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For one woman who would make the sign of in passing the shrine at the entrance to the Gostinnoi Dyor it made by the the cross vould be In a dozen men. Moscow | women were more careful to perform i their devotions, but in St. Petersburg ' sight to see them makir in. Ensures | | | | i | | | ‘a coin in the slot. | see one well-dressed ! upon Bunyan and his wo ‘ titter among his hearers by exclaim- ; ing: | want more ' to consider the ‘‘deplorable condition | curious {| gentleman said tothe minister: ‘When | man, solemn}, | Heaven.” the males w much more de- yout to outward seeming than the women. Of the women who did obeisance to the holy places in St. Petersburg all v I did not lady cross herself in the streets all time I Russia. Officers and gent! were not so particular as the isvostchicks and workmen, but it was no uncommon poor. was in emen r the sign of the cross. I traveled ith Ignatieff from St. Petersburg to Mos- The moment the train started the General crossed himself twice, marking that although always pray, it was es General cow sh you pecially inc bent upon you to do so when starting ona journey. in Russia before ho! The number of shrines where canal , pictur: > burning sis ve and great, much eater imp ince is attached to the science of genuflesion than is easily credible to the non-ritualistic n sund vas much more generally observed as a holiday than I expect The shops on the Grand Morsixa and the almost all Nevski Prospe shut all = not Sabt Sunday Petersbar: tarian by means; it is more a day of amuseme and visiting than of devotion, but there seemed to me to be a much more sition of labor on Sunday in Russia than either in Germany or in France. —Contemporary Revicir. of general ce aan Fish That Annoy the Diver. As to the fish the diver sees, they are legion. They swarm all around him. 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A company in New York bas been formed which proposes to make machines for the delivery vf postage stamps automatically by dropping ~A certain preacher discoursing used a “In these days, my brethren, we Bunyans.” Another cler- gyman, pleading earnestiy with his parishioners for the construction of a cemetery for their parish, asked them of $0,000 Christian Englishmen living without Christian burial.” was this Still more elerical slip: A do you expect to see Deacon S. again?” “Never.” said the reverend gentle “The deacon is in —A new acquaintance, who lately offered Edwin Booth a cigarette, got the information that the actor was a man able to hold a pipe. —Mrs. Cleveland has become pert lawn tenni to serve a ball w and her fective. an eX- able kill and energy, remarkably ef- player. She is vo 2 is | know how I co forgetfulness. (OE RR + Or TS EEE ES EE LATS THE BOWSER FAMILY. Wrath Into Confusion. Some time since I referred to the fact that I had carefully preserved, ar- | ranged and tiled all of Mr. Bowser’s love letters, and I advised every bride to do the same I now de reiterate that don’t Mr. Bowser if I « onhim. Like all has his sudden fits and his of hours He wanted a pair of pincers to use for something, and be- cause they made el were not right at hand he a gesture of despair and ex- ned: “O, of course, I must get used to it, Isuppose. Such a housekeeper as you are Mrs. Bowser!” “Here the lounge your You left “em on the last night “Lay it to me, of course. are lf What's that young’un bellowing about now “He fell down.” “Doesn't he know enough to stand up? Did the wood come up?” “No.” “Tt didn’t.” thing this morni run house in J “Do IT run the wood yards?” ut why didn't tell hadn't come 2 wonder girl rt qui “She went an hour ago.” Mr. Bowser sat down a me a lor ly and s “Well, I butit’s hard, very ha comes of marryi brought up on ¢ T went the pac I ordered it the first . This is the worst troit.” you me it the ts a to climax our troubles. ime. Then he sighed deep- dad: suppose I d. This is what a girl who has been and novels.” at down up-s of letters. hope you were | of ho a house shouted Mr. Bowser as I finished reading. “Oh, it I expected the day would come when you would say so and so I prepared for it. See here: My mother attests i 1 Ms Well, if 1 been asleep.” ‘And only , Mr. Bow- ser, when I got a new dress home, you said IT hadn't y more taste than a clam, and that my ideas of harmony wou'd stop a clock.” Yes, and I meant it. always that way.” “Was 1?" I selected a letter marked ‘Exhibit filed September 18, 1884,” and no, is wrote it I y the other da a You were A read: “My BEAUTIFUL: The picture of my dear one as she appeared to me last night has been with me all day. You have the taste of a queen in your toilet, and harmony is second nature with you. Ob! my little angel. you—" “I wrote that, did 12?” sternly de- manded Mr. Bowser. “Of course.” “Never! The man who says I was ever fool enough to write such stuff must die!” “It is duly attested, Mr. Bowser, and you can’t deny your writing. I haven't changed a bit in my tastes since our marriage. Indeed, I think I have improved.” “There goes that young ‘un again! He isn’t happy unless he is bellering like a calf mired in a ditch.” “But see here, Mr. Bowser.” And I selected a telegram marked: xhibit B—1—original,” and attested by father, mother and nurse, and read: “CHICAGO, November 20th, 1887.—My Darling: Thank God for the news of the birth of our son! My heart swells with love and gratitude. It is our bond of love. Heaven has surely blest us. Again, thank God. Will be home Sunday night. Bowser.” “I never sent it,” shouted Mr. Bow- ser. “Yes, you did! Here is the proof to convict you. There isn’t a mention about ‘calf’ in this, and as for ‘beller- ing, you never dreamed of it.” “Oh, well, have it your own way. You'd have the last word if I was dying. Some wives are built that way. If I was like some husbands I'd assert my authority.” “But you are not, Mr. Bowser, as this will prove.” And I selected a letter marked: ‘‘Ex- hibit C—1—original,” and attested, and read: “My DEAREST Lovey: In reference to our conversation last night, I wish to say thatI have always held and always shall hold that husband and wife should be equal in authority. Neither has the right to dictate to the other, though if either had that right I would give it to you. We shall never have a word of dispute —notone. If there is any “bossing’ you may do it.” do you dare charge me with writing such stuff as that!” gasped Mr. Bow “Ido. Here is the proof, and you can't wriggle out of it.” “I wrote ‘Dearest Lovey,’ did 1?” “You did. Indeed, Mr. Bowser, you were far gone about those days. “I was, eh! Well, you can't make me believe that Iever wrote any such infernal bosh as that! You'll next eharge me with writing you upin verse “You even did that, sir. Just wait.” J selected a letter marked: *‘Exhibit C—1—very choice.” and read: “The twilight softly cometh down, As sinks the sun away, And little children go to bed, weary with their play. Where is my love this glorious eve? Where doth her proud foot rest? And where that head of golden hair Which I shall ever bless!” | an ae “And you say I wrote that!” FIGHTING jiered Mr. Bowser. “You did ts a beautiful thing, too. those little children going right to bed. You spoke of my ‘hoofs’ the other day, and you had a slur about red-head! Only four years : azo Was my ‘proud foot and my | Reading, Pa, Feb. 19.—It was +} . learned here this afternoon that an | whis- T can see The Reading Road Gives Its Engineers a Broad Intimation. THE BROTHERHOOD. | j it intimation was recently made to the members the Brotherhood of | Locomotive Engineers in the employ of the Reading Railroad Company, you t any more, Mr. of T asked “Mrs. Bowser, I don't say that you are not as good as but I do that you have a mighty mean streak in your composition. It may be possible that while I lay bura- ing with fev whi nervous attack, I may h portion of those letters. The rest are base forgeries, of course. and you are hoiding them the average wife, that it was desired by the comp: that they should either quit the broth- erhood or the company ae Since then many members have withdrawn from the order and it is those who fail to do le suffering a ve written a asserted that would be Not the main line, but on the North Pennsyl- vania aud Roundbrook division mo-t over me us a Menace. | | a Is that wifely?” ais “Why, r. Bowser your own hand-writi “I haven't don't sged by the company. aS deny | many bortherhood men are on tt the writing and Want to threaten me, Mrs. Bowser. I can be coaxed, but | Of the members of the brotherhood not driven. Cases have bec nown | and if the order to withdraw be en where husbands walked out and never | forced by the company it is difficult returned. : But that was only his way of w rig- to predict the outcome Tt is be gling out of it. The next day he sent | lie ved however, that no organized me up a new dress, took baby for a : epposition to the company. k. and at present is the most 5 long wal husband in Detroit. —Detrott He Rent His Clothes. Se John L Brandt is a brawny black TOQUES AND TURBANS. th, witha large property and a The Various Styles in Which They Are | temper, his wife says, that vents Made b ionab'c Milliners. “toolt paces : : a 3 ak iUscil On eve rything in sight, aulmiate oques, t ans 1 rats = a roe ES loon ane ind inantnete They entered into x ladie wear, andare | domestic copartmership on the 17th adopted by those who | day of Pebruary, 1887, and his wife’: olds 1 send- experience as a matron is graphically set forth in her petition, which, be over roun t to nist 2a decidediy unique pattern a> fashic titions go, is worth printing ai Ske declares that h- which they are handsomest cos bh. French toques are made tlew into violent fits of or eel atl sof fis ¢ of cloth in three soft pulls a would go about the house | head, ited Ais folded cae : : : ‘ us furniture,china and glassware and ap pare! off his body; would tear it into bon stripping portions of his wearin flattened on the large rose its ribbon, with 1 almost pieces and burn it; that in the earl summer of 1888 he brought he longest loops comir to the front. This siyle i some ¢ trawberries and told her tha: they were ¢ color, the velvet a brown all suits the gowns of the we pensive, and when sh or black or said that she was sorry he had spent a black : -o much for them he cursed her, and toque being now appropri with dresses of any color. Other velvet | 1a fit of temper tere off Jiis neck toques have fur tips for their only | tie and cellar i tore them into trimming, as short tails of seble with | hreds and threw them out of the a miniature sable head set in gs oe f the feoni-of the soft crown. Bib- ||) Y120ew- The same day the plaintiff bon toques are also new, und are in | remarked that the weather was warm the long English shape; two kinds whereupon he lighted a large Roch of ribbon are used, velvet in one row : ester lamp, though it was broad day- draped along the brim, and ending in two rosettes in front, while the crown is covered with three lengthwise rows in loose folds of the new satin ribbon that has raised cords in it, or else gros grain ribbon; form standing loops in front between the velvet rosettes. Black velvet ribbon with a green ribbon crown makes a stylish toque, or cream velvet with fawn robbon crown, brown with cardi- nal, or olive with red, matching the two colors that are combined in the costume. The handkerchief turban is a pretty caprice, with the crown draped with a square of black velvet on which white gros grain is set like a hem or binding half an inch or more in width. Rosette turbans have soft rosettes of doubled silk thickly gath- ered set in front of shirred velvet crowns. Other velvet turbans have a frill falling on the lower edge, witha gathered band, and above this a soft puffed crown. Embroidered cloth tur- bans may be merely scalloped on the edges, but many are covered with em- broidery. There are also very rich embroidered cloth leaves and bands that are used to trim the sides of vel- yet and plain cloth turbans. Braiding and cording are also fashionable on these small hats. Long slender oxi- dized silver pins, daggers, and clasps are fashionable ornaments. Ribbon bows are very tightly strapped with long loops, and these rival rosettes in popularity.—Harper's Bazar. —__ 0 >__ —‘What’s the matter, Darringer? You look dispirited.” ‘I'm troubled with too much mother-in-law.” ‘‘That’s bad, old boy. How often does she visit light, and heated the reom up till it was At she othe had taken unusual care and pains to pre pare his mea!s for him, he would call the dog and throw his food out of the window. One of his freaks as almost unbearable. times, when, she asserts, these related by her was to seatter all the coal in the scuttle over the floor, break out a pane of glass, knock over , aud then lie down in the de- bris and dirt to read the newsp: She declares that she is in d of great bodily harm if she lives with him, and asks for an absolute di alimony and the custody cf their child.—Ex. ehs 8. aper. Geniuses are not sectional. They are liable to spring up anywhere. A telegraph operator in Minneapolis has invented a word-counting ma- chine, which may be used by itself or attached toa typewriter. And some genius there about the Trib- une office has invented a roller blot- ting pa Ignatius Donnelly has written a letter to the London World in which 1 he says: “My ‘Great Cryptogram’ showing that Bacon wrote Shake- speare has not been answered. | have been traduced, slandered, in you?” “Twicea year.” ‘That isn't sulted, denounced, ridiculed and often, Darringer.” ‘No, it isn't, only | misrepresented.” The Minnesota that she stays —Time. months at a time.” | politician finds it difficult to get himself believed. oo——_ What Am I to Do? The sym; toms of biil happily put too well knowr er in different individuals to ~om A billious man is seldom a brea er. Too frequently, alas, he has cellent appetite tor liquors but nc solids of a morning His tongue hardly bear inspection atany ti it 1s not white and furred, it is roug all events. The digressive system is who'ls order and diarrhea or Constipation The Edioburg (Ind.) 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