The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, March 9, 1887, Page 3

¢ BILL NYE’S NEW ROLE. (Paper at $2 per year. To said be- ‘ — SS Joved son Henry I also bequeath all ED TAR His Capacity asa Wilt Maker Evidenced | ny wardrobe. I have worn out his —— | by Some Legacies. Qld lawn tennis and polo clothes MARK. while he was attending college, using his boating and base ball suits for underclothing during the winter, and now that I am about to pass on I Tendered to Cox. Washington,March 2.—The pres- dent has tendered an appointment on the inter state commerce commission to Congressman William R. Cox, of North Carolina. Mr. Cox repre- chase of the Arkansas land grant, sents the Raleigh district, but w ) . Was compnising seventy-ni ii not re-elected. He lost the nomi-’ ee oe Lets of Land. Kansas City, March 1.—The Kansas City Inter-State Land Com- Pany ,an organization with headquar- ters in this city, completed the pur- MONEY! MONEY. Mr. Bill Nye 1s responsible for the tollowing fond, paternal epistle. It will be noted that he sets a shining — re cna Free from aptates, Eametics and Potson. | example to other men of means by sca oh oun Sr Rsenl os = rs nanon through some dissension in | ce ee a 4 gud. In any sum from $100 to $10,000, and en PROMPT... Sw aces, ae: Kina. |. polo suit of own. T also direct} tor Vance and others of the gr ages — os be ee nenn so nve years. THE CHARLES 4: NOGELES OBESE | Hudson, Wis., January 20.—My that an obituary, consisting ot forty | North State have been at outs with |. =e ee can government in 1826. The price ot the purchase is not made public. The company proposes to give quit claims to settlers now on the land, on application, but will require for- eigners and corporations to settle. Legal opinions of eminent authori ties have been obtained upon the title. This is the fargest private land purchase ever made in the Unie ted States. lines, relative to me, be printed in my son’s paper, eod6t, at 10 cents per line, to follow pure reading mat- ter, tor which the sum of $24 will be found in an old sock in my escri- toire inthe barn. I do not care for the obituary, but desire to aid a panting, struggling enterprise. It is also my desire that all my debts contracted during lite be paid up atter my death. My object in dying 1s not in any way to evade the payment of my debts. I may add to this will, from time to time, as anything good suggests itself. In the meantime let me hear from you ever and anon. Tell us how yeu come on with your paper and whether you have contnbuted any more of your thumbs to your new job press or not. Respecttully, your father.—N Y. World. $rd, Interest aud Principal can be made pay- / gble at any day and interest stopped. 4th. Have almost a million dollars already joaned and doing a larger business than ever. » %h. We keep money on band to loan so if you nave good secarity snd clear titles you don’t haveto wait. Oh. we have two sets of Abstract books made by different parties and make Abstract of Titles 9 byone set and compare with the other and cam F thos make Abstract of Titles that are absolutely correct and we will stand responsible for them. the administration Mr. Cox has stood up for the president. He is chair- man of the civil service committee of the House and this has tended to bring him into close relations with the president, tor as chairman he has molded the work ot the commit- tee to conform with the administra— tion policy. Mr. Cot has not yet notitied the president of his accept- ance, but there 1s scarcely any doubt that he will take the position. Dear Henry: This is a dictated let- ter. The thoughts are mine but the penmanship is that of a man named Beasley, who is doing the chores for us this winter. My reason for hir- ing a private secretsry is that last Tuesday the strawberry blonde shoat slumped through a hole in the ice, and in striving to rescue him trom a watery grave I fell and broke one of xaians Sia, | my legs just above the tetlock. sth. Make loans with er without Commission. Vora corpittixene.uo. | Kind friends cnme trom every #h. Invite you to come and see usand have where to as i ourterms, rates and etc. explained to you before : +g ne nae ~caogiaranaeeaeee in a thousand different ways showed making application elsewhere. ; Onur office is with the Butler National ryN their gentle desire to draw me i sak «cop agaphanndies opeenete meds i HE HORNS. aan conversation. A Pee WALTON & TUCKER , came down from the insanitarium to Land Mortgage Co. set the leg and tied his horse to a little sugar maple tree that was set out last spring. When he puts in his bill for medical attendance he will be surprised to find an offset of So cents tor that tree. I may be slightly crippled, but you can an nounce in fyour valuable paper that there are no flies on me to speak of. While spread out here with noth- ing to do my mind has been quite active and I have had drawn off for me the following outlines of a will, which I send you enclosed herewith. ‘*Please read and return,” as it says on the Bible rack on board the cars: Know all men by these presente, that I, the subscriber, being of sound mind and reahzing that I am now under the doctor’s care, and, therefore, may be swept into eterm- ty at any moment, do hereby make, execute and publish this my last will and testament, firmly by these pres ents: First—I do hereby appoint my be- loved wife, Henriette, to be my sole T JACO @ qt ) 7th. Have been here along time and expect “} tostey awhile longer. Anextensive Delay, Is faililug to provide the proper means to expel tram the system those disease germs which causes scrotula, indigestion debility, theumatism and sick headacnes The only reliable means is Dr. Harter's Iron Tonic. 4 Bucklen’s Arnica Salve. The Best Salve in the world for Cnts Bruises, Cuts, Ulcers Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, Cancers, Piles, Chilblains, Corns, Teter, Chapped Hands, and all skin erup- tions,and postively cures piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give pertect. Satistaction, or money refnnded. Prive per box, 25 cts For leby Waler The country’s hone industry is an important one. The fore feet of an ox will make a pint of neat’s-foot oil, Nota bone of any animal is wasted. Many cattle’s shinbones are shipped to England tor the make ing of knife-handles, where they bring $40 perton. The thigh bones are the most valuable, being worth $So per ton for cutting into tooth- brush hankles. The fore leg bones are worth $30 per ten, and are made into collar buttons, parasol handles and jewelry, though sheep’s legs are the staple parasol handles. The water in which the hones are boiléd is reduced to glue, and the duet which comes from sawing the bones 1s fed to cattle and poultry. - | SCHWENCK & OLDEAKER. Did the Angels Ring the Bell? A remarkable coincidence hap- pened yesterday morning at the deatin of Miss A. L. Duffy, a daughter ot Capt. O. E. Duffy, the patent at- torney, which occurred at 201 D street. Muss Duffy had laid in a dying condition tor several hours, being surrounded by the members ot her mmediate tamily. The still- ness reigned over the house as her last moments were drawing to 2 close. She was conscious to the fast, and talked calmly with those about her until a moment or two be- fore the end. The nearest watcher had scarcely made the announcement} _.Taxe Ayer's Sarsaparilla, in the spring of the year, to purify the blood, in that she was dead when a servant nts the epainen; eicheo the liver to pi from below entered an- | and restore healthy tone and vigor tothe QUO iho sou a whole physical mechanism. Remember swer to the summons of the call} that quality, not quanity, constitutes the bell. No one had rung and the | value ot medcine. peculiarity of the circumstance wast! Necessity is the mother of a large in the fact that all ot the six bells! }:o0d to inventions in Maine, par- The Gypsy Alone has no Idol. The gypsy, says Chambers’ Jour- nal, loves the crescent moon, the evening star, the clatter of the fern owl, the beetle’s hum. He was born on the earth, in the tent, and he has lived like a species of human wild animal ever since. Ot hisown free will he will have nothing to do with rites or hitanies; he may, per- haps, be marred in a place of worship, to make it legal, that is all. At the end, were it not for the law, he would for choice be buried be- neath the “‘fireeplace’”’ of their chil- dren’s children. He would not dence to the pipe ecclesiastic, sound it who may—churchman, dissenter, priest or laic. Like the trees, he is simply indifferent. The negroes have their fetich, every nation its idols; the gypsy alone has none—not q BUTLER, MO. CHAS. CENNEY At Old Stand, East Side Square. NEW GOODS Fresh and Nice and Comprising every: thing in the ‘WP Boots and Shoes made to order The best of leather used, Shop nerth side ot Square. 49 tf : z laced in the dining-room and com- | ,; . qh R Oc ERY executrix, assignee and receiver,ot}even 2 superstitious observance; neers with iat different rooms ai ress —— eit br: mi my entire estate, with tull powers to} they have no idolatry of the past, | of the house had rung violently at MdedeS he ss ta ge CR, Be P} And Provision Line. pay taxes on said estate torever, and | neither have they the exalted thought the instant when the death took cently aske : si ne oo be? rt to have and to old the same so long j of the present. It is very strange} piace. The bells, with one excepr a him aegis oe Bi a Ny » as grass grows and water runs, to- | that it should be so at this height Of | 4.5, had not r since Mr. Duff peer e druggist would not. 0 : Sela : ton, had not rung uffy | «.Won’t you pour some on my finger, a | gether with such other and further | our civilization, and you might x0 | moved to his present home,the wires | 612° asked th The d . , Ginat the Liverses Dyepepai, Coumtpation, Miconsens, reliet as the courts adjudge. many thousand miles and search trom : : tens ater nc eae e drug © (an Coo cproencees 2 connecting them being broken. The gist said he would, and took hold of "i FAMILY MEDICINES ‘Thowsands of Tessin: Of all kinds wanted. Second—I hereby request that the | Atrica to America before you would | s¢rair created a teeling of awe over the finger, which was completely : prove lie mertt, Auy druggist will tell you its reputation. red horse Napoleon be sold and the } find another people without a deity..| the househol d, as no explanation ot | nigg eB eo see ak se nasil idden in band i = COME AND SEE ME. proceeds thereof used toward detray That can only be seen ugder an Ene} p¢ mystery has been made. Among yielded to his — a oe e ing my funeral expenses, provided | plish sky, under English oaks and] those inclined to be superstitious the | 4+ st. the bandage came eff and re- ‘ai Chas. Dennev. that the sum of $35 therefrom be = SSeS EES peal of the bells was a welcome to vealed the fact that the finger was * aside for the purpose of maintaining | 4 Funny Incident at the White House. | heaven tor the soul of the departed |... dly bogus, being made up of a a large aggressive bulldog, whose duty it shail be to monkey o’er my lowly grave until my dust shall be ot R [ CKLY ASH no use to science. It 1s my desire that my executrx shall so maintain 4 ° B IT T E R 5 said bulldog, hereinbefore set forth, 0 ha uBety LE ; In the crowd at the president’s re- ception yesterday was a small man with a blonde beard and a polka-dot necktie. While waiting tor the president to come down stairs one ot the buttons of his overcoat became entangled in the black lace trimming of a mantle worn by a tall, stately lady. When she moved forward he tound himself moving along with the procession. His endeavors to free himself attracted the notice of the president, who could scarcely keep a straight face while he shook hands with the lady, who then swept grandly out of the room, all uncon- scious of the little man bobbing along like a tin can fastened to the tail of a big Newtoundland dog. He endeavored to grasp the presi- dent’s hand as he passed, but it was no use—the procession moved on. Just outside the East room he finally freed himself and returned and shook hands with the president.— Washington Post. one, and this belief 1s strengthened, as Miss Duffy was widely known for her sweetness of character, her good works and her religious ten- dencies, she being a strict Catholic and a member of St. Patrick’s church.—National Republican. sponge. It was the fellow’s evident desire to get the sponge well soaked and then suck out the alcohol. _ A Rather Remarkable Family. The Howe family recently held a reunion at Lansing, Mich. There were present nine brothers, whose ages ranged from 71 to 94, and com- bined footed up 521 years. Their total weight was 1,444 pounds, bemg an average of 160 1-4. The most remarkable thing about the reunion was that it was the first time that the nine brothers had ever all been to- gether. Their parents, who were over 70 when they died, had never seen all the boys together.—Chicago Tribune. in order that pimply young medical students may not make too tree with all that 1s mortal of a superior man. It is my special desire that no part ot my economy shall contribute in any way to science or to the amusement lyn , of a class of sore-eyed goslings who uy LS aren! ¢ \ Invigorates can not get near enough toa live ce vor osate tn Doctage.| pln man to operate on him. na DYSPEPSIA,CONSTI I biti to state also that I hope whatever may be odd or eccentric or abnormal about my formation may be generously allowed to pull obliv— ion over itseli and fade away. I do not wish to be perpetuated in the form ot a fatty tumor or osseous for- mation. Let my good deeds be my only menument. Let the post mor tem in my case be omitted and the time be taken up in seme other way. 1 request also that at my funeral the free list be suspended and that those only who have a personal in- terest in the proceedings be permit- ted totake part. Persons who make the funeral industry a business, or rely upon it as a means of relaxation, are requested to abstain trom my funeral as a personal favor to me. 1 give and bequeath, make over and present to my beloved wite Hen- rietta, all and singular, my real and personal property aside from said horse Napoleon, heretofore enumer- ated and set aside tor funeral purpo- 4 : a ses, to have and to hold said prop- | stomach le rd Me will power erty during her lifetime, and after | thoroughly eer ang Lares 2? te SEWARD A. HASELTINE, | that the said real and personal prop- ried See ete pad wile pleas: PATENT SOLICITOR & ATT'Y AT LAW, erty to pass to my beloved son Hen- | ant oa the taste, it cannot be used asa : - = ‘ i i ishi beverage by reason of its cathartic pro- (Associated at Washin: .C.) Carrespoadese | Ty, who is engaged in publishing a rage DY case Seeeiet. Leanivion cect wend promoe Ys = 4 perties. 14 im Take the extraordinary popularity of Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral is the natural re- sult of its use by all classes ot people for over forty-years. It has proven itself the very best specific for colds, coughs, and pulmonary complaints, ‘How styles have changed since I was a girl,”’ writes an old lady to the Louisville Post. ‘‘When I was young,” she continues, ‘‘we used to wear our dresses up to the neck and gloves with only one button. Now they wear the gloves up to the neck and only one button on the dress. 1 don’t sea how a woman can retain her modesty or be innately refined it she goes in the presence of men bare nearly to the waist. Such costumes may be all very well for the ballet or for prize ring fighters, but it is de- moraliging for young women. My time is nearly up, but I reaily would like to come back into this world sixty or seyenty years from now, just to see how women will dress. It they keep on reducing the extent of their clothes at the same rate they ‘have in the last half century, they won’t have much of anything on by that time.’’ A flat Contradition. . Some one has told you that your catar- th is meurablie. It is not so. Dr- Sage’s Remedy will cure it. sree Crecane : and does its work thoroughlv. We | sions. Mave eet to hear of a case in on 2% it did | relief from first bottle vegeta = rey? not accomplish a cure when faithtulv | six bottles, was entirely cured, face Fe used. Catarrh is a disease which it is] gained in flesh eighteen poun - vs dangerou toneglect. A certain remedv | he positively delieves oom =e hase is at vour command. Avail vourself of it | died, had it not been tor the re! afford- fi plain amore ser-|ed by Electric Bitters. Sold at fifty cent omer sata cee d bottle by John G. Walker. = Simply Bounced. The Standard wishes to correct a false impression in reterence to the “firing” of the editor’s wife and mother-in-law from the Methodist church. They were not put out of the building by the pastor, as some suppose. but merely had their names erased from the roll of membership’ The editor 1s not the kind of a man to quietly submit to having his wife and her mother ‘‘fired’”’ bodily from a church or elsewhere. He ss not built that way; neither is his mether- in-law.—Belleville (Tex. ) Standard. Washington, March 3.—TheSer- ate committee on the District of Columbia at a special and very short meeting this morning, voted to re- port adversely upon the nomination of James N. Trotter, of Boston, the colored man nominated to be record- er of Deeds tor the District of Columbia. Those who are trysng to break up the baneful habit of intemperance will exper- ience great benefit frow the use of Prick- ly Ash Bitters. Liquor derangeing tne system. Prickly Ash Bitters will remedy the evil result and restere the brain, ADVERTISERS can learn the exact cost of any proposed line of advertising'in American papers by addressing Geo. P. Rowell & Co., Newspaper Advertising Bureau, 10 Spruce St, New York. Send 10cts. for 100-Page Pamphiet GABNONHO AOL VIVES “SB eee a PTS Sere eS =—- -} IM 808 SBVID 40 Saved His Life. Mr. D. I. Wilcoxson, of {Horse Care, Ky., savs he was tor many years, badly afhisted with Phthisic, also Diabetes; the pains were almost unendurable and would sometimes almost throw him into convul- He tried Electric Bitters, and got "ava Onlonvss ALIIVND 483@ 40 AINO BOVW BUY