The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, October 24, 1888, Page 7

| HONEST CARL DUNDER. NSVILLE ANGRY sly . Should feel better if you would for« Some Queer Things W > Old Gentle- —— mss Sty t 2 a ee ee eae = a ae | San eNO eet otcen fee 9 pee ase sey a e = : = give me for scolding so about ° ” irc aatalgt et sites ea ap ee me eee e most remarkable roung vomen Jar nll t : rd. G ‘oa! sing 2, oh ed be nm y ng = . J = : at Ould ; | : > Au . AND A FULL LINE OF FIRST-CLASS ion ta os aca = FARNI WAL SPRINC At Store, D FARM WACC Side “Square. Elast + ‘t talk s 1 1 the m Rece she had wget snd forgiv 1, Mes: ee over iv y It is Tth List k v ted se in the first | tried to dissus i t | o . Lou i wh ved | tion drove hei sanely w . | a Ate P See | a 1 : 2 loOkKea ih Over Sury pypeak quicshivy it s for Vv ito n - | decide. and go out to the av “Stay,” whi adox and speak at two] : : He folded her close to bis breast CLOCK. eae: forthe Rockford and Aurora watches. in Gold Oe Tustead, he evaded the pro “Little wife.” he said, vlet as go L > a: front. | crowds, made a flank) ae down to old Parchment’s ofiice and , a house some day. |: us movement and reach r One Hundred Dolls Ev i : Y- | 1 « f z As Catach tad tear up thore papers of separation.” tax-time comes I goes over by | ed th ahead of all the crowds. SO SOF ae aay . on +” der city hall to pay my taxes. ‘All | ene rorerey at T f ihe cow « not be cured by taking Hall's “Tdon't cae now sale ate «to it, Is headquarters tor fine Jewelry right, Mr. Dunder,’ says der man mit a eo ie ae ie Bee = io Catarrh Cure. sad Mrs. Paradox, laughing and x-book, ‘your tax vhas seext had reached the grove he hastily de- | F. J. Cuexey & Co., Props., Pok to, O. | erying in the s same breath Watches, Clocks, Solid Silver and Plated Ware, OC. ] seven d 3 It seems like it vhas | Hvered bimseif of a forty minute We, the undersigned, have known “Anc Spectacles of all kinds and for all ages; also fine Opera Glasses. You obese Z bus a haf to pay her. 1 speech, and, 1 saving the impression F. J. Chene p for the last 1 Oh ats) “And as bp.” said Mrs. Paradox, j are cordially invited te visit his establishment and examine vhas coing aybay. when aman) comes | oe erated: his thunder for a and believe hin Reeece y honorable ets bal ins ack. j his splendid display of beautitul goods and the low prices in und says he owns four hoonered | ‘ % ; ‘i ht. 1 tl “Jin all business transactions, d ti-| twisting the second button of hez feet next {o me, und how mooch yhas | 5Upreme effort at might, he then pro- | nancial], able to carry out any obli- husband's coat around and sxrouud, ALL KINDS OF ENGRAVING NEATLY ENECUTED der taxes? “Thirty-fife dollar, und | ceeded back to the Viele mansion, co aac by their firm. “we'll begin life over again—on an you vhill ple ase forgif me dot she vhas | and it is we Fs : ‘ 7 -sale rerists. ‘ nd it is understood, made immedi-}| West & Truax, Wholesale Druggists, af Regen : e ELE EE TMA STE ERTIES TEE TS ee | Sy high!’ Because I haf a lot my | ate preparations hae 1 a ts Toledo, Ohio pe gyecewiate Pee fthelepal ofofofefekajoley cs Ya a taxes vhas seexty-seven dollar. Be Tea satancoroh: i Ge Walding, Kinnan & Marvin, Whole- ‘i ye: mo MEG! Nat ls GEES gpribe as el eas ives fa tire on cause he haf a piece his taxes vhas | der the pretence of indisposition. sale Druggists, Toledo, Ohio. separation! Of course, there was @ fe dollars in a Kubber and ° i A = » ss ? at his first half hour cricuce In & BY eta tS shust half! I go home und think But this secret was carefully) &. H. Van Hoesen, Cashier, Toledo, | general gust of gossip about it; peo- 4 hodira Dee erotecnia Ne We a i ae ath him, = = = my wife, guarded, and when the hour arrived National Bank, Toledo, Ohio. ple said that “it was very strange j quito netting, m: Me . . yut we can’t make her oudt. i ; ‘ : . z St TS od eee re at being sob cee t : Someries onlSoonday Lihitchroop for his speech at the hall, the great Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken inter- | that the Paradox’s didn’t know their i der pony und take der oldt womans crowd were coolly informed that the nally, acting directly upon the blood own minds.” U eas 5,00 AGENTS WANTED AT € TO SUPPLY ‘Yen Million voters with the only official lives of BIC ‘MONEY ! ! GLEVELAND AND THURMAN By Hon. W. U. Hensel: Also Life of Mrs. Cleveland Exquisite steel portraits. Voters’ Cartridge Box, Reform Trade Policy, &c., complete. Agents report immense success. For best work, apply quick and make $200 to $500 a month “Outtit 3c. 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EVERINGHAN readiy Great Prospect Hammon. the y itor of the Christ the Scientist, Ho Benjam) PROP. LO: und Sh out to Springwells to see Maine man would not appear to fill brooder-in-law. Dot pony vhas : Ba nt 4 his engrgement. A feeling of dis- blind in one eye und he haf two ring- t if f bones und two spavins, und he vhas gus was manifest on many faces, so lazy dot he goes jog! jog! jog! all but they curbed themselves until der time. We vhas coming home | certain other shortcomings were when a policemans rushes oudt at us | und says: “Now you look oudt! Der werry next time you vhas driving so fast 1 take youin der Recorder's court und make your fine fife doflar!’ I shtop to shpeak mit him a few words und somebody mit two horses und a carriage und a silver harness comes along like lightning and almost runs my wheel off. I look at dot police- mans, but he doan’ see nothings. One day more ash a dozen fellers mit carts and avagons comes aroundt my place und calls “Rags! rags!” untilmy headaches. By und by T goes | advantage to Mr. Harrison in Indi- oudt in front of my place und calls: Si “Beer! beer! bec!’ und shust so queek | One prominent republican as- as some weasles I vhas arrested und | Serts that Blaine has undone all hinted around during yesterday in regard to his ill treatment of the ne and the volcano To add to it all, the crowds which were anticipated did not come, and altogether, the for- mer partisans of Mr. Blaine are an ugly frame of mind at this time. The remark common among republi- cans this evening that such aristo- crats and bombasts would be of no ySpaper men, broke loose. in rags! of und feel tickled all oafer.—Detroit Free Press. will not even offend his ears. As a fesees | natural consequence the democrats —2 ee —___ The Leap of a Rabbi. Lhave, on numerous occasions, fired jing at the discomfiture of their op- at the anit have been | ponents. > ume beyond s aoa ae y fowling piece; pachee William's Australian Herb Pills. It youare Yellow, Bilious, constipated with Headache. bad breath, drowsy, me as to make it run | panne out Souamitee is out & ite of speed, and, upon | roder, One box of these Pills will drive coming up with the tracks they have | all the troubles awa and make a left on the snow at such times, I have | being of you. Price 25 cts. been surprised at the distance they can zriv Pyte & eu MLY, Agent clear at each individual leap. Under | these conditions I once measured the | spaces cleared by an old Mexican hare, and found the first two equalled twelve shot almost inv: so alarming tl at its very bestr iable has the effect of new Windsor, Mo., Oct. 16—Quite a serieus difficulty occurred here to feet apiece. while the third effort was | night about 8:30, in which one of the rather more than thirteen feet, and I | have never known this species to ex- | participants was pretty dangerously ceed this, although I have tested not a | stabbed. few of them. Of course the rabbit can |'Salvation Army divines assaulted a not compete with such magnificent young man of this city, and to-night gymnastics as this: it will, however, AOE: be when thus frightened, make leaps of | a number of the latter's friends took fully six feet: “and on one occasion I | it up. astin Fair, who resides measured one on the dead-level prairie | three x i 1e country, and Fre« which was rather more than seven Bl } “f 7 E A lack] a slugger who has for At their common rate of goir feet. } re the the clears me re rarely some months past been sojourning were the purtigats eceiving the wound from The of Fair. F 1 eae Blackley wa iseases conditi or ous fined tree dollar, und der Shudge says | the good so far accomplished by the to me: * Mr. Dunder, I vhas astonished party in southern Indiana. In the mit you! If you doan’ know better A 1 Mai ts z ash dot I put you in some asylum mit | 7°? time t ne eae oe atesman 18 fools Doan’ let dot happen pareuing his triumphal march ie through the state, regardless of H, like I : 1 in der shtart, I the will regard as the barking make her all oudt, und if some- 2 ae re Wal poy « ell me I vhas mooch obliged | ®¢ buzzing of lesser lights. who | are corre sspondingly elated and laugh- | Stabbed at a Salvation ony Meeting. | they were a riddle he was trying to 7 sins | On last night one of the | and mucus surfaces of the system. Price, 75e. per bottle. Sold by all druggists 47-Im-e. MARRIED MISERY. After having lived three years to- gether Mr. aud Mrs. Paradox de- cided on a legal separation. For some e past they had done noth- ing but quarrel and nag at each oth- er, and now a council of relatives was held to consider the matter of separation. “You are sure you don’t care for her, Louis?” asked Paradox’s dearest friend and chum. “We've discussed that too much already,” was the husband's reply with a shrug of the shoulders, as if the matter had been settled long to mother of her “Have you ceased asked Mrs. Paradox daughter. And Abby Jane gasped with tear- love hi dimmed eyes, “Oh, long ago, mam- ma.” So the papers were signed separated man and wife, anc Mrs. Paradox returned to her ma val home, the husband took up jabode at a hotel until he could ar- range his affairs to leave for Canada. It was on the night that he was to start for Nova Scotia that a waiter entered his room and announced that ‘a lady would like to see him.” “It's my mother,” thought Mr. Paradox, who was sitting staring into the red coals of the grate as if read. But it was not his mother. It was his wife! “It's only me, Louis,” said Abby Jane trembling all over. I—I want- ,ed to spesk just a word or two be- | fore you went away—forever. “Are you not satisfied with Mr. the j allowances?!” sai 1 Paradox gioc “Oh, quit than gener- I two burried] } 1 cous dn't you on or things before part. about Rover’ He was au I was wrong , | Ea But Mr. and Mrs. Paradox were suited, and, after sll, that was the main thing.—New York Journal. ‘There's a blessing in the bottle on whose label we can read Dr. Pierce’s Favorite the woman who has Of aremedy fort ever know. ’Tis her best and truest triend, and hap- py thousands call it so, As they think of years of suff’ring were theirs before it came, Bringing them the balm ot healing, and they bless the very name of this womderfully, and deservedly, popular remedy tor the various ills wo- man is heir to. ‘Favorite Prescription” is the only medicine tor women, sold by druggists, under a positive guarantee, trom the manutacturers, that it will give satistaction in every case, or money will be retunded. fhis guarantee has been printed onthe bottle-wrapper, and faith- fully carried nut fer many year scription, ced trouble none but women tor that Iinmigration Thunder. We are in receipt from the Secre- tary of the Southwest Missouri Inn- migration Society, Mr. Guinn, of a copy of the Missouri Haud-book aud thy gotten up, and if properly distribat- ed will be of great benefit to this section of the state. Thehand-book contains short, pointed and truthful articles descriptive of the counties in the association, showing folder. They are most excell: thirteen the many resources and advantages of the the towns and counties. The folder has a very handsome imap of Missouri on one side and a sufficient amount of matter on the other to at- tract the attention of the reader and cause him to seek further tion concerning the territory adver- tised. The work is well executed, and the President and Secretary de- serve credit for their untiring work in bringing about such good results- —Review. informa- Time is distance. A New York 6s engineer has applied for a pat- tender, by ninety. aches. fi Poverty, pride, EE 1 feeulpgs Wiake &@ : | |