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We are afraid the heathen have got all the very small coins by this time.—Buriington Free bress. If at the just day every one has to an- swer for every idle word spoken on earth it will take eternity for the society girl to file all her answers.— New Haven News. A good many fables begin “Once on atime.”” Oddly enough, too, when married men have been once on a time they are apt to invent fables.—Somer- ville Jourxa', Next to trying to catch the ear ofa deaf man, the hardest thing in the world is to convince yourself that you've caught the attention of a cross-eyed wo- mun.— Charleston Enterprise. The difference between a journalist and a newspaper man is that the for- mer writes with « pearl-handled gold pen and the latter with anything hecan get hold of.—.\ew Haven News. Emma—‘“‘Reggy, darling, when we are married you will not smoke in the house, will you?” Regzy—*No, love, the fellows wili expect me at the club, you know.” Still, Emma is not happy. —Life. He—And did you see Monte Carlo? She—No. Papa called on him I be- lieve, but from his disappointed appear- ance when he got back to the hotel I think Mr. Carlo must have been out.— Tid- Bits, A Nashville astronomer has discover- ed a comet with three tails. We re- member Nashville as a place where even the newspaper fellows each had a demi- john of whisky by the side of his desk.— Lowell Citizen. “O, Clara,” said Maud, “Charley took me sleigh-riding last night. I had such fun. [drove."” “What was the matter with Charley?” “Stupid! He couldn't drive with his teeth, could he?’* —N. ¥. sun. ‘ When the small boy reaches the dentist’s to have a tooth removed his toothache departs. Would that a wo- man's ache for a bonnet. wouid fly as quickly and positively on reaching the modiste’s.— Puck. First minister's wife—How glad I am to see you. Has your husband a parish now? Second ditto—O, yes; he is preaching in Brooklyn now. — First—Is that so? = Weil, I. do hope they will ac- quit him.—New Haven News. He—l'm awfully glad to be able to offer you an umbrella, Mrs. Hauterive. She—You're very kind, Mr. Seizer. 1 shall take great pleasure in returning it to my husband. He left it at the club last night, vou know, — Jid- Bits. It is repeated, with all details, that the Czar did kill Count de Reutern. He entered the Count’s room, saw him smoking a cigar, and instantly shot him dead. He must have been smok- ing five-cent cigar.—Aew Haven News. “I hope, my dear, that you don’t in- tend to go to the theater alone?” “No, indeed; I never go unless am chaper- oned.” “Unless what?” “Ciaperoned.” “That's just the way with me; 1 always like to have achap around.”’—Harper's Bazar. “Do you know, my friend,” said the temperance man, solemnly, ‘what it costs you to drink whisky. It costs your health, character, home, happi- ness——"’ “Yes, by jings! and it costs me $4 a gallon besides. That’s the wust of it."—Boston Courier. ; “And what's become of George Tul- liver?” asked one old friend of another, in reviewing the days of their youth. “Poor fellow, I hear that he came toa bad end!’ “Ah, yes,” replied the friend; ‘a very bad end. George went up behind a mule.” —Puck. Clerk (in fashionable up-town bakery to proprictor)—That tray of American a biscuits in the window, sir, has been there for three weeks, and they are getting sour. What shall I do about it? Proprietor—Label them English tea muffins. — Pittsburg Dispatch. “The ministers are almost unanimous 1m saying that the ballet must go,” said atraveling man.- ‘Yes, one of them went to see an opera with a ballet at- tachment and was terribly shocked.” “Poor man! I guess he never attended a full-dress reception.’’ — Merchant Traveler. “If you were going to lay in $1,000 worth of wine, who would you go to?” he asked of the barkeeper of an up- town hotel. ‘To any of the manufac- turers of bogus liquor.” “You would?” “Certainly; that’s the only way you can be sure of what you have got.”’— Wali Street News. Young husband—Isn’t there some- thing peculiar about the taste of theso onions, my dear? Young wife (anxious- ly)—O, I hope not, dear. I took such pains with them. leven sprinkled them with jockey club before I put them to boil to take away the unpleasant odor.—N. Y. Sun. Simpson—“Well, Muggins, how's business?” Muggins (our artist)—"-O, rippling! Got a commission this morn- ing from a clergyman. Wants his chil- dren painted very badly.” Sim (with that pleasant way of his)—“Well, my boy, you're the very man for the job." They don’t speak now.—Judy. “I've become quite interested in that ee man,” said a philanthrophic old ady to the Shoriff as she pointed to one Mad the prisoners. “He tells me I would if I knew all he had gone th ” “I guess you would, mum, said Sheriff; “that fellow is the most expert pickpocket in the country.” Uncle Jack (from whom Bob has ex- oe Very enjoyable, Bob. ish I didn’t live so far away. so that I could have the pleasure of dropping ig to haves snack with you and +" .; Haven | But then. | frequent your , eciate them.\ » talking, und old man; i have nothing as weil be out of | Put, tut, my dear | ng despe- in invita: Lup es. Alawyer in Conne New London county, eloguenty arguing si. assaid to have sutiful phraseology: gendemen of the of the strong arm k away every ob lips declare, *No, cut, wh of¢ the i¢ rey he law, it w stacle and) with sir, no, siree, sir.’ "’ “You say. young woman," asked the tcher wrote é ? “Indade he did that, sor.” “Why, your Honor,” led the indignant defendant. can’t write a word to save my life,” “Weil, your Anner, he sint me some tinder lines every week, he did sor.” Verdict for the piaintitl —Burdette. Liltle Charley, 41-2 years old, 13 al- ready much elated at the prospect of being put in punts. He is,” however, sorely troubled by the thougat of what he shall wear when going to the tailor’s to be measured for them. — *For,” he says, “I won't want to go ih a dress, and I shan’t have you make them, mam- ma, bor any women folks; they don’t know how to put the right kind of pockets in!”’— Labyhood, A Christian clergyman once went to an orthodox synagogue with a Jewish friend. He listened to a congregation chanting “Mism:ar L’David’’ with the usual congregational discord, and was told by his Jewish friend that it was sung tothe same tune in the days of David. ‘Ah!’ said the clergyman, with a sigh of relief, “that accounts for it. Ihave often wondered why Saul threw that javelin at David.’’— Hebrew Standard. ~~? he The Lily's Favorite Exercise. A reporter forthe New York Star, who was present recently when Mrs. Langtry was taking a fencing lesson, describes the scene as follows: The little cap goes twirling on one of the low divans; the crimson cloak parts from throat to shoe and follows it. There is a gleam of white, a revelation of beauty, and the actress stands clad in the pretties costume woman ever wore. There ia a close-fitting white buck- skin fencing jacket, padded over ,the bust and buttoned high up around the throat, white gauntlets reach almost to the elbow, and white stockings with heavy black cloaks reach tothe knee. The loose trousers are of crermy woolen, and the soleless shoes white and laced with silken ribbons. All the conversation was in French, and the actress chatted as volubly as the ready-tongued swordsman. Every- thing was pure white about her costume, and even the binding of the mask, which usually iseither red or green, was of white enameled leather. Her favorite foils are of the daintiest, bluest steel that ever held a button to a fencer's jacket, and in keeping with the color of her costume; the handles are of whito enameled leather closely wrapped with glittering gold cord. ‘The fencers took their positions. No masks were worn, for they were about to give the grand salute. As she threw herself in the position of *tattention.”” and prepared for the movements of the salute, the big steel-gray eyes lighted up with some hidden fire of impulse, blazed with a new light, spots of height- ened color crept, slowly far upon the cheeks, the foil, held lightly by the up- r part of the biade, dangied at the left side as if in a scabbard, the white sandaled feet stood at right angles. For an instant the picture was cut as clear as if in marble; then the rigit hand of the actress, like a flash, drew the slender blade uatil the button touch- ed the palm of the hand, which held it as a scabbard, raised both hands above the head, held them there for a moment, and then dropped the point quickly to the fourth position of “engage.” The knees bent fully. fourteen inches, the shapely right foot was planted to the front, and the guard was perfect. ‘The grip on the corded handle of the slender foil tightened, the actress made a little motion to the wary fencer facing her to lunge at the breast; he touched the swelling white jacket with the button of his foil, then rapidly raised his foil to high carte; hers followed; he hinged again; she met him, lightning hke, with After an hour of sharp work Mrs. Langtry’s custom is to wrap her cloak about her, and sit for awhile before the open fire while she cats a biscuit moist- ened in claret. The violent exercise has brought every muscle into action, and perspiration comes in little torrents down her temples. “It is the best thing I know for the skin and complexion,” she said, ‘and the exercise I believe to be the most healthful in the world.” 0 Guerrilla Mosby. John S. Mosby, the famous confeder- ate officer, is now practicing law in San Francisco, and is making fame. Mosby had just begun the practice in Warren- ton, Va., when the war began, and no- body thought he would make much uf a soidier until he demonstrated his rare military capacity. He was a delicate young fellow, with literary tastes and a decided fonduess for society. He owed his appointment as consul to Hong Kong to an impression be made on Gen. Grant, whom he met ac- cidentally soon after the war. When Grant became President he tendered Mosby several federal offices before the consulship was offered him. In Hong Kong he was distinguisbed for his luxu- rianut style of life and spent all the hand- some income of his office. He is now about 50 years old and 1s settling down to business —Atianta Constitution. * the swinging high tierce guard that aa i Before sailing for home General preggo gg weapon back soroes Booth, of the Salvation Army, claimed © of lite had be e been the lings of after trving p! ians and nu Ss remedies, have used Athlophoros and r d to their great joy this medicine really did cure these diseases. could have pion out in knocked the world’s five minutes." e speaker was W m Blaikie, At Dubuque, Iowa, the-draggists say Ath- the well-known New York Jawver, | lophoros beats them all. We thought it | lecturer, and ~ gymnas would be like many other rheumatic medi- | cines that have been put on the market, | sell for a while then gradually sink out of our memory. But such is not the case akon’ with Athlophoros, instead of our sales Sodtinged diminishing they increase, and what makes ae us have more faith in its future mission is teins that our customers come back and praise te its good work in the highest terms. Said one druggistto the writer: “ My confidence is so great in Athlophoros that I often sell a bottle with the understanding that if it is not satisfactory I will refund the money. { have never yet had to pay the mon Mrs. C. J. ‘Alabecke 1067 Clay ut the close of his lecture on *How to Get Strong” at Y. MC. A. Hail one night—the audi- ence a Toledo blade reporter. “Hawthorne was at | rowed in the race Mr. Blaikie, not in the same cl friends. crew at the time, and Hawthorne couldn't row a litte bit He tipped the crew over in the river one day and gave us all a yood ducking. That was Mote than we could stand and we put ough tirm Iwas an officer of the boat's back.” him out. Hawthorne Was a stalwart | Street, Dubuque, Iowa, says: “I was sub- fellow, magniticent build, ete. But | ject to frequent attacks of inflammatory human nature couldn't stand every. rheumatism and have been nearly all my life, at times I would be almost hel less, When I commenced with the Athlophoros I was carrying my arm ina sling, I could not move my fingers without causing me ing while suffering this pain. One evenii way I heard of A op arce. The next day Leent fora bottle. I was a little afraid of it at first on account of the buzzing sensa- tion it caused in my head, but it worked like a charm, the swelling and the pain were gone, my rheumatism was well. It is now a year and a half, and I have not suffered any since.” Every druggist should Athlophoros and Athlophoros Pills, but where they can- not be bought of the druggist the Athlo- phoros Co., 112 Wall &t., New York, will send either (carriage paid) on receipt of regular price, which is $1.00 bottle for Athlophoros and 50c. for Pills. For liver and kidney diseases, ia, in- digestion, weakness, nervous debil! [es aecuaen of women, constipation, headache, impure blood, &c., Athlophoros Pills are unequaled. 11 MONEY TO LOAN AT SIX Per Cent. interest, on long time with privilege ot paying before duc if desired. We do not send borrow er’s applications away for approval, but decide on them here without de- lay, and furnish the money at once We have a large amount of money on hand to be loaned on land. Par- ties wishing to borrow please call and get our terms. We can furnish the money at once. The Watton & TucKER Land Mortgage Co., Butler, Mo. thing. “Go down to Yale, d Wilkin- son, the wit of the crew, jooking up at Havthorne, ‘and teil them that you are not big enough to row with the Har- vard crew.’ “But he was stout. Broad-shoulder- ed and brave and gentle, he was the pride of the sciocl. One night he re- membered that he wanted something at home. He walked that nicht to — THE HOUSE OF THE SEVEN GABLES, twenty-six miles there, twenty-six miles back again, and was xt the college be- foresunrise the next morning—fifty-two miles in a single night. Aod he don’t think anything of a walk of twenty miles even now. Remember the story of how he broke the sword for a Ger- man officer who persistently insulted him on the bridge in Germany? Julian has a sweet, kind, friendly disposition, and wouldn't quarrel with any one. But he took the sword out of the hands of the German officer, broke it across his knee and threw it over the brid, into the river below. And he could have dropped the big German in after it if he had ‘been so disposed. “Hawthorne was an athlete, but he was also a scholar. One of the best things I ever saw him do was when he helped Eliot Clark, son of James Free- man Clark, out in his studies. Haw- thorne came into young Clark's room to pet Clark to go on some short ex- cursion. “Can't go,’ said Clark; ‘got to write a theme.” * Ob, that’s the trouble,’ said Haw- throne. ‘Let me have your pen. What's the subject?” ** “TENNYSON'S IDYLS OF THE KING.’ “In half an hour Julian Hawthorne dashed off a review which has since been the wonder of Harvard and sur- prised the best critics. He gav@ it to Eliot; Clark. “The next time our professor saw James Freeman Clark he exclaimed: «4 want to congratulate you upon your son’s production. During the thirty years that I have been connected with the school I have never seen any- thing equal to it.’ “The next day, at the dinner table, James Freeman Clark told his son about the compliment paid to his work. Young Clark at once gave Hawthorne the credit of it. “When Hawthorne selected a name Admunistrator’s Notice. Notice is hereby given, That letters of Administration uvon the Estate of Thos Beatie deceased, have been granted to the undersigned, by the Bates County Cuurt, in Bates county, Missouri, bearing date the 13th day ot January 1837. All persons having claims against said Estate are required to exibit them to him for allowance, within one year from the date ot said letters, or they may be pre- cluded trom any benefit of such estate; and if said claims be not exhibited within two years trom date ot the publication ot this notice they will be forever barred. .S. Mu dm’r. 8 4t for his little daughter he called her | — = ow BE MpED, seuss ee Hildegarde. Some of his friends told # him that wouidn’t do, that Hildegarde TENTION! was too romantic. So he numed the WORKING CLASSES eats now ee to furnish all classes with employ ment at home. the whole of the time, or for their spare moments. rofitable. Persons of either sex easily earn From 50 cents to $5.00 per evens and & pro- rtional sum by devoting their time to the usiness. Boys and girls can earn nearly as much as men. That all who see thie may send their address and test the bus! we make this offer. Tosuch as are not well satisfied we will send one dollar to for the trouble of writing. Full particulars and outfit free. Ad- dress GxorGE STINSON » Portland, Mane next child John. ‘There,’ said Julian, that will take all the poetry out of Hildegarde.’ By the way, little 11-year- old Hildegarde can make a mile in seven minutes, and that’s something not many men in this city can do. “Il have watched the controversy growing out of the Lowell interview, and must say that I admire Haw- thorne’s frank, open manner all the more it is placed in contrast to the pie- crusty style of Lowell. Hawthorne told Loweil what he wanted, and Lowell was quoted correctly. Hawthorne is a gentleman aud h ove deceit. joie LEER Business new, light and **Censumption can be Cured.’’ Dr. J. S. Combs, Owensville, Ohio, savs: ‘I have given Scott’s Emulsion of Cod Liver Ooil with Hvypophosphites to tour patients with better results than seemed possible with any remedy. All were hereditary cases ot lung disease, and advanced to that stage when caughe, pain inthe chest, trequent breathing, frequent pulse, fever and emaciation All these cases have increased in weight trom 1€ to 28 pounds and are not now needing any medicine. I prescribe no vuther emulsion ot Cod Liver Oil with Hypophosphites, lime and soda, but Scott’s believing it to be the best.” 81m Lord Tennyson's new volume sells more freely than anything he ever pub- lished. The condemnation of the critics is outweighed by the voice of fashion, and Lord Tennyson is: as much the fashion now as ever. An onyx quarry at New Linsin, Cal, yielded one hundred tons last month, which were shipped to New York city recently to be made into mantels, bureaa tops, ete., while some of it will be worked into jewelry. that during his stay in this country he had putin 696 hours on the cars, had spoken to 180,000 American sinners at 129 meetings, and had saved 2,500 souls. 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