The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, May 2, 1888, Page 2

thee His canes he His waiste He had fuii titty Andr numbere His gloves His ue This swelly you So sun him on the n To show the world his garm And fascin: murmured, © Women are nts gay y maid; contentedlee: all gone on me! The pretty gyurl in Washington. She found her life ad gh suitors purned, re wuse That the key ne in crov was each one urdiess of his rank; said, “I do not feel y could fill my life's ideal.” The army tried in vain to win This beautiful but joyless maid; Likewise the men with lots of tin, The lu k of gold To Be n and Bur she answer Lean@ adure the horrid law.’ tham youth, ink I'll settle down.” she murmured soft, 5 $ ideal I see ‘The lovely youth I've dreamed of oft, And swift my heart goes out to hee; Im sure that all my life Ican Be happy with that pre’ tty man!” Quoth he: “Though as a usual thing Ish ; lots of tin May reconcile me to a ring; ‘Therefore I think Til take this in!* So pitapet away they geed In double harness down life's road, —Haberdasher, —---—+ ee __. A MONSTER BRIDGE. The Startling Proposition Made by @ Noted New York Engineer. At a meet of the American So- ciety of Civil “Engineer Prof. Gustav Bindenthal read an exhaustive paper wn “The North Ri Bridge Prob- Jem.”’ It outlined a gigantic scheme dr constructing a suspension bridge across the Hudson at a point between Fourteenth and Twenty-eighth streets, for the purpose of bringing all of the great railroad lines into this city. The plan of the bridge consisted of two wrought iron towers on sunken stone piers, at equal distances from either shore, with three suspension spans, the middle one being 2,850 feet long. The largest single span ever designed up to the present day is that belonging to a bridge now being constructed in Scotland. Its length is 1,700 feet. ‘The professor argued that the great width of the river had made engineers rather favor atunnel than a bridge, owing to the many difliculties involved in the con- struction of the latter. Still, a bridge with six tracks, which would accom- modate all of the railroads desiring to enter this city, could be con- structed at a much smaller cost than the number of tunnels that would be required for the same pur- pose. Besides, it would be much safer. A bridge built according to his plan, he said, would be e: <\.msferring 50,009 passengers in one direction, and would thus meet the demands for least fifty years The cost of construction for the bridge alone, including anchorages and abut ments, would not exceed $15,000,000 This estimate did not inelude the outlay which would be involved in the purchase of the necessary amount of land at either approach, nor for the tracks and stations of the termini. — N. ¥. Observer. ee New and Efficient: Designs Invented by American Geniuses. “The increased sale of poison has eaused manufacturers of rat and mouse traps to wake up,”’ said a sale- man recently. “Those patent foods are so much easier to handle than the old traps that housekeepers prefer to use them. The old-fashioned mousetraps made of wire and wood, with a piece af cheese hung on a hook inside, have lone entirely out of ds The trouble Jin these traps is that the rats and mice soon get to know them and will Keep away from them. A new trap for mice has been made and is very successful. It is built in the pe of a small house with doors and windows. These doors and win- dows all open when pushed against, but spring shut again at once and can not be opened from the inside. Asa bait a little grain is distributed about the inside of thehouse. The mice soon tird S out and several ean be caught in one night in this trap. For ger is required, and rats are too. Avery popular tr: “py is mi ade of two rows of steel teeth. When the trap is set these teet! opened and hiddea from view. A piece of meat is placed on a spring in the center of | She trap, and when touched releases the teeth, which spring shut and kill the rat atonee. All rat traps are on the spring s piece of steel wire that falls the rata prisoner. Rat m very much when caught and some have deen known to eat off their own legs to release thomselves—™. ¥. Mail @nd Express. nd holds at many good sto: lieute BBANLG £ ty of looki complexion gest the Indian type. over the sessions of the mer, usually formal mar mouth-piece pipe between his lips. ter among themselves, conclusion that the presiding cer’s demeanor was not suff Be Sure to Cet Hood’s Sarsaparilla, my child. See that they do not ve you anything else. You remember it is the medicine which did mama so much gooda year ag ae favorite Sprin edicine pring Med Nearly everybody needs a good spring medi- cine like Hood’s Sarsaparilla to expel impuri- ties which accumulate in the blood during the winter, keep up strength as warm weather comes on, create an appetite and promote and called the attention of ate to the was smoking. fact that Mr. Brockmeyer laid addressing senate, said: “The president is not smokir “Well, he was smoking,” ‘ie has oe t in his time, great nar Brockineyer, “but he is not smoking new.” And having escaped censu From that time was frequently called to his i: ment of the rules, but he never stop ped smoking more than ten or fifteen attention When Thomas T. Crittenden to be inaugurated Missouri the senate chamber wa course, crowded with peol le. kimeyer wi the hour for the ceremony drew near expectation among the spectators was at its height. of the clock indicated the hour doors of the senate Just asthe hands open and a pompous doorkeep deep voice announced: r. President, ssouri approaches!” Lieutenant Governor Brockmeyer looked up lazily from the piece of paper on which he had been serib- “Vell, let him come right said he, ‘“Dat’s what we're here for The roars of laughter that greeted this announcement somewhat. inter- fered with the solemnity of the oc There was a number of Indians at the state capital, Jefferson City, dur ing governor Brockmeyer’s One day some one informed the barkeepers at the hotels that they must not sell any liquor to the Indians because there was a federal law against it. That evening ernor Brockmeyer strolled into the Madison house. man behind the bar. meyer rested his elbows on the coun- ter and called for some whiskey and The barkeeper ly at the dark skin and straight b hair of the stranger for i Governor Brock - looked close turning his back on shag = Spats on, now. os matter with you? said rather warmly. fe don’t sell liquor to Indians.” you tam fool 'm a Dutch- S the governor. ily. “Perhaps you're a Dutch Indian, but, all the same. y liquor here. the governor, And he did not.— Bronchitis. Ballard’s Horehound Bronchitis the throat and lungs. stant reliet and w Syrup cures and all other —- ot Governor Hill, of New York, as is well known, is an old bateh, suffer ed a disappointment once upon e and since then he i uith in the fair s em. One trap has a |} | that we cann healthy digestion. Try Hood's Sarsaparilla and you will be convinced of its peculiar merits. 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Mambrino Chief, Jr., traces to a num- ber of the most famous trotting sires the world has ever known, several crosses ot Mambrino Chief, McDonald’s Mam- ng’s Bay Messenger, | - by Jr. » Pilot Tr.. Bish- orf | Lee’s Bi. breeder. | spring, his tirst get. twel tor when colt comes or whe mare colt to be shown in Butle | of 1889, to be judged by disinterested nee ties. hands hig £ ton, Ky ist dam by ams Jr., son of Alame by Almont. 2nd dam Kelly by Zachary | dam Old Nelly by ‘Lom Crowde j dams ot John W. Conley 224, Belv wood ty 226 1-4. r, 2nd | first premiu 34 ir dam Sal ny Rysdik’s Hambleto- } ck n, and ten or twelve cross- thorough blood in America, Bedtord, Imported ef, Jr’s. eeding is | Missouri, c iaction makes gentle al purpose horses. Li By as ses betore ve it would my as [i eir interest. 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