as ever. I don’t think he ever will learn to write a decent hand.” “That will not be any drawback to him. I'm going to make a doctor of him.” “Well, I think from his handwriting that he will make a very good doctor."—Texas Siftings. —Mrs. Hooligan—‘How’s the strike gettin’ on, Missus Grogan?” Mrs. Gro- gan—“Fojnely, Oi hear, Mrs. Hooligan. But do-yez know what the byes are strikin’ fer now?” Mrs. Hooligan—“It's eight hours wurruk they want so they kin have more toime to pass wid their Starvin’ families” Mrs. Grogan—**More toime wid their families, is it? Thin, de hivins, Oi hope they won't win the Strike, for if Grogan passes any more < og wid his family sorra wi i have in me he: Deas black as perpen Sheg ree: SONAL. | MRS HARRISON'S LETTERS. | Written By That “Jewel of Secrey,” Miss Alice B. Sanger. For some time after General Har rison’s election to the Presidency Mrs. Harrison tried the task of being her own secretary. As the mail increased to forty and sixty letters per day, she called in the President’s stenographer, Miss Alice B. Sanger, to write her let- ters, and she herself signed them. Ever since her return to the White House in October she has been obliged to dele- gate the whole duty to Miss Sanger, and only personal friends receive letters in the handwriting of the White House. When the morning mail comes to the executive mansion the letters are quick- ly separated by aclerk, who s all di- rected to Mrs. Harrison on Mi anger’s desk. She runs her eye over them quickly, throwing aside those that bear the unmistakable script of the crank. The others she carries to Mrs. Harrison’s room. The twosit down at the desk Miss Sanger selects those that bear the writing of any of Mrs. Harrison's inti- mate friends, opens them with her silver paper-knife, throws away the envelope and passes the letter to Mrs. Harrison. | If itis any thing she wishes to answer herself she places it to one side. Other- wise she returns the letter to Miss San- ger, who takes stenographic notes of the desired reply always on the letter, so that there can be no mixing of an- swers. Then the grand bulk of letters—the begging variety—are taken up. The secretary reads them at a glance, and tells the gist to Mrs. Harrison. For in- stance, a woman in Wisconsin, or Ala- bama, or Texas writes for a dollar to buy a rheumatism plaster, and in lead- ing up to the request inadvertently relates her whole history and the laborious process by which she con- tracted the disease. Miss Sanger says: “Mrs. —— of —— wants $1 to buy acure for her rheumatism.” According to the reply she puts ‘“‘yes” or “no” at the head of the letter, and in a few days Mrs. —— of —— is delighted with a letter on White House paper bearing the words: “Mrs. Harrison begs to state that she is very sorry for your affliction, but there are so many calls on her charity, ete.” Miss Sanger's signature is probably known to-day better than any other woman’s in the United States. Usually three quarters of an hour is taken up in going through the mail Miss Sanger then gathers up all the letters, goes back to the house and takes the odd half hours between the President's or Secretary Halford’s calls upon her to write the answers. It is said that Miss Sanger knows more about the President's affairs than any one except Private Secretary Hal- ford, and fora matter of ten days be- fore the opening of Congress she was the only one, besides Mr. Halford, who knew the President's message. She is a jewel of secrecy, this young woman, and both the President Mrs. Harrison trust her with every oconfi- dence. She is a down East girl, and was born in Connecticut twenty-four years ago. Her parents moved to In Gianapolis when she was a child, and it was there she had her schooling. At fifteen she graduated from the high school and expected to go to college the following year. Her father, who was traffic manager of an Indiana railroad, met with reverses, lost his health, and the young daughter was forced to study typewriting and stenography. She wrote in various offices, and was taking court reports one day when Mr. Miller, of the law firm of Harrison, Miller & Elam, rushed in and asked for a stenographer. She went to his office and was there two years, when General Harrison was nominated to the Presidency. She knew him but slightly, as the other steno- graphers in the office did his work; but the day after the nomination Mr. Miller sent her to the Harrison homestead and she remained there until January, when the President gave her two months’ leave. She traveled abroad during that time; and, in addition to being one of the best stenographers at the capital, she is also a cultivated and noble look- ing girl.— Washington Cor. Philadelphia Press. RIDING EXTRAORDINARY. Remarkable Feat Performed By an English Horseman. Wagers amounting to many thousand pounds were laid upon a ride undertaken by Mr. Cowper, Thornhill, keeper of the Bell Inn, in Huntingdonshire, England, April 29, 1745.. It was considered the greatest feat of horsemanship performed up to that time. A contemporary publi- cation gives this account of it: ‘He set out from his home, at Stilton, at four o'clock in the morning, came to the Queen's Arms against Shoreditch, Lon don, in three hours and fifty-two min- utes; returned to Stilton again in four hours and twelve minutes, and then came back to London again in four hours and thirteen minutes, for a wager of 500 guineas. He was allowed fifteen hours to perform it in, which is 213 miles, and he did it in twelve hours and seventeen minutes. It is reckoned the greatest performance of the kind ever yet known. The roads for many miles were lined with people to see him pass and re-pass.” Another remarkable ride was that of Robert Carey, from London to Edin- burgh, to inform King -James of the death of Queen Elizabeth. He set out Thursday forenoon, and by night had reached Doncaster, 155 miles away. Next day he arrived at Witherington, where he attended to various matters of business. He would have arrived in Edinburgh by noon of Saturday had he not been thrown and kicked by his horse. As it was, he reached the Scotch capital in the evening, having accom- plished a ride of fully 400 miles in the daylight of three days.—Chicago News. —“Pray, my lord,” queried a gentle- man to a judge, “what is the difference between common law and equity?” “Very little in the end,” responded his lordship “At common law you are more quickly disposed of. The former | is a bullet which is instantaneously and | charmingly effective; the latter an ang- an | ler’s hook which plays with the victim pines it kills him. Common law is i prussic acid; equity is laudanum.” COAL! COAL! COALT west of Shobe, will say that I now havea large «quantity of coal mined and for sale. Shobe, Bates county, Mo. ANY HEADACHE “While You Wait,” BUT CURES NOTHING ELSE. 4 I-2 cents per bushel at the bank. Having leased land on Squirre Beck's farm about one half mile north This Coal will be sold at the bank at 44 cents per bushel. W. R. JENKINS, Trustee's Sale, | Whereas. Annie Dinan and John; Dinan, by their certain deed of trust, | dated the 2d, day of January 1839, and | recorded in the ofhce of the recorder of | deeds within and for Bates county, Mis- souri, in trust deed book No. 84, at page 515, did convey to W. W. Cook, trustee, the following described real estate in Bates county, Missouri, viz: Beginning at the southwest corner of the nartheast quarter of the southwest quarter of sec- tion No. thirteen (13,) township No. thirty-eight (38,) of range No. twenty- nine (29,) and running thence north twenty.seven (27) rods, thence east eleven and one halt (112g) rods, thence south twenty-sevn (27,) rods, thence west to place ot beginning. Also the north half of the south halt of the northeast quarter of the southwest quarter, § on No. thirteen [13,] town- ship thirtv-eight [3S,] of range twenty- nine [29,1 also beginning at the south- east corner of the northeast quarter of section thirteen [13,] township thirty- eight [38,} range twenty-nine [29,) in Rates county, and running thence north tour [4j ins and thirty-eight 38] links, t west seventeen [17] chains anatwelve and one half [12',) links, thence south tour [4] chains and thirtye eight [38] links, thence east to place of beginning, containing in ali about eighteen acres, in trust to secure the payment ot a certain note in said deed described, and did in said deed provide “| that in case default be made in the pay- ment ot said note the trustee aforesaid General Merchandise | | Staple: TO MY FRIENDS. As I earry a full and complete line of CONSISTING OF DRY GOODS, GROCERIES, QUEENS- WARE, GLASSWARE &C. And as I sell as cheap as any store west of the Mississippi river, I extend a cordial invitation to the citizens of Spruce township and surround- ing country to call and see me. I will sell goods as cheap as they can be bought in the county, and guarantee satisfaction. J. H. MELTON, Spruce, Mo A. O. Welton Fancy Groceries, Feed and Provisions of all Kinds. QUEENSWARE AND GLASSWARE- CICARS AND TOBACCO, Always pay the highest market price for Countrv Produces East Side Square. Butler, Mo- DEAF aes nly, 958 Bradway, Bow York, Write for book of Catarrh, Hay Fever, Diphtheria, Whooping gists throughout HIMROD MANUF’G CO, Grosvenor’s Bell-cap-sic [MROD'S _ CURE f" ASTHMA deantifies the heir. ant growth. a pee see Cures scalp PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM ough, Croup and Common Coli. aor Ee Ti teect tho worn: oud for Free air Drug- SOLE PRO! /PRIETORS, Weak 191 FULTON ST., NEW YORK. | RPE RES RNS. The oreo eee i IS TRAINING, J a September 10th, 1890. Send for catalogue immediately. Bi Gray ite Yout 1 Color. diseases & hair failing: “kou-CONSUMPTIVE Use l'arker’s Ginger Tonic. It cures the worst Cough, Veak Lungs, Debility, Indigestion, Pain, Take in time. 50 cts. CORNS,, The only mre curefor Come. NUMBER OF BOYS. for any College. MILITARY Located at KIRKWOOD, MO, Tht Ninth Year opens E. A. HAIGHT, A.M., Principal, should proceed to sell said real estate at public sale, and in case of the retusal af said t ee toact under said deed it is provided therein that the then acting sheriff of Bates county, Missouri, shall sell said property as provided in said deed of trust, and, whereas, said W. W. Cook, has retused to act as trustee under said deed, and detault having been made inthe payment ot the note aforesaid, which is now past due, and the holder thereot having requested me, as_the act- ing sheritt gt Bates county, Missouri, to execute said trust. Now, theretore, notice is hereby giyen that I, the sheriff ot Bates county, Mis- souri, at the request aforesaid and in pursuance of the powers vested ir. me by virtue of the said premises, will, on Friday, the 3d day of October, 1890. between the hours of rine o’clock a. m. and five o’clock p. m. of that day, at the east tront door ot the court house in the city ot Butler, Missouri, proceed to sell said real estate above described at public auction to the highest bidder, for cash, tor the purpose of satitying the indebt- edness secured by said deed of trust, and the expenses of executing the same. Sept. 6th, 1890. aan C. S, EWIN. Sherif ot Bates Co. Mo. Order of Publication. STATE OF MISSOURI, ¢ ,, County of Bates. § ¥ In the Circuit court of Bates county, Missouri, in vacation, July 19, 1890 The state of Mis- souri at the relation aud tothe use of Oscar ler, collector of the revenue of Bates county in the state of Missouri, plaintiff, vs. Benj. F. Funk, Willis C. Bradley and W. L. French, defendants. Civil action for delinquent taxes. Now at this day comes the plaintiff herein By her attorney, before the un ol the circuit court of Bates county in the state of Missouri, in vacation and files her ition and afiidavit, earns among other thi that the above named defendants, Willis C. \- ley and W. L. French, are non-residents of the state of Missouri. Whereupon { the said clerk in vacation, tha: be notified by publication that plaintiff has commenced s suit inet them in this court by petition and affidavit the object and general nature of which is toenforce the lien of the state of Missouri for the delinquent taxes of the year 1888, amounting in the aggregate to the sum of $11.64, together with interest, coste, commission and fees, upon the following de- scribed tracts of land situated in Bates county Missouri, to-wit: The southwest quarter of the southeast quarter of section 17 township 39 range 33 and the northeast quarter of the north east quarter of section 20 township 39 rangs 33, and that unless said defendants be and appear at the next term of this court, to be begun and holden inthe city of Butler, Bates county, Missouri, onthe first Mondsy in November, 1890, and on or before whe sixth day thereof, (if the term shall so long continue, and if not then before the end of the term,) and plead to said petition according to law. the same will be taken as confessed and ent rendered ac- cording to the prayer of s: tition, and the above described real estate sold to satisfy the same And it is further ordered by the clerk aforesaid that acopy hereof be published in the Butler Weeeky Tings, a weekly newspa- per printed and published in Butler, Bates county, Missouri, for four w successively, the last insertion to be at least four weeks be- fore the first day of the next term ofsaid court. A true copy, from the record. ‘itness my hand as clerk aforesaid [sEaL] with theseal of said court hereunto affixed. Done at office in Butler on this the 19th day of July, 1390. JOHN C. HAYES, Circuit Clerk. J.A. SILVERS, Att’y for pl’. 42-40 Order of Publication. STATE OF MISSOURI, },, County of Bates. In the circuit court of Bates county, Missouri, in vacation, August 12th, 1890. The state of Missouri at the relation and to the use of Oscar Reeder, collector of the revenue . of Bates county in the state of Missouri, plaintiff, vs John L. Saulsman, F. M. Allen and Walton & Tucker Investment Company defendants. Civil action for delinquent takes. Now at this ee the plaintiff herein by her attorneys before the undersigned clerk of the circuit court of Bates county in the state of Missouri, in vacation and files her petition and affidavit, stating among other things that the above named defendant F. M. Allen, is a non- resident of the state of Missouri. Whereupon it is ordered by the eaid clerk in vacation that said defendant be notified by publication that iaintiff has commenced a suit against him n this court by petition and affidavit the ob- ject and general nature of which isto enforce the lien of the state of Missouri for the delin- quent taxes of the year 1888, amounting in the aggregate to the sum of $11 28, together with interests, costs, commission and fees. upon the following described tracts of land situated in Bates county, + to-wit: The west halfof the southwest quarter of section 23 township 38. range 31, and that unless the said defendant be and appear at the next term of this court, tobe begun and holden in the city of Butler, Bates county, Missouri. on the first Monday in November, 1890, and on or before the sixth day thereof (if the term shall so long THAT CAN BE RELIED ON ‘BE UP to THE MARK Not to sput! NEEDS NO LAUNDERING. CAN BE WIPED CLEAN IN A MOMENT. INOt to Discolor! THE ONLY LINEN-LINED WATERPROOF BEARS THIS MARK, COLLAR IN THE MARKET. continue, and if rot then before the end term,) and plead to said petition scootigete law, the same will be taken as confessed and sedges rendered according the prayer of said petition, and the above desc: real estate sold to satisfytne same. And is is far- ther ordered by the clerk aforesaid that a copy hereof be published in the Butler Weekly Ties, a weekly newspaper printed pub- lished in Batler, Bates county, Missouri, for four weeks eaccossi rely, the last insertion to be at least four weeks before the first day of the next term of said court, A true copy from the record. Witness my hand as clerk aforesaid with the a } — of a soy hereunto affixed. one at office atler cn, thi: 12th day of Angaat, oe ee N C. HAYES, Ci: b | J. A. SILVERS, att’y for pl’. eis soe Administrator's Notice. Notice is hereby given that letters of a - istration on the estate of Thomas S. iickert deceased, were granted to the undersigned. {on the 2nd day of September. i390, by the pro- | a of ae county, Missouri. | persons having claims against s. are required to exhibit them for po apiliers: the administrator within one year after the Gate of letters, or they mayLe precluded from any benefit of said estate: and Ir such claims | be notexhibited within two years from the date of this publication, they shall be forever i barred. This 2nd ay of Sept. 1890. W. S. MUDD, Admistrator. MITCHELL’S EVE-SALVE A Cortain, Safe, and Effective ee SORE, WEAK, & INFLAMED EYER, Producing Long-Sightedness, & Resten. ing the Sight of the Old. 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This association issues a series! each month, on payment of membership fee ot One Dollar per share. We pay cash Jividends semi-annual! on Paid Up Stock. We loan money anywhere in Missouri. Parties desiring to make investments for interest or to procure loans will do well tosee J. H. NORTON, Agent, §Butler Or Address R. C. SNEED, Sec’y.,% : Sedalia. Mo Time Table.) L. & S DIVISION. TRAINS RUNNING NORTH. © S No. 304, passenger 4:47 a. “¢ 312, local 8:30 “« 302,passenger 3:15 p- m- TRAINS RUNNING SOUTH.* No. 301, passenger 12230 P- Be “311, local 5:00 “* 303, passenger so. St. L. & E.{DIVISION. No. 343 mixed, leaves 6245 a. Ms “ 344 ‘* arrives 3:25 p. Me E. K. CARNES, Agent. — ‘John Atkison’s Pension Agency, i Over Dr Evyeringham’s storerooms =| West Side Butler, oth opens ture, Painting. Elocution, Business Course, etc. RE BL ithtul. Buiidi larnished : steam 7. Bos. Mgr. fi For OW dine! iNGTON, MO IDE,