The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, January 2, 1889, Page 3

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Joshua helors were also nu- slo, Landseer, ethoven were the dra- bachelor married. never Congreve, tender, > nature, anc king asus sh had the iron his deformity, he more bitter. Smith rut their love ren Hans Anderson, as dle nature, ‘y in his Turner, -d and and he driven into his which Dr. Thulenbour had e 1 affairs, and gentle and had his ownsi the artist, ova us Was or ife shay s love shado dand dropped into the Some- ased in hi r bivalve, scofi id even defending sui- ein his correspondence discovere Nowhe cide. could be warmth and sentiment. vidence of The corpulent bachelor anthors make a long li Hume was the fattest of the fat. Not appreciated at home, he was intoxicated with the praises of Paris, and made a failure i the salons as 2 society man. Gibbon’s corpulency was even ridiculous, and he went through several courtships, but forgot that his fat kept pace with his fame. After reading several chapters of the Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire” to Lady Elizabeth Foster, he got on his knees to make his proposal. She refused, and Gibbons could not re- gain his feet until helped by two stout peasants. Buckle, Boyle and Spencer were never married, and the fact may have been that many of them never had time. Humboldt was a general favor- ite in society, and was courted and feted; he was witty and sharp at repartee. Though his name is asso- ciated with lonely rivers, unpeopled wastes, mountain peaks and travels he was never known as a husband. Buckle was always an invalid and de- voted to his mother. Erasmus was a very facetious man and the best critic of his age. Horace Walpole, who for sixty years satirized merry women and things, loved to write letters. In his old age he became infatuated with Miss Berry, but feared that the world he had so long ridiculed would laugh him down. Pope delighted to write letters, and would send a half dozen copies to his lady friends. Though many detested this “wasp,” he was devoted to his mother, and he was self-sacrificing. Macaulay was never married, but his noble nature shone out in his letters to his sisters. When one of them got married he said he had nothing left but his ambition. —_——_s oo —_ Cesrea Un earptiOru Cured } An old physician, retired trom pratice aving liad placed in his by an ast India missionary the formula of a hands | Bronct 5 throat andl and radical all Neryous co Debility wing in thousane | to make | Actuat | re ieve human suffering | ot charge eeipt, in | with full own to his sutier this motive anda - Twill g tetlow, desire to send free can learn the exact cost of any propesed line of advertising in American papers by addressing Geo. P. Rowell & Co., Newspaper Advertising Bureau, 10 Spruce St, New York. Send 10cts. for 100-Page Pamphuie=> FITS! When I say CURE I do not mean merely to stop them for 8 time, and then have them re- turn again. I MEAN A RADICAL CURE. 1 have made the disease of FITS, EPILEPSY or FALLING SICKNESS, A life-long study. I WARRANT my remedy to CURE the worst cases. Because others have failed is no reason for not now receiving acure. Send at once for a treatise anda FREE BOTTLE of my INFALLIBLE REMEDY. Give Express and Post Office. It costs you nothing for & trial, and it will cure you.” Address H.C. ROOT, 183 Peart St., New Yorn lege of Lectures, Mf bilt University. Three lane pupils 304 from 18 States, Hich: Art, Calisthenics, Health, Acce W. EV PRICES, D.D., Pres A. Noves. | once divides My love was lixe alily fai Lew drooping in the sultry air, My heart was rent with grief and care, Tloved her well. But lo! The wonder grows an How bright her face with beanvy Idare not tell. The wsndering bee The nectar of her perfect lip ;Twas Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Preserip- Tion wrought the spell. | Much relish an | Most ennesee second, de- Tle ,anc oc Awami: Scape are re OSCAR'S ADVENTURE. The Swedish King Enjoys a Rumpus While Traveling in Spain. The King of Sweden is relating with amusing adventure which befell him recently in Spain. It appears that while his Majesty was raveling between Cordova and Madrid in the dead of night, occupying a sleep- ing-ear in the express train, a man—a 5 tradesman of the ng from his by the train stopping at a ghted in the belief that he his destination. On dis- | ring his error he attempted to ain the train, but was too late. | t to be done, however, he tore along the line after the train and succeeded in reaching it and, jumping on the | foot-board, wrenched open the first | door to hand and—found himself in the | presence of King Oscar and hi who were slumbering peacefully. The unhappy man, seeing the glit- tering uniforms hanging about the dimly lighted car, guessed at once where he was an@ was on the point of beating a retreat in able e—awaken former slumber: station, a had re cov P uite, sheer despair, when suddenly his Majesty awoke and, seeing a stranger in the car, shouted ily to his companions, upon the unlucky individ by the Swedish equerry and zing him, be for arr thing and pounced followed and an to feel His hand touching some- his Majesty shouted, ‘and drew from pocket a long-necked filled with manzanilla. Mean- the train had stopped and, the officials arriving upon the scene, the man was questioned and, having at lust recovered from his te strug- gling with a crowned bead, explained and, after profuse apolog! ou both sides, returned to bis own car, when once more the train proceeded.— Vanity Fair. Rhenumi s.: nd e rate din Two Days. iactana Chemical Uo. have discov 1 with acts truly mmatory Rheur pays, and to give chronic cases and ettect dreceipt of we will send to ¢ on for this wo 30) ce id mone Inprans Cuemicat Co Crawterdsvili ROMAN PLANK ROADS. The Pontes Longi Their Retreat F ny. The Prussian Minister of Education, Von Gessler, having learned that Prof. F. Knoke had lately found traces of old Roman plank roads on the moor between Mehrholz and Bragel, not far from Diepholz, in Lower Hanover, in- vited that gentleman to fully investi- gate the matter. He was able to trace the lines of two parallel plank roads right across the moor, presenting all those distinctive features which are found in Roman works of this kind. One of them shows evident signs of having been demolished by force, the boards, which were originally fastened with pegs to the bearers, having been violently torn away and buried in the bog to the right and left of the track. The other road seems to have fallen into decay, but there are signs of re- pairs executed even during the Roman period. For in places boards have been found fastened over the original planks, the fashion of both being the same. Those repairs seem to have been carried out hastily, for in one place a mallet, employed probably to drive home the pegs, was found on the track, forgotten, no doubt, by the workmen. The local archzologists feel assured that they have here the pones longi which were used A. D. 15 by the Roman commander, A. Cxcina, in his retreat from Germany to the Ems.—London Times. a —suies w. Standish, of Waldoboro, Me., is a direct descendant of Captain Miles Standish, who came over in the Mayflower in 1620, and he has a son named Miles. What 4m I to Bo? The sym. toms of dillivusness ars happily but too well known. ‘They dift- er in different ind uals to some exte A billious man is seidom a breakta er. Too frequently, alas, heh cellent appetite for liquors but noge tor solids of a morni His hardly bear inspection a it 1s not white and ferred. all events. The digressive system is wholly out ot order and diarrhea or Constipation may -into three | be a sym: tom or the two may alternate. phere are often Hemorrhoids ever less of blood. There may t or giddiness tenderness i the To correct acnre try Green’~ August Flower, trifle and thousands attest lence and qt-ivr. € 0 Ww. Kurain, the pugilist, has beoome ular about bis name. Hesays it is killion. | apart from the men, and out of doors ARMENIAN WOMEN. A Vivid Sketch of Their Home and Social Life and Customs. The Armenians belong to two classes —the kalun, or ‘‘coarse,” and the inge, or ‘‘refined.” The former are mem- bers of the Gregorian, or National, Armenian Church. They are con- servative, and especially in the inte rior adhere rigidly to their ancient Oriental manners and customs, which the inge, who belong to the Roman Catholic Church and copy European manners, have in a great measure set aside. In Armenia the women are secluded to the extent of dining and sitting they are cloaked and vailed like the Turkish women. The Armenian la- dies of Constantinople are renowned for their beauty, which consists chiefly in the langour of their dark, almond- shaped eyes. Asa rule, however, the Armenian type is coarse, especially among the lower classes. In the capital and in Smyrna, where this community is numerous, the up- sses of both Gregorians and are well educated and not inferior in manners to their neighbors of other races. While re- siding in the latter city I was invited much to an Armenian fancy dress ball, where I was the only European present. Every thing was well arranged. The stewards were perfect in their duties, and the costumes were extremely rich, varied and picturesque. One pretty girl in particular—dressed in the ancient Turkish costume—made a great sensation, and was deservedly besieged by partners, for she waltzed most gracefully. Many of the ladies and gentlemen present spoke English, nearly all expressed themselves fluently in French, and I was indebted to them for a most enjoyable evening. In the privacy of their homes the Armenian women of all classes are as a rule untidy and slatternly. They are passionately fond of finery, and in the towns, having discarded their national costume, they copy the Paris- ian fashions. But their want of taste seldom fails to make itself evident in glaring and ill-assorted colors, while those who can afford it overload them- selves with jewelry. Out of doors they wear preposterously high-heeled French boots, on which they totter along the roundly-paved streets, but on returning home they exchange these for slippers run down at the heels and their toilets for petticoats and jackets, the latter of thin calico in summer and fur-lined stuff in win- ter.—Cor. Chicago Tribune. ————— --A prisoner in a Delaware jail had ony a caseknife and a brickbat as tools to reach the outer world, but he got out in just sixty-nine minutes after be- ginning operations. and he lost nine minutes in reflection at that. Dran ass or the Tequor Babi Positively Curea by administering Dr. Haines’ Golden Specific. It can be given in a cup of-coffee or tea without the knowledge ot the person tah ing it; is absolutely harmless and will ettect crmapent and speedy cure, whether the patient moderate drink erora vhohe wrec Phousanas of drunkarc have been made temperate men who + taken Golden Specific thout their knowledge to-day beiieve they quit drinkir n free will. It never fails. tem once impregnated with the Specific it becomes an utter impossibility tor the liquor appetite to exist. For tull partic- ulars, address GOLDEN SPECIFIC CO., 185 Race st. Cincinnati, O. a “A LITTLE NONSENSE.” —“Is he a liar?” exclaimed one of two men talking loudly about a third man. ‘Well, I should say he was. He would rather tell a lie at sixty days than speak the truth for spot cash.— Albany Journal. —Greedy barber—‘‘Hair cut, sir?” Curt customer—‘'No, sir.” Greedy barber—‘‘Long, sir; reaches your coat collar.” Curt customer—‘‘Well, if it annoys you much I'll have my tailor cut my clothes decollete.”"—Town Topics. —Young man, entering store—“I see, sir, you have a card in your window—‘Help wanted.’” Proprietor (not liking the looks of applicant)— “Ah, a mistake! I keep that card for use in case of burglars.”—Burlington Free Press. —Detectives are no good,” said Tommy, who was reading a newspaper. “Why not?” asked his father. ‘It says there are a number of Congress- men at large. If the detectives were any good they would run ‘em in.”— Golden Days. —“So you found the clock ticking so loud that you couldn't sleep?” said the jeweler to the customer who re- ‘turned a clock. “You ought not growl when you have your bed tick- ing under you all night.” The man took the clock home again. —Life. —Cautious customer— “Is this a |hand-made cigar?” Indignant cab- bage factor—‘‘Hand-made? Isit hand- | made? Looky here, cull, do you think i we got time in dis shop to make see- | gars wid our feet? We ain't no freaks; | you take fe a dime museum?”— S JACOBS oll TERRIBLE SUFFERINGS. Perhaps no man ever wit- neased more physical suffer- ing than H. H. MEIGGS, the Great Railroad Contractor of §. America, whose autograph is here a shown and who writes: “St. Jacobs Ol! has accom. plished wonders. 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