The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, September 7, 1887, Page 7

| pICKLY acy BITTERS| ) . | HE WOULD ‘HOODOO TRE. ‘ HOP. 4A Minacapolis Barber “Fixes” a Jeal- There was trouble in the Windsor | House barber-shop the other day. ‘it was all because of jealousy and superstition. colored porter there with a sweet, | colored voice. and he is a very nice sort of a fellow, ; at least that is what the Only Hurts Itself. New York, Aug. 27.—The follow- ing editorial is taken from the Evening Post: Tousorial Torment—A Story of | Barberism. Evry man who has been barber si in a p has grown familiar with the tonsorial artists bland and stereo. | typed ** Ye When you | tead the tollowing experience of a gentienan ous Rival. The Grand Army appears bent upon destroying its reputation. If anybody had said six months ago that it was an organization which would elect a blatherskite to one of its chief offices and sustain him in declaring that its members would insult the president of the United States, and that, worse than this, it pa NeXt, “sir.** in North Carolina—an There is anico-looking experience which many have suffer- | ed—the bland knight of the Razor ie mame a5 Brenry strop’s stereotyped exclamation to | influs shop will | haye a new aud peculiar significance. | the new comer customers ' grip and the utter powerlessness of the It Is WONDERFUL how easily rheumatism begins, and how insi sly it grows in the system, until one in either the acute or chronic then learns the an 3 a fearful tenacity of its stimulates the torpid liver, strength. cua the digestive organs, rezul bowels, and are cs mcanalen’ = ce ace ANTI-BILIOUS MEDICINE, = malarial districts their virtues are widely recognized, asthey pec- aliar preperties in freeing thesy: stem frem that poison. Elegantly sugar coated. Dosesmull. Price, 25cts. Sold Everywhere. Office, 44 Murray St.. Now York, ordinary remedies to give relief. Probably to no disease have physicians given more study, and none has more completely baffled ‘their efforts to provide a specific; and until Athlophoros was dis- covered there was no medicine which would surely cure rheumatism, neuralgia | and nervous or sick headache. Thousands of testimonials like the following prove beyond question that Athlophoros is the only reliable remedy, and that it will do all that is claimed for it. Et of the shop all say, and they would | would justify the prophecy, it would] Read and what to do in case you have been declared the base libel of some malignant enemy of the order, yet within six months all this has | come true. ni | not say it if it were not true. Now this Henry has a rival. He dislikes Henry for two reasons. First, be- | cause Henry works in such a hand- | : ; some shop while he is employed in a elected Gen. Tuttle, a a with > very poor sort of a place indeed, and | UDS*¥Ory war record, as its chief, and then he dislikes Henry because he is = “hen he threatened that the Grand more popular with the ladies. | Army men would insult the president This explains why they have not | | |if he went to St. Louis while they been fiona. were there, instead of repudiating ee |the threat as a slander upon their good fame, the various posts actually {indorsed the man who made it. Yesterday a number of Grand Army posts from West Virginia, Easten Ohio and Western Pennsylvania, re- fused to pass under a banner bearing the inscription, ‘God Bless our Pres- ident, Commander-in-Chief of Our Army and Navy,’ and either drooped their colors or trailed them in the The Iowa encampment BH PRICKLY ASH BITTERS.CO RICE |DOLLAR| PRICE] DOLLAR} priccisant Kansas Crrv The day on which the trouble curred Henry's rival appeared at the shop. He called Henry out and they had some conversation. During the conversation Henry looked calm and cool. He wore a sarcastic smile. The rival looked mad. an umbrella. They talked quietly for a while and then seemed to forget the existence Dimes Cheaply Wien: Pub LUTE DIVORCES without publicity Pej residing in any part of the United , for desert! wrk sage prtttonrslg elty, insan! jank application for ance, oral ress, Vv. W. Barnes, 346 Broadway, Sew ork. 2i-ly PLEASANT TO TASTE PROMPT IN ACTION He wore : Sere H Layer Come my . 7 ? = E chic have | Poison oak. Atl ri lies, it = olathe Yadigectien “mtd ALWAYS RELIABLE of other people beside themselves. dust. No enemy could possibly have ee failed, until PSG pri § Gebility, diseases 6 SOLD BY DRUGGISTS, é 4 ailed, fs r 2 YS. 8. che, imp Then almost everybody could hear | dealt the organization so foul a blow | | : , " chlophigeos Pits are unequaled. Ti S. was tried, when the cure; was It soon lof ce into healthy play ‘The torpid liver day by day, And regulates the system through From crown of head to sole of oe, It cures the Piles, it opens pores, Lost appetite it soon restores; Wise families throughout the land Keep TARRANT’S SELTZER near at hand. flelde are scarce, bat those who write to Sunton & Co., Portland, Maine, wll reenve they € th them So as it has thus itself administered. | Such conduct justifies the growing impression that the Grand Army has really sunk into a pension-grabbing machine which is no longer entitled to the public respect.” them. “Tink yer a sma't niggah., yer?” said the rival. “Wha yer doin’ ‘round heah? Want to raise a row? But yo’ ean't do it, nohow. I ain’t a scrappin’ with such | trash as y don’t Without beautiful hair no woman is earned over $uiluaday Either sex, young “Youse afraid ter fight me. Id} beautiful. Is yours tallingout or faded? net required. You are started free. Those who start at ons | eee . : aa The loss is yital. Parker’s Hair Balsam tely sure of snug little fortunes, All is ue kill yo’, I would, if I ever fought } \ i) SS a Ss Sa aterm —- yo. gloss and youthtul color. Clean, ele- 9, Henry greeted this with lofty gant, perfect. Prevents dandruff. 41-1m. The 12th Congressional District Veteran Association met in the G. A. Hall Thursday at 2 p. m. for the election of officers and the transac- “Yo’ couldn't fight nothin’, nohow. Tl fix yo’ black skin fo’ yo’.” Henry said not a word. TONIC should have a you will Rnow. Reidsville, N. C. March <2 1887 a great sufferer from rheumatism and neu- | ST. LOUIS, MO., é Tee a /* | ralgia, and can say to-day, Iam free from | Th Gre t S Gentlemen—I had barber’s itch for | both complaints. Mrs. Maria Stone. | e a three months. don, England, M. D., New York and Giessen. - | many, to: tace was very bad. I could not | Rapids Iowa s fy wifeand daugh- | meee ‘helt patients and others that : | ter were both stricken with inflammatory gases of Lost ote Shave at all. [took a course of S.| rheumatism at the same time. The lower | See en anne sae: S.S., and itcompietely cured me. | limbe weremuch swollen; thepainseemed | gated oy ad Tortingy reeked Co ena: < : ¥ | much beyond endurance; sleep was out of ble is, by Which patients are saved i: Pe-day my skin is smooth and come } the question; they suffered so much that — aeons inclading plexion denotes healthy blood. to move or even touch the sheet on the | 7 of ora bed would cause the most violent pain. — following certificate is the city shal of Inka Miss., and 1s a man ot high k 4 : 5. ste =e t the Athlo- nown throughout the state, His plioros Co., 112. Wall S ori Mork will son had suffered imtensely for six | send ejther (carriage paid) on receipt of years from an eruption caused by made with wondertul Here is what this gentleman says: for the past six vears from ti is “oF ause oy son Lands now open to Settlers wii Ws eae ait he poker ee free, Address CHAS. B. LAMBOEN, oak and cracking of the feet.. 4Noth- eee Com. N. PR. B., St. Paul, Minr. ing seemed to eradicate trom the blood until L gave him one bottle entirely cured recomend it to the publicas a rem- edy tor poison oak, eases mailed free. Englewood, Kansas. | Athlophoros has done me more goodthan | all other medicine put together, for I was | similar experience Terry writes: DRS.S.# D.DAVIESON The eruption on my 79 C. Avenue, Cedar | They were confined to the bed four weeks. During that time and previous I bought many kinds of medicine, then I employed a phy: sician, but nothing gave relief until T heard of ‘Athlophoros. T bought a bottle at once, and am glad to say in a very short time the swelling was reduced, the pain gone, and they were entirety well.” Every druggist should keep Athlophoros and Athlophoros Pills, but where they can- not be bought of the dru T.N. Terry. The City Marshal of Iuka, Miss. The gentleman who sent us the mar- ; character and prominently $1.00 Dee bottle Wi promprrst SEND for Publications, with maps, describing Min- nesota, North Dakota, Montana, Idaho, Wash- ington and a on, the Free Government Lands and Low Price Railroad Lands in the Northern Pacific countr 2B The Best Agricultural, Graz- ing and Timber Gentlemen— My son had suffered SCHWENCK & OLDEAKER. an erup- the poison MANY LAMP CHIMNEYS ARE oftered for sale resented as good as the PEARL TOP BUT THEY ARE NOT! And like all Counterfeits lack the of Swift’s Specific, which and I heartily him, Boot &Shoe Makers Treatise on Blood and Skin Dise BUTLER, MO. = SS fat i 5 The Swift Specific®Co., Drawer Boots and Shoes made - t: der fh “Til make yo’ wish that yo’ had} tion of other matters pertaining to ee 3 ee pe — best ot leather mea ze : LersPasapantewties | never seed me, I will. I'm a talkin’ . Atlanta, Ga. whats rete! ‘womankind. It >| the National E John A. Ee Oe teeth $e heah me?” ational Encampment. Jo! an sees FOR THE Shop nerth side ot Square. 49 tf ngerous aii fhovterine organs and ‘Banyan al a : Richardson, of Eldorado, was elect- Blaine is on the continent. He ASK Sapp RSS ai Becierrsatratrly inromucdurineprers mont pada a. qniien merennd | Colgerd. J. 1. Boreing, of Rockville, } will see Ireland later. Then it may TO WAVE HEALTH THE LIVER MUST BE KEPT IN ORDER. got inside the shop. With a rapid motion he started to open the um- brella which he carried. ‘Til fix yo’, yo’ stuck-up niggah’. T'll fix yo’ dude shop sose ‘twon’t be no good.” But he had spoken too quick. He had not much more than unfastened the band before Henry was on top of him. He toyed with that rival. “Yo’ would ‘hoodoo’ this shop, would yo”? I'll just fix yo’ a little. Raising a umbrella in de shop. Yo'd _Bancy 2 ECT el Way eek the, eritieal, Shan iy gevots mata to howl, Itisp Kcaemat toe the taste Bnd may be ‘at all times with perfectsafety. Price, 2. FOR FALE RW ALL DRUGGISTS, DRUG CO..SoleProp..ST-LOULS. Health i is Wealth! ness. I've got some comb’nations in iny pocket, too. Yo'd like to ‘hoodoo’ them, I s’pose. the fixin’.” over-indulgenco. co! ete ee ceasiek of price, And he did. WE GUARANTEE'SIX BOXES ees ever came out of a barber shop. 2 Ww. 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