The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, August 27, 1890, Page 3

A SPRY OLD LADY. LITERARY SHIBBOLETHS. EVOLUTION OF THE JOKE. ae EE They Vary Greatly with Each Succeeding A Great, Grotesque, Unique and Parely if ghevs 113 Years Old and and Visits | Generation. i sues gaara 7 the Neighbors Yet These passwords of culture, although Let me illustrate for your benefit i Neizhbor pote their functions remain always the same, ane eyohusion Oe chestnut, beeg te ——— Mats greatly with each succeeding gen- apenas alt et ae pi: er Gos j Pa eration; and, as they make room in turn on. Erastus Gurley, lighting & Martinsville, Ind, Aug. 21.— Pee one another, Ging give to the true post-prandial cigar at the Merchants’. Miss Mary Stafford (colored) of Plain- ane modest lovers of an author a chance paar eee re oe — = | 9 : : : aa Rete z A tS sman imm tely scrambled for geld, who claims to be 113 years of | now pele es Wordsworth is | Chairs in his vicinity. | MITCHELL’S | : as é , forexample, the cherished friend cori oee ee . =a : —— APPLY TO THE—— age, is now living with a grand-| ofa tranquil and happy band, who read | wy hod ley Ree ae eee question Y daughter named Bayard, near that as placidly in green meadows or by _Whosekes 2 eae ea os bs Sas 5 \ e: their own firesides, and fort to troub- ewspapers?’” continued the polit: A Certain, Safe, ‘town. For 20 years she has been a| le themselves Bhcat ets parade co-philosophe “Well, [can assure you SORE, W and Estective Remedy for widow and she was the oldest of | ness of the disaffected. But there was pha none originally comic—idea z EAK, & INFLAMED EYES, d E (Us om afl four children three of whom are atime when battles royal were fought eee to oy a good deal of ground Producing Long-Si pteaeeee See 8 cea Mees Siaiford eave “ahi i over his fame, owing principally, if | 5, He =o is hashed and penastod ing the Sight of the Old. Se IN : dead. : ig oye She MSs | aot altogether, to the insulting preten- u pote cence bono all over Cares Tone rope, Granstations Siva : ieee sae! porn in Oldham county, Virginia, | stons of his followers. It was then con- che icoma ey The same in eee — Red Eyes, Matted Eye Lashes, : * 3 sidered a correct and ; i to ozen disguises, and it plays many PRODUCING QUICK RELIEF AND PERMAYEST CURE. y yr . born gabe liyed until she moved to tdered a correct and seemly thing {| parts on tho journalistic stage. Take | SARGiaal ng Cleary were para Geo. Canterbury and T. W. Silvers. " this state after she had been freed] reflected a shadowy grandeur upon all | 52 example: ‘The Yonkers statesman | Samer Gait tenn, Bare mEEYS . . 2 ver , . a from slavery by her master. She is who aaa tick vecey machin the aye ae ded if f ive oa Lue - . " We have a reliable abstract to all Land and : aaa spirit of t! c i ne man who is willing to take by all Drugsists at 25 i ‘own Lots in x icit vi * . ? a large woman,weighing 200 pounds said to os pu. capaho Rau lene things as they come finds usually that — Bates county, and solicit your patronage in that line. y and is bald headed, with the excep-| the harbor of Sydney does ae ee they never come.” = = “This i a rreiv: . “ 2 9 ‘ = . . ean of alittle hair which borders credit?” To which the historian’s a ae se yeseels ease a Cleveland, O., Aug. 20.—The will ‘ e@ characteristic TER pea c yhich attracts attention. Bones, - s fi : the forehead and lies back of her| anat’ epinin reply _ i geld hired humorist of the Wigville Wail, a J. H. Wade was probated to day. Ice HH armers afl 0 0 es aunt ears. Her hearing is good and aside} the prolonged and pointless discus- panied presto, the succeeding issue The Huron street hospital, Cleve , . : : ioe of Wordswotthia ad b aot ue Vail contains the following: aud, Protestaut’s orphan asyl: r f, froma slight touch of rheumatism, | ® r rth’s admirable mora Nibsey—C! ; Sone rphan asylum wren ualities, * Nibsey—Cheerup, ole chappie: take | | n AS WAT | she is in good health and able to do avalities. ee en = things as they come. } ale ihe Children s Industzial Home INTE BUILDING. z a good amount of work. She quite | always adelicately-implied claim on the Nobsey—Yes, but things don’t}each get $5000. Mrs S. T. Everett, | =< = a 7 frequent! 1 jeht part of his Baek ince that they pos: come: grand daughter of Mr. Wade, will aes | req ly ser neighbors. % a “Masquerading this ti a alt votes = aie . Save Ti oa eer 5 anid finer perceptions than their eo this time you see 48 8}. Ccive $100,000 and her husband DEAF:.: SE ee ‘Com ave That Sweet Girl! neighbors, that vere in s in- es Z om . : fortable. ‘whore all Remedies fall. . MISCO! ‘t let that 1 igs _ iv] fad comprevensibis cat Passa store Dea “Tambo, hired bumorist of the Yell- 350,600. Other legacies are left ee rranen Boe ork aan heh at evan FREE: = Jet that beautiful gir : ingville Yoly ‘ sonra : z ; Duce teasd eer Don't tet that beautiul gir! tac’) which revealed nothing to less mails | ete Yelp, sees the last version: has} to relatives, aud the remainder of and droop into invalidism or sink| and @iscriminatin is. Th ie not seen the original, and he tries his at Be ‘I le into an early grave for want of time-| of hearpfelt nageiosity Ee aaGeeebls prentice hand on transposition of the the estate valued at $5,000,000, will ly care at the most critical stage of | among the very ardent eainiresston Rob: ong Yelp soon after contains the | gu to J. H. Wade, jr, a grand-son . : ~ yori % i 2 2 ecease: Manse ai her life. Dr Pierce 5 Fav orite Pre. ere Browning, who seem to be perpetu- « ‘Some men decide it is best to take of the deceased millionaire, anda CURE , scription will aid in regulating her | ally offering thanks to Heaven that they Seer brother of Mrs. Ever ee iG things as they come, and die just before vuther of Mrs. Everett. health and establishing it on a firm | 8f@ not as other men, and who evince @| the thing comes.’ ee for " basis and may save her years of sonte ae “Slight variations, you seo; almost | Seuator Edmunds sounds an alarm AS g UMA chronic : suffering an 1 consequent | white Ibsen's fervent devotees dwell 24 imperceptible. ; : : to which his fellow senators would Mav; Tinh?heri : 9 unhappiness. the mountain-tops apart. How ae “Paintpot, comic artist of Snicker’s | do well to listen. It may not be Ray fever, Diphtierl, oping = Weekly, s v ” : = ft, Cons! and Can r A more pleasaut physic pecele: I wonder, who believe that they | down pir Se editor tg cos good republicanism, he says to hint Je . = — Drag: You never wiil find Bare lovee ee ee ane appears soon, showing a big sign blown | at the possibtlity of a deficit, but | gist throughout tho wrt.» "ior Free Same | That Pierce's small “Pellets,” | harassed by what ate Se re Sin frome its cor nes ore about to strike 2 | that is a fact nevertheless, taking HIMROD MANUF'G CO, " Soatice ki - So x man in the back of the head, the man ? pays a 8 ons, 5 spans see cr Ber aries a peo eet a mist of | meanwhile explaining to a friend: | the appropriations already made and i ST., NEW YORK sing chatter an tol ise! woop = ‘ & Ce Careless Girls Nead This. tow anes See Thisie rae eae _ i'm sane es man — ever saw |those which are being urged for va- — H 5 ; zs 7. 5 2 in your life; always take things as |,.; 4 3 . On een nears . Jd fain enjoy their Shakespeare : os rious purposes. A point has been The girls who go around the phe Joy peare | they come. I uietly, aro pursued even to their “Y, ae i reached “+ words, where ee house ina soiled skit aud slouch Aeseatil es Sea ae ¥ Young Pegasus, humorist of the reached. in other words, where econ ist, slip shod a.d hair tumbled, | perfidious iia corre aaa en | ROG ete poetical cast. oy is an imperative duty, and the waist, Silp SHOU a .¢ atc sbumbleds, | eeadtot et Lae m ene He sees the comic picture, and his muse | ge expect levislati “to bead : o 5 : 3) sso. 'T iss - uste aecordingly.—Globe-Demo- MES. prone: peice a . e J ‘ear opens a a man’s heart for any length of| with supreme but transient enthusiasm, cone phe gee hui He rie : ee pte Send Lee Cates A we mes i + y at 33. . y =e 72 Who takes thing: y nderty : pillow: figured woman and a bless-| experienced many strive falteringly to Will fd when Rien useerae See i ° . ing to the one who loses plumb| believe that they were acquainted with ‘That things avoid his home. ‘The highest structure in the world is EQUITABLE 4 without areed. Cottons and wash | the Rubaiyat before the date of Mr. A man must up and rustle; Eiffel Tower, at Paris, 1,000 feet high P . Veddor’s illustrations, and that the Must m pings spin and hum: But tne great discovery of Dr, Franklin 1.0 AN AND INVESTMENT fabrics may be bought fora few | diary of a half-Germanized Frenchman, And then in life’s flerce issuc Miles is ceitain to tower tar above itin] }SA1N Si a a0 dM q ni dats 1 ate Ses FERRIS RE : z He'll catch things as they come. promting human happinsss and health. H cents a yard, half a dollar will pay sumer on 2 speculative and singu- Caio Stic ome aneatnut nin woederful nerve medicine builds |: ASSOCIATION for a dress pattern aud the woman arly cheerless philosophy, represents a ornout systems, cures fits, P the intellectual food for which their full-grown and ready for ten years’ up wornout systems, Cures fits, spas. : who cannot fashion a pilgrim skirt} souls aro craving.—Agnes Repplier, in | Service in the pross. It's a great, a eer er ET palo cizsiness & see MO. ; hs a . ” os . x - 2 sO00,000- and sailor blouse in a couple of] Atlantic. < Cen Se ey snap, and | troupes, etc. Mrs. John R. Miller, ct] This association ieues x ceries” eactt a : ——_—_—_—_———. one which, so far, has evaded the notice | Valparaiso, Ind., and Jchn nay days ought to attend an industrial Valp: ’ . J D. Taylor, | month, on payment of bersh | y 8 : SPOTS ON THE SUN. of Max O’Re!l.—St. Paul Pioneer Press. | ot Logansport, Ind., gained 20 pounds a| of¢ One Dallar Rerahirec i jeralips tee school for a week. : = Sn month while taking it. Finely il ustuat- : eas : But There Were No Flies on the Old ads = Rely 2) See We pay cash dividends semi-annuall Two or three dimes invested in Gentleman, You Bet. THE ORIGIN OF COAL. SO a ha honoree pind |on Paid Up Stock. | nae acre ‘ x . eas It began to rain again soon after din- = rasta Sater ie zie ve Nervine] We loan money anywhere in Missouri. : ribbons and colored cambrie will ner, a a disgusted citizen of Detroit, Anes on ee Seis Bed of the | free at H L Tucker’s drug store. Parties desiring to make investments tor stands Clothing: Fe brighten the collar, cuffs and belt, | wno came down on a Woodward avenue | Coal may be regarded as esse ntisty| ‘The Count of Paris will visit interest or to procure loans will do well | Tailoring to represent usin Butlerand 3} 4 and wife sister or niece who cannot | tram-car beside an old man remarked: | composed cf more or less crushed and Dee ae eS ed | eee JH. ome Agents \ vicinity, as Sales Ag 4 look fresh, sweet and pretty in it de-| _“T presume this is owing to the spots | compressed remains of the leaves, America this fall. He is very favor-| 9, qgaress utler Mos | splendid Fall and Winter assortment Bow s) I y on the sun.” branches, stems and seeds of different bly k in thi try th gh: SEE $ ready. WANAMAKER & BROWN, ae ae res y known in this country through- R. C. SNRED, Sec’y., | delphia, Pa. The Largest Clothing” Merchant serves the neglect she will get. Men love white gowns, blue ribbons and fluttering lace. With muslin a dime a yard and pink, blue, cream and crimson ribbon a dollar a bolt why hand to his ear. “On the sun!” looked t of can’t the fancy be humored? Brace oan ia = ents pee up, Miss Slattern! Take a reef in at | and said: “Can’t see the sun ’t the spots come there?” “I don’t know.” “Hey?” “I don't know.” “Have you seen “em?” “No.” “Oh, you haven't? the belt line, keep your hair dressed your shoes laced, your skirts pulled back and jet the rose be your model of sweetness and simplicity.—New York World. Recommends SSS Asa Spry I take pleasure in| recomy nending Spift's Spee S.S.) asa blood purifier, and gé Ii has no equal for toning up the system, purifying the blood, and bracing up the flagging energics in the spring. Three bottles of this medicine made a new man of me. John L. Huff, Girard, Tl. Scrofala Cured. Mr. S. I. Brooks, of Monticelle, Ga, writes: “When the best physi- cians failed to cure a case of Scrofu- la of two years’ standing, a few bot- tles of Swift’s Specific (S. S. S.) did the work. Therefore I do not hesi tate to pronounce S. S. S. the best blood purifier in the land. I cheer fully recommend it to all who are suffering from impure blood. Treatise on Blood and Skin Dis- eases mailed free. SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., Atlana, Ga. Tweltth Missourt Repabltcans. Carthage, Mo., Aug., 20.—The re publican‘conveation of the 15th con greseioal district met this morning. C. P. Wilgon was elected chairman. The following were placed in nomi- nation: W. B. Lewis of Cedar, O. H. Barker of Dade,Charles H. Snyder of Henry. T. B. Haughawout of Jas: per and W. H. Robinson of Vernon. The fifth ballot resulted as follows: Lewis 37, Haughawout 32. x Tonic. the sun? 1 tonie ra “You come talk about spots on the you, sir? Dig you want pick my pocket?” “They say the rainy the other. “You want to work catch you Ww ri" stepped the rain, with the look make theexchange. He station, you miserable Gold is such a favori sementerie edging the skirt. gowns, ‘Dound at the foot with white China silk, with skirt. Bucklen’s Arnica Saive, The Best Salve inthe world for Cuts Bruises,Sores, Ulcers, SaltRheum Fever} Sores, Tetter,Chapped Hands, Chiblains | Corns, and all Skin Eruptions, and posi- | tively cures Piles, or no pay required. It | is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction | or money refunded. Price 25 cts per box | For sale by all druggists. | i with puffed sleeves. wreaths of blue forge silk.—Harver's Bazar. “Hey?” called the other, as he put his “Spots on the sun!” yelled the other. “Hey? Spots? Where are the spots?” The old man rose up, crossed the car, the window, squared What was your object in telling me there were spots on Iam notso old that I permit any one to make a @p0l of me.” The other now looked out of a window and assumed a caroless air, but the old man was after him with: into a car minding my own business and begin to from the spots on the sun,” explained “Who says so? Name the man! I'm around all the time, and I haven't heard of any spots on the sun!"@ The citizen got up to change his seat; but the old man pulling him down, said: game on me and | know it. If F ever ithin a rod of me again The citizen made a break and got out; and, though he had no umbrella, he off the tram-car in the midst of of a man glad to the curb when the old man came to the platform and called out: “Took me for a greenhorn, did yout I wish I'd walked you right tu the police on the sun, indeed!”—N. Y. Ledger. {RE MSE Aes Dresacs for Nridemaids. season that it is used on gowns for bride- maids, in open-patterned pointed waist of the bodice, banding the puffed sleeves. and bordering the full ‘This trimming is on silk muslin and on others of net, with dotted stripes, made over satin skirts that are pretty dress for a child bridemaid is of tern, braiding in gold around the low- necked bodice and above the hem of the ‘A wide sash is made of the silk, and the waist is worn overa lace guimpe A group of bride- maids ata recent wedding wore small hair, and carried large bouquets of the same flowers. The ushers at the same | wedding wore enameled pins of forget- me-nots in large scarfs of white repped kinds of firs, calamites, ancient club- mosses of the type of Lepidodendron and Sigillare and ferns. The great ma- jority of these plants are “flowerless,” ‘and they indicate a dense land vegeta- tion, growing in low. marshy situations, and in a comparatively warm climate. Putting the indications afforded by the plants of the coal together with thoso then returned all. How did | afforded by the nature of the “‘under- clay” and the “roof” of each coal seam, we can form a good idea of the manner in which an_ indi- vidual bed of coal was produced. Each coal-bed, in fact, represents an old land-surface, probably a vast and nearly Jevel marshy plai apparently placed little above high-water mark, such as we may see at the present day covering hundreds of square miles at the mouths of great rivers like the Mis- sissippi and Ganges. The ‘“underclay,’ immediately beneath the coal-bed, with its innumerable roots, is the veritable old soil in which grew the tangled jun- gies of ferns, Calamites, Lepidodendra and when I am sun. Who are to get me up to plains from the margin of weather comes | the far-distant uplands. brane! some sort of a mold could have accumulatéd toa thick. had just reached neath the sea, and the once verdan' salt water of the ocean. where they Sigillaria, which clothed these ancient the ocean to The actual “coal” itself represents the slow and gradual accumulation, through enor- mously long periods, of the leaves, s, trunks, and seeds of this lux- uriant vegetation, now hardened and compressed into a mere fraction of its original bulk by the pressure of the rocks above it. Countless generations of plants must have liyed and died before the dark and rich vegetable ness sutficient to account for the pro- last we must suppose that the old land- surface commenced slowly to sink be- plains were gradually covered by the Many of the monarchs of the forest must have fallen stood, but others Withstood Mo soe | Tailoring House in America, om out the history of the civil war. He has written of that event with abili- ty and discretion. APTIST FEMALE, pOUMED TO DEATH. The name of President Tyler is Lexington, Mo. COLLEGE enr opens Sept. ath. 15 in Faculty, now tenporarialy revived Miss athematics. Science, BM Tess Course, etc. Location Titers. | Under prevailing conditions Mollie L. Seawall, a racently success- asic, | hogs are doomed to death b, dis merely because the owners fail ful novelist, who took the $500 Ryser tbe (or cat . President, ¥ Be take measures to preserve prize offered by a Bostou periodical is his niece. health. DRS. STARKEY & PALEN’S| DR. JOSEPH HAAS’ TREATMENT BY INHALATION, Thirst allaying liquids are to have a simple rival. A London physician ys a coat the tongue will satisfy thirst even when to swallow erine on } oly &t> the patient is unable water. = Ail people have opinions; only a few have knowledge. Hog and poultry Rem 4 Will Arrest Disease, Prevent ease, Expel Worms, Stop ti For Consumption, peia, Catarrh y Rheumatism, qeempmneernanewee ereneere oe Cnr a= rus disorders t ~ and Oxyaee Trestment.”) Cough, Incnoans ie : ey & Palen have dispem i during the ars. is a scientitic ad- H a ten ty. justment of the elem of Ox; gen and Nitro~ Saree gee, magactizel. Grey is aon ieeeet od { % made portable that itis senta' over the world. It cures as nature cures: Gives strength, re- | Read What Feeders vives circulation. des something fit to Girculate. The late T.5 Arthur, well known | I never lost a hog that was g through his power:ul works of fiction, and the H * Remed. ih ae Lae ne eth Bhar balls De ARS medy anc ave used if Kelly, were strong friends of the Compourd | year; < Oxygen Treatment. and always recommended | — ng both as an arrester and it. In addition tian Dra, Starkey & Palen , ventive of disease. J. D. Coch are permit! to refer to 7 ev Victor L. Conard, Editor Lutheran Ob- Clinton, aS I S Rev eee Cashing. D D_, Rochester, ; The remedy straightened out ‘New York. f? 2 hogs and they are now doing Hon*Wm Penn Nixon, Editor Inter Ocean, 'W. H. Smith, Chillicoth duction of even one foot of coal; but at | Asa fottener, sppetizer and | ventive of disease, I heartily ; mend it to feeders. - \ E. M Anderson, Centralia, Price $2.50, 1.25 and 50c per The peo: mh W. H. Worthington, Editor New South, Bir- mingham, Als. t Judge H. P. Vrooman. Quenemo, Kan. . Mary A. Liv jelrose, ~ = ladelphia. Hon. W. W. Sehuiler, Esston, Ps { Edward L Wilson. 853 Broadway, N.Y., Ka. / Phila Photo. H Fidelia M. Lyon. Waimea, Hiawail, Sandwich | swindler! Spots hase wise till be? ere zee buried i age. can E y many feet of clay ang san tranguil- ps Alexander Ritchie, Inverness, Scotiand- ly deposited around them. Tho so-called ak re wR | Mrs. Manuel V. Ortega, Fresnillo, Zecateess, | are the a in ‘ sem of the coal thus represonts the| “Het fractet mien tree look, ge smooth | ners. Esuuma Cooper, Utille, Spentsh Hondurse | : te trimming this] grst accumulation of sodiment thrown) Jee of form ana get ee A ewe as panies | down upon the nascent coal-bed, and we eae ee ee ee ¥, Fasinreok. ot A ' Ask for cirenlars conteini , Supe Fusiee, ford. Dorsetshire | monials and insurance prt gilt pas- V neck, and the of trees.—Science far All. A Wise Course. gold galloon. A a Greek key pat-| me by the leg.” “And what did you do?” “I let him have the leg. pute with a shark. "—N. Y. Sun. 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