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Atan island on the coast of Maine, which is much resorted to, there is an esteemed local clergyman who is known to the summer residents, nearly all of whom are Bostonians, as the “hen minister.” This is by reason of his telling, in season and out of season, a certain story which queerly illustrates the idea of faith. “T-preached a sermon one Sunday,” the good minister will say, ‘on the doc- trine of faith, in which I taught my bearers the good Christian doctrine that all things may be brought about by faith, instructing them that faith is the evidence of things not seen, the sub- stance of things hoped for. There was a farmer's wife in the congregation who was greatly edified by the sermon, and | came to me and told me that she now understood just what faith was. “Next Sunday morning I overtook her on her way to church. “See here, parson,’ says she, ‘I don’t think much of your teachin’ about faith.’ ““Why not?’ f asked. “Why.” says she, ‘the other day I heard my speckled hen a-cacklin’ like all topay. ‘Now,’ says I, ‘here is a chance to show what faith is. That speckied hen's egg is the evidence of things not seen; the substance of things hoped for. 1 have faith she’s laid an egg. and I'm sure that when I go out to the shed I'll find it.’ Lo I goes out and looks for it, and there wasn’t any egy there, and that speckled hen hadn't laid any. Now, wiat’s your faith good for, I'd like to know?’ “And then,” the minister will say, “I told her what was the matter with her faith. ‘It was meant as a rebuke to you that you didn’t find any egg there,’ said. ‘You'd ought to have trusted in God, and not in the hen!’ "—Boston Record. C2 Constance (sentimentally, viewing ruius of an old mill)—There is always a touch of pathos to me, Ciarence, in in- completeness; that crumbiing wall, the broken wheel, a shattered life—— Clarence, gloomily (thinking of last night)—Or a bob-tail flush.—WN. Y. Sun. Bucklen’s Arnica Salve. The Best Salve in the world for Cnts Bruises, Cuts, Ulcers Salt Rheum, Fever Yores, Cancers, Piles, Chilblains, Corns, Veter, Chapped Hands, and a I skin erup- ions,and postively cures piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give pertect ~atistaction, or money refnnded. — Prive per box. 25 cts For leby Waler The Sam- Old Liar. is, and had been ur days. and snow id talked of olu mung. They urs ago itv They did no “when we wer meeting, their fir~ their last meet- quarre i y sat times when they v 3 did not say how> many y adventures happened ing, their were all gone over. — Perhaps they bot! warmed a little over the recollections. At last he said: “Ay, Jennie, an’ I unybody sin Tast hae na loved ve Vou. Lhae never for- e said, wit little mois Trancises Chrome e. ee AIVSIAAO 1OUW STW JONNOIZ UIESSy¥ am? U0 ZiS “ADR OF SE VOLYSTY HO parent ua Pep os sponse WT, cS@Arw pu OB papmour SOAIIVU ii) "gq Ud097 SuOLRIodO Maains autos -sny Jo uor soiane A yey p. EDT G tea Ul ue ye sed AT ny Never Open Your Month. except to put something to eat into it, 1s in excellent motto tor the gossip and the sullerer trom catarrh. But while the xossip 1s practicaly incurable, there is no excuse for anyone's suffering longer trom catarrh. Dr. Sege’s Catarzh Remedy is n unfailing cure for that offensive ‘dis- case. 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