The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, January 29, 1890, Page 6

| The Osage River. | | Washington, Jan. 18.—During the | last congress Mr. Bland of Missouri, } secured an appropriation to make a | HWE BEAT THE OLD MAN, THE COMING C A Detroit Father Giyes his Hopetul | Missourr’s Eight Districts by Counties. | Boy Some Pointers on Euchre Missouri has been divided into A Woodward Avenue resident tells | eight census districts, each district | feasibility of improving the stream | it himself. to be under one supervisor. The for navigable purposes yy locks at] “My little boy came home the | districts are composed as follows: Pee Vastarday the secretary of} other evening ina glow of pleasure Frist distriet—Jefferson, St. joe E eeatie neaee a lak: because he had been invited to a| Charles, St. Louis, city and county. ee es eee cee progressive euchre party. He talk. | Second district— Bollinger, bE eens Aa Es ss ed of nothing else the whole dinuer | ler, Cape Girardeau, Carter, Dunk | $22,000 LS @ lock hour. He was so full of the subject | lin, Iron, Madison, Miss Ww pare Shepley Sho: that he had seareely any room left} Madrid, Oregon, Pemi o = for food. He was bound to win the! Reynolds, Ripley, St. prize, and gave his mother a nervous 'Sainte Genevieve. Scott, Shannon headache by constantly dinning |S Washington and Wayne away on the same subject. After we | countics.} got settled down for the evening he| Third district—Audr: : put in the time manipulating a deck | Callaway, Camden, Cole, Crawiord, of cards. Finally my wife's sympa-| Dent, Franklin, Gasconade, Line: ain, ! thies were aroused and she interced-| Maries, Miller Monty: ed for the youngster. =| Phelps, Eske- eats Sores, Tetter,Chapped Hands, Chibla ‘Henry, sit down and give Jimmie | counties. | Corns, and all Skin Eruptions, and posi- some pointers on euchre. You're au} Fourth district—Burry, Christian, tively cures Piles, or no pay required. It| . 1 = | is guaranteed to give pertect satisfaction old player and can teach him a good | Dade, Dallas, Douglas, Greene, | ,. money refunded. Price 25 cts per box | deal about the game. It will nearly | Howell, Jasper, Laclede, Lawrence, | For sale by all druggists. | break the poor boy’s heart if he|McDonald, Newton, Ozark, Polk, | Bee enc era oaoaas doesn’t capture the prize.’ Stone, Taney, Texas, Washington ADAM FORBES UGH D | Jimmie grinned and eagerly sec-|and Wright counties. H onded the suggestion. Iadmit that} Fifth district—Adair, Chariton, The Famous Circus Manager Sacenms T felt a little flattered, and gracious-| Clark, Howard, Knox, Lewis, Linn, | to La Grippa- ly consented to make a martyr of|Macon, Marion, Monroe, Putnam, eee myself. Jimmie rustled around, | Ralls, Randolph, Schuyler. Scotland, | Philadelphia, Jan. 23.—Adam | got the card table, pulled me up a|Shelby and Sullivan counties. lorenaeelu the yeteraulciiens arene chair, and the game opened on aj Sixth district—Barton, Bates, Ben- peeridied Instnreh tee a very pleasant domestic scene. ton, Cuss, Cedar, Coo Hen Hacked hae At first I felt my heart swell with | Hick: vson, L: eae pride at the readiness with which jteau, Morgan, Pettis Jimmie grasped the imparted infor-|jine and Vernon counties. mation. I told him about the bow Seventh distric ers, the joker, how to discard to the | ison, Caldwell, best advantage, what to lead, when | yi j to pass, when to take it up—in fact, | Harri all the fine points of the game. Ij Nodawa; never had to tell him twice, and 1| Eighth d felt like hugging the bright little youngster. ' Bat it wasn’t long before I began to ts than Misscuri—Pennsylva scent a rotund. He took in the first | nia has ten, 2nd New ¥ game, but I attributed it to my in Jen. Oh river, with a view of ascertaining the | “miles from the mouth of Maj. Miller expressed the the Osage could be made pert 1a ly navigable by the erection of a lock | and dam as recommended by his re- in, Boone, ; port. Bucklen’s Arnica Salve, The Best Salve inthe world for C and Warren | Bruises,Sores, Ulcers,SaltRheam F mery, Osage, > this city - some attacked a week wv two ago with influenza whieh de- veloped into pneumonia. Mr. Porepaugh was originally er, but many bark lin the circus bus whic he amassed a very “jtune. He wasa iu Philad , on and Platte coun! 7 me i wbty > states have more und one son, Adam Fore-} zy ISE & as property. d Pexas hay structions. He gathered in the sec |and the other states ond game, but I had given him a) rank lower. k : few hints in that one and took thejhundred and seventy A Boy Demou > ced. Dox Moines, Ia, Jan. 21.—Judye 7 eredit for his victory. The third] sors in all. : a iS : you st life conviet ever seut up.| game I kept my mouth shut and H : Jol Ves . - re ivestIMen in Ame IS Joho esley went at him from the shoulder. We = Invest . : : ‘ . Is one which is ¢ anteed to. bring were playing ten points and I only] .ou catistactory resulta are ee ; ae had five when he went out. ure areturn ot purchase t sea sate plan you can buy fro tuther while o o ady icker, RB T heard the old lady snicker, and Drtesithoacnyr ray dander began to rise and I dealt | covery for Consumption for the best game Td show the iD |oniany aieclion ice arciy, nocent looking young rascal that he} Chest, such as Consum couldn’t monkey with the old man |Hon of Lungs, Brone S Whooping Cc € He ordered me up, aud I was hotier | is pl than a Fourth of July, for the deck- | ft head was the only trump I held. He | gists. made a march and took two. By that time I was sweating Jikea hired p anc i his mother ith a club. His{ u sister he care | 1, | or} took a buggy with him and started | ima- sthma- c.yete. ity) a story of murder by unt |for his grandfather's, where he toid own m was not suspected at first, but s pecaliarly calin behavior led to} arrest a week later. He confess- Money For the Washington, Jan. the | Wome bute ponte sected Pere tortie cla aly snd diy clavad WRecacershi 1 a h ‘home, put his parents objected. | * : = fb G@ enor of = = { daughter were looking on in an ee- Oliceerene ti oes \ . z : 2 aroni the committee on rivers N EGREGIOUS CHUMP. ; stacy of delight. Jimmie dealt and : z : coheed ee aE and harbors, reported back the s I ordered on a slim hand. He wink- ed at his mother and euchred me. The women snorted and I was boil- ing. ‘Quit looking over my shoulder,’ I snarled to Mrs. B—. ‘You've been piping my hand off to that kid ever since we sat down here. If you've got such an infernal headache, why don’t you go up to bed?” She only smiled at the daughter, but I knock- ed the table over on top of Jimmie Swinging my chair out of her range of vision, and then the game went on. Tnever got a smeli. I was fight- ing mad, and if that boy had even ane copads van aig passed. i but give evidence that in time we he could dance to the music of a} William's Australian Herp Pill. ee ee x It + r PR cack costly collection of antique law cas hoop-pole. The women were tickled | with More eto’ Billous. constipated psu q case . ee with Headache, bad breath, drowsy, no|in the civilized world. We believe into hysterics, and I came nearer as-| appetite, look out your liver is out ot we have no such chumpish lawyers : o order. Onebox of these Pill il driv saulting a female than Tever did be-| the all troubles away and 1 a new {as the one on whom the story is fore in my life. About 11 o'clock, | being out of you, Price 2 told in London. When he was a just after I had registerec Seto Dr. E. Pyle, Agent i ‘ : See ; young man his father retired from practice, leaving the business to aie joint resolution ‘appropriating | $250,000 ior the removal of snags and other obstructioas from the | His Father's Golden Cxlf- Missouri river between St. Joseph | and its mouth. ' | Being told that in one of the; The committee proposed a substi- | Russian courts there is a case on tute reducing the appropriation to |the dockets which has been there $75,000 and appropriating $75,000 |for more than four hundred years, fer the removal of snags from ths | Says the Washington Post, we are Columbia river, Oregon. On motion |Teminded of the humiliating fact of Mr. Hermann of Oregon, the sub- | that our own beloved country is} stitute was amended so that the ap-| Very young. Still we are proud to propriaticn for the Columbia ae ‘say that in the brief time of our nat- may be expended for continuing the ‘ional existence we have succeeded in jetty work. accumulating a large and choice as- Tho substitution was agreed to, |Sortment of cases, which may not j | How a Young Legal Luminary Kilied beat that boy ifI had to get him| Mexican hotels are said to be very | asleep to do it. I caught him playing | Poor, the best of them not being |;: fithi < Gli tas atok of Aiieacis the ‘sscand [equal to Gicd-claan hoanee = ra him. Within a week the young law- time in the same hand. That thing | United States. Tourists, although | Co ye ome Mt Proudly pro) x claimed: calmed me. I was paralyzed. I sim-| delighted with the country, do not| i ply said: ‘Jimmie, you're very liable | Sta¥ there any length of time because da = father, I ae as in three to take the prize, buf if I ever hear — comforts peculiar to American | YS Wat you couldn't do in all the of your doubling up trumps that otels are not obtainable anywhere | Years of your practice.” ee in Mexico at any price “What is that, my son!” way again Ill send you toa reform ————___. os school after I have worn out a horse A Young Han Cared. — — ahip aa yaa Mr. John W. Webster, of Atlanta, | “S® ie Ga, says: I was confined “Settled it, my son? Settled it a * See : » Say ned tom ad : Ly ed 1 e been ng chip off the old | with rheumatism for a a er did you say.” rocx. —Detroit News. : of the time I was unable to move ¥ © 283 Merit Win : | myself, nor could I be moved with- | , a | out severe pain. i ee to my father. He| “Young man,” said the astounded en's Arnic, ? . ore nal _ ou, sht me one bottle, and when I} parent, “you are an ass, a consum- nm about half of it I Was ate ass. Why, sir, four generations a No. 6 |preliminary survey of the Osage | | No. 301, Dasseager from | No- 343 mixed, leave € : National Bank, ; Surplus - - - + $71000 , Jt, Who wili suecead to his | Carvin F Boxtey, |} JARKINSON & GRAVES, down’s Drug Store. pase & DENTON, McBride's Store, Butler, Mo. Se eres oo eerreaeegees (14 Rd Oi Se SMa tye Sh is and the joint resolution as amended |O®ly show our excellent intentions, | No. 304, passenger 4247 Et ** 312, local Ss 302, passenger 3:38 p. m. TRAINS RUNNING SOUTH. #6 311, local #6 303, passenger st. L. & E. DIVISION. i “34406 arrives 3 p. E. K. CARNES, Agent. _ ea ik BATES COUNTY (Organized in 1871.) \ OF BUTLER, MO. | 5.000. 1. TYGARD, - - - President. . 8. MEWBERRY Vice-Pres. ARK - - Cashier W. EK, TUCKER, DEMTIST, BUTLER, - MISSOURI. Olfice, Southwest Corner Square, over Aaron Hart’s Store. Lawyors. Ww Ys JACKSON, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Mo. Office, South Side Square, IRNEY AT LAW. Butler, Mo. ice in ali the courts. Special at- ition given to collections and litigated Iaims Prosecuting Attorney. CALVIN F. BOXLEY, TTORNEYS Butler, Mo. Will practice in all the courts. “ ATPORNGYS AT LAW. Office West Side Square, over Lans- ATTORNEYS AT LAW, North Side Square, over A. L. Physicians. J. R. BOYD, M.D. ; PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, OrricE—Eust Side Square, oyer Max Weiner’s, Ig-ly Butier, Mo. DR. J. M, CHRISTY, HOMOEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, Office, tront room over P. O. All calls answered at office day or night. Specialattention given to temale dis- eases. ry’ C. BOULWARE, Physician and aie Surgeon. Office north side square, Butler, Mo. Diseasesof women and chil- ren a specialty. J.T. WALLS, PHYSI{CIAN AND SURGEON. Office, Southwest Corner Square, over Aaron Hart’s Store. 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