The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, May 23, 1888, Page 7

WOMEN IN PROVERBS. Stevenson for Vice-President. Washington, May 16.—The unani- mous renomination of president Cleveland on his own platform being a foregone conclusion, gossip on the democratic side of politics related briefly to the vice-presidential nom- ination at St. Louis, and the air is full of rumors ofnominations. Gen- eral Black, of Dlinois, is the favorite in the race and the latest effort of his opponents, who were recently booming Gen. Gray, of Indiana, is to bring out Assistant Postmaster- General Stevenson, who hails from Illinois. Mr. Stevenson, it is under- stood, had given the Dlinois demo- crats reason to believe that he would accept the nomination for governor, this year, and his recent intimation of a change of mind gives color to the idea that he has the vice-presi- dential bee in his bonnet. Tllinois democrats are disconcert- ed by this movement, and their talk brings out the intimation that his candidacy will not meet the general desire, that the second place on the ticket shall be given to a Union sol- dier with a record of distinguished service. Mr. Stevenson was not in the military service. His honorable title of general came to him on his accession to the postoffice depart- ment. In this respect he is at a dis- advantage compared with either Black or Morrison from the same state; but if he really takes the field he will have the powerful backing of an army of fourth class postmasters. The movement to give Thurman the vice-presidential nomination, which was intended to keep Ohio away from Black, was only one day’s won- der, as Thurman withdrew his name as soon as he saw it in print. On Spruce Items. Cons Chinch bugs are plentiful in this Was! May 15.—Carlisle section of the country. said this morning that this session Farmers are getting through would probably be the longest in planting corn in this part of the! the history of congress. It is the moral vineyard. intention and policy of the demo- Unele Sam Price and brother | cratic party to remain in session un- George are now visiting relatives in | til all the important bilis now before St. Louis. ' congress are acted upon, the pur- Mr. Richard Chenoworth has re- pose being to have record of busi- turned froma flying visit to Cali- | ness methods and good legislation fornia, and does not think he would | to go before the people on in the like to own a corner lot there if it | presidential campaign. As soon as was in Paradise. | the St. Louis convention is over leg- We understand the Morland Bros. | islation will be pushed vigorously, are going to leave us to locate in | appropriation bills will be rushed Urich, and would say to the people | and then other measures will be con- of Spruce, please call and settle; if | sidered. you have not got the money, cat Snare ge hides and old iron will be taken a8| Hard’ Sotte or Calloused Seige currency. Blemishes from horses, Blood Spavin, Will Hooper says married life is ee bliss, and wishes he had married ten | Save $50 by use of one bottle. Beg se Miss Sudie Bowden will soon — leave this section of the country for; 4 Man Prone to Murder at Large. California, where she will join her| Joliet, Ill., May 15.—Billy Hutch- sister, Mrs. Allison. inson, one of the worst desperadoes Lee Westmoreland still has an|that Chicagofhas yet turned out, appointment every two weeks at made his escape from the Kankakee Uncle Sam’s, hasn't he, Dora? asylum yesterday morning. Hutch- Mr. Jim Board says he wishes they | inson has been an habitual criminal would work the roads out east for | for twenty years past. He has serv- about two miles for his accommo-| ed three terms at Joliet prison for dation. such crimes as burglary, robbery and Will Hoover is hitching his horse{ murder. In June, 1885, he slaugh- near Shelton school house every|tered his mistress, an Iowa girl Sunday evening. How is that for | named Kitty Hall, in ther rooms in high, Annie? a house on Pacific avenue, Chicago. Milton Beatty still goes to Johns-| He escaped with a sentence of sey- town. What is the attraction, Mil-|enteen years at Joliet. He became ton? insane soon after and was taken to We understand that Mr. Tom|the insane asylum at Kankakee. Board is contemplating getting mar- | Hutchinson is subject to epileptic ried, and would like to know if Mr. | fits, and while in these fits will eom- Fowler has any objection. mit murder. essional Adjournment Distant. The Mean Things that Smart Alexan- ders Say of Women. R. DEACON, HARDWARE AND A FULL LINE OF FIRST-CLASS HAM MACHINERY, TOP BUGGIES SPRINC AND FARM WACONS. Store, East Side Square. THE GRANGE STORE, - ——DEALERS IN—— ROCERIES, ‘DRY GOODS &€. Also Agents for the STANDARD IMPLEMENT CO. ows, Harrows, Corn Planters, Mowers and repairs for Popular proverbs of all nations are full of unkind allusions to wom- en. It is rare, indeed, to finda pop- ular saying that speaks well of the sex. ‘Women are variable as April weather,” say the Germans; ‘“‘Wom- en, wind and fortune change,” say the Spaniards, while the English equivalent is “A woman’s mind and April wind will change oft.” Wom- en are talkative: “A woman's tongue wags like a lamb’s tail” (English). “A woman’s strength is in her tongue” (Welsh). “Women are nev- er at a loss for words” (German). “Three women and three geese make a market” (Italian.) “Foxes are all tail and women are all tongue” (French). “All women are good Lutherans; they would rather preach than hear mass” (Danish). “A wom- an’s tongue is her sword and she does not let it rust” (Chinese). They are great babblers. “To a woman and a inagpie tell what you would in the market place” (Spanish). “A woman conceals what she does not know” (English). ‘‘Women can keep a secret, but it takes a great many of them to do so” (American). They have little logic, yet their intuitions are sometimes valuable: “Women are wise off-hand, but fools on re- flection” (Italian). “Take a woman’s first advice, but not her second” (French). “A woman's council is no great thing, but he who does not take it if fool” (Spanish). “Sum- mer-sown corn and women’s advice turn out well once in seven years” (German). ‘Women are watches that keep bad time” (Ibid). “It is the same. These are the same goods handled by L. G. HENRY. J.C. McCONNELL, Manager. FRANZ, BERNHARDT'S : : : the whole, the commissioner of pen-]| We wonder what was the matter Seva ate: right to obey a sensible | gions seems to have such astart that | with Loren Whitmore last Sunday Bucklen’s Arnica Salve. wife” (Servian). To the latter prov- it will be no easy task to overtake that he did not go east. The Best Salve in the world for Cnt» erb there hangs a tale. A Herzego- vinian once asked a kadi whether a man ought to obey his wife, and was answered in the negative. Then said the Herzegovinian: “My wife pressed me this morning to bring thee a pot of beef suet, but I rejoice to know that I have done well in refusing her.” “Verily,” returned the kadi, “It is sometimes right to obey a sensible wife.” Women are quarrelsome and self-willed: “Be- cause isa woman’s answer” (Eng- lish). ‘He that hath a wife hath strife” (French). “What a woman wills God wills” (Scotch). They are vain and greedy of praise: “Women and maidens must be praised, wheth- ms er truly or falsely” (German). “Ev- ery woman would rather be hand- , VIGOROUS H EALTH some than good” (Ibid). They are GURY, Pesieen oer one < Pa eee icee troubles end all Quacks, untrustworthy: “Beware of a bad sep itiontes larg hove only aim istableed their vic- . 4 A: SURE and no in a good sof whom took a Full treat ag time DY that woman, and put no trust goo oi ALP ky Stearns peak Bie one” (Spanish). They must be han- SES ‘bec! roken, é * = Bruises, Cuts, Ulcers Salt Rheum, Fever him. Walter Cole, the confirmed old Sores, Cancers, Piles, Chilblains, Corns, bachelor, still picks up courage | Teter, Chepped Bansts ane all skin erup- . tions,and postively cures piles, or no pay enough to look at the girls and required. Itis guaranteed to give pertect smile occasionally. satistaction, or money refnnded. Prive ears : box, 25 cts i y - Mr. Eli Kincade has got himself a at ee sicts Boren yal Durby hat and is thinking of setting ae out already. Ingersoll’s eulogy on Conkling as We wonder if Bob Davis is learn-| to word painting is perfect, but with ing the carpenter trade this summer. | all its rythm and music it lacks the Can you tell us, Miss Katie? comfort which even in the beautiful Loresa. | drama of “Ion” is so well depicted and so eloquently uttered concern- ing the soul's immortality. When about to yield his life a sacrifice to fate, his own Clemantha asks if they shall meet again, and he responds: “T have asked that dreadful question of the hills that look eternal—-of the clear streams that flow forever—of the stars among whose field of azure my raised spirits have walked in glory. All are dumb. But as I gaze on thy living face, I feel that there is something in the love that mantles through its beauty that’ cannot perish. We shall meet again my Clemanthe.” It is this hope that has sustained humanity in its darkest hour through ages of time, and still will sustain it when Inger- soll and his followers are silenced forever.—Sedalia Bazoo. English Spavin Liniment removes all hard, sof} or calloused lumps and blem- ishes trom horses, plood spavin, curb, splints, sweeney, stifles, sprains, rore and swollen throat, coughs, etc. Save fifty dollars by use of one bottle. Warranted. Sold bv W. J. Lansdown, Druggist, But- ler, Mo. 1i-I yr The New York Tuttles. The republican politicians who run the Grand Army machine have been keeping rather quiet of late, and the public was beginning to forget the disgraceful outbursts of the Tuttles, the Fairchilds, and the Forakers last year. But trouble has broken out again, and the organiza- tion cuts almost as sorry a figure as a year ago. It has long been the custom of the Grand Army men in New York and Brooklyn to invite the president of the United States and the governor of the state to at- tend the exercises in these cities on Memorial day. Mr. Cleveland was invited this year, occording to cus- tom, and has accepted, as republican presidents often accepted. There- upon the republican politicians in some of the Brooklyn posts have burst forth in protests against his coming, and they are talking almost as foolishly as Tuttle talked about the proposed visit to St. Louis last agent forthe Rockford and Aurora watches. in Gold, Silver and Filled Cases, very caeap. EWELRY STORE, Is headquarters for fne Jewelry EWatches, Clocks, Solid Silver and Plated Ware, &c. Spectacles of all kinds and for all ages; also fine Opera Glasses. You are cordially invited te visit his establishment and examine his splendid display of beautitul goods and the low prices, ALL KINDS OF ENGRAVING NEATLY EXECUTED: Harmonious Clippings. Deferred from last week. Chinch bugs, are all the cry. Miss Guihen left for her home in Pettis county. She leaves many warm friends here. Miss Emma Elliott, who is attend- ing school in Butler, spent Saturday and Sunday with her parents and friends in Shawnee. Mrs. B. Allen is visiting friends and relatives in Pettis Co. Rey. Randall preached a splendid sermon at Harmony school house Sunday at 4 o'clock p. m. An ap- pointment was left for thesame hour and place the Ist Sunday in June. Our young friend Tom Elliott, will surely make a success in life, if he always adheres as closely to the motto “Try, try again,” as he did | last Sunday evening. Bronchitis. Why were so many of the young | Ballard’s Horehound Syrup cures were | Y Gocag te Sy pri ae ie eat didieucie yeas | dled roughly: Here area Latin, Ital- rete ay Deter iniecie cnet aie ‘The |ian and an English couplet, which jutely restore premati ed animati 9 penton eaiormont of | Become encerfal and ropidy gina bath mrengeiend eal ‘Strength —— © a oe THEATHENT-—Suies oferta Tom g|*2. tech the same ungallant doe ; sana with atement of yom HARRIS REMEDY CO., Merc Curmsts, 906K N. Tenth St: IS, 30. Nux, asinus, muller simill sunt lege ligata Hac tris nil recte faciunt si verbera cessant. ESTABLISHED 1897. It is now nearty sixty co this medicine was offered as @ lor Worms, and from that time ite it is almost us univers fd has steadily ee od wat ak ‘gene Ht parts of the wor ‘orm Confeet made more jo more forthe lessibe the than of oe the anufactared al all over the a lease of life is nearly exhausted, and a meee ee ares min forae aay Children often look pale es ae = rus, amd the result of these hidden sappers and “verishysometiines ring food and eating ravi atain reluning wholceome ict Donne, asiati e noci Voglion’ le mani atroce. A spaiel, a woman and a walnut tree— The more they are beaten the better they be. Much wiser is the Scotch saying: “You may ding the diel into a wife, year. This sort of thing is rapidly i 3 Seer i moaning and grinding ‘then be amsured eetnepriiongt : is - | ladi Harm: B hitis 1 all other diseases of be 7 a. i but ye'll ne’er ding him out o’ her.” | making people weary of the organi- es of ony looking soforlorn | bronchitis an: ee ate on : 2 ast i last Sunday afternoon? the throat and lungs. It gives in With such a catalogue of faults, it is } zation New York Evening Post. ee stant reliet and will cure the worst apie z aca Doan the eange. It haa be a sEGTEN Derond earil that worme ae wonder that in French proverbi- Good rain; weather cool for the | Cough. m earliest wothers whoare more constandy | 9} philosophy “A man of straw is Rheumatism and Neuralgia cured in]. a i pire rh eee pees gs they exiet. they can P pay 1to 3 days for 75 cents by Detchon’s | time of year. A Detroit journal having announc- k ~itata to recommend edie and eee tin their Gao ‘Of the most eminent of worth a woman of gold;” that the] “MysticCure.” Do not suffer and waste 5 3S ] . x - Uniform fuccoen in fart Ie never fails. Te hax fre : y i dics Ete ab Shawneeites say it is too late to} eda prize of $500 to be given to the reed and imme inte are the cause of So cete on eee est teenaged Germans think “There are only two money on other remedies. is abso to examine ev: ee Serra The simple name of FaHsFstock is st look closely and carefully the initials are &, A» FAHNESTOCK, and be satis: |, Howare Co., Mo. Pa. plant corn. . Preaching at Salem on Saturday and Sunday, by Rev. Tompkins. Mrs. Sercy was baptized after 2 o’clock service on Saturday. The services on Sunday were largely at tended. lutely never tails. Sold by W. J. Lans- person who should send to it before Down, Druggist, Butler, Mo. 8-6m. June Ist a correct guess as to the three hottest days of the coming summer in Detroit. General Greeley, chief of the signal service bureau, telegraphed from Washington on Friday that July 14, 15and 16 should Mr. Tip Ficklen and bride were|pe the three hottest days. And seen going westward at lightning | prof. George Root, the Canton, Mo., speed Sunday eve. We know that) meteorologist, says that four warm- oe Sie B8YE | ost periods, which include also the Rev. Tompkins also gave an inter- three hottest days, the dates of esting itu at the Bethel school | Which will be given publicly in due house Sunday night. ‘time will be: June 28-29; July 26-28; es <n ar Poca of | August 20-30; September 23-25. em was not presen unday eve? 3 (t Why was Miss Anna Ray looking The worst storm ‘ periods : orna- so pleasing Sunday? does, cyclones, etc.,) will be: June We can't conceive why it is that | 30 to July 2, July 28-30; August 12- Mr. Bert Coffman‘can look so pleas- | 18; August 29 to September 3, Sep- ing since he has been the cause of | tember 14 to 28, this last proving to two hearts being rent asunder. be the most destructive of them all- Hg: sites — ao ae | He also states that a severe protrac- forlorn for the past week? We ad-} ted drouth may be looked for in Ju-_ vise you to adobt the plan of Mr. | i ly. Tom Elliott. | good women in the world; one of them is dead, and the other is not to be found,” and complain that “a bag of fleas is easier to keep guard over than a woman;” that the Ital- ians say; “Women rouge that they may not blush,” and he loseth his wife and a farthing hath a great loss of his farthing;” that the Spaniard say: “There is only one bad wife and every man thinks he has her” (the Scotch, by the way, are so sur- prisingly gallant as to quote the same proverb only with the word “good” substituted for “bad,”) and that the proverbs of all nations unite in warning the bachelor, “Marry in haste and repent at leasure.” Yet, after all, perhaps the wisdom of the ages is summed up in the Yortu- gese: “Women are supernumer- ary when present, and missed when absent..—Lippincott’s Maga- zine. Camparpcr. Mp. Ala a eae B.A. Fahnestock” Vermi- fuge in my practice for many years, I have no hes can) tancy ia recommending it as a Temedy which is safe, Se i a Vermifuge is An Unknown Suicide. Lee’s Summit, Mo., May 16.— Wednesday the dead body of a man was found in the field of J. W. Bai. ley, near this place. A large hole was found in his forehead and the top of his skull was horribly crush- ed. In his hand was clutched a 44- calibre pistol with one chamber empty. An inquest developed sui- cide. . He had visited some houses the evening previous, acting strange- ly and talked incoherently. W. H. Hamilton recognized him as having been in Greenleaf, Kan., last fall, where he called himself Hawkins, claiming to be a railroad detective, but was looked upon as a gambler. Documents on his body would indi- date that his name is Charles Wil- liams. oe Itch, Mange and scratches of every M.D. HOS. H. HANDY. 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