The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, January 11, 1888, Page 6

FULL. OF FUN. ythat you love me,” said the charming young lady to the dude. *Tdo,”” he ‘replied. ‘Then why do you ask. me to marry you?’—Zoston Courier. —Stranger—“Can yon tell me when the batid begins to play?” Oifie “T kin s nut deaf I b Wait here, and whin it sthreikes up Oil let yez know.” —Judge. —A Frenchman say When your friend Janghs It is for him to tell you- the cause of his merriment; ‘when your Mriend--cries’ it is for you-to ascertain ‘the reason of his grief’ ’ —In the local persagal columns of the Uties (N. Y.): Herald; is announced the departure {di.Chipa, on a pleasure trip, of Jo Sing and. Ah Hum, “re- B8pected members of our celestial com- munity.”’ “Are some letters of the alphabet male and some female?’ asked Mrs. Jones of her husband. “Why, no, dear; why do you ask?” “I heard a foreign missionary speak so often of the Malays.” —‘Bridget, I tink I'll shave off me galways,”” remarked Mr. Hoolahan, sally. “Why, Micky?” “The b’ys is beginnin to ask me why I don’t put tassels onto that fringe.” — Washington Critic. —'Just think,” said Mrs. Walkin to her modiste. “the very next day after my new black suit was sent home I was called to go out of town toa funeral."”, “Wasn't that nice!" was the absent-minded reply.—Boston Commonwealth. —"So you want to be a newspaper man, do you?” aid the city editor. “Yes, sir.’ “Your last employer says that you are very honest and truth- ful.” “1don’t think Iever told a he, sir.” “Well—er—don’t you think you could learn?” — Washington Critic. —Take Warning— If men their wise physicians doubt, And still persist in dining oubt, They'll rue the day They have to pay The painful penalties of goubt. —Texas Siftings. —Actor’s wife—*'Why so depressed, Claude? What has come over you?” Claude—*T am cast for a part that is unworthy of me. Still, if I deciine it 1 am liable to be discharged. I really do not know how to act under the cir- cumstances.’” Wife—‘Well, Ciaude, you don’t know how to act under any circumstances, so don’t let that dis- tress you?” — Zexas Siftings. —Distinguished foreigner—“Yes, I have traveled a great deal in this country, and I can not help wondering why your Government does not catch these train-robbers and lock them up."" American—‘*Have you met train-rob- bers?’ = “Plenty of them; they're everywhere, it seems to me, but I must Say they are very polite fur highway- men." “Polite?” “Very; and I notice, too, that they are all colored men.” “Oh, those aro not train-rob- bers; those are porters.""— Omaha World. —He was at the end of the car and blew five loud and successive blasts-on his nose. A man in the center of the car sprang up, located the man, and inquired: ‘Was that a danger signal or only your usual way of blowing your brains out?’ “If you will get off the car I'll whip you in two minutes!" said the. man. with the nose, as he turned very red. *‘That settles it, and I sit down. No danger, ladies—all keep your seats. It was one of his usual biows,”’—The Earth, —A friend in the South asked a negro gitl her name. *“Matilda,”” was the'answer. “But thatisn’t your only name,” said the lady. ‘Thus en- couraged, the girl glibly recited: “Matilda Minerva Minelva Virginia V.ctorin Jane” (here memory fails me, for my friend reported the entire num- ber of names as cigh:). At the end of the recitation, the girl said, proudly: “My grandmother named me." “But haven’t you any more names than that??-askel her mischievous inter- rogator. Conscious of having made a fair showing, the girl was puzzled to answer so unusual a question. At last she said, slowly: “My grandmother died." — Rheumatism and ‘Neuralgia Cured in Two Days. *° ‘Phe Indiana Chemical Co. have discov- ,ereda compound which acts with truly *\marvelqus rapidity in the cure ot Rheu- matism and Neuralgia. We guarantee it fo cure any and every case of acute ‘Inflammatory Rheumatism and Neuralgia nd to give immediate reliet in chronic cases and ettect aspeedy cure. _ On receipt of 30 cents, in two cent stamps, we will Send to any address the ription tor this wondertul com pound which can be filled by your home druggist atsmall cost. We take this means ot giving our discovery to the public instead of putting it out asa patent medicine, it being much less expensive. We will gladly refund money if satisraction is not given. Tue Inpiana Curmicat Co, to-1yr Crawtordsville, Ind Rev. J. H. Walker, a Presbyterian clergyman, has resigned his church at Campbell’s park, Chicago, because he is afraid of starvation if he con- tInues incharge of the pulpit. salary. He} has waited and waited in vain for THE CHICKEN BUSINESS. flow It Can Be Made a Never-Failing Source of Income. Imade some practical experiments fast win'er of considerable value, I think, in regard to hens. place, I wish to say that it is simply a shame that more attention is not paid to the chicken business in this country. If properly attended to it is one of the most profitrble branches of farm in- dustry, but it is shamefully negiected. | Every kernel of corn that is fed to hens is considered wasted. The hens are poorly cared for, improperly shel- tered, and the result is that they are uncomforteble: They freez: their feet and nearly sfarve to dea h during winter. The result isy that “it takes’ them until the middle of May to re- cruit sufficien'ly to-be. in comlition to lay. Hens kept‘in this way are truly unprofitable. There is no portion of this country that is tov cold-for profit- able chicken culture. This is demon- strated by the fact that we import near- ly two million dollars’ worth of eggs annually from Canada A great deal has been said about fish and fisheries, while in fact the value of eggs im- ported from Canada every y'ar ex- ceeds that of fish by more than $800,- C00. This should not be. We ought not to import a single egg from Canada. Another thing of special wonder to me is that so few farmers appreciate what possibilities there-are in raising spring chickens for early market. They are always eagerly sought after and are invariably profitable. Chick- ens must be kept warm. Give the hen-house a southern ¢xposure, and put in plenty of good sash to still further increase the warmth. Do not leave cracks to admit the snow and wind. If you find that the sun will not be sufficient to warm the house, a small coal oil stove will pay hand- somely. The cost of running this is so small compared with the profit that will accrue, that it does not pay to hesitate on that point. In thesummer the sashes can either be removed and slats substituted, or the glass can be covered with white- wash or a curtain to keep out the direct rays of the sun. A poultry house should be cleaned out once a fortnight and whitewashed once in six weeks at the farthest. There is no other way to be certain of keeping out lice, and making sure that the hens will be healthy. The best roosts are light trestles about eighteen inches high. These can be made of inch strips about four feet long, and as may as are neces- sary. It is not best to have roosts too high. The roosts should be made mov- able for convenience in cleaning. Above all things care should be taken with the nests, Fresh straw should be put in whenever the house is cleaned. Some may obj-ct that all this is a matter of trouble. So is any thing that brings profit on the farm. The stables are cleaned every day. It is not a difficult or along task to clean achicken house. The | principal thing is to get in the wav of doing it as other chores are done. There is no half way that is worth doing in the chicken bus- iness, Either a considerable brood should be kept and proper care given them, and thus make them pay, or none at all should be kept.—Cor. Ohio Farmer. ——~«e A man who has practiced medicine to - 40 years ought to know salt trom sug’ ,, read what he says: Toledo, O., Jan. 10.— Messrs. F. J. Cheney & Co men:—I have been in the « tice ot medicine tor most would say that in all m~ , practice and ex- perience, have never Geen a preparation that I could prescr’jye with as much con- fidence of succe 4. as I can Hall's Catarrh Cure, manuf? ctured by you. Have pre- scribed it? great many iimes and its ef | | | | i | | i j } | 1887. -—Gentle- aeneral prac- = 40 vears, and tect is Wynderful, and wonld say in con- clusio , that I nave yet to find a case ot C@"arrh that it would not cure, if they Would take it according to directions. Yours Trulv, L. 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THE ATHLOPHOROS CO. 112 Wall St., New York. This old English Family Medicine in use for 86 years, all over the world, The cleansing, antiseptic and | for Bile, Indigestion, Liver, &c. healing qua'ities of Dr. Sege’s Ca-| Of Pure Yegetaiie lagredients, tarrh Remedy are unequaled. | FREE ae MERCUR In the first | COCKLE'S:32:. PILLS | Order of Publication. STATE OF MISSOURI, os County of Bates » Saeed In the circuit court of said county, in vacation December ‘3th, 1887, = Mattie Benefielu. plaintiff, vs. WalkerS. Beae- fleid, defendant Now at this day comes the plaintif herein, by her attorney before the undersigned clerk of the circuit court, in vacation and files her petition and affidavit, allezing, among other things. that defendant is nota resident ofthe | | state of Missouri. Wherenpon it is ordered by the clerk in vacation that said defendant ie | notified by publication that plaintiff has com- | menced a =uit against him in this court, by | petition and affidavit the object and genera! | nature of which ix to obtain a decree of divorce | from the bonds of matrimony heretofore con- | contracted with said defendant, and for the | j care custody and controlof the children born of said marriage, up»n the ground shat said | ‘lefendant has deserted and absented himself | from p.aintiff withouta reasonable cause for | CASTORIA for Infants and Children. “Castoria is so well adapted tochildren that [recommend itas superiortoany aa Castoria cures Colic, Constipation, Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea, Eructation, more than the spaceof one, year, next before | fmowntome.” HLA Agcuen. MD. Kills Worms, gives sleep, abd promotes di- the nging of thissnit an at unless the Oxford said Waiker’S. Benefield, be and appear at this ee Bt, Breolia, 5 wubous injurious medication, Court,'at the‘next Term thereof.te be begun and holden at the Court House in the city of Batler, in sqid County. the sixth day of Febn- | ary next,and on or before the sixth day of saiu Term, if the Term shall'so long continue—and if not, then on orbefore the last day of said Term—answer or plead to the Petition in said cause. the same will be taken as confessed, and judgment will be rendered accordingly And be it farther ordere!. that a copy hereof be publishe! according tolaw.in the Butler Weekly Times a weckly newspaper printed and published in Bates County, Mo. for four weeks sncceasivly, the last insertion*to be at least four we. ks befure the first day of the next term of Circuit Coart JOHNC. HAYES, Circuit Clerk. gir. Ceytaca Coxurasy, 182 Fulton Street, N. ¥. Bennett, Wheeler & Co., f the Ci {sa1] Court of ates County, this 18th day of Dealers in tne Celebrated December 1887 Nos JOHN C. HAYES, Circnit Clerk Order of Publication. STATE OF MISSOURI, } County or Batxs, in th» circuit court 9i said county, November term. 13837. McCormick Distilling Company plaintiff, vs D. W. Simpson, delendant Now at this day comes the plaintiff herein by its attorneys. and it appearing to the satisfac- tion of the court from the return of the sheriff on the writ of attachment herein that the de- fendant, D. W. Simpson, cannot be summon- ed in this action it is ordered by the court that said defendant be notified by publication that plaintiff has commenced a suit against him in this court, by petition and attachment, found- ed or an account for thesum of sixty-seven doliars and seventy cent-~, that his property has beer attached and that uless the said D. W Simpson be and appear at this court, at the next term thereof, to be begun and holden at the court house in the city of Butler, in county, on the First Monday of February next, and on or before the sixth day of term, iftheterm shall so long continu if not, then on or before the last day of term—answer or plead to the petition in cause, the same will be taken as confer and judgment will be rendered against John Deer : Bradley Stirring Poms Bradley, Canton. Leere and Brown Cultivators; New Departure Tongueless Cultivators. Deere? Keystone Rotary Drop Comn Planters,| 2 With Deere All Steel Check Rower with Automatic Reel, a Pattee Statk Cutters, New Ground Plows, Harrows and Sulkyv Plows NE ieee eas HALLADAY WIND MILLS, IRON, WOOD AND CHAIN PUMPS, WAGONS, BUGGIES AND CARRIAGES. ALL KINDS OF GRASS SEEDS Hardware, Groceries, Iron, Nails, Wagon Woodwork, &c. him and his property sold to satisfy the same And be it farterordered, that a copy hereof be published, accordidg to law, in the Batler Weekly Times, a weekly newspaper printed and published in ttates county, Missouri, for four weeks succensively, the last insertion to be at least four weeks before the first day of the next term of said circui: court. A true copy from the record. Witness my hand and the seal of the circuit {sea} court of Bates county, this 30th day of November, 1887. C. HAYES, No.2. cirenlt Clerk Order of Publication. STATE OF MISSOURI, FRANZ BERNHARDT’S fos. County, in vacat' on County of Bates In the Cirewt Court of said 1887 jaintiff, vs. Joel ~ siedeoe, Thomas C. Meiton and Sarah J. wife, defendants. “Aelton bis Now at this day comes the attorneys before th ‘ircuit courtin vac tition and affid: i “ptaintif® herein. eres ed clerk fs and files his pe “atl Bg, amon; other things, that defend sate ure not fealdents of the State of Missouri. Whereupon it is ordered by the clers in Vacation that sald. defenda’ notitled oy publication that plaintiff has com- menced it ayninat them iz this court by pe- tition and affidavit the object and ge..eral n: tare of which is to reform aad correct’ cettain deed made and executed by the said deferdan _— Brooks be; date the llth day of December 1878 and py which said deed the de:endants undertoc,¢ to convey to ssid Brooks the following ee .ided realestate situated in Hates county, Mi , to-wit: The west half a the northeast quarter of sec- * aweship thirty-nine (39) range «23) except four and one halfacres west corner of said lot three (3) ip eighteen rods wide and ran- degre from the northwest corner forty poe +o a strip begining at the southeast peas three (3) in the a oehweat quarter ft: said section, (6) thence north forty rods, aence west eighteen Yods, thence south forty rods. thence east eighteen rods to place ef be- ginning, but that by a mistake and error of the draughtsman «irawing said deed, the said land bed*as being in the northwest quarter id section 6 instead of the northeast quarter thereof, and to divest the said defend- antsof any title that‘they may have in said land and vest the same in pisintif and that uniess the said defendants be and spear atthis court, at the next term thereof, to be begun and hoid- en at the court houve in thecity of Butler, in said county on tne sixth ¢ February next, and on or before the sixth or said term, if the term shall so long continue—and if not then on or before the last day of term— answer or plead to the petition in cause the same will be taken as confessed, and judge- ment will be rendered accordingly. And be it further ordered.that a copy hereof be be pub- lished, according to law, in the Butler Weekly Times 8 weekly newep: Pe printed and pub- lished in Batescounty. Mo., for four wee-ssuc ces ely. the last insertion to be at least four weeks before the first day ot the next term of circuit court ‘ JOHN C. HAYES, Circuit Clerk. A true capy from the record Witness my hand and Seal of the Circuit conrt iseat] of aeeten S county, this 13th, day of De- cember. No. 3. SOHN C. HAYES, Cirenit Clerk Hampdensilver stem winding watch- es, trom $11 to higher prices. American ladies stem winding gold3 watches from $25, up. All &c, at cost prices. silverware, clocks, jewelrA, twantyenine’? in the north being a ning sov’ Sole agentitfor tne Rockford and Aurora watche-, in Gold, Silverand Filled Cases, very caesp. JEWELRY STORE, Is headquarters tor fne Jewelry$ Watches, Clocks, Solid Silver and Plated Ware, &c. Spectacles ot all kinds and tor all ages; also fine Opera Glasses, You are cordially invited te visit his establishment and examine his splendid display of beautitul goods and the low prices, ALL KINDS OF ENGRAVING NEATLY EXECUTED- VIGOROUS HEALTH {Sie oe inet trebles eet soined — JASE MEN ONLY <c AS7, CURE G4 Ab tothe fol enjoyment of | be ‘Strength dV jal! st from rom he many ot obscure. dis Trustee’s Sale. Whereas, Wilson Allen and Delilia Allen, his wife, by their deed ot trust dated lune 4th, 1833. and recorded in the Recorder’s office within and for Bates County. Missouri, in book No. 30, page 368, conveved to the acting sheritt ot Bates county as trustee the following described realestate lving and being sit- uate inthe county ot Bates and State ot Missourt, to wit: Ten acres ot land lying on the north side ot the west halt of lot one of the northwest quarter of section two, town- ship forty-one ot range thirty, and bounded as follows; b ginning at the northeast corner ot said tract running thence west sixty rods, thence south twenty-six and two third rods, thence east sixty rods, thence north to the place B FARM ANNU Pillbe ses = FRER to: FORISSS ¥ tare Novelties in VEGETAR Pari PE eae — for it iT a OER, Fatt FA Me and FEDS, =: LES eed Me Le 2 real ite the suest co complies Ca ¢: “apes (puta P to Le tein BES’ Balb- reap and Virtuable New ATLEE BURPEE & co. LADELPHI reputation has steadily increased until at | i ix AlMuSt Universally acknowledged throughout nearly ail parts of the world to be the sov- : ESTADLISHD 1827. It is now nearly sixty of beginnin s years since thie medicine was offered as & ae which conveyance was | Jemety lor Worn, and from tat time tes made in trust te secure the pavment ofone certain note tuily described in said Jeed of trust; and whereas, detault Worm Canfections made more forthe purpose of pleasing the palate tham of uvercoming the xhausted, and ¥ have been anufactured ail over the country; bat their short lease of life is nearly - H = Vermifuge continues to grow in favor daily. Children often look pale 1 jhas been made in the payment of | An seorms. and spasms are most Sa ee eh t i h ble and feverish. +0 craviny ing ravenous hretustg w | said note and Sos bie sly in sleep. moaning and grinding ihe teeth. then be assured there symptoms & accrued now long past due and un- paid. Now, therefore, at the request ot holder of d note and pursu- the -onditions ot said deed of T will proceed to sell the above bed pret Ss at public vendue, to j the highest bidder tor cash, at the east | front door of the court house, in the city | of Butler, county of Bates and state ot | Missouri, on Thursday, January 12th, 1888, | between the hours of g o’clock in the j forenoon and § o'clock in the atternoon | ot that day, for the purpose of satisfying | said debt, ess and cost. G. G. GLazesrook, Trustee. ( VERMIFUGE and when worms have really been the canse. It has been proved beyond tem from earliest infancy therefore parents—expecially mothers w a, cammot be too observing of the «rst symptoms of worms.for So ¥ oly a d epeedity removed from the most delicate tnfant br the umels use of B.A Fahne: Ans do not hesitate to recominend it and use it in their practice, and many of the m: ni. from all parts of the country. testify to its uniform snecess. In fact it never f tly been given to childrey asa safe purgative. not s 6 <eharged and immediate relie: afforded. the cause of the ilines, = He must look closely and carefully to see tha! Red withs nothing else ew FRASKLIN. Howarp Co., Mo. Mesers. J.B Schwartr® Co. Pittsburg, Pa Centlomen—] have u-ed some of that most excellent | remedr. B.A. Fahnestock’s Vermifner. and foand it to| have the desired effect. 1 think your vermifuge can Rot safely be dispensed with in any famtiz. J.B. SCHWIRT? & (0. 0. a. cose: RESORS TD a Fannestock & Co.. CHILLS The ENTIRE SYSTEN BE AT A QUICKLY CLEANSED of. fer KRESS' FEVER KRESS* FEVER TONIC &-,, SALABLE GOODs. CURED ana «MALARIA! EE RESS’ FEVER TONIC j Is eeure and speedy Cure in the most stabbern cases, It thoroughly cleanses the system of Malaria mak ng the cure complete. When taken as ACURE Pt ee SP -GIVEita TRIAL! Be ask ite Pa is your Drogsiet £2. Ste ° tous. we. Murex Bros & DIHENDERSON 109 & 111 W. Minth St., MANSAS CITY, m0. 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