The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, June 27, 1888, Page 2

| i | | | | omens 4s 0 ne WHERE DIAMONDS Alt FOUND. The Rich Mines of So Indian and Bi South A 1 mines were discovered now produces from h mines—the De Bi Pan, the K 1 fonetin—t! diamond yicld. dividends last year 310,000,000. few months were quoted Jeers at £38. desired to consolidate the two imines, but because of the difference in the market value of the shares of the two mines the owners of the Ki berley refused to consider such a proposition. pears that De Beers shares have Lately, however, it ap- taken an unaccountable boom, spring- ing in a few days from £35 a share up to £51 a and at the same t De ighten banks, increase in Beers ley. This shares has tended to because diamond mining is like gol ue the De Beers people ; have secured control of the Kimber-! BRIDEGROOM AND PARSON. The Latter Was a Good friend to Former and Worked for Small Pay. ergyiman who now but who jp: Kansas gi oie @ curious | “Did you come to ask i any thing?” ; ‘Pechaps you came about getti }murried; persisted the mini Aga‘: silence. } “Did you come 1ay- “Well, there is a gal up our way that I think some about askin’, | kind a’ wa nted toknow ifyeud hitch mining—shares are apt to assume | ed down jest at one’t.” unnatural valuations on f| minister thoaelit wath orient new finds that : e| plan to pron hat he would, so true. | after some more talk. most of which It is considered a reznurkable fact that the four all situated within anda half are nes mentioned dius of one miles. capital in- 0,000,000. They are near Hopetown, in Griquland vested in them is West, now a part of Cape Colony. They produced last yer ved at rough inround numbers. per carat will run from $10 to After the cutti was worth probab y 3.646,5802 carats, $20,006,060 i n the The value $50. the yield Jast year 40,000,000, im ported to the United States. The large finds in South Africa have had a tendency to draw atten- tion to the almost abandoned dia- mond mines in India, and there have been org compar anized two diamond mining 5, one the Hyderabad & Deccan, to work the mines in the Valley Krishna, where the famous Kohinoor is supposed to have been found, and the other to operate in the Madras Presidency, where the Gor-Du-Nur, weighing twenty-four and one-half carats, was found in 1882. The Gor-Du-Nor is valued at $15,000. Brazil, once so famous for its diamonds, does not yield over 5 per cent of the present product of the world. English Spayin Liniment removes all Hard, Sott, or Callouscd Lumps and Blemishes from horses, Blood Spavin, Curbs, Splints, Sweeney, Stifles, Sprains Sore and Swollen Throat, Coughs, Etc- Save $50 by use of one bottle. Warrant, ed. Sold by W. J. Lanspows, Drug- gist, Butler, Mo. S-iyr. He Told the Truth. Magistrate (to new policeman); “Did you notice no suspicious char- acters about the neighborhood?” New Policeman: “Shure, yer hon- or, I saw won, and I asked him wot he was doin’ there at that time Onight. Sez he: ‘I have no business here just now, but I expect to open a jewelry shtore in the vacinity later on.’ At that I sez: ‘I wish you sue- cess, sor.” Magistrate (after a pause): “Yes, he did open a jewelry store in that vacinity and — took watche: New Policeman (after a pause): “Begorra, yer Honor, the mon may have been a thief, but he was no loiar.’—St. Louis Critic. The negroes living in the Chicki- saw nation have organized a scheme for removing into Oklahoma. What say the boomers waiting on the bor der of Southern Kansas to this move- ment of the Africans? seventeen ———— For First Place. A great amount of political engineer- ing will be done by friends of candi ates to secure for their man the first place on the ticket, and the best man will Proba- bly secure the coveted place. Then it indorsed by the majority of the people, the election is assured. Electric Bitters has been put to the front, its merits pas ed upon, has been indorsed, and un mously given the first place among r edies peculiarly adopted to the reliet cure of all Diseases of and Stomach guaranteed, is §0c. and $1 a bottle a druggists. 1 | the doiminie had to do, the t set in wh ich they might come “hitched.” Another Kausas s after a ¢ o° “hanker g = about 1 miles aw: to borre the parson’s horse a buggy to go and s 2 her. He nister, that distance to borrow a ior the rest of the it so little, i {lent him continued to come till he borrowed that horse and bugey thirteen tin m all before his courting Despite t ed. > unlucky nu turned out well, and he toask the parson to marry ve at last him. The parson consented and the ti was fixed, but the bride lived so far away permission was again asked to use the horse and bugy io bring her to the parsons house. This was also granted and the company was in- vited to attend the ceremony. At last, when the company and the bridal pair had assembled, and the clergyman stood up to marry the couple, it was found that the young man had no license. The poor min- ister had a dreadfvl time to make bim understand that the marriage could not proceed without it. But the upshot of it was that the horse tad buggy were borrowed again to go off to the next village and get a license. Of course, this would take a good part of the night, so the company was dismissed and a bed provided for the prospective bride. Early in the morning the young man reappeared with his license. A few hours later the company was reassembled and the pair were mar- ried. When the ceremony was over the groom handed the long suffering minister a dollar, saying that was all that he could give just now, be- cause the delay of the trip had put him some out o’ pocket, but he'd get $4 more some day sure, for he knew deserved it. But the story does not end here. Shortly after this a subscription was taken up to pay the minister his yearly salary. Five dollars a head was about the sum reckoned proper for payment. When the manager of the affair went among the parishoners to take up the money the late bride- groom handed out $4, saying: “Mr. A— would understand; he paid him | up $1 already.” So that thrifty parishoner got his yearly subscription, his marriage fee, | fourteen buggy rides, a night's lodg- |ing for his bride and breakfast for | both out of the minister. sll for the j sum of $5. Office boy. to country editor: “Man | outside, sir, wants to | tor.” | Editor (anxiou want of the edito: j floor with him.” | Editor (rel: 1}: “O, show him in. Iwas afraid it 3 somebody }come to stop his paper.’—Life. ~ see the edi- ‘Says he w: the resides in n’ the pay fort covidn’t be | “What does he | 1 ! A Bates County mpkin Put Unc to Make a Girl Marry Him. his 3 oclock in i ng if he would return. ret ed, ar Which be was j COLUMN ARTICLE » Parmer Li A big, his sweet apping art strolling Pe: 1 street recent: nd in hand, blissfully y of the happiness of each conscious on bein F ond seeing the sights, were rudely jeered in other's soci by some young men standing on the corner. The rustic suddenly awakened to the fact and dropped his fair com- panion’s hand. “Here, Sal, take this bundle,” he said, giving her a big ten-pound package. This she did, and John, freed from any incum- brances and filledfwitha fine courage because of her presence and the fact that her eyes were upon him, boldly marched back to the crowd of haif- grown, dudish youths, and proceed- ed with great expedition to knock their heads together. One, lifted from his feet by the collar, wildly kicked the air, and another made insane gyrations in a semi-circle, as the brawny farmer yanked him about with a firm grasp near the temui- nation of the unhappy young man’s coat tails. When the object lesson had been sufliciently enforced the countryman picked up his slouch hat from the sidewalk and rejoined his admiri g companion, who fairly bubbled over with delight at John’s powers. There was net enough material left in that crowd who guyed them to get up a pretense for a civil suit, and the farmer and his lass went on undis- turbed and swung their clasped hands as serenely as might be.—Al- bany Express. i Wail of a Broken Heart. “Tosum up the situation, the withdrawal of Blaine has demoralized the republican forces just at the critical time. All the percentages arein favor of the re-election of Cleveland, and if he fails, it will be through en unusual amount of blun- dering by his party. If Cleveland is re-elected, he will carry with him a |majority in the house and gain | enough to make the senate democrat jic. Then the democratic party will | have full sway. Texas will be di- ided into several states and demo- ie territories will be admitted: the results of republican rule will be wiped out as fast as possible and the country will be set back tothe status of 1860. Democracy will be estab- | lished in power for a long series of years and the republican party will | > be numbered with the things that | were. This will be the re: democratic victory the coming fall, and all signs point to that end.— | : Troy Chief. i 1 At ' | 1 The Weil-Bred Girl—What She Dees | utance FURALGIA NERVOUSNESS, NUMBNESS. AGCE, BOILS, CAR | ABSCESSES, PARAL | “le pres- | | YSIS, DYSPEPSIA IMPOT} CY, SWOLLEN ANKLES JGINTS, and your wife has | MALE WEAKNESS. 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