The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, November 23, 1887, Page 3

nhl”, BUTLER pera House Block, BUTLER, MO. pital. - $66,000, | ‘1 Us IN H. SULLENS President 01 P. . Ca shier, ‘k and Collector. he calf What is needed is a patent to get the milk out of the calf.—Aléa Cal- ifornia. —John—Your joke relating to the bishop spending a knight in a pawn- shop is rejected because it ia « chess- nut. —Life. —Farmer—‘‘And what is your broth- er Frank doing now?” City Visitor— “He's paying a good deal of attention to his etching.”” Farmer—“Um. What is he taking for it?’’—Judge. —"Yes,”” sighed the young wife, T hadn't. “Because he reads all bis work to me before he puts it in the paper. —Bos- ton Courier. —Mrs. Nicely—*“Why, Eleanor, how _ | did the rat-trap get broken so? full of holes in the wirework.” Elean- or—‘Shure ma’m, oi done it lasht night wid th’ ax, so th’ rats moight and then boiled it down into sugar FULL OF FUN. -The best milker in the world is a married a paragraphist, and I wish “Why?” asked her friend. ; ~ kindly to my plea. vs v a betther chance to get ia it” —The man who put water in his sap “Laura,” exclaimed the enamored | youth, hastily bringing the corner | of his frescoed silk handkerchief to | view above the edge of his breast | pocket and speaking in the low, im- passioned accents of a ten-dollar.a- week tragedian out of a job pleading with a stony-hearted conductor for a | lift of a few miles across the country; | been born in Putnam. The nine- “Laura the time has at length come when I may freely tell you of the deathless’ devotion with which you have'inspired me, and can feel free |Cleveland’s wife. years and some odd months, Laura, Ihave carried this burden in my | tismal certificate was sent to her. A heart without daring to hint to you | few days ago she sent a letter to in words of the passion which you | Father Vygen, asking him to convey .-y actions was | her kindest wishes to the mother, consuming me. Not until my pros-| and also expressing pleasure that the nust he. No Love in a Cottage for Her. Named After Mrs. Cleveland. New Haven, Conn., Nov. 7.—Last week Mrs. Frank Sponcie, of Putnam, gave birth to her nineteenth child. Mrs. Sponcie is only 38 years of age, and rather good looking. She is the wife of a well-to-do mechanic, whom she married when she was about 15 years old. All the children have teenth child is a girl, and at the mother’s request it was christened Frances, in honor of President The baptismal ask you to heed the voice of your|ceremony was performed in the own heart if it bids you to listen | Catholic church by the Rev. Father For three long | Vygen. Mrs. Cleveland was notified of the event, and a copy of the bap aa gegen Bit eter eae i <2 . opinion concerning the prese en and Schwab spent a day and two | of Missouri appears in an interview nights in the court solitary, on the | with Col. J. R. Claiborne, printed in floor of which is the inscription cui | a St. Louis paper: in the stone and filled in with fiery} ~The country editor has no more red paint: “It is Never Too Late to | influence in politics than ee Mend.” Upon this inscription the | that roam the pastures of the valley convict has to stand while being in ee _ iar Y "te structed in his duties as i hy ae a” @ convict, as | court house are more effective in con- with the downcast eyes they listen | ventions than the work done by all while the red legend burns into their the county newspapers put together.” memories. The words doubtless| Col. Claiborne is a candidate for made an impression upon the minds | §overnor, and when he insults the of the anarchists, for they looked ag | country newspaper he also insults if they truly realized the error of | the intelligence of its readers. How: their course and its terrible results. | ever, it does not make much differ- While they ate their meals with ap- | euce to the country papers what the parent relish, yet they were in a re-| colonel thinks of them, at the calling flective mood all the time, while in | 0/ the roll his name will be Dennis the solitary cell, and very uncommu- | 8¥yway. nicative. When called before the deputy warden to be assigned to To Fill Mr. Beecher’s Place. 'T. C.Boulware, Booker Powell, finds a companion in vice in the good | jects i. 1, wer sutucrently flatter- | child had been called Frances. The work this morning th med Brooklyn, N. Y., Nov. 15.—Ata Tucker, G W. Wal ld deac ho whittled the cycles of ae a if a ie ‘ gs they see! re- a a Mer ations, reen alton -s — 7 pi ate aes Spaate ig t warrant me in presuming up | letter also contained $25 as a gift to | lieved and glad to get out of so lone- special meeting of Plymouth church fe CORRESPONDENTS, ‘pele Deerwester, ir. N. L. Whipple Wu, E, Walton, J- Rue Jenkins. Stmpson Voris, Dutcher ceives deposits, loans money, and ts a general banking business. extend to our customers ever: odation consistent with sate ac-| W ank- tried to sell her for a heifer.—Duluth Paragrapher. —Do you mean to tell me, madam. that the child is not twelve years old?" Madame (sharply) —“Well, she wasn’t there’s no tellin’ how old she may be now.’’—WN. ¥. Sun. —Conduetor (on Georgia railroad) hen the train started, but, lund alive! —Countryman (to druggist)—“ friend could I honorably disclose on the kindness with which you | the infant. have ever treaied me so far as t The kindness of the President's ask a higher and more sacred place | wife has deeply touched Mrs. Sponcie, in your esteem than that of amere|who says she treasures the senti- ments of the letter more than the my sentiments. I have now cen-| money. Miss Sponcie 19 is the hero- cluded business arrangements, Lau- | ine of the village, and since the events ra, by which my future is so far as-| narrated above have become known sured that the grim shadow of want | she has received the homage of the and society this evening it was de- cided with but one dissenting vote to call the Rev. Charles A. Berry of Wolverhampton, E: gland, to fill the pulpit. The disseter was E. B. Hutchinson, who explained that he thought the pastor shoud be an American. The salary to be offered Mr. Berry is $10,000 per annum. some a place, and glad of the pros pect that they would soon be put to work where they could escape the mental reflections which forced them- selves upon them in their solitude. Deputy Warden Garven again in- structed them in the rules, and they freely promised to try to be exem- plary and diligent in obeying them Z fit Nat’! Bank - Kansas City. | want to buy a tooth-brush. It’s euthin | ; ie NationalBank - St. Louis.| I never used, but my old woman al- shall never fall across the threshold | whole populace. and in complying withevery require-} If you drop your collar button ‘er National Bank - New York. | lowed that the next time Icum to town | of the home which I now implore ment. Schwab said his health was | there is one sure method of finding r BATES COUNTY fational Bank. sir. man—“‘A plenty; there’s only two of us in the family.” d better git one.” Druggist—“Yee, Will one be enough?’ Country- a —“So you maintain, Professor, that you to share with me. shall not possess wealth, I shall have | as to Consumption, Wasting Diseases, And general debility. While I sufficiency for the wants of of a a Doctors disagree the relative value ot Cod Liver Oil Hy pophosphites—the one supplying ss Re strength and flesh; the other giving modest household. While it may | nerve power, and acting as a tontc to the it. After you have hauled the ‘bu- reau across the room to look after it, then replace the furniture and put on a pair of heavy broken down, and the deputy said he would put him in the kitchen and let him get some meat on his bones. His work will be to assist in prepar- children should never be slapped or } not be in m ower to array you in | digestive and entire system. But in}; 5 SS ’ ‘ whipped?” ‘Ido maintain it The | diamonds Finely ane ite Scout's Emulsion ot Cod Liver Oil with |S the food for cooking, carrying it | shoes; start to walk across the room, - - (Organized in 1871.) parent who whips his child is a crim- ques —— Hy poph eepnicss pthe pew ate combined) to the convicts, and washing dishes. | und before you have taken three { Wade to Order \ ) RINE SUITS. _ OF BUTLER, MO. pital paid in, - - $75,000. inal Hanpily, my children are all quiet and obedient. Sniderly’s boy I'd break his back.”’— Lincoln Journal. If Thad a son like —A child was recently watching a “George,” said the fair girl, asa by its use. : 5 . who have derived no permanent benefit shadow of anxious hesitancy flitted | trom other preparations have been cured across her eloquent face and a look of deep and searching inquiry glow- -d in the eyes which she bent upo: This is not an assumption, but facts that are substantiated by the experience or the past ten years. and the n | endorsements of thousauds or the best Fielden being used to the stone bus- iness, and having a strong frame and good muscle, he was put to cutting stone. The contractors in this de- partment are strong friends of Field steps you will step on the collar button and smash it all to pieces.— Dansville Breeze. Henry W. Grady, the silver young laly in Histon busily talking ores plus - - - + $9 into a telephone transmitter. Sud- | the agitated young man, “what is EhyRicinas Cec Ue ar ea tote d hoped to get his sentence tongued orator of the Atlanta Con- I 1,.00€ P young 49-1m. en, and hope get his senten Sigh i 4 ain denly the child said: “Who are you | your salary?” ——————————— commuted. He had worked for stitution, has withdrawn from the _ talking to?” The lady answered: = “1 “Fifteen d : Tis Carl Dunder’s Sayings- 3 Cypital City club. His cause for his See - + + President | am talki:gtoa man.” The child re- uveen ollars a week, Laura, | prom the Detroit Free Press. them before, and he will not have 8 14:0. is thut he asked for tick- IN. eh ME NBEKRY, Neer: plied: “Well, he must be an awful lit- | OF the next six months, with the| If I haf bird in my handtI can|hard time. It was laughable to see , at ~ ashier- | tle man to live in such a small house as ets to the Pies de:.t’s reception and | in every style price and quality land see me, up stairs North? ane a fit in every c: al 4 Muin Street. JE. TALBOTT, Merchant Tailor. \WT himney, all others similar that.’’—Boston Globe. exchange, older than the pyramids.” Our es- teemed contemporary undoubtedly re- fers to the umbrella which was left in place of our new silk parachute at the sewing bee last night. clined to believe that he unders‘ates the age of the venerable relic. —Boston Transcript. she said, “and desires that I shall ex- tend the hospitali‘ies of the house to every caller. thing before you go?" replied the youth, “I will. with your permission, take a kiss from you.” Tho maid was abashed. but the youth hospitalities were ex ended. —Boston —‘It has been ascertained,” says an ‘that the umbrella is far We are in- —“My father isa very genial ma",” Wi'l yout: ke some- “Well, yes,” was equal to the occasion and the Courier. —“How much do a marriage li- cense cost,” asked a colored man at the court-house in a S-uther: city, shortly after a cool wave struck it. “One dollar,” was the reply. **’Gus- tus, what do you tink erbout dat?” inquired the applicant as he turned to a friend who accompanied him. ‘rtain prospect of an increase at|eat him. If he vhas in der bushes the end of’— maype I go hungry. them try to learn the lock step, a8 they marched in the gang to and was refused. Evidenty there is nothing sma‘! sbout Henry. Cer- “George, you make me tired!”—Chi- “George,” and the voice of the orave, noble girl, as it vibrated | go aheadt some more midoubt shtop- through the sensitive fibres of the | ing. young man’s whole being, seemed} Money makes the mare go off on & to come from the inmost recesses of | gallop, but maype she doan’ shtop far-reaching echoless cavern— ago Tmbune. Their Busimess Booming. Probubly no one thing has caused Msn arevival ot business at many ‘ug stores as their giving away to heir customers of so many free ‘ial bottles ot Dr. King’s New Dis overy for consumption. Their ‘ade is simply enormous in this ery valuable article trom the tact hat it always cures and never dis ppoints. Coughs, Colds, Asthma, Bronchitis, Croup and all throat nd lung diseases quickly cured. You can test it before buying bv etting atria! bottle tree, large bot- tr. Every bottle warranted. If you vhas sure you vhas right until she preake her neck. It vhas foolish to tell der slug- gard to gotoder ant He doan’ go unless you gif hima free ticket on shtreet car,_und den he vhas too lazy to consider her ways. If you can get out of shail to-day doan’ put him off till to-morrow. Honesty vhas der best policy, but it vhas mostly practiced by men who gif a heaping measure in order to hide der badt fruit at der bottom. Truth vhas mighty and must pre- vail, but some folks thrive so won- derfully well on lying ash to discour- age folks. It vhas saidt dat one-half der worldt doan’ know how der odder from work. Fielden seemed to take his mistake in breaking the step and stepping on the heels of the convict ahead of him good-naturedly, but it seemed to annoy Schwab and em- barrass him. The deputy warden said: “They are all right.” And thus the anarchists are lost sight of in the great striped multi- tude. Schwab, after doing a few chores about the convict kitchen, was put in the bakery in the same depart ment. His work will be to dump flour into a large trough, 2 feet deep and 20 feet long, where the dough is kneaded. Then with several oth. er convict kneaders it is his duty to stand over the trough, and, with his sleeves rolled up, knead the dough. The work is clean and light. Field- en was taken from the office of the stone department and put in the tain y this biue-eyed child of destiny ‘shou'd be accommodated. Bad Axe, Mich., has s two-legged hog. A town of that name is justly entitled to a freak of any sort. The Duty of Parents in Sickly Seasons of the Year. We commend the following tes- timony as to the efficacvof S.°S. S. in measles and fever, from one ot the best known physicians practic- ing in Georgia. It will be seen that he strongly testifies to the hap- py results accrueing trom the use .of this medicine in preventing the fre- quently serious consequences that follow an attack ot the © measles. The resultant effect of an attack of measles remain in the system tor months and unless great care is exer cised the lingering poison in the 1 ican ae Fe) Riedy chet OO ee haf life. ‘Vhell,I like to find dot| marble shop under the same con-| blood will attack some vital part of ‘ S ah foh a license.” “Well, anno is only abou ye 0 : . = eeare THIS is the top of the gem=| crzackly. It certainly sm a heap | since the first Thanksgiving day was half which doan’ know! _— wo-| tract, where he is expected poker the system, endangering life. We q “ Pearl op” Lamp | cheapah den a stove." —Merchant din thi pee ee knows about feefty families. a useful man among the marble pol-| take great pleasure in giving the Traveler. eed ae eee ‘| Money vhas der root of all evil. | ishers. widest possible circulation to this = imitations. a —Yes, my hands are soft,” said a —_ 8 hie ssinaty Sears — If you doan’ pelief him you go off $2,500.00 Reward. letter written in the cause ot haman- . a This is the| dudish and conceited young fellow the | ‘° dinner with the long faced Puri-| ..newhere und lose your wallet. The Sbeie large sum will be pai a} itv. - | Feetes exact label on persed oe oe — tans. The Indians brought deer Bring oop a shild in der vhay he| for any case of coughs, (except last Ellaville, Ga. March 31, 1887. e \g LA each one of the aad “i rf a had Eeeatnes eee & from the woods and the pale faces} ould go vhas all right, but how |stage of consumption) Colds, Bron-| My Dear Sirs—I have used your — A Pear! Top work “Do you know how I do it?” supplied fish, clams and corn. Ten | ich dot vhay? Dot vhas where we | chitis, Whooping Cough, oF any) s,s. medicine with exceptional by Chimeys. ay The dealer jeep in. “Do you sleep with your hat ; d : : O o°a may say and on also?” asked ap ome esa 5 radford’s oven and starvation was get deir dues—in some horns! If Almost too Rich for Belief- disease is that itleaves the mucous a think he has as | And the young fellow replied in the staring our New England ancestors | 4., jawyer leaves anything for any-| Prescott, Ariz., Nov. 15.—Private | membrane chronically inflamed, bood, but he has not. \ he exclaimed promptly. ‘I wear gloves on my hands every night to negative, and looked wonsleringly be- cause the company smiled. —Hebrew years later, when the last batch of »,ead in the colony was in Governor in the face,a good ship from Ire- doan’ see mit der same eyes. pody to get I like to see him! When tieves fall out honest men throat or Long trouble not reheved by Ballard’s Horehound Syrup- pice te eta ee advices show that the recently dis- benefit trom measles. on patients convalescing A teature of this that is the inflamation continues label ‘and appeared with PrOvsnLOnS and |" Dere vhas some goot fish in der Ne aepeneet = jaiee. Was | -ea after you catch some oubt, but Aaah d into aday of thankgiving. | ao¢ vhs poor consolation to der Here isa reason for New England parties who nefer get a bite vhen dey sympathy with oppressed Irishmen go fishing. es Der blossoms always come pefore der bubs vhas a beautiful saying, Another Anarchist in Trouble. but vhat we vhas all after vhas der Chicago, Il, Nov. 15.—Barney | fruit. Que big apple vhas worth a Harris, one of the men charged with | thousand blossoms. attemting to shoot Officer Smith on “Somebody's Child. the Milwaukee avenue car Friday af- Somebody's child 1s dying = ternoon after the execution, was the flush of hope on his young face, | fined $75 by Justice Floran this | and somebody.s mother thinking of morning for carrying concealed | the time when that dear face will be weapons and held to the grand jury | hidden where no ray of hope can in $1,500 for assault. Lobenstein, brighten it—because censumption trom 4 to 6 months. I have given it to several patients just getting-out of bed trom the measles and always. with the happiest result. I also us- ed S. S. S. in cases of convalescent fever with the best result. 1t will in my judgement prevent summer dysentery if one will take a tew bot- tles in the spring, thus preparing the bowels for the strains of the summer. Iam prompted to send youthis letter because just now I am aware that measles prevail in Southwest Georgia. While I hes- jtate to appear as a voucher for pro” prietary medicine S. 5S. S. has be- come such a standard medicine with many regular physicians that I am relieved of the embarassment attached to a physician’s endorse- ment of proprietory medicines. Yours sincerely. J. N. Cheney covered gold mine ten miles from here on the Hassayampa river is richer by far than anything ever dis- coved in the world. The ore aver- ages $1,000 per ton and thousands of tons are insight. Two men yes- terday with a common mortar pound- ed out $800 in less than an hour. The gold clings to the rock in the purest scales. A man with a knife can scale off a handful in a few min- utes. There is every indication of the ledgecontaining fabulous wealth. This river produced millions in years in places mining, and on one ' occasion a pocket was found which si : ielded $100,000 in a few weeks. the man who was with him st the ae comees nema’ Son People are flocking there in vast time, was discharged, the evidence | word to the mother before it is too | numbers. not being conclusive of his guilt. late. Tellher that consumption is Vectet ec es ea npeigaecenam ee curable; that men are living to-day : whom the physicians pronounced Beyond being a very pretty young ‘Insist upon the exact d top. O. A. MACBETH & CO. Pittsburgh, Pa Standard. ——— Brace Up. You are feeling depressed, your appetite 1s poor, you are bothered with heacache, you are fidgety, ner- vous, and genera'ly out of sorts, and wantto brace up. Brice up, but not with stimulants, spring medi cines, or bitters, which have for their basis very cheap, bad whiskv, and which stimulate you for an hour and then leave you in a worse condition than before. What you want is analterative that will pur ity your blood, start healthy action of the kidneys and liver, restore vour vitality, and give “renewed health and strength. Such a mee rerne you will find in Electric Bitters. and only 50 cents a bottle at alt drug stores. George W. Childs, of the Phila- delphia Public Ledger, clings to his — a BADVERTISERS fan learn the exact cost Sf any propesed line of faivertising in American apers by addressing co. P. Rowell & Co.. paper Advertising Bureau, 10 Spruce St., New York. 10cts. for 100-Page Pamphie=: BAA op iii isAAA ddA MARL di AUPE 1 ' sc eae William's Australian Herb Pills. , If youare Yellow, Bilious, constipated incurable, because one lung was | woman, I see nothing remarkable ‘ foree. The business manager of the with Headache. bad breath, drowsy, no | almost gone. Dr. Pierce’s Golden | shout you, mies. 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