The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, September 8, 1886, Page 3

(LEXINGTON & SouTHERN BRANCH.) Commencing Sunday, May yotil further notice, trains Butler as foilows: GOING NORTH. No. 123-—-Texas Express... will # 125—K.C. Express. 7256 P “ 133—Accommodation +201:30P GOING SOUTH. 124—Texas Express.- +Qilge “ eK: C. Express... 15 AM 1a 13o—Accommoda ation. +Q:55 A3 in! eee direct con- | All passenger trains make eC a Texas and all points south, Colorado, ion for St. Louis and all points California and all points west and nort west. For rates and apply to I. Lisk, Agent. Secret Socteties MASONIC. Butler Lodge, No. | Saturday in each month. Miami Chapter Royal Arch Masons, No. 76, meets second Thursday in each oath. Gouley Commandery Knights Templar meets the first Tuesday in each month. ) 1.0. O. FELLOWS. 1oth, and leave h- other intormation 54, meets the first Bates Lodge No. 180 meets every Mon- night. ay Butler Encampment No. 76 meets the and and ath Wednesdays in each month _ Lawyers, ee 40. D. PARKINSON, Attorney Law, Office West side square, Lansdown’s Drug Store. at over seerrcrrR AS Na ENN ].$. Francisco. S$. PR. RANCISCO BROS. Attorneys 2 Law, Butler, Mo., will practice i the courts of Bates and adjoi counties. Prompt attention given to cc lections. hardware store. 79q Physictainss. DRS. RENICK & BOYD FRANCISCO. at n Office over Wright & Glorius’ Physicians and Surgeons, BUTLER, MO. somes OFFICE: EAST SIDE SQUARE, OVER PeRenick: sresidence nand Fort Boots streets, P. chureh, L, RICE, M. D., je cian and Surgeon. Eclectic Phys LEVY’S. Dr. Boyd’s residence, Fulton Street, north C! i- Allealls prompt- lyattended to. Office up stairs over Morris’ Drug Store. J. M.Curisty, W. H. BALLARD, DRS. CHRISTY & BALLARD, : ,HOMOEBUPATHIU PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS, All night. Office, tront room over P. O. answered at office or calls Tele- phone communication to all parts ot the city. Specialattention given to temale diseases. T C. BOULWARE, Physician e Surgeon Butler, Mo. Diseases of women and chi ten a specialty. ") RUTLER | ACADEMY | Mentember 7, “85|- For Particulars Address J.M.: NAYLOR, and Office north side square, l- Butler, Bates County, Mo. PATENTS! —_e+ eo Wm. G. HENDERSON, PATENT ATTORNEY AND SOLICITOR OFFICES, g25 F STREET, . P. U. Box 50, washington,D. U. Segmerty. 0 of the Examining Corps, U ‘actices before the P: Det Supreme Court and the Federal Courts. and oa inions given as to scope, valinity ent of patent: Information ch 4nd promptly furnis! Hand Book on! With references annexed, FREE. FAN iY ‘SCALES tent Office, U i Land Mo BUTLER Butler Woolen Mls, would to the Wool Growers of Sates and surrounding counties th are for - ness. We will do all ir ot Snch as | ROLL CARDING CARDING & SPINING AND WEAVING, iu the very best ot order and guarantee satistaction. Work shipped trom a dis- tance will be received at the depot and prompt attention given to its return. Market price paid tor Tub Washed Wool. 25 tt Butler, Mo. Mav 19, 1889 J. FISHER, [am pern HIGHEST PRICE IN CASH CHICKENS, TUSKEYS, DUCKS, &C. And I want and will take all that be brought to me. can Tru AND PICKED: Can be tound at Bennett, Co’s store. Wheeler & ‘James Smith. MANCER“ CGWEEMED all chron references, Book sent free located. Call on or address Drs. CARTER & RAMSAY. Hid Main Sr., Permanen Kansas € ity. Mo. In ¥. SILVERS, e ATTORNEY : LAW and adjoining Will practice in Bates g counties, in the Appellate Court ut Kansas City, andin the Supreme Court at Jeffer- son City. ray Orrice North Side Square, over A. " McBride's. 3itt W. W. GRAVES, Notary -:- Public.’ Office with Judge John D. Parkinson, west side square, Butler, Mo. MONEY - MONE tom ee Parties wanting to borrow money on Farms Temember Ist. That we can lend money cheaper than } anybody. 2nd. In any sum from $100 to $10,000, time from six months to five years. and on Srd. Interest and Principal can be made pay- able at any day and interest stopped 4th. Have almost a million dollars already | loaned and doing a larger b Sth. We keep mone h have good security have to wait. than ever. = soem so if you | 6th. We have by different by one set a make Abstract o nd we will st WALTON & TUCKER rigaye Co. » APPLES WANTED | WOOLEN MILLS | | | Tlustrated with DArY O ‘op May NIN 3noge If YOyT, vay ST MOLY 03 ION sury 3u e souy say3 THE HORNS ‘CHAS. CENNEY. At Old Stand, East Si Square. ‘NEW-GOODS COUNTRY PRODUCE Ot allkinds wanted. COME AND SEE ME. Chas. Dennev. GRP See i tre ee faiute, Indigestion. Mild but effecti iver G2" SOLD BY DRUGGISTS. "PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM the po; favorite for dressing The Dest Cough Cure you can use, And the best preventive known for Consumption. It cures bodily pai all disorders of the Stomach. Dowels all Female Ce gling the ti gerous, NDERCORNS quickest and best cure for Corns, ses,&c. Hinderstheir fur- -snotrouble. Makes the Ss cnres. beeen se. It: CoN, DR. HENDERSON. 606 wg rhahiarat ite St., cote re or money refunded. low. Age and experience are important. —— used. No ——e RHEUMATISM ascuainc coe A POSITIVE CURE for RHEUMATISM. $500 for ang ‘case this treatment ‘or help. Greatest discovery —— ofmedicine “One dose gives relief: a few doses re- moves fever: mr pec wor Circa! ents Dr. Henderson, 606W yandotte St., Kancas City.Mo, PATTERNS OF ANY SIZE. titles you don’t | UNPARALLELED OFFER! EMOREST’S THE BES all the Magazines. Original Steel Engrae- Photogracures and Oil Pictures, Monthly Magaz: 4, will or Carbondale, Ill., Aug. 30-—A }man named Frank Mauzhardt. a resident of this county, met with a \ most extraordinary adventure on Friday last. He was engaged in walling up a wel had just dug on | al the farm of J. C. Scott, a short distance east ot this place. He had € Ww a | | +e mee | An Artesian Well that Turns Ont to be a Veritable Ocean. ome 1 Two Vast Rivers. — 0 ; Chicago, Aug. 31.—A special was | {received this afternoon | mavor ot Belleplains, | States that artesian | inches in diameter trom lowa, which well four burst when depth of 1So teet had been reached | in boring and an instantly a volume of | Water was torced into the air to the distance of several hundred feet this gradually increased in size and vol- ume, until a stream of water sixteen inches in diameter was tormed and the upward force of this stream is | equal to the power of powder or dynamite. The water in huge vol- umes is spouting in the air and the supply seems imexhaustable. Two gigantic rivers have been tormed by this water burst which are the at the rate of twelve miles an hour and are carry- | Ing everything before them. Houses and lives are threatened by this pecuhar freak of nature and the citi- zens of the running through town town are appalled at their impending danger which at {present they are powerless to over- | come, finding it impossible to divert this damaging flood. An attempt was made to insert a sixteea inch boi iron tube into these the well but Were instantly blown out and forced in the high air—finding this plan useless the terrified pecple then at- tempted to fill up the huge aparture through which the ternble geyser Fifteen stone were emptied into but Was spouting its deluge. car leads of the’ well these were instantly blown out and torced upward though propelled by the force as ofa razine of giant powder. oursting mé Bags of sand were then hastily con- the these, two, were hurled into the air structed and cast into well but by the tremendous force of the spout water. Tne Northwestern railway was then called upon tor assistance and instantly sent a large gang of men tothe rescue. The bridge gang of the county was also called upon but up to this evening no abatement in the flow oi water was perceptible and the rushing rivers the made deeper and basin tormed by formed by at it had wider while the this vol- was were washing channel immense ume of water spreadiag over the vicinity. The mayor of Belle Piains in his last ex- tremity telegrapbed to Chicago tor the could be secured to come immediately to the spot and use their skill and energy in attempting to stop this perilous con- dition of affairs. City engineer Arlingstall to whom it was _ reterred at once started out to find an engin- eer who would supply the demand and succeeded in inducing engineer Morgan to undertake the mission. Messrs. Arlingstall and Morgan are, however, both of the opinion that hut little can be done if anything to stop the flow of water, but it may be possible to direct the rivers into less dangerous directions and confine them to their present channels. Mr. Morgan left tor Belle Plains to-night the low lands in best engineers that and if more assistance is necessary Mr. Arhngstall will send all that 1s needed. This is regarded as one of the most phenomenal freaks of na- ture which has yet been known, and the threatened danger to the people and the property of Belle Plains de- mand instant and energetic efforts to stop the runinous deluge of water. How many bald heads you see. Work worry, disease, dissipation. These do it, Parker’s Hair Balsam stops talling hair and restores gloss and youthful color: Exceptionally clean, elegant, a pertect dressing, not greasy. Prevents dan- druff. 4o-1m. Buried for Four Hours. laid the w > Ww aa few t | the top of well, well bottom of tor l pose; all of a sudden the | It Sweeps Away a Town and Formes | the | the | t of but was at the! some pur- bricks | | began caving in at his feet and the} j was len re wall settled | began tumbling in. at hand. downward and No help was Mauzhardt tried to extri cate himselt by chmbing up on the | brick as tast as they 1, ote in this | Way elevated himself some five or | Six feet. The brick fell faster and | faster and at last he was caught and ' held fast. The brick him up tor a distance then covered of ten feet. | As scon as the accident was dis- | | covered workmen went to his relief. They called to | him j answers. Th | work and ot received removing 1e head. He was wedged in so tightly | | that he could not move. The most | singular part of the mis | he Was comparatively uninjured. A slight bruise on pis tace and a little knot on his head was the only damage. The workmen releasing bim encouraged him all they could and he kept urging them to work hard. He says that his sensations during the four and one-half hours imprisonment were peculiar beyond imagination, but that he was not un- conscious for a moment. A Tale of a Bustle. **They may say whatthey please,”’ said a Mount Clemens belle, ‘tabout the nuisance of bangs and the agony of ears sawed off with military col- all the bother they ever gave me was just pure fun to what I went through with last Sunday with lars, but one of tuese new-fashroned bustles.’”” “Can’t you tell us your experi- ence?’ we asked. ‘The many readers ot the Free Press-—’” | “No, no, ’ she interrupted, trown ing, ‘‘you imustn’t put it in the paper now. But it was really too dreadful. You see, 1 had gone to Chicago to visit my on friend Katie B—, and the first thing she told me was that ] needed building up.” “You were in delicate health?’ we inquired. “Oh! answered impa- tiently, ‘I didn’t set out enough,and where I did set out it wasn’t What I one of the new_ style but it was Saturday night and too late to buy one, and I couldn’t have gone to church the next day it Katie hadn’t offered to stay at home and lend me her bustle. The next into my room holding up a whitish-brown bag. “¢What’s that?’ sad I. ‘The new patent, elastic, adjustable, India rubber, inflatable bustle,’ no,’’ she in the right place. needed, she said, was bustles ; morning she came said she. ‘It’s only been worn once, and it’s perfectly splendid, You'll be certain to like it.’ *¢ ‘But what makes it stick out?” said I. ** ¢Aur,’ said she. ‘Look here.” “Then she put her mouth to a little pipe and began to blow and blow, and when she had puffed away about fifteen minutes the thing had swelled out to the size of a meal sack. ‘It’s as light as a feather,’ said she, giving it a little tap that sent it bouncing across the room. ** ‘But I don’t think I should like such an animated background.’ I objected. ‘It’s rather too lively tor me.’ *¢ *Nonsense,’ said she; ‘when strapped on it’s as firm as a rock.’ ‘Well, she fixed the thing on me and said it made me look like other being, which [ think, likely, it did. ‘It’s just gorgeous,’ ‘only, perhaps, it’s a little—a yery little too* big. But you needn’tt nund that; lots 0’ girls wear them even bigger.’ ‘*So I wore it just as it was, and I must say when I looked at my shadow going to church, and saw how stylishly it poked out behind, I \ felt pretty lofty myself. When I got an- | edge of the seat, s Katie had said, the sane able’ was as firm as a rock— But it was such a comfort to know that I was properly built up. Well, we got} along—the bustle and I—pretty | comfortably, all gs considered, i until the sermon was nearly throug he But just as the ‘Finally, Brethren,” minister was si nging I hearp (oh! mercy) I heard—a sound.”’ Did strange indeed. | the brick continued over tour hours. | At last the man was uncovered. He | Was stand.ng upn one arm ex- tended, the other raised above his | up was that | said she, | to church I had to sit on the very | ‘© A sound!’ we exclaimed. “That | Preacher drop his Bible?” “Oh, no,” she answered, shaking her head. “Tt was a most dreadful ~—hissing ot a so + hke tea— That must haye be we cried. ‘Oh! you can never know. turned en horrible,’* Every- round—everybody. I T looked straight at I suspected, 1 knew, I felt what was going on, and I body mean, but me. the minister. didn’t care to move for tear of a worse explosion, I looked cool (as I could, but really and actually 1 thought I'd burn to a’ cinder before that awtul sound at last died away ina long, long fiz-z-z, and I tound | myselt still When all was silent again I tested the extent of the ; damage by slipping back in my seat, |and when I tound I could sit up close to the very back [ knew that } | the worst was true. alive. My bustle, my beautitul bustle was—busted,”’ “It was pititul,’’ we said, sympa- | thetically, | “Oh! T should say it was. When { looked into shop windows going home there I was as straight asa lead pencil and all the boys the behind just killing themselves. Mercy! they needn’t talk to me about mihtary collars. I'd rather have both ears sawed off than go through the vicissitudes ot one of those ‘patent elastics’ again.’’—De- troit Free Press. The Girl at They! Gate. Heaven bless the gitl at the tront gate with peach-bloom on her cheeks and love-light in her eyes. men would Some out of our literature, but I am not one ot them. | The girl at the tront gate can grow old to shut ber never have been Years may come and go, but the music of the low voice at the j trént gate will not be stilled, and the those who with her. memory of the cherry lips we kissed at the front gate will hold out faith- tul to the end. What if the old gate does sag and its hinges rattle to hold it shut? are snaky refuse What if the posts some of its pickets gone? we love the dear old relic still. We love it for the sake of the girl who used to stand out there by it with roses on her cheeks and nectar on her lips. We held old gate up and counted the stars, and bid good bye and its latch and the | and then How good-bye said! counted the many stars again. times of a How many times did lips meet over the dear old gate? The old gate knows, but it will never tell. The old tront gate may have counted the kisses, but I never did. And I am sure that the girl with the peach-bioom cheeks never did. night was And what of the girl with the peach-bloom cheeks? Ah, me! She married another. She torgot her vows at the old tront gate, as some girls will, and married a richer and handsomer man. And I? Well, I went to another front gate, where there are other peach-bloom cheeks and other lips as sweet, and just as many staré to count. And now I have a front gate of my own and a girl of my own with peach-bloom cheeks, who counts the stars with the boy of the girl whose vows mace me at the first front gate | were broken. But he is a true, good | boy, and my girl is a good, true ) girl, and heaven bless them both as | they stand to-night at the old front gate.—Bob Burdette. Charlotte Dunning’s story of New York, called **A Step Aside,’’ is sn press. | James Russell Lowell has pur— chased a large tract of land at Ash- field. Mass., and will make that city | his summer home, along with George | William Curtis. Ashfield 1s coming ed as the home ot the j 3 to be recogniz mugwumps. Brace up- You are teeling depressed, your appe- | tite is poor, you ‘are bothered with Head- ache, you dre fidgetty, nervous, and gen- e rally out of sorts, and want to brace up. Brace up, but not with stimulation, | spring medicines, or bitters, which have itor their basis very cheap, oad whisky, \ and which stimulate for an hour, and then leave you in worse condition than Betore- Ww you want isan alterative that will purifv your blood, start nealthy | action of Liver an nd Kidneys, restose your vy, and give renwed health and th. Such a medicine you will find ectric Bitters and only so centia n Ek the ; ee at John G. Walxer’s Drug Store.