The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, April 27, 1887, Page 4

‘ 1 la i AOGAGREAE ih Time Table Mo. Pacitic BR. (LExincion & 5 Br Comme > watil further Butler as foilows GOING NORTII. No. 124—Texas Express. - «© 426—K.C. Express.- 434—Accommodation.. +++? GOING SOUTH. 124—Texas Express. a 126—K. C. Express 1ag—Accommodatio S. L. & E. Div GOING WEST. No. 145—Pasrenger « 147—Accomodation ..+++++ 9° GOING EAST. Wo. 146—Passenger..---- 148— Accomodation... All passenger trains make direct con- notice, :00 PM 114°M 140 AM sSs5s5 AM No. “ :50AM SCAM 7:35PM 2:10PM nection tor St. Louis and all points east | "Texas and all points south, Colorado, California and all points west and north- west. For rates and other intormation apply to E, K. Carnes. Agent. Secret Societser. MASONIC. Butler Lodge, Nu. 254, meets Saturday in each month. Miami Chapter Royal Arch No. 76, meets second Thursday month. Gouley Commandery Knights Templar meets the first Tuesday in each month. the first Masons, in each 1.0. O. FELLOWS. Bates Lodge No. 180 meets every Mon- | day night. Butler Encampment No. 76 meets the and and ath Wednesdays in each month W. EB. TUCKER, DENTIST, BUTLER, - MISSOURI. seeos OFFICE OPERA HOUSE. In addition to the usual work ot a Den- tist, he does. CONTINUOUS GU, GULD CROWN, AND BRIDGE WORK, So popular now in the east and large cities. the Lawyeren, person & GRAVES, ATTORNGYS AT LAW. Office West Side Square, over Lans- @own's Drug Store. {. S. Francisco. S. P. Francisco. IRANCISCO BROS. Attorneys at Law, Butler, Mo., will practice in the courts of Bates and adjoining counties. Prompt attention given to col- fections. Office over Wright & Glorius’ hardware store. 79 T W. SILVERS, ry ATTORNEY = LAW Will practice in Bates and adjoining counties, in the Appellate Court ut Kansas City, and in the Supreme Court at Jefter- @en City. e@ Oerice North Side Square, over A.L. McBride's. zitf W W. GRAVES, Notary =:- Public... . Office with Judge John D. Parkinson, west side square, Butler, Mo Physicians. J. R. BOYD, M. D. PHYSICIAN ANv SURGEON, Orrice—Esst Side Square, Max Weiner’s, ig-ly Burier, Mo. J. M.@urrsty, W.H. Batrarp, DRS. CHRISTY & BALLARD, HOMOEOPATHIC MHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS, Qflice, front room over P.O. Ai! calis @uewered at office day or night. Tele- @hone communication to all parts ot the city. Specialattention given to temale T c. BOULWARE, Physician and ¢ Surgeon. Office north side square, Mo. Diseases of women and chil- specialty. SS State of Ohio, City ot Toledo, ) Lucas County, S.S. ’ Frank J. Cnenes makes oath that } aa the senior partner ot the firm of F J: Cheney & 0., doing business in the ci of Toledo, county and Sta i and that said firm will pay $100 for each and every case Ghat can not be cured by the u Catarrh Cure, Frank J Sworn to betore me ands GY presence ts oth dav o > ‘ , _o' Dec., «S86. | sear A.W. Gleason Notary Public P. S.—Hall's Catarth Cure is taken énternally and acts directly “4 n 7 Ne system. Send tor testimonials, tree 3 F, J. Cusney & Uo., Toledo. 0 grate beeen ae Satsts, 75 cents. ks , | wood is barely perceptible. seeg 45 AM} ssp mM] ‘ | vitations more than the society | Very satisfactory; | Cognizable even as | some style of its own. | along Fourth a the | blood and mucus surfaces or th fra aay Of Lhe street and a t on the other. parce Wit AND HUMOR. Another great dire in Kensucky on the first Tic of wormwood life © Traveler. Noboly appreciates dinner- young — Bos- man who only bas “apartments” ton Gazelle. It is said that some children get all | their impressions from their mother. ‘This, then, 1s how slippery men origi- nate.—Macon Jelegraj h There are in Massachusetts 65,000 more women than men. That is why the women have to stand ia the horse- cars. — Boston Transcript. Barber—Pretty short. sir? Customer —Well, yes. Lam. Just put it down on the slate, will you? Much ol you for speaking of it — Lowel! Citizen. Midnight is of night, because at that hour it is some- times difficult to determine which to do, go home or whoop it up larger. — Liye. Again we would like to remark that the man who leaves the snow on his sidewalk is he who drops bu:tons in the enurch contribution box.--Ncw Mauve News. The interest on a m and s gas meter are alike in going on with their work whether there is) anybody around to boss the jeb or not.— Fall Kiver Ad- rauce. Smith (with effusion) -Hello, Brown, is that you? I heard you were drowned. Brown (with sathuess) brother. Smith (ihe a pity Hash A subserib mye a vood re ptfor good hoarhound candy?” Cer.ainly we can, dear. Send along your cauly aad you will get a recent by return mail.—Aew haven News. asks: you send “Pa,” asked young Jooly, “what sort of a tree was it that George Washing- ton cur down with his little hatchet—a cherry?” Chestnut, my son,” replied the old man, abdsently; “chestnut’’— Puck. Landlady nining a fugitive ) hv, Bridget, his trunk is full of bricks! How could they have got there? “Sure, ma'am, he brouzht one home in bis bat ivery night.” — Lefe. “Pa,” id Joimny, looking up from ‘what does it mean to pile clion?” There, don’t bother me now,” replied pa; “ask your ma, she understands ull about millinery.” — Bos- ton Transcript. “For what is it that my sad soul yearus?” asks a povtess We don’t know, dear, unless it is for the editor to send you a check instead of the little note “Returned with thanks.’’—New Haven News. A Massachusetts woman recently lost the use of her jaw and the doctors say that she has worn out the muscle that acts usahinge. We somehow wonder that this does not occur oftener.— New Haven News. “Why do the heatuen rage?” asks a religious paper. Ifthey got a larger percentage of the money collected for them perhaps they wouldn't rage so much, We merely offer this asa sug- gestion.—N. ¥. Graphic. “Iudeed, it huppened in less time than I take to tell it,” said the lady who was considered somewhat of a bore *O. Lhaven't the least doubt of that,” replied hor patient and truthful listener. Yonkers Sialexma» imes represented by the shed fey n tvock; buta better person- ifieation would be a bald-headed man buying a bottle of patent hair-restorer. Shoe and Letther / eporter. “Pa. have you got the hydrophobia?” “No, Bertie; what makes you ask that question ‘Well, Lheard ma say to- ttay bitten when yout OWN Letne The Catthe ot t of th sroken lavk red or The breed is weil adapted to make the most of short commons or the best prolitic, ing, and goi ail to milk when milk piling on flesh when dry-—a breed every | farmer and dairyman who owns one is proud oj, filling the eye and filling the pail. = The milk is of medium quality and abundant making up in flow what it lacks in quality when compared with the special butter breeds; always rich in solids, hence admirable for cheese production. Were we to name a breed of cattle which would produce the greatest profit from a given area of farming or grazing ltand, or turn 100 tons of hay, corn fodder and corn meal into the greatest protit, we should hesi- tate: to name one which would surpass the Ayrshire, even where the breed would have no opportunity to exhibit its hardiness and activity. Bat, on short pasture, in cold stables, ex: to more or less hardships, the Avyr- shire would almost surely carry off the palm. 5 ¢ There is one thing about them that is they are always re- des The breed > strikingly hand- has an unmis an Ayrshire, and never will be mistaken | for $ t. | for ng else.—American Agricul | <0 “it must be awiul men,” said one of vVoking to the street. ~-How SO “in ee on one side some They want to look at themselves in the tuicror and see the vat the same time.""—Uincinsazé Sen they pass 2 window ~ Merch at | arty in- | al to | vd the whiching time | }isin » and fl:eks con- \ | tluvillish in every concer {irom the coeds An Ayrshire is | two ladies trip) ing | , ing of diamonds for the market. ; Workmen engazed in the trade have Tender-ine eruel, heartle those poor bird “Becuuse we are the ¢ a and we can raise more dust by working than loating.”— PA sade zh a lerald. Mrs. de Hobson (complacently)—Yes. Mr. Feathlerly, that is a portrait of my- self when alittle girl It was by # celebrated artist. Mr. Feather! (anxious to say the right thingy —Er— i Apstract Books: of Dates Con one of the old masters?""—N. 2}. Sten. A fashion item says: “Bonnets will not be worn as high this year as last." If this be true, all this talk about ‘ele- vating the may as well be dropped. With less lofty wis, the stuze is high enough.-— Norr a Pr. ald. Asheet of paper seventeen inches wide and more t seven miles long was recently imade at Watertown, N Y. Itis thought possible to print au entire sentence of Wiiliam M. Eyarts on if ag: ¥ is used. ~ASew Haven Feathe throb as h know says your N.Y. Sun. “The boys have an approp) for the pastry cook st our house,” remarked the oW isked the do you Edutor. Editor. call he burg ¢ W. R Travers, the wit of Wall street, one day saw his wife bringing a motto in their home which read, ‘God Biess Our Home."’ ‘Let me put one into the other corne tid Mr. Travers. “What is the mottu sh would like to have it read, ‘And’d——n our Cuok.’ ” Professor-—-What do you know about the Apennines? Student—Happy nin They arein Cauicago. They got a with the pennant “© SUCCESSIVE sons. You bet the I'm giad to see you ng such interest in base-ball, protessor."'—Tezas sift wnge. *See here, my friend,” said the bar- tender to aman who for several min- utes had been engrossed at the free- Juneh tintyou going ty buy “No, sir,” replied the busy man. was reading last night that beer tends to take away the appetite." — N.Y. oun. A Hindoo correspondent of a London puper says: “Johur is an awful rite. A whole tribe may become extinct by it” Strong efforts should be made to have the rite of Johur introduced into the tribe of Anarchists in this country. It seems to go right to the spot.—Aor- rielown Heruid. Pretty waiter-girl (to lar board- er)--Waut kind of soup will you have tovlay, Charley? Caarley (in a fasci- naung manner) -W weally, [hard ly know, y'know. What kind wouid you advise ine to take, Jennie? — Pretty waiter-giri (innocently) —Noodle soup, Charley.--N. Ye se. Peckham (nesting an old friend)-— Woy, Dingley, is you? LT haven't seen you for tee vears How are you, anyhow? DPiagley--O, I'm just skeTused tobe By the way, Peck- ham, how's your wife? You used to say you hia the Logs girl when you were i Peckham (sadly)-—Ste’s still “Le fe. elegray h. Portland, Me. M. was born in He was a soldier of yeurs; was captured by . his freedom for ev from drewn- sto this country the year > of Waterloo He mur: vcond wife . in Francois aX, Brittany in 1790. Napoleon for the English : saving an ing. Hee rth for ab aun whi pinno 3g of hvilow toe arms ofa 2 direction dupe nittural stand of 2 the main body of the sponge re nd there are fine particles of coral in lbarnior sucker. le. many to suppose trom its appearance that if left alone these arms wouid eventually have petritied and perhaps turned to coral reveling out like coral upon geo isi » Western in- meni towns. 2 Atchison, lway contribu the nssociation > UU 2 ¥ Mr Ss at Topeka, besides con- tributing liberally to the association in Kansas City. in San Francesco Weils, Fargo & Co. make their emplo bers of the association at an annual The negre schools and colleges in Atlanta, says the Constitution of that city, are much more costly and com- fortable than the schools for the whites, At is true that much, perhaps the most, of the money invested in these editices came from tne North, but the fact that Atlanta been selected as the site and center of them apeaks well for the enterprise nud loval of the ing wegroes of Adanta. Their ¢ onal institutions are not only very im- posing siructures, but they are fully eqlipped rf comfortab i aud, to outward sy doing - t work ey —— + endowed, nes, iwWerp, v th is } ns of Amsierdam in th ie Tepair- The ec riy decided to ask fur a considerable in. woman | crease of Wages, and they threaten y aaa str¥ke if this increase be not vainted | Tile to Any Lands or Town Li a happy nine. furnish a lof title call and see us at Butler National Bank, in Opera Hi Showing every deed, deed of trust transfer that affects the Our books are kept up the records from day to day. We canat any ti in ‘Bates county. Complete and Reliable Abstr of title toany real estate in Bates county. Char, reasonable. LOANS! Our arrangements for making Low Rate L On Real Estat and furnishing the money at once can not be surpassed. make a specialty of ‘R CENT LOAN with small Commission, or 8 per cent straight without commissi Money on Hand Read to pay out as soon as papers are signed. We are also loa money on time running from SIX MONTHS TO FIVE YEAR and allow borrower to pay at any time and stop interest. Sh you want to borrow money on Real Estate or procure an abst Bloek, Butler. Mo. WALTON & TUCKEN Land Mortgage @