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people at a hotel table where Dries- bach was sitting, some one dared her to pass him a dish of onions. |Immediately seizing the dish, she not only passed it, but inquired if he would have an onion. He said he ONLY A STEP. Only a step—and we pass away From aii that life holds dear, To the dawn of an eternal day Where one wipes every tear. @nly a step—and the last farewell ‘To those we love on earth, Is but the chime of a distant bell That another sou! has birth. | would, and took one; and from s¢ | small a beginning sprung an acquaint | ance that in three months ended io marriage. It was a singular match, | and people long wondered if the | dauntless lion-tamer would have equal success in taming his wife, But one of the most absurd tricks Cupid has been known to play recent- ly occurred within the last few months in a prosperous little city far up the Mississippi. Returning from a sleigh ing party one wintery evening, a giddy youth and maiden fell to discussing the strange fact that although they hal so long known one another by name, they never before had met. “I've heard you are an awful flirt,” said he. ‘Just what I've heard about yqu.’’ said she. And so the contro- versy began, and continued until this heedless pair decided that there waa but one way to settle the question of who was the most desperate flirt. “We'll have a flirtation for just three weeks,” said Blondel (whose name doesn’t begin with B). “I'll be up Friday evening and we'll be- gin.” He kept his word, and they pro- ceeded to make themselves mutually agreeable. Saturday he sent a box of roses; Sunday he joined her at church, and she invited him to dinner; Monday he took her to the theater; Tuesday to drive, and so on. Jacques perpetually blossomed on her table; and, if a day passed that Blondel wasn’t there, a messenger boy was. At the end of the three weeks Blondel inquired if she was tired of it. Only a step—and the river rolls Away from the shores of time, Bearing its freight of immoral souls Beyond this earthly clime. Only a step—and the silver cord Is loosed from its mortal shrine, To dwell forever more with God In the hght of His grace divine. Only a step—and the gates unfold Of that home beyond the skies, Where the streets are paved with shining gold, And we dwell in Paradise. Only a st-p—and the pure in heart Shall behold Him with the blest, And hear those words we know in part: “Come unto Me and rest.” —Alte: D, Abell, tn Good Housekeeping. POPPING THE QUESTION. How Man Proposes and What In- duces Him to Do It. Odd Courtships—Accidents Which Lead Up tothe Momentous Question— Jests That End in Earnest—A Romance of the Northwest. This popping the question is funny business. Another queer thing is, that almost any girl will freely confess, with a Uitle urging, the number of proposals she has had, and a goodly proportion @f sobered matrons even are not @verse to recounting the conquests of their youth. But ask « married man how he happened to propose to his wife, unl in nine cases out of ten he will only answer with an uneasy “Not at all,’ said she. Jaugh and took as sheepish as if “you “Shall we try it another three had found him out in the one inexcus- | weeks?’ ¥ able folly of his life; and as for un- “With all my heart.” married men, who has ever known one Meanwhile society had something to who would acknowledge how many | talk about, and three more weeks sped times he had been induced to offer away. Then he proposed; and she rose himself and his more or loss tempting | in her wrath, and told him that a flirt- Prospects in a matrimonial way? ation was a flirtation, but when it To woman a proposal very rarely | came to asking a girl to marry that @omes unexpectedly. Not that women, | was carrying it too far. i as.a rule, are given to looking upon “But 1 am in earnest,” every eligible man in the lightof a pos | strated. gible lover or husband, as one young And then she did the always-be-a- Tady declared to be the case with her- sister-to-you act; but he said never a self; but for the reason that the ma- | word, only bided » wee and proposed jority of men very naturally dread a again. ‘This time she wavered; and refusal, and consequently postpone the | the nice young man continued the even critical moment until confidence {s | tenor of his way until one fine day he inspired by a kindly encouragement calmly declared: of the guarded advances they| Tam certainly going to marry you, venture to make. It Is.an open s& | and before the first of the year; so you cret that a little diplomacy is often may as well engage yourself to me employed to bring the cautious | now.” admirer to the point, and clever And thus it was that the little god is she who so skillfully manages | revenged himself upon two people who the delicate task that tho effort is not thoughtlessly defied his puwer and manifest. All the world knows -how | gave oll Hymen @ certain knot to tie Ruth schemed to capture Boaz; and | just before the:holidays. aie wasn‘ right modest, and proper || © Man seldom finds his mate when and damsel, too. But Ruth was a widow, || where he expects; and it is generally, and had had experience, and was}| chauce—agcident—Kismet—thst can- level-headed enough besides to-acethe'| trols him, .in, spite of all.—Chicago advantage of standing by her mother- | Zyibune. inslaw; 80 her success is-not:to:be|| * wondered at. Maud Muller tried very, much the same dodge later on, but it didn’t work quite so well; and all the | |, feminine world has. been devising oth- | ., in different individuals to some extent er and equally harmicss little schemes | A billious man is seldom a breaktast eat ever since Ruth's triumph=and prob- jer. ‘Too frequently, alas, he bas an ex- ably before—down to the famoys | cellent appetite tor liquors but none tor he remon- SO What Am I to Do? The sym; toms of billivusness are un- appily but too well known. ‘hey diff Frenchwoman who revolved before'ber | 8°lids of, a morning partner at a ball and frankly said:, “Monsieur, I desire a husband: Do Jou not find me beautiful?"' And he gallantly replied: His tongue will hardly bear inspection atany time; if it 18 not white and furred, it is rough, ar all events. «The digressive system is wholly out of order and diarrhea or Constipation may “Mademoiselle, we will be mattied | be asym tom or the two may alternate. to-morrow.” ‘This was about as direct a proposal: as that ofa prominent man in the Morthwest, whose courtship had been rather long-drawn out. ‘I am-going ~ tothe Rocky Mountains,"’ he abrupt- Ay remarked one evening, “and if you ‘want to goas my wife be ready next week.” and she was ready. Equally matter-of-fact was the fol- Vhere are otten Hemorrhoids o: even loss of blood. ‘There may be giddiness and often headache and acidity or flatu- lence and tenderness ‘in the pit ot the stomach. To correct all this if not es- tect acnre try Green’- August Flower, it cost but a trifle and thousands attest its efficacy. 4l-lyr. eo w- Do what you can when you cannot do what you would. Warner’s Log lowing, written by a Yale man ona | Cabin Plaster will immediatly re gilt-edged inyitation-card: MY Dear——: You will probably not be Sreatly surprised at receiving a proposal from me. The fact is itis the proper thing ta be en- gaged Junior year; and, as it has always been . Buderstood that we should be married some day we may as well come to on agreement now Ofcourse you know that I love you, and all that; and, if you accept me, I shall write to-you | Say : , Fegularly, initiate you into the class secrets, nd tell you about ali my affairs. Anxiously @waiting a favorable reply, yours devotedly, co “The depth of devotion whieh prompt- | led remedie ed this remarkable epistle may be questioned; but it stands as an unique example of a college-boy’s first effort Very few people fail in love at first sight, and propingui'y is, doubtless, the commonest cause of marriage, though occasionally an unpremeditated act or heedless jest develops into a serious attachment Master Cupid has a@ roguish eye, ever ou the watch for unwary game, and frequently sends his arrows in unexpected directions. C.reus-goers of twenty-five years ago | will remember Herr Driesbach, @elebreated Lion-tamer, but probably have never in their mints connected him with a romance; ant yet he not enly had a veritable r. life, but one that bloss @ish of onions; and it was ihrough the mediam of that mos . table that he won | Persons who knew M fore her marri belle of Worcest her father w Accomplished as she was beautiful, witty and full of prsuks, to meet her Was never to forget her. Happening to be placed with a party of young ebeian vege- lovely wife. her as the er, O., of whi the {| nce in his | d out of a! iesbach be- | lieve the pain in your back; thenlook for the cause of it. Try it. Wonderful Cures. W.D. Hoyt & Co., Wholesale and retail druggists of Rome Ga We have been selling Di King’s New Discovery, Electric Bitters and Bucklen’s Arnica Salve tor tour years. Have band s that give such yeneral There have been some cures effected by medicines in this ery. Several cases ot pronounced consumption have been cured by a tew bottles Dr. King’s New im connection w We guarantee Tby alld | ATH-LO-PHO-ROS Goes cure Rheumatis Neuralgia never satisfaction. wondertul these Discovery, taken h Electric Bitte them always. & ot} | ot that day, for the purpose ot satisfying | | STATE OF MISSOURI, {gy i County of Bates 3 | In the circuit court of said county, in vacation | December (3th, 1867, le | Mattie Benefiela. piaintiff, vs. WalkerS Bene- fieid, defendant i Now at this day comes the plaintif’ herein by her attorney before the undersigned clerk of the circuit court, in vacation and files her petition and affidavit, allecing, among other things, that defendant is nota resident ofthe state of Missourl. Whereupon it is ordered by the clerk in vacation that said defendant be notified by publication that plaintiff bas com q menced a suit against him in * court, b petition and affidavit the object general nature of which is to obtain a decree of divorce from the bonds of matrimony heretofore con- contracted with said defendant, and for the care castody and controloftheehildren born of said marriage, upon the ground shat said jefendant has deserted and absented himself from pisintiff without a reasonable cause for : roareitae the space of cnet et before known to me.” HA Ancers, UD, the bringing of this suit and that unless the 211 So. Oxford paid Walker 8. Benefield, be and appear at this St, Brookiya, N. ¥. Court, at thesnext Term thereof.te be begun and bolden the Court House in the city of Batler, in said County. the sixth day of Febu- ary next,and on or before the sixth day of saiu | ‘Term, if the Term shall eo long continue—and | if not,:then on orbefore the last day of said Term—anewer or plead to the Petition in said cause, the game will be taken as confessed, | and judgment will be rendered accordingly | And be it further ordered, that a copy hereof be published, according tolaw,in the Butler Weekly Times a weekly newspaper printed | and published in Bates County, Mo.. for four weeks successivly, the last insertion=to be at least four weeks before the first day of the next term of Circuit Court JOHN C. HAYES, Circuit Clerk. A true copy from the Record Witness my hand and the Seal of the Cireuit {seaL] Court of Bates County, this 18th day of December 187 No 3 Order of Publication. | | FEVER TONIC Is acare and speedy Cure in the most stubborn cases, 38 thoreugh!y cleanses the system of Malaria. making the cure complete. When taken as directed, A CURB BE ev. . and should it fail the Dragstet authorised to RaFowp THE MONEY yon paid for it, GWGIVE ita TRIAL! Be sure to ask your Druggist fer KERESS' FEVEE TONIC. Price, $1. per bottle. KRESS’ FEVER TONIC GO., : ST. LOUIS, MO. Mares Baos 2 Co. Gengnat AGENTS D'HENDERSON 109 & 111 W. Ninth St., KANSAS CITY, M0. he City who i: pe ys 12 years in Chicago. THE OLDEST 8 AcE, AND LONGEST LOCATED. for Infants and Children. “‘Castoria is s0 well adapted to children that (recommend it ag superior to any prescription Castoria cures Colic, Constipation, Sour Stomach, |:arrhoea, Eructation, Kilis Worms, gives sleep, and promotes @i- pation, 6 injurious medication, ‘Tus Cavrace Compaxy, 18 Fulton Street, N.Y. Bennett, Wheeler & Co., Dealers in tne Celebrated ined Nervous Debliivy, Poisoned 10d Ulcers and Swellings of eve Kind, Urinary Diseases, and in ail troubles or male or female. Ou Char JOHN C. HAYE>, Cirenit Clerk John Deer : Bradley Stirring Flows Bradley, Canton. Deere and Brown Cultivators; Pattee New Departure Tongueless Cultivators. Deere Keystone Rotary Drop Corn Planters, With Deere All Steel Check Rower with Automatic Reel, Order of Publication. STATE OF MISSOURI, { County or Bates, In the cireuit eourt 9: said county, November term. 1837. McCormick Distilling Company. plaintiff, ve D W Simpson, defendant Now at this day comes the plaintiff herein by its attorneys. and it appearing to the satisfac- tion of the court from the return of the sheriff on the writ of attachment herein that the de- fendant, D. W. Simpson, cannot be summon- ed in this action it is ordered by the court that said defendant be notified by publication that plaintiff has commenced a suit against him in this court, by petition and attachment, found- ed ov an account for the sum of sixty-seven dollars and seventy cent-, that his property has beer attached and that unless the said DW Simpson be and appear at this court, at the next term thereof, to be begun and holden at the court house im the city of Butler, in said county, on the Firet Munday of February, iss- next, and on or before tue sixth day of said term ifthe term shall so long continue—and if not, then on or before the last day of said term—anewer or plead to the petition in said cause, the same will be taken as confessed and judgment will be rendered against him and his property sold to satisfy the same ‘And be it furt’« rordered, that a copy hereol! be published, accordidg to law, in the Butler Weekly Times, a weekly newspaper printed and published in :ates county, Missouri, for four weeks successively, the last insertion to be at least four weeks before the first day of the next term of said circuit court. A true copy from the record. , Witness my hand and the seal of the circuit {sat} court of Bates county, this Suth day of November, 1887. JOHN C HAYES. No.2. Cirouit Clerk K Fer Beth Sexes, sent (amps. Every male, frou the age ot bw, ‘should read this book. ATSH RHEUMATIC CURE. Stalk Cutters, New Ground Plows, Harrows and Sulky Plows Haish’s S Barbed Steel Fence Wre HALLADAY WIND MILLS, {RON, WOOD AND CHAIN WAGONS, BUGGIES AND CARRIAGES. ALL KINDS OF GRASS SEEDS Hardware, Groceries, Iron, Nails, Wagon Woodwork, &c. BENNETT, WHEELER & C0. PHARIS & SON, Respeottully intorms the public that they are still in the field with a full The Whit: 1sKing PUMPS, KincorSem IT IS THE BEST MADE, LIGHTEsT RUNNING, QUICKEST AND SIMPLEST In the World. Order of Publication. STATE OF MISSOURI, County of Bates a b: In the Circuit Court of said County, in vacation December 13th, 1887. James D. Bowman p:aintiff, vs. Joe! Bledsve ‘Thomas ©. Melton and Sarai J. Melton his wife, defendants. : Now at this day comes the plaintiff herein, by bis attorneys before the undersisned clerk of the circuit court in vacation and files his pe- tition and affidavit, alleging, among ot! things, that defend: are not residents of the State of Missouri: hereupon it is ordered by the clers in vacation that said defendants be notified by publication that plaintiff has com- menced a suit against them in this court by pe- tition and affidavit the object and ge:.eral ns- ture of which is to reform and correct a certain deed made and executed by the saiddefendants 3a one Ira W. Broons bearing date the iith day of December 1875 and by wh said deed the derendants undertook to conv id Brooks the following described real estat situated in Bates conaty, Missouri, to-wit, The west half of lot three (3) im the northeast quarter ef sec- tier six (6) im township thirty-nine (39) range twenty-nine (29) except four and one halfacree in the northwest corner of said lot three (3) being a strip eighteen reds wide and ran- ning eéuth from the northwest corner forty rods and also a strip begining at the southeast corner of lot three (8) in the northwest quarter of said section, (6) thence north forty) rods, thence west eighteen rods, thence south forty rods, thence east eighteen rods to piace of be- sinning, but that by a mistake and error of the draughtsman drawing said deed, the said land was bed‘ds being in the northwest quarter of said section 6 instead of the northeast quarter thereof, and to divest the said defend- ante of any title thatthey may have in said land and vest the same in plsinti® and that unless the said defendants be and appeer at this court, at the next term thereof, to be begun and hold- en at the court houve in thecity of Butler, in said county on tne aixth day of February next and on or before the sixtn day of said term, i! the term shall so long continne—and if not then on or before the last day of said term— answer or plead to the petition in said cause the same will be taken as confessed, andjudge- ment will be rendered accordingly. And be it further ordered.that a copy hereof be be pub lished, according to law, in the Butler Weeki: Times a weekly newspaper printed and pab- lished in Batescounty, Mo., for four weeks suc- cessively, the last insertion to be at least four weeks before the first day ot the next term of circuit court & x JOHN C. HAYES, Circuit Clerk. Arne copy fromthe record. Witness my hand and Seal of the Circuit court jaeat] of Bates county, this 13th. day of De- cember, 1887 OUR MOTTO: a@ Protection in Territory. ser-Perfection in Principle. g@e-Popularity Univeral. NEEDLES. OILS AND RPABS FOR ALL MACHINES. tJ” RESPONSIBLE DEALERS AND AGENTE who wish to handle the pest and most SALABLE Goops. Address tor particulars WHITE SEWING MACHINE sCOMPANY. gz1 Olive Street, St. Louis, Mo, sa@r-MENTION THIS PAPER. AN } STOCK OF GROCERIES, Which they propose to sell as low as the lowest en the smallest margin consistent to sate business principles. 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