The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, June 5, 1889, Page 7

| a YOUNG BRIDE’S ERROR. A very comely young woman opened the door and Jones noticed | that she seemed surprised at seeing him. She was about to speak when | | he inquired: “Is Mrs. Jones in?” “But I am not,” said Jones. Up the little woman jumped again, and Jones took advantage of the op- | portunity to get up also. “Fred Jones!” she said and she j began to get mad. “I want you to| ;stop this stupid pretense. I won't The good looking little woman | speak to you for a week if you don't. smiled coquetishly, placed her first | 1 told you that it wasn’t funny.” on ker hips, with her arms akimbo,; Jones took her by the arm and led and said very archly: her to the bay window, the shutters | “It looks like it, Paoeanit it?” | of which were partially closed. He! Then she burst into a very jolly} then threw them all open, squared | | laugh, caught Jones by the lapel of | himself before the tempting little his coat and pulled him into the par- | beauty, and said earnestly: lor, where she reached her two, “Em not joking at all. plump arms up around his neck and | te!d you the truth. I said to the astonished Jones: j husband and I never saw you till “First, kiss me.” | you opened the door and grabbed Jones would Lave thought he had| me. T advertised for a room in this Suck a private asylum but for the | neighborhoo.l ; fact that the little woman with the | to ‘E. 17. arms around his neck was very pret: | he dived into his pocket and brought ty, with big blue eyes and golden | it out. tall like a lunatic. Be- “Look me all over and see if you sides, she was holding her face up-| don't realize your error. It's hardly turned ready to be kissed, and he | possible that I should be dressed ex- had no time to think. He kissed | actly like your husband her as per request and did it with as | look like him in ev much ardor as any woman could ask.; The little won zed. She Then ske said: ltook the Ny and “Second, tell me what brings you \looked at him. getting scared more out here in the middle of the after-| and more every minute. noon,” and she pulled his head down and kissed him again. j 1 i ssleagent forthe Rockford and Aurora watches. in Gold, Silver and Filled Cases, very cheap. JEWELRY STORE, Is headquarters tor fre Jewelry Watches, Clocks, Solid Silver and Plated Ware, &c. Spectacles of all kinds and for all ages; also fine Opera Glasses. You are cordially invited te visit his establishment and examiue his splendid display of beautitul goods and the low prices, ALL KINDS OF ENGRAVING NEATLY EXECUTED: I have ad you answered it Here is the answer,” and even if IE do other respect.” letter mecha Beware of imitations, N gue free. CEER is warranted eihe ney POMMEL SLICEET ane ‘mark. D1: Her eyes took in the cutaway suit of dark stuff he wore as though it was perfectly familiar to her. MASONIC. 1 yy 9. Butler Lodge, No. 254, meets the first RY @ Saturday in each month. Miami Chapter Royal Arch Masons, No. 6, meets second Thursday in each | month. Gouley Commandery Knights Templar | meets the first Tuesday in each month. 1 reckon there never was another man placed in such a trying position as that. Jones saw in a minute that he was mistaken for somebody else, but he didn’t know whether it was a} and had got so far in a protest as sweetheart or wife he had found, and | “Oh, Fred, don’t frighten—" when he didn’t care to take chances on de- | her eye rested on his necktieand the ciding. He said: She looked searchingly into his sty +42 0+ t@TO SAVE MONEY SEE=@3a A, C. SAMPSON, Rich Hil!. D. H. HILL, Hume. - McPEAK, Foster. | Bates Lodge No. 180 meets every Mon- ‘C.S. PUTNAM, Adrian. | day night. =. HUGH M. GAILY, Amorett | Butler Encampment No. 6 meets the .S. PIERCE, Virginia, or j2nd and ath Wednesdays in each month » W. SNYDER, Butler, For a Policy of Insurance in the face and at the peculiar expression about the left corner of his mouth, 1.0. 0. FELLOW: pin it held. The pin was a jagged little nugget of gold which Jones | had got out west and he had had a little diamond set in it. “I came to see if you would rent me a room.” : The pretty little woman laughed woman's place for $1,000. When- ever that husband of her's steps out of sight a minute the next time he appears he will have to be iden and she won't be sure then it isn This suspicion that the man she takes for her husband may be the other one will follow him through life and be like a specter to bob up in her path at every turn. It will wake her gray haired before her time if it doesn’t drive her crazy. I guess the only decent thing for me to dois to go to some other part of the coun | ‘ | try and let her know Im no longer in the same town with her hus- am not your} band.” So he went to Cahfornia the next He is inSan F; land every week send. | Mrs. Fred Jones in C | : week sco DOW, letter to proving | that he is still there. | Catarrh is common disease, so }common that snuffing and “hawk jing” reach at every turn. Your foot jsl ps in its nasty discharge, in the | omnibus or in chureh, and its stench \ disgusts at the lecture or concert |The proprietors of Dr. Sage’s Ca | tarrh Remedy offer $ rd for a case of wrh which they cannot ure. Remedy sold by druggists at 0 cenis. { i | An Tner | Girls. One of the latest fads of Balti- | more girls is to dress in black from head to foot with veil and gloves to ible Stor About Baltimore match and then, borrowing a neigh- | bor’s child, show it around the city. | Of course the supposition is that the child is not borrowed and that the young lady is rwidow. As a widow is generally supposed to be ready to recontract matrimony, the sympa thies of the susceptible young man again and pushed him into a chair. Then she sat on his knee, put her ari around his neck, backward and nurriedly snatched the BUTLER, - MISSOURI. | shyly: sheet of paper out of the envelope. OFFICE OPERA HOUSE. “Aren't you satisfied with your | She opened it and read her own = present quarters?” answer to the advertisement. Then Lawyers. She hugged him real hard as she| she took another look at her hus- pee = said this and kissed him before he} band’s double and ran to the other x = I 5 'ILDEN H. SMITH, hada chance to reply. When hej end of the room, as scared as though A ATTORNEY AT LAW. i _ MISSOUT Facile HY. mater, | BWELLING : HOUSE =O, WW) E. TUCKER, { DENTIST, Pretty Mrs. shade paler, and she took a step Jones’ face grew a and asked. got ashow he braced up to a perfor-| poor Jones had been Jack the Rip- Will practice tin ali the courts. Special at- | mance of his duty and said: per. senten Cetera and “TI guess you've made a mistake. “Go away!” she cried frautically. T'm looking for a room. “Go away! I suppose she thought of the affec tionate reception she had given him, Prosecuting Attorney. BOXLEY & GRAVES, You seem to take me for somebody you've met before.” A. L. Graves. Ce TOU He said this as carelessly as he|and was writhing mentally. She — ATTORNEYS AT LAW. could, but the fun of the thing and | dropped into a chair, buried her face NSAS CITY, OMAHA, Butler, Mo that peculiar twist of the upper lip} in her hands and commenced to ery. | Will practice in all the courts. made him look as if he were half|This touched Jones, and he came -. aes laughing. His remark threw the | over and sat down near her. k- “Hexas and the Southwest. jor . SMITH, : pretty little woman into a great fit “I'm sorry for all that has happen ——_- Sada cece Benes aetna Butler, Mo. | Of Jaughter, but she didn’t let go of | ed,” he said, “and will go in a min- : him. ute. First, I want to know some. = j 8 a . : : ™y 4 p i T 5 : Finally she subdued her mirth aj thing about your husband. I gather 1 7 ) Val V rains, W. O. JACKSON, little and said: that his name and mine are identical Attorney at Law. “Now quit teasing me and tell me how much you love me,” and she smothered him again. tween her sobs, that she had been Jones saw that he was getting into | married only three mouths; that her deep water and that he had better | husband worked in a certain whole- swim out. He tried to take the pret-| sale house down town, and they ty arms from about his neck and to| wanted to rent a room or two to disencumber his knee, but he didn’t | help out on the rent. That was why succeed. she answered his advertisement. When Jones departed she went to the door with him, and smiled just as we appear tu be in person.” The little woman told him, be Office, West side square, over Jeter’s @ansas City to St, Louis, | Jeweiry Store. THE 8 COLORALO SHORT LINE W. BADGER he LAWYER. Will practice in all courts. All legal business strictly attended to, Office over Bates Co. Na- tional Bank. Butler. Mo. LO ps & GRAVES, ATTORN«YS AT LAW. Office West Side Square, over Lans- down’s Drug Store. PUEBLO AND DENVER, IWAN BUFFETT SLEEPING CARS “Tm not teasing you,” he said. “I never saw you before. Who do you 0 = ——— think I am?” through her tears as she told him “Pusas City to Denver without cnange A-DENTON . The arms were loosened and the! she could never be certain again that ats H. C. TOWNSEND. ns ne ue CR NE NEAT — two hands grabbed him by the! she had the right man unlessshe a 2. fice North Side Square, over A. L.} shoulders. a mark on him of some sort. e 3 @ General Passenge id Ticket Ag’t, | ’sS n + = 3 ; gi ae : fe Be Eee: “Why Fred Jones?” said the little | wouldn’t shake hands and Jones P UIs, MO. i woman. “What do you mean by talk- ing to me like that? You know I don’t like you when you tease.” “Fred Jones is my name,” replied Jones, “but I am not your Fred Jones, nor anybody's. I'm a single man, and I came hoping to find a room.” came away. Physicians. y He said he believed she was only half convinced that he wasn’t her husband then, and that if he had de- clared it alla joke she would have thrown herself into his arms. But he wasn’t mean enough to do that. He sympathized with her in her di- The little woman bounced off his | lemma. DR. J. M, CHRISTY, | ince and stood looking at him a} Well, he came and told me about J. R. BOYD, M. D. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, Orrice—East Side Square, over Max Weiner’s, 1g-ly ButLeR, Mo. WHA are readily aroused, first ‘by curiosi- ty as to how long the child's father has been dead; then what he died of, and since the widow seems to mourn for him, how she must have cared for the dear departed. And, if she did care for him, why might not he be the fortunate individual, especially if the first husband left cash enough for the support of two, or three, as the case might be. Of course, when acquaintance follows, the apparent widowhood can be easily and inno- cently explained and the desired hap- py result follow.—Baltimore Ameri- can. Do You Suffer From Rheumatism. N oone who has not been sufferer can have any idea of the excrutiating agony caused by rheumatism. This painful disease is trequently caused by a stop- pnge of the circulation of the blood, through the muscular portions of the body. BALLARD’S SNOW LINI- MENT will invariably cure this disease by penetrating every spot of the skin and drawing to the outer surtace all poison- ous matter and restoring a uatural circu- lation of the blood. Every bottle guar anteed. Dr. E. Pyle, Agent. A Very Cruel Sort of Statesman. In the Missouri legislature, in dis- cussing the proposition that convicts should have a portion of their earn- ings during confinement given them upon discharge, a representative named Fogle, who apparently seems to have been delayed somehow or somewhere a few centuries ut least in coming Into this world, opposed the measures by saying that, ‘If he had his way he would have them branded with an indelible mark that would cling to them to their graves. He had no sympathy for them, and in most cases he favored re-incarna- tion more than giving them good clothes with which to go out into the world.’ Heis a statesman of the ancient, iron-clad dark age order. It was statesmen of the Fogle specie who, some centuries back in England enacted that the laborer who ran laway from his master should be | branded on the forhead with a hot | HOMOBOPATHIC minute, evidently in doubt as to! it, and we fixed up a scheme to go to i PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON whether he was crazy or only just 2 playing a joke onher. She made up the place where the husband worked | and look at him. Iwas to ask for | Office, tront room over P. O. All calls wi ALVLSOE OD PP UTAANS A "a tsk O. "HCV ELI HLIM ALYAdoAd ANOA BOW TId answered at office day or night. Specialattention given to temale dis- jeases. T C. BOULWARE, Physician and ; « Surgeon. Office north side square, Butler, Mo. Diseasesoi women and chil- ren a speciaity. ~.. L. RICE,M,. D. Physician and | her mind to the latter and made a dive for his neck again, and got it, along with another kiss. | “Don't be silly, dear,” she said. | {*Thatisn’t a bit funny now. It | might have been when you first came | jin, but it isn’t You | any longer. never did know when to end your him, and to talk to him, while Jones stood aside somewhere and sized him up. We did it. I asked for Fred Jones, and when he appeared I was so thunderstruck that I almost forgot my part; but managed to say I had called to see if he was a Fred Jones v it4e Surgeon, LER, MISSOURI. Ot-| jo}sos." } I had known in New York, etc. The os O ; So SUE eS eae you take me for your hus- | two men were exact counterparts. si . Aw = band,” said Jones, as she perched on When we vay Fred was ei: y S ey] | his knee again. : ; \ pale, and i 1 alized the wen- vis] s 225) PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. | “Well, rather!” the little woman | tal load that pretty Ii 0 — — ay 2) vi ererG. WT murmured, as sue smuggled her | would thenceforth have to stagger all 7 ae on Havan.| cheek down against his and tickled | under when he said: re H i her nose with his mustache. { “Old man. I wouldn't be in that jiron and have the letter “F” indeli- bly stamped thereon. Well, if Mis- souri convicts should be indelibly | of her legislators ought to be brand- edas fools. It would be far more | appropriate and really more deserv ed.—St. Louis paper. Ballard’s Horehound Syrup. atteation toa remarkable art ch we are selling tof. One that is spoken hest terms of praise by all ve used it. It gives instanta- reliet inthe worst coughs. It wil iled. It is nerous cu e where all others h ve f BALLARD'’S HOREHOUND SYRUP. | te known remedy umption croup, ‘oat, sore chest, ash- throat and ) or any of put om e, try this gran Ds. E. Pyze, Agent. | | branded as knaves for all time, some | THE WAR IN HAYTL ItisCarmed On in Guerrilla Fashion and Will Be Long-lived. ashington, May 29.—Minister Preston, of Hayti, does not think that the reports that the Legitime government in Hayti is about to be overcome by the ins urgent, Hippo- He said there had been something of a panic because time had been compelled by a Hood to evacuate the strong position at Petite Rivere and Hippolyte Had come within forty miles of Port-au- Prince, but that forty miles econ- sists of lyte, are true. mountainous country, through which there are no roads. The people had recoyered their courage, raised new troops and were acting with more energy than before. There was no danger that Port-au- Prince would be taken. It stronghold that had never been Mr. Preston said that on the L0th of last month Legitime was was a captured. ou the point of taking two strong places—St. Marios and Conaives—- which Hippolyte held, bat at that time Admiral Gherady, of the United States Navy, compelled Leg- itime to raise the blockade which he had established there, and Hippo- lyte’s people not only were able to receive supplies, but were encour- aged by the moral support which action of the United States gave them, to continue fighting. The ad- miral raised the blockade upon an interpretation cf international law Minister Preston did not consider sound, but it had its effect,and near- ly caused the crisis of which news has just arrived in this country. Mr. Preston does not seem to think speedy termination of the war prob- able, since it is carried on in guerril- la fashion. A Clever Plot Discovered. Baltimore, Md., May 29.—Colonel William Louis Scbely, a claim and pension agent, was arrested yester- day under an indictment charging him with aiding in the forgery of a voucher for the purpose of obtaining money from the United States. Mrs. Laura Weaver, a widow who was entitled to a pension, died a year ago without having received it. Itis charged that her son, August Weaver, induced Mrs. Catherine Miller to impersonate his mother and that Col. Schely prepared the veucher, knowing at the time that Mrs. Weaver was dead. August Weaver and Mrs. Miller have also been indicted and are out on bail. Col. Schely says he did not prepare the vouchers. He has been in the pension business for 25 years. of Calamities. , May 29.—A Pacific mail steamer which arrived yester- day brought startling news from China and Japan. A thousand houses in Yokat, Ja- pan destroyed by fire on the 3d inst. The fire originated in the residence quarter about 10 o'clock at night and burned for sixteen hours. Many lives were lost. The emperor sub- scribed over $5,000 out of his own purse for the relief of the sufferers. About 10,000 people were rendered homeless. On Oshima island an eruption took place April 13th and destroyed more than half the houses on the island. Avother peculiar disease has bro- ken out in Tukadagun, the victims dying five hours after being attack- ed. Aseries of earthquakes was fol- lowed by the opening of the ground a thousand feet long by three wide. San Francise Loosen the check reins or you j may be looked upon as brutal. The London Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals directed its | officers to observe the thoughtless- ness, eedlessness or cruelty of jcoachmen who keep their horses | checked while waiting outside of theaters and public pl: At the last drawing room the Curation of waiting was three hours and a quar- ter, and out of 230 coachmen twenty- nine only had loosened the check rein. i | “Beer at 5 cent | rate au which the | ed in New York. i iiss lr eterna sa api